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Anonymous at Fri, 23 Apr 2021 20:34:08 UTC No. 38955
ITT: We take a non-extreme sport and change it to make it extreme.
Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want. Weapons allowed. Basically the Road Rash game but on foot.
Dodgeball with bocce.
Polo but with rodeo horses.
Water polo but the water is slightly acidic so your skin and eyes start to burn after a while and you can only get out (rotating with other team members) once you score.
Any motor sport but without brakes.
Soccer with bowling balls.
Squash but the room is so narrow and you can get hit by the other player's racket.
Basketball but the court is oiled.
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Fri, 23 Apr 2021 21:26:55 UTC No. 38963
>>38955
Chess but the pieces are ma-hot metal
Long jump but you land in quicksand
Diving but instead of water it's quicksand.
Equestrian dressage/eventing/jumping but instead of the horse it's a dude carrying on his back.
Rifle shooting but with dodgeball rules.
Hurdling but the obstacles have blades.
Marathon but it's on active train tracks and you run in the same direction as the train that uses them.
Volleyball but you can only play if you're diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome.
Rollerskating with Ben Hur spikes
Table tennis but instead of playing against an opponent it's a wall and you win by lasting longer than your opponent.
Wrestling but in Saudi Arabia.
Anonymous at Fri, 23 Apr 2021 21:33:20 UTC No. 38969
Baseball but instead of the bat it's a venomous snake that you have to whip to hit the ball.
Chess but the pieces are white-hot metal
Long jump but you land in quicksand
Diving but instead of water it's quicksand.
Equestrian dressage/eventing/jumping but instead of the horse it's a dude carrying on his back.
Rifle shooting but with dodgeball rules.
Hurdling but the obstacles have blades.
Marathon but it's on active train tracks and you run in the same direction as the train that uses them.
Volleyball but you can only play if you're diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome.
Rollerskating with Ben Hur spikes
Table tennis but instead of playing against an opponent it's a wall and you win by lasting longer than your opponent.
Wrestling but in Saudi Arabia.
Anonymous at Fri, 23 Apr 2021 21:51:57 UTC No. 38975
Marathon and Moto GP simultaneously on the same circuit.
Fencing with high-power cattleprods
100m but it's two runners sprinting in opposite directions and slapping each other in the face like they're jousting.
Orienteering but it's the Sahara desert.
Curling but it's thin ice on a river.
Long jump but the run up is on an unfrozen ski-jumping slope.
Soccer but if you dive or fake any kind of injury you get shot.
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Apr 2021 16:32:21 UTC No. 39561
Arm wrestling but with the other hand you hit your opponent with various non-cutting objects like bats, batons, bricks, whips, battery acid (diluted for safety), etc.
Each player has an assistant that can switch weapons based on what's needed, and a strategist to recommend the best moves and choices of weaponry.
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Mon, 26 Apr 2021 16:33:24 UTC No. 39562
competitive team shot put
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Apr 2021 16:34:27 UTC No. 39563
Shot put but it's two teams competing against each other on a field.
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Apr 2021 16:38:21 UTC No. 39567
Pole Fighting.
Basically pole vaulting but two opponents run against each other, vault without a bar, and hit each other while at the top.
Points are scored based on the hit/s.
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Sat, 8 May 2021 14:07:28 UTC No. 43005
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Anonymous at Sun, 16 May 2021 02:12:51 UTC No. 45002
>>38955
>Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want. Weapons allowed. Basically the Road Rash game but on foot.
That sounds like dueling. Someone would shoot everyone else and then just walk across the finish line.
>Polo but with rodeo horses.
Fuck using animals for sports.
Anonymous at Sun, 16 May 2021 05:03:53 UTC No. 45026
Magnetic Lasso
Anonymous at Sun, 16 May 2021 15:18:03 UTC No. 45070
Basketball on pogo sticks
Anonymous at Sat, 29 May 2021 11:09:31 UTC No. 48380
HOT POTATO TENNIS
The ball is a grenade
Anonymous at Sat, 29 May 2021 15:38:45 UTC No. 48437
Blindfolded downhill skiing
Anonymous at Sun, 30 May 2021 02:36:14 UTC No. 48609
>>45002
It would have to be cross country, A to B racing, with no set course. That way competitors can make a break for it and navigate separate routes or be more aggressive. My running mates and I have discussed this at length and come to the conclusion the perfect weapon would be a machete because it's also useful for bush whacking.
Anonymous at Mon, 31 May 2021 09:28:28 UTC No. 48932
The Cannonball but with motorcycles.
A bicycle race through an african nation in a civil war
Competitive mountaineering
Baja Death Road
Anonymous at Sat, 19 Jun 2021 15:21:11 UTC No. 52715
>>38955
Battleship but both players are connected to an electric shock system. The voltage is turned up for attacks on larger ships, and sinking a ship causes 2-5 straight seconds of shock, with larger increased with bigger ships. When all the ships are sunk, the loser is shocked for 7-10 seconds straight
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Jun 2021 01:19:56 UTC No. 52946
NASCAR but with folks that suffer from Parkinson's
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Jun 2021 02:02:45 UTC No. 52958
no safety tightrope walking but you can only enter if you have narcolepsy
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Wed, 28 Jul 2021 18:24:23 UTC No. 59438
bump
Anonymous at Wed, 4 Aug 2021 22:26:48 UTC No. 60492
Ultimate frisbee but with discgolf discs.
Anonymous at Thu, 5 Aug 2021 08:23:26 UTC No. 60593
Esports but if you die in the game you die in real life
Anonymous at Wed, 25 Aug 2021 15:55:09 UTC No. 64089
pool, but you have to get the balls up your opponents asshole
Anonymous at Sat, 28 Aug 2021 05:41:32 UTC No. 64466
>>38955
Years ago my best friend got his firearm license during the same time I got into motorcycles. got the idea of rally target shooting, I would try and make it around a loop in the woods next to his land as fast as I could while he would shoot rounds onto cheap targets we would staple to the trees. good fun but he is heavy retarded and a bad shot
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Oct 2021 20:24:01 UTC No. 72673
Skateboard vert jousting. Opponents drop in from opposite sides of the ramp.
From >>70841
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Nov 2021 22:05:57 UTC No. 73505
Car jousting.
Any automobile race? Add a dude on top with some protective gear and a couple long poles. Give the driver some gear too.
Practitioners can either couch them like lances, or chuck them like spears.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Nov 2021 11:53:40 UTC No. 73689
Hot potato relay race
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Fri, 3 Dec 2021 03:35:25 UTC No. 76467
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Anonymous at Mon, 31 Jan 2022 23:25:09 UTC No. 82695
>>38955
>Soccer with bowling balls.
Is that you Uday?
>>38961
Great.
>>38955
Pin the tail on the donkey but you're already quite drunk before you get blindfolded and spun around, and the donkey isn't going to be happy with the extra tail you're stapling to it.
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Feb 2022 02:46:22 UTC No. 82974
NASCAR but there's no track. It's just a giant open flat and the first car to travel 500 total miles in any direction wins.
Anonymous at Thu, 31 Mar 2022 17:37:25 UTC No. 90182
Ice hockey but half of the team plays on all fours trying to grab the puck with their bare hands.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Apr 2022 19:48:40 UTC No. 91219
olympic swimming with sharks
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Apr 2022 16:55:43 UTC No. 91885
competitive coding with bombs where the slowest coder is blown up
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Apr 2022 23:08:58 UTC No. 91921
Any foot race but with wild predators so that the slowest gets eaten.
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Apr 2022 13:20:57 UTC No. 91974
>>38955
>>38955
Four-man slapping. Dodging is allowed but you must stand your ground. Slaps must hit the head, no matter watch. There is no point system, the match lasts for as long as the participants want. Last man standing wins.
Guarenteed brain damage or you get your money back
Anonymous at Sun, 1 May 2022 02:06:31 UTC No. 94292
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Anonymous at Sun, 1 May 2022 21:48:42 UTC No. 94421
>>38955
i'll do you better.
it is a marathon, but it's on rollerblades on a river trailer across county lines after you airsoft shot a street sweeper rent a cop putting a ticket on a single mother's car so they'd turn around to you body checking them in lacrosse pads.
i call it jet set radio
Anonymous at Thu, 26 May 2022 01:17:26 UTC No. 98025
dodgeball with live grenades as the balls
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Jun 2022 20:17:13 UTC No. 100094
electric fishing
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Jun 2022 04:37:13 UTC No. 100265
>>44406
Will forever make me laff, the hope in their eyes that it "might just work" that gets dashed immediately with the inherent danger of falling on/near shattered glass is just...
*chefs kiss*
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Jun 2022 07:41:48 UTC No. 100279
Male wrestling but no clothes allowed
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Jun 2022 08:30:39 UTC No. 100282
owner and dog course but the dog is actually a lion
the owner has to make the lion go through the course without getting eaten
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Jun 2022 17:15:23 UTC No. 100888
>>100279
I can already envision the Legendary School of The Eleven Finger Oil Checks.
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Jun 2022 18:32:07 UTC No. 100894
>>82745
A friend of mine got a few of us to (try) play soccer after we did a bunch of ketamine a few years ago.
It was fucking hilarious.
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Jun 2022 19:07:01 UTC No. 100896
>>100894
sounds incredible
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Jun 2022 02:04:02 UTC No. 100959
>>100279
I'm pretty sure this is how greeks used to do it at the original olympics
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Jun 2022 19:39:19 UTC No. 101036
bouldering, but on very hard routes on the inside of an active volcano
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Jun 2022 20:32:56 UTC No. 101391
>>100282
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFS
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jun 2022 01:55:33 UTC No. 101561
>>38955
A game of pick up sticks but it's rigged with c4
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jun 2022 03:14:52 UTC No. 101570
>>101561
the sticks are the bomb wires, one wrong move and you're gone
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Jun 2022 06:23:53 UTC No. 102656
Airsoft but with real guns
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Jul 2022 01:31:50 UTC No. 105394
>>82736
I'm saving this thread, hope mods archive this is commedy gold.
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Jul 2022 11:33:00 UTC No. 105726
>>105394
Based archivist.
I recommend using this:
https://github.com/SuperGouge/ChanT
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Jul 2022 18:59:52 UTC No. 105900
Artistic gymnastics and figure skating, but with +80-year-old walking fossiles, for maximum bone breaking, bonus if any organs get penetrated by them.
Anonymous at Sun, 17 Jul 2022 16:44:42 UTC No. 106191
>>105900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKD
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Jul 2022 17:23:33 UTC No. 107600
soccer but the ball is a live bomb
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Jul 2022 17:34:28 UTC No. 107605
>>44406
Say what you will about these guys, but what they're doing for the sport is a good thing. They're getting tons of new people interested in skateboarding, after the 90's craze had worn off, skateboarding really lost its steam and kind of just became a mode of transportation for people, and no one really skated just for the joy of it. Then these dorks come along with their youtube channels, and now all the skateparks are packed with kids going out side and playing.
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Jul 2022 04:37:56 UTC No. 107707
Great thread
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Jul 2022 19:37:33 UTC No. 108614
>>38955
Soccer but every injury you fake actually happens to you
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Jul 2022 04:34:40 UTC No. 108695
>>107605
Are you talking about skateboard youtubers in general or these guys in the webm specifically?
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Aug 2022 03:54:18 UTC No. 109335
>>106191
>>105900
>bonus if any organs get penetrated by them
I'll gladly make that bonus happen if you know what I mean...
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Thu, 1 Sep 2022 16:36:23 UTC No. 113722
>>109335
bump
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Sep 2022 21:57:16 UTC No. 113807
>>69607
We have that already https://youtu.be/3RlXQipX7hM
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Sep 2022 19:03:24 UTC No. 114006
>>38955
baseball with trampolines
MMA but while skydiving
Ive got a lot of these so youre only getting my refuse
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Sep 2022 01:18:27 UTC No. 114066
Recreate downhill domination in real life
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Sep 2022 19:32:05 UTC No. 114161
>>106191
>a 91 yo geriatric mogs me by being able to planche
it's over
Anonymous at Thu, 15 Sep 2022 18:05:28 UTC No. 116324
>>114066
>downhill domination
Cool game, thanks for mentioning it.
Anonymous at Thu, 15 Sep 2022 19:25:49 UTC No. 116334
>>87083
Thatโs not how non-newtonian fluids work. You would snap your neck if you tried to dive into quicksand.
Anonymous at Fri, 16 Sep 2022 16:03:20 UTC No. 116449
Skateboarding but with a handle on the board so you can whip it around an do backflips
Anonymous at Sat, 17 Sep 2022 21:35:47 UTC No. 116585
>>38955
drunk f1
Anonymous at Mon, 19 Sep 2022 21:48:34 UTC No. 116852
motocross with the steering inverted
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Oct 2022 18:31:26 UTC No. 120907
dodgeball with grenades
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Oct 2022 23:19:48 UTC No. 120961
>>38955
Archery but shooting shit off your loved ones heads
Anonymous at Mon, 17 Oct 2022 14:24:16 UTC No. 121143
>>38955
Bungee jumping but in a noose
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Oct 2022 18:54:04 UTC No. 121341
>>87808
midgets
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 05:56:35 UTC No. 121946
mailman, but in chicago
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 20:16:09 UTC No. 123592
>>89938
You can experience it in ukraine RIGHT NOW!
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Nov 2022 16:56:24 UTC No. 124587
>>38955
>slightly acidic so your skin starts to burn after a while
Reminds me of fingering my ex. God, I miss her.
Anonymous at Sun, 13 Nov 2022 17:12:00 UTC No. 124685
>>38955
marathon but with a air rifle and targets along the way.
also same thing but for tour the france every so often they stop to shoot then continue.
Anonymous at Sun, 13 Nov 2022 19:08:01 UTC No. 124694
>>124685
letting them stop to shoot would be too easy
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Nov 2022 21:25:19 UTC No. 127060
>>38955
my mum plays polo and i always thought it would be more fun on dirtbikes
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Nov 2022 21:32:07 UTC No. 127061
>>44838
>love speedway
>didnt know ice speedway was a thing
>watch video of it
holy shit how do they corner like that on fucking ice???
makes motogp riders look like pussies
i was expecting doriftos like dirt speedway but no these mfs are fucking tight
incredible
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Nov 2022 21:34:45 UTC No. 127062
>>45070
crosscountry pogo stick racing
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Nov 2022 21:38:28 UTC No. 127063
>>52644
>american football but no pads
thats prettymuch rugby
i only watched it once but a mf broke his fucking ankle and kept trying to play for a while
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Nov 2022 21:46:51 UTC No. 127064
>>54652
nope because sliding sideways would be the best braking method
they would be going about as fast but scandi flicking hard into every corner to bleed speed
itd be extreme as fuck
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Nov 2022 21:48:17 UTC No. 127065
>>54833
>racing but a bomb goes off if you go too slow like the movie speed
minimum speed slowly ticks up each lap
last alive gets to live
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:08:43 UTC No. 127066
>>38955
this is an unironic one
>crosscountry mountainbiking but there are trials sections in the track as well as some more enduro type stuff
basically reinventing 90s mountain biking
>riders and bikes must be equally good at pedaling and climbing and descending efficiently on both smooth and rough cround but also manueverable enough for the big trials type obsticals
i only want this because it bugs me how modern mtbs arent made for trials and trials bikes are more like bmxs when they should be mountain bikes
nothing exists in the middle unless i custom build some abomination myself or buy a 90s mtb
i also think itd be fun to watch
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:09:44 UTC No. 127067
>>38955
razor scooter racing
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:11:34 UTC No. 127068
>>124694
this
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:13:02 UTC No. 127069
>>116449
thats just a scooter
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:15:18 UTC No. 127070
>>38955
trackmania irl unironically
>open wheel buggy type racecars with good suspension
>downforce can also be upforce and allow mid air steering and stability with control by the driver
>tracks involve wall rides jumps and loops
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:16:29 UTC No. 127071
>>56437
im fucking dying at this
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:18:08 UTC No. 127072
>>64466
that sounds fun as fuck
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:32:23 UTC No. 127073
>>38955
hovercraft rally racing
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:35:31 UTC No. 127074
>>100279
femboy wrestling
they must wear slutty restricting outfits and the winner is the one that makes the other cum by force
weapons are sex toys and the ring is covered in lube
Anonymous at Tue, 6 Dec 2022 20:31:11 UTC No. 128177
>>127074
that's not a sport, it's just gay porn
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Dec 2022 04:36:15 UTC No. 128365
>>128177
Some times the line between the two is so blorred you can't even tell which is what.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HC
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Dec 2022 07:09:30 UTC No. 128373
i'll go one better and take something that isn't a sport and make it an extreme sport. extreme sculpture. two contestants set out with hammers and chisels to carve the same thing out of the same block of stone. opponents cannot erase or break off your work but they can hit your chisel, hammer or hands while trying to sneak in front
Anonymous at Wed, 21 Dec 2022 13:12:09 UTC No. 129992
>>38955
Soccer but in the mesoamerican tradition
Anonymous at Wed, 21 Dec 2022 22:08:21 UTC No. 130032
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, but on skateboards going downhill
Anonymous at Thu, 22 Dec 2022 19:31:04 UTC No. 130127
>>130032
Or BJJ mixed with this:
https://youtu.be/6fora0TmtnU?t=9
Anonymous at Thu, 22 Dec 2022 19:38:31 UTC No. 130129
>>108695
both, youtubers and these guys specifically, because they were always trying dumb stuff that got the initial clicks, but then people kept watching because their positive vibes and attitude towards new skaters is really refreshing, especially since the "main stream" skaters always seemed to try to be all edgy and moody, and would actively push new skaters away because they think they're cool shit.
Anonymous at Wed, 28 Dec 2022 16:08:29 UTC No. 130740
>>48609
Well we call those tools not weapons
Anonymous at Wed, 4 Jan 2023 16:22:39 UTC No. 131445
>rally raid but you're codriver is your tinder match
Anonymous at Sun, 8 Jan 2023 01:28:51 UTC No. 131863
>>38969
>Wrestling but in Saudi Arabia.
do you mean OHHHH YEAH BROTHER wrestling or 2 gay guys huggimg in headgear
Anonymous at Sun, 8 Jan 2023 08:47:47 UTC No. 131873
>>131863
The latter
Anonymous at Sun, 8 Jan 2023 19:05:58 UTC No. 131921
>car but with grappling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf9
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Sat, 14 Jan 2023 01:55:00 UTC No. 132345
>>78772
>>80331
>>87808
>>89928
Lads, this is LITERALLY the plot of Unreal Tournament (the 1999 one, not the dogshit sequels). Thanks for reminding me to go play it.
Anonymous at Thu, 19 Jan 2023 03:50:21 UTC No. 132771
>>64466
Check out Yabusame, which is basically that but with horses.
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Jan 2023 13:35:11 UTC No. 133432
>>38955
Ice hockey, no changes and no referee.
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Jan 2023 15:33:49 UTC No. 133440
>>98132
That'll teach those fucking guard pullers.
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Jan 2023 16:01:05 UTC No. 133442
>>38955
Le Mans, but you have to take a shot every lap.
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Feb 2023 18:19:55 UTC No. 136784
Full contact soccer and all the players are drunk.
Motorcycle chariot racing but riders are armed with spears and encouraged to damage other vehicles and riders.
Jousting but on motorcycles.
Also bring back dueling with actual sharp swords and no full face protection.
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Feb 2023 03:02:31 UTC No. 136832
>>38955
>Soccer with bowling balls.
that just makes it even more boring to watch
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 00:22:25 UTC No. 136901
Olympic weightlifting but doping is allowed.
I just want to see the absolute limit somebody can lift.
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 03:50:48 UTC No. 136913
>>136901
Honestly I'd love to see doped up weightlifters doing non-weightlifting events too. Not just strength focused but seeing a guy looking like this doing stuff like 400m hurdles or pole vaulting has got to be fun to watch
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Mar 2023 15:58:15 UTC No. 139303
>>136913
the olympics but exclusively for steroid users
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Mar 2023 04:59:57 UTC No. 139356
>>139303
The olympics but exclusively for bath salts users
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Mar 2023 15:37:51 UTC No. 139393
>>139356
the crackhead games
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Mar 2023 23:30:31 UTC No. 139425
Laser tag but with stun guns and tasers. Takes place in a maze. First one to get out of the maze or incapacitate all the other players wins. A pitbull or chimp with Lyme disease is added to the maze at random intervals.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Mar 2023 13:01:16 UTC No. 139483
>>44838
Is that guy about to get his foot run over by a spiked tire?
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Mar 2023 13:07:29 UTC No. 139485
>>127064
Motorcycle flat track is basically already like this. They have no front brake.
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Mar 2023 01:26:39 UTC No. 140216
>>140074
Already been done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6Y
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Mar 2023 01:55:38 UTC No. 140220
>>116585
>how to make finland absolutely dominant in driving sports
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 18:21:19 UTC No. 142305
>>140216
can make it more extreme by exchanging the balls for grenades
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 21:12:26 UTC No. 142330
>Any motor sport but without brakes.
That'd just make shit a lot slower. Come back again when you're old enough to drive.
Anonymous at Mon, 17 Apr 2023 06:11:27 UTC No. 142834
>>142330
Or the sport is just going to be populated by reckless people who don't have a problem going, not as fast, but still fast enough to be extremely dangerous.
Anonymous at Thu, 11 May 2023 21:42:33 UTC No. 145990
>>142834
sounds highly entertaining
Anonymous at Fri, 12 May 2023 02:15:07 UTC No. 146024
>>124685
olympics have marathon skiing with shooting
Anonymous at Sun, 14 May 2023 03:32:49 UTC No. 146287
>>38955
>Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want.
They tried that in Boston once. The reception wasn't too good.
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Thu, 25 May 2023 20:12:22 UTC No. 148184
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Anonymous at Fri, 9 Jun 2023 21:49:43 UTC No. 150728
Anonymous at Sat, 10 Jun 2023 11:13:07 UTC No. 150765
boxing is kind of a borderline extreme sport already but imagine if it had infinite rounds, no scoring and could only end with knockout (so no retirement, ref stoppage or whatever), rate of CTE would skyrocket lol
Anonymous at Tue, 20 Jun 2023 21:57:42 UTC No. 152317
>>150765
no rules boxing
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 13:18:47 UTC No. 152884
>>38955
I love Road Rash. 2 was the best.
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 15:30:46 UTC No. 152922
>>136913
Either Crossfit or the stuff Youtuber Jujimufu used to do fit.
Anonymous at Sun, 25 Jun 2023 11:25:50 UTC No. 153031
>>39561
that sounds fun to watch. Maybe try too
Anonymous at Sun, 25 Jun 2023 11:27:55 UTC No. 153032
>>44406
For someone that's supposed to be good with physics, this wasn't it
Anonymous at Sun, 25 Jun 2023 16:43:21 UTC No. 153062
>>152922
Jujimufu was originally into "tricking" which is just doing flips and shit (not parkour). He was able to still do that stuff while fit but he stopped as he got older and into powerlifting and bodybuilding; he's said himself that he's lost a good amount of the explosivity required for those movements just due to age and that generally, you can keep getting raw strength gains as you get older.
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 21:00:02 UTC No. 155073
bump
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 09:41:02 UTC No. 156167
>>38955
What
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 17:31:05 UTC No. 156250
>>130129
these guys are Scientologists
If you google "aaron kyro scientology" it'll start to make a ton of sense
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Sat, 15 Jul 2023 13:10:48 UTC No. 156420
Ok
Anonymous at Mon, 17 Jul 2023 18:20:25 UTC No. 157005
I'm convinced, this board isn't real. You guys have to be government agents communicating to one another through some kind of code, because nobody thinks of shit this retarded.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Jul 2023 07:45:16 UTC No. 157248
>>38955
Tennis but with golfballs.
Looking back we were lucky to get away with just giant bruises.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Jul 2023 17:53:28 UTC No. 157320
>>157005
What's retarded exactly?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Jul 2023 19:52:59 UTC No. 157342
>>157341
Could also be king of the hill style, where you do consecutive 1v1โs until you fall and are replaced
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Jul 2023 13:18:17 UTC No. 157538
Hacky sack, but it will explode if it hits the ground.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Jul 2023 17:38:04 UTC No. 157574
>>38961
That's actually a good idea. Make the actual finish directly at the bottom of the drop so you have to do a parkour turn vault and drop straight down instead of just diving off the end and doing a forward rolling breakfall, would be cool as part of an obstacle course or parkour type event.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Jul 2023 17:52:37 UTC No. 157575
>>38975
>100m but it's two runners sprinting in opposite directions and slapping each other in the face like they're jousting.
Send this to the slap boxing people.
>Orienteering but it's the Sahara desert.
That's somewhere between /xs/ and >>>/out/ territory.
>Soccer but if you dive or fake any kind of injury you get shot.
This might make soccer watchable.
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jul 2023 11:22:45 UTC No. 157729
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jul 2023 11:23:46 UTC No. 157730
>>43005 no no no no no no no no no
>>43055
>>43060 no >>45071
>>45073
>>45086
>>46320
>>48378
>>48380
>>48409
>>48437
>>48544
>>48609
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Anonymous at Sat, 5 Aug 2023 16:40:54 UTC No. 160101
>>136784
>sharp swords
>not chainsaws
We're in current year, we have the TECHNOLOGY for chainsaw fencing.
Anonymous at Sat, 5 Aug 2023 17:30:54 UTC No. 160106
>>38955
I just wanna see regular ass sports but with dudes juiced to the gills. I'm not a dunce I know its prevelent in all sports, but the ones with drug testing the dudes have to at least pass tests so they cant go all out, but thats what I wanna see. Can we attach masks to their faces that act as turbochargers for breathing? Limb stretching surgery or genetic modification?
American football, hockey, basketball, any olympic sport really. Lets see the freak show.
Anonymous at Thu, 24 Aug 2023 12:07:45 UTC No. 163300
>>160106
Bodybuilding but all the competitors are regularly injected with a standard dose consisting of enormous amounts of tren, hgh, etc. and you win by surviving the longest.
You also get randomly tested for body fat, and you get disqualified if it's in the double digits.
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Aug 2023 10:25:12 UTC No. 163656
Golf where every minute spent on a hole adds a stroke to your score. Also, all players start with a one minute staggered interval
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Aug 2023 10:34:25 UTC No. 163657
>>107605
Skateboarding going mainstream was the worst thing to happen to the sport
For a hot minute there were 'skateboard training camps' where suburban mothers would send their kids over the summer, like it was fucking boy scouts
Skateboarding is at its best when it's underground
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Aug 2023 00:15:10 UTC No. 164121
Basubarr, but throwing the ball to first base is not an out and the batter can bring the bat with him and swing 3 times as the 1st baseman trys to tag him without getting brained
Anonymous at Thu, 31 Aug 2023 15:24:24 UTC No. 164466
24 le mans race but theres also a 2cv class
Anonymous at Tue, 19 Sep 2023 14:32:16 UTC No. 167538
>>164121
kek
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Sep 2023 07:07:35 UTC No. 168761
>>44406
Reminds me of a glass board that kinda worked:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmZ
PS: WHY THE FUCK DID THEY STOP MAKING EVERY THIRD THURSDAYS FUCK
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Sep 2023 07:14:03 UTC No. 168762
>>56437
What show is that? I don't think it's Gaki and I don't think it's a Takeshi show but I could be wrong.
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Sep 2023 07:15:04 UTC No. 168763
>>69607
This was in my recommended a couple days ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytK
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Wed, 27 Sep 2023 19:43:59 UTC No. 169328
Basketball + wrestling
wrote:
https://youtube.com/shorts/BozCOIu0
https://youtube.com/shorts/TyUv_jB-
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Sep 2023 19:45:05 UTC No. 169329
Basketball + wrestling
https://youtube.com/shorts/BozCOIu0
https://youtube.com/shorts/TyUv_jB-
Anonymous at Wed, 18 Oct 2023 07:31:13 UTC No. 172453
Swimming across a river challenge. River is full of hippos.
Anonymous at Sun, 22 Oct 2023 22:16:38 UTC No. 173038
>>172453
Swimming in a pool, but there are actually sharks coming out of the vents.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 16:23:11 UTC No. 174241
Kike skating. Gaza paraglading
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Sun, 3 Dec 2023 21:55:18 UTC No. 178023
>>38955
kek fuck XS and fuck xspedophiles
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jan 2024 20:32:14 UTC No. 181915
>>174241
Paragliding with a skateboard tied to your abdomen/chest, and your goal is to fly close to buildings and gring on balconies and whatnot.
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Feb 2024 20:07:40 UTC No. 185086
>>181915
would be interesting to watch
Anonymous at Mon, 12 Feb 2024 03:32:07 UTC No. 186615
super bowl with snipers
Anonymous at Fri, 1 Mar 2024 18:04:25 UTC No. 189022
>>38955
make the floor actual lava
Anonymous at Tue, 5 Mar 2024 21:14:23 UTC No. 189475
>>107605
>90's craze
uhhh, no.
The crazes were:
60's surfers on tiny boards
70's pool riders
80's vert/mini ramp and some early street
Skateboarding flat out died by like 91 and only sort of gained steam after the Extreme Games came out
Then when Tony Hawk's Pro Skater came out and Tony landed the 900 it re-launched skateboarding into popularity from about 99-06 or so, then it tapered off and has just ebbed and flowed since.
>getting tons of new people interested in skateboarding
Except they aren't really. Youtubers and especially Braille are too gimmick-driven. THPS got people interested in skateboarding because you skated around in the game and you felt that desire to try it in real life. Braille just bolts trucks to a book or an iPad or some shit and breaks it in 3 seconds, it's barely even skate content and has more overlap with the "America's Funniest Home Videos" demographic. They're also quickly failing and had to shut down their park IIRC.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 12:50:37 UTC No. 189712
>>38955
I remember this game.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 12:52:29 UTC No. 189713
>>38969
>Volleyball but you can only play if you're diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome
kek
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Mar 2024 18:25:59 UTC No. 191596
>>189475
new skate is coming out
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 12:11:37 UTC No. 193193
>>38969
>Equestrian dressage/eventing/jumping but instead of the horse it's a dude carrying on his back
H-hot.
>>38975
>Fencing with high-power cattleprods
kek, also it'd be great, a modern solution to dueling with no blood but all the satisfaction as you whip your adversary in the cock with the prod and watch him drop.
>>38975
>Soccer but if you dive or fake any kind of injury you get shot.
Someone make this anon the global minister of sports lmao.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 12:19:05 UTC No. 193194
>>82696
>>82745
kek, there'd be whole new level of wanting to catch the game ball
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Apr 2024 01:08:33 UTC No. 195878
>>38955
Curling with small explosives
Anonymous at Tue, 30 Apr 2024 01:09:53 UTC No. 195879
>>38975
>Soccer but if you dive or fake any kind of injury you get shot.
That joke gets made in the UK every minute at least
Anonymous at Wed, 1 May 2024 20:00:29 UTC No. 196111
>>195879
if it was in the UK you'd be stabbed instead
Anonymous at Wed, 1 May 2024 20:08:18 UTC No. 196115
>>196111
That's a new one
Anonymous at Thu, 16 May 2024 22:47:55 UTC No. 197936
bvmo
Anonymous at Fri, 17 May 2024 04:10:03 UTC No. 197973
Historically accurate Pankration.
>Allowed to get out of chokeholds by bending/breaking your opponent's fingers or toes
>Allowed to strike the back of the head (or anywhere really)
>Allowed to strangle the throat with your hands
>In an odd turn of events, a pankration fighter named Arrhichion (แผฯฯฮนฯฮฏฯฮฝ) of Phigalia won the pankration competition at the Olympic Games despite being dead. His opponent had locked him in a chokehold and Arrhichion, desperate to loosen it, broke his opponent's toe (some records say his ankle). The opponent nearly passed out from pain and submitted. As the referee raised Arrhichion's hand, it was discovered that he had died from the chokehold. His body was crowned with the olive wreath and returned to Phigaleia as a hero.[10]
Anonymous at Fri, 17 May 2024 04:15:29 UTC No. 197974
Parkour where you're chased by an MMA guy and you're not allowed to see the course ahead of time. Parkour guy wins if he reaches the finish line, MMA guy wins on KO, TKO or submission.
I call it Xtreme Bullying
Anonymous at Sat, 25 May 2024 20:45:53 UTC No. 198814
>>197974
feels like it would be kind of similar to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urm
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jun 2024 01:05:28 UTC No. 200449
Downhill skateboarding jousting (the riders start from facing slopes and meet at the bottom)
German wheel velodrome racing
Downhill rollerblade crossfit tandem deadlift (pic related)
Strongman convict quartering (4 big guys pull a death row inmate's limbs apart)
Skydiving wrestling
Dragster jousting
Lava wakeboarding
Rollerblade racing but racers hold an open umbrella and airplane engines blow from the back
Pump hydrofoil relay race
Pump hydrofoil jousting
100 metres freestyle swimming race downwards
Downhill beekeeping... k I'm out of ideas
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jun 2024 14:10:46 UTC No. 200519
>>200449
>Lava wakeboarding
What about lava kitesurfing?
I don't know if the laws of physics allow this but you could perhaps use the heat coming from the lava to propel a wing/kite upwards like a hot air balloon, so you can move from one side of the volcano to the other.
You can have a highest number of ground/lava touches, lowest average altitude, most mass amputated, etc.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Jun 2024 10:24:19 UTC No. 201948
>>38955
tennis but the ball is a live rat
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Jun 2024 05:07:50 UTC No. 202116
>>38955
ngl i was a little disappointed when i found out run archery didn't involve shooting your competitors from across the track and just alternates the two activities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqT
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Jun 2024 21:16:15 UTC No. 202743
>>44838
So rollerball on ice?
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Jun 2024 21:25:50 UTC No. 202744
>>127074
Look up The Legend of the Eight Warriors/Dick Fight Island
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jul 2024 07:49:42 UTC No. 202881
>>38975
>orienteering but it's in the Sahara desert
That already exists sort of, look up the dakar rally
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jul 2024 16:37:46 UTC No. 203529
>>202881
remember hearing about some dude who got lost and only lived because he found some old building
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Aug 2024 16:31:35 UTC No. 205990
bumo
Anonymous at Sun, 25 Aug 2024 12:43:23 UTC No. 209029
>>38955
Tennis but with stop signs as rackets. Maybe make the ball bigger.
Anonymous at Wed, 9 Oct 2024 00:25:56 UTC No. 212996
>>202881
Orienteering doesn't use vehicles AFAIK.