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Anonymous at Sat, 18 Nov 2023 18:23:13 UTC No. 176289
My 45 yr mom (who has been decently fit all her life) started taking kick-boxing lessons since March this year, and yesterday when I challenged her during a playfight, she managed to deal quite a few punches and roundhouse kicks that I simply couldn't block. Had this been a real fight where she would've hit harder, I could've gotten a broken jaw or nose, some facial injury like a black eye or even a concussion etc. I'm still mind broken by the fact that my mom is now faster, braver and better at hand-to-hand combat than me.
She made me chicken parm right after though.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Nov 2023 18:33:22 UTC No. 176290
>>176289
lmaoo imagine getting beat up by your own mom stupid frogposter
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Nov 2023 19:44:23 UTC No. 176295
>>176289
Zoomers lmao
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Nov 2023 19:50:58 UTC No. 176296
>>176290
She didn't technically 'beat' me up faggot.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Nov 2023 20:00:25 UTC No. 176299
>>176296
>make a thread about how your mom can beat your ass
>call people that laugh at you a faggot
Lol. Lmao
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Nov 2023 20:36:07 UTC No. 176300
>>176296
ahahahaha lmao
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Nov 2023 20:40:42 UTC No. 176302
Could you prove that?
Post s pic of her
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Nov 2023 22:56:58 UTC No. 176316
>>176299
>>176290
Won't have to 'imagine' cuz just cuz she's very good at kick-boxing does not mean she will 'beat' me, unlike your parents faggot.
>>176302
Ain't gonna work famalam
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Nov 2023 00:05:39 UTC No. 176320
Did she power-fuck you while calling you her special little boy?
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Nov 2023 04:10:41 UTC No. 176344
>>176343
Come on anon, imagine your varbie mommy putting you in the amazon position against your will while telling you that you're her young little man and that she knows best to what men really want.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Nov 2023 04:48:46 UTC No. 176347
>>176289
Do you want sympathy or something? Wrong site pussy
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Nov 2023 15:34:08 UTC No. 176378
>>176289
Why would you post this lol, do you have a humiliation fetish?
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Nov 2023 15:35:09 UTC No. 176379
>>176316
>just because my mom is “braver faster and better at hand to hand combat” doesn’t mean she could beat me…right?
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Nov 2023 12:35:46 UTC No. 176441
>>176289
how are you this weak lol, let me see your mom try this on me I'd make you a little brother in no time
Yet at Sat, 25 Nov 2023 05:38:52 UTC No. 176857
imagine getting your ass kicked by your mom, you're a fucking loser OP. honestly, I'm just chuckling at the thought that your weak-ass got your ass handed to you by your fitness kickboxing mom.
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Nov 2023 16:51:32 UTC No. 176876
Don't feel bad anon! Your story made me hard!
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Nov 2023 22:03:56 UTC No. 176915
>>176289
If it had been a real fight, then any punch or kick from you that she managed to block would still temporarily disable or break her blocking limbs. If it was a real fight, you'd be tanked up on adrenaline and barely even notice a broken nose, and you'd be on top of her battering and mauling her. Playfighting, sparring, and sporting fights are not and will never be reflective of actual fighting and no amount of kickboxing training will enable a middle aged woman to defeat a man who is trying to kill her.
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Nov 2023 01:20:07 UTC No. 177064
>>176289
So why was posting this you reaction to being emasculated instead of just joining kickboxing why are you such a pussy?
Anonymous at Wed, 29 Nov 2023 21:55:15 UTC No. 177434
>>176289
getting real tired of these "le girl beat me up" fetish in disguise threads.
excited for the follow up story about how she pegged you
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Dec 2023 02:42:44 UTC No. 177938
>>177434
LOL, exactly. fuck this guy
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Dec 2023 03:03:49 UTC No. 177942
>>176296
>My mum fought me and if she didn't hold back, I would have ended up with a broken nose or jaw, black eye, or concussion
>She didn't beat me up tho
LMAO