Anonymous at Tue, 31 Dec 2024 23:42:19 UTC No. 218749

It needs mystique
too much functionality and transparency results in mma gayness

Anonymous at Wed, 1 Jan 2025 00:04:42 UTC No. 218751

>>218740
4 leaf.
It's a martial art that relies heavily on not showering and being as annoying as possible by purposely failing to comprehend what someone is telling you and then condescending them as if you know what you're talking about

Anonymous at Wed, 1 Jan 2025 00:05:42 UTC No. 218752

>>218751
only coral belts of four leaf piss in bottles and bath in it

Anonymous at Wed, 1 Jan 2025 01:04:47 UTC No. 218755

There may be a gi jacket, but the bottoms are a banana hammock
Whoever fills theirs out more decides who starts on top and who on the bottom, as is the law of the jungle

Anonymous at Wed, 1 Jan 2025 01:34:17 UTC No. 218756

>>218751
>4 leaf
Lmao

Anonymous at Wed, 1 Jan 2025 10:50:35 UTC No. 218778

>>218751
In the interest of >>218749, we need a better name, I suggest taking inspiration from those badly translated Kung Fu ones.
How about "Four leaf seething palm"?

Anonymous at Wed, 1 Jan 2025 11:37:24 UTC No. 218780

>>218740
We need it to be two variants that have very few things in common, but both of them insist that they're the closest and most faithful descendant of Ancient Attacko.

Anonymous at Sun, 5 Jan 2025 18:03:03 UTC No. 219081

Only striking under the knee for "safety reasons".
We will claim grappling heritage but in reality only have 10 versions of the same aikido wristlock.

Anonymous at Sun, 5 Jan 2025 18:39:04 UTC No. 219084

>for the first 3 months , students fight each other with NO moves barred (biting, gouging, scratching, pulling, twisting, it ALL goes), they also extensively train hard makiwara, Iron chi-kung, heavy bag\speed bag + they also do non-technique conditioning (burpees, squats, pushups, etc) and are beaten up if they don't put guts
>then they're taught a "fire kills water" type of art: Only one specific type of types of hit for each body part. for example, ONLY use an horizontal slash, or a "paper cut fly" for the enemy eyeballs, but don't poke\ jab them. etc for all body parts. They're also taught anatomy to a mid-degree
>last phase is specific technique drills, advanced MMA-type equipment ,and mental training; a sort of meditation that actually will let them, as human beings, horribly mutilate or murder an opponent, if the situation should require it
uniform could be pic related.

Anonymous at Mon, 6 Jan 2025 21:29:21 UTC No. 219208

>>218778
as long as we have a move named 'tropic thunder'

Anonymous at Wed, 8 Jan 2025 16:51:04 UTC No. 219441

>>219081
Kicking any higher is a waste of time

Anonymous at Wed, 8 Jan 2025 17:13:28 UTC No. 219442

>>218778
>Four leaf seething palm
excellent

Anonymous at Wed, 8 Jan 2025 19:07:13 UTC No. 219449

>>219208
that's where you zap someone in the balls with a tazer right?
>southern region
>most southern regions are tropic
>thunder
>tazers are electrical

Anonymous at Wed, 15 Jan 2025 21:57:00 UTC No. 220138

>>218740
many of the techniques are meant to be performed with a fleshlight in the power hand

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Jan 2025 08:38:15 UTC No. 220185

A small handful of high ranking practitioners must have a personality cult built around them. We will tell everyone we meet that this group of people are undefeatable, even though they have never actually fought anybody. We will also tell people that their abilities can't be put to the test just for the sake of it, as they are too deadly and would kill anybody who hasn't practiced the art before.
Then we need to shoehorn it into movies because for some reason that makes people think things are more real.

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Jan 2025 12:17:09 UTC No. 220192

>>220185
>We will tell everyone we meet that this group of people are undefeatable, even though they have never actually fought anybody.
Proposing to call them "The Four Heavenly Kings" because it's corny as fuck and Asian mysticism sells

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Jan 2025 13:59:12 UTC No. 220197

To achieve the highest rank of Attacko (the black turtleneck), a fighter needs to strangulate himself until his windpipe is 99% scar tissue and immune to further damage.

Anonymous at Fri, 17 Jan 2025 03:03:54 UTC No. 220277

>>220185
this would actually work

Anonymous at Fri, 17 Jan 2025 03:07:46 UTC No. 220280

>>220192
>>220277
we already have a rival variant
The Four Heavenly Kings

Anonymous at Fri, 17 Jan 2025 03:11:05 UTC No. 220282

>>220138
>>220185
ok so, how can we make tazing someone in the nuts, an onahole sword and make spalshing piss on your enemy loo badass for a movie

Anonymous at Fri, 17 Jan 2025 03:13:16 UTC No. 220283

someone make an video AI generate this.
This is solid stuff. Have like a steven seagull-esk Messer fight but with an onahole sword and he pulls out pocket piss and splashes it in his face and then tazes him in the nuts

Anonymous at Fri, 17 Jan 2025 22:39:10 UTC No. 220361

>>218778
>Four leaf seething palm
I second this name, kek.
>>218740
GI's must be slightly green

Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 01:59:52 UTC No. 220372

>>220282
Don't need to. It's 2025, society is gay as fuck now. Those retards will lap this shit up as long as we put a rainbow flag on it or something like that. The work's already been done for us.

Anonymous at Mon, 20 Jan 2025 16:09:41 UTC No. 220581

Elbow strikes like they did in the old BJJ manuals should be included

Anonymous at Tue, 21 Jan 2025 12:26:43 UTC No. 220640

>>220138
>Icy Kike

Anonymous at Sat, 25 Jan 2025 04:00:02 UTC No. 220916

>>218740
Extensive Finger Training
To the point where practitioners can tear through meat.