🧵 /esg/ - Eternal Skateboarding General
Anonymous at Fri, 30 Aug 2024 12:46:55 UTC No. 209422
Basic brand info for beginners >https://pastebin.com/CxdBGA6W
Shoe reviews:
>https://docs.google.com/spreadshee
Submit a shoe review:
>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Y
Just skate and have fun. You're never too old or fat to skate. Skateboarding is 90% mind 10% body.
Skatepark etiquette: Remember everyone there shares a common interest with you.
Thread video:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe
Last Thread: >>207401
Anonymous at Fri, 30 Aug 2024 14:25:32 UTC No. 209426
First for bad knee, sick heelflips, working on your own car, never skating tranny, and beating up slap kids.
Anonymous at Fri, 30 Aug 2024 16:38:08 UTC No. 209433
In the old thread, an anon mentioned their shop getting really expensive hats.
I finally went into the city to visit the skateshop here, they're full of Magenta skateboard stuff for some reason. T-shirts for $70. I didn't buy anything and left.
Anonymous at Fri, 30 Aug 2024 17:43:59 UTC No. 209440
>>209433
>they're full of Magenta skateboard stuff
yuck, reminds me of one of my local shops that started out selling cariuma and still till this day can't get a nike account kek
Anonymous at Fri, 30 Aug 2024 18:41:27 UTC No. 209445
damn 3 day weekend from uni and it's gonna fucking rain the whole time
this sucks
Anonymous at Fri, 30 Aug 2024 18:50:05 UTC No. 209446
>roll over to street spot
>see something on top of the ledge as I get close
>someone dumped an entire tub of ice cream onto the ground
>cardboard ice cream tub is full of cereal and milk
>thousands of ants
>have to pick up the cereal and milk in the ice cream tub to even begin to skate
>pick it up and the smell hits me
>gagging
I fucking hate people
Anonymous at Fri, 30 Aug 2024 19:02:34 UTC No. 209447
>>209445
here too. im getting really tired of all this rain. a new skatepark even opened up here lol.
Anonymous at Fri, 30 Aug 2024 20:34:26 UTC No. 209451
>>209433
i dont go to gay ass faggot shit hypebeast fashion skate shops I have no idea what the fuck you guys are talking about
Anonymous at Fri, 30 Aug 2024 21:04:35 UTC No. 209455
>>209433
You didn't go over there to buy skate gear????
Anonymous at Fri, 30 Aug 2024 21:20:06 UTC No. 209456
>>209455
ya fr why the fuck are any of these faggots talking about going to the skate shop to buy a t shirt or a hat wtf yall niggas aint hear of a thrift store? (inb4 some lil old nigga comes in talking about resellers buying all the good shit when I can get some black pants black tshirt black hat for 10 dollars) and your broke ass is complaining about willlingly getting fucked in the ass by a "skate company/skateshop"
Anonymous at Fri, 30 Aug 2024 21:26:32 UTC No. 209458
yeah i just did the math my whole fit is less than 75$ today.
shoes - emerica special free shipping ~$30
socks - $10 for a 8 pack of dickies
Underwear - idk they have holes in them
Pants - $8 cutt off specials from goodwill
Shirt - free from my homie
hoodie - free from clothing company i worked at
hat - free from clothing company i worked at
Anonymous at Fri, 30 Aug 2024 22:05:23 UTC No. 209462
>>209458
Does goodwill ever have 38” inseam pants ?
Anonymous at Fri, 30 Aug 2024 22:09:26 UTC No. 209463
>>209462
fuck if i know nigga i aint eatin that good
Anonymous at Fri, 30 Aug 2024 22:25:28 UTC No. 209464
>>209463
Inseam is length not width
Anonymous at Fri, 30 Aug 2024 22:29:32 UTC No. 209465
Anonymous at Sat, 31 Aug 2024 01:08:22 UTC No. 209471
>>209458
>Underwear
At some point in the last couple years I have just stopped wearing underwear. I find it more comfortable especially when skating. Sometimes I forget that I'm weird in that way because its become so normal for me.
Anonymous at Sat, 31 Aug 2024 01:28:54 UTC No. 209473
>>209471
it's more aerodynamic too.
Anonymous at Sat, 31 Aug 2024 01:32:17 UTC No. 209474
>>209471
commando niggas are nuts
Anonymous at Sat, 31 Aug 2024 01:35:23 UTC No. 209475
>wearing pants
Why you guys all dressed up to shitpost on /esg/?
Anonymous at Sat, 31 Aug 2024 07:46:18 UTC No. 209487
>>209440
Magenta is a legit skateboard brand from Bordeaux, France.
Anonymous at Sat, 31 Aug 2024 12:41:36 UTC No. 209500
I don't wear hats.
Anonymous at Sat, 31 Aug 2024 12:53:57 UTC No. 209503
if anyone here owned supreme jackets and sweaters would you skate in them and risk ruining them? All the skate clothes I own are rare supreme pieces.
Anonymous at Sat, 31 Aug 2024 15:11:40 UTC No. 209513
>>209487
yeah and the shop is full of it cause no one wants those lame ass graphics on their board
Anonymous at Sat, 31 Aug 2024 17:09:27 UTC No. 209518
>>209503
If I had anything supreme and I was over the age of 26 I would sell that shit
Anonymous at Sat, 31 Aug 2024 17:19:04 UTC No. 209519
>>209518
problem is there are no loyal buyers, I tried selling something at retail price and the buyer claimed they never got it even though the tracking said it was delivered.
Anonymous at Sat, 31 Aug 2024 17:24:02 UTC No. 209520
>>209503
do whatever feels best for your current wardrobe situation I will skate in rags sometimes or nice shit sometimes, and I have other shit I don't skate at all
Anonymous at Sat, 31 Aug 2024 17:56:25 UTC No. 209523
>>209519
courier services routinely lie about tracking and delivery and package theft is common
what service did you use? fedex ground?
Anonymous at Sat, 31 Aug 2024 17:57:55 UTC No. 209524
>>209523
USPS, it was delivered to NJ if a nog stole it that isn't my problem.
Anonymous at Sat, 31 Aug 2024 22:06:06 UTC No. 209536
>>209471
when i find you imma pull your pants down
Anonymous at Sat, 31 Aug 2024 22:17:53 UTC No. 209537
>>209422
Tried skating for the first time.
I bought plan b set and rode around my local skatepark for the first time tonight. Not a single person, just a warm summer night and tfk in my headphones. I got it down pretty fast, I only fell once. This is really fun and comfy
Is there any essential advice for newfags?
Anonymous at Sat, 31 Aug 2024 22:28:13 UTC No. 209538
>>209471
I go commando too ever since I was growing up and my bro would wear my boxers, Im like fuck that he can have them. Been commando ever since. I shit when I wake up and theres no issue except when I get really bad swamp ass it shows.
Anonymous at Sat, 31 Aug 2024 22:33:40 UTC No. 209540
>>209538
my briefs absorb my sweat, without them my pants would be soaked and ruined. Plus everyone would see wet spots on my ass if I was riding in the heat without undies.
Anonymous at Sun, 1 Sep 2024 00:16:43 UTC No. 209548
>freeballing in 2024
My cum and piss stains would be unbearable, it's a young mans game.
>>209537
My advice is don't go looking for advice. Just have fun and do what comes natural. Once you hit a roadblock and don't know how to progress past it go get advice for that specific thing. For now just get comfy riding. I think noobs get in their own heads too much overthinking everything.
Anonymous at Sun, 1 Sep 2024 00:50:33 UTC No. 209550
>>209422
lmao why does skateboarding look so fucking gay? dumb woodpushers with their fliperoonies
Anonymous at Sun, 1 Sep 2024 02:30:10 UTC No. 209558
>started skating last week
>having the time of my life
The progression is so satisfying, every time you go out there is something new you can try to master without risking becoming an hero.
>riding a cheap 'beginner' complete
>replace shitty bearings with Bones Reds
>mfw
Anonymous at Sun, 1 Sep 2024 02:41:07 UTC No. 209561
>>209548
Thanks anon
>Just have fun and do what comes natural.
That is what drew me in in the first place, it's surprisingly intuitive and way less complicated as all the talk makes it out to be, at least at the start. Less thinking more doing
Anonymous at Sun, 1 Sep 2024 08:43:56 UTC No. 209582
>>209513
Post a graphic
Anonymous at Sun, 1 Sep 2024 10:03:24 UTC No. 209584
SWITCH STANCE, FACE PLANT
Anonymous at Sun, 1 Sep 2024 13:45:00 UTC No. 209600
>>209582
go look at their website, the graphics look like cheap wall paper art from etsy that a white woman would hang up in her studio apartment
>https://shop.magentaskateboards.co
Anonymous at Sun, 1 Sep 2024 13:45:44 UTC No. 209601
Testeroni
Anonymous at Sun, 1 Sep 2024 13:48:22 UTC No. 209602
>>209600
I like some of these graphics. Better than the cartoon satanic slop churned out by many.
Anonymous at Sun, 1 Sep 2024 17:29:47 UTC No. 209611
>>209600
Damn yeah those are pretty bad. There are a couple I thought were ok but most look pretty ass.
Anonymous at Sun, 1 Sep 2024 18:50:28 UTC No. 209614
>>209600
Yeah I stand corrected. I had a magenta board when I was in Bordeaux, shape was strange too. Like an 8, or the infinity symbol.
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 01:43:11 UTC No. 209632
>tfw you can't land a trick but then you tell yourself if you don't land it you're gay and your mom dies so you land it because you're not gay and your mom can't die
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 04:53:54 UTC No. 209645
>can't kickflip
>loosen shoe laces
>can kickflip
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 07:16:04 UTC No. 209650
>>209645
is it any less painful grinding out more advanced flip tricks than kickflip/heelflip?
asking for a friend
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 08:27:12 UTC No. 209652
>>209645
shoes are so important
I found years ago the perfect size and shape and destroyed those till the soles were completely gone, since then I haven't found a shoe like those, 10bucks primark shoe better than anything ever, still miss those shoes...
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 08:55:00 UTC No. 209653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0u
what the fuck happend?
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 09:42:47 UTC No. 209655
>>209653
no offense, but that is literally just some guy and people die everyday. seemed young so it is sad but are we supposed to know who this is....
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 13:49:13 UTC No. 209664
>won't stop raining
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 15:26:25 UTC No. 209670
>>209458
does goodwill or thrift stores have good clothes? I always buy my shit at ross but if they got shit that's cheaper maybe I'll check it out. Keep outgrowing shit cuz I'm lifting hard so need some shirts and looser pants too
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 15:33:56 UTC No. 209671
>>209670
depends on the store, mostly stuff you would find in your dad's closest
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 16:38:22 UTC No. 209677
>>209422
Buy new bearings
https://www.skatewarehouse.com/SKF_
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 18:34:40 UTC No. 209685
>>209632
>fail trick again
>now you have to wear a butt plug to your mom's funeral
FRICK
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 18:38:03 UTC No. 209686
>>209677
Out of all the components/products in skateboarding, the bearing market absolutely has the most hot air and bullshit inflation with it.
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 18:40:06 UTC No. 209687
>>209686
Really??? Not the bolts? Even Shorty's progressed to a board company.
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 18:58:04 UTC No. 209688
>>209687
really
made in china bearings have the highest markup and marketing fluff out of any skateboard component by far
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 19:03:57 UTC No. 209690
Brothers I have finally received the almighty neetbux. The 2 years of waiting was not in vain, I was getting paid the whole time. 10 stacks have been laid upon my bosom. Medicaid too. Now I can literally try to start life again and the only skateboarding I'll be doing is posting on the Internet about it. My life has improved so much since I stopped being a skater fag, now I am on the path to sell the fuck out however I can and be like Mikey taylor. Business is way gnarlier than skating, skating isn't even gnarly anymore niggas dirtbomb to cancel chriss cole r some gay shit is the moves nowadays. It's looking bleak welcome to your 30s if you keep skating kids you could make posts like this
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 19:10:59 UTC No. 209692
>>209558
Welcome to the club. Wait til you get new trucks.
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 20:17:19 UTC No. 209697
>>209690
>the only skateboarding I'll be doing is posting on the Internet about it.
gay
>some gay shit is the moves nowadays. It's looking bleak welcome to your 30s if you keep skating kids you could make posts like this
ill never be like you broken knee
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 20:26:16 UTC No. 209698
>>209697
>Broken knee
I would never be a faggot European like him, my ankle is screwed and I don't wanna skate, knee guy is sad he can't skate
Anyway I'm on a road trip I'll post pics when I'm going through cities
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 21:08:59 UTC No. 209701
>>209645
Yeah I personally find a little looseness is better for gripping and flicking. If they are tight like casts I feel less connected. Then there is Maurio Mcoy who's #1 kickflip tip is to wear 2 pairs of socks to get your shoes extra tight, personal preference I guess.
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 21:10:03 UTC No. 209703
NY headin down the east coast, kratom penjamin n meds got me feelin ready for adventure bros
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 21:55:04 UTC No. 209708
>>209703
>>209706
where are you going business anon? and if you are not going to skate why should we care...
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 21:56:36 UTC No. 209709
>>209685
No, retard, you just say that didn't count and try again.
🗑️ Yzilma at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 22:03:06 UTC No. 209710
Hahaha.
Anonymous at Mon, 2 Sep 2024 22:48:32 UTC No. 209717
>>209690
Skating = Cool
Blog posting your non skate road trip = Gay
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 00:40:03 UTC No. 209723
>>209721
Yes. Travelling is fucking gay and for vapid females.
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 01:19:54 UTC No. 209725
>>209701
My foot could move a little in the shoe and actually feel the flick. I kept ghost flicking before. I get the idea behind double socks but I think shoe shape is probably more important.
>>209721
This thread is for skateboarding not your friendless road trip
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 01:22:06 UTC No. 209726
>>209650
Every trick is a battle to learn for me. Just got to give it a go. Some days go better than others.
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 03:41:30 UTC No. 209734
Anyone have any wipeouts recently? I just did a nice faceplant and scraped off my knuckles today. Had to get a couple lip stitches and nail is gonna come off for sure.
Right as I was riding home after a full day out too
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 06:14:27 UTC No. 209745
>>209734
Took the dog out for a walk and hit a lip on the curb, ate shit on R knee and R elbow and L wrist, all previously whacked this week. Hurts to sucks. T. 31 y/o who started skating ~2 months ago and still can’t Ollie while moving.
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 08:07:40 UTC No. 209749
>>209692
What difference will I notice with better trucks? Now that I've confirmed that I enjoy the sport I don't mind spending money on better gear.
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 14:51:30 UTC No. 209763
>>209503
Yes skate in your supreme pieces! The more swag the better you skate
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 14:59:02 UTC No. 209765
>>209749
You’ll have better chemistry with your skateboard and your bones reds bearings will love you for switching to better trucks
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 15:38:07 UTC No. 209767
Lil Wayne said he 50-50 grinded the top of a vert ramp, and I can’t find footage of him doing that. Is that nigga lying ?
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 17:01:54 UTC No. 209776
Plan-B just came out of fucking nowhere and dropped the heaviest 8 minute hammer I've ever seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l54
Joslin & Lazer, absolutely insane. Also very interesting music choice, which I like.
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 17:05:11 UTC No. 209777
>>209776
I just finished watching this. Shit was buck. I had to rewind a bunch of tricks
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 17:38:45 UTC No. 209782
>>209777
Hardflip back smith what the fuuuuuuck
Joslin looking great too, still throwing huge flip tricks from the top rope and landing with authority.
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 19:09:57 UTC No. 209789
>>209422
>be me
>get back into skating around 2017 after a long break
>super out of the loop with skate culture now
>hanging out with my gay there skateboard friend
>show him/them a vid of chris joslin skating this massive parking lot drop
>"have you seen this? this guy is sick!"
>"nah man that shit is whack"
>*friend proceeds to show me a video part of some literal who that skates like he has broken knees and is scared to fall doing wall rides, no complys and slappies*
>"this guy has soul unlike like that jock joslin"
kek i knew i was out of the loop with what was cool/trendy in skating at the time but i think super gnarly stuff will always have it's place
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 19:28:46 UTC No. 209794
>>209789
You just made that up.
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 20:10:17 UTC No. 209799
Our guy Jeff Decheesy is going hard on youtube.
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 20:56:26 UTC No. 209805
>>209804
Yeah he's our autist. Any is reddit's autist. I don't mess with him.
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 20:57:27 UTC No. 209806
>>209805
andy*
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 21:04:48 UTC No. 209808
>>209804
we are all the same race, the human race.
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 21:11:13 UTC No. 209809
>>209749
>What difference will I notice with better trucks?
More responsive turning, probably a lighter feeling, will eventually feel good to do stalls and grinds on. Indy Hollows are my favourite. They made skating pools very fun and the reduced weight made a hell of a difference to my pop. That and just surfing around on them is lots of fun.
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 21:35:43 UTC No. 209811
>>209808
that's the gayest thing I've ever read
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Sep 2024 23:20:23 UTC No. 209814
>>209804
>tfw when the big ripper says you did that trick nice
Anonymous at Wed, 4 Sep 2024 00:16:20 UTC No. 209816
>>209422
big day for polar big boy, fti, minion hat wearing zoomers
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V
Anonymous at Wed, 4 Sep 2024 05:26:27 UTC No. 209839
>>209422
is skateboarding a low iq hobby compared to surfing and cycling? since being harder to get good at skating doesn't make it high iq and being dangerous makes it low iq.
Anonymous at Wed, 4 Sep 2024 08:14:28 UTC No. 209846
>>209839
Tony Hawk has an iq of 144. Smart people like to do dangerous things. Probably because normalfags are so unbearably boring.
Anonymous at Wed, 4 Sep 2024 10:00:41 UTC No. 209847
>>209846
Haha Tony a bitch. Mine is 147.
Anonymous at Wed, 4 Sep 2024 10:52:42 UTC No. 209849
>>209776
Fucking terrible music choices. Can't fault the skating, though.
Anonymous at Wed, 4 Sep 2024 11:52:14 UTC No. 209851
>>209846
Ay Tone
Anonymous at Wed, 4 Sep 2024 14:36:55 UTC No. 209856
>>209839
go back
Anonymous at Wed, 4 Sep 2024 17:18:34 UTC No. 209861
>>209839
Iq isn’t even a good metric for intelligence let alone choosing a hobby; skating/surfing is cool; bicycle riders get logged by dirt bikes in every way
>>209849
Shut the fuck up that zoomer trash tunes you posted a minute ago blows these tracks slap
Anonymous at Wed, 4 Sep 2024 17:27:13 UTC No. 209862
>>209861
Eh the Manson can be left at home desu but
Anonymous at Wed, 4 Sep 2024 17:39:21 UTC No. 209863
>>209862
>iq doesn’t prove intelligence
>smart people prefer mumble rap
Anonymous at Wed, 4 Sep 2024 17:49:24 UTC No. 209864
i can't tell if the manson song was genius levels of 90s nostalgia marketing or if they're just retarded
the skating was really good though
Anonymous at Wed, 4 Sep 2024 19:13:08 UTC No. 209869
>>209864
They paired it with Black Hole Sun so they were obviously aiming for something.
I really liked it, but I'll note that I'm a boomer so it has the nostalgia effect for me.
Anonymous at Wed, 4 Sep 2024 23:09:33 UTC No. 209886
>>209861
>Iq isn’t even a good metric for intelligence
Low iq take
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 00:36:10 UTC No. 209888
>>209864
I guess that's what they were going for but it felt really out of touch. I'm a boomer so I guess I just don't get it but how can your brand be cool if these are the coolest tracks you can think of for your video.
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 01:14:48 UTC No. 209892
>>209767
I believe him, he's dope
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 01:21:13 UTC No. 209893
>>209891
NOT wearing a helmet is gay, and makes you look stupid.
Safety is the coolest fucking thing in the world. You only have one brain my guy. Fuck that up and it's lights out.
Tony Hawk wears a helmet and elbow and knee pads and no one thinks he looks gay.
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 01:36:42 UTC No. 209896
>>209891
face, jaw, and teeth injuries are more common than tbi and you would need a full face helmet for that but that also makes it harder to see what's happening around your feet and also scares ppl but it looks cool
you might break your jaw because ppl are gay
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 01:58:23 UTC No. 209900
>>209891
Not many skaters wear helmets but it takes a proper retard to actually bully someone for wearing one.
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 16:54:41 UTC No. 209948
everyone ive met that wears helmets was not doing anything worth wearing a helmet over, except the old boomers
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 17:10:13 UTC No. 209949
>>209948
ikr
if you're skating big transition then pads are to be expected. but most dont skate big TRANNY
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 18:24:59 UTC No. 209954
>>209893
>Safety is the coolest fucking thing in the world. You only have one brain my guy.
holy reddit
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 18:35:56 UTC No. 209955
>>209948
It’s pretty easy to hit your head on the pavement from trying a simple freestyle trick. So yeah I’m like a child for wearing a helmet because I’m new. And I’m pretty retarded for wearing wrist guards even though someone at the park broke their wrist attempting a kickflip.
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 18:44:51 UTC No. 209956
I completely lost my switch stance I'm gonna slam hard soon.
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 20:42:14 UTC No. 209967
i actively encourage everyone to wear a helmet but it's a choice, me personally I don't do it, a ripper wearing pads told me it didn't save his jaw though - ultimately I'm pro helmet
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 20:49:36 UTC No. 209970
>>209967
>me it didn't save his jaw though
nigga
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 21:05:02 UTC No. 209973
>>209967
thats because the retard wasn't wearing a full face helmet
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 21:22:02 UTC No. 209976
I once saw this cute girl riding her bike in the pump track, she did wear full helmet and a suit that looked like an exo-skeleton.
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 21:22:04 UTC No. 209977
>>209955
>It’s pretty easy to hit your head on the pavement from trying a simple freestyle trick.
you are not a skater you are one of the retard tourists that frequent this thread
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 21:32:29 UTC No. 209978
>>209977
no joke, who the fuck says
>a simple freestyle trick
>>209970
you misquoted me hard as fuck my nigga, but yes it doesn't save you from the concussion, just the skull crack
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 22:51:07 UTC No. 209985
>>209893
>my guy
Never say these words again unless you want to be beaten up
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 22:59:20 UTC No. 209986
>>209985
can he say it to the cool way denzel says it
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 23:46:42 UTC No. 209990
>>209986
Yes anon should go around pretending he is Denzel Washington, that'd be much better.
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Sep 2024 23:57:41 UTC No. 209991
This is what happens when you hellride boys. I just got Medicare, they're gonna fix me up, socialism is cool guys I got a little UBI it's gonna put me back on my feet, I can get job training to enter a government job, I low-key think it's a funnel to the CIA cause I'm schizophrenic but I'll see. Niggas really gangstalk my ass, unless I hallucinated it but who knows
We outlived Phelps that nigga couldnt handle the fent, was stupid or got to greedy
Motherfuckin hellride hell yea ruin ur life lol better than this tranny pc shit now just a new way to ruin your life but it's fuckin gay
I'm checked out of im just gonna get rich i have a vision
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 00:00:46 UTC No. 209992
>>209954
>>209985
I'm not wrong, and that's exactly why you are picking apart the way I said that comment.
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 00:05:35 UTC No. 209993
It's Up!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdo
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 00:11:07 UTC No. 209994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WS
reddit lover is a massive cuck
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 00:13:07 UTC No. 209995
brush your teeth guys
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 00:38:43 UTC No. 209998
>>209994
His youtube fame is going to his head. Ever since the YSL shit his content has gone downhill. He has this naïve zoomer arrogance that makes his streams unwatchable.
The Tim Pool videos were the best thing he put out in a while and even those were longer than they needed to be
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 00:45:33 UTC No. 209999
>>209995
and tongue
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 00:54:04 UTC No. 210001
>>209998
I think the Tim Pool stuff damaged his image. He came away appearing like an outraged redditor.
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 01:38:45 UTC No. 210006
>>209999
quads of truth
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 02:07:55 UTC No. 210008
relax joa went clout chasing with tim pool but I swear to god getting big brothered by the Jah
"yeah bro you can use my private skatepark for your youtube skate league" might be peak joa; i gotta say skate gossip is some of my least favorite shit like bro keep that in slap
but he is pretty funny though
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 02:40:25 UTC No. 210011
>>210008
>relax joa went clout chasing with tim pool
Eh he gets a pass for skate shit because he obviously loves skating but the attention seeking shit seems about the love of money. I saw he tried with asmondgold or whatever the retards name is too.
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 13:49:28 UTC No. 210062
>>209994
>dude dont sexualize barbie becaus,,, le kids!!!!
gh’s only mistake in this vid was his inconsistence. crying about some thot barbie collab is some fag stuff or diet republic pedo projection literally kill yourSELF
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 15:15:10 UTC No. 210070
the faggot boomers and the dipshit zoomers need to stop talking about this e celeb gossip bull shit. the next time I see one of you post a youtube video where its just some guy talking about drama in front of a camera Im gonna kill your ass gator style. half you faggots dont even skate so why do you even give a fuck about skate drama. its because your loser nerds with no lives maybe? this is some next generational poser shit watching some faggot talk into a camera instead of putting on a vid.
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 15:28:57 UTC No. 210072
>>210070
>watching some faggot talk into a camera instead of putting on a vid
Why can't we have both? That vid is trash, but I like hearing people talk about skating and the culture surrounding it
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 15:32:28 UTC No. 210073
>>210072
>That vid is trash
but yet you wasted your time watching it anyway didnt you faggot? get a fucking hobby loser
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 15:56:57 UTC No. 210076
>>210073
Ok, boomer. I think its nappy nap time for you >:(
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 16:01:14 UTC No. 210077
>>210075
Slap is so clunky and outdated. I'm surprised they haven't updated it more
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 16:05:24 UTC No. 210078
>>210076
shut up you little faggot ass bitch. you probably spend more time watching youtube than skating
>>210075
nobody would use it. slaps been around for like 20 years.
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 16:41:34 UTC No. 210082
>>210078
>hurr you don't even skate
cope
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 16:52:57 UTC No. 210085
>>210078
>nobody would use it. slaps been around for like 20 years
Yea but they got taken over by wild tranny jannys n ban everyone, everyone knows that place is gay as fuck, the words been out for a minute
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 16:59:51 UTC No. 210087
Waiting for the next spitfire merch “dilate like a girl”
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 17:02:11 UTC No. 210088
>>210082
lurk more faggot
>>210085
>Yea but they got taken over by wild tranny jannys n ban everyone
you guys keep repeating this shit but im just not seeing it
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 17:02:17 UTC No. 210089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7r
This nigga speaking facts.
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 17:09:57 UTC No. 210090
>>210089
buy an ad faggot. and maybe shit on actual pros not random idiots posting beginner clips for their friends
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 17:11:39 UTC No. 210091
>>210088
says the seething newfag lol post clip
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 17:12:40 UTC No. 210092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q10
>no Joslin
He'll always be a jock skater in their eyes, huh
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 17:21:09 UTC No. 210093
>>210088
Bcuz u are a disingenuous tranny
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 17:21:20 UTC No. 210094
>>210091
ive been skating for 23 years and been on 4chan since 2009. i dont have to prove shit to some youtube vlog watching zoomer faggot tourist
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 17:22:21 UTC No. 210095
>>210093
go make your website retard idgaf it wont be any different than these generals
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 17:49:36 UTC No. 210097
>>210090
retard you are so dumb
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 20:43:27 UTC No. 210128
>>210089
this guy is such a fag lol. he literally bought kyotas pants????? u actually watch this shit. i fucking hate kyota and his chinese ali express merch
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 21:03:15 UTC No. 210133
>>210128
>buys kyotas shit
>acts like a cool guy online
too cool to be self aware how much of a caricature he it
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 21:48:28 UTC No. 210138
>>210128
No idea what kyotas is.
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 22:20:54 UTC No. 210141
>>210138
probably because you only watch vloggers talk about bull shit online
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 22:28:21 UTC No. 210143
>>210138
https://www.instagram.com/kyotaumek
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Sep 2024 23:41:00 UTC No. 210147
>>210145
One of his shuv its thought would get the pinky raised.
>>210070
Facts. I get suckered in because I can only imagine the type of faggots who get into skating by watching gifted hater videos.
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 01:40:39 UTC No. 210155
>>210147
it feels very mid 2000s mall grab poser vibe to me. living vicariously through other people but still tryna act like you can hang
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 11:13:13 UTC No. 210180
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 14:34:21 UTC No. 210196
i lot of you didnt grow up with with any transworld videos or 411 tapes and it shows
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 15:03:59 UTC No. 210197
>>210094
damn, you're ancient
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 15:06:12 UTC No. 210199
>>210147
>I can only imagine the type of faggots who get into skating by watching gifted hater videos
There is no way that his audience isn't made up of mostly skaters. I doubt that many people would even be interested in watching his shit if they didn't skate already.
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 15:06:16 UTC No. 210200
>>210196
Third worlder here and I got into skating from seeing THPS2 for the first time in an internet cafe. Unlocking actual skate videos blew my mind as a little kid seeing all the tricks I didn't even know where possible. Saw the 411 logo and it was impossible for me to find any of their videos for years. For a while the only skate videos I saw were from the games. Damn.
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 15:15:29 UTC No. 210202
>>210199
if hes broken into the algorithm its possible but it could also just be that anons friend. Im not doubting it honestly with how youtube is the primary source of entertainment for so many people these days, myself included.
>>210200
>Third worlder here and I got into skating from seeing THPS2 for the first time in an internet cafe
so you got into skating like 3 years ago then?
I also got into skating because of THPS when I was six I asked for a pair of vans and a tony hawk skateboard for christmas and thats it. luckily I had a cool uncle who skated in the 80s
The pro skater games were definitely a huge reason a lot of people got into skating.
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 15:17:04 UTC No. 210205
>>210202
>so you got into skating like 3 years ago then?
Retard, do you know when THPS2 was released or am I missing the joke?
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 15:19:30 UTC No. 210206
>>210202
also to add on to my first point, a lot of people stumble onto different parts of youtube. I watch a lot of people camping in weird places or stealth camping and making make shift camp sites with just a hatchet, fishing, or whatever survivorman shit, and I would never do any of that shit I fucking hate camping and fishing lol
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 15:46:15 UTC No. 210209
>>210205
you missed the very obvious joke
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 15:52:21 UTC No. 210210
>>210208
looks like the rednecks i went to school with just add a belt buckle and some top of the line wal mart boots
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 15:55:05 UTC No. 210212
>>210209
Are you saying we just got THPS2 over here ;_;
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 16:12:12 UTC No. 210216
>>210208
that's not a fit those are just his clothes. the shirt's a size too small he didn't account for it shrinking in the dryer you can tell because a properly fitting slim t-shirt imo shouldn't be so tight in the armpit it's impossible to take off without stretching it when you're sweaty
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 16:35:29 UTC No. 210219
>>210218
Skinny jeans kys. Fallen based.
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 17:10:55 UTC No. 210221
>>210218
very based, never change.
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 18:13:32 UTC No. 210227
>>210226
never met anyone I liked who wore camo pants
i would be chilling with this guy >>210218 and his sperm killers/ball huggers
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 20:52:25 UTC No. 210237
>>210236
would
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 21:49:33 UTC No. 210242
>>210226
WIZARDS LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 22:09:35 UTC No. 210244
>>210236
would go perfect with glitter grip tape
Anonymous at Sun, 8 Sep 2024 03:59:58 UTC No. 210261
>>210236
>8.5"
Finally they're making boards for the transgender woman
Anonymous at Sun, 8 Sep 2024 04:50:41 UTC No. 210262
>>210236
Now they're doing a Beetlejuice collab. Which is less cringe, but still.
Really gay how common all these random collaborations have become. I've lost a lot of respect for Zero with how Jamie shills "limited edition" boards or collab shit now.
Anonymous at Sun, 8 Sep 2024 09:09:41 UTC No. 210284
>>209891
I think I know who you are, are you being harrassed by someone with BPD? It's me, hello. :3 I am so cruel to you and you are lovely. Please be careful.
Anonymous at Sun, 8 Sep 2024 15:45:12 UTC No. 210314
>>210262
blame p-rod and primitive, they basically opened the floodgates to this shit. remember santa cruz did the limited edition pokemon decks where you dont even know what deck your getting it comes in a foil package like the trading cards and there was like a 1 in 1000 chance of getting a gold deck.
https://santacruzskateboards.com/po
Anonymous at Sun, 8 Sep 2024 15:56:51 UTC No. 210317
>>210316
Pokemon fans above the age of 12 are sub human
Anonymous at Sun, 8 Sep 2024 16:22:22 UTC No. 210325
>>210317
yeah even if its a hot chick its still cringey and childish. my town was flooded with these people the first 3 years of pokemon go
Anonymous at Sun, 8 Sep 2024 17:21:35 UTC No. 210344
>>210314
>>210316
>GACHA in skateboarding
Grim. Dark.
Grimdark, perhaps.
Anonymous at Sun, 8 Sep 2024 20:55:46 UTC No. 210384
>>210317
Idk if it's any better but I'm still playing pokemon crystal and stuff from when I was twelve, game is pretty fun and every once in a while I'll go back and play stuff
I'd probably cop the poke-a-deck if I was that age
skateboarding is fun
Anonymous at Sun, 8 Sep 2024 22:13:10 UTC No. 210420
>>210384
I'm just talking shit. A few of the games are fun. The whole culture around pokemon cards and collectibles is cancer though
Anonymous at Sun, 8 Sep 2024 22:16:54 UTC No. 210423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX_
My kind of skate video.
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 21:04:41 UTC No. 210508
>>210262
>zeros cool as fuck they put this artist on
https://shop.micahulrich.com/
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 02:17:44 UTC No. 210533
>>210508
>>zeros cool as fuck
it isnt 2002 anymore
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 02:54:21 UTC No. 210535
Zero stopped being edgy and cool when Chris Cole stopped beating up his girlfriend
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 11:53:27 UTC No. 210550
>>210535
>2024
>not beating women
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 14:07:58 UTC No. 210559
thoughts on using photoshop and AI to make it look like you've done a trick?
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 15:01:25 UTC No. 210561
>>210559
Incredibly fucking gay.
Those "tributes" they're making for shit like Ryan/Nyjah's backside flips down El Toro devalue the effort.
Then you have other guys posting AI edited shit of themselves coyly trying to play it off, then if someone correctly calls them out in the comments they'll blow it off "Oh bro it's just a joke".
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 15:52:28 UTC No. 210568
>>210561
what if theres a lot of style tho
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 15:54:30 UTC No. 210569
>>210559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=131
LOL
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 15:59:29 UTC No. 210570
>>210569
Really not sure why he keeps dragging this Tim Pool thing along, does anyone actually give a fuck?
Seems just like leftoid whining.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 16:05:44 UTC No. 210571
>>210570
Tim Pool photoshopping his skate posts on Instagram is pretty funny
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 16:56:39 UTC No. 210577
>>210572
Sorry, I ruined your epic troll. Aggro anon should be along shortly to call everyone faggots, and then we can start a new thread
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 17:10:08 UTC No. 210580
>>210577
aggro anon isnt real, he cant hurt you
🗑️ Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 17:42:30 UTC No. 210586
the craziest last resort hit piece just dropped
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 22:38:29 UTC No. 210597
>>210559
>>210568
t. joa
>>210570
>t. timmy
>>210572
bro had 32 minutes of fucking zingers with an final one that had some bite, all your team riders are scrubs, you don't practice what you preach, you're not homegrown you're a sellout, supporting sellouts, your whole shit is a ABD - he might abuse the soundboard a little much but needs to keep that zoomer attention span in it
also I was catching strays for
> you're doing something you used to enjoy to try and find something that gives you joy to hark back to a time when things weren't so shit
also my old ass could pop that trash can without photo shop
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 23:42:34 UTC No. 210600
>>210597
i didnt even watch the video I saw the photo posted on twitter this morning. i only watch shit from GH's main channel but I guess I could watch this one tonight before bed.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 23:58:51 UTC No. 210602
>Actually look into it
>Is AI upscaled image
You zoomer faggots really need to go back to drama alert. Keemstar misses you.
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 00:06:46 UTC No. 210603
>>210602
a. that would still be wack as fuck but
b. theres clearly a lot more about the photo that leads it to being more than just AI upscale
stop being so butthurt you got called out Tim
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 00:18:28 UTC No. 210608
>>210603
I only looked into it because it is indefensible to do what you claimed. I was happy to call him a faggot for it. But no, it's you guys being the eternal butthurt faggots.
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 01:04:44 UTC No. 210613
>>210602
>>210608
>t. timmy
the only real chance at redemption timmy is to post a fucking video of you popping over that trash can and then hitting a front smith off a box
>>210611
we'll call it baldie condoms and we'll just sell beanies
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 01:35:07 UTC No. 210614
>>210611
the logo should be "/esg/" with a circle around it and underneath in small font "eternal skateboard general" someone with photoshop skills should create a mockup. what product are we selling?
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 01:36:43 UTC No. 210615
>>210613
we should sell bushings and insoles for the fat old heads worried about their knees
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 02:01:17 UTC No. 210619
>>210608
its been proven time and time again boomers cant tell ai when they see it so Im not surprised you cant see it.
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 02:08:39 UTC No. 210620
>>210613
>Reddit spacing
Yes. I am Tim Pool. Seethe at my existence.
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 02:14:26 UTC No. 210621
>>210619
I work with ai images for my job. You're a midwit who thinks he is clever. I ran it through multiple detection tools and only two claimed it is ai but I suspect it's because of the upscaling artifacts.
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 02:16:31 UTC No. 210623
>>210621
And Tim Pool can skate pretty well, probably better than most criticising him..
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 02:17:09 UTC No. 210624
>>210621
did they not detect the photoshop? sounds like shit detection tools
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 02:18:10 UTC No. 210625
>>210623
ok tim
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 02:25:09 UTC No. 210627
>>210624
What photoshop? Circle it. I'm happy to be proven an idiot here and call Tim Pool gay.
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 02:25:32 UTC No. 210628
>>210614
That's actually pretty good
>>210616
I thinks that's all we need, I would get rid of the eternal skateboard general lettering and we could use that as a secondary logo by itself
>>210614
I dunno we should go full board brand we can snipe pros from other teams and offer them a percentage of the company, or we could do a more underground vibe
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 02:47:10 UTC No. 210632
>>210628
>I dunno we should go full board brand we can snipe pros from other teams and offer them a percentage of the company, or we could do a more underground vibe
we should poach talent
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 14:48:11 UTC No. 210660
Honestly the fact that Nyjah hasn't gotten SOTY even once shows how blown out that title is. Especially after 2022.
I know he has that "jock" image that a lot of people don't like and he's done some kooky NFT/crypto shit, but the guy has been killing it for 20 years and has some of the heaviest video parts of all time. GOAT in the street and in comp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swe
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 15:07:04 UTC No. 210661
>>210660
thrasher isnt for people like nyjah and its not for people who like nyjah
idk whats so hard for people to get about this.
nyjah can win ESPN's skater of the year or some shit.
🗑️ Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 15:16:33 UTC No. 210663
>>210660
best argument i've heard is that trasher is media company first and skateboarding second. they are giving SOTY to who ever is giving them footage and lining their pockets. Nyjah being a good comp skater and throwing them a 1 or 2 vids a year doesn't do anything for them. Nyjah has his own YT channel that he uploads too semi frequently, his own board company and energy drink sponsors that does nothing for thrasher. Thats all trasher cares about so yeah you are right. the title means fuck all.
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 15:26:20 UTC No. 210665
>>210663
>>210664
Accurate and fair points.
I guess I just don't like it when a title implies that someone is "the best" at something but there's always a lot of outside influence with money or clout that sways things.
WSM World's Strongest Man has somewhat similar issues since they're so reliant on TV and advertiser payouts. They've delivered a subpar experience to both fans and the athletes for many years but continue to live just off the pedigree of having the title "Wold's Strongest Man".
You deleted your shit as I was typing this, don't know why but yeet.
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 15:33:06 UTC No. 210666
>>210660
best argument i've heard is that trasher is media company first and skateboarding second. they want views and clicks. they are giving SOTY to who ever is giving them footage and lining their pockets. Nyjah throwing them 1 or 2 vids a year doesn't do anything for them and being a good comp skater is negligible to a magazine that covers street skating. Most of Nyjah's footy goes to nike, his own YT channel, his new board company and energy drink sponsors which does nothing for thrasher.
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 15:33:39 UTC No. 210667
>>210665
sorry, had typos and forgot to point out nike getting most of his footy
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 18:16:31 UTC No. 210684
>>210681
almost perfect, duplicate the skate trainers and rotate them vertically and replace the "/" outside of "esg" with them. then resize (smaller) and move peter griffin to the top right corner, move car battery to the bottom right corner and move the fat guy a little lower so he's underlining "eternal skateboard general" with his legs instead of covering it. great work so far
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 20:01:40 UTC No. 210687
>>210686
excellent, we are ready to make merch now
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 20:52:34 UTC No. 210688
>>210686
too funny
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 21:49:11 UTC No. 210689
>>210686
why is it egg shaped with rubber grip? is that part of the joke?
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 23:51:31 UTC No. 210695
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 23:55:05 UTC No. 210696
>>210695
i only remember rubber grip being brought up on here maybe once
Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:01:10 UTC No. 210716
>>210597
I don't think my ollie is that high
Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:07:00 UTC No. 210717
>>210668
This looks like fat David Alvarez
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 01:38:16 UTC No. 210763
brb moving to Malmö
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olv
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 03:01:33 UTC No. 210772
>>210695
>So anon doesn't scratch his shoes
does it actually work
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 03:11:50 UTC No. 210775
>>210772
I tried it for a day and it works, but when it gets dirty you have to wipe it off to keep its grip and when I cleaned it once I was like fuck this and put regular grip on.
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 05:09:30 UTC No. 210783
>>210772
Idk but the idea of buying rubber grip tape to protect your skate shoes is retarded and gay imo.
Speaking of retarded and gay, how do I land my tricks more light footed? I stomp everything and today I lost a truck bolt.
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 05:28:40 UTC No. 210784
>>210783
>Speaking of retarded and gay, how do I land my tricks more light footed?
Ballet
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 09:39:24 UTC No. 210789
>>210783
what about that braile grip tape
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 11:06:00 UTC No. 210791
do you guys have any webms of girl skaters landing cool tricks?
a friend of mine is trying to claim he is automatically better despite barely landing a kick flip and I want to show him some examples
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 12:04:08 UTC No. 210793
>>210785
>>210789
>>210791
waking up to 3 of the most retarded posts of all time
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 12:06:33 UTC No. 210795
>>210793
thans it's an honor to be top 3
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 14:49:23 UTC No. 210804
I don't count Joslin's el toro tre.
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 15:46:15 UTC No. 210811
>>210772
yeah i tried someones board with it and it worked surprisingly well for kickflips but the board feel was weird, it somehow sucked the pop out of the board like it didn't have that same snappy pop like regular grip to me
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 15:49:41 UTC No. 210813
>>210783
i do the same thing, i over exert force on all my tricks to compensate for my weak pop, all i can say is to stay mindful that you do not need a lot of strength to flip your board and try to shift all efforts to sucking your knees up
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 15:50:34 UTC No. 210814
>>210791
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 16:53:34 UTC No. 210824
>>210814
ty
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 18:08:10 UTC No. 210832
>>210783
I added jumprope to my daily routine, and I feel like its helped my pop and my lightfootedness. I think having better ankle mobility is helping me absorb shock more effectively
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 18:09:11 UTC No. 210833
>>210785
make sure to post a clip here eventually
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 18:10:18 UTC No. 210834
>>210804
Nobody should. He got absolutely robbed. If he was riding indys he would have rolled away. Fuck thunder and their weak ass kingpins
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 18:11:59 UTC No. 210835
>>210814
Classic. She has great style
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 18:38:44 UTC No. 210836
>>210814
Fake and gay
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 20:52:22 UTC No. 210854
>>210834
Torey Pudwill counts it.
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 22:14:04 UTC No. 210861
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 22:16:10 UTC No. 210862
>>210861
Seen what?
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 22:20:26 UTC No. 210863
>>210862
el toro tre flip
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 22:22:51 UTC No. 210864
>>210863
So google it retard
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 23:58:24 UTC No. 210867
>>210814
but she stepped off the board at 30 seconds 2/10 would not bang
🗑️ Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 00:49:17 UTC No. 210869
>>209422
i regret so badly interacting with and befriending the weird school shooter mfer at the skatepark. never again
🗑️ Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 00:50:37 UTC No. 210870
>>209422
i regret so badly, interacting with and befriending the weird school shooter mfer at the skatepark. never again
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 01:04:00 UTC No. 210872
>>209422
i regret so badly, interacting with and befriending the weird school shooter mfer at the skatepark. never again
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 01:17:51 UTC No. 210873
>>210872
Why, what did he do? Did people treat you poorly by association? Many such cases
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 01:39:25 UTC No. 210875
>>210873
nothing really, he just ended up being an annoying weirdo and i ignored all the red flags cause i thought bro was kind of funny at first but in retrospect i should of stayed far away kek
>Did people treat you poorly by association?
nah no one that matters to me actually gaf about him or even knows him it's just annoying that i might run into him at the skatepark and feel obligated to interact with him lol stupid first world problems desu
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 01:50:02 UTC No. 210877
tw://blog post
im so jealous of the casual normies that aren't regulars at my local that only go there once in a blue moon and don't know anyone but what ever....what can you do... it the closest park to me and i need to skate. and obviously it would be weird to go somewhere multiple times a week for years and not form any kind of rapport with others but the people that frequent my local are the main reason i dont want to go there now. sort of want to move to a new place far away just for a new and different place to skate
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 01:52:43 UTC No. 210878
>>210877
>ohhh nooo I gottaa say hiii to peopleeee :((((
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 02:01:01 UTC No. 210880
>>210878
im just tired of seeing the same people. i need a change
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 02:02:48 UTC No. 210881
>>210880
nigga is u goin 2 sk8 or 2 fel8
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 02:04:07 UTC No. 210882
>replace bolt
>realise all truck bolts are loose
>realise thunder trucks have thicker base plate than indy
>small screws don't fully thread
>really crank them all down
>didn't think this through
>screws now depressed into deck quite deep
>autism triggered
This will take some getting over.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 02:09:04 UTC No. 210883
>>210882
I always install hardware with an impact driver and the screws go deep into the deck
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 02:11:07 UTC No. 210884
>>210881
ofc im skating but u can not deny how the vibes and homies can impact the sesh for better or worse
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 02:46:48 UTC No. 210886
>>210884
ive only ever experienced this at small ass parks, and it wasnt vibes that just made me leave but made me and the homies leave too.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 03:06:45 UTC No. 210888
>>210886
what happened that made you leave?
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 03:33:43 UTC No. 210889
>>210882
I've only ever done this using the uggadugga calm down hulk
>>210883
thats why you give it the gentle half trigger pull not the full ugga dugga my guy
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 03:46:58 UTC No. 210890
>>210888
last time i distinctly remember some dude showed up with long mullet like hair, camo hat, and 80s porno/cop moustache, short cut off jean shorts with shaved legs, he was ripping but style was so bad and uncomfortable we dipped.
other times weirdo hippies or weirdo punks/metal people will set up shop on a random weekend and basically take over the park and sell art and play weirdo shit music. sometimes its decent, most of the time id be there on sunday picking up empty nitrous carts.
some parks have a heavy BMX population which is just like fuck it, one bike in a small park/single flow park makes me paranoid.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 03:56:08 UTC No. 210892
>>210890
>>210884
one time we were having a lil saturday bbq with like 4 or 5 homies and whoever was at the park and a bunch of people started showing up with generators and equipment and looked like weirdos and I asked em what kinda show was happening tonight and they were like "oh you know punk and metal and stuff" and we were like sick, and then they started playing the worst sounding metalcore bullshit and before the first song finished we were packing shit up and tryna get outta there asap lmao.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 04:01:30 UTC No. 210893
another time some dorks were having some hippie/punk flea market/show and it was only like 1 in the afternooon and all the hippies were tripping balls playing their stupid shpongle ass music loud asf the cops came down and shut it down like an hour later and ruined it for everyone lmao there were like 5 bands involved that didnt get to play. that shit was genuinely hilarious tho its crazy how some people can be such fucking dorks and losers and vibe killers that they have you thinking "oh thank god the cops are here"
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 04:16:10 UTC No. 210894
>>210867
le that was my favourite trick
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 10:06:56 UTC No. 210905
>>209994
what was the video? it's private now
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 12:25:12 UTC No. 210912
>>210905
i think it was gifted hater hating on some other youtube commentator, nothing worth watching I assure you.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:21:18 UTC No. 210939
I used to shoot drugs in my car in the parking lot, skate for a few hours while crushing cigs, take a pill smoke weed, skate a few more hours, inject more drugs in car and drive home. It turned me into a embarrassment, but something was so good about it, it was one of the most enjoyable things I've done in my life. Now I'm gonna learn to code like a faggot.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:26:52 UTC No. 210940
>>210939
>Now I'm gonna learn to code like a faggot.
it's too late, we are full go back to your car junkie.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:28:05 UTC No. 210941
>>210939
i bet you were doing the most illegal tricks on some crack head shit like natas spins werent u
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:11:26 UTC No. 210951
>>210941
Nope, just pure flow. Park was mellow tranny so just bust some Ollie's, bs 180s, hit the coping do some other bullshit, I've done so much drugs but you couldn't tell by looking at me I don't look like a crack head, I did then though
But just imagine a nice early fall night, lights on all night at small tranny park, sounds great right..
Now add in formulating the perfect chill of designer benzos, the unstoppable energy of meth, the euphoria of cocaine, maybe a small hit of heroin to balance the body all out, a tab on top if u feeling spicy
Now you have to work your way up to that level but when your there it just all works perfectly if your real comfortable on your skateboard
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:21:53 UTC No. 210955
>>210951
sounds nice actually, did it do irreversible damage to your brain?
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:54:34 UTC No. 210960
>>210951
>you couldn't tell by looking at me I don't look like a crack head
fat chance junkie we can all tell
>>210955
dont do hard drugs, this guy skates sitting down guaranteed smoking weed is fine, booze is fine, wear a helmet
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:04:38 UTC No. 210962
>>210951
This you?
https://youtu.be/RlpqaFFaTlw
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:07:36 UTC No. 210964
>>210960
>Wear a helmet
Don't listen to this guy he is a gay
You have the freedom to do drugs, they are good but can ruin your life I'm surprised I survived but yea I have schizophrenia but they said I was autistic scizo ADHD all before I did drugs I really did drugs to cope with my mind, I still do drugs just from a doctor, only mentally unwell people do hard drugs, just don't do fent or meth they too potent by weight to use responsibley
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:15:33 UTC No. 210965
>>210964
>freedom to do drugs
drug addicts are not free
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:17:55 UTC No. 210966
>>210964
benzos are hard drugs, you're obviously baiting
> but yea I have schizophrenia but they said I was autistic scizo ADHD
and there it is gentlemen
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:19:14 UTC No. 210967
>>210960
>we can all tell
yup, it's in the eyes. the eyes of an eroded soul.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:20:30 UTC No. 210968
fred gall skated pretty good on crack
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:23:06 UTC No. 210969
>>210965
The only problem with addiction is needing to be physically tied to your supply, the alternative is me crashing my car into sheetz and stabbing random people in a schizo haze, it's a give and take world not everything is black and white man
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:25:52 UTC No. 210970
>>210968
there are only probably 5 people itt who know who fred gall is and you and I are 2 of them.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:27:49 UTC No. 210971
>>210969
nta - neither of these options sounds sustainable but im glad you have found a decent alternative with prescribed medication. feel free to share more skate related crackhead stories.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:28:51 UTC No. 210972
>>210970
didn't jason dill smoke crack too?
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:38:33 UTC No. 210975
>>210972
yes lmao, dill was also on the osbournes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGc
i also cant find the specific clip but it exists out there. fred gall called tony hawk when they denied him entry into canada because he had a dui and its funny asf. i forget what vid or what its from.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:40:24 UTC No. 210976
also gall was more of a crack head dill was a junkie/burnt out on too many psychedelics.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:44:02 UTC No. 210977
>>210975
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG
holy shit wtf lmfao
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:04:56 UTC No. 210984
>>210977
theres no irony or sarcasm when I say I miss the days when you could get a OC 80 for $25 or less. it was a magical time, akin to when the hippies in the 60s were getting cheap ass acid.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:38:31 UTC No. 210987
I wish I could go back to those days so I could beat the shit out of my friend when he first started fucking with that stuff. Perhaps I could have saved him.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:18:57 UTC No. 210989
best wheel diameter for anal play?
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 18:32:53 UTC No. 211053
>>210962
kino. I feel bad for the little girl though.
>>210964
My drugs of choice for skating are weed, nicotine, kratom, and caffeine
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 19:57:40 UTC No. 211073
>>210984
im pretty sure my first oc30 cost me $5 from a kid who broke his wrist or some shit. a magical time indeed.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 21:12:08 UTC No. 211081
>>210989
you're looking for the fruitbooter thread with the rest of the faggots
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 21:32:18 UTC No. 211082
Redditors are saying Reddit Anderson is this gen's Rodney, but it's actually our guy Jeff DeCheezy.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 23:52:31 UTC No. 211092
>>211082
its amazing how much jeff dewon has grown on me
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 18:08:37 UTC No. 211148
Dickies vid is supposed to come out soon
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 18:17:10 UTC No. 211149
>>211148
It should have been out instead of this bitchass preview.
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 19:05:35 UTC No. 211154
might be a retarded question but I'm a designfag and I've been playing with the idea of a mix skateboarding/underground music magazine for some months now
I don't skate myself because I'm shit but what would be the best way to get skaters to agree to let me shoot them for a session?
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 19:40:15 UTC No. 211157
>>211149
I know. They're really hyping it up. I've seen people that went to the premiere say its even better than Quickstrike. I wish they would just post it already.
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 20:06:21 UTC No. 211158
>laid out and haven't skated all summer
>finally set up a new board
>treflip first try
feelsgoodman
>>211154
that would be cool anon. go for it. the are plenty of kids out there who are hungry for coverage and would probbably be down
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 20:44:39 UTC No. 211162
beginner here, why wouldn't one just install bigger hweels to better handle terrain and cracks, is it a weight thing?
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 22:28:14 UTC No. 211166
>>211162
Technical skating and flips and grinds work better with little wheels.
>Please wait a while before making a post
did I fuck up or is 4chan getting slow? Havnt posted for hours.
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 23:56:45 UTC No. 211169
>>211158
>that would be cool anon. go for it.
cheers anon, my question is kinda like how should I go about it?
I'm pushing 30 so I'd feel out of place sitting at a skate park not skating
I was thinking about just hitting up skate shops and getting to know the employees and then just throwing the offer for photos out there in case they hear anyone talking about it
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 23:57:04 UTC No. 211170
>>210972
And Mike Carrol and Andrew Reynolds and Fabian Alomar
Anonymous at Tue, 17 Sep 2024 00:41:41 UTC No. 211171
>>211169
The least suss way would be to slide into dm's
>Hey bro I wanna shoot some photos for xyz would you be down
If you're cool with giving them the photos even better. A pro skaters currency is the content they produce. So it's win-win.
However, please please please learn how to shoot skate photos before wasting people's time and embarrassing yourself. Learn how to frame tricks, obstacles, composition, angles etc. There are lots of great YouTube videos on this subject.
https://youtu.be/7TkwRFGUiX8
Anonymous at Tue, 17 Sep 2024 00:44:44 UTC No. 211172
>>211169
if you have the proper gear and can at least skate/ride your board while filming this should be a very easy task for you. if you can't push around and film at the same time you need to learn and it should be easy, get a setup and put some cruiser wheels on it. when you are at the skatepark just ask people that are skating if you can practice filming them. eventually look into filming at some skate spot/street skating cause skatepark clips are whack. but starting at a skatepark to find people that will be down to film is fine. should be ez pz. theres no way to avoid learning how to ride/skate while filming so do not try to work your way around it. it's the least you can do if you want to promote skating is at least learn how to fucking cruise and skate while holding a camera.
Anonymous at Tue, 17 Sep 2024 21:54:15 UTC No. 211220
>>211217
c-cute
Anonymous at Tue, 17 Sep 2024 23:45:36 UTC No. 211224
>>211217
qrd?
Anonymous at Tue, 17 Sep 2024 23:59:00 UTC No. 211225
>>211224
Women don't want to be with men these days, they want to be men... she became Dan Corrigan.
Anonymous at Wed, 18 Sep 2024 02:20:11 UTC No. 211234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSi
Anonymous at Wed, 18 Sep 2024 17:13:33 UTC No. 211277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nep
It's out RETARDS
Anonymous at Wed, 18 Sep 2024 17:25:53 UTC No. 211278
>>211217
I got that in my related too
By the way, is there an archive for /asp/?
Anonymous at Wed, 18 Sep 2024 17:56:12 UTC No. 211280
>>211278
I have no idea what /asp/ is.
Anonymous at Wed, 18 Sep 2024 18:15:55 UTC No. 211281
>>211280
Yeah you do and you should finally stop trolling this thread.
Anonymous at Wed, 18 Sep 2024 19:26:09 UTC No. 211287
>>211281
I don't go to reddit or slap so no I definitely do not know what you meant.
Anonymous at Wed, 18 Sep 2024 19:34:09 UTC No. 211288
Video wasn't that great, especially for how hyped up it was. Most of the music was really ass too. Filming was just good, not great. Skating was just good, not great. Franky and Jamie carried it. Good video with shit music overall. Only reminded me how much better I like Creature.
Anonymous at Wed, 18 Sep 2024 21:02:51 UTC No. 211292
>>211288
I am the complete opposite. It was crisp. Jake Hayes and Vincent Alvarez ( which by the way is whom I meant in this comment>>210717)
and Franky Villani for me. I paused at Foy's part, so I don't know if Guy has a part after him or if it was judt the bonus footage in the intro.
Anonymous at Wed, 18 Sep 2024 23:45:52 UTC No. 211301
>>211288
>>211292
I'm somewhere in the middle. The Nike video was a lot more exciting. The editing in this video felt super corporate.
Also, when did creature do anything recently? I feel like you are always sucking off creature, but I can't remember the last thing they did.