🧵 Could you beat him in a fight?
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Feb 2024 14:51:59 UTC No. 188438
Could you?
Okay, but how about:
>he gets one month of MMA training with Danaher and GSP
Now what, huh? Think you can beat him now?
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Feb 2024 15:03:01 UTC No. 188440
>>188438
Yes, I would buy a zweihander and literally beat the shit out of him
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Feb 2024 16:34:01 UTC No. 188446
Is that the Russian Chad called Andrey something
I've always wondered how a brute like this would do in grappling sports with no experience
He really is ape strong. Heavily roided but strong.
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Feb 2024 16:40:25 UTC No. 188447
I'll beat any normal person, but based on his hair it's clear he's enhanced so effectively he's using a weapon which is unfair
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Feb 2024 22:27:42 UTC No. 188493
>>188446
They do badly assuming it's same weight class.
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Feb 2024 22:38:16 UTC No. 188495
>>188493
this guy can probably curl you out of an armbar.
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Feb 2024 22:47:27 UTC No. 188498
>>188495
Doesn't matter too much, they gas out instantly
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Feb 2024 22:52:47 UTC No. 188501
>>188438
Yes to both. One month doesn't give you the speed and mentality
Anonymous at Tue, 27 Feb 2024 02:51:33 UTC No. 188525
>>188498
>gas out instantly
This guy can do 50 pullups at his weight
Anonymous at Tue, 27 Feb 2024 10:06:08 UTC No. 188546
>>188501
Ultimate in cope
Grappling with this guy is like a toddler trying to use jiu jitsu moves on its father. The strength difference would be too much unless you are also 110kg+ and beast strong + black belt tier
Anonymous at Tue, 27 Feb 2024 10:41:26 UTC No. 188550
>>188546
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kL3Vz
Seems like you don't have to be 110 kg. You just have to be a decently strong black belt. But the anon probably isn't.
Anonymous at Tue, 27 Feb 2024 11:35:48 UTC No. 188553
>>188550
A bodybuilder has useless show muscles and even then that bjj nerd struggled with him
Andrey smaev isn't a bodybuilder, he's an abnormally strong human. Body builders are just pumped up, this guy is benching your bodyweight with one arm and has insane core and grip strength
Anonymous at Tue, 27 Feb 2024 11:55:28 UTC No. 188554
>>188438
I'll just laugh when he gets sent to the front line trenches Ukie and droned
Anonymous at Tue, 27 Feb 2024 17:37:24 UTC No. 188584
>>188498
wish this meme would die already
Anonymous at Tue, 27 Feb 2024 17:50:41 UTC No. 188585
>>188550
we've been over this many times, pedro didn't win
they stopped the fight prematurely because the guy was about to slip the armbar and end up on top of him passed the guard and they couldn't allow that to happen
there was no tap and the elbow line had already been cleared so there was no armbar either
the narration is just to gaslight people who don't really understand what they're looking at
Anonymous at Tue, 27 Feb 2024 17:59:28 UTC No. 188588
>>188584
It's not a meme at all. People who don't fight don't have fight cardio
Anonymous at Tue, 27 Feb 2024 18:02:36 UTC No. 188589
>”erm, excuse me we’ve been over this many times”
You have autism lmfao
Anonymous at Tue, 27 Feb 2024 18:16:35 UTC No. 188591
>>188585
I saw a tap at 6:02
Anonymous at Tue, 27 Feb 2024 19:51:47 UTC No. 188607
>>188438
Off the street, this guy beats any black belt who isn't at least 200 lbs. Month of solid training? He's hanging with competition black belts. But if he catches the BJJ bug he becomes a weakshit grapple enthusiast eating acai bowls and neglecting his strength, caring only for good "fundamentals" and being humble. BJJ is a parasitic infection related to toxoplasmosis that turns athletic men into competitive yoga hippies.
Anonymous at Tue, 27 Feb 2024 20:24:37 UTC No. 188612
>>188546
Why would I grapple him?
Anonymous at Tue, 27 Feb 2024 20:26:14 UTC No. 188613
>>188591
you saw a hand grabbing on to a leg
Anonymous at Tue, 27 Feb 2024 20:36:05 UTC No. 188614
>>188588
what's the difference between 'fight cardio' and normal cardio?
Anonymous at Tue, 27 Feb 2024 20:39:30 UTC No. 188617
>>188614
nta
Doing something you're not that familiar with taxes the brain and the muscles. Clearly you haven't actually played any sports
Anonymous at Thu, 29 Feb 2024 14:28:10 UTC No. 188838
>>188584
It's not meme retard. Even pro heavyweights get gassed. Body-builders like this burn out their glycogen stores FAST. And if they're on a cut? Dude, they get tired from fucking flexing. Being this big is impressive, they are strong, but being strong isn't everything. Any exercise that you can only do 4 reps of is fucking useless. All fighters focus on a balance of strength/endurance/flexibility.
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Mar 2024 18:35:37 UTC No. 190167
>>188838
Pro heavyweights would fuck you easily though.
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Mar 2024 21:11:39 UTC No. 190197
>>188838
> Its muh frucking uselesserino.
Then why do people strength max on deadlifts instead of doing endurance work with it? Because its the easiest way to make strength gains related to grappling.
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Mar 2024 21:12:40 UTC No. 190198
>>188614
Play tetris vs comp tetris and see if your brain is more fatigued after a few rounds of comp tetris vs regular.
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Mar 2024 23:33:18 UTC No. 190209
>>190197
Deadlifts aren't the best way to make gains at anything other than deadlifts
Hell, they might not even be the best way to make gains at that
It's more of a test than an exercise
Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 22:37:27 UTC No. 190289
>>188614
Firstly fight cardio is an adrenalin dump it's like the difference between running and running with someone chasing you with a knife.
Secondly, you're working your muscles in very different ways for much longer periods with grappling. This guy would ragdoll a BJJ black belt for 30 seconds, then tire, then get submitted.
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 01:21:33 UTC No. 190310
>>188438
pull ups are so goofy, snapping your head back to lift your chin over the bar is really making you stronger
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 06:06:13 UTC No. 190600
>>190599
>Oooooooh nooooo ive been """swept"""!!!!!
Martyn would have kod him in two seconds, also he didn't sweep him fully. He sort of almost did, after Bradley man handled him to the floor
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 06:07:40 UTC No. 190601
>>190310
Yet he'd break your arm with one hand
Curious
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 06:09:04 UTC No. 190602
>>190209
World's strongest Man beat the best sumo wrestlers in his country using strength alone
Dont think strength is meaningless
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 16:47:46 UTC No. 190649
>>188495
>same weight class
Musclefags once again proving stereotypes right
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 16:56:34 UTC No. 190651
>>190602
>best sumo wrestler in his country
If he's a pro sumotori living in his home country he's a retired athlete that probably at most just coaches new people to be shipped off to Japan. If he never competed in a basho he's just an amateur that unironically doesn't do Sumo right. In either case it's not that impressive.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 19:05:04 UTC No. 190658
>>190651
Okay 69kg skinnyfat
Anonymous at Sat, 16 Mar 2024 16:06:28 UTC No. 190744
>>188495
This guy weighs 140 kilos. Unless 40 kilos of that is muscle concentrated entirely in the arm in question, then that arm is getting snapped.
Anonymous at Tue, 19 Mar 2024 19:41:46 UTC No. 191084
>>190744
I'm way weaker than that dude and I can jump up in a second from prone with a 80kg dude armbarring me. I did it during judo practice. You're gonna get your head bashed on asphalt if you don't let go.
Anonymous at Tue, 19 Mar 2024 19:44:30 UTC No. 191086
>>188438
none of those counted. 0 one arms, amazing.
Anonymous at Thu, 21 Mar 2024 21:23:22 UTC No. 191277
>>191086
Post body. You can't even hang off the bar one handed