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Anonymous at Thu, 26 Sep 2024 21:05:25 UTC No. 211966
>mfw I don't need to train martial arts because I'm a natural fighter
Anonymous at Thu, 26 Sep 2024 21:13:49 UTC No. 211969
>>211966
>natural
You know what's natural? Drowning.
You know what comes from training? Swimming.
(I stole this from Craig Douglas)
Anonymous at Thu, 26 Sep 2024 23:24:11 UTC No. 211984
>>211969
that's not true though, everything knows how to swim naturally including humans
we just 1 wear clothes that makes our bodies much heavier in water than they should be
2 are told to be afraid of water and so we panic
you put little babies in the water and they'll hold their breath and splash around, and toddlers+ will doggy paddle
Anonymous at Fri, 27 Sep 2024 02:45:25 UTC No. 211993
>>211984
This is one of the most retarded posts I’ve ever read
>erm, ackshually, you’re not drowning because you don’t know how to swim. You’re drowning because SOCIETY told you to.
It’s truly incredible that you have brain damage without ever putting gloves on in your life
Anonymous at Fri, 27 Sep 2024 19:55:42 UTC No. 212050
>>211993
I learned in AP Psychology that humans naturally know how to swim
Anonymous at Fri, 27 Sep 2024 20:20:31 UTC No. 212053
>>211993
when little kids drown it's usually because they can't figure out how to get out of the water, not because they couldn't swim full stop
even a turtle will down if it doesn't have a way go climb out of the water eventually
Anonymous at Fri, 27 Sep 2024 20:52:29 UTC No. 212056
>>212050
>>212053
Anon, one year from now I'm going to drop you in the ocean a mile from shore. Do you want to prepare by swimming laps, or do you want to rely on your natural swimming instincts?
Anonymous at Mon, 14 Oct 2024 00:32:03 UTC No. 213422
>>211966
Based. Only genetic weaklings need to train martial arts.