Anonymous at Mon, 11 Nov 2024 18:03:27 UTC No. 215697

>>215692
hurt her

Anonymous at Mon, 11 Nov 2024 18:30:23 UTC No. 215698

>>215692
Let the wookie win
But no one ever said anything about making it easy
Maintain the status quo and let them win so they get what they wanted
But make it suck so they don't feel the desire to escalate

Anonymous at Wed, 13 Nov 2024 03:53:21 UTC No. 215768

>>215692
Grapple her into submission. Assuming you’re healthy adult weights (she should be less than 130lbs, you should be more than 180lbs), this will be ludicrously easy. Similar to wrestling a 13 year old boy.


The only reason this wouldn’t work is if you were chronically victim weight and she was personality maxing, or if she’s a legitimate grappler and you aren’t. In that case, you could still possibly knock her lights out with a few quick punches, but you can’t safely test it.

tl;dr
a) if your gf can wrestle and you can’t she might beat you. Deal with it. Either fix that discrepancy or decide which strapon you’d like her to use on you
b)if you gf is a hambeast cut that shit out. The porker doesn’t deserve love. Stop pretending that she does.

Anonymous at Wed, 13 Nov 2024 08:05:24 UTC No. 215779

>>215692
5 minutes of play wrestling will clear up any misconceptions.

Anonymous at Wed, 13 Nov 2024 11:13:55 UTC No. 215783

>>215692
wrestle her? are you stupid?

Anonymous at Wed, 13 Nov 2024 23:10:17 UTC No. 215816

>>215692
You wrestle her, and you let her think she cam win. Then when she gets too big for her boots you heave her on top of you so that she sees that you were playing nice the entire time. Then you kiss her while tickling her.

This is what happens.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Nov 2024 07:06:10 UTC No. 215843

>>215692
You play wrestle. Pretty soon she'll be going full force and you'll still overpower her without trying that hard. If she doesn't realise the severe disadvantage she's at by this point, then she isn't going to. At which point you just do >>215697

Anonymous at Sat, 16 Nov 2024 05:19:31 UTC No. 215957

>>215692
>Less than 30 years later, I am forgotten.
https://youtu.be/bzBhXz1bosk?feature=shared

Anonymous at Sat, 16 Nov 2024 16:20:33 UTC No. 215981

I've found trying to get my girlfriend in a headlock or whatever is basically a losing battle
They will just pinch you hard until you release them. You don't want to crank it or escalate so you will let go

Only way to win is to maybe bear hug with double overarm grip and maybe increase pressure until they say oww stop stop!

Anonymous at Sat, 16 Nov 2024 16:21:41 UTC No. 215982

>>215768
T. Seething after rejected by multiple fat ugly woman

Anonymous at Sat, 16 Nov 2024 17:24:22 UTC No. 215984

>>215692
While you're around the house doing nothing in particular, casually pick her up and move her out of the way so you can get something.

Anonymous at Mon, 18 Nov 2024 10:46:39 UTC No. 216058

>>215692
>You ... don't wanna hurt her.
That's where you're wrong.

I didn't soundproof a room in the basement so we could play the bagpipes.