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Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 16:52:16 UTC No. 192940
What martial art to survive england?
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 17:31:56 UTC No. 192941
>>192940
idk, sorry anon
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 17:33:00 UTC No. 192942
>>192941
kys
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 17:45:33 UTC No. 192943
>>192942
Make better threads, faggot
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Apr 2024 07:47:56 UTC No. 192988
>>192940
Kali
First aid
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Apr 2024 08:29:45 UTC No. 192989
>>192940
500mile sprint
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Apr 2024 13:12:47 UTC No. 193004
>>192940
argy-bargy
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Apr 2024 17:45:34 UTC No. 193037
>>192940
Sumo. You need to be able to withstand a charge from Barry the Northman, and the protective layer of fat will help you survive the inevitable random stabbings that you'll get if you spend any significant amount of time in a city.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Apr 2024 12:20:39 UTC No. 194605
>>192940
Buggery
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Apr 2024 17:57:01 UTC No. 194625
>>192940
Lmao, the boomer stoober is going to prison for the rest of his dumb life.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 May 2024 02:43:51 UTC No. 197958
>>192940
HEMA + never take off your plate armor in public.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 May 2024 04:02:10 UTC No. 197972
>>192940
Cane-fighting. Canes are perfectly legal to carry around even in Bongistan and a long stick is your best chance against a short knife.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 May 2024 21:03:16 UTC No. 198076
>>192940
...you do know that happened in the U.S. right? Apple River in Wisconsin. Sorry just your pic led me to believe you're implying the event that inspired that meme took place in the U.K. and maybe don't go?
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 19:33:11 UTC No. 198173
Bar-do
Mastery of the british law code.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 19:34:12 UTC No. 198174
>>198076
And the "boomer" guy was romanian I think.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 May 2024 19:44:01 UTC No. 198178
>>192940
No joke for dealing with a knife,
boxing and wrestling.
if you have good defense you will be fine.
Also get a stab vest to wear under your clothes if you go out.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 May 2024 04:48:25 UTC No. 198307
>>192940
I don’t have the money or power to get a martial arts loicence so I couldn’t tell you
Anonymous at Wed, 22 May 2024 11:46:28 UTC No. 198492
>>1981
>gets stabbed in the neck, bleeds out and dies in 15 seconds
Anonymous at Mon, 27 May 2024 00:46:56 UTC No. 198957
>>192940
Bartitsu is a hybrid martial art that developed in England.