🗑️ 🧵 Quantum phenomenon names are made by drunk children with brain damage

Anonymous at Thu, 8 Feb 2024 12:00:05 UTC No. 186080

Up an down particles? Quark like some kind of dog duck? Gluons. False vacuum decay sounds like an excuse for vacuuming up the family hampster while "playing" some sociopathic baby-Saw game and then flushing the vacuum.
Scientists wanna be Baga Yaga so bad but ended up sounding like a bunch of LARPing mall Wiccans sat around a moldy DnD board.