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Anonymous No. 146270

These people come to you and ask you about the perfect fighting style for their physique. What do you say to each of them?

Anonymous No. 146271

Top left - Judo
Top middle - Judo
Top right - Judo
Bottom left - Judo
Bottom middle - Judo
Bottom right - Judo but naked

Anonymous No. 146275

Only 2 3 and 4 have any chance of ever being effective fighters
For the other 3 they can do whatever they want, give them 10 years of mma or 10 years of aikido they'll still be too physically weak to do anything

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Anonymous No. 146279

>>146275
If 1 and 5 bulked up just a little, they would look like some of the slimmest ufc champions

Anonymous No. 146282

>>146271
Judo gang unite.

Anonymous No. 146286

>>146270
>muay thai/bjj
>boxing
>wrestling
>wrestling
>kickboxing
>idk

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Anonymous No. 146290

I hand them each a rifle and a helmet.

Anonymous No. 146312

>>146270
how you look has little to do with how you perform. i thought you guys actually trained? dont tell me youre all larpers

Anonymous No. 146326

>>146270
>bjj
>mma
>wrestling
>sumo
>sex
>more sex

Anonymous No. 146559

>>146290
Why are all those guns in a big cube formation?

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Anonymous No. 146561

>>146559
It's the glorious murder/k/ube. Thousands of weapons were murdered, assembled into a cube, paraded around the world, and then the /k/ube was itself murdered.
AVE NEX ALEA

Anonymous No. 146575

>>146561
>/k/ube was itself murdered
Yikes, it was cool

Anonymous No. 146655

>>146561
AVE NEX ALEA

Anonymous No. 146673

>>146270
MMA x6
Fucking weeb.

Anonymous No. 146674

>>146559
>he doesn't know about the murder/k/ube
Welcome to /k/, now get out.

Anonymous No. 146675

>>146270
>gun
>gun
>gun
>gun
>gun
>gun

Anonymous No. 146676

>>146270
>white lotus Kung fu
>hung gar
>mantis Kung fu
>wing Chung
>shoulin king fu
>Thai chi

Anonymous No. 146680

>>146676
Isn't wing chun's point to go around physical brutality/strength and give you a chance in the case you are weaker? Wouldn't it be best for the powerlifter looking dude to do do Hung Gar to capitalize on his power?

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Anonymous No. 146957

>>146674
Lol come and make me millenial "oldfag" cuck. It is zoomer's time now, no cap!

Anonymous No. 147979

>>146270
Without declaring mma for all of them.

>1
TWD. Dude's not going to have strength on anyone likely, but he's gonna be whip quick and he looks lanky and tall. Give him the tools to approach fights from a distance, and the ability to chain quick kicks? He'll do fine.

>2
Some form of wrestling. I'm biased to Bjj, but it depends on if he's an explosive motion, or positioning and posturing kinda guy.

>3.
Dude's a muscle mountain, unlikely to be knocked around, but also not very flexible. Boxing.

>4.
Like 3, but power. Boxing or Sumo, if he's good for some explosivity training.

>5.
Kickboxing. Fit chick, lanky. All the fun stuff, without the exhausting wrestling bits.

>6.
Unironically Wing Chun. Just Wing Chun.
You then tell her to always carry knives in her designer handbag, and laugh as people get chain-knifed by a slightly sassy ninja hooker.
>>146680
Wing Chun's point is you use it with knives. It's closer to Hema than Karate.

Anonymous No. 148153

>>147979
>boxing doesn't take flexibility you can just ooga booga
>that response to no6
Are you fucking retarded?

Anonymous No. 148465

>>148153
Next to other shit, boxing doesn't take AS MUCH flexibility.
There are things you can pull off in it, if you're hella flexible, but just today I had a dude place my elbow on the back of my head in a competitive BJJ match. That shit don't happen in the ring.
Now I don't give a shit, I'm flexible as fuck anywhere that ain't my hips. But my 5'11, 280lb gym buddy that's also an experienced fighter, professional weightlifter and bodybuilder, cannot touch his olecranon process to his occipital. He moves like a fridge, and throws hands like one. He has a very simple inbox form, requiring little range of motion past swaying, and it works well for him.
And he's shaped like no.3, so it'll probably work for him too.

>No.6
Knives are equalizers. Not as much as guns, but there's a difference between getting punched somewhere by a weight behind small bones and having a blade-sized part of you that's suddenly structurally and mechanically compromised, open to air, and burning in pain.
Realistically, that chick has nothing going for her physically. Wide hips, small shoulders, little muscles and only enough physical fitness to be a pretty looking shape. Unless she trains hard in something entirely beyond the par, she's getting beat on by all of them. Ergo, get British, and win the fight.
Also no6 looks sassy, and ninja-hookers sound cool.

Anonymous No. 149576

>>147979
>Boxing or Sumo, if he's good for some explosivity training.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Hall