Anonymous at Mon, 7 Aug 2023 19:42:26 UTC No. 160482

>>160480
Only ever do one-step sparring with no attempt to contextualize the principles of the technique. Just tell them that the opponent will step and punch, then stand still holding their arm out while you perform a block, three counter strikes, and a takedown.

Use a lot of medical and esoteric terminology to impress them with the techniques they're learning, like "you see, you must not meet that energy directly and clash with it, you must blend with it and return it, so you use the cat stance to shift to the inside line and void his attack (air meets water, you see), thus you have an open line to deliver trauma to the solar plexus and esophageal notch (wood meets fire, as it were)."

Then lecture them severely every class about the "warrior spirit" and "honor" and "the eye of the tiger" and subtly imply that they have a social duty to "teach a lesson to" any bully that they see.

Stand back and observe hilarity ensue as they step up to defend the womanly honor of a street ho at a c-store.

Anonymous at Mon, 7 Aug 2023 19:43:03 UTC No. 160483

>>160480
I would teach him taekwondo

Anonymous at Mon, 7 Aug 2023 20:34:01 UTC No. 160495

>>160480
Id teach them a style where you only throw punches with your arm and don’t engage your shoulder or hip at all. Then I’d tell them if they do this really fast they’d stunlock them.

Anonymous at Mon, 7 Aug 2023 22:15:06 UTC No. 160506

Tell them to just spar really, really hard. No prior knowledge about anything, just throw everything you have at someone for a few hours.

Anonymous at Mon, 7 Aug 2023 22:49:20 UTC No. 160509

I do though
All I do is teach low percentage meme techniques and dick moves sure to make you enemies

Anonymous at Tue, 8 Aug 2023 02:40:31 UTC No. 160551

>>160480
I would teach them ballet and gymnastics but say I am teaching them stuff related to martial arts.
They would be physically fit, with beautiful and elegant movements, capable of impressive physical feats, but wouldn't be trained to actually fight/harm. Instead they could put on impressive demonstrations and be entertainers.

Basically all art with no martial.

Anonymous at Tue, 8 Aug 2023 02:59:11 UTC No. 160555

>>160506
This is infinitely better than any TMA training

Anonymous at Tue, 8 Aug 2023 07:38:53 UTC No. 160584

>>160555
>have one or two training sessions ever then be too injured to ever do martial arts again
or
>train from childhood to old age with few to no major injuries but will never be a competent competitive fighter

Better how exactly?
Because you can't effectively defend yourself if you crippled yourself during your first few training sessions
You sure as fuck will never compete in anything
It's worse then TMA training, and this is coming from someone who thinks TMA training is bad too but on the other end of the spectrum.

Anonymous at Tue, 8 Aug 2023 11:41:01 UTC No. 160608

>>160495
Out of all the advice here this is probably the least worst because while they won't learn how to throw a punch the average person doesn't know either and they'll at least be aggressive with their punches

Anonymous at Tue, 8 Aug 2023 14:18:13 UTC No. 160631

>>160584
nah its based you're just bad at sparring

Anonymous at Tue, 8 Aug 2023 15:27:34 UTC No. 160643

>>160608
>"H-hey, y-you'd better stop that, you big bully!"
>SLAPPITY SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP
Ya know, it might actually be effective.

Anonymous at Tue, 8 Aug 2023 15:41:25 UTC No. 160646

>>160643
>"H-hey, y-you'd better stop that, you big bully!"
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

Anonymous at Tue, 8 Aug 2023 16:18:34 UTC No. 160661

>>160646
>GET PREGNANT
Proven effective strategy.
https://www.theonion.com/school-bully-not-so-tough-since-being-molested-1819587116

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Aug 2023 21:08:02 UTC No. 161054

>>160480
Traditional Chinese Martial Arts