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🧵 Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson

Anonymous No. 190538

Did we jump timelines again? How the fuck is this actually happening? Am I being fucking bamboozled?

Anonymous No. 190550

>fixed match
>easy money for Tyson
>clout for youtube eceleb

Anonymous No. 190553

damn so is netflix doing PPV or is it just included in the regular subscription?

I'm certain there's a no KO clause here. The 30 year age difference doesn't matter, mike is too good and has performed at the highest level
jake paul is too sloppy, he wouldn't be able to touch him if he really tried

Anonymous No. 190713

4 years of business school majoring in marketing did not teach me the #1 rule that I figured out eventually: always ALWAYS market to children and women. It's free money.
In this case, its children.

Anonymous No. 190782

>>190538
hello /xs/

i was not allowed to participate or watch any kind of bloodsport and i lived a sheltered life without a father figure.

being an internet denizen, i have seen video of mike tyson throughout his career. the man moves so brutally quick, i feel a rush of excitement. truly this man mike tyson has dedicated his life to his fighting style.

i have also seen video of jake paul. he was not distinguishable from any other middling professional fighter i have seen.

i hope and pray mike tyson destroys this white nigger trash.

my question is thus, does mike tyson have a chance? if so, how much of a chance.

PS; also, i thought mike put up the gloves and retired with alot of money. its also my understanding he has good branding deals. he doesnt "need" the money right? he just wants it. he goes out after 1 last horrah, he hears the crowd once more, then walks out with a truck of money. sad to see a legend die, but im happy for the guy.

TLDR; i know nothing about fighting, does mike tyson have a chance? if so, how much of a chance.

Anonymous No. 190786

>>190782
>question is thus, does mike tyson have a chance? if so, how much of a chance
Mike Tyson is objectively a more skilled fighter. However he also is nearly 60 years old, basically a senior citizen, and has at times been seen walking with a cane or in a wheel chair because of sciatica. Whether or not he has a chance is entirely dependent on how bad his medical problems are when he steps into the ring. Jake Paul is, as always, a faggot and a coward too afraid to fight people in his own league and instead focuses on big names who are old and retired.

Anonymous No. 190795

>>190786
>Whether or not he has a chance is entirely
dependent on how bad his medical problems are when he steps into the ring
well put. thank you for your insight.
>Jake Paul is, as always, a faggot
i had hoped the plague would kill more people...but alas it was not as deadly as the experts claimed.

fitness: discord.gg/yTaMJthE No. 190948

>>190538
Boxing died when Tyson retired.

Anonymous No. 191068

>>190948
Peak casual opinion
>>190538
To think it seemed like Jake was fighting more appropriate competition in his last few fights. Hoping Tyson flattens him in a round because if it goes past round three I don't see it going well for Mike.

Anonymous No. 191076

>>190713
That's the case for everything the Paul brothers ever did

Anonymous No. 191094

>>191068
No one is getting steamrolled, these exhibitions are prearranged draws. They're gonna trade a few shots and go home with bags of money from the millions of retards paying for this.

Anonymous No. 191098

>>191094
rumor is it'll be with with 16 oz gloves

Anonymous No. 191101

>>191094
Holyfield vs Belfort?

Anonymous No. 191125

>>191098
Should be just with wraps like bareknuckle, would be kino.

Anonymous No. 191151

>>191094
Well I hope you're right and it's an exhibition like when Tyson and Roy Jones fought a few years back. Tyson is old and has a fair share of health troubles.

/fit/: discord.gg/He3tjWBM No. 191153

It’s a gimmick

Anonymous No. 191268

>>191068

>implying this isn't true.
>implying MMA isn't more interesting.
>implying Muay-Thai isn't more interesting.
>implying bare-knuckle fighting isn't more interesting.
>implying fucking competitive-slapping isn't more interesting.

Blame Mayweather for boxing being boring now.

Anonymous No. 191321

>>191268
Slap fighting more interesting? Yeah that's some peak casual bullshit. Slap "fighting" is for fat retards that couldn't hack it in any other sport so they get paid 2k to show and 2k to win to get guaranteed CTE.
You can blame Mayweather for his style all you want but the fact is there are still great and entertaining boxers today. Lots of them. It's not as popular as it used to be but no one's gonna tell me Usyk, Naoya Inoue and Jarron Ennis aren't entertaining.

Anonymous No. 191451

>>190538
Dude nobody gives a shit about this garbage all they want is to make the biggest PPV for the 21st century to make a shit load of money from faggot who actually care about this shit like you

Anonymous No. 191706

>>190538
>>>/vt/

Anonymous No. 192596

>>191098
Yes...and no decision either. KO or go home...
Just as an aside, tyson fought with 18oz gloves for most of his professional career. So 16s ain't shit.

Anonymous No. 192974

>>190538
they will dance around each other like a couple of fuckin fairies for 10 rounds then collect their fat checks. No one will get knocked out. Jake Paul will continue to be a twat. the end.

Anonymous No. 193094

>>190538
>Jake Paul
This guy is low IQ and has a hair lip right?
I'm not the only one that notices this, right?
Guy seems like a righteous retard, although not as half as bad of a scammer as his brother.

Anonymous No. 193124

>>191451
You say this like I’m gone going to pirate it like every other fight lol

Anonymous No. 197863

>>190538
What do people think about this fight based on current info?

Anonymous No. 197864

Okay, i have free 400 dollars. What should i do? Bet on Iron Mike?

Anonymous No. 197865

>>197864
$300 in helium, $100 luxury pillow, $100 gas mask. Fall asleep and die.

Anonymous No. 197866

>>197865
I don't have extra 100

Anonymous No. 197871

>>197865
It's way cheaper than that, tank at spotlight was $70, Medical Oxygen Mask from the pharmacy $20. Got them in the cupboard for when the time is right.

Anonymous No. 198114

>>190550
FPBP

Anonymous No. 198315

>>197864
In such an obvious fight what do you stand to win?
It's like 1:1000000 odds

Anonymous No. 198639

>>190538
This was the first fight I am interested and betting in and have learnt that in my state I can only place bets by going in person to a tribal run casino. I intend on betting on Iron mike, he might be old but this is mike tyson we are talking about. He is going to beat Jakes ass.

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Anonymous No. 202745

It will be a draw, screenshot this post.

The reason it will be a draw is Jake Paul knows that knocking out Tyson would be bad for his image, likewise losing to Tyson won't be great for his record either.

A draw means he's "just as good" as a boxing legend thus obtaining the same status, sorta... "I'm as good as Tyson, see?!"

>tfw I'm wrong and he knocks out Tyson in one punch