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Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 20:23:14 UTC No. 203686
>mma fighter trains endlessly to be an unstoppable force
>I bring this to a fight and it’s over in less than 5 seconds
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 20:31:33 UTC No. 203687
Can you draw that before you get double legged and then have your chin pounded ?
Nah
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 20:46:36 UTC No. 203689
>>203687
>allowing a big dumb violent animal to get within 10 feet of me
Nah
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 20:55:22 UTC No. 203691
>>203686
Currently in my country every "aggression" it's 3-5 armed men against one person so nothing can save you.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 21:10:43 UTC No. 203692
>>203689
You like to think you have a choice, but you dont. Real life isn't like time crisis. You don't have the foot pedal and jump out from behind the wall
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 21:10:49 UTC No. 203693
And then you go to prison for decades because you're not allowed to fucking shoot people over a fist fight
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 22:04:47 UTC No. 203698
>>203686
even the best MMA fighters carry guns too
https://nypost.com/2018/08/22/ufc-s
never waste your time touching a crackhead
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 22:35:46 UTC No. 203701
>>203698
This. Eliminate any potential to be touched or hurt
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jul 2024 22:59:22 UTC No. 203702
Knowing how to use your hands and body to fight with is a powerful skill. Your antithesis for fighting hand-to-hand is like saying you won't ever need to pick up a heavy box off the ground if you can just use a hand truck.
What happens if you're in a situation where you don't have a handgun on you? Or you just can't grab it from your hip in time? Why not learn to fight and carry a gun? All these gunfag posts just come across as copes for not wanting to better themselves.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 00:21:38 UTC No. 203706
>>203686
Shooting yourself should take less than 2 seconds. Practice.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 00:39:52 UTC No. 203707
>>203706
kek
you mad bro?
go lift some weight discs, it’ll make you feel better
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 01:58:12 UTC No. 203721
>>203693
You can if it goes from non-deadly to deadly, and hitting a grounded opponent definitely counts. Don't make me pull out the book on self defense shootings, nigger
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 03:06:05 UTC No. 203732
>>203686
https://youtu.be/CH4raN4cMBk?featur
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 03:07:18 UTC No. 203733
>>203686
>5 seconds
>5
Lol you suck, do you even own a shot timer?
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 13:47:24 UTC No. 203771
>>203733
>less than 5 seconds
read much?
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 14:28:03 UTC No. 203775
>>203771
Five seconds from concealment to first shot is a terribly low bar. You'd know this if you actually owned guns and trained seriously.
Bragging about drawing in "less than five seconds" is like bragging about bench pressing "more than 100 pounds".
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 14:56:41 UTC No. 203776
>>203775
holy shit you can bench press more than 100 pounds amazing what's your secret
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 18:42:12 UTC No. 203800
>>203721
Yeah most fights it's just the person throwing one or two punches. It's better to be able to throw a few and disengage
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 18:57:19 UTC No. 203805
>>203691
Come to Brazil
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 19:11:38 UTC No. 203806
>>203805
No :^)
My friend since 2nd grade got married and asked me to be his best man but the wedding was in Brazil so I didn't go
He was practically begging, bro you don't understand! The place we're staying is right on the beach
And I'm like nigga I live 10 minutes away from the beach and I can go there without risk of getting robbed with a machete, you'll have to do better than that
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 19:14:10 UTC No. 203807
>>203806
you sound like a pussy
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 19:19:50 UTC No. 203809
>>203807
Maybe but I'm a pussy that can freely move around in public places and not have to worry abut my property getting stolen
Lol I remember these 2 girls talking about how back in Brazil their dad's would remove the radio from the car and carry it with them when they went into the store
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 19:25:02 UTC No. 203810
seems like this cold wrap is actually relieving my pain!
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jul 2024 19:41:01 UTC No. 203811
>>203776
You got caught lacking, son. Go take a class, go shoot a match, get good. I believe in you.
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jul 2024 03:21:30 UTC No. 203850
>>203809
Ok pussy
>Gets knock out game pranked on him anyway
Oh no no no
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jul 2024 07:02:13 UTC No. 203868
>>203686
Why do gunfags act like they're the only people in the world who can own guns? What's stopping the fighter from having guns as well? Now you're outmatched in every criteria
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jul 2024 10:54:17 UTC No. 203886
>>203698
Based Dean Lister. Dude was a great MMA grappler
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jul 2024 14:39:42 UTC No. 203911
>>203868
It's lardass cope: they want to buy a solution instead of working for a solution. The same gunfags who don't see the value in other martial training are the same gunfags who don't train seriously at the range.
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jul 2024 20:28:12 UTC No. 203933
>So these two Puerto Rican guys approached me and asked me for my autograph. I told them to fuck off.
>“You ain’t all that, anyway,” one of them said. “We got guns and you only got your fists.”
>If I wasn’t on coke probably nothing would have happened. But I was, so I chased them into the lobby and up the escalator. We got to the top of the escalator and I knocked one of them out with one punch. The other guy was hiding behind the front desk and I pulled him out and hit him. He was spared when hotel security came."
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jul 2024 20:54:03 UTC No. 203936
I own you because I am 3 steps ahead of you (I rigged a bomb into your home's entrance and you never found me in the first place)
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jul 2024 20:56:44 UTC No. 203937
>>203707
Post body, skinny boy.
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jul 2024 17:37:23 UTC No. 204152
>>203937
“guns” vs. gun
it’s not even close, coper.
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jul 2024 17:42:16 UTC No. 204153
>>204117
>unloads entire magazine
>hits the target once
Do police even get firearms training anymore? What was that second dipshit doing with his weapon still holstered? Pathetic.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jul 2024 17:21:37 UTC No. 204225
>>204153
>Do police even get firearms training anymore?
Not as much as they should. You can thank department budgets and police unions for that.
>What was that second dipshit doing with his weapon still holstered?
He had his taser out instead of his pistol because they were trying to deescalate instead of letting the guy commit suicide by cop like he wanted.
https://www.11alive.com/article/new
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jul 2024 23:55:17 UTC No. 204244
>>203686
>>203689
Unless you're maintaining 21+ feet of social distancing at all times you're vulnerable to getting mogged by edged weapon Chads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYl
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jul 2024 23:57:43 UTC No. 204245
>turns head slightly to the right
nothin personnel
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jul 2024 00:33:16 UTC No. 204249
>>204245
Kek
>>203702
All these threads are bait and we are retarded for replying
🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jul 2024 11:57:34 UTC No. 204270
>>203686
Ok
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jul 2024 18:45:58 UTC No. 204657
>>204153
Unsure about the US, but i know here in Australia cops only have do 1 mandatory range day per year. Civilian pistol owners have to shoot every month.
If youre friends with the average cop, theyre probably the most dumbest fucking people youll ever meet.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jul 2024 19:53:42 UTC No. 204661
>>204657
>cops only have do 1 mandatory range day per year
It's the same here in the US and the standards for that one range day are very, very low.
>Civilian pistol owners have to shoot every month
We don't have a requirement like that but statistically concealed carriers greatly outperform LEOs.
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 11:18:30 UTC No. 204970
>>203686
Op goes to the beach with a gun in his shorts lmao
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 12:23:01 UTC No. 204975
>>203721
Pull it up faggot
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 12:24:33 UTC No. 204976
>>203806
Weak ass mindset
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jul 2024 12:25:34 UTC No. 204977
>>203809
Where you from Europe? Because last time I checked people can’t wait to steal from each other in the states, it’s legal right?
Anonymous at Fri, 26 Jul 2024 03:06:57 UTC No. 205133
And then the trained mma fighter punches you in the face dislodges it from your hand and fucks you in the ass with it and then shoots you.
How about that? What if that happens?
Anonymous at Fri, 26 Jul 2024 15:14:47 UTC No. 205155
No shit, OP. That's why it's categorized as deadly force. Unfortunately, deadly force is haunted by the specter of Any Reasonable Man, whereas a double leg or kicking someone's legs out from under them is not.
On the flipside though, I was informed that as of last year, in my state, slapping a rear naked choke or even a guillotine on someone now constitutes lethal force, and the victim of said choke can perforate your ass for it. Which was news to me.
Anonymous at Sat, 27 Jul 2024 01:11:53 UTC No. 205211
>>205155
I mean, I see the logic in the law. You, as an experienced grappler, know that you can let off after 30 seconds and then get away. John Doe the fat retard in a tap out shirt who thinks he could just go crazy on a ufc fighter is liable to put some poor bastard in a choke hold for 15 minutes and kill them.
Anonymous at Sat, 27 Jul 2024 08:36:53 UTC No. 205245
ngl seems like the mma guys coping itt
Anonymous at Sat, 27 Jul 2024 08:55:32 UTC No. 205249
>>205245
>I'm totally going to 360 noscope you whilst my chins being rocked and im being suplexed on the floor
Things virgin neckbeards believe
Anonymous at Sat, 27 Jul 2024 09:29:08 UTC No. 205254
>>205245
They think that lifting weight discs every day and groping shirtless sweaty men makes them invincible, and it crushes their entire two-braincell world when you tell them otherwise.
Anonymous at Wed, 7 Aug 2024 06:31:38 UTC No. 206806
All those who think the OP is wrong - are niggers
Martial arts for serious self defense is worthless and useless. However it's a fucking perfect hobby for self confidence, which is hell of a good trait to have for a character.
For some bullshit like Karate or even Boxing to work, you have to have the perfect circumstances. Too many motherfucking ifs. It's easier and more effective to have a pepper spray if you live in a communist state. If you live in a country where white people are still treated with respect, of course, buy a gun.
Not having a pepper spray when there are negroids, somalians and turks running around your country, is a dumb thing to do. Carry a motherfucking gun or a pepper spray if you are not a moron.
Pro tip: Knife's overrated. It's the worst "self-defense" weapon that works purely to scare away, and only against dorks. Last time I checked criminals are rarely dorks.
No, I am not saying "don't learn martial arts". Don't be a weak-ass virgin nerd, who says "I don't need physical strength because I have brains". Ironically whoever thinks like that is a braindead negro.
You'll never know what's gonna happen. You don't always carry a gun, besides you don't always want your opponent to be fucking dead. Like, imagine a drunken bar fight. Or a fight in a college campus. Brawling between you and some of your distant cousin who's drunk at a wedding.
But anyway my whole point was - any street fight is a bad business. It really is just more effective to use pepper spray, or a gun.
Anonymous at Wed, 7 Aug 2024 21:38:04 UTC No. 206906
>>203689
you'll hesitate. Grab wrist, break wrist, no threat.
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Aug 2024 14:39:43 UTC No. 206985
>>203687
didnt leonardo lo and some competitive black die via gun shot?
I think Lo tried to grind on some dudes girl. and the other guy was having road rage and being really confrontational to some old man after hitting his car. Like getting in his face
i dont see how crawling on their ass and closed guard could have stopped that bullet
>inb4 you dont understand my mentality, i just see red, i am just a shark in a sea of jiu jitsu practicioners
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Aug 2024 14:40:44 UTC No. 206986
>>206985
>competitive black
competitive black belt*
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Aug 2024 14:42:06 UTC No. 206988
>>204117
>anon doesnt know what drugs are
dude also missed like half of those shots
Anonymous at Sat, 10 Aug 2024 09:36:53 UTC No. 207265
>/k/fag trains endlessly plinking cans
>gets pwnd by an artillery shell
Anonymous at Sat, 10 Aug 2024 09:38:23 UTC No. 207266
>>203687
*side steps u*
The wonders of footwork that bjjfags like to ignore.
Anonymous at Sat, 10 Aug 2024 20:42:14 UTC No. 207313
>>207266
bjjfags ignore everything that can bring them harm and then throw a tantrum.
Go powerlift and let your body get used to the movements of bjj
you'll be destroying people
it's happened before
Anonymous at Mon, 12 Aug 2024 20:33:50 UTC No. 207494
>>203686
>waiting for faggot op on the other side of TSA security
Anonymous at Tue, 13 Aug 2024 07:40:59 UTC No. 207533
>>203933
I imagine the whole situation with all those dialogs it's fucking hilarious
Anonymous at Thu, 15 Aug 2024 04:51:02 UTC No. 207707
>>207408
this
Anonymous at Mon, 19 Aug 2024 17:49:29 UTC No. 208381
>all this seethe
why are people mad about this shit ofc guns beat everything.
t. mma guy who owns a gun, too
Anonymous at Tue, 20 Aug 2024 00:32:44 UTC No. 208422
>>203806
>getting robbed with a machete
that's mexico