🧵 /ezg/ Eternal Zorbing General
Anonymous at Thu, 21 Sep 2023 16:05:09 UTC No. 167995
A place to discuss zorbing and zorbing accessories. A misunderstood but globular extreme sport. Limp Bizkit once wrote a song about this
Anonymous at Thu, 21 Sep 2023 16:05:35 UTC No. 167996
>What to expect
There are lots of different ways to get stuck into zorbing. It usually involves an adventure inside an inflatable ball, but you could end up rolling down a hill, travelling across water, or even playing football. You may find that different activities suit people of different ages – chat to whoever will run to session to see what they’d recommend for your group.
>What you’ll learn
Most people probably won’t have tried zorbing before, so it’ll give people a chance to take a deep breath and try something new. They’ll have to dig deep and support each other to find their brave and give it a go.
>Fun facts
The greatest distance travelled by a zorb ball in a single roll is 570 metres. The record’s held by Steve Camp from South Africa, though his magnificent journey happened in New Zealand in November 2006. How far did you travel?
>Handy hints
-Dress for the occasion. Check with the centre to see if they have any rules about what you should (or shouldn’t) wear, and pass the information on to everyone else.
-Grab some extra hair bobbles. People with long hair will probably need to tie it back. Take a few extra hair ties, just in case anyone forgets.
-Have something else planned. If you’ll have to take it in turns, prepare another activity to keep everyone entertained when it isn’t their turn in a zorb.
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Sep 2023 00:10:59 UTC No. 168361
I'M JUST A ZORBY BOY
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Sep 2023 21:01:34 UTC No. 169907
>>168802
Ayys were truly ahead of our time
Anonymous at Sun, 1 Oct 2023 01:52:30 UTC No. 169943
If you're not zorbing off a cliff to your death what is even the point?
https://youtu.be/Qw5bDGm7tYo?si=hzG
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Oct 2023 21:09:43 UTC No. 170902
>the last thread was deleted
is there no justice in this world?
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Oct 2023 21:35:03 UTC No. 170905
>>170902
meanwhile the fucking Dim Mak general stays up.
Sad ;_;
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Oct 2023 01:26:36 UTC No. 170932
>>170902
The powers that be don't want common people to know about extreeeem zorbing.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Nov 2023 17:41:49 UTC No. 175410
How much does it cost to get into zorbing?
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Nov 2023 18:33:39 UTC No. 175413
>>175410
Pretty exzorbitant
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Nov 2023 22:52:20 UTC No. 176664
>>167995
Is zorbing safe for dogs?
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Nov 2023 23:32:55 UTC No. 177050
>>176664
Only strong dogs
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Nov 2023 04:12:57 UTC No. 177104
>>176664
Safer than just flying downhill without a zorb.
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Dec 2023 04:21:08 UTC No. 178336
>>167995
where my zorb niggers at?
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Dec 2023 14:56:47 UTC No. 180800
>>167995
Do people actually do this shit on this board or is it just a meme?
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Dec 2023 16:12:37 UTC No. 180910
>>180800
Bro everyone's zorbing where the fuck you been
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Dec 2023 03:10:19 UTC No. 180948
>>180910
Apparently not living my best life. How do I join the club?
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Dec 2023 10:51:46 UTC No. 181130
>>180948
Nigger if you can't find out how to zorb I ain't telling you.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Dec 2023 17:46:06 UTC No. 181241
>>181130
Peak faggot mode
>>180948
Here you go.
https://www.zorbingtime.com/zorbing
https://wonderopolis.org/wonder/how
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Dec 2023 02:46:52 UTC No. 181309
>>181241
Based zorbassador
Anonymous at Mon, 29 Jan 2024 12:48:57 UTC No. 184606
I know they don't like scooters at skateparks, but how do they feel about zorbers? Will they bully me?
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jan 2024 22:45:16 UTC No. 184984
>>184606
>Will they bully me?
They'll try.
Anonymous at Fri, 9 Feb 2024 08:53:56 UTC No. 186202
My bitch wife won't let me get a SportZorb, says the base model is plenty enough
Anonymous at Sun, 18 Feb 2024 12:13:16 UTC No. 187453
>>167995
>Limp Bizkit once wrote a song about this
wat
Anonymous at Sun, 18 Feb 2024 16:28:30 UTC No. 187465
>>184606
>Will they bully me
I’m sure it’ll bounce right off of you.
Anonymous at Fri, 23 Feb 2024 23:39:21 UTC No. 188056
>>184606
What are they going to do against a guy in a zorb?
Anonymous at Sun, 25 Feb 2024 12:04:59 UTC No. 188251
>>187453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYn
Anonymous at Sun, 25 Feb 2024 18:04:21 UTC No. 188298
>>188251
lol okay
Anonymous at Sun, 17 Mar 2024 15:24:21 UTC No. 190843
I heard zorbing is going to be at the Paris olympics
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Apr 2024 12:12:07 UTC No. 194378
>>194368
No fucking way... Zorb bros, we are going home, at last.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 May 2024 05:19:14 UTC No. 196164
zorb bump
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 01:29:52 UTC No. 197105
zorbGODS how we livin?
Anonymous at Sun, 9 Jun 2024 12:08:14 UTC No. 200722
It's raining... but it's not like it matters when I'm wildin inside a zorb, fully protected from the elements. How can skateboarders even compete?
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Jun 2024 17:49:02 UTC No. 201048
>>169943
how the hell do you retards manage to make this shit more dangerous than flying planes
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jun 2024 04:01:41 UTC No. 201095
>>201048
You have no control over zorb. It's the equivalent of throwing glider with locked controls off the cliff and hope it will still land perfectly somehow. It only works in extreeeeeemely controlled environment.
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jun 2024 21:35:38 UTC No. 201150
>>201048
One must surrender oneself to the Zorb to achieve enlightenment and/or death.
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jul 2024 02:34:32 UTC No. 204519
>>204518
That’s bullshit but I believe it
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Aug 2024 18:36:29 UTC No. 206135
>>167995
I'd like the concept of zorbing better if it was more like super monkey ball. When are they gonna make monkey ball zorbing? Maybe then it actually would be an extreme sport.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=REzwg6j
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 21:57:49 UTC No. 210690
>>210651
Mmm now that's badd ass