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Anonymous No. 184485

>I trained in mma, boxing , judo and wrestling for 10, blasted all kinds of roids and am 2 meter tall
>I could kill you in a fight
>Some rando hits him from behind with a bottle
>dead
>Some other rando pushes him on the ground and gets kicked in the head
>dead
>someone trowh a chair at him
Martial arts dont work irl

Anonymous No. 184495

That's dumb. What you're saying is the equivalent of "driving doesn't work because some rando could smash into your car".

Anonymous No. 184498

What's the point in doing anything at all? If someone random guy is just going to kill you one day, what's the point?

Anonymous No. 184506

>>184485
>some other rando pushes him into the ground
Pushes a judo/wrestler hybrid to the ground

Anonymous No. 184508

>>184485
>martial arts done work because what if I launch a nuke at you
Anything else to add, retard?

Anonymous No. 184511

dude what if I pull off a jedi light saber and chop you in 200 pieces. ever thought about that?

Anonymous No. 184536

>>184485

>implying throwing a chair skillfully, sneaking and unbalancing are not MARTIAL arts

Congrats, you both realized and missed the points of Martial Arts

Anonymous No. 184538

>>184485
Ideally you'd develop some situational awareness and not just blindly hit pads like a robot

Anonymous No. 184556

>>184485
Don't wear a seatbelt because you can't always be run off a bridge and drown in the river

Don't get health insurance because you can always die of your illness even with treatment

Don't lock your doors when you leave the house because they can pick the lock

Don't upgrade your locks because they can always smash open the door

Don't reinforce your door because they can always blow your wall up

Don't train Martial arts because they could have a knife

Don't carry a knife because they could always have a gun

Don't carry a gun because there could be multiple of them

Don't travel with friends because they could have more guys than you

Anonymous No. 184601

>>184508
It's true though. Joe Biden, Putin and Xi Jinping are greatest martial artists alive right now. No boxer or judo master can do shit against them.

Anonymous No. 184712

>>184601
I bet Shinzo Abe thought that he was a pretty decent martial artist.

Anonymous No. 184716

>>184508
>nothing beats a well placed pipebomb…

Anonymous No. 185657

>>184712
he was out of his prime

Anonymous No. 185745

>>184485
>guns dont work because the government can send a drone to ypur house and kill you
Shit argument.