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Anonymous No. 192940

What martial art to survive england?

Anonymous No. 192941

>>192940
idk, sorry anon

Anonymous No. 192942

>>192941
kys

Anonymous No. 192943

>>192942
Make better threads, faggot

Anonymous No. 192988

>>192940
Kali
First aid

Anonymous No. 192989

>>192940
500mile sprint

Anonymous No. 193004

>>192940
argy-bargy

Anonymous No. 193037

>>192940
Sumo. You need to be able to withstand a charge from Barry the Northman, and the protective layer of fat will help you survive the inevitable random stabbings that you'll get if you spend any significant amount of time in a city.

Anonymous No. 194605

>>192940
Buggery

Anonymous No. 194625

>>192940
Lmao, the boomer stoober is going to prison for the rest of his dumb life.

Anonymous No. 197958

>>192940
HEMA + never take off your plate armor in public.

Anonymous No. 197972

>>192940
Cane-fighting. Canes are perfectly legal to carry around even in Bongistan and a long stick is your best chance against a short knife.

Anonymous No. 198076

>>192940
...you do know that happened in the U.S. right? Apple River in Wisconsin. Sorry just your pic led me to believe you're implying the event that inspired that meme took place in the U.K. and maybe don't go?

Anonymous No. 198173

Bar-do
Mastery of the british law code.

Anonymous No. 198174

>>198076
And the "boomer" guy was romanian I think.

Anonymous No. 198178

>>192940
No joke for dealing with a knife,
boxing and wrestling.
if you have good defense you will be fine.
Also get a stab vest to wear under your clothes if you go out.

Anonymous No. 198307

>>192940
I don’t have the money or power to get a martial arts loicence so I couldn’t tell you

Anonymous No. 198492

>>1981
>gets stabbed in the neck, bleeds out and dies in 15 seconds

Anonymous No. 198957

>>192940
Bartitsu is a hybrid martial art that developed in England.

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Anonymous No. 199124

>>197972
Actually somewhat sensible answer. There's that fag who's been dressing up in regency era clothes all his life, maybe take a page out of his book.