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Anonymous at Mon, 23 Sep 2024 12:06:07 UTC No. 211596
*ends your parkour career by the time you are 31*
Anonymous at Mon, 23 Sep 2024 12:13:04 UTC No. 211597
>>211596
I don't think femboy thights can do that.
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Sep 2024 12:02:07 UTC No. 211704
>>211597
I think that's just a drawing of a regular little boy. Have you tried not getting arrested for fucking children, op?
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Sep 2024 15:29:18 UTC No. 211718
>>211704
why do you have random pictures of little boy drawings
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Sep 2024 16:15:48 UTC No. 211724
>>211704
Yes? Successfully too.
Anonymous at Fri, 27 Sep 2024 04:07:01 UTC No. 211998
>>211596
just learn how to land properly and strengthen your whole leg, its not that difficult
Anonymous at Fri, 27 Sep 2024 13:10:07 UTC No. 212014
Parkour is retarded
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Sep 2024 10:38:48 UTC No. 212339
>>212014
>efficient movement is retarded
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Sep 2024 16:34:57 UTC No. 212353
>>212339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kv
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Oct 2024 17:23:43 UTC No. 212662
>>211596
Career? You need to be making money from it for it to be a career.
Anonymous at Mon, 7 Oct 2024 20:17:39 UTC No. 212913
Should have done squatz lil nigga
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:34:50 UTC No. 213197
>>212662
By choosing parkour you have specifically selected a type of gymnastics that isn't in the olympics and has no big international competitions. You could have chosen gymnastics (any of the three disciplines), skateboard/bmx, or even dancing but no. You chose to jump around in cities and make youtube videos about it.
Anonymous at Thu, 31 Oct 2024 14:47:29 UTC No. 215001
>>212662
People like Storror did seem to make money from it
But yeah that shit has an even tighter time limit than MMA, they won't be at it in their 40s
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 15:37:33 UTC No. 215196
>>212662
If I rob people and use parkour to run away, then it DID make me money.
Anonymous at Mon, 4 Nov 2024 05:36:12 UTC No. 215232
>>215221
WTF I love parkour now.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:22:11 UTC No. 216705
>>211596
>career
In order for it to be a career you need to be paid anon
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Dec 2024 05:51:31 UTC No. 216907
>>215221
In America they'd just shoot those dudes in the back
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Dec 2024 09:23:18 UTC No. 216913
>>216907
Probably not. Those kids are probably being chased for minor reasons (likely related to parkour) but even shooting a young adult running from a felony traffic stop after participating in a drive by shooting can trigger protests and get your police department shut down.
https://www.wtae.com/article/east-p
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killi
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Dec 2024 08:13:52 UTC No. 217052
>>212339
https://youtu.be/W_WSGHIPSrM?si=zwK
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Dec 2024 20:01:47 UTC No. 217195
>>216907
it isn't the 90's anymore
🗑️ Anonymous at Sat, 7 Dec 2024 20:32:17 UTC No. 217198
>>216913
Fucking niggers
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Dec 2024 14:44:32 UTC No. 217515
More like parkour ended your walking career
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Feb 2025 20:50:28 UTC No. 223643
>>212339
>Watch me efficiently jump between these two buildings- aaah, no, save me Sebastien FoucACK
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 04:55:21 UTC No. 223666
>>222330
Tbh it's better if it's /sm/ with the boy topping. Every guy that I've known personally with an open straight shota fetish was always a few degrees from getting into some weird abdl shit so that kind of soured it for me.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Feb 2025 05:28:07 UTC No. 224419
>>213197
One of the Storror people figured out game shows like Ninja Warrior are basically just parkour. Would imagine if more of those guys just did those shows they could win a lot from it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs0