Anonymous at Tue, 12 Sep 2023 15:57:35 UTC No. 166331

>>166329
I think you’re an autistic retard

Anonymous at Fri, 13 Oct 2023 15:01:37 UTC No. 171880

>>166331
but enough about you

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Oct 2023 12:44:58 UTC No. 172097

I think youd die from getting a boot to the head or everyone would pull the shirt over your head and beat you until youd take it off. Youd also get choked with your own shirts.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Oct 2023 12:46:00 UTC No. 172098

>>171880
Youre just being a no you baby. Answer him calling you out, bitch. Are you autistic retard like he says you are?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Oct 2023 12:58:39 UTC No. 172099

>>166331
>>171880
>>172098
Most cyvilized discussion on 4chan

Anonymous at Wed, 18 Oct 2023 20:25:53 UTC No. 172536

>>166329
thats retarded

Anonymous at Thu, 19 Oct 2023 22:44:45 UTC No. 172673

>>166329
>anon wants to watch men strip before they wrestle eachother
Ok, gaylord

Anonymous at Thu, 19 Oct 2023 23:14:06 UTC No. 172682

Anonymous at Mon, 23 Oct 2023 14:36:22 UTC No. 173091

>use belt as a whip for long-distance attack
>try to wrap the shirt around the other guy's face t blind him
>throw shoes, then sprint and attack sneakily
???

Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 16:17:10 UTC No. 173358

>>166329
This.
I'm tired of all the Joe Rogan retardation where people look at what works in MMA to make up their mind about what works in a real fight.
An actual *ultimate* fighting championship would have the fighters get into the octagon and be randomly assigned a style of clothing, weapons, terrain, shit laying on the ground, a number of friends (of varying degrees of fighting ability) that may or may not join you, women screeching at you to stop, ability to run and hide somewhere only to come back with a pipe to hit the guy in the back of the head, cops arresting you if they see you, etc.
Weight classes would obviously be eliminated as well.
Those are all important variables that can make or break a fight, and MMA competitions remove all of them (plus many more), so you cannot possibly say that they're in any way representative of what would happen in a real fight.
Do it like described above and let's see how many of you faggots keep repeating the same "99% of fights end up on the ground" bullshit.

Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 17:09:47 UTC No. 173363

>>173358
Damn bro, you’re an even more of an autistic retard than OP is. Congrats.

Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 17:50:54 UTC No. 173373

>>173363
Fuck yeah I am autistic. It gives me the ability to see through bullshit and reach the truth, unlike you retards who can't even argue back and have to resort to empty insults.

You know I'm right. You're just not man enough to admit it.

Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 17:56:47 UTC No. 173377

>>166329
There's nothing beneficial about keeping or taking off clothes if you are proficient in fighting in them, KTS types either fight in shorts, jogging wear and so on doesn't seem to change the flow of the combat at all from UFC shitter types, all that matters is that you don't have extra hair to grip.

Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 17:58:06 UTC No. 173378

>>173358
remember those women are all equipped with 3 inch knives they may use to end a fight if its too gay to continue regarding ground wrestling.

Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 20:42:08 UTC No. 173394

>>173373
>you’re just not man enough to admit it
You’re too much of a retard to understand that what you’re describing isn’t feasible to conduct and isn’t actually a good format for competition since the winner would be completely random based on what advantages/disadvantages they get at the start. You’re also too much of a bitch to actually fight someone on equal terms which is why you have autistic power fantasies in the first place.

Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 21:16:48 UTC No. 173397

>>173394
>since the winner would be completely random based on what advantages/disadvantages they get at the start
Exactly like real life.

Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 21:21:05 UTC No. 173398

>>173397
>muh street fights
I should be allowed to bring a car to a marathon because in “real life” that would make me faster than those retarded foot racers.

Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 21:27:51 UTC No. 173399

Bullshido and its consequences.

MMA is not about da streetz. Only anxious suburbanites and small town english hooligans care about street fights. It's a fight sport that is supposed to be fun to watch first and foremost. I can watch retards brawl in parking lots on world star.

Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 21:37:00 UTC No. 173400

>>173394
You need to be more autistic then me not to understand that the fella autist's retarded idea just was a satire on op

Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 21:54:33 UTC No. 173401

>>173400
You haven’t spoken to enough RBSD tards if you think that’s not a real thing real people would believe

Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 21:59:56 UTC No. 173404

>>173398
You're almost certainly not going to find yourself being forced to race against a car, so training to be effective against a car is pointless.
When it comes to fighting, however, if you want to learn a martial art for self defense in case you have to fight IRL, you can't look at MMA to know what works on the street.

>>173399
Exactly.
If you want a competition that's representative of real street fights you have to introduce all the other elements of street fights, as explained here >>173358

>>173400
I am 1000‰ serious.

Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 22:02:25 UTC No. 173406

Sounds really fucking retarded.

Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 22:06:05 UTC No. 173409

>>173399
>that is supposed to be fun to watch first and foremost
The wall and ground humping/stalling that is endemic of MMA is not and has never been fun to watch. Not even to someone who understands and appreciates good wrestling/grappling.

Anonymous at Fri, 17 Nov 2023 18:43:38 UTC No. 176182

>>173404
>1000‰