๐งต Are Slaps Assault that is legal?
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Apr 2023 13:55:52 UTC No. 142138
Legal battery? Can even sneak in a serious palm strike and claim it was an accident. Think about it, slaps fights are underrated
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Apr 2023 14:46:51 UTC No. 142145
It's called a power-push. You hit to the solar plexus with the heel of your hand. It can knock the wind out of someone and it looks like an ordinary push.
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Apr 2023 16:00:41 UTC No. 142159
>>142145
Just have to make sure they're coming at you. No matter how good your "accidental" CPR tap is, it's not gonna look good on camera if they're not moving forward.
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Apr 2023 16:10:01 UTC No. 142160
>>142138
Yes. Slapping someone is battery in most jurisdictions.
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 16:44:59 UTC No. 142292
>>142160
Even if it theoretically does no damage?
Like I was thinking it's a cool tool, because you can challenge someone who's being a dick to you to a slap fight
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 16:47:21 UTC No. 142293
>>142145
>>142159
That's neat. Reminds me of a cop trick where you try to get a crowd to back away with an outstretched hand, and if they don't respond well you can "accidentally" hit them in the throat
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 16:59:46 UTC No. 142295
You could actually kill someone with a palm strike to the forehead, not the nose with the whole nose bone thing but with the heel of your hand to the forehead. If you 'slapped' someone on the forehead with the heel of your hand with a great amount of velocity and force it would be similar to hitting your head on the dashboard of a car in a 90 mph head on collision. If not kill, definitely cause a severe disruption in the brain.
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 17:09:21 UTC No. 142298
>>142292
What, you're just gonna stand there gently tapping each other on the cheeks until one of you forfeits out of boredom?
If you hit hard enough for it to matter then the long arm of the law is going to slap you down. Doesn't matter if you use a fist, karate chop, open palm slap or whatever, striking someone is striking someone.
And that's without even going into the issues with first making the presumed arsehole agree to your silly little slap fight, and then also have him actually follow your Marquess of Wanksberry rules instead of just punching your face in.
tl,dr: grow the fuck up.
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 17:15:51 UTC No. 142300
>>142298
>british post
nta but please use proper English, it's very annoying having to read words that sound like they should be in a kids cartoon.
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Apr 2023 08:54:37 UTC No. 142386
>>142298
Getting slapped in the face is pretty emotionally distressing no matter how trained you think you are. It does mental damage not physical damage
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Apr 2023 08:58:04 UTC No. 142387
>>142295
You'd have to hit as hard as a captive bolt gun for that..
Anonymous at Fri, 12 May 2023 00:53:44 UTC No. 146008
>>142138
*slaps*
Anonymous at Fri, 12 May 2023 01:28:28 UTC No. 146014
>>142386
>It does mental damage not physical damage
Go look up professional slap fighting, some of those people get pretty messed up.
Anonymous at Fri, 12 May 2023 12:18:53 UTC No. 146065
>>142295
t. has never been in a fight