🗑️ 🧵 How to spot a legit dojo
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Aug 2023 11:32:40 UTC No. 159462
>your coach wants to be called Genghis Khan or emperor Nero instead of sensei
>Genghis Khan only speaks Japanese, Mongolian and Latin but he's so charismatic you understand him anyways
>When a new student appears, Genghis Khan karate chops his neck. If the student doesn't die, he deserves to join.
>everything you do is illegal in Scandinavia
>Genghis Khan has PTSD from Vietnam war because it was too boring
>Genghis Khan was a member of Bloods and Crips at the same time but both of them fired him for being too cruel
>you drill punches to the face with full force
>you do some hard sparring with random people who are walking by dojo
>students who have been practicing for more than 10 years spar on wheelchairs (and still win against bywalkers)
>Genghis Khan handles groin kicks so well you were thinking he doesn't have balls but than he shows you how he breaks bricks with his nuts
>you build pain resistance by smashing each other with cars
>belt gradings contain doing kata under water and you aren't allowed to breathe until you do everythinng perfect
>Genghis Khan believes that society without state would be bellum omnia contra omnes. That's why he's an anarchist.
>Genghis Khan is so mighty he has 10th dan in all martial arts under himself
>several krav maga instructors have been practicing in this dojo but they didn't implement Genghis Khan's techniques because they're too deadly
>You have one punching bag made of raw meat to train biting and one made of tungsten to train headbutts
>you drill gun disarms with loaded magnum 44 revolver
>you drill rape defence with a convinced rapist
>you practice chair strikes as a defence against a SWAT team
>some of the students fight in UFC because they like light sparring
>Genghis Khan is neither a man nor a woman. He's an attack helicopter because he can destroy a whole brigade of infantry.
>building owner thinks Genghis Khan is running ballet classes so when he visits the dojo, you dance not to get kicked out
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Aug 2023 22:09:58 UTC No. 159524
>>159462
I shudder to think of the kind of man the building owner might be
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Aug 2023 03:03:08 UTC No. 159569
>>159462
Invincible fireball taught first day
test at Thu, 24 Aug 2023 09:30:25 UTC No. 163281
Even if free will was true, it would still be better to believe in determinism. This is because free will does not explain anything about human behaviour
>why did she shout at him?
>because she had free will
>how do you know?
>because she chose to shout at him
There is nothing useful or insightful about this series of questions and answers. Meanwhile, a deterministic approach provides statements which do explain behaviour and can be acted upon.
>why did she shout at him?
>chemical imbalance/childhood trauma/conditioning/
>how do you know?
>The studies suggest that...
This is besides the fact that there is strong evidence to suggest that factors such as genetics and the environment do play a determining role in human behaviour, and also that other social sciences, like economics and political science, assume determinism is true for the same reasons described above.