🧵 /bcg/ - Buttcheek Clapping General
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Apr 2023 00:21:56 UTC No. 143849
Buttcheek Clapping General
Clapping Cheeks Edition
This is a general for the discussion and promotion of the EXTREME sport of ass clapping.
Contrary to popular belief, the result, mainly, of the discussion of clapping ANOTHER'S ass cheeks, the spot of buttcheek clapping refers specifically to the solo act of walking with one's ass clapping mightily in the wind.
Outlawed in 47 states.
Ass-clapping safe states:
>Texas butt-clapping free state.
>New York & California require loicenses (59 USD, 1 year permit, background check pending)
Am Canadian, fortunately legalized (previously banned) in Ontario, just finished clapping around the local trails here, preparing for the national championships - I don't think I'll make it obviously, but wanna fucking do my best, and do it for the fun.
Maybe even get a tattoo of the event -right asscheek covered fully, might do on left, or perhaps inner thigh.
Maybe near the taint.
What gear are you using this year, anons?
>tfw $1,500 loadout
How's it clapping, bros?
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Apr 2023 01:41:53 UTC No. 143872
>>143849
Yeah.
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 01:41:07 UTC No. 146176
Some of my mates at the local Kabaddi club have been talking about spinning off into their own Clap collective (underground of course, as the ban is still in effect). What I want to know is, should I go along with them for a bit of cross-training? I really feel like it could help improve my game, but I'm worried about the risks too.
[email protected] at Sat, 13 May 2023 02:50:37 UTC No. 146187
SWIM is running an underground clapping circuit around Grand Junction for any CO outlaws..........
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Anonymous at Thu, 25 May 2023 01:46:45 UTC No. 148081
>>143849
I've been training with resistance bands to be able to spread my cheeks extra wide for a more violent clap.