Anonymous at Mon, 4 Mar 2024 18:55:17 UTC No. 189293
>>189292
PUNCH IN THE DICK
Anonymous at Mon, 4 Mar 2024 22:23:46 UTC No. 189308
my man was picking up anchors
you aint beating him
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Mar 2024 12:40:45 UTC No. 190144
>>189292
Jog at a moderate pace around him shouting insults until his heart explodes in a few miniutes.
Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 15:45:58 UTC No. 190263
Repeated leg kicks while maintaining my distance until he falls, at which point I Chandler-Ferguson his chin into oblivion and keep kicking until he's unable to fight.
Or at least this is my Sherlock Holmes (2009) style prediction.
In reality I can't get close enough to kick without him also being able to reach out and grab my skull to squeeze it like a stress ball.
Maybe I can have a chance if I bully him by reminding him about what a tragedy it is to be like him, so he gets depressed and I can exploit the moment of distraction to do some Jackie Chan shit like pantsing him to incapacitate him or something.