Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 01:42:23 UTC No. 16073263

MASSIVE PAYLOADS AND HUGE THRUST

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 01:43:22 UTC No. 16073265

CANCEL MSR

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 01:43:46 UTC No. 16073267

its time

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 01:44:36 UTC No. 16073269

Phew just got back on sfg after work.
I will have the launch thread up tomorrow morning, assuming no early weather scrub. Can’t wait lads

t. Launch thread anon

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 01:45:08 UTC No. 16073270

Soon

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 01:47:12 UTC No. 16073272

>>16073263
you're the kind of person no cries for when they get run over for jaywalking

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 01:48:12 UTC No. 16073274

Space X? More like SCRUB X.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 01:48:41 UTC No. 16073275

>>16073272
you're double gay

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 01:52:02 UTC No. 16073280

>Starship flight 3 maybe tomorrow
>maybe

What did Elong mean by this, he got his license

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 01:52:22 UTC No. 16073281

>>16073280
It's windy (scrub).

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 01:53:21 UTC No. 16073283

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 01:55:12 UTC No. 16073287

>>16073283
lrn to crop

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 01:57:05 UTC No. 16073290

>>16073259
Glass the Earth, demigod war eventually

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 02:06:12 UTC No. 16073300

https://twitter.com/Harry__Stranger/status/1768094802590175323
>A very high resolution satellite image of Starship on the launch pad ahead of a possible flight in less than 10 hours. The image was captured nearly 2hrs after Ship 29 performed a spin prime test on the Monday.

https://spacefromspace.com/satellite-images/spacex-starbase-launch-site-flight-3-20240311

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 02:25:09 UTC No. 16073320

might have been posted in the last thread but I didn't see it, new starbase flyover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2zU6bjahl4

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 02:27:23 UTC No. 16073324

Has there ever been an attempt to make a rocket engine like this, but instead of achieving fusion, it achieves fission? A sort of inertial confinement fission drive?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 02:28:59 UTC No. 16073328

>>16073324
I want to achieve fursion with Krystal

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 02:31:47 UTC No. 16073332

>>16073259
Cock rocket will explode, seals will clap, screenshot it.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 02:32:14 UTC No. 16073333

>>16073324
Fission doesn't need laser-inertial confinement, you just bang roggs together. I guess the closest would be a Nuclear Lightbulb / Closed Cycle Gas Core NTR where a gas core reactor is physically contained by a giant quartz crystal that transfers heat and UV+xrays to the LH2 on the outside.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 02:34:04 UTC No. 16073335

>>16073332
Off by one.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 02:42:22 UTC No. 16073343

>>16073333
Well that's my point though, by using inertial confinement. You could get an extremely powerful gas core like fission propulsion system without requiring all of the wacky batshit crazy engineering to keep them from exploding constantly. You would remove the constraints of having to worry about the walls melting or flushing out unused uranium. And unlike fusion ICF, you don't need massive fuck off lasers to do the near impossible (nuclear fusion), you can probably really easily achieve nuclear fission with some basic lasers and a basic setup fuel pellet.

So now you get an ICF fission reactor that can achieve ISP's in the 10,000's of seconds and thrust levels in the 1,000,000's of newtons all without worrying about the reactor itself exploding because there is no reactor. Just a pretty capable torch drive based on basic bitch fission.

>>16073328
Yes

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 02:48:28 UTC No. 16073351

>>16073343
Anon, laser confinement IS wacky crazy engineering. Nobody EVER does it when they can use solid walls.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 02:58:16 UTC No. 16073360

I'm advertising /sfg/ on the /pol/ threads about this starship launch.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 02:59:17 UTC No. 16073361

>>16073360
TYSM!

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:00:19 UTC No. 16073364

>wake up an hour and a half early for a launch that will be scrubbed
>sleep in and miss something cool and historic
The time I set my alarm for determines tomorrow morning's launch events, I am as God.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:01:00 UTC No. 16073365

>>16073360
You do this every time do you really need to tell us? Its like clockwork

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:01:35 UTC No. 16073368

>>16073364
I have already determined the outcome (scrub) because I am not sleeping tonight and will be wrecking my sleep schedule

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:03:32 UTC No. 16073369

>>16073351
they do when the solid walls melt.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:04:34 UTC No. 16073371

what time is the launch?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:05:15 UTC No. 16073372

Is there a confirmed time yet for launch?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:08:32 UTC No. 16073374

>>16073371
Friday

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:08:39 UTC No. 16073375

>>16073372
T-336 hours

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:09:15 UTC No. 16073376

>>16073371
>>16073372
https://nextspaceflight.com/launches/details/7363

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:09:33 UTC No. 16073377

>>16073360
bitch why

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:13:47 UTC No. 16073383

>>16073259
Here from /pol/. Let’s go!

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:15:57 UTC No. 16073385

>>16073320
where is the flame trench supposed to be? or are those pieces for some sort of diverter to go under the OLM?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:16:31 UTC No. 16073386

>>16073385
its burried for now

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:21:22 UTC No. 16073395

KABOOM

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:21:42 UTC No. 16073398

>>16073386
For the new launch mount or excavating under the first one?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:23:10 UTC No. 16073400

>>16073398
at Masseys for ship SF

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:24:46 UTC No. 16073404

>>16073377
I’m from /pol/ and I love SpaceX and space. Even if it’s fake

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:32:41 UTC No. 16073414

Imagine what can be done when we can just drop 50 tons on mars without having to pack every possible instrument into 1 ton

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:33:46 UTC No. 16073417

STARSHIP IFT-3 WILL SUCSEED! ENDING NUMBERS MATCH AND PROVE IT!

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:33:59 UTC No. 16073418

>>16073371
Kys noa

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:34:31 UTC No. 16073419

>>16073417
It will fail and all the spacex shills will claim it's a success like always

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:35:01 UTC No. 16073421

>>16073417
Fail, fuck you for ruining launch.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:36:03 UTC No. 16073422

>>16073417
pippers

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:39:28 UTC No. 16073425

>>16073287
okay, but it's going to take some practice

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:42:10 UTC No. 16073427

>>16073324
>>16073343
Here liek dis:

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:51:38 UTC No. 16073431

>>16073324
That's basically Zubrin's Nuclear Salt Water Rocket

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:57:15 UTC No. 16073435

>>16073427
To add, you can even induce a sheared flow to the propellant so that the pellet stays in the center as it heads towards the point of criticality.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:05:21 UTC No. 16073442

please don't explode too early, it's getting boring

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:06:14 UTC No. 16073443

kino, too bad its gonna scrub tomorrow

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:07:06 UTC No. 16073444

>>16073417
Holy shit you saved SpaceX
>ends in 17
>Posted 17 minutes ago

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:11:51 UTC No. 16073446

The everyday astronaut is live now

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:13:12 UTC No. 16073448

>>16073446
i was hoping he was dead

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:15:47 UTC No. 16073449

g'night /sfg/
see you all early tomorrow

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:20:21 UTC No. 16073455

>boss just called and told me to come in 2 hours early/will miss the launch due to a last minute meeting
lol

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:20:25 UTC No. 16073456

attached my phone to my telescope with a 3d printed mount and pointed it at the ISS just to see what would look like. I thought these were lens flares on a white dot but I think I'm looking at a basic outline of the ISS

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:21:05 UTC No. 16073457

>>16073456
bro, space is fake.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:21:45 UTC No. 16073459

>>16073456

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:22:11 UTC No. 16073461

>>16073444
Wasted trips kys

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:25:25 UTC No. 16073463

>>16073461
>>16073444
samefag

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:27:02 UTC No. 16073464

>>16073463
Fail

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:44:05 UTC No. 16073482

>>16073463

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:47:06 UTC No. 16073487

kerosene + hydrogen peroxide>liquid methane/liquid hydrogen + liquid oxygen

fite me

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:48:22 UTC No. 16073490

>>16073417
kys pipnig

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 05:05:01 UTC No. 16073512

>>16073417
Cute girl

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 05:13:19 UTC No. 16073527

if repeating digits, starship will explode.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 05:18:06 UTC No. 16073535

>>16073527
>not one repeating digit

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 05:20:17 UTC No. 16073540

>>16073535
if repeating digits, starship explodes and kills people as a result

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 05:26:04 UTC No. 16073546

>>16073540
thank you for blessing the launch

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 05:28:04 UTC No. 16073549

Really looking forward to things tomorrow lads :)

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 05:31:30 UTC No. 16073551

>>16073263
I want her to beat and rape me half to death.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 05:34:45 UTC No. 16073559

>>16073455
Lmao imagine being this much of a cuck

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 05:41:06 UTC No. 16073569

what's the launch time exactly? trying to do gay timezone conversions from ausfailia

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 05:42:49 UTC No. 16073570

>>16073527
>>16073540
stupid frogposter

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 05:44:23 UTC No. 16073573

>>16073569
Window opens at 12:00PM UTC

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 05:47:54 UTC No. 16073576

>>16073569
It's in 6 hours

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 05:49:03 UTC No. 16073577

>>16073283
I know starship has nearly double the thrust at liftoff but something about those big dirty F1s with the big orange kerosene flames created a spectacle.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 05:50:32 UTC No. 16073579

>>16073570

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 06:01:20 UTC No. 16073587

>>16073576
based ill stay up then.

im in the hospital right now because I can't breathe properly so I hope I don't die before the first successful starship launch

if I do die, kill all martians, birds, beetles, ocelots, FAAfags, boingsisters, bloriginers, 5s, ESGs, earthers and nuclearfags for me bros

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 06:12:53 UTC No. 16073596

>>16073569
I know it'll be 10.30pm here in Adelaide, which is 11pm if you're a filthy east coaster. Or 10pm in Queensland, even though Brisbane is 1400km further east than Adelaide because daylight savings says fuck you and your logic for 6 months out of the year.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 06:19:25 UTC No. 16073602

>>16073596
>Queenslanders have a stupid timezone
>SA has the stupidest timezone on earth (muh half hour)
no wonder the crown shipped you off

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 06:23:40 UTC No. 16073603

>>16073602
Learn to read, I wasn't criticizing the croc shaggers for their timezone, I was criticizing daylight savings (which SA has and QLD doesn't) for being retarded.

>shipped you off
SA wasn't founded as a penal colony and never took in any convicts, unlike all the others. We're the only free state.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 06:35:56 UTC No. 16073608

>>16073603
you're the worst of all of us, you're basically all seventh sons of seventh sons, the flotsam of the sewage run off of the called aristocracy of Britain. Victoria should have annexed you.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 06:41:14 UTC No. 16073613

what's plan b

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 06:46:20 UTC No. 16073616

>>16073613
fireworks

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 06:52:20 UTC No. 16073620

>Mostly cloudy, with a high near 78. Breezy, with a south southeast wind 14 to 18 mph, with gusts as high as 26 mph.
If they launch the likelihood of good ground tracking footage is pretty low.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 06:56:02 UTC No. 16073623

if only you knew how bad things really are

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 06:58:42 UTC No. 16073625

>>16073620
Is the WB-57 scheduled?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 06:58:55 UTC No. 16073626

i need more rideshare porn

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 06:59:21 UTC No. 16073627

Singles and the launch time will be delayed until tomorrow

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 07:05:01 UTC No. 16073629

Does anyone have the X stream link? It was posted few days ago here with the Starship date being the 14th.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 07:06:54 UTC No. 16073631

~5 hrs from now

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 07:07:57 UTC No. 16073633

>>16073629
https://twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1LyxBnOvzvOxN

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 07:10:15 UTC No. 16073637

Pad clear

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 07:10:26 UTC No. 16073638

>>16073633
Nice, roughly going live in ~4 hours. Someone should make a thread when that happens.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 07:20:20 UTC No. 16073641

>>16073638
I will. I've been making the spacex launch threads for like 7 years now

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 07:38:01 UTC No. 16073649

>>16073620
if only they had on board cameras...

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 07:39:11 UTC No. 16073651

Invest in cloud removing technology

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 07:52:12 UTC No. 16073652

>People trying for digits in a 2 posts per minute board and failing
Get the fuck off my /sci/ and /sfg/, tourists. I blame boardfag.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:02:10 UTC No. 16073659

ok anons
I'm going to stay up
what should I do in the meantime

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:06:28 UTC No. 16073661

>>16073633
>doesn't work without account
fuck you elon bitch bastard lasagna

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:07:31 UTC No. 16073664

>>16073659
You should be edging for the launch

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:09:24 UTC No. 16073665

>>16073659
go clean your room you filthy animal

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:10:35 UTC No. 16073666

>>16073360
stop you fuck

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:12:18 UTC No. 16073668

>>16073659
then clean your kitchen

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:13:00 UTC No. 16073669

>>16073659
listen to irish folk music

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:14:07 UTC No. 16073670

>>16073360
Thank you for taking the torch from me :)

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:14:10 UTC No. 16073671

>>16073661
Not working right now, but i've watched some Starlink launches on "X" not logged in.
I think it only works once the stream has started.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:17:13 UTC No. 16073674

>>16073668
yeah alright mom

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:21:15 UTC No. 16073679

I.... am ready.
I've been here since the very beginning. San Pedro, hopper, all that. It's been a journey, /sfg/. I wonder how many of you have also been hanging around sci rocket threads since ~2017?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:22:00 UTC No. 16073681

>>16073659
ejaculate at least twice so that you achieve a high level of post nut clarity before the launch, allowing you to truly appreciate it

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:23:16 UTC No. 16073682

>>16073360
Great, a bunch of underage subhuman tourists

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:25:24 UTC No. 16073684

>>16073633
>>16073661
>>16073671
Yeah, it worked for flight 2 like that, but I think the link that worked then was a link to a post, rather than the /i/broadcasts/ garbage.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:28:35 UTC No. 16073685

>>16073684
https://twitter.com/SpaceX/status/1765037578343121372

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:29:29 UTC No. 16073686

ok people, let's see what this tin can can do

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:31:37 UTC No. 16073688

snacks: ready
launch thread: ready to post
sfg: fullscreen

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:33:23 UTC No. 16073691

does anybody have the launch stream link still?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:34:39 UTC No. 16073692

>>16073691
posted it here >>16073685
orrr you watch it here :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62LcUyKITjA

I will have the usual other livestreams in the launch thread of course

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:42:14 UTC No. 16073696

>>16073368
I accidentally slept from 2pm to 8 pm so now I'm just in hell
>>16073579
stupid frogposter
>>16073679
yeah

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:59:50 UTC No. 16073709

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:01:25 UTC No. 16073710

>>16073709
Why not both?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:01:58 UTC No. 16073711

Guys, I just got a sneak peak at the SpaceX launch of the Starship, it's not looking good.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:02:37 UTC No. 16073713

>>16073710
BILLIONS FOR MARS
TRILLIONS FOR THE EARTH

WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF EARTH

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:04:19 UTC No. 16073714

>>16073711
the sun doesn't have sunglasses? really?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:04:22 UTC No. 16073715

>>16073713
Stop the Artemis program, we need to protect the Earth instead of doing a moon landing

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:06:05 UTC No. 16073717

>>16073715
protect it from what? ourselves? seems to be a reasonable solution to just move ourselves to mars then. no more people around to be fucking up the earth.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:06:05 UTC No. 16073718

>>16073713
>>16073709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9qWYUH5x3k
MARS FOR THE RICH

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:08:45 UTC No. 16073720

I like smoke and lightning

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:11:44 UTC No. 16073727

does starship have any reaction wheels? how will they turn it in space?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:14:11 UTC No. 16073732

Tomorrow the weather is much more positive

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:14:25 UTC No. 16073733

>>16073727
no
RCS
how? RCS controllers in real life are much smarter than the RCS controllers in KSP

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:14:35 UTC No. 16073734

>>16073727
starlink sats have reaction wheels. so they have experience with them.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:17:16 UTC No. 16073737

Are we go for launch ?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:18:48 UTC No. 16073740

>>16073737
we are not confirmed as not go

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:19:04 UTC No. 16073741

>>16073737
The launch is in 3 hours anon

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:19:11 UTC No. 16073742

>>16073737
biggest hurdle is weather now, isn't it? somebody pull up the aviation weather forecasts

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:19:53 UTC No. 16073745

>>16073709
good to know he's still repeating 105iq takes he picked up from the new york times editorial page like they're his original nougats of wisdom dispensed upon the yearning masses

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:20:24 UTC No. 16073746

>>16073737
Kilt 4 standing by.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:20:28 UTC No. 16073747

>>16073733
reaction wheels are also far more limited in real life

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:21:30 UTC No. 16073748

>>16073742
can we remove weather?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:21:32 UTC No. 16073749

Isla Blanca Park parking has already a 100m waiting line

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:21:33 UTC No. 16073750

>>16073746
quit shitposting and get me the aviation weather forecast for boca chica, scott

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:22:28 UTC No. 16073752

>>16073749

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:22:34 UTC No. 16073754

>>16073749
just sneak in, can't be that hard to disguise yourself as a beetle

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:23:37 UTC No. 16073756

>>16073733
RCS controllers in ksp can be pretty smart if you mess around with the attitude adjustment settings in mechjeb and don't have retarded placement

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:23:51 UTC No. 16073757

SCRUBBBBBBBBBB
https://twitter.com/Robbies315/status/1768179262668845112
according to literally who

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:24:29 UTC No. 16073760

I've got 5 bucks riding on this piece of shit making orbit. Don't fail me again Elon.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:24:43 UTC No. 16073761

>>16073757
lying about the event being cancelled is the oldest trick in crowd control

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:25:42 UTC No. 16073764

>>16073760
it's not going to make orbit tho. Not even the periapsis is above the ground.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:26:01 UTC No. 16073765

>>16073752
I wanna be a part of it bros. I feel left out :(

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:26:02 UTC No. 16073766

>>16073761
this

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:26:49 UTC No. 16073768

>>16073765
I'm waiting for first tower catch to go watch in person

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:26:57 UTC No. 16073770

>>16073764
including the deorbit burn is enough dv to put it in orbit

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:27:31 UTC No. 16073773

>>16073760
It's a suborbital flight so you're destitute either way

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:27:43 UTC No. 16073774

>>16073757
space is cancelled
everyone back to work

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:27:47 UTC No. 16073775

>>16073765
you are part of the sfg party fren

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:27:50 UTC No. 16073776

>>16073770
hmm, true.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:28:48 UTC No. 16073780

>>16073776
giving a shit is stupid, arbitrary and pedantic so you should not give a shit

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:29:42 UTC No. 16073783

>>16073760
don't worry anon. i still haven't paid out on my bet that new shepard would make it to orbit.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:30:00 UTC No. 16073784

>>16073760
based retard

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:31:21 UTC No. 16073788

>>16073750
He is too busy being on the NSF stream. I hope they at least pay him.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:32:29 UTC No. 16073792

>>16073764
>>16073773
>>16073784
I know niggers but you fucking know what I mean.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:32:45 UTC No. 16073793

WE ARE GOING

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:32:57 UTC No. 16073794

it's a superorbital flight

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:34:01 UTC No. 16073797

it's a hop

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:34:37 UTC No. 16073798

20 knot ground speed forecast. Not great, not terrible. High/low patterns look good. Altitude winds should be good.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:35:59 UTC No. 16073801

From Mexico

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:36:41 UTC No. 16073803

>>16073801
I'm glad Mexicans are interested in cool rockets

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:37:17 UTC No. 16073804

>>16073798
So what about windshear.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:37:30 UTC No. 16073805

> it’s a bit windy so we need to scrub episode

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:38:02 UTC No. 16073808

>>16073775
Thanks fren
We will witness history

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:39:07 UTC No. 16073810

wind shear is not that bad

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:40:12 UTC No. 16073812

What's your bets for this time
>another separation failure
>suborbital but SS doesn't make it down
>both stages reach the water

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:41:56 UTC No. 16073814

>>16073812
Sep successful, booster soft landing ok, ship makes targets but fails entry

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:42:11 UTC No. 16073815

>>16073812
Slightly further along than last time before RUD.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:42:19 UTC No. 16073816

dedicated launch thread when?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:42:23 UTC No. 16073817

>>16073812
complete success. remember ift2 would have worked, they just made an oopsie with their method for accounting for not having a payload.
this stack has 1000s of changes. why wouldnt it work?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:42:26 UTC No. 16073819

>>16073812
Both stages reach the water. Unfortunately for SN28, it's the shit infested waters.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:42:41 UTC No. 16073820

>>16073812
I'm feeling optimistic, I'm saying SS reaches the water but explodes on impact

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:43:25 UTC No. 16073821

>>16073816
I want to wait maybe one more bong before posting the launch thread, you never know about these last minute scrubs. But chances look good.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:44:36 UTC No. 16073822

SS will not make it back, too many tiles will fall off. Integration monkeys are still fucking useless at tile attachment.

t. knower

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:44:48 UTC No. 16073823

>>16073816
There is no launch until Insprucker chimes in.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:44:51 UTC No. 16073824

>>16073812
I vote for RUD during reentry

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:45:33 UTC No. 16073826

>>16073812
raptors fail to light for the deorbit burn on SS and the landing burn on SH

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:46:10 UTC No. 16073829

IFT3 needs to work this time , like it should not trigger an anomaly in FAA's eyes. SpaceX cant afford to waste another 3-4 months for another launch

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:47:01 UTC No. 16073831

>>16073829
FAA said that if it fails to safely splash down, they'll count it as an anomly.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:47:46 UTC No. 16073832

>>16073829
does FAA stop caring at a certain point in flight? would a re entry anomaly trigger another FAA license process boondoggle?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:48:02 UTC No. 16073835

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:48:21 UTC No. 16073836

>>16073812
Blows up at hot staging because they got lucky last time and there's as yet unpredicted physics involved, fire in Ship engine bay knocks out avionics and as a result altitude undershoots before AFTS fires.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:49:20 UTC No. 16073838

>>16073816
>>16073821
at least wait until the official stream starts

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:50:27 UTC No. 16073839

vibes

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:52:09 UTC No. 16073841

>>16073812
I believe in a full success

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:52:46 UTC No. 16073843

>>16073263
why didn't you guys tell me you were hiding tomboy muscle waifus in these threads

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:55:48 UTC No. 16073847

>>16073843
yeah

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:55:57 UTC No. 16073848

>>16073843
Rocket waifus are a point of contention in these threads

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:56:27 UTC No. 16073849

ULA sniper is in position. Time for Tory to destroy Elon once and for all

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:56:42 UTC No. 16073850

>>16073848
>point of contention
We have a couple of tourists who can't stop REEE'ing, sure.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:57:01 UTC No. 16073852

>>16073843
Nobody was hiding them

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:57:03 UTC No. 16073853

>>16073848
Only by seething furry pedos

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:57:24 UTC No. 16073855

>>16073849
>inb4 Houthi rocket takes out starship

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:57:32 UTC No. 16073856

>>16073848
kek is the schizo still around? I haven't been here lately

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:59:42 UTC No. 16073861

>>16073812
It will fly outside its flight path and explode through the FTS

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:02:02 UTC No. 16073866

bong govt advertising the launch, cool

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:03:45 UTC No. 16073869

>>16073866
>UK space agency
oxymoronic
cool logo tho

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:04:16 UTC No. 16073870

I can't lie lads, I got a BAAAAD feeling about this flight

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:05:30 UTC No. 16073872

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZSTkunGczI

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:06:48 UTC No. 16073875

>>16073870
sn8 good
sn9 bad
sn10 good
sn11 bad
sn15 good
ift1 bad
ift2 good
ift3 ....

mmmmmmh

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:07:21 UTC No. 16073876

>>16073870
If explodes on the launchpad it’s over

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:07:29 UTC No. 16073877

>>16073870
Pretty sheepish thing to say

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:07:59 UTC No. 16073879

>>16073875
ift1 was pretty good tho

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:08:20 UTC No. 16073880

RADAR HAS DETECTED AN OCELOT IN THE RESTRICTED ZONE

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:08:28 UTC No. 16073881

THE HAND OF GOD

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:08:52 UTC No. 16073882

>>16073848
Pinup decals = heterosexual
Anthropomorphized machines = homosexual
That's all there is to it.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:09:51 UTC No. 16073883

ok I did the dishes

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:09:57 UTC No. 16073884

THERE IS A BEETLE 150FT AWAY FROM THE PAD . SHUT SPACEX DOWN NOW !!!

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:10:22 UTC No. 16073887

SpaceX's Starship test 3 aims to push the boundaries of the super heavy launch vehicle in several ways. Here are the key objectives:

Successful burns of both stages: This is a core goal, ensuring both the Super Heavy booster and Starship upper stage fire their engines effectively during ascent.
Testing Starship's functionalities: This includes opening and closing the payload door, a critical function for future cargo and crew missions.
In-space propellant transfer: Demonstrating the ability to transfer fuel between tanks while in space is crucial for Starship's reusability and missions requiring long durations in orbit.
First ever Raptor engine relight in space: Relighting engines in space allows for maneuvers and course corrections, a vital capability for future missions.
Controlled reentry and splashdown: Starship needs to safely reenter the atmosphere and achieve a controlled ocean landing.
This test flight also features a new trajectory with a splashdown target in the Indian Ocean. This path allows SpaceX to attempt new maneuvers like in-space engine burns while maintaining public safety.

Overall, this mission is a significant step in developing Starship's capabilities for future space exploration, including NASA's Artemis missions.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:11:05 UTC No. 16073888

thanks claude

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:11:14 UTC No. 16073890

i'm glad nsf has all these ecelebs ready to step in and explain basic facts to me

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:13:22 UTC No. 16073892

>NSF livestream is so soi that the estronaut is actually better
wild

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:14:28 UTC No. 16073893

>>16073890
>>16073892
>not watching everyday astronaut

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:15:07 UTC No. 16073894

What is the comfiest stream ? Labpadre?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:15:31 UTC No. 16073896

>Starbase range security boat Defender I is outbound from Port Isabel

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:15:49 UTC No. 16073897

>>16073892
Of all the spacex fanboy channels estronaut has always been the best and I don't understand why everyone dislikes him. I wouldn't even play NSF's streams to guantanamo prisoners, that would be too inhumane

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:15:58 UTC No. 16073898

>>16073894
Virtual YouTube Clear Usui, she is my wife so be nice to her

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:16:41 UTC No. 16073900

>>16073897
because of the pickle incident, anon.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:17:06 UTC No. 16073902

>>16073896
>armed with dual 50.cals

Elon takes his security seriously

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:17:17 UTC No. 16073904

Chopsticks look to be open.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:17:24 UTC No. 16073905

>>16073897
Since he started streaming with that woman his streams have been unwatchable. When he streams alone is fine

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:17:48 UTC No. 16073906

Does it have cameras on it? So we can see the reentry?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:17:49 UTC No. 16073907

>>16073896
OK BOOMERS FISHING TIME IS OVER, GET THE

FUCK

OUT OF THE WATER

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:18:09 UTC No. 16073908

>>16073897
Yeah I don't see anything offensive about him, besides the different colored eyes. Almost as bad as being left-handed

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:18:26 UTC No. 16073909

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:18:31 UTC No. 16073910

>>16073892
Estronaut isn't in it just for the cash, he really enjoys sharing spaceflight with people. When your community is based on milking the cattle, you will have a community of cattle(redditors)
>>16073896
Boomer boat seeking torpedos installed
>>16073905
Is it his GF? I don't get why she has to be a host

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:18:37 UTC No. 16073911

>>16073897
the estronaut epithet almost singlehandedly killed his reputation on here. it's too perfect and too funny, even though he isn't any more onions than the nsf crowd.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:18:50 UTC No. 16073913

>>16073906
>plasma blackout exists
No views on reentry.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:19:02 UTC No. 16073914

>>16073897
He used to be ok apart from the immense soi energy but the random hag he streams with now is insufferable.

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:19:14 UTC No. 16073915

>>16073897
His launch live streams became so shit when that woman became his co-host.

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:20:22 UTC No. 16073916

>>16073910
It's his friend's wife.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:20:43 UTC No. 16073917

Village evacuated
https://twitter.com/bocachicagal/status/1768219939129671689

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:20:45 UTC No. 16073918

>>16073910
>Is it his GF? I don't get why she has to be a host
No , she is the wife from someone from NSF. She just started hanging out in Tim's streams from wharever reason

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:21:28 UTC No. 16073919

>>16073913
>plasma blackout in 2019+5
This is a meme. The shuttle had connectivity all the way down. And now with Starlink it's almost certain

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:21:54 UTC No. 16073920

>>16073905
>>16073914
Is she supposed to be the clueless foil? At least she doesn't have to act.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:21:55 UTC No. 16073921

>>16073919
>UHF comm check

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:22:08 UTC No. 16073923

>>16073921
was about to post this

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:22:09 UTC No. 16073924

>>16073916
>>16073918
I pray she won't be there today

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:23:09 UTC No. 16073927

>>16073916
>>16073918
What a cuck

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:23:15 UTC No. 16073928

>>16073909
It's so hard to tell just how big it is from images like that

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:23:28 UTC No. 16073929

>>16073919
Dragon doesn't have any connection through reentry.
Or does the size of starship help?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:23:40 UTC No. 16073930

For me it’s Marcus houses rundown on Saturdays

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:23:42 UTC No. 16073931

I'm making a burrito. need to stay awake. and I have work today too

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:23:58 UTC No. 16073932

>>16073920
If he wanted a clueless foil he should have hired one of those barely clothed mega booba bimbos from tik tok, at least it would be some eye candy

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:24:01 UTC No. 16073933

BRB
gotta wash my car

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:24:56 UTC No. 16073934

>>16073919
shuttle's gentle reentry profile meant it had less plasma interference than starship's going to have around 60km altitude

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:25:37 UTC No. 16073935

>>16073921
>plasma blackout

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:25:41 UTC No. 16073936

launch thread in 30 bings

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:25:42 UTC No. 16073937

astronaut just said they have starlink and camera capability

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:26:08 UTC No. 16073938

For me, it's Scott Manley posting passive aggressive political statements on twitter.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:26:37 UTC No. 16073941

Wayward boat bros are you ready to fuck shit up?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:27:22 UTC No. 16073943

>>16073941
ULA trawler captain, standing by

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:27:23 UTC No. 16073944

Lunch time!!

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:27:50 UTC No. 16073945

>>16073941
Boomer sama the machine gun boat is out there now it's not worth it bro put the fishing rod away bro

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:28:06 UTC No. 16073946

>>16073930
Oh yea easily the best.

I like Germans too so What About It and Marcus House are the only two I toss a Dollar in the dirt to on the monthly.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:29:05 UTC No. 16073947

"i just can't see a need for an orion drive" - estronaut

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:29:44 UTC No. 16073948

It's over

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:30:30 UTC No. 16073951

>>16073931
>putting wood in a burrito

Is this an american thing? Is it like sawdust or what?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:31:12 UTC No. 16073952

>>16073951
cellulose is good for you, europoor

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:31:25 UTC No. 16073953

>>16072814
They're getting a taste of their own medicine.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:31:28 UTC No. 16073954

>>16073948
why he do it tho

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:31:50 UTC No. 16073956

6AM perfect time for FISHIN.
***gulp** ***gulp** ***gulp**
This white Monster taste fantastic
***BRRRAAAAAPAPAPAPAPAP*
American V8 baby , South padre beach lets go

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:32:33 UTC No. 16073957

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:32:56 UTC No. 16073958

>>16073948
Parachutes are arcane magic that only half a dozen boomers on the planet know how to pack. This is the real reason why retrorepulsive landing is being developed.

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:34:03 UTC No. 16073959

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:34:31 UTC No. 16073960

the methalox pollution's so bad you can't even see the sun. unbelievable the EPA allowed this.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:34:40 UTC No. 16073961

please no more rekt video ... please

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:35:16 UTC No. 16073963

Me taking remote control of Starship crashing it into SF

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:35:26 UTC No. 16073964

any non-cringe stream?
the moment I opened NSF, they're masturbating themselves again

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:36:09 UTC No. 16073966

>>16073964
any non-cringe thread? I guess this one's just goreposting now

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:36:25 UTC No. 16073967

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:36:43 UTC No. 16073968

>>16073964
The best you'll get is estronaut.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:37:12 UTC No. 16073969

>>16073966
The Jannies are around. Report and ignore.

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:37:28 UTC No. 16073970

>>16073966
This musk worshipping thread was always cringe

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:38:17 UTC No. 16073971

At least post something new, this is shit I've already seen.

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:38:32 UTC No. 16073972

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:39:05 UTC No. 16073974

Clean it up, jannies.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:39:08 UTC No. 16073975

>>16073970
Are you really posting gore because you let musk live in your head rent free?

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:39:49 UTC No. 16073976

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:40:11 UTC No. 16073978

>>16073975
the npc wojack “stream rocket launch to brain” flerf spammer linked this thread /pol/. I assume this is a result of that.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:40:17 UTC No. 16073979

>>16073971
This, tbqh. Post chinese villagers being fucked up by hydrazine or smth on topic if you're going to gorepost.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:40:23 UTC No. 16073980

>musk enrages me
>i'm too impotent and feeble to do anything about it
>so i have to rage at my class peers so they know how much i'm suffering (victimhood is a moral virtue right)

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:40:25 UTC No. 16073981

>>16073930
marcus is a moron
>>16073946
what about it is okay.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:40:59 UTC No. 16073982

>>16073929
it's more that being able to glue starlink dishes to the side helps, plus being able to use frequencies that aren't entirely blocked by plasma

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:41:14 UTC No. 16073983

I’m stuck in work whats happening?
Is it looking for launch on time?

Streams have ruined these threads as an info stream

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:41:17 UTC No. 16073984

>>16073980
kek

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:41:29 UTC No. 16073985

Average sfg kike musk worshipper

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:41:31 UTC No. 16073986

>>16073982
Why even care about a minute of no comms? I don’t think it makes a difference

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:42:06 UTC No. 16073987

Damn I didn't know Musk was so powerful that he could melt people's brains

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:42:16 UTC No. 16073989

>>16073982
Well I guess we'll hopefully see if we do get any shots. It would be sick.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:42:19 UTC No. 16073991

>>16073975
100% a twitter tranny

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:42:26 UTC No. 16073992

>>16073983
SpaceX hasn't said a peep. Everything looks go for launch otherwise. Evacuations. Aircraft activity. Downrange policing. etc

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:42:29 UTC No. 16073993

>>16073986
because I want uninterrupted live views all the way down
also if your shit breaks up during blackout, you have no idea why

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:42:32 UTC No. 16073994

>>16073983
Looks that way!
Launch thread will be up in a bit

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:42:42 UTC No. 16073995

At least post spaceflight faggot

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:43:06 UTC No. 16073996

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:43:17 UTC No. 16073998

>>16073959
actual Darwin award. why on earth did he do that?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:43:35 UTC No. 16074000

>>16073995
bro I had this thread open at work and now I’m fired, thanks a lot

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:44:36 UTC No. 16074001

>>16073978
yep

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:45:25 UTC No. 16074002

hullo says they're behind schedule for a 7 AM launch with the GSE

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:46:06 UTC No. 16074004

>>16073996
Nerve gas?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:46:06 UTC No. 16074005

I hate gore so much ... some people from here are so sick , take a walk, take a breath of fresh air , touch grass

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:47:33 UTC No. 16074007

Coool , IR cam with spots for the coldest and hottest point

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:48:00 UTC No. 16074008

>>16073978
you can tell its from /pol/ because its the same videos always spammed there
someone should have hired the ULA sniper to kill the boardfag years ago

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:48:20 UTC No. 16074009

>>16073930
ye he's the only one that doesn't make me feel dread listening to

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:48:48 UTC No. 16074010

Great thread

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:49:24 UTC No. 16074013

Man I wish I had some ciders for this launch. Instead I'll be stuck drinking trashy basic whiskey.
>>16073577
>those big dirty F1s
This sounds unnecessarily sexual.

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:49:26 UTC No. 16074014

>>16074011
>>16074011
>>16074011
Bump limit, new thread!

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:49:45 UTC No. 16074015

OLM Vent and Tower Vent.

Polling to prop load is coming up next.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:49:55 UTC No. 16074016

>>16074014
Go fuck yourself, tourist.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:53:22 UTC No. 16074020

>>16073964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxI5ip72XVc

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:55:13 UTC No. 16074022

T-1h:05min

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:56:02 UTC No. 16074023

reminder: if this mission doesn't go PERFECTLY then starship will have more failures in 3 launches than shuttle had in 135

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:56:49 UTC No. 16074025

>>16074023
Starship is not in operational mode right now. Test failures doesnt count

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:56:58 UTC No. 16074026

Lets Gooo

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:57:09 UTC No. 16074027

>>16074023
And zero astronauts killed

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:58:36 UTC No. 16074028

>>16074023
Starship failures don't lose lives and put the project on hold for years so no.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:59:22 UTC No. 16074030

>>16074025
Cope

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:59:27 UTC No. 16074031

>>16074025
shuttle had 4 launches before it was operational. it went 4/4.
>>16074027
>>16074028
hey, nobody ever said you could achieve greatness without taking a few risks.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:00:27 UTC No. 16074034

launch thread: >>16074033
less than 30 minutes to stream start.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:01:42 UTC No. 16074039

>>16074031
>"The orbiter is not an operational vehicle and they need to stop treating it like one," [Former astronaut John Young] said during a visit to Georgia Tech, where he graduated in aerospace engineering in 1952. "This is still an experimental vehicle. STS-107 [Columbia's final flight] proved that pretty well."

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:02:04 UTC No. 16074040

>>16074007
Remote temperature measurement of reflective metal surfaces is generally not a good idea.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:02:45 UTC No. 16074042

>shittle
>greatness
Lmao.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:02:47 UTC No. 16074043

>>16074031
Counterargument : Shuttle didnt use iterative design for its test process. Nasa style involved having a "perfect" vehicle ready from day 1.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:03:48 UTC No. 16074045

T-1h

ITS GABBENING

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:04:53 UTC No. 16074047

Fucking hell, Marcus House really let himself go. I miss when he used to make KSP tutorials

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:06:58 UTC No. 16074053

>>16074047
>Marcus House
He "indeed" has an extremely punchable face

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:07:17 UTC No. 16074055

>Weather is 70% favorable
its ogre

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:08:05 UTC No. 16074056

>>16074055
70% is an F in my book. but F stands for Favorable...

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:08:25 UTC No. 16074057

>>16074055
better than i expected

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:17:02 UTC No. 16074071

Starship full stack orbital launch starts in 10 minutes, yet /sfg/ is dead.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:18:09 UTC No. 16074072

>>16074071
Pushed back 30 minutes, oort cloud poster.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:18:41 UTC No. 16074073

>>16073996
what gas causes this? ether?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:19:20 UTC No. 16074074

>>16074073
Nerve gas.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:19:43 UTC No. 16074077

>>16073996
Spaceflight?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:20:42 UTC No. 16074079

>>16073964
Labpadre
Official spacex
Clear

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:22:50 UTC No. 16074082

>rekt spamming
>new thread at bumplimit
>anthro fags still at it
it's shizo time

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:23:12 UTC No. 16074083

>>16074023
Unless Elon takes a dozen astronauts out behind the tower and shoots them in the head, SpaceX wins on the failure metric so far.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:23:29 UTC No. 16074084

sniff sniff

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:23:36 UTC No. 16074085

>>16074002
hullo probably isn't up to date on the pad upgrades that have shortened prep

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:29:15 UTC No. 16074092

>>16074084
What's the Indian Ocean looking like?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:31:18 UTC No. 16074100

>>16074082
Israel will grow larger

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:35:16 UTC No. 16074106

embarassing thread

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:36:18 UTC No. 16074108

we need more space stuff in the Brownsville area, SpaceX isn't enough

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:37:47 UTC No. 16074111

Launch thread is stickied!

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:38:43 UTC No. 16074112

>>16074084
>boats fail to get out the exclusion zone
>spacex forced to postpone launch
>repeat with another chinese boat for each launch attempt
>starship permanently grounded
why aren't the ccp doing this, it'd be so easy

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:39:19 UTC No. 16074114

I woke up early for this, so it'll be scrubbed.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:39:28 UTC No. 16074115

>>16074092
Dunno. Maritetraffic is free only for ships that reach land based receivers.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:41:21 UTC No. 16074118

>>16074112
Because they like having access to ports for their cheap shit.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:43:24 UTC No. 16074121

There's no way the glowies are gonna send it on first go
They need to build the anticipation first

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:46:34 UTC No. 16074130

>Stream pushed back another 30 minutes
Not looking good.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:49:35 UTC No. 16074142

doesn't look that windy based on the clouds of vented gas

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:49:47 UTC No. 16074143

>>16074118
>no i no understan, i am simpre chinese fisherman lookin for tasty feesh i go rost, wha u meen cee cee pee?
no way to prove otherwise

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:51:04 UTC No. 16074151

what's a good stream without people grifting and reading out paypiggy messages?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:51:44 UTC No. 16074154

>>16074151
SpaceX on X

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:51:48 UTC No. 16074155

>>16074151
Unironically Clear

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:52:06 UTC No. 16074157

>>16074151
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1LyxBnOvzvOxN

Wait for the official one.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:53:08 UTC No. 16074165

>>16074033
>>16074033
>>16074033
>>16074033
>>16074033

Flight 3 Launch thread btw.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:54:09 UTC No. 16074171

>>16074165
We know how to find a sticky, tourist. Now fuck off.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:54:20 UTC No. 16074175

>>16074157
Fucking Xitter

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:55:09 UTC No. 16074180

>>16074175
not live yet

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:55:13 UTC No. 16074181

FUCKING BOATS

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:55:47 UTC No. 16074186

>>16074155
clear?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:57:34 UTC No. 16074194

>>16074171
It’s actually the other way around lol. Used to be there was no sfg, just launch threads

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:59:58 UTC No. 16074202

>>16074092
There are two Xiang Yang Hong-class "survey" vessels operating off of India right now, one of which was monitoring an Indian missile test a few days ago. All of the Yuan Wang rocket trackers seem to be in port or in Chinese waters

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:01:59 UTC No. 16074214

>>16073623
heh, I recognize this: it's the KAIROS payload that was successfully deployed! (explosively)
y'know, launch failures tend to come in clusters of three....

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:02:40 UTC No. 16074218

>>16074143
sink them with 20mm armor piercing fired at 6000 rpm from M61 Vulcans, no more chink.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:02:56 UTC No. 16074220

>>16074175
https://www.spacex.com/launches/mission/?missionId=starship-flight-3

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:04:33 UTC No. 16074230

>>16074186
I guess he's refering to the turbocringe "space" vtuber that mentally ill trannies ususally spam here

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:04:59 UTC No. 16074231

How come Florida rarely has the boat issue?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:05:58 UTC No. 16074240

>>16074231
They have been doing launches for some time.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:07:14 UTC No. 16074245

>>16074240
Couldn't they just send a Coast Guard vessel to keep boats out?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:08:13 UTC No. 16074250

>>16074245
It's a big sea.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:08:56 UTC No. 16074257

>>16074250
For you

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:09:09 UTC No. 16074260

>>16074231
Florida is enforced by military. Even so, during Crew Demo splashdown, there were plenty of boats roaming nearby

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:15:36 UTC No. 16074296

>>16073847
god that fucking leg literally gets me hard every time, what's wrong with me

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:16:48 UTC No. 16074307

>>16074031
Yeah, all crewed and built with an all up kind of testing philosophy inherited from Apollo you fucking midwit, of course they could not afford them to fail.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:20:13 UTC No. 16074330

>>16074023
Operational shuttle missions lost: 2
Operational Starship missions lost: 0

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:21:48 UTC No. 16074338

I can't stand the voice of the NSF guys, they either sound like 9 year old children or gay men.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:24:30 UTC No. 16074354

>>16074338
They got that soi cadence, Estro at least sounds like a normal human despite the moniker

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:26:34 UTC No. 16074371

One more hour

trust the plan, White Man.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:26:35 UTC No. 16074372

What happened to NSF? Like 15 years ago they were highly respected boomer space autists, now they all have effeminate voices.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:28:13 UTC No. 16074392

>>16074372
s o y overdose

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:29:10 UTC No. 16074398

FUELING

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:29:55 UTC No. 16074405

>>16074372
Boomers retired/died
Autists found a job

So you're left only with the soience faggots. Apart from Daz, who seems like the only normal person there.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:30:19 UTC No. 16074407

>7:59
>8:29
>8:37
>8:52
AHHHHH JUST START THE STREAM

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:31:11 UTC No. 16074416

I'm watching LabPadre, he seems normal and hasn't promoted any hat or tshirt yet.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:31:22 UTC No. 16074420

just woke up. what i miss?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:31:45 UTC No. 16074425

>>16074416
lab padre for commentary, estronaut for good cameras

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:35:54 UTC No. 16074463

>>16074425
is there even a point of nsf anymore? they're annoying and also have bad cameras, worst of both worlds

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:38:09 UTC No. 16074490

>>16074463
You can get a shout out for the low low price of a red superchat (paid in ARS)

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:38:54 UTC No. 16074495

>>16074463
You can pay them money to say your name on the internet

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:39:57 UTC No. 16074506

>>16074463
rover 1 is the only cam labPadre has that's an interesting angle NSF doesn't have. for the most part for everyday tankwatching NSF has better angles

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:40:08 UTC No. 16074507

Starship Gazer is streaming SpaceX Starship Launch Flight 3 Starbase Texas 4 MILES AWAY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnXSTqMP0ZE
lot of wind noise, no talking.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:42:20 UTC No. 16074513

>>16074507
Those clouds are moving fast...

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:46:08 UTC No. 16074544

which live stream are you watching?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:47:20 UTC No. 16074550

>>16074544
The crypto scam one

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:48:18 UTC No. 16074555

>that femoid presenter is not on estronaut's stream today
Thank fuck

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:48:23 UTC No. 16074556

SCRUBBED
C
R
U
B
B
E
D

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:50:48 UTC No. 16074564

>>16074420
another delay

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:51:17 UTC No. 16074565

>>16074556
Glad you took your decennial shower, sweaty.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:51:28 UTC No. 16074566

official stream UP

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:51:38 UTC No. 16074568

SpaceX stream starting

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:51:51 UTC No. 16074573

LIVE
>https://twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1LyxBnOvzvOxN

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:52:27 UTC No. 16074578

>>16074573
pretty fox girl

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:52:41 UTC No. 16074580

LFG

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:53:37 UTC No. 16074587

It's time

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:54:27 UTC No. 16074594

Oh no you guys, it's on fire...

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:54:31 UTC No. 16074596

>it doesn't work logged out
Fuck Xitter. The only reason I don't want it to go bankrupt and fold is that it'd cost Elon money that could go into SpaceX instead.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:54:39 UTC No. 16074597

Love me Kate
Simple as

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:54:59 UTC No. 16074602

>>16074573
does twitter not have a big screen mode that is not fullscreen

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:55:33 UTC No. 16074607

>>16074602
PiP mode is the best twix can do for now.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:55:38 UTC No. 16074609

>>16074597
I have a boyfriend.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:55:50 UTC No. 16074613

>>16074602
You can pop out the video.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:56:06 UTC No. 16074615

Also 4 streams in one: https://multistream.co/p/0sFRvbcF7j-/SpaceX_IFT-3
>>16074544
above
but I can't find the N927NA WB57

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:56:49 UTC No. 16074620

>>16074602
Install windowed floating youtube/every website extension
Might have to hit fullscreen a few times on twitter before you get the prompt to do windowed fullscreen on twitter

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:02:27 UTC No. 16074670

I can't change X stream quality on my phone

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:05:13 UTC No. 16074700

WHERE'S JOHN INSPRUCKER?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:05:29 UTC No. 16074704

>>16074670
have a direct link
https://prod-ec-us-west-2.video.pscp.tv/Transcoding/v1/hls/gBsfBOvU8UeoyLWWRQ5LJLWU4mw5670V1iMlhQAd0Z1rxjEygWsrVEzkhce3HlPa_E9bydVTZ05_nlB72qGyPg/non_transcode/us-west-2/periscope-replay-direct-prod-us-west-2-public/master_dynamic_highlatency.m3u8?type=live

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:06:16 UTC No. 16074722

>>16074700
Who do you think is dealing with the ULA snipers?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:06:27 UTC No. 16074726

>wind is picking up
>delays are because of boatfags

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:06:29 UTC No. 16074727

>>16074609
damn, more like kate ice

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:07:51 UTC No. 16074741

it's over

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:07:58 UTC No. 16074742

>>16074700
He doesn't wake up for scrubs.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:08:04 UTC No. 16074745

>>16073259
There's a hidden Starfox logo in the top right of the OP image if you turn the brightness way up

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:08:18 UTC No. 16074747

SEVENTEEN MINUTES
>>16073897
everyday estronaut is alright but he's kinda retarded and kinda soi

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:09:45 UTC No. 16074763

Uhhh ITAR-bros?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:10:23 UTC No. 16074770

>>16074763
Don't worry. Plumbing is covered up.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:10:30 UTC No. 16074774

>>16074763
LEWD

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:11:10 UTC No. 16074782

>>16073951
it's smoked bacon that's been smoked specifically with smoke from apple wood

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:13:26 UTC No. 16074800

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:17:21 UTC No. 16074836

What's your serious opinion about the chopsticks? I think it's just too absurd

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:17:51 UTC No. 16074839

Kino

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:18:06 UTC No. 16074843

>>16074836
If it is stupid but it works it isn't stupid.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:18:39 UTC No. 16074851

>>16074836
Seems ridiculous but I guess the flip maneuver was ridiculous too

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:18:43 UTC No. 16074853

>>16074836
If they can harden the tower for when they blow up on a botched landing, maybe they'll be ok. If one failure sets them back 8 months each time, they should have went with legs

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:19:00 UTC No. 16074857

>>16074843
the amount of precision they need not to snap the sticks or fuck up the hull

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:19:04 UTC No. 16074860

>>16074836
Landing a booster was too absurd a decade ago, so I don't question spacex now

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:21:01 UTC No. 16074880

>>16074836
It seems absurd at a glance but I think it's actually not as crazy as it sounds. They can do precise landings already with Falcon, and that's with needing to do hoverslams. Superheavy and Starship can hover and have finer control over their thrust.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:21:03 UTC No. 16074881

>winds

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:23:02 UTC No. 16074909

2 minutes

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:23:49 UTC No. 16074920

>Clear: You don't have to follow Elon Musk on X but you should follow the SpaceX account
kek

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:24:07 UTC No. 16074925

>good chance we blow

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:24:19 UTC No. 16074930

1 minute

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:24:26 UTC No. 16074932

>>16074920
good advice

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:25:08 UTC No. 16074952

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:25:33 UTC No. 16074955

WE ARE GOING

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:25:48 UTC No. 16074963

Chunks of concrete flying off..

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:25:48 UTC No. 16074964

woosh

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:26:05 UTC No. 16074972

WE ARE SO GAAAN

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:26:14 UTC No. 16074973

>>16074963
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:26:43 UTC No. 16074981

>>16074963
Good, the more those spics get blasted with debris the better.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:28:19 UTC No. 16075002

Stage separation is a success!!

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:28:44 UTC No. 16075012

buh bye

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:28:45 UTC No. 16075013

POGGIES

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:31:06 UTC No. 16075049

LETS
FUCING
GO

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:32:25 UTC No. 16075073

I fucking kneel Twitterman.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:32:48 UTC No. 16075084

THE ENGINES DIDNT LIGHT

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:32:55 UTC No. 16075088

NO RELIGHT

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:33:10 UTC No. 16075093

Engine relight problems again

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:33:19 UTC No. 16075098

that's supposed to land on chopsticks???? looks like it lost fucking control

only 2 engines relit

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:33:53 UTC No. 16075108

looks like they were losing control of the vehicle during transsonic

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:34:29 UTC No. 16075127

>>16075108
Expect redesign of the gridfins.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:34:58 UTC No. 16075138

Nominal orbital insertion baby

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:35:06 UTC No. 16075141

>>16075127
Wasn't the fins. The engines didn't light

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:35:13 UTC No. 16075144

i only saw 2 engines relit on the booster

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:35:28 UTC No. 16075147

Raptordoomers were right...

De-orbit burn not looking good...

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:35:57 UTC No. 16075157

>>16075141
It started wobbling like a motherfucker prior to engine relight. The current setup does not work as intended.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:36:01 UTC No. 16075159

>>16075138
look at all those tiles. shuttle survived fewer

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:36:06 UTC No. 16075161

>>16075108
Was it transonic? Wasn't the velocity higher?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:36:18 UTC No. 16075166

>expendable starship now operational
DOOOOD
SPACE MEGA TELESCOPES ARE GOING

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:36:19 UTC No. 16075167

This things is suppose to land by being grabbed by two giant chopsticks???? Musk is retarded.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:36:24 UTC No. 16075170

>>16075108
Yeah I assume the gimballing engines were supposed to help maintaining position. the gridfins alone seem to end up overcompensating

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:36:27 UTC No. 16075174

So what's breaking on Starship right now?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:37:00 UTC No. 16075190

>>16075161
~1200km/h, so subsonic.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:37:02 UTC No. 16075192

>>16075157
Maybe it was the high winds

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:37:34 UTC No. 16075205

PEZ door!

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:38:34 UTC No. 16075225

good music choice
waiting warmly

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:38:52 UTC No. 16075232

>two chopsticks btw hehe

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:39:03 UTC No. 16075238

>Elevator muzac
SOVL

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:39:34 UTC No. 16075254

>>16075232
>>16075167
Jeff pls

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:39:46 UTC No. 16075259

I have a feeling it's issues with the fuel intake again. The fuel being sloshed around and pushed up when the booster is falling is causing the engines to not relight. Maybe an issue that they couldn't fix on this booster because it was already assembled

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:39:53 UTC No. 16075264

https://twitter.com/DJSnM/status/1768269068635865402

HULLO GOT A VIDEO

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:39:59 UTC No. 16075268

>>16075174
my boner
>>16075225
very tropical
on the beach on the Rio Grande, sipping a cocktail, waiting for my baby to come back (video from the ship)

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:40:16 UTC No. 16075277

Garbage fucking music

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:40:55 UTC No. 16075292

went out of control because the engines did not relit thus it was faster than usual

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:41:01 UTC No. 16075293

>>16075259
yeah they delayed the fuel slosh from boostback to landing burn, I think they need better control of their attitude once they get subsonic

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:41:18 UTC No. 16075301

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:41:22 UTC No. 16075302

>>16075264
If this was a software issue then lol.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:42:20 UTC No. 16075318

FOD floating around in the fucking payload bay are you kidding me

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:42:29 UTC No. 16075323

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:42:30 UTC No. 16075324

>>16075190
I checked back--it started losing control at around 1500 km/h
Mach 1.21, so yeah, right at the start of transonic regime

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:42:32 UTC No. 16075326

>FOD floating around inside the ship
uh, aviation safety bros???

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:42:33 UTC No. 16075327

kino shot

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:42:54 UTC No. 16075331

lmao, faggots are whining about the music

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:43:03 UTC No. 16075334

>>16075301
Future's looking bright.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:43:04 UTC No. 16075336

>>16075318
hey there's that screwdriver

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:43:14 UTC No. 16075340

>>16075264
thanks for this, they started to get wobbly around Mach 2 and blew up in the transsonic regime during engine relight

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:43:17 UTC No. 16075343

Only 3 engines lit max then 2 shut down
slammed the ocean at 1111km/hr <1km left

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:43:23 UTC No. 16075347

>>16075326
they're injecting micro plastics into the atmosphere

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:43:32 UTC No. 16075352

OH MY GOD TANK INTERIOR WHAT THE FUCCKKKKKK WAAAWAWAAAAA UFUCAJAKK

ACTUAL HISTORICAL KINO

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:43:37 UTC No. 16075355

im so fucking pissed i was waiting for the lunch and was afraid i wouldnt get home by the time it launches, checked that one spacex yuotube stream every once in a while only to find out that it had already launched..... but im happy its done

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:43:44 UTC No. 16075360

the fuck is this elevator music

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:44:06 UTC No. 16075370

>>16075336
Not a boing rocket.

>>16075343
No shit all engines didn't start, it was oscillating like a motherfucker most likely due to the off-axis gridfins not working as intended.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:44:06 UTC No. 16075371

>fucking juarrez dropped a wrench inside the cargo bay again

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:44:15 UTC No. 16075375

Engines definitely failed to relight, but I'm sure there was a problem with the attitude control before then. They definitely want more margin than they had there between the relight and the thing starting to fully tumble.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:44:48 UTC No. 16075385

>>16075293
Could be guidance software. The first F9 landing attempts come to mind. Maybe they need bigger fins, or the winds might have been bad out in the gulf

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:45:20 UTC No. 16075397

its so beatiful....

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:45:31 UTC No. 16075402

>>16075343
Could be worse. It didn't disintegrate. It was mostly pointing the right way.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:45:38 UTC No. 16075403

I'm fucking blind can someone circle the wrench for me?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:46:07 UTC No. 16075407

>>16075264
I yeah looks like they started to lose control at around 2000km/h 5 km up a few seconds before engines start to relight

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:46:27 UTC No. 16075409

>>16075343
o7
You did your best, center engine

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:46:30 UTC No. 16075410

why is the ship SPEENing?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:46:31 UTC No. 16075412

>>16075318
Just like in the LEM

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:46:40 UTC No. 16075416

>>16075352
That's the payload bay interior right?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:46:50 UTC No. 16075420

wait what did they fucking lose control?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:46:54 UTC No. 16075421

HOLY SHIT WHY IS IT SPINNING AAAAIIIEEEEEEEE

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:46:57 UTC No. 16075422

We're all going to make it

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:47:12 UTC No. 16075430

did the door not open? I didn't hear any mention of payload being deployed (and would have expected they showed it)

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:47:15 UTC No. 16075433

>>16075352
is that tank interior? looked like the payload bay
good shit

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:47:35 UTC No. 16075436

Makes me want to press L for Lobby.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:47:41 UTC No. 16075440

>>16075421
Prop transfer simulation tests.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:47:43 UTC No. 16075441

This is a known issue. SpaceX pls fix

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:47:56 UTC No. 16075447

Someone's playing with the controls

>>16075430
no payload, they just opened it for demo

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:47:59 UTC No. 16075448

>>16075403
people are memeing about wrench/screwdiriver, we just saw some unidentifiable thing float by in one of the interior shots

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:48:53 UTC No. 16075463

>>16075375
you can watch it start to oscillate around mach 2 (2000 km/h) and completely lose it once they start to get to the grid fin critical speed (like 1400 km/h)
skipping reentry burns really changes the forces on the system huh

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:49:14 UTC No. 16075469

>>16075447
I thought they said they had a some non-critical nasa sat to launch?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:49:55 UTC No. 16075491

>>16075410
why wouldn't you speeeeen

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:50:04 UTC No. 16075494

PROPELLANT TRANSFER DEMO

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:50:14 UTC No. 16075498

>>16075421
artificial gravity demo

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:50:21 UTC No. 16075500

PROP TRANSFER DEMO

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:50:29 UTC No. 16075504

>>16075469
Nobody said that, it just has a propellant transfer demo

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:51:01 UTC No. 16075513

Man I woke up late and need to get coffee, reentry wen

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:51:03 UTC No. 16075514

Did anyone on the ground get a video of the booster landing burn?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:51:04 UTC No. 16075515

is it viable to start the relight earlier at 6km or so for more control?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:51:10 UTC No. 16075517

HEY THUNDERTRANNYF00T ARE YOU WATCHING OR DID YOU KILL YOURSELF ALREADY?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:51:36 UTC No. 16075522

PROP TRANSFER COMPLETE KEK

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:51:45 UTC No. 16075529

>>16075469
bro they aren't even going to orbit this time, they're intentionally going to 250x50km orbit (which is suborbital) and then doing a boostback to 250x-100km or so, which is enough juice to end up in orbit if they did it in the other direction but won't leave them up there as a hazard if it doesn't work

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:52:09 UTC No. 16075541

>>16075514
landing was miles out in the exclusion zone so probably not

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:52:28 UTC No. 16075547

>>16075522
It's that easy in rocketry.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:53:03 UTC No. 16075562

Is SpaceX giving estro et al some slack? Why wouldn't the commentators explain what is happening. We only get some faint mission control loop mixed with elevator music.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:54:31 UTC No. 16075597

>>16075562
this kinda stream is the best kind of stream, it tells you everything you need to know if you're not a flaming retard and nothing more

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:54:36 UTC No. 16075598

>>16075562
this is a kino experience that can only be made better with more reliable video from the bay.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:55:10 UTC No. 16075608

>>16075562
>We only get some faint mission control loop mixed with elevator music.
way more kino than soi commentators talking about godzilla or whatever

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:55:13 UTC No. 16075611

ENGINE CHILL STARTED

THEY'ER GONNA DO IT

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:55:19 UTC No. 16075616

I propose a new division in the history of human kind, we are now in the year 0 A.S.S.
(After Star Ship)

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:55:36 UTC No. 16075620

>>16075522
wtf how did they test this? what were they transfering prop to?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:55:47 UTC No. 16075627

look at it speen
wtf is that clear in the bay?!

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:56:10 UTC No. 16075639

>>16075620
just the header tank

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:56:47 UTC No. 16075650

stop fucking spinning it's making me nervous especially with the elevator music

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:56:54 UTC No. 16075652

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:57:11 UTC No. 16075654

spaceX just got payed 50 million dollars for pushing some fuel around inside their rocket

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:57:23 UTC No. 16075656

>>16075639
>we moved the propellant around the ship
>this proves depots work... just because it does okay!!!

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:57:24 UTC No. 16075657

>>16075608
They could at least tell the plebs what is happening and why and what the next thing is.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:57:45 UTC No. 16075664

SPEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEN

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:57:58 UTC No. 16075669

>>16075360
I'm jammin

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:57:58 UTC No. 16075670

uhhhh

did they actually manage to close the door? looks like there's a problem

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:58:06 UTC No. 16075673

>>16075654
Yes because it's a simulation for fuel transfer, something it's going to need to pull off to get it to the Moon.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:58:10 UTC No. 16075674

>>16075654
just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and you too can be a gas station attendant in LEO

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:58:18 UTC No. 16075679

STOP SPINNING, RETARD

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:58:27 UTC No. 16075683

>>16075670
the door isn't structurally important

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:59:00 UTC No. 16075689

https://twitter.com/DJSnM/status/1768275015802478995

DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:59:08 UTC No. 16075693

It's funny to watch milestones switch from impossible to trivial the second SpaceX passes them. The next astronauts to walk on the moon WILL land on HLS and I am going to laugh at all of you when it happens.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:59:42 UTC No. 16075706

>>16075670
DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:59:59 UTC No. 16075710

>>16075683
best part is no part

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:00:03 UTC No. 16075712

Door come on please close

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:00:36 UTC No. 16075728

inb4 successful re-entry with open door

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:00:51 UTC No. 16075733

>>16075689
I fucking love that all the audio from this part of the flight will have elevator music on top of it.
I assume the culprit is ice?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:01:12 UTC No. 16075740

r-redeemed?!?!?!

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:01:13 UTC No. 16075742

Why even open and close the door? Why not just have a hole?
>Uh buh buh muh wind
Ever driven a convertible?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:01:20 UTC No. 16075744

>>16075733
ice from what?
there is no water in space

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:01:22 UTC No. 16075745

is it rolling to keep the temps even?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:01:32 UTC No. 16075747

>starship raptor performance flawless
>control surfaces nominal
>door actuation failure

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:02:01 UTC No. 16075753

LAND HO!

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:02:01 UTC No. 16075754

>>16075745
it's just rolling for fun

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:02:02 UTC No. 16075756

>>16075410
if it's planned, probably some sort of BBQ roll to balance the thermals between the heatshielded side and the stainless steel side?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:02:23 UTC No. 16075764

>>16075742
>space
>wind

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:02:26 UTC No. 16075765

>>16075744
from when it was all frosty on the ground, retard

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:03:06 UTC No. 16075778

>>16075765
the door isnt where the chilly propellant is retard

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:03:25 UTC No. 16075782

>door issues
wtf boingbrothers.... that's our schtick...

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:03:33 UTC No. 16075783

>>16075747
>10% of tiles missing

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:03:36 UTC No. 16075784

MOMMY IS BACK

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:03:48 UTC No. 16075790

>>16075778
i thought they meant the ice flying off everywhere

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:04:03 UTC No. 16075794

Any Replay?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:04:26 UTC No. 16075803

>>16075790
that happened AT launch

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:04:50 UTC No. 16075813

>>16075783
I only saw like 3

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:05:02 UTC No. 16075817

bets on the tiles

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:05:09 UTC No. 16075819

>>16075794

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:06:04 UTC No. 16075832

oh they will relight first hmmm

i bet they will fail this

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:06:12 UTC No. 16075833

Haha, door actually closed
fuck skeptics

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:06:24 UTC No. 16075836

>>16075819
I've seen this episode before

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:06:57 UTC No. 16075841