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Anonymous No. 199416

How would you beat him?

Anonymous No. 199418

>>199416
You need to have insane cardio and strength as well as wrestling experience to deal with his kind of pressure and aggression. And an iron chin and body while stringing good 3-5 combos mixed with knees and hard low kicks.

Anonymous No. 199422

Giuseppe 3 blocks over from me owns a top tier bakery. gg ez.

Anonymous No. 199433

>>199416
Take his children away from him and estrogenize them, also bomb them with propaganda, only the poor and ignorant use strength to win, there is more subtle ways to victory.

Anonymous No. 199439

>>199433
Retard

Anonymous No. 199510

>>199416
Weaken him with pork. It will take away his faith and his magick will be in the negative.

Anonymous No. 199567

>>199416
You have to bait him with safe distance strikes (you have to be 5'11 and have his reach at the least) followed by goading him into a single leg takedown and smashing his head in and breaking his spirit before he gets a chance to smash you.

Anonymous No. 200546

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig
just be bigger and stronger. he's a short tiny guy

Anonymous No. 200558

by being a full grown adult man unlike all his opponents

Anonymous No. 200587

>>200546
>just be a one in a billion genetic freak and juiced to the gills
Anyways, Conor sucks ass and Habib raped him too. Grappling is much more effective vs bigger opponents compared to striking.

https://youtu.be/eDH-Q1MMebo?si=v1Y8v8ohqmjpXj4j

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Anonymous No. 200672

Shoot him. Works 60% of the time, every time.

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Anonymous No. 200974

>>200672
>Shoot him

Anonymous No. 200997

>>199433
>>199510
Kek

Anonymous No. 201120

>>199416
>Gleison Tibaus in your path

Anonymous No. 201133

I'd use a gun. Maybe a Taser.

Anonymous No. 201921

>>199416
force him to fight in weightclass that has him do a hard weight cut. don't do any cutting myself and break my pinky a few days before the fight. agree to a new date and repeat a couple of times. he'll just die at some point.

Anonymous No. 202024

>>199416
Leg kicks. It's the only thing I've ever seen him fear in his short career. He hates those leg kicks and he hasn't quite learned how to check them either.

Then, since you know he's gonna shoot for the takedown when he sees you twitching for a leg kick, you feint into a knee or a very strong teep right as he's going for the shoot, and then you cut angles. He likes to feint for the takedowns too, so you're gonna have to interrupt those feints by jabbing him every time he does, and have that knee ready to throw when he actually does commit to the takedown. Since his focus is on your leg kicks now, you can then level change and really make things difficult for him. His boxing is pretty decent, but it's not elite-level striking. I obviously can't compete with a pro fighter, but someone with a strong boxing background could then really piece him up by using this "legkick-jab-knee-stuff" type of ranging strategy.

Anonymous No. 203252

>>202024
damn only if gaethje had you to listen to

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Anonymous No. 204611

By informing him that the Mahdi is the Anti-Christ

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Anonymous No. 205303

>>199416
Be a Mongolian. If you know, you know.

Anonymous No. 205578

>>199416
By being three times his size and being semi-competent at MMA?

Anonymous No. 205597

>>205578
Must be hard to find training partners at 17 feet high and 450lbs.

Anonymous No. 205610

>>200587
Khabib didn't rape him. They fought for like 5 rounds or something. They are on a similar level.

Anonymous No. 205625

>>205303
these dudes got their ass kicked in UFC 1

Anonymous No. 205626

>>205610
kek. I watched the whole fight in slow motion. it was a one-sided grappling masterclass by khabib. conor was barely able to land 3 or 4 good shots in the whole thing. he was helpless.

Anonymous No. 205637

>>199416
I'd get this guy to fight on behalf of me and watch this MMA babby fraud get wrecked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDoL8o6uMqc

Anonymous No. 205646

>>199416
Like adesanya fights. Jabs and legkicks and run everytime you get to touch him

Anonymous No. 205647

>>205610
Just stfu if that was a competitive fight for you, you clearly have absolutely no idea from fighting

Anonymous No. 205651

>>205647
>>205626
If you outclass a guy, you should be able to beat him in less than four rounds.

Anonymous No. 205652

>>205651
You do breath truh your mouth don’t you? Why should you not be able to dominate someone for 5 rounds?

Anonymous No. 205653

>205652
I'm not going to discuss something with someone who insults me.

Anonymous No. 205654

>>205653
Fuck you and suck my dick little weak as faggot. Stfu or kill yourself, retard

Anonymous No. 205655

>>205653
Generally I agree there's no point in arguing with someone who mostly uses argumentum ad personam but what you said was so stupid you deserved it

Anonymous No. 205656

>>205655
How is it incorrect to say that if someone outclasses someone, they should be able to beat them in less than four rounds? I can see the point that they might be dominating said rounds but I wouldn't call it outclassing if they can't finish the fight quickly.

Anonymous No. 205657

>>205656
If Chael Sonnen choked Silva out at the end of first fight, I would say he outclassed Silva, even though it was 5 rounds. Connor vs Khabib was this type of fight.

Anonymous No. 205658

>>205657
I seem to haved used the word outclass in a weird way, I concede the argument and will use the word in a similar way to you.

Anonymous No. 205664

>>205651
Outclassing doesn't necessarily mean a finish. Stipe Miocic outclassed Ngannou for five straight rounds and 50-44'd his ass on the scorecards.

Anonymous No. 205758

>>199416
Ancient wisdom says how stop dog from fuck leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Anonymous No. 205820

>>205625
I don't care about gay gracie rigged events.

Anonymous No. 206003

>>199416
Double barrel shot gun probably

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Anonymous No. 206638

okay guys hear me out
she's taller and physically stronger but worse at mma. she's also way more roided.
but her real advantage is mental. khabib probably can't go 100% against a woman. he avoids even looking at them/ or hugging them in public ufc stuff. so the mental blocks will make him perform at 60% or less.

Anonymous No. 206746

>>205626
>grappling masterclass
Connor kept getting up, you know the point of wrestiling is pinning people.

Anonymous No. 206756

>>199416
I wouldn't. I'd listen to him, and that's what no one did.

Anonymous No. 208123

>>199416
I would shoot him with 24 shells of bird shot

Anonymous No. 208155

>>199416
one buck shot to chest
teppojutsu trumps all

one slice of literally any sharpened sword

Anonymous No. 208259

>>206638
>physically stronger
I don't believe for half a second she is stronger than khabib, especially in a grappling context

Anonymous No. 208263

>>208259
She's 90 lbs heavier and has the testosterone profile of a male

Anonymous No. 208285

>>208263
You realize Craig Jones just destroyed her right? Habaab would maul this bitch

Anonymous No. 208286

>>208285
Yes. I said originally that he's better in mma. He wins probably 99/100 times in grappling and mma. His biggest disadvantage is his mentality and morals which would prevent him from fighting a woman.

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Anonymous No. 208428

>>199416

Anonymous No. 208430

>>208286
>this fucking retard thinks people cant be pushed into self defense

Anonymous No. 208448

>>208430
You have shit your diaper faggot, time to change

Anonymous No. 209564

>>199416
Pork, also probably shampoo

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Anonymous No. 209669

Quite easily

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Anonymous No. 213396

Jews win over muslims, all the time
Simple as

Anonymous No. 214204

>>200587
Why does the jie-jitsu guy look like a basedjak