Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:33:06 UTC No. 16419888

https://www.youtube.com/live/Jd2oVbt_Z_U
OFF NOM GUEST:
CASEY HANDMER, GIVE IT UP FOR OUR COOMER, FOLKS

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:36:17 UTC No. 16419892

Second for space soles!

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:44:07 UTC No. 16419898

>>16419667
with this guy probably an ISP of 40

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:45:19 UTC No. 16419903

>>16419888
New Handmer Kino

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:47:39 UTC No. 16419905

>>16419888
>COOMER
kek what did he do

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:51:12 UTC No. 16419908

>>16419878

>>16417119 is still on page 8
pic is you

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:51:25 UTC No. 16419909

How do you stream a Twitter stream on to a TV if you don't have the app or account?

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:52:32 UTC No. 16419910

>>16419909
You don't. Make an account

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:53:20 UTC No. 16419915

>>16419908
Image limit you stupid nigger

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:53:30 UTC No. 16419916

>>16419905
he's called casey handjob for a reason.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:54:04 UTC No. 16419919

>right wingers bad, corrupt bureaucracy good
why are they avoiding talking about the spat between fcc and spacex?

and as if that wasnt enough, ars journalists are now refusing to even mention the name of X/Twitter because elon owns it
>https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2024/10/archive-org-a-repository-storing-the-entire-history-of-the-internet-has-been-hacked/?comments-page=1#comments
even the commenters are mad

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:54:31 UTC No. 16419920

>>16419908
i want to post funny images tardlet.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:56:57 UTC No. 16419926

>>16419916
Please spoon feed me. I still don't understand what Mueller did either

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:57:10 UTC No. 16419928

>>16419911
seconding this i dont wanna make one myself

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:58:10 UTC No. 16419930

>>16419926
oh i don't actually have a clue, i thought that he was called a coomer purely because of that pun name.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:58:35 UTC No. 16419931

>3 more hours till tesla event
i'll check it tomorrow then, sigh

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:04:14 UTC No. 16419936

>>16419931
How about until Starship launch you gearhead mongrel? This isnt /o/ and Teslas are gay

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:05:20 UTC No. 16419937

>>16419915
>>16419920
We should demand mods raise the image limit again

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:06:16 UTC No. 16419940

>>16419936
tesla's are extremely masculine cars.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:07:09 UTC No. 16419942

>>16419936
seething
Hope the announcement is that he's sending another roadster into orbit on IFT6, just for you

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:07:16 UTC No. 16419944

>>16419937
agreed

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:07:41 UTC No. 16419945

Mods should give us a text board.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:08:24 UTC No. 16419947

>>16419945
/sfg/ IS /sci/ so yeah we deserve our own board at this point.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:08:49 UTC No. 16419948

Does anyone have the image of the mods post?

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:08:58 UTC No. 16419949

>>16419919
>why are they avoiding talking about the spat between fcc and spacex
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/10/fcc-lets-starlink-provide-service-to-cell-phones-in-areas-hit-by-hurricane/

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:10:30 UTC No. 16419953

>>16419949
i guess i missed it

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:10:50 UTC No. 16419954

>>16419919
Why do you avoid talking about spaceflight?

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:10:57 UTC No. 16419955

>>16419909
Get an app
Get an account

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:12:03 UTC No. 16419956

>>16419949
>>16419919
They only cover negative stories with negative angles. Only neutral/positive story is from Berger

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:12:17 UTC No. 16419957

>>16419955
Doesn't it require a phone number?
Fuck that gay shit when I can use nitter most of the time

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:15:04 UTC No. 16419960

>>16419888
Damn he's tearing JPL a new asshole

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:16:25 UTC No. 16419962

>>16419930
He's called coomer bc of a grotesque image of him I posted years ago and anon said he looked like coomer wojak

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:16:44 UTC No. 16419963

>>16419957
All it takes is a burner email. I’ve made like 5 x accounts because I keep accidentally signing out and i threw away the password and email

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:17:48 UTC No. 16419965

>>16419960
remember when jpl was the premier space organization?

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:17:55 UTC No. 16419966

>>16419963
this
i don't get why people keep whining about having to make accounts on certain sites, unless they ask for a phone number as well it's really easy to just grab a throwaway email and use that for a session.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:18:05 UTC No. 16419967

So this gay podcast and not just one, but two soiboys, lmao.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:20:17 UTC No. 16419970

>>16419967
Just because they're suffering from a receding hairline doesn't make them soibois.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:23:20 UTC No. 16419975

>>16419970
Is your hairline also receding?

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:25:10 UTC No. 16419979

>>16419970
No but the round faces, patchy beards, and weak eyes do. Also the glasses on the bottom right.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:28:27 UTC No. 16419987

>>16419975
...y-yeah... yeah it is.

>>16419979
Stop bullying me.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:30:23 UTC No. 16419990

>>16419987
Put some effort into your soft and pathetic body

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:30:28 UTC No. 16419991

Bring back perspiration cooling

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:31:04 UTC No. 16419993

https://x.com/Vincent_Ledvina/status/1844517644713721968
>Every state in the contiguous United States may see the aurora tonight if skies are clear. This definitely includes North Carolina.

I can personally confirm that there's aurora overhead as far south as Connecticut

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:34:05 UTC No. 16419996

>>16419967
>>16419970
>>16419975
>>16419987
hearing about stuff like this makes me feel so happy that i still have my glorious flowing mane right now, and i'm likely to keep it until i'm 60 because my dad is at that age and he's still not really losing much hair.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:35:19 UTC No. 16419998

>>16419996
You better knock on wood bro, you could always have sleeper genes on your mom’s side that absolutely wreaked havoc on your hairline one day. No hubris is allowed in /sfg/! (unless you are Jeff Who)

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:35:35 UTC No. 16419999

>>16419993
Spooky, dark is just an hour or so away for me, I'll be looking.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:37:12 UTC No. 16420003

>>16419998
yeah you're probably right anon, don't think that's likely though because my mom also has really great hair genetics.

maybe god decided that's the compensation for my autism and inability to ever really connect with normalfags.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:37:45 UTC No. 16420005

>>16419996
>i'm likely to keep it until i'm 60 because my dad is at that age and he's still not really losing much hair.
My dad has a full head of hair at 73.
I was receding at 19.

>>16419990
My body isn't soft at all. I do half marathons.
I've never actually done a full one, though.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:37:55 UTC No. 16420006

>>16419993
People as far down as north houston were claiming to see lights on the horizon a few months ago during the last ‘big one’. Crazy stuff

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:38:30 UTC No. 16420007

>>16419170
>that number pad layout

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:39:46 UTC No. 16420010

>>16419999
I went out to take a look and the part of the sky I could see was just PINK. It's dimmed a bit now but it was strong enough earlier that you could see it in NYC through the light pollution.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:42:36 UTC No. 16420012

https://x.com/NWSSWPC/status/1844521229199270271
>UPDATE! CME passage intensified; things are favorable for G4 levels to potentially continue into night hours. Keep space weather aware at https://swpc.noaa.gov for the latest. We take actions to notify officials and critical infrastructure operators, so you can enjoy the aurora

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:46:37 UTC No. 16420018

>>16420005
Your hairline comes from your mother.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:53:25 UTC No. 16420025

>>16419990
Shave.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:55:23 UTC No. 16420026

>>16420018
Really doesn't explain it.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:55:59 UTC No. 16420027

>>16420012
Based. I am near Chicago, and will have a look in the next hour, its almost fully dark here

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 23:57:10 UTC No. 16420028

>>16420007
That's how all number pads were layed out until the 90s

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:00:19 UTC No. 16420032

https://x.com/kbente242/status/1844524950029263093
>Auroras in Nassau, The Bahamas for the 2nd time this year… crazy!

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:03:29 UTC No. 16420033

>>16420010
>the sky has turned gay

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:04:42 UTC No. 16420034

>>16420033
Time to remove it.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:06:13 UTC No. 16420035

>>16420033
https://x.com/Opitoc/status/1844525194288804123
>Incredible from East Hartford, CT.

Very gay

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:07:45 UTC No. 16420036

How likely is it to capture moving Starlinks in a time exposure of the Aurora?
I'm using a normie tier Galaxy S21. Any tips for aurora photography?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:10:35 UTC No. 16420038

https://x.com/landon_wx/status/1844530323104706891
>Folks, this is not a joke. Get out with your loved ones if you have clear skies and watch this, you won’t forget this night. The aurora borealis will make the skies bright with color tonight all across the country!

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:14:24 UTC No. 16420039

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:19:46 UTC No. 16420041

Anyone wanna touch fumos?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:25:53 UTC No. 16420044

>>16420041
yes me

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:25:55 UTC No. 16420045

>>16419956
Clark isn't bad either

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:28:07 UTC No. 16420047

>>16420041
Dogs are stupid

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:30:03 UTC No. 16420049

>>16420047
take that back!

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:33:06 UTC No. 16420051

>>16420038
Nothing ever happens

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:34:41 UTC No. 16420052

>>16420051
someone edit a chudjack looking at a screen with a speech bubble saying "nothing ever happens"
while a beautiful aurora is visible through his window behind him.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:36:32 UTC No. 16420054

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v6dbxPlsXs

https://x.com/Tesla/status/1843922599765590148

1h 24min

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:37:12 UTC No. 16420056

>>16420038
>flee with your loved ones
>canada wiped off the map

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:37:17 UTC No. 16420057

>>16420052
Shut the fuck up and kill yourself.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:38:39 UTC No. 16420058

https://x.com/halocme/status/1844537088139723036
>MAJOR GEOMAGNETIC STORM NOW! KP=9- and Dst<-350nT.
>The main body of the X1.8 CME seems to have arrived with solid strong southward field and low proton temperature. We will see how long this lasts and what the flux rope type is.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:39:27 UTC No. 16420061

https://x.com/chazman/status/1844535663624118748

is that Tom Mueller? from a line to the robotaxi event

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:40:34 UTC No. 16420062

>>16420052
Go back to the sharty you worthless friendless faggotlet little piece of shit

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:46:27 UTC No. 16420067

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844494427349532725

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:47:17 UTC No. 16420069

>>16420062
>>16420057
a bit chuddy in here

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:47:46 UTC No. 16420070

>>16420054
>streaming on YouTube
Based publicly held company

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:48:14 UTC No. 16420071

>>16420061
I don't know, but why would Mueller need to line up with the peasants?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:48:30 UTC No. 16420072

the chinese manned space program has come a long way

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:49:31 UTC No. 16420074

>>16420072

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:50:39 UTC No. 16420075

>>16420067
>dood its like grass and stuff

Maybe we should pave the whole fucking area for the glories of "space flight" huh

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:55:05 UTC No. 16420076

>>16420041
that's a good idea


okay, I feel much better now

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:56:07 UTC No. 16420078

>>16420075
we should, unironically

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:57:48 UTC No. 16420080

>>16420071
that came to mind to me too, but Musk has a lot of aqcuintances and Mueller is not connected to Tesla itself and not working for a Musk company anymore
hasn't for like 5 years
so maybe they aren't meeting up socially etc, who knows

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:57:55 UTC No. 16420081

>>16419948
does this help

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:02:01 UTC No. 16420082

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:02:09 UTC No. 16420083

Going beast mode during the EVA and experiencing Third Man Syndrome on the Moon
(ironically, perhaps, on Shackleton crater!)

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:03:06 UTC No. 16420084

>>16419948
?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:06:28 UTC No. 16420086

will there be edamame on Mars

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:10:19 UTC No. 16420087

>>16420081
No no, the one about the idea of a separate space board

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:11:13 UTC No. 16420088

>>16420087
warosu was down when that post was made

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:11:23 UTC No. 16420089

https://x.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1844544489597366663

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:13:41 UTC No. 16420090

>>16420067

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:13:51 UTC No. 16420092

>cant see the aurora in corpus
its over, go on without me

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:15:04 UTC No. 16420094

https://x.com/BTxRGV/status/1844485846369480906
> City of Brownsville Public Service Announcement
>We're informing you of SpaceX Starship’s potential Fifth Flight Test on Sunday, October 13, with a launch window between 7 and 9 a.m., pending regulatory approval.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:15:39 UTC No. 16420095

>>16420039
I troubled by this. Not because of what it says but that it is needed at all. There is something deeply wrong with a society that needs obvious things constantly explained to them as if they are children.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:17:30 UTC No. 16420096

>>16419878
IFT-5 delayed until October 31, if not later

https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1539299937795596292

Politics or Hurricane?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:17:32 UTC No. 16420097

>>16420086
basedbeans are illegal on mars

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:18:07 UTC No. 16420098

>>16420096
krystal poster, dont click

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:20:05 UTC No. 16420099

>>16420096
>>16420098
Nice Krystal. It's a SFW one.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:20:27 UTC No. 16420100

>>16420096
face the airlock

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:21:27 UTC No. 16420101

>>16419960
good

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:21:49 UTC No. 16420102

>>16419993
NC here, the sky is vaguely redder in one spot, but not in a way you'd notice independently

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:22:10 UTC No. 16420103

>>16420095
What disgusting audacity you have.
Sonics booms and supersonics are not something you can just intuit.
99.9999999% of humans need the concept of sonic booms explained to them.
Just because your sperg-ass forgot that it was explained to you when you were 11 doesn't mean you figured it out.

There is no issue with putting out the same info repeatedly. Those who know and understand will ignore the message, but the point of the message is to inform those who aren't aware.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:26:35 UTC No. 16420104

>>16420098
Oxymoron

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:27:55 UTC No. 16420105

>>16420099
>Implying the physical embodiment of pure sex can ever be SFW

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:29:00 UTC No. 16420107

>>16420103
You sound like a faggot.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:31:00 UTC No. 16420111

https://www.youtube.com/live/m-k63PziFF0

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:31:09 UTC No. 16420112

>>16420107
And you sound like a nigger who think's he's smarter than he is.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:33:37 UTC No. 16420116

>>16419960
Summarize, I'm not sitting through an hour of soibeards giggling.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:35:31 UTC No. 16420119

>>16420112
Stop crying. If you're too dumb to understand what amounts to a thunderclap its not SpaceX's problem or anyone elses.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:36:24 UTC No. 16420120

>>16420102
Same in Chicago, a dull red glow but yawn. Its not happening like it did in May.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:37:41 UTC No. 16420122

>>16420102
https://x.com/RobertByrn/status/1844551327507984562
>Hilton Head, South Carolina

It's a lot more diffuse that it was earlier. No real way to say if or when it'll brighten back up

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:37:59 UTC No. 16420123

>>16420120
May looked like this.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:39:16 UTC No. 16420124

the warzone suggesting that the x-37b maneuver is part a of a program to develop spacecraft that can avoid attacks

>“We must conduct… responsible counter-space campaigning,” Gen. Michael Guetlein, Vice Chief of Space Operations, also said while speaking at the Defense News Conference in September. “This means we must develop capabilities to… protect and defend ourselves, but in doing so, we need to demonstrate safe and professional behavior in alignment with international norms of behavior, and we must work hard to protect the environment from additional pollution that could jeopardize the use of space for generations to come.”
https://www.twz.com/space/secretive-x-37b-spaceplane-to-use-aerobraking-maneuvers-to-rapidly-change-orbit

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:39:54 UTC No. 16420125

>>16420119
Except a sonic boom is the result of a build-up of waves and not the sudden explosion/implosion that forms thunder.
GG bozo.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:40:17 UTC No. 16420127

>>16420124
>avoid
evade*

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:42:41 UTC No. 16420130

>>16420125
And? Do you think the technical aspects make any difference to a random person who hears a boom? You're still crying.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:43:24 UTC No. 16420133

>>16420116
if you can't fire people who won't do their jobs or retire your organization will fill up with people who won't do their jobs

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:44:23 UTC No. 16420134

>>16420124
Dumb. Its more likely just to save energy in maneuvering around the orbit. Gravity assist + aero assist could be done to change orbit.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:45:10 UTC No. 16420135

>>16420133
Thank you.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:48:18 UTC No. 16420136

>>16420124
stephen clark is saying the same

>The Space Force has identified mobility in orbit as a key focus for its next-generation space missions. This would allow satellites to more freely move between altitudes and orbital inclinations than they can today. Commanders don't want a spacecraft's movements to be constrained by the amount of fuel it carries, allowing satellites to "maneuver without regret."
>Space Force leaders have discussed in-orbit refueling, more efficient propulsion technologies, and other ways to achieve this end. Aerobraking is another way to lower a spacecraft's orbit without using precious propellant.
https://arstechnica.com/space/2024/10/the-us-militarys-x-37b-spaceplane-is-preparing-for-a-novel-space-maneuver/

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:52:13 UTC No. 16420137

https://x.com/FutureJurvetson/status/1844547879282868718

8min

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:54:07 UTC No. 16420142

>>16420137
doing a demo at a movie studio doesn't inspire confidence desu

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:55:19 UTC No. 16420145

>>16420142
would need to go through some bureaucracy if it wasn't a private closed road

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:55:30 UTC No. 16420146

>>16420142
Well, no regulator has signed off on SAE Level 5 certification as yet, so its only appropriate to do a demo inside of a closed loop environment where things can be simulated to a degree but where regulatory constraints are flexible.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:56:10 UTC No. 16420147

>>16420111
By an ad faggot

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:01:15 UTC No. 16420152

>>16420096
very important X post

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:01:20 UTC No. 16420153

>4k streaming option
BRING SPACEX STREAMS BACK TO YOUTUBE

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:01:24 UTC No. 16420154

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v6dbxPlsXs

stream is live

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:02:09 UTC No. 16420155

>>16420154
4K60 w/ sweet ambient ost

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:02:35 UTC No. 16420156

>>16420154
Optimus humanoid robot army, Mars edition

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:04:42 UTC No. 16420160

one subtitle so far
>you

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:07:30 UTC No. 16420163

m*skcacas...
whats taking so long?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:08:51 UTC No. 16420164

sneaked in subtitles so far:
>you
>here
>it

Song on stage and stream right now is called Driving to the Moon by Yarin Primak

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:09:48 UTC No. 16420166

Fox version of Optimus when?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:09:50 UTC No. 16420167

>>16420154
I wonder if the board prevents Elon from streaming this exclusively on x

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:10:49 UTC No. 16420168

Damn I got baited by the 3 2 1

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:11:10 UTC No. 16420169

>>16420167
I doubt it

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:11:50 UTC No. 16420170

whens this fucking event starting

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:11:59 UTC No. 16420171

This music is making me smoke more pot

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:12:28 UTC No. 16420172

>>16420170
In ~8 mins.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:13:00 UTC No. 16420173

>12 minutes delay
I am feeling good, Tesla bros.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:15:45 UTC No. 16420177

i can't wait for the headlines tomorrow
>Elon Musk's much anticipated Robotaxi event leaves a bad taste in investor's mouths after being plagued by an hour-long delay and multiple technical difficulties

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:16:25 UTC No. 16420179

>>16420177
>never watched any spacex/tesla/neuralink livestream

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:17:18 UTC No. 16420181

>>16420177
its robotaxis? i thought it was humanoid robots. nobody gives a shit about another waymo.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:17:42 UTC No. 16420182

Elon's always late to all his pressers. At this point I'm certain it's done on purpose because everything SpaceX and Tesla is an exercise in making the impossible, late.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:18:33 UTC No. 16420183

Trump is going to make a surprise appearance in the new roadster, boosted by raptor engines

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:19:24 UTC No. 16420186

>>16420181
Waymos only work in like 5 places vs a restla robptaxi working everywhere

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:19:42 UTC No. 16420187

>>16420181
its both

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:21:51 UTC No. 16420188

https://x.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1844563459704496392

what the fuck

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:22:04 UTC No. 16420189

>>16420187
>elon wants mars to be like the one in total recall
pain

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:23:41 UTC No. 16420190

>>16420188
https://x.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1844564278218719490

BWEH. Too much emotion. Just like a rock concert

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:23:50 UTC No. 16420191

>>16420188
Vaxx continues to ruin our lives

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:24:02 UTC No. 16420192

>>16420154
the X feed is ahead a bit I think

https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1YqJDkbjazvGV

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:24:31 UTC No. 16420194

>>16420188
Elon had a heart attack. Proof:
x.com/NakedPicturesOfKrystalFromStarFox/status/32t9561235

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:24:32 UTC No. 16420195

>>16420189
>he doesn't like three titted women
fag

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:24:43 UTC No. 16420196

>>16420182
The mercurial lord insists the public must listen to his sick mixtape to set the mood.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:24:49 UTC No. 16420197

>>16420188
I saw an old dude have a heart attack or something at the Trump rally, and they paused the whole event to cheer on the first responders
Tesla is using the same trick, proving Elon is as compassionate as Trump is, impressing the audience and getting an ovation.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:24:53 UTC No. 16420198

>spaceflight youtubers
young, diverse, intelligent
>tesla youtubers
old, male, white, moneygrubbers

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:25:01 UTC No. 16420200

>>16420188
ELON IS DOWN
I REPEAT
ELON IS DOWN!!
MARS IS LOST

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:26:08 UTC No. 16420201

>>16420194
Gay

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:26:39 UTC No. 16420202

>>16420198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZk3JL9NcBo

this is a better stream, "lex fridman" superchatted though not sure if its the actual dude

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:27:02 UTC No. 16420204

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844564353330315460

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:27:41 UTC No. 16420205

https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1844563905470947746

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:28:24 UTC No. 16420206

>>16420202
I found a crypto scam stream with an old video of elon giving a talk but they used used ai I'm guessing to clone his voice to talk about a crypto double your coin event lol. 100k viewers

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:28:45 UTC No. 16420207

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844564812749210047

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:28:50 UTC No. 16420208

>>16420198
this is what happens when your company goes public. The people posting anti-starlink FUD on X are all $ASTS shills

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:28:51 UTC No. 16420209

>>16420200
what codename do his security contractors call him?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:28:56 UTC No. 16420211

>>16420197
>the elites are shooting people with heart attack guns to prove their compassion
a grim state of affairs, to be sure

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:29:46 UTC No. 16420212

>>16420207

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:30:00 UTC No. 16420213

>>16420205
bit narcissistic ngl

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:30:06 UTC No. 16420214

>>16420207
Odd they have a Master Plan IV implied to be in writing when Part III is still at least a decade away from fully achieving.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:30:25 UTC No. 16420215

>>16420207
Wish Elon would sell this dumb company and just focus on SpaceX.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:31:25 UTC No. 16420216

>>16420204
>"you are experiencing a car accident"
they're already revolting wtf

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:31:37 UTC No. 16420217

>>16420213
I think its more self-deprecatory

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:32:43 UTC No. 16420218

>>16420214
The Third Reich ended early.
Part IV is next up, and will last over a thousand years

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:33:22 UTC No. 16420219

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844565911875039702

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:33:32 UTC No. 16420220

>>16420217
>from zero to one
nah sounds like he's trying to do the whole "rags to riches" thing
and yes, i know its a joke about binary but still...

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:35:28 UTC No. 16420223

>>16420219
Why wouldn't the ambulance have carted him away in minutes? Its not like they have to treat him right there, in the crowd

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:36:12 UTC No. 16420224

>>16420223
everyone mvst be present for the future anon

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:38:33 UTC No. 16420226

https://x.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1844565892438556944

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:39:12 UTC No. 16420227

>>16420219
Seems they've wrapped that up now and will start shortly.

My bet is that someone bought party favors and had a bad reaction and OD'd or someshit, which required ambulatory services. It's a trippy robot event, in Hollywood. Where drugs flow like rain does on streets. Highly likely its that.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:39:19 UTC No. 16420228

>>16420224
Just administer naloxone, and sit him the fuck down.
He should be at the fucking hospital, there are 108K people watching on YouTube, I don't know how many on X

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:40:15 UTC No. 16420231

tell me the truth
how long until IFT5?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:40:43 UTC No. 16420233

>>16420231
now

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:40:51 UTC No. 16420236

>>16420228

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:40:55 UTC No. 16420237

>>16420231
Depends on how much of a fag the FAA wants to be. If no faggotry, this sunday. If max faggotry, after the election.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:40:58 UTC No. 16420238

>>16420228
2.1 million. is that concurrent though? who knows.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:41:00 UTC No. 16420239

>>16420231
t-57 hours 19 minutes

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:41:17 UTC No. 16420240

>>16419991
I like the idea just because I hate tiles

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:42:17 UTC No. 16420242

>>16420228
All "Tesla channels" on youtube are hacked crypto scammer and those channels have been scamming people for 5+ years

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:42:30 UTC No. 16420243

youtube stream
>4k60fps, no delay, but 20 seconds behind
twitter stream
>20 seconds ahead, laggy, stuttering, 1080p if you're lucky

hmm

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:43:19 UTC No. 16420245

>>16420243
>20 seconds ahead, laggy, stuttering, 1080p if you're lucky
I've been watching without any delay on 1080p for nearly 40 mins.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:43:49 UTC No. 16420246

First in thread for "Fuck Amazon Kuiper".

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:44:04 UTC No. 16420247

>>16420243
Set speed to 2x and it'll catch up (youtube streams are somewhat retarded)

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:44:20 UTC No. 16420248

>>16420026
well, male pattern baldness is said to be inherited through your mother, but of course women don't get male pattern baldness, so you need to look at males descended via females from your matrilineal ancestors: your mother's sons, her mother's sons, her mother's daughter's sons, etc.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:44:41 UTC No. 16420249

>getting ready to watch an elon musk press event

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:46:29 UTC No. 16420254

>>16420247
Catch up to AI generated music for drugs and the looping Winamp plugin visualizations, you missed a lot in 20 seconds

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:46:42 UTC No. 16420255

>>16420247
you cant set the speed on firefox

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:46:55 UTC No. 16420257

>>16420247
Huh. Good to know.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:49:49 UTC No. 16420261

>>16420082
accurate

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:50:40 UTC No. 16420262

>>16420255
Uh yes you can?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:52:24 UTC No. 16420266

Jesus Christ, its past bedtime for all those wealthy East Coast investors

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:53:06 UTC No. 16420268

>>16420266
holy fuck it's starting
sldkfjghs;iufdhb[soinb;eb'[o

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:53:30 UTC No. 16420269

>giant fucking disclaimer
LMAOOOOOO

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:53:34 UTC No. 16420270

BOILERPLATE STATEMENT

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:53:42 UTC No. 16420271

Damn, I lost my Elon Presentation Bingo

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:53:43 UTC No. 16420272

live

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:54:09 UTC No. 16420274

>>16420272
Who the FUCK is this?!

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:54:43 UTC No. 16420275

>>16420271
on his way?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:55:05 UTC No. 16420277

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:55:25 UTC No. 16420278

damn that looks sick

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:56:06 UTC No. 16420280

>>16420274
franz von holzhausen, the designer for tesla cars

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:56:13 UTC No. 16420281

>>16420274
Franz

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:56:15 UTC No. 16420282

>not Johnny Cab

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:56:31 UTC No. 16420283

Tesla is BACK!

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:57:15 UTC No. 16420286

damn that background noise
they need better audio mixing

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:57:35 UTC No. 16420287

>>16420281
>>16420280
Oh neat, I don't follow the car stuff so I didn't know. Robot cab looks slick

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:58:10 UTC No. 16420288

lmao classic Elon autism pose

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:58:55 UTC No. 16420289

>>16420288
>dear God don't let this thing kill me

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:59:20 UTC No. 16420292

>>16420096
concerning

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:59:46 UTC No. 16420293

Anyone else play with Smart Summon? I tried it out and it was neat seeing it drive around on its own and come right up to me. I saw people do a double-take as they saw it driving around with nobody in it.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 02:59:49 UTC No. 16420294

lmao train autists are gonna hate this

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:00:15 UTC No. 16420295

>>16420293
I have HW3 so I'm worried it will spaz out

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:00:57 UTC No. 16420296

holy shit that backround audio
plz fix rn
very unprofessional

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:01:28 UTC No. 16420297

>>16420296
i dont hear anything

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:01:30 UTC No. 16420298

>>16420295
Probably will, there's a fundamental limitation to the camera sensor that you can't escape. HW3 has likely peaked. HW4 and 5 onwards is how robotaxis will succeed.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:01:58 UTC No. 16420299

>>16420297
they're subliminal autist sounds

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:01:58 UTC No. 16420300

>>16420297
holy shit im so dumb
i had starbase 24/7 open in another tab

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:03:05 UTC No. 16420301

I'm glad they're going to flat wheel covers. it's the best for aero.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:03:47 UTC No. 16420305

tesla has been promising robotaxis for 10 years

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:03:56 UTC No. 16420306

>>16420300
This happens to me a few times a week

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:03:56 UTC No. 16420307

>less than $30K
damn, I would buy one

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:04:22 UTC No. 16420308

>>16420305
my rattly old 3 does 95% of my driving with fsd. it's pretty close

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:04:38 UTC No. 16420309

goddamn, elon sucks at speaking

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:05:02 UTC No. 16420310

Guys real FSD next year, for sure, 100% this time, totally, just trust me :^)

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:05:13 UTC No. 16420312

>No steering wheel
It's over for Human

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:05:53 UTC No. 16420313

>>16420310
>pending regulatory approval

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:05:59 UTC No. 16420314

You are now aware that he's doing all of this better than the rest of the entire global automotive industry, while he's outperforming the entire global space industry and the entire global telecommunications industry

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:06:04 UTC No. 16420315

>>16420309
It's so dense, every single word has so much going on it it.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:07:00 UTC No. 16420317

>>16420314
also Neuralink

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:07:05 UTC No. 16420318

Let someone else speak, Elon.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:07:13 UTC No. 16420319

All those FSD clips are wild.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:08:50 UTC No. 16420321

>he wants to use the computers in the cybertaxis for cloud computing when they're off
he really is an engineer

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:09:32 UTC No. 16420323

>>16420321
Imagine if it could mine crypto while you sleep

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:09:58 UTC No. 16420324

>>16419998
Not that guy but I know I'm in the clear. My mom has a full head of hair.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:10:11 UTC No. 16420325

NotJustBikes btfo
autonomous cars are actually the solution

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:10:18 UTC No. 16420326

It's visible in AZ, but much more diffuse than the last time. Cant see any distinct features

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:10:23 UTC No. 16420327

>induction charging
what a massive waste of electricity

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:10:26 UTC No. 16420328

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:10:43 UTC No. 16420329

>destroying parking lots
how anti american
>>16420328
WTF IS THAT

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:10:45 UTC No. 16420330

robo sex van?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:11:13 UTC No. 16420331

TESLA BREAD LOAF CAR

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:11:24 UTC No. 16420332

>rebovin

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:11:25 UTC No. 16420333

Some kind of metallic party loaf?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:11:30 UTC No. 16420334

I hope they make version with a steering wheel though. Shouldn't be that hard since it's already drive by wire

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:11:32 UTC No. 16420335

20 people wow

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:11:51 UTC No. 16420336

>>16420329
robovan, seats 20 people

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:12:15 UTC No. 16420337

How many Jewish people can fit in the roboven?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:12:52 UTC No. 16420338

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:13:03 UTC No. 16420339

stupid sexy robot

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:13:03 UTC No. 16420340

He keeps dunking on the entire industry so much, I bet its genuinely infuriating across the market to try and compete with one company that does this.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:13:05 UTC No. 16420341

I'm sorry elon I really do like this all but do the robots have to look like they need to take a shit when walking

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:13:05 UTC No. 16420342

Oh sweet jesus

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:13:08 UTC No. 16420343

Oh God they're walking

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:13:13 UTC No. 16420344

>the future should look like the future
uhh that looks like an art deco car right out of the 1920s

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:14:20 UTC No. 16420347

They really need to work on a more natural/faster gait for these things

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:14:20 UTC No. 16420348

>>16420344
BASED ART DECO

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:14:58 UTC No. 16420349

>>16420137
Is that steve's daughter? i must fuck her

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:15:26 UTC No. 16420350

>>16420209
Antichrist

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:15:31 UTC No. 16420352

>>16420341
Human locomotion is an incredibly hard problem to solve. It'll take another decade before robots achieve it, but it starts here.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:15:41 UTC No. 16420353

>>16420338
soon

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:16:07 UTC No. 16420354

>>16420347
its not a priority
the hands and upper body are more important for useful work

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:16:18 UTC No. 16420355

>optimus buddy
heh i wonder what "services" they will provide...

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:17:01 UTC No. 16420356

>what is love
hearty kek

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:17:09 UTC No. 16420357

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:17:10 UTC No. 16420358

>>16420344
>>16420348
Bitchin, let's get zeppelins back next

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:17:49 UTC No. 16420359

>>16420352
I bet it's not THAT hard, it's just completely pointless to change their gait for purely aesthetic reasons, and probably would make them less efficient

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:18:04 UTC No. 16420360

>>16420354
I feel like being able to move faster than 1/4mph is pretty useful

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:18:31 UTC No. 16420361

The actuation and degree of motion is absolutely wild. A lot of people are gonna miss what's being shown, but legit holy shit.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:18:48 UTC No. 16420362

>>16420358
wait a sec...

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:18:50 UTC No. 16420363

They are so fluid it's insane

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:18:54 UTC No. 16420364

no sound?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:19:20 UTC No. 16420365

That's it?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:20:00 UTC No. 16420367

Would have been funny if Elon shouted "Optimus - ATTACK!"

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:20:11 UTC No. 16420368

>>16420355
Soon nandroid enthusiast, soon.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:20:16 UTC No. 16420369

>>16420364
Its a movie studio, these guys are LA pros

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:20:40 UTC No. 16420370

>>16420352
with machine learning it's "solved" at least in being able to predict the motion. exoskeletons will make use of it if/when they get larger deployments (and individuals can have their specific gait finetuned into the model).
>>16420358
wasn't there some posts about bringing back electrically powered blimps for transporting goods?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:20:43 UTC No. 16420371

>>16420361
Right, people are so used to sci fi robots that they won't realize how impressive this is

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:21:37 UTC No. 16420372

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:22:02 UTC No. 16420374

>>16420364
it's super quiet
can barely hear him on my laptop
audio mixing guy needs beat

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:22:05 UTC No. 16420375

>>16420368
god i want a cute robot wife so bad

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:22:06 UTC No. 16420376

Their sound guy is fucking shit

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:23:17 UTC No. 16420378

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTkuC_IEqCk

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:23:25 UTC No. 16420379

now that the robots are here to take our jobs away, how will we afford a trip to mars on UBI?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:24:12 UTC No. 16420380

lmao there are two soundtracks playing atop each other

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:24:22 UTC No. 16420381

>>16420370
>electrically powered blimps for transporting goods
Who else had "sky pirate" on their future job prospects list?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:24:26 UTC No. 16420382

>>16420379
we become prostitutes to satisfy the robot's sexual desires.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:25:31 UTC No. 16420383

The sound guy for the Tesla Robotaxi/Optimus robot Livestream needs fired
TURN ELONS MIC GAIN UP

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:25:35 UTC No. 16420384

wtf the bartender optimus did a peace sign when someone did a selfie with it haha

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:25:57 UTC No. 16420385

lmaooo is the robot even serving drinks or is it stuck waving?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:26:59 UTC No. 16420388

>the robot bartender just poses instead of doing his job
just like real bartenders

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:28:21 UTC No. 16420389

>>16420381
>sky pirates
are we really heading for the early 20th century's vision of the future?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:28:49 UTC No. 16420391

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:29:56 UTC No. 16420394

lmao it didn't fistbump

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:30:14 UTC No. 16420395

Elon with Tesla also implicitly noted to NASA of the kind of hardware they can ship to the Moon and Mars in the future for transport between underground habs as stuff they would likely launch via Starships in the future. Especially if both the Robovan and the Cybercap are going to have overspecced AI hardware that can do distributed inference compute when not in use. Having large amounts of compute on site without needing to send the data back home unlocks a huge element in science missions in the future too.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:31:47 UTC No. 16420397

>>16420389
God I hope so

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:31:48 UTC No. 16420398

https://www.tesla.com/we-robot

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:31:53 UTC No. 16420399

>>16420394
just autistically stared, confused. he's just like me.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:31:56 UTC No. 16420400

>>16420391
Sexbots when?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:32:50 UTC No. 16420403

ok how the fuck did i it just play rock paper scissors randomly like that

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:33:16 UTC No. 16420404

wake me up when a humanoid robot can flip and serve burgers

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:33:16 UTC No. 16420405

>>16420403
it's a guy doing mocap in some room somewhere, he has a live feed of the bot's cameras.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:33:27 UTC No. 16420406

>>16420400
That'll be the MK3s

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:33:34 UTC No. 16420407

>>16420395
>Having large amounts of compute on site without needing to send the data back home unlocks a huge element in science missions in the future too.
i told you guys that data centers in space are the future

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:34:00 UTC No. 16420409

>>16420404
burgerflippers will flip out and burn tesla to the ground if they do that.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:34:18 UTC No. 16420410

>>16420398

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:34:33 UTC No. 16420411

yeah it's probably tele-op but whatever, the hardware is still very cool.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:34:58 UTC No. 16420412

why did a woman speak?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:35:01 UTC No. 16420413

>>16420406
dang that's actually kinda hot.
i might be starting to turn around on the idea of robogirls, maybe they're okay.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:35:14 UTC No. 16420414

>>16420411
AI = actually indians

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:35:22 UTC No. 16420415

>>16420410

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:36:08 UTC No. 16420416

>>16420407
Also, if robotaxis allow for us to do away with parking lots which can turn those large open spaces back into giant parks. That would be really really fucking amazing. That alone would be a massive socioeconomic benefit to every city in the world, and massively improve both the quality of living and improve the land value everywhere for everyone. Hell, it might potentially allow for a solarpunk future to arise. That'd be truly desirable.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:36:26 UTC No. 16420417

>>16420415

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:36:50 UTC No. 16420419

>>16420416
or you could just...walk.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:36:50 UTC No. 16420420

>>16420416
oh my walkable breathable cities or something

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:37:02 UTC No. 16420422

>>16420406
I'm so glad they went with the blank face look and not some gay robot face

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:37:04 UTC No. 16420423

>>16420415
vibes

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:37:48 UTC No. 16420424

>>16420416
its not going to turn into giant parks. economics hates parks. i've seen too many of them get paved over and turned into buildings.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:37:48 UTC No. 16420425

Robots not too impressive tbqh but the argument 'worst it will ever be' does apply I guess.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:38:30 UTC No. 16420426

TSLA status?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:38:33 UTC No. 16420428

>>16420416
Would be cool. It's a shame that leftists hate Musk enough they'd be willing to destroy this because he wanted to build it

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:38:49 UTC No. 16420429

>>16420415
>faces 2 degree hill incline
>crashes

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:41:16 UTC No. 16420431

>>16420425
>tfw you will never have hot sexy dystopian policegirl bots rape you (by putting your penis in their artificial robot pussy) non-consensually for breaking the law.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:42:34 UTC No. 16420434

>>16420422
Those are still prototypes. Also, they have stated they will be prioritizing factory work, cuz they obviously need to replace 150k wageslaves with roboslaves. The whole personal robo buddy isn't coming anytime soon, it's just stock pump.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:43:11 UTC No. 16420435

>>16420425
Needs a little elbow grease. It's too...soft. I need fast, deliberate, motions. It should be able to jerk me off

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:44:29 UTC No. 16420436

>>16420415
This is just anti lightrail lobbying, similar to hyper loop being anti HSR lobbying

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:45:04 UTC No. 16420437

>>16420429
electric motors handle inclines way better than ICE BTW

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:45:36 UTC No. 16420438

/o/ is seething rn

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:45:40 UTC No. 16420439

>>16420436
trains are better than this, because at least on trains you have room to escape the homeless and crazies. there's no escape on the robotaxi.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:46:27 UTC No. 16420440

>>16420438
about what

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:46:44 UTC No. 16420441

Hey it served a drink

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:46:58 UTC No. 16420442

>>16420439
Tesla should invest and push to build light rails for cities instead of autonomous busses, at least light rails look pretty when they cart around the poors (and keep them off the road too)

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:47:07 UTC No. 16420443

>>16420437
ground clearance issues, and the nose/tail need the be beveled

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:47:42 UTC No. 16420444

>>16420438
I'm signing up to be a Street Road Landlord!

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:48:01 UTC No. 16420445

>>16420440
the lack of a rear window or something

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:48:28 UTC No. 16420446

>>16420442
It would cost more and take longer and never happen

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:49:20 UTC No. 16420449

>>16420443
>lifts up
nothing personal

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:49:39 UTC No. 16420450

>>16420416
Soon enough all vehicles will be equipped with sophisticated guidance and tracking devices that feed their location, number of occupants, velocity and direction into a central computer run by an AI. There will no more manual driving. You will just tell the computer where you want to go. You will even be able to change your mind on the fly and the AI will respond perfectly. The AI will control the vehicles and determine the optimum traffic flow, ensuring everyone gets where they want to go in the most efficient manner possible, with the minimum of braking or waiting. There will be no more traffic lights or stop signs or giveaways. All vehicles will merge and cross seamlessly. The AI will also ensure you get to park as close as possible to your destination, as it monitors all free spaces at all times.
There will be no more accidents, except when the the terrorists hijack the whole system and convince the AI that all vehicles are an existential threat to Humanity's existence and it proceeds to lock all doors and drive them off the nearest bridge, cliff, or into each other at high speed.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:50:21 UTC No. 16420451

>>16420442
light rails do nothing about the "nigger smoking fent on public transport and the police do nothing about it" issue

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:50:46 UTC No. 16420452

>>16420442
It costs between 500M to $3.5Bn per mile for rail in the US. The latter being the case for NYC with light rail extensions. The US' regulatory regime for any kind of rail expansion is more hostile than the majority of the rest of the world. This is by far the dumbest idea in this entire thread anon.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:51:28 UTC No. 16420453

oh my goodness she is so attractive i wanna seggs her nowwww

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:52:11 UTC No. 16420454

wasn't there some semi serious political candidate recently who said "it would be cheaper to buy everyone without a car, a car, in X major city versus fund a single cent towards buses/trains"

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:52:11 UTC No. 16420455

Robotaxi + Optimus + Robovan + Unsupervised Full Self Driving world means we all move closer and closer to Vivy.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:53:17 UTC No. 16420457

>>16420416
The real estate would be too valuable to convert all of it into parks, but converting them to more retail space would still be better than parking lots.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:53:32 UTC No. 16420458

>>16420454
the point is that alot of people hate driving and dont want to own cars

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:54:19 UTC No. 16420459

Drunk driving when?
Legal in California and Texas?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:54:50 UTC No. 16420460

>>16420453
i wanma stick my head under her dress and sniff around

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:55:30 UTC No. 16420461

>debuts robot taxis
>debuts robot bus
>debuts robot men
IFT5 following (hopefully) so close, and with a successful tower catch to boot would be pretty spectacular.
>>16420459
I wonder how they'll wake up passengers who passed out in the backseat on the way to their destination after last call?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:55:58 UTC No. 16420462

>>16420458
Not enough, clearly (myself included)

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:56:43 UTC No. 16420464

>>16420461
whoever is managing the minifleet will drive over and handle it

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:56:55 UTC No. 16420465

>>16420457
It would depend on whether those parking lots are. A lot of the examples Tesla showed off were converting airport parking lots into giant parks. So I can imagine that near areas of national significance like large amphitheaters, monuments, airports, train stations, museums, etc., those could get converted into large parks for people to spend time in and around when they're on site for an event or traveling between areas during a layover for example. People flying would probably find it as a massive relief to go outside and sit in a park for an hour if they had a multi-hour layover. It beats sitting inside an airport, on your phone, suffering with the rest of the people who are as miserable.

Hell, the parks would double as social spaces and would allow people to connect again, and would lead to a much improved society that doesn't feel so isolated and constantly divided.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:57:15 UTC No. 16420466

>>16420461
>wake up passengers
that's what the robot men are for

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:58:06 UTC No. 16420467

>>16420461
if you fall unresponsive, it drives to nearest hospital and runs red lights to get there fast

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:58:10 UTC No. 16420468

>>16420461
>I wonder how they'll wake up passengers who passed out in the backseat on the way to their destination after last call?
Geez if only cars had speakers in them

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:58:30 UTC No. 16420469

>>16420461
Probably set off a car alarm of the taxi itself when it arrives so that whoever at their destination will come get them.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 03:58:43 UTC No. 16420470

erm why haven't they stacked the ship yet?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:01:02 UTC No. 16420471

>>16420466
kek
>>16420468
>>16420469
I suppose if someone's not waking up from full-volume speakers blaring at them then it's off to the hospital like other anon said.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:01:12 UTC No. 16420472

>>16420461
There is an onboard trash compactor

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:01:16 UTC No. 16420473

>>16420457
you dont need retail space when you just order shit online and have it delivered with a robotaxi + optimus

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:01:47 UTC No. 16420474

>>16420470
because they wont arm the FTS until getting a license. should be tomorrow afternoon

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:02:04 UTC No. 16420476

>>16420473
ordering shit online should be large quad copers dropping packages off on your mailbox-pad

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:02:30 UTC No. 16420477

>>16420474
didn't they get the license last time the day before launch tho?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:04:29 UTC No. 16420480

>>16420476
i dont mimd this so long as it's quiet but it definitely is not quiet currently. mfw we trade gas cars for electric silence only to cede the silence to a constant buzzing all around us at all times

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:04:36 UTC No. 16420481

>>16420461
>pass out in the robotaxi
>fine print says you forfeit your human rights and are now owned by X corp
>you are sent to Mars as an indentured servant

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:05:33 UTC No. 16420482

https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1844581161961508910

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:05:36 UTC No. 16420483

>>16420481
it's either this or charge an insane loitering fee for every extra minute

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:05:46 UTC No. 16420484

>>16420481

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:06:35 UTC No. 16420485

>>16420482

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:07:15 UTC No. 16420486

>>16420088
Ive seen the screenshot before. Someone has it

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:07:25 UTC No. 16420487

>>16420409
Implying burger flippers love their job enough to fight for it

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:07:38 UTC No. 16420488

https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1844584720077815992

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:07:45 UTC No. 16420489

>>16420486
I bullied the space board guy really hard back then. feel kinda bad

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:08:06 UTC No. 16420490

>>16420409
burgerflippers will go home and finally kill themselves, as nature intended

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:08:29 UTC No. 16420491

>>16420163
Go back to the sharty. You gave it away with the cacas

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:11:37 UTC No. 16420492

>>16420488
poor minority families taking public transit with welfare bux to the good suburbs to trick or treat for the GOOD candy
(this was the Dall-E prompt)

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:12:49 UTC No. 16420494

>>16419908
/sfg/:
>"elon musk is bretty cool guy he break all the rules and shit."
Also /sfg/:
>"y u break the rules? ;_; "

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:13:15 UTC No. 16420495

They intentionally limited its speed and agility for safely

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:13:25 UTC No. 16420496

I am leaving for Brownsville tomorrow. Remember fags, the ‘official’ /sfg/ meetup is a trap by serial killers or federal agents. Trust nobody.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:14:20 UTC No. 16420497

The other really REALLY cool bit that I think a lot of people might have missed is that Tesla announced induction charging for their vehicles. While it won't be as efficient as direct plugin. It does mean that you can designate sectors of a lot in the future as charging zones exclusively for cars and any EV that supports wireless charging can pull up, charge, and get essentially the equivalent to the time spent driving to that location and back, back, in the time it takes you to go to the store, do something and return. Maybe even a little bit more.

That'll have a profound impact on how lots in general are designed in the future. Now you don't necessarily have to dedicate entire sections to Supercharging carefully, though you certainly can for the added revenue if you want.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:14:45 UTC No. 16420499

>>16420496
where's the official /sfg/ goon party?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:14:54 UTC No. 16420500

>>16420496
The FAA will delay it. They can't give him such a win just before the election.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:14:59 UTC No. 16420501

>>16420496
I already know what you look like. I can kill you either way

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:15:08 UTC No. 16420502

TESLA IS NOT SPACEFLIGHT UNLESS THE TESLA IS PUT ON A ROCKET NOW FUCK OFF
>>>/o/ >>>/g/

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:15:52 UTC No. 16420503

>>16420502
Optimus is most definitely spaceflight.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:16:05 UTC No. 16420504

>>16420500
nah the white house will put out a press release that will be first page on every news site saying that kamala was able to get starship into space

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:16:16 UTC No. 16420506

>>16420502
we are allowed one day of musk related company discussion per week per GR69325

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:16:27 UTC No. 16420507

>>16420485
I'm not sure about the taxi, but I actually like the van.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:17:30 UTC No. 16420509

What if we put Drumpf on a rocket to the ISS

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:18:36 UTC No. 16420510

>>16420417
>Musk gave the world the most faggy, DYEL sòybot possible and the muskrats slurped up that jizz without even blinking

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:18:47 UTC No. 16420511

>>16420509
>first president in space
That would be a very cool move, but he's too fat and old.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:18:55 UTC No. 16420512

>>16420507
It looks like a big toaster and I don't hate it.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:20:46 UTC No. 16420513

>>16420510
he made them DYEL so they cant do damage to people

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:21:02 UTC No. 16420514

>>16420496
>the ‘official’ /sfg/ meetup is a trap by serial killers or federal agents
One can only hope.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:21:23 UTC No. 16420515

>>16420502
this is the price the FAA paid by being anti-human

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:25:41 UTC No. 16420517

>>16420437
I'm talking about the ground-hugging body

>SSSSCCCRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPE

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:28:48 UTC No. 16420519

>>16420052
No but I have this

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:30:32 UTC No. 16420521

here we go again
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/10/10/california-reject-musk-spacex-00183371

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:32:43 UTC No. 16420523

>>16420521
Well that'll be entertaining since that's a hilariously cut-and-dry first amendment violation.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:33:36 UTC No. 16420525

>>16420521
>Gretchen Newsom
>Gretchen Newsom is a prominent labor leader and advocate for working families, currently serving as the Political Coordinator for the Ninth District of the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers (IBEW). She was promoted to this position in June 2023 after a successful tenure as Political Director for IBEW Local 569 in San Diego, where she played a crucial role in transforming the political landscape of the region.
weird

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:34:52 UTC No. 16420526

>>16420525
What's with these leftist whores being named "Gretchen"

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:36:34 UTC No. 16420530

>>16420521
I mean they have a point with the latter statement, but co-mingling it and predicating it via his speech makes it politically corrupt and regulatory overreach, so it'd become an open/shut lawsuit. It's like these people can't help themselves in blowing up their own cases.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:40:01 UTC No. 16420531

>>16420511
If Shatner can do it, Trump can do it

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:43:18 UTC No. 16420532

>>16420521
Total commie death

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:44:18 UTC No. 16420533

>>16420521
Commission will be fought in court and disbanded.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:44:19 UTC No. 16420534

BROS

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:45:42 UTC No. 16420535

>>16420531
He would complain like a little bitch.
Its too small, its uncomfortable, the wait was so long, and the ride was really short.
And he shit his diaper

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:48:37 UTC No. 16420537

>>16420534
It's become AWARE OF YOU.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:50:03 UTC No. 16420538

>>16420521
>California Coastal Commission

Not a government body, just some irrelevant self imposed twats.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:50:23 UTC No. 16420539

>>16420416
>Hell, it might potentially allow for a solarpunk future to arise.
Can't wait until all the people currently advocating for "solarpunk" inevitably turn on it and start calling it eco-fascist fantasy because Elon proved capitalism is better than their government-controlled utopia.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:51:11 UTC No. 16420541

>>16420535
Kek, sounds like someone needs to dilate

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:51:37 UTC No. 16420542

>>16420538
>The California Coastal Commission (CCC) is a state agency within the California Natural Resources Agency with quasi-judicial control of land and public access along the state's 1,100 miles (1,800 km) of coastline.
>The agency’s commissioners, appointed by the governor and legislative leaders

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:53:53 UTC No. 16420543

>>16420249
spaceflight?!

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:57:07 UTC No. 16420546

>>16420082
His metaphor is batshit insane but he's right

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:00:22 UTC No. 16420549

>>16420546
You just love gargling Musk cum dont you

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:00:59 UTC No. 16420550

>>16420521
DoD already told them has no power on federal land.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:02:25 UTC No. 16420551

>>16420521
courageous to go against af and 1a at the same time

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:04:05 UTC No. 16420554

>>16420534
The entire fucking sky overhead is on fire, I've never seen anything like it, huge bands flaring back and forth, wavy greens and that magenta glow. Unbelievable sight.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:06:50 UTC No. 16420556

>>16420554
You sound like a redditor

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:11:51 UTC No. 16420559

>>16420554
cloudy where I am, can't see shit

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:13:15 UTC No. 16420560

>>16420510
If it can do my weekly house chores I will gladly pay 30k to avoid ever doing them again

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:13:16 UTC No. 16420561

>>16420559
That's been my luck time and time again, tonight's the first time I've had good viewing conditions and gotten to see the lights like this.
>>16420556
You talk like a faggot.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:13:30 UTC No. 16420562

Spinning in a well

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:14:28 UTC No. 16420563

>>16420521
Kill bureaucrats and officials

🗑️ Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:15:00 UTC No. 16420564

>>16420561
You live like a nigger, you disgusting melanated PIG. Go marinate in your mud some more, fat ugly black bastard.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:15:08 UTC No. 16420565

>>16420082
The funniest part is whoever wrote that is a wetback ESL Mexican. There's a couple of linguistic clues in that wall of text that Spanish is the anon's first language.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:15:40 UTC No. 16420566

>>16420542
>state agency
>quasi control
>federal launch facility

Like I said, irrelevant self imposed twats.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:17:13 UTC No. 16420568

>>16420565
Dont disrespect Mexicans, they are extremely based. Not because muh trad catholic conquistador meme but they build roggets at Brownsville :)

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:17:38 UTC No. 16420569

>>16420521
Reddit once again banned the discussion on this. Literal tranny commie gov worshipper.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:18:09 UTC No. 16420570

>>16420560
>tell me you're a lazy fatass without outrightly saying it
Based lardo.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:18:42 UTC No. 16420571

>>16420569
Since youre so familiar with plebbit, why dont you go the fuck back and stay there.

🗑️ Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:19:03 UTC No. 16420572

>>16420571
Tranny commie nigger

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:20:03 UTC No. 16420573

>>16420572
r/The_Donald rapefugees STAY on >>>/pol/

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:21:17 UTC No. 16420575

>>16420573
Total commie death

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:22:06 UTC No. 16420576

>>16420575
YWNGTS

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:23:07 UTC No. 16420579

>>16420566
>twats
hows the british space program going

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:24:29 UTC No. 16420580

>>16420521
SpaceX is a Texas company now. They will have to move away from the state citing risk to business.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:25:21 UTC No. 16420581

Should I move to texas?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:27:36 UTC No. 16420582

>>16420575
Coal

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:27:42 UTC No. 16420583

>>16420581
Fuck off theyre full, unless youre trying to work at Starbase. Same goes for Florida dont come here if youre a worthless leech

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:28:29 UTC No. 16420585

>>16420521
What fucking permits?
>>16420530
TDS and EDS have merged into one derangement mental illness. I wonder how much longer these people will last before killing themselves

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:31:56 UTC No. 16420586

>>16420570
I am lazy but not a fatass, yet

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:36:00 UTC No. 16420590

>>16420581
How do you vote?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:43:36 UTC No. 16420600

Wtf is Elon's succession plan? Or does he not have one? We are so fucked when he dies

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:54:52 UTC No. 16420607

>>16420521
But NSF and some anons here had said that there was no conspiracy, what gives?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 06:03:17 UTC No. 16420610

>>16420600
If any of his children delve in to spaceflight, I assume thats where it goes. Otherwise, likely to company leadership like Gwynne or whoever it is at the time as long as they never argued a shit ton.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 06:17:31 UTC No. 16420612

>>16419878
if it requires centimeter accuracy then why isn't the length of the chopsticks the radius of the ship + 1 centimeter?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 06:19:32 UTC No. 16420614

>>16420600
I'm sure he lurks here frequently, and is considering choosing some anon from this general to be his rightful successor.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 06:44:20 UTC No. 16420621

>>16420614
You are a crazy person

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 06:47:57 UTC No. 16420622

>>16420485
Mouse bus

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 06:50:11 UTC No. 16420625

>>16420614
You really think so?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 06:51:49 UTC No. 16420626

>>16420614
Incredibly based delusion anon

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 06:53:58 UTC No. 16420628

>elon musk please select me elon musk

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 06:56:06 UTC No. 16420630

>>16420628
This gif can apply to so many delusional anons in here.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 06:57:27 UTC No. 16420631

>>16420398
Kinda goofy looking car ngl

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 06:59:32 UTC No. 16420632

>>16420631
Its the extended trunk isnt it

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:17:09 UTC No. 16420641

Talk, damn you!

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:20:01 UTC No. 16420642

Are there really gonna be three significant launcher on octobre 13th? And was there damage in cape carnival from the hurricane

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:22:20 UTC No. 16420643

>>16420642
Probably not, but we'll see.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:23:06 UTC No. 16420644

>>16420398
Didn't Tesla pride itself on making electric cars that don't look like shit? Remember 10 years ago when every electric car looked weird except for Teslas? Now Teslas look weird

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:24:13 UTC No. 16420645

>>16420643
So you're saying one or more of those launches are getting canceled?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:24:55 UTC No. 16420646

>>16420645
There are always good odds of any given launch slipping.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:25:01 UTC No. 16420647

>>16420644
UPGRADES, the future, today

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:25:48 UTC No. 16420648

>>16420521
If I'm understanding the US code on this right, this is mostly a symbolic vote, and the federal government (DoC/NOAA?) now gets to decide whatever.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:30:06 UTC No. 16420650

>>16420647
Reddit meme

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:31:03 UTC No. 16420651

>>16420646
I hope the most important of those launches (Europa Clipper) doesn't slip.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:40:45 UTC No. 16420657

>>16420648
yeah but if spacex ever wanted to use a commercial launch site in cali then they'd be in trouble

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:41:35 UTC No. 16420660

>>16420631
why are there only two seats?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:48:12 UTC No. 16420663

>>16420644
Heey, now that I think about it, what ended up happening to that electric ATV?? I know they've released a kids version, but what about the one that they showed at the cybertruck presentation? Did elon forget about it just like he forgot about Dragon XL?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:50:41 UTC No. 16420667

>>16420663
let's not mention Roadster 2020

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:51:52 UTC No. 16420669

>>16420663
>muskrat begins to see the light, pictured

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:55:32 UTC No. 16420671

>>16420663
most people only know about elon through tesla, and tesla has been scamming and shilling for a long time. few people know about spacex and its accomplishments.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:57:38 UTC No. 16420672

>>16420671
I'm pretty sure these days almost everyone knows who he is either through Tesla or Twitter or SpaceX or his involvement in politics.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:58:09 UTC No. 16420673

>>16420519
sasuga anon.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:59:53 UTC No. 16420674

>>16420565
there would be no starship without wetback welders.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:01:48 UTC No. 16420676

>>16420194
>NakedPicturesOfKrystalFromStarFox
I question the veracity of this source.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:02:24 UTC No. 16420677

>>16420674
ya SpaceX doesn't actually pay all that well for fab people
barely competitive especially against all the refineries in Texas

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:02:44 UTC No. 16420678

>>16420628
https://youtu.be/2u6aO2QQ4kY?t=16s

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:04:39 UTC No. 16420679

The Booster knows where it is at all times.
It uses sensor fusion of GPS and ring laser / fiber optic gyroscope.
It knows where it is to a fraction of a millimeter.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:04:45 UTC No. 16420680

Terrestrial human biology's temporary configuration is proven in orbit. The human body wants to return to its natural, efficient, spacefaring form, immediately, via mass-wasting, the very mechanism aftermarket geneticists target as free storage for genetic recompilation

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:04:54 UTC No. 16420681

>>16420082
>>16420565
basado y rojo-empastillado

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:05:58 UTC No. 16420682

The Polaris Dawn girls looked way cuter in freefall.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:07:00 UTC No. 16420683

>>16420534
Holy crackers
It's so insanely big
Can you take a video? Is it visibly moving? This is like some sci-fi special effect.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:11:07 UTC No. 16420686

guys
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_on_Mars
>In late December 2014, NASA's MAVEN spacecraft detected evidence of widespread auroras in Mars' northern hemisphere, from about 20°–30°N latitude. The particles causing the aurora penetrated into the Martian atmosphere, creating auroras below 100 km above the surface
>Earth's auroras range from 100 km to 500 km above the surface.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:12:07 UTC No. 16420688

>>16420644
I wish every car looked like a Ford F150

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:13:14 UTC No. 16420689

>>16420671
Electric cars dont even work. You have to charge them first. It's a total charade

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:15:21 UTC No. 16420690

how to cope about the fact that lithium ion batteries are nowhere near good enough to replace ICEs

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:15:50 UTC No. 16420691

>>16420677
No shit they dont pay well for anyone. Why do you think we all show out when pay is shit and hours are long then? You know the answer for the engineers, and you know the same answer for the fabricators.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:18:01 UTC No. 16420692

>>16420690
just have faith that they will eventually get better

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:19:06 UTC No. 16420693

>>16420690
Works pretty good for me

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:19:58 UTC No. 16420694

>>16420690
>spaceflight?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:27:08 UTC No. 16420699

>>16420554
Never been to the arctic circle award

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:33:33 UTC No. 16420701

>’people’ unironically believe faa wont call off the launch that was never going to happen

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:34:06 UTC No. 16420703

>>16420682
Zero-g makes people look hot

Also why does Jared look dead inside lmao

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:35:12 UTC No. 16420704

>>16420703
Why does he have such a bulbous nose and fat ears

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:37:18 UTC No. 16420705

>>16420703
Noisy, smelly, lack of privacy, sleep deprivation.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:40:20 UTC No. 16420709

>>16420705
Why are you describing yourself?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:40:59 UTC No. 16420710

>>16420709
There is a great deal of privacy in the basement.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:41:34 UTC No. 16420711

could the inflammatory nature of lithium ion batteries be used to propel rocket spacecraft

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:42:29 UTC No. 16420712

>>16420711
No.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:04:03 UTC No. 16420719

>>16420703
It's like a very expensive facelift.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:05:04 UTC No. 16420720

>>16420703
>Also why does Jared look dead inside lmao
He's a jew
>>16420704
He's a jew

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:06:05 UTC No. 16420721

>>16420682
>Rook
>Kidd Poteet
Why do they give themselves retarded names? Are these like their space names or something?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:07:55 UTC No. 16420723

what is different about this Starship?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:08:17 UTC No. 16420724

>>16420720
Stop being racist

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:19:33 UTC No. 16420728

I don't get it

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:23:07 UTC No. 16420729

>>16420728
Just think in terms of water

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:27:45 UTC No. 16420730

https://www.pcmag.com/news/satellite-launch-for-amazons-starlink-rival-project-kuiper-delayed-again

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:28:31 UTC No. 16420731

>>16420729
What's the water analog of a coil somehow storing energy?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:28:46 UTC No. 16420732

>>16420730
>The e-commerce giant is now targeting "early 2025" for the launch, according to an updated blog post from the company. The satellites were previously scheduled to fly in the first half of 2024 before being pushed to Q4.
>The news also raises concerns about Amazon's meeting a deadline from the US Federal Communications Commission. The commission requires the company to launch half of the planned 3,200 satellites by July 2026. If it doesn’t, Amazon risks losing its FCC license to operate the satellite network, although the company could file for an extension.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:35:12 UTC No. 16420733

>>16420731
Compressing water.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:37:52 UTC No. 16420734

im going insane

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:38:04 UTC No. 16420735

>>16420731
take a straight straw and a funny straw. Do the thing where you fill them then put your finger over one end so you can lift them out of the water without the water contained spilling. Lift your finger. Straight straw empties in half a second, funny straw takes a few seconds.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:38:41 UTC No. 16420736

>>16420521
May the Universe please smite California with a mega-asteroid impact that wipes it off the face of the Earth

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:44:28 UTC No. 16420737

>>16420723
Built with even more hopes and dreams
More room for FTS, thoughts, and prayers if it goes wrong

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:47:05 UTC No. 16420738

>>16420723
It comes with full self flying.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:48:36 UTC No. 16420740

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypLwacbff3s

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:53:12 UTC No. 16420742

>>16420734
Help me niggerman

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:55:17 UTC No. 16420743

Did they change the heatshield and the engines and the flight algorithms for this starship. If I recall those were the issues during the last flight.

🗑️ Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:59:13 UTC No. 16420745

Did da penis snmintcher sluip the nuhker's swoarff?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:02:07 UTC No. 16420747

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844672780744466470

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:03:09 UTC No. 16420748

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844672209039786477

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:04:49 UTC No. 16420749

>>16420743
Yeah there's been a substantial redesign.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:06:48 UTC No. 16420751

>>16420742
My friend I am so puffed right now. Als o it is "Save me niğarman" capiche?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:07:25 UTC No. 16420752

>>16420749
so they also have an ablative heatshield under those tiles?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:09:08 UTC No. 16420753

>>16420748
The robots should declare sovereignty and threaten to shoot any meatbag craft attempting to land.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:10:21 UTC No. 16420755

>>16420752
under some of them (maybe like half in total or something)

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:11:22 UTC No. 16420756

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844663546917069193

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:12:23 UTC No. 16420758

https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1844638183449104493

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:14:19 UTC No. 16420760

>>16420758
what is even a degree of freedom

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:14:38 UTC No. 16420761

>>16420756
This guy is such a nigger amirite

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:15:07 UTC No. 16420762

>>16420758
Oh man /pol/ is not going to like this

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:15:08 UTC No. 16420763

>>16420756
This is crazy

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:15:36 UTC No. 16420764

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844615571826254178

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:16:43 UTC No. 16420767

>>16420760
your hand operates in 22 dimension, son, while your entire being can barely perceive 3.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:17:47 UTC No. 16420769

>>16420767
22 degrees of freedom is not the same as 22 dimensions. Why must you constantly lie.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:17:51 UTC No. 16420770

>>16420762
why tf not

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:18:42 UTC No. 16420771

>>16420362
That's just a nuke.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:19:16 UTC No. 16420772

>>16420764
This is coming from a guy who can't correctly interpret a velocity-drag diagram. I'd rather get a second opinion somewhere else.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:19:52 UTC No. 16420774

>>16420760
its a physics/engineering term
a fixed object in space that can move and rotate in any direction has 6 degrees of freedom (x,y,z directions and 3 different ways to rotate)
you can talk about degrees of freedom for robotic actuators as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55O-DGeoFic

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:20:06 UTC No. 16420775

this is powerful stuff on elon feed tonite

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:21:19 UTC No. 16420776

>>16420769
What the fuck dude I don't lie all the time. What are you saying?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:24:38 UTC No. 16420781

>>16420775
>Individualism
But why?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:24:58 UTC No. 16420782

>>16420774
What I'm trying to say a the finger of a human arm are essentially independent robots you can't just count the number of actuators in that human arm and say that's how many degrees of freedom there is. It's different from a serial robot arm where usually each joint/actuators must account for a DoF

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:29:04 UTC No. 16420787

>>16420782
you can and thats what you do
the range of motion of those degrees of freedom or general dexterity is another matter
but calculating degrees of freedom is simple and non-ambiguous
perhaps some DoF are more useful than others but that doesn't affect the DoF calculation itself

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:29:38 UTC No. 16420788

>>16420760
The number of different points with their own direction of rotation. Each finger joint, each metacarpal being splayed or flexing with your hand, each direction your thumb moves in different places, is a degree of freedom.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:30:15 UTC No. 16420789

>>16420781
why anything desu

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:30:57 UTC No. 16420790

>>16420730

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:31:31 UTC No. 16420791

>>16420776
You lied just now! You do lie all the time but you say you dont, more proof of what I say being true. You cannot argue this point otherwise you would be lying again, give up. I got you in a catch 22.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:32:32 UTC No. 16420793

>>16420747
he's just from the future

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:33:38 UTC No. 16420794

>>16420791
I catch 22 bullets to my temple right now!

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:35:21 UTC No. 16420796

>>16420794
You shouldve made a .22 caliber joke, though that likely wouldve never gone through your thick skull :>

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:35:28 UTC No. 16420797

>>16420793
holy shit this is so fucking cringe.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:36:05 UTC No. 16420798

>>16420770
They are a bunch of hypertrad Christian LARPers. Even the "finger horns" gesture is enough for them to blow a gasket. They are carrying on the spirit of the Satanic Panic from the 90s.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:40:40 UTC No. 16420801

>>16420749

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:40:48 UTC No. 16420802

>>16420760
Fahrenheit.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:42:05 UTC No. 16420803

>>16420802
Do amerisharts really…?

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:42:07 UTC No. 16420804

>>16420796
Yup my thickass lyinass skull huh bub. My big ol cranola bub. You dopey stimky faet fuck. Get out of my site: Mars site Alpha

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:43:36 UTC No. 16420805

>>16420793
>>16420797
I cant tell if this is clowning on musk or glorifying him

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:44:27 UTC No. 16420806

I shit my pants!!! Change my diaper!!!

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:44:43 UTC No. 16420807

>>16420803
>>16420798
I'll take ya word fer it

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:45:51 UTC No. 16420808

>>16420806
Please stop stealing my joke. I made up that joke and you're stealing it twice this week now.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:47:34 UTC No. 16420809

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySAnKmAIAKE
>FTS Installed Before Launch & Potential Catch | SpaceX Boca Chica

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:47:48 UTC No. 16420810

>>16420802
22...degrees Frarenheit? Pretty cold! Penguin territory

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:49:14 UTC No. 16420811

>>16420775
Oy vey, he's really calling it like it is. You're definitely not supposed to do that.

Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:51:02 UTC No. 16420813