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Anonymous at Sun, 12 Jan 2025 23:29:51 UTC No. 219908
What's the best belt/ranking system out there?
I know some people think belts are useless but they have their pros from a business/teaching perspective for the feedback and the extra money lol Regardless, I am curious, of all I've seen BJJ's seems to be the one that makes the most sense
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Jan 2025 23:56:07 UTC No. 219914
in uechi-ryu karate it's white, green, brown, black with each color having 3 stripes of the next color
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Jan 2025 00:02:35 UTC No. 219915
>YOU HAVE TO ATTEND AN ACADEMY FOR YEARS BEFORE YOU GAIN RANKS
yeah, practice and discipline is good. but where is the fine line between your milking me for money and i could beat your ass "sensei".
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Jan 2025 01:03:47 UTC No. 219917
>>219908
adult usa judo
white
yellow
orange
green
brown sankyu
brown nikkyu
brown ikkyu
black
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Jan 2025 01:17:37 UTC No. 219921
>>219908
Mine:
>no belt
>white belt = can beat average people up
>gray belt = can beat fellow practitioners
>black belt = understands it enough to teach it
>cool looking red/green/blue belt = $500
>lgbt belt = $1000
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Jan 2025 02:08:05 UTC No. 219929
Bjj either needs one more belt or one less
As it stands brown belt is kind of nebulous, it feels like it's just there to stall for time because there aren't any other objective hills to climb skills wise
I liked this guy's channel but then he accidently cut his knuckle off with a band saw or some shit
https://youtu.be/IpfpMqn4O1M?si=zSf
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Jan 2025 12:52:51 UTC No. 219950
>>219929
That was a good watch, surprising that the channel has so few views and likes
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:00:02 UTC No. 219978
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Jan 2025 22:04:25 UTC No. 219992
>>219982
>PNG
Nice mspaint edit, shlomo
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Jan 2025 20:16:18 UTC No. 220813
>>219908
BJJ's
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Jan 2025 20:24:50 UTC No. 220817
>>220813
>bjj
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Jan 2025 20:41:42 UTC No. 220819
>>220817
? It's the simplest, most recent and hardest one to get to black
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Jan 2025 21:08:24 UTC No. 220822
>>220819
>hardest one to get to black
Because they gate keep it instead of using skill as a metric
In order to get a black belt you need to play politics that's how it works
You will find way more really bad black belts then you will purple belts because purple is the last merit based one, everything after that is just buddying up too whoever is giving them out
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Jan 2025 00:15:03 UTC No. 220840
>>220813
You really out here defending blowjob-jutsu's belt system? No one can functionally tell the difference between brown belts and black belts skill-wise. Many would argue that the brown belt shouldn't exist, as it's only a way to gatekeep black belts.
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Jan 2025 01:14:04 UTC No. 220843
>>220840
white belt: dog shit babby you don't know anything stop talking
blue belt: you know what you're /supposed/ to be doing in every major position but still suck cock most of the time, at least you're not a total buffoon anymore
purple belt: you're expert level at something, could be anything, but there's a thing you can do that's as good as anybodies
brown belt: erm well I guess it's like that except more things? like at least 2 or 3 lol idk??
black belt: erm well I guess it's a few more than that? but also maybe not lol
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Feb 2025 06:19:54 UTC No. 222297
Just use the same white belt that gets colored yellowish with sweat, then red-brown with the blood of thy enemies and then it turns black due to it being rotten.