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Anonymous at Mon, 20 Jan 2025 02:33:15 UTC No. 220552
You know what I wish exist?
Palm strike boxing.
Teaches you how to street fight without breaking your hands.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Jan 2025 04:04:55 UTC No. 220555
>>220552
How about palm strikes, elbows, and knees? Make it a complete system, just without the muay thai kicks.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Jan 2025 06:14:48 UTC No. 220557
>>220552
You know what I wish didn't exist? This thread
🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 20 Jan 2025 06:17:51 UTC No. 220558
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Anonymous at Mon, 20 Jan 2025 06:32:05 UTC No. 220560
>>220557
what would you rather it be?
🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 20 Jan 2025 07:21:33 UTC No. 220562
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Anonymous at Mon, 20 Jan 2025 07:24:25 UTC No. 220563
>>220552
>Teaches you how to street fight without breaking your hands.
Except Bas broke his hands plenty of times in Pancrase.
🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 20 Jan 2025 08:21:35 UTC No. 220567
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Anonymous at Tue, 21 Jan 2025 15:26:01 UTC No. 220650
>>220552
>MUHHHH HANDS WAHHH OWWWCHIIE
Lmao when will this dumb Reddit meme end. Look up the thousands of fights online. Have any ever been stopped or even made obvious of a hand being broken?
Youre more likely going to break your fingers trying to do your cringe le ebin bass rutten!! Palm strike nonsense
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Jan 2025 06:35:49 UTC No. 220707
>>220705
no way, open hands are retarded
you use them to send a message not to do damage, that's why slaps are warning shots
you do it to kids, your wife, or the guy squaring up to you when you still want to give him an out
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Jan 2025 07:09:44 UTC No. 220712
>>220707
Hitting with the bottom of the palm is more devastating than a fist, but it is awkward to do.
>>220552
It's exactly the same as boxing, you'd just be slightly closer to your opponent and you'd flub a few punches because you'd hit with your fingers or upper palm.
The main changes it brings:
>transition from a missed or glancing shot into a grab, especially collar ties
>grab immediately after striking an arm or leg
>blind somebody after hitting their face with the fingers covering their vision
>scratch or gouge somebody's eyes after hitting their jaw
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Jan 2025 12:45:52 UTC No. 220731
>>220552
It's so easy to break or dislocate a finger if your aim is way off.
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Jan 2025 21:35:10 UTC No. 220753
>>220650
>Have any ever been stopped or even made obvious of a hand being broken?
https://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id
https://www.mmamania.com/2023/7/10/
https://www.mmafighting.com/2025/1/
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Jan 2025 07:18:49 UTC No. 220870
>>220560
A good thread.
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Jan 2025 10:19:09 UTC No. 220871
>>220552
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6NiSS
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Jan 2025 19:54:18 UTC No. 220895
>>220753
>Freak accidents happen
Who knew
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Jan 2025 01:29:05 UTC No. 220906
>>220871
Hmm, I wonder who I should listen to?
>former kickboxing/mma champion Bas Rutten
>some obnoxious guy with zero documented fights and a youtube channel
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Jan 2025 15:02:12 UTC No. 220944
>>220906
Palm strikes work. Let someone palm strike you in the face and tell me if it's painful. Look at sumo or power slap
Punches also work arguably better if you hit the chin or body. It's a smaller and harder weapon
Both have their negatives
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Jan 2025 22:23:12 UTC No. 220970
>>220944
if you had to get hit in the face would you prefer it be a palm strike or a punch
there's your answer
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Jan 2025 12:30:39 UTC No. 221256
>>220552
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr2
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Jan 2025 08:41:19 UTC No. 221560
Palm strikes aren't really palm strikes in the way most people think of them, as per Bas Rutten himself. He constantly goes on about he wasn't just slapping people but hitting them with the lowest part of his palm, where your forearm bones connect to the hand. He also only started doing them because of the retarded Pancrase rules.
If people actually fought barehanded (without any of the wrap shit) we probably would see them more, alongside with other ways of striking probably (vertical fist, hammerfist, etc.) like in the olden days, but all the "bareknuckle" fags of today use wraps so I don't see that happening any time soon.
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Jan 2025 15:08:16 UTC No. 221597
>>220970
They both work, both hurt. Id rather get palm striked
As for the person throwing it, depends how confident they are in the strength of the bones in their hand and their technique. fighting is very messy, worked security and I've punched a few people in the face bare knuckles, I have accidentally landed on my thumb joint and pinky before. Moving targets mean your fist could end up anywhere. Never broken it though, and never thrown a palm strike. Also boxed amateur so I know how to throw "correctly" but a lot of that goes out the window outside boxing rules when you can grab clothes, kick etc
I would throw one or even a slap because this could look much better in the eyes of witnesses and the law and even leave less visible cuts and marks, whilst still giving the person a clear message to gtfo
Anonymous at Fri, 31 Jan 2025 14:50:50 UTC No. 222169
>>220970
Legit knuckles. Watche BK fights, shit drags on for ever & it's super bloody. Know why? Because the knuckles are actually pretty shitty for transferring force. Its a hard lump with multiple relatively uneven points of contact compared to the face.
>Powerslap
I know most people think its a joke but I love it for the physics demo it is. Why are so many dudes getting one shotted from slaps? Because the hand form molds to a persons face, transferring nearly all of the force. Palm strikes are like the difference between hitting with a glove or BK. BK hurts more but gloves or palms are gonna have a better chance of knocking you out.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Feb 2025 14:34:04 UTC No. 222331
>>222169
Exactly. All the pencil necked nerds ignore this.
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Feb 2025 13:09:51 UTC No. 222505
>>222337
Armchair Violance as the nog.
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Feb 2025 17:25:48 UTC No. 222519
>>222169
I'd love to see something with no wraps, and a minimal glove to mitigate cuts and eyepokes.