🧵 Why is BJJ so gay wtf ?
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Aug 2024 15:10:50 UTC No. 206992
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Aug 2024 15:16:14 UTC No. 206994
>>206992
you dont understand i see red
i am but a shark in a pond of fish
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Aug 2024 15:22:16 UTC No. 206996
you know whats gayer? being grabbed and not being able to do anything about it
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Aug 2024 15:22:28 UTC No. 206997
>>206994
i am but a mere humble jiu jitsu martial artist that screams and threatens his students when they dont execute a technique correctly the first time after being shown once
you dont understand my mentality
i am a great white in a pond of fish
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Aug 2024 17:01:25 UTC No. 207009
You have to understand that BJJ is marketed as a way for the unathletic weakling to learn how to overcome the big strong Chad
Chad already played full contact sports, he was on the wrestling team, he played football, he's in the gym throwing up big weight every day
But what BJJ does instead of teaching the weakling how to become strong, it validates their weakness
You will never be able to compete head to head with a real man, so become like a woman instead. Forget about strength, learn to put your ankles behind your ears, lay on your back, wrap your legs around the big strong man's hips and hold him tight so he can't pull ou-uhh, I mean pass, so he can't pass
Once you realize the goal of bjj is sissifcation the pathology makes perfect sense
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Aug 2024 17:10:35 UTC No. 207014
>>206996
So jiujitsu is gay by rule then
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Aug 2024 21:03:48 UTC No. 207051
>It's better to desire the higher over the lesser. It's better to desire healthy foods over unhealthy foods, a good life over a bad life, classical music over pop slop and so on. Then given that sexuality is a desire, then a sexuality that desires something higher, is better than something that desires something lesser. Given that men are higher and women are lesser, then homosexuality is a better sexuality for men given that you desire the higher over the lower.
Anonymous at Fri, 9 Aug 2024 13:10:19 UTC No. 207141
>>207009
And then this strong man gets choked out with sissy's thighs while looking towards his balls. Wow, he's so badass!
Anonymous at Fri, 9 Aug 2024 15:57:06 UTC No. 207171
>>207141
>giwtwm
Anonymous at Fri, 9 Aug 2024 15:58:46 UTC No. 207172
>>207141
Only because the rules make it illegal to simply pick him up and batista bomb him directly onto his head
Anonymous at Fri, 9 Aug 2024 15:59:02 UTC No. 207173
>>206992
All grappling, whether it's freestyle, folkstyle, greco-roman, judo, bjj, involves rolling on the ground with sweaty, muscular men
It's all incredibly homoerotic, that's a feature
Anonymous at Fri, 9 Aug 2024 16:15:12 UTC No. 207176
>>207173
Striking is inherently the most gay form of combat since it seeks to avoid direct confrontation and just circles around the opponent trading jabs. Wrestling, for example, is the complete opposite of this.
Anonymous at Fri, 9 Aug 2024 16:38:48 UTC No. 207181
>>207176
bjj fucking sucks but it's currently as prevelant as karate was in the 90s and early 2000s so the majority of schools in a given area are gonna be bjj.
People dont have much of a choice to train bjj unless they wanna move
that doesnh mean bjj is good
Anonymous at Fri, 9 Aug 2024 16:44:38 UTC No. 207184
>>207181
i guarntee you if the majority of schools in my city werent bjj or mcdojo karate schools bjj wouldnt be as popular. If we had more variety like a major city had we'd probably have hema, more than one bohurt and sca club. More than one archery shop and a variety of other martial arts aside from karate and bjj
some mcdojo bjj
Anonymous at Fri, 9 Aug 2024 16:45:39 UTC No. 207185
>>207184
>some mcdojo bjj
and some mcdojo bjj*
Anonymous at Sat, 10 Aug 2024 11:27:37 UTC No. 207270
>>207255
I remember in some thread, I forgot where, someone joked about a judo themed only fans. I went and search for any judoka onlyfans whores but instead found none and A LOT of BJJ thots. I wonder why?
Anonymous at Sat, 10 Aug 2024 11:29:18 UTC No. 207271
>>207270
BJJ was made by brazillians who are not known for honor, integrity or sexual morals.
Anonymous at Sat, 10 Aug 2024 11:36:41 UTC No. 207272
>>207270
If my style's "hot" women looked like Kayla Harrison I'd be coping too.
Anonymous at Sat, 10 Aug 2024 16:01:01 UTC No. 207290
>>207172
rules don't prohibit that.
>>207181
only difference bjj works on all levels
Anonymous at Sat, 10 Aug 2024 18:54:12 UTC No. 207300
>>207290
>rules don't prohibit that
Yes they do, dumbass. You don’t even know the rules of the sport you’re defending.
https://youtu.be/-saGaKMomUs?featur
Anonymous at Sat, 10 Aug 2024 19:20:25 UTC No. 207305
>>207173
Except BJJ extensively utilizes the guard; which looks a lot like sex (especially closed guard).
Anyhow, wrestler and judoka here. You guys are idiots. BJJ focuses on fighting off your back because it prepares them how to defend against the pressure, size and strength of the aggressor and how to defend against ground-and-pound until they exploit opportunities to heel kick to the kidneys, rabbit punch to the back of the head, etc. and then exploit an opening to go for a submission or at least a more favorable position to get the joint-lock or choke.
BJJ's biggest weakness is its neglect of takedowns because the sport aspect doesn't score it as well as sweeps and guardwork. No martial art will be 100% perfect and address every facet of combat.
Why don't Greco-Roman wrestlers attack the legs or go below the waist for takedowns? Why doesn't Freestyle have submission holds? Why doesn't Judo have leglocks like Sombo? Why doesn't boxing have kicks? So on and so forth.
Anonymous at Sat, 10 Aug 2024 19:51:17 UTC No. 207307
>>207305
here's the problem though and as you're aware from doing judo, open weights are a staple and nobody is afraid of standing and going for throws against someone larger and stronger
the only reason you would spend so much time practicing stuff off your back is because you're shit at the former.
like literally how the fuck are supposed grappling specialists getting stuck on their back against non-grapplers even if there is a huge size difference? it should be impossible, nobody else has this problem.
Anonymous at Sat, 10 Aug 2024 20:04:48 UTC No. 207308
>>207290
>bjj works on all levels
>gets shot
Anonymous at Mon, 12 Aug 2024 19:35:46 UTC No. 207489
>>207300
They don't in MMA.
Anonymous at Mon, 12 Aug 2024 19:38:59 UTC No. 207490
>>207307
>like literally how the fuck are supposed grappling specialists getting stuck on their back against non-grapplers even if there is a huge size difference?
It's the same question why should boxers bother about clinch from non boxer opponent even if there is a huge size difference?.
Anonymous at Mon, 12 Aug 2024 20:50:22 UTC No. 207497
>>206992
Thats why you trowh a left a right hook ...
Instesd of being gay
Anonymous at Tue, 13 Aug 2024 07:21:37 UTC No. 207531
>>207489
>>207300
>>207290
You can only slam the opponent against the ground from a certain height and no more than that according to modern rules (I'm talking about a legs lock like the triangle, strangling you, and instinctively standing up to slam him onto the ground, or at least use it as a defense to escape the lock). Old rules allowed it with freedom, but such a violent hit could cause cervical damage. I learned this just today because I asked it to my master (I do MMA, he teaches mainly BJJ, MMA and self-defense), he and along with his wife who was there told me that if you do it, apart of being disqualified, supposedly the team of the enemy waits for you after the fight for revenge. That was dark, but personally in that case I would shoot them all down lol.
If you think about this, like, imagine a "real life" situation, where you are fighting against another person in the street or wherever, where the floor will be likely made of ceramics or pavement or whatever solid hard, and slamming can easily result in fatality or severe and/or permanent damage.
Furthermore, you can't use ONLY Jiu Jitsu against several opponents if you're alone or you will get beaten while you have any of them in a lock, unless maybe you're very advanced and athletic and the enemies are out of shape/don't know how to fight.
My concussion is BJJ is as "gay" as wrestling, or any close contact style for that matter (despite the last thing you think about when you're fighting in any kind of style is sex).
Ineffective against multiple opponents. If one on one, it's too brutal because it revolves around choking, dislocating, and breaking bones, therefore legal consequences on you if you get caught, or a hard revenge if the guy knows who you are.
Rules had to be established in competition otherwise it would be basically either too brutal or impractical to use. And lastly, remember Fedor Emelianenko lost to 2 or 3 brazilians by sub., and the same way, he won fights using jiu jitsu.
Anonymous at Tue, 13 Aug 2024 07:26:49 UTC No. 207532
>>207531
>wall of text
>ACK!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jwINYKi
Anonymous at Tue, 13 Aug 2024 07:49:00 UTC No. 207534
>>207532
it's curious because I was about to post exactly that (">ACK!") in another thread lol.
>>wall of text
I hate this term so much. I can't synthesize many relevant things I have to say to establish my point or aport something or whatever, into a comfy post composed of 3 vague lines, just because gen z little faggots or modern mankind can't read much because of laziness, or don't have time for it because they don't know how to manage their time in their trivial day-to-day wageslave life, etc.
Anonymous at Tue, 13 Aug 2024 12:34:03 UTC No. 207540
>>207531
>You can only slam the opponent against the ground from a certain height and no more than
That's only true for amateur mma
>Furthermore, you can't use ONLY Jiu Jitsu against several opponents if you're alone or you will get beaten while you have any of them in a lock, unless maybe you're very advanced and athletic and the enemies are out of shape/don't know how to fight.
That's true for any unarmed combat style, except using bjj also requires your multiple opponents to be turboretards. The only martial art that works reliably against multiple opponents is gun fu
Anonymous at Tue, 13 Aug 2024 13:50:44 UTC No. 207546
>>207534
Brevity is the soul of wit. If you can’t explain things succinctly then it’s because you’re low iq. See example:
>fuck off retard
Anonymous at Thu, 15 Aug 2024 08:38:01 UTC No. 207724
>>207540
>That's only true for amateur mma
Not according to my master, (and his wife...), because as I said in my post they both told me that rule of the height is in pro-level. The master of the team I train in (or formerly trained in, because honestly I literally didn't go to the class of yesterday because this thread kind of opened my eyes, that on pair with the fact that I was already getting real tired of BJJ and the enormous inclination they have toward it. BJJ class always has more students than MMA, similar to comparing kick-boxing or the insufferable muay-thai (which I suspect most of its public is underages and adult idiots that feel cool for doing it due to its reputation of being so dangerous, despite it's not even allowed to actually elbows and knees, for that reason)) is and has been long-life friends with and disciple of Marcelo Giudici, a brazilian pro MMA fighter specialized in BJJ. The guy is a beast though anyway, he knows how to actually throw a massively destructive punch or kick, not to mention so many wrestling techniques, Judo techniques to take the opponent to the ground (and apply his BJJ!) or just throw him away flying if we're talking about a street fight. The guy is kind of terrifying. And is involved (I don't know in what way, never understood) with the "Gracie clan".
>>The only martial art that works reliably against multiple opponents is gun fu
>*runs out of ammo* / *gun gets stuck and doesn't fire*
>-ACK!
Anonymous at Thu, 15 Aug 2024 14:33:04 UTC No. 207742
>>207724
https://www.ufc.com/unified-rules-m
The only slam rule is the spiking (piledriver) ban. Your master may just be retarded.
Anonymous at Thu, 15 Aug 2024 14:40:38 UTC No. 207745
slamming is illegal in bjj, not sure why people are talking about MMA
you don't see it anymore much in MMA because the fighters aren't retarded enough to try and do submissions from the bottom anymore, which in effect, not retarded enough to do BJJ anymore
https://youtu.be/sh4UeDpdHk4?si=gVc
🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 15 Aug 2024 16:18:45 UTC No. 207760
>>207745
because you're average bjj artist is a low iq retard
Anonymous at Wed, 21 Aug 2024 14:30:25 UTC No. 208603
>>207745
Slamming should be legal as long as you aren't doing it on their head/neck
like getting picked up and dropped in bottom closed guard really isn't a big deal, i had someone do it to me I just tucked my head in so I didn't bounce it off the mat, no idea why that would be a DQ in a tournament as you can just open your guard just stand up lmao