🗑️ 🧵 ywnbaw
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Feb 2025 01:26:29 UTC No. 224986
You will never be a real warrior. You have no confirmed kills, you never seen real combat, you've never been in real danger. You're an insecure racially ambiguous manlet twisted by brain damage and larp fighting into a crude joke of a real threatening man
All your random public threats in commercial gyms make you look like a moron in public. Behind your back sparring partners call you retarded and gay for bragging over belts. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of your short stature and hobbit like appearance, your “friends” laugh at your boxers nose, slurred speech and cauliflower ears.
women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out ugly compensating wannabe "tough guys" from miles away. Your short and narrow bone structure and puffy trt gut and face is a dead giveaway.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake scowl every single morning and tell yourself people are scared of you and think you're a badass, but deep inside you feel all the times you were "humbled" at the gym, crushing you under the unbearable weight of how pathetic being a 40 year old man who "rolls" on mats with teenagers and college kids really is.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Feb 2025 01:27:12 UTC No. 224987
>>224986
Eventually you’ll run into a street thug with a weapon trying to rob you, you'll get excited, finally a chance to prove yourself. you'll try a quick takedown and get stabbed 9 times in the chest with blood flying everywhere. as you black out, you get visions of hard2hurt. you plunge into the cold abyss. the police find you and the footage which is uploaded to /xs/, the board coping and crying about how martial arts is somehow not a complete waste of time and a determent to health
They’ll bury you, and every passer-by for the rest of eternity will know a weak pussy who got a reality check is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a guy who wasted +30 years training for self defence when you can just buy a gun and lift weights. not a veteran, not a hero, not anyone worth of respect.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Feb 2025 01:47:04 UTC No. 224988
>>224986
Fucking faggot who's never fought before, people in my gym would kill you
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Feb 2025 02:17:58 UTC No. 224991
>>224986
yeah we never claimed to be warriors you're just crying that you would get completely destroyed by any BJJ practitioner or muay thai fighter. and trust me any mma type guy would have a much easier time against an armed attacker than you ever would. go back to your arm chair nerd
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Feb 2025 02:24:02 UTC No. 224992
>>224991
>any mma type guy would have a much easier time against an armed attacker than you ever would.
this delusion is unreal, you would die so fast.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Feb 2025 03:40:28 UTC No. 224995
>>224992
Better chance doesn’t mean success, you troglodyte. The MMA fighter probably only does have a 1% chance against someone with a gun or a knife. But that’s huge compared to your 0% chance. Quite literally a 100% improvement on your current odds.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Feb 2025 15:29:31 UTC No. 225015
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Feb 2025 15:30:38 UTC No. 225016
>>224992
yeah dude everytime a bjj fighter fights a gun men the bjj fighter usually dies
this thread is kind of dumb
stop trolling and admit that closed guard cant stop a bullet
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Mar 2025 20:43:47 UTC No. 225181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipf
this really opened my eyes to how a martial artist with x years of training is just as much fucked when faced with a knife
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Mar 2025 21:52:03 UTC No. 225192
>>225181
>watch video
>it opens up with people retardly rushing and flailing at each other
yeah no wonder they fucked up when facing a knife.