Anonymous at Thu, 22 Jun 2023 16:07:29 UTC No. 152511

Made a boat out of an old wood picnic table with my friend when we were 17
There's this small reservoir near by that has a little island in the middle of it, so we wanted to be pirates and bury treasure on it

We also dressed up in costumes and my grandpa brought us there in his pickup truck
Honestly that seems like the day he gave up on me because he got to see first hand how retarded I am

Long story short the boat didn't make it, we never actually tested it, seemed to float fine but something something buoyancy something, and it couldn't hold us
We lost the boat, the shovel, and the treasure out at sea
Somewhere in the watery depths there's a treasure chest holding invaluable items like an autographed photo of Vinny Testaverde

Sage at Thu, 22 Jun 2023 17:45:48 UTC No. 152531

>>152506
Not a sport by any definition