Anonymous at Mon, 18 Dec 2023 05:33:48 UTC No. 179950

Start a solo club instead.

Anonymous at Mon, 18 Dec 2023 06:21:17 UTC No. 179954

>>179948
Start attending judo classes and then invite a bunch of fat guys from your favorite gay bar to train at the dojo and at your house for "casual attire" private lessons.

Anonymous at Mon, 18 Dec 2023 13:32:02 UTC No. 179971

>>179948
Build a dohyo in the local park and challenge every man that passes by to push you out of it.

Anonymous at Mon, 18 Dec 2023 15:33:30 UTC No. 179976

>>179948
Just start pushing random people with your stomach outside until everyone is impressed with your mighty girth

Anonymous at Mon, 18 Dec 2023 17:39:06 UTC No. 179986

There's probably one in your country even if in another city.
Im from fucking argentina and there's a sumo club at a sports center 2 hours from my house.

Anonymous at Tue, 19 Dec 2023 05:32:31 UTC No. 180059

>>179948
move to Japan and learn sumo wrestling from the best
then go home and open your own school

Anonymous at Tue, 19 Dec 2023 06:46:41 UTC No. 180066

>>179954
This is the only post in the thread that would result in what you're after OP

Anonymous at Tue, 19 Dec 2023 11:56:24 UTC No. 180070

>>179986
It's sort of funny to me how many people wouldn't even consider doing this now. Finding good training in so many different things used to require outright moving to a coach/teacher/traunee, if you'd even heard about them in the first place. Finding somewhere you could drive to and back from inside of a day was a stroke of luck.

Anonymous at Tue, 19 Dec 2023 14:28:54 UTC No. 180075

>>180070
Nowadays no one is going to bother. Not for something so niche with practically zero chance of getting any fame/fortune out of it. Which, the times you're referring to person could do that and even if they didn't gain fame/fortune, assuming they were disciplined & committed, they could at the very least go form their own business/dojo. But now? Thats just not a thing. Schools are going under left & right. MMA, in its perversion of martial arts, has pulled so many away from other avenues of learning. What's sadder is, because of the mindset they teach, when a person washes out of MMA, they're more apt to abandon martial arts entirely. Because of 'le ebin master shit of effectiveness' attitudes in MMA, and the brainwashing they go through, people walk away from it like "Well I can't fight I guess, and all those arts are total wastes of time." This is why when I was a kid you could get all the training you wanted from legit Dojos with extensive lineages for half of what most places charge now.

Anonymous at Wed, 20 Dec 2023 03:31:27 UTC No. 180187

>>179971
based vaudevillian anon

Anonymous at Fri, 22 Dec 2023 01:27:32 UTC No. 180495

>>180066
I don’t think OP is intending to produce fetish porn

Anonymous at Fri, 22 Dec 2023 03:47:40 UTC No. 180527

>>180495
You're ignoring the well known and firmly established axiom that OP is a faggot.

Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jan 2024 03:10:18 UTC No. 181704

Build a sumo ring decide when you wanna do practice and make a Facebook/Instagram for your club be honest you just starting and see what you can get maybe put up flyers at grocery stores and stuff