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Anonymous at Tue, 16 May 2023 19:04:43 UTC No. 146593
Pulling guard is a faggot move in wrestling sport, I think we can all admit that, but let's be real if a BJJ expert pulls guard in a 1 on 1 street fight then the aggressor will lose 10 times out of 10. I do not know why BJJ-cynics are under the impression that a BJJ guy can't just kick you in the face from guard.
Anonymous at Tue, 16 May 2023 20:50:00 UTC No. 146614
>>146593
Lmao they literally had to ban stomping on the face in mma specifically to avoid how overpowered it is against bjj
Anonymous at Tue, 16 May 2023 21:08:41 UTC No. 146616
>>146593
I don't know why everyone think sportsman will make pure sport moves on le streets. No one expects freestyle wrestler would do gut wrenches for points on le streets, why do you all think jitsers would pull guard? They drill single and double legs alot (the most important standup skill according to John Danaher) and on untrained guy they would easily perform an arm drag
Anonymous at Tue, 16 May 2023 22:07:20 UTC No. 146626
Sun tzu and high ground and shit brah
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 02:19:56 UTC No. 146641
>>146593
Pulling guard is literal retard shit from people who expect not to get punched in the face/gut/nuts
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 07:01:29 UTC No. 146669
>>146614
/thread
/bjj
/fagrolling queer submission obsession that only works in 1v1 with strict rules
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 11:40:04 UTC No. 146689
>>146614
>>146669
That's exactly how all the first ufc tournaments looked. Royce Gracie was always losing to a random street fighter who stomped on his face. That's totally true. Also remember that grappling only works in 1v1 while striking can beat 69 bad guys at once, just like in Karate Kid.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 12:25:28 UTC No. 146691
>>146593
>gets a running start
>stomp or kick depending on how you react
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 12:41:04 UTC No. 146694
>>146689
Wow, talk about butthurt. Okay then smart ass, why was stomping on dumbshits pulling guard banned then?
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 14:18:53 UTC No. 146706
>>146696
Really convenient how the rules were written by john McCarthy who was training under the gracies at the time and all the banned techniques only served to help grapplers and protect them on the ground
Huh, imagine that
Almost like it was rigged from the start
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 14:35:15 UTC No. 146708
>>146706
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gmUL6
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 14:52:20 UTC No. 146717
>>146696
I'm gonna kick your skull like a football unless you stand your ground.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 15:01:17 UTC No. 146720
>>146708
Senile BJJfag speaking nonsense, more news at 11.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 15:03:43 UTC No. 146721
>>146708
Literally who?
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 15:35:02 UTC No. 146731
>>146708
Literal fucking who, completely talking out his ass about the theoretical physic advantages of protective equipment as if that negates the mountain of rules that explicitly serve to protect submission grapplers. He even acknowledges that, but just moves on, doesn't address it at all. Straight up pretends like banning ground knees BENEFITS strikers? What the fuck?
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 16:16:40 UTC No. 146740
>>146614
>>146669
>>146694
>>146706
>>146720
>>146731
You may not like it but the truth is that a person who knows bjj (or something similar) wins against someone who knows a different art in a no holds barred fight. We've seen it in:
>vale tudo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aiutA
>early UFC
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b_n9H
>Rio Heroes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0b-rj
>K.O.T.S.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aaXRA
Even in Wotore, where rules clearly favor strikers (legal ground kicks and no more than 20 seconds of passive ground fight)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PncKs
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 16:26:29 UTC No. 146742
>>146740
>something similar
Oh here we go, time for the goal post to move
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 16:53:55 UTC No. 146748
>>146740
Early UFC was literally rigged for the gracies to win and it's an open secret at this point like wrestling kayfabe.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 20:27:45 UTC No. 146782
>>146740
>look at my extensive knowledge of gracie propaganda
Yeah no thanks bud.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 21:06:06 UTC No. 146789
>>146614
>>146641
>>146641
>>146717
Pulling guard is unironically good
BJJ is a ground fighting grappling sport, and getting to the ground as quickly as possible maximizes your advantage and minimizes your opponents. Pulling guard still works in street fights because if you're doing it right (butt-scooting is NOT doing it right) you still get a clinch before you pull guard anyways and are using it to establish grips which with proper body movement are very effective for getting a sweep immediately upon landing anyways. Wrestlingfigs seethe because it consistently works despite the BJJer having zero takedown experience, and once it becomes a ground-fight, a trained BJJer is going to win against an inexperienced opponent basically every single time.
if you want to work takedowns as your goal, go do catch wrestling or judo, and if you want to kick people in the face, go learn kickboxing or my thai, but don't complain you were sold the wrong bill of goods when you're looking at the wrong sport to get them.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 21:17:59 UTC No. 146791
>>146789
>Pulling guard is unironically good
>kron gracie yakety sax compilation
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 21:43:40 UTC No. 146793
>>146791
>Reading comprehension this bad
A-HEMMMMMMM, I repeat:
>butt-scooting is NOT doing it right
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 21:49:23 UTC No. 146794
>>146793
If the heir to the empire says thats how it's done then that's how it's done
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 22:35:38 UTC No. 146799
>>146696
Mentall illness the post
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 02:20:55 UTC No. 146830
>>146593
I pulled guard in a street fight AMA
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 03:45:16 UTC No. 146833
>>146830
Did you died?
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 16:56:43 UTC No. 146886
>>146833
Yea, I'm actually a fucking ghost, it sucks
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 21:42:58 UTC No. 146901
>>146886
When a ghost haunts someone and then they die and now they're ghosts together, is it just awkward?
Anonymous at Fri, 19 May 2023 00:18:51 UTC No. 146906
>>146886
Can ghosts touch each other? If they can, does everyone still have ghost genitalia?
Can ghosts give each other ghostly blowjobs?
Anonymous at Mon, 5 Jun 2023 09:41:45 UTC No. 149996
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Anonymous at Mon, 5 Jun 2023 13:28:09 UTC No. 150018
bjj sucks and is gay
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>>146593
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Anonymous at Fri, 16 Jun 2023 17:58:18 UTC No. 151663
>>146593
sport ≠ real fight
Pulling guard is used in the sport to score points, no decent jj person is pulling guard unless they're from a pure tournament school and have lost all common sense
Anonymous at Fri, 16 Jun 2023 18:12:55 UTC No. 151666
I pull seated/butterfly guard because I’m 32 years old and my back is fucked up. That doesn’t mean I’m going to do it in a fight retard
Anonymous at Fri, 16 Jun 2023 18:27:20 UTC No. 151668
>>146593
Nobody with any sense would pull guard in a street fight. But if, by some misfortune, you end up on the ground underneath someone, being able to sweep the shit out of them might just save your bacon.
Anonymous at Fri, 16 Jun 2023 18:28:22 UTC No. 151669
>>146830
Did you establish grips first, your did you just sit down?
Did you sweep or submit the guy?
Anonymous at Fri, 16 Jun 2023 18:29:46 UTC No. 151670
>>151666
just blast people in the shins with ashi waza, no need to take the cowards way out
Anonymous at Fri, 16 Jun 2023 19:19:33 UTC No. 151680
>>151670
I’m trying brother. My deashi harai isn’t so bad now but these young niggas keep level changing on me and shooting shitty doubles
Anonymous at Fri, 16 Jun 2023 19:23:41 UTC No. 151681
>>151680
Guillotine the fuck out of them. As a fellow thirty-something hobbyist, that's my personal signature cheap shot of choice. Probably at least 30% of the subs I've ever gotten have been guillotines off of shitty shots. I will gladly take that easy win every time.
Anonymous at Fri, 16 Jun 2023 21:09:12 UTC No. 151698
>>151680
https://youtu.be/un8rqNOgOZg
🗑️ Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jul 2023 14:51:37 UTC No. 154240
🗑️ Anonymous at Sun, 9 Jul 2023 14:25:56 UTC No. 155445
>>146593
Ok
🗑️ Anonymous at Sun, 9 Jul 2023 14:40:39 UTC No. 155453
>>155445
>>154240
>>151698
>>151681
>>151680
>>151670
>>151669
>>151668
>>151666
>>151663
>>150018
>>149996
>>146906
>>146901
>>146886
>>146833
>>146830
>>146799
>>146796
>>146794
>>146793
>>146791
>>146789
>>146782
>>146748
>>146742
>>146740
>>146731
>>146721
>>146720
>>146717
>>146708
>>146706
>>146696
>>146694
>>146691
>>146689
>>146669
>>146641
>>146626
>>146616
>>146614
>>146593
Ok