🧵 Broken bones /mtb/
Crippled anon at Fri, 8 Sep 2023 13:41:30 UTC No. 165643
Im new to 4chan so i don’t rlly know what im doing
Tl:dr broke my wrist and hip while mtb > on my mtb at a local small (6 short tracks) jump track
> only me and stranger are there very friendly ppl
> i was waiting for a friend from 1 town over to come to stay night then to to city the next day
> Was heading to a double black jump
> i had done in the past
> hit it from a new angle
> dont have enough speed due to not knowing how fast to go from new angle
> hit jump
> fly through the air i love this bit
> feel something isn’t right
> case on jump landing rlly hard
> fly through the air onto ground
> stand
> think im ok
> look at wrist
> wrist is bent in a way its never bent before
> limp three steps to get off track (cant be in some ones way right)
> stare first person i see in they eye
> yell at this poor kid CALL A AMBULANCE this kid was terrified
> ppl are shocked
> lay down
> friendly/helpful adults come to help
> SCREAMING IN PAIN
> explain wrist is fucked and hip hurts ik its not a spinal or head injury thank god
> get adult to call mum
> yell HI MUM IM IN PAIN ect…
> wait 1 hr for ambulance in PAIN
> scream the whole time
> see paramedics
> beg for green whistle before they can even say anything
> get green whistle
> first time getting high it was soooo good
> most pain goes
> don’t remember much
> arrive at ER
> accidentally yell IM HIGH AS FUCK
> nurse threatened to take my whistle if i swear again
> keep my mouth very shut despite being high as a kite
> wrist is swollen and purple like a grape
> if not fixed soon will have to get amputated (didn’t know this at the time)
> get xray
> say ill walk out of the hospital if they give me a needle (have a needle fobia)
> Get laughing gas
> wake to my wrist being fixed its in a cast but its rlly swollen like 2x bigger
> get transferred to different hospital
> stare at paramedics tits the whole time it’s rlly nice
This part 1 have ran out of words if this gets enough attention i will share more
Anonymous at Fri, 8 Sep 2023 17:09:07 UTC No. 165701
Cool story, I would advise getting off of 4chan as a young adult. it could ruin your social life and distance yourself from your peers due to the potential to be exposed to various extremist propaganda, of all groups
If you want to be a Nazi furry who only likes BBC tranny femboys here is the place to be.
Go do whatever else your friends are doing if that's biking cool get better soon
Anonymous at Fri, 8 Sep 2023 19:49:04 UTC No. 165736
>>165701
there's extremist propaganda in all social media, what are you talking about?
Anonymous at Fri, 8 Sep 2023 20:12:27 UTC No. 165742
>>165736
The problem isn't the propaganda. The problem is that it's different. Atleast watch the same propaganda as your peers so that you can fit in to society
Anonymous at Fri, 8 Sep 2023 20:16:34 UTC No. 165744
>>165742
kek
Anonymous at Sat, 9 Sep 2023 18:44:11 UTC No. 165891
>>165742
shut the hell up faggot
Anonymous at Mon, 11 Sep 2023 02:38:48 UTC No. 166111
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Sep 2023 21:48:56 UTC No. 166415
>>165742
This
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Sep 2023 22:27:51 UTC No. 166427
>>165742
Fuck, I never thought of it like that. Robots, would we all be happy if we just ate the bugs and consumed the cape shit like everyone else?
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Sep 2023 02:30:07 UTC No. 166470
>>166427
Absolutely not. Fuck these retards. We are free. Lies rot the soul. That should’ve been clear after 2020
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Sep 2023 19:45:08 UTC No. 166550
>>166470
*tips fedora respectfully in your direction*
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Oct 2023 00:27:47 UTC No. 171825
>>165742
Faggots like you deserve to be burned alive. I hate kikes.
Tea at Mon, 30 Oct 2023 15:29:54 UTC No. 173922
Sucks brow my advice buy a lot thread knife fore scratching and a fish tank aquarium pump if you have a leg cast it really helpes the itching to circulate the air .
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Oct 2023 19:53:47 UTC No. 173948
What is it about this board that attracts such dim witted posters? Is it the head trauma? Was my mama right about getting bonked too often?
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Oct 2023 05:28:40 UTC No. 173981
>>165643
wear protection next time, don't care if you don't look cool doing it just say you don't want to fuck up your shit again, they'll respect it more knowing you got the wounds already.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 20:10:42 UTC No. 174276
>>165701
life is way better being a blackpilled 4chad though
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 20:21:42 UTC No. 174278
>>165742
Fucking kek
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 03:16:15 UTC No. 174731
>>165643
>needle fobia
Typical anti-vaxxer