🧵 How to steal k9 from police while they are biting me?
k9 snatcher at Mon, 21 Aug 2023 06:26:41 UTC No. 162785
>get polices attention
>Experiment what will make them get the k9 units
>Make them get k9 out
>make them use k9
>k9 bites you
>Pet k9 as it bites you and manhandle it to allow you to pick it up
>Get k9 trust by letting it bite/lick you
>Run away with k9 in hand
>Invent new crime
>Boom new dog
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Aug 2023 09:53:09 UTC No. 162801
>>162785
Way easier to adopt anon.
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Aug 2023 10:28:53 UTC No. 162803
>>162801
Adoption isn't extreme enough
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Aug 2023 17:33:53 UTC No. 162856
>>162785
This board is worse than /asp/ after the wrasslefaggots took over and honestly Hiroshimoot should just delete it
Anonymous at Wed, 23 Aug 2023 07:38:31 UTC No. 163093
>>162785
>retard posts on 4chins
Die in a fire.