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Anonymous at Sun, 28 Jan 2024 19:15:54 UTC No. 184485
>I trained in mma, boxing , judo and wrestling for 10, blasted all kinds of roids and am 2 meter tall
>I could kill you in a fight
>Some rando hits him from behind with a bottle
>dead
>Some other rando pushes him on the ground and gets kicked in the head
>dead
>someone trowh a chair at him
Martial arts dont work irl
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Jan 2024 19:51:08 UTC No. 184495
That's dumb. What you're saying is the equivalent of "driving doesn't work because some rando could smash into your car".
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Jan 2024 20:12:34 UTC No. 184498
What's the point in doing anything at all? If someone random guy is just going to kill you one day, what's the point?
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Jan 2024 20:53:05 UTC No. 184506
>>184485
>some other rando pushes him into the ground
Pushes a judo/wrestler hybrid to the ground
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Jan 2024 21:01:41 UTC No. 184508
>>184485
>martial arts done work because what if I launch a nuke at you
Anything else to add, retard?
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Jan 2024 21:35:12 UTC No. 184511
dude what if I pull off a jedi light saber and chop you in 200 pieces. ever thought about that?
Anonymous at Mon, 29 Jan 2024 00:59:56 UTC No. 184536
>>184485
>implying throwing a chair skillfully, sneaking and unbalancing are not MARTIAL arts
Congrats, you both realized and missed the points of Martial Arts
Anonymous at Mon, 29 Jan 2024 01:22:28 UTC No. 184538
>>184485
Ideally you'd develop some situational awareness and not just blindly hit pads like a robot
Anonymous at Mon, 29 Jan 2024 03:10:07 UTC No. 184556
>>184485
Don't wear a seatbelt because you can't always be run off a bridge and drown in the river
Don't get health insurance because you can always die of your illness even with treatment
Don't lock your doors when you leave the house because they can pick the lock
Don't upgrade your locks because they can always smash open the door
Don't reinforce your door because they can always blow your wall up
Don't train Martial arts because they could have a knife
Don't carry a knife because they could always have a gun
Don't carry a gun because there could be multiple of them
Don't travel with friends because they could have more guys than you
Anonymous at Mon, 29 Jan 2024 10:07:02 UTC No. 184601
>>184508
It's true though. Joe Biden, Putin and Xi Jinping are greatest martial artists alive right now. No boxer or judo master can do shit against them.
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jan 2024 02:49:58 UTC No. 184712
>>184601
I bet Shinzo Abe thought that he was a pretty decent martial artist.
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Jan 2024 03:17:38 UTC No. 184716
>>184508
>nothing beats a well placed pipebomb…
Anonymous at Tue, 6 Feb 2024 03:35:10 UTC No. 185657
>>184712
he was out of his prime
Anonymous at Tue, 6 Feb 2024 18:50:06 UTC No. 185745
>>184485
>guns dont work because the government can send a drone to ypur house and kill you
Shit argument.