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Anonymous No. 162682

Can your martial arts get you girls?

Anonymous No. 162684

Indirectly because it'll get you out of the house where you might actually meet some

Anonymous No. 162727

>>162682
unironically >>162684
but apparently cauli ears in Brazil are turning girls on, I think it's mostly Brazil though

Anonymous No. 162728

No because ur gay

Anonymous No. 162742

Yeah I just roundhouse kick them and drag them to my sex dungeon

Anonymous No. 162746

Had a friend that constantly got into trouble for causing drama due to hitting on and getting with the mom's of the children we taught.

So I guess if you already can do alright with women then sure.

I am autistic as fuck so only time I get girls is when doing nerdy shit like going to anime conventions, in which case being in shape and confident from martial arts helps.

Anonymous No. 162794

>>162682
Honestly no. Martial arts exposes you to more women but it doesn't fix whatever problems you have.

Anonymous No. 162881

>>162682
Women are naturally attracted to confident men who can protect them. The one of the fastest ways to lose a woman's interest is to lose a fight.

So martial arts wont get you a girl but it might stop you from losing one you already have.

Anonymous No. 163260

>>162682
confidence gets you girls, girls are retarded. its not hard, but if you doubt yourself theyll rip you apart, if that idea makes you laugh, you are ready, if it scares you, you are not.

Anonymous No. 163543

>>162682
Of course. After learning how to wrestle they’ll be much easier to subdue.

tris_pa No. 163583

this picture is so 2009

Anonymous No. 163808

>>162682
Only whales trying to lose weight and underage forced to learn raep defense by their parents. Eligible Bachelorettes don't train and their primitive brains can't appreciate martial skill. They only see size=strength.

Anonymous No. 163981

>>162682
Having friends and having something going on in your life at all would be a start, and marital arts will typically generate the latter condition at the very least.

🗑️ Anonymous No. 164106

Martial arts get you boys. (If you are a girl).
Almost every girl who enter in my club ends fucking the high grades or getting a bf

Anonymous No. 164108

Martial arts get you boys. (If you are a girl).
Almost every girl who enters in my club ends fucking the upper ranks or becoming a girlfriend of one (or several) of them.

Anonymous No. 164111

>>164108
And they say multiple attackers can't be dealt with

Anonymous No. 164195

>>162682
Not directly but women prefer guys who are in shape. Martial arts, weightlifting, any serious cardio sport; the less fat you have the better.

Anonymous No. 164358

>>162727
"Tatami Maria" have been around for a long time. Because of the relatively high cost of mats and uniforms doing bjj in Brazil is basically shouting to the world you're rich.

Anonymous No. 164416

>>162682
oxymoron

Anonymous No. 166091

>>162682
>Can your martial arts get you girls?
i mean... i could use my bjj skills to dominate them on bed and find good positions to control them

>>164358
>Because of the relatively high cost of mats and uniforms doing bjj in Brazil is basically shouting to the world you're rich.
what the fuck are you talking about, retard? you wont pay more than R$70 in any average gym to train bjj. however, if you are training at a competition-focused gym, it will be twice that price, and if you train at an official gracie family gym it will be way worse

>tldr
if you want to learn bjj for fun/self defense, wont cost you more than R$60/70 monthly

Anonymous No. 166097

>>166091
>if you're not part of the new charity programs for poors it's expensive

Fucking hell