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Anonymous at Mon, 3 Feb 2025 19:06:36 UTC No. 16574521
>we can go into space with ease
>we can clone organisms
>we can bring species back from extinction
>we can build weapons that can wreck an entire city in seconds
>Still can't come up with a reliable solution for baldness
Why is this? I can't help but feel the reason there is no cure for baldness is because it is a male issue that does not affect women so people don't care. I bet if women were going bald they would be dumping trillions of dollars into finding a cure.
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Feb 2025 19:19:46 UTC No. 16574532
>>16574521
>https://link.springer.com/chapter/
Even weaksauce oxidizers like sodium bromide regrow hair. There is also very recent research in animals with nitrates. The schizo-tier oxidizers like chlorine dioxide and singlet oxygen are awful close to a cure. Red light therapy makes that second one, just not too much of it, and there are other methods to generate it...
>picrel
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Feb 2025 19:42:40 UTC No. 16574566
>>16574521
Imagine you have a gorillion dollars to invest, but you are bald. You fuck a different supermodel prostitute every night and pay them an exorbitant amount of money that won't even show up as a rounding error over years of doing this compared to the returns on your investments. You are constantly surrounded by socially-validating yes-men that want you to invest your money into this or that. You have "friends" that are beyond loyal because their loyalty means access to the benefits you provide them. You are highly regarded in the social status of other gorillionaires.
Now, you are provided with a list of things to invest in. With the previous scenario in mind, go ahead and rank them according to the order you care about:
>space exploration
>cloning
>reviving extinct species
>development of WMDs
>male pattern baldness
(hint: how much money has bezos given to male pattern baldness research groups?)
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Feb 2025 20:39:52 UTC No. 16574643
>>16574566
everything except the WMDs is stuck just above sci-fi tier rn, so I'd pick the balding.
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Feb 2025 23:33:09 UTC No. 16574864
Why the fuck should one care to find a cure? It's just cosmetic.
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Feb 2025 23:35:43 UTC No. 16574867
>>16574864
>>16574864
I don't want to go fuckin bald, simple ass, people do surgery or take medicine for comestic reason, why bald treated as such?
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Feb 2025 23:39:10 UTC No. 16574872
get a transplant and stfu
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Feb 2025 23:40:35 UTC No. 16574877
>>16574867
Get a hat or something. Nobody is going to pay money to make you feel happier when you look at a mirror, that's retarded.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Feb 2025 01:20:35 UTC No. 16574959
>>16574566
>>16574877
but if women were affected by baldness this would have been cured by now
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Feb 2025 01:24:12 UTC No. 16574961
>>16574872
Too expansive
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Feb 2025 02:55:51 UTC No. 16575014
>>16574959
it's just slightly rarer for them.
>picrel.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Feb 2025 03:31:07 UTC No. 16575033
>>16575014
>slightly rarer
Women don't go bald anon. Baldness is a male issue, not a female issue. How many bald women have you seen IRL anon? Not bald from a hairstyle choice i mean balding
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Feb 2025 03:35:20 UTC No. 16575036
>>16575033
Bald maybe not too often, but hair loss actually still very common.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Feb 2025 03:40:06 UTC No. 16575037
>>16575036
"Baldness" in women is some slight thinning when they get old but they still maintain a full head of hair because they have estrogen to protect them. Meanwhile teenage boys and men in their 20s are going slick bald. It's not the same anon.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Feb 2025 03:42:01 UTC No. 16575039
>>16575036
Only 25% of women of women have hair loss at age 50 which is just slight thinning. Meanwhile 85% percent of men have significant hair loss by age 50 and 96% of men experience hair loss
🗑️ Anonymous at Tue, 4 Feb 2025 06:10:56 UTC No. 16575095
>>16574521
I'm trying to imagine what it would be like to be so fucking weak that losing some hair would devastate me like it seems to be devastating you.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Feb 2025 10:53:14 UTC No. 16575224
>>16574532
Idgi, why would singlet oxygen be useful to treat hairloss, let alone reverse it? And how would one go about administering it anyhow?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Feb 2025 10:56:30 UTC No. 16575228
>>16575095
Embarrassing post
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Feb 2025 12:16:06 UTC No. 16575310
>>16574532
No one is buying your overpriced book Inaba, post clinical studies. You won't, because you don't have any.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Feb 2025 12:50:31 UTC No. 16575338
>>16574521
Solving balding just like most vaccines is a one-time solution. It is just unprofitable if the optimal solution were to be found. Companies need recurrent revenues which polio vaccines and balding pills cannot provide.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Feb 2025 12:53:35 UTC No. 16575340
>>16575338
Min and fin are generics that cost pennies plus they're not mainstream (if your grandpa haven't heard of it, it's not mainstream). No one is making money on this shit. There's more money to be made on patenting a cure.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Feb 2025 15:29:34 UTC No. 16575408
>>16574521
>we can add 2 + 2 and have it equal 4
>we can do 2*3 and equal it six
>Still cant come up with 1+1 equals 7
What did OP mean by this?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Feb 2025 16:08:53 UTC No. 16575429
Not every problem can be solved, or if it is it ends up exorbitantly priced and only accessible to rich people.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Feb 2025 16:38:24 UTC No. 16575453
>>16575429
Its impossible until it isnt. Although hair loss is not the end of the world or smth
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Feb 2025 17:47:19 UTC No. 16575490
>>16575224
>>16575310
Singlet oxygen has indeed never been formally tested in humans for hair growth *except as a product of red light therapy* in a fuck-ton of trials. I make it with 1% bleach and 3% peroxide in spray bottles while wearing some swim goggles, keeping the reaction going a minute or two before showering.
Inaba used sodium bromide, which is sort of a weak-ass oxidizer by comparison.
>proptip: he still grew hair on bowl-ball ass heads in his trial.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Feb 2025 18:52:30 UTC No. 16575547
>>16575429
$20k isn't that much for a middle class guy in his 30s
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Feb 2025 11:25:27 UTC No. 16576309
>>16575490
>Singlet oxygen has indeed never been formally tested in humans for hair growth
Thank you for being honest.
>he still grew hair on bowl-ball ass heads in his trial
Did he do an actula study or was it some n=1 illustration in his overpriced book?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Feb 2025 13:53:05 UTC No. 16577439
>>16574521
Great another bolding thread
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Feb 2025 14:51:06 UTC No. 16577471
>>16574521
Its time to save money for those hair transplants, Tim.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Feb 2025 15:07:06 UTC No. 16577483
Why people who say something doesn't exist, are always same people who don't do their due diligence?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Feb 2025 16:06:37 UTC No. 16577533
>>16574566
bezos doesn't know real love and is a mindbroken retard forever chasing monetary gain
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Feb 2025 22:08:48 UTC No. 16577878
>>16577439
Every day until society learns an affordable cure exists
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Feb 2025 00:55:23 UTC No. 16578038
>>16574566
>>16577533
Bezos wants to be Lex Luthor so why would he?
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Feb 2025 02:22:57 UTC No. 16578083
>>16577878
what's stopping you from harvesting your clone's hair for yourself?
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Feb 2025 06:22:57 UTC No. 16578183
>>16574521
>Still can't come up with a reliable solution for baldness
There is a solution.
Purge all baldies from the gene pool.
Anonymous at Sat, 8 Feb 2025 03:20:01 UTC No. 16579136
>>16574521
the cure:
>>16579134
Anonymous at Sat, 8 Feb 2025 06:44:50 UTC No. 16579224
>>16574521
maybe bald is the next step in human evolution
Anonymous at Sun, 9 Feb 2025 07:12:48 UTC No. 16580049
just use minoxidil shampoo or whatever it is.
does this shit not work? they sell rogaine at costco
Anonymous at Sun, 9 Feb 2025 07:26:09 UTC No. 16580063
>fed baby formula as an infant
>porridges and cereals as a child
>fast food, energy drinks and sodas as a teen (throw in alcohol, smoking and drugs there while you're at it)
>told to avoid the sun since it's "le bad"
"Yeah bro, it's like, totally my bad genetics dude, trust me bro".
Retard patrol at Mon, 10 Feb 2025 01:25:05 UTC No. 16580853
>>16580063
FFS this fucktard is on sci too
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Feb 2025 01:42:06 UTC No. 16580864
>>16574521
I can almost guarantee we're going to get an mRNA solution for this. It might cause you to have a stroke, but I don't think people will even give a shit. They'll line up for it.
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Feb 2025 06:20:01 UTC No. 16583416
>>16574521
Can I still get a wife if I became bald and have a gay alien skull?
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Feb 2025 08:48:48 UTC No. 16583464
>>16580049
Depends who you ask. If it's autoimmune alopecia by chance, lol no.
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Feb 2025 10:45:40 UTC No. 16583520
>>16574521
probably cause it servers no purpose. We cured baldies hair issue so what?
You still have retard who tantrums over their bald head, you still insecure over your appearance you needed your hair back.
It contributes nothing for the betterment of humankind.
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Feb 2025 10:56:34 UTC No. 16583525
>>16583520
exactly, we need to put the effort where it matters, globohomo enforced blacked propaganda
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Feb 2025 10:59:05 UTC No. 16583526
>>16574521
It's because of high estrogen etiology involving poor metabolic health - DHT alone doesn't cause balding.
MPHL is the male homologue to PCOS, both triggered by the same underlying metabolic issues.
This is the red pill you guys don't want to swallow.
I keep posting it, but I get told I'm a retard every time.
Do the research. Or keep crying about your increasing ugliness on 4chan.
It's your choice.
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Feb 2025 11:05:06 UTC No. 16583530
>>16579224
No, it's not. But if you are balding, you have bigger problems.
That's because male fertility is massively lower for balding men.
Balding is a sign of sickness and age. Imagine it as male perimenopause.
You have a biological clock and so if your body is in a poor enough state, it's going to self-castrate in order to conserve energy and protect your own blood around you from being stuck with an incompetent mate (you.)
It's naturally only supposed to happen with advanced age, well after you've reproduced, which is how it could be passed on as a trait.
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Feb 2025 11:46:42 UTC No. 16583541
>>16583526
How do I go about combating it from the perspective of the metabolic thesis? Genuinely curious
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Feb 2025 12:40:58 UTC No. 16583576
>>16583541
You have to relentlessly exercise and eat really well, cut out anything that might be laden with agrichemicals or cause you gastrointestinal distress, inflammation, poor sleep, etc.
The best way to do that would be to do an elimination diet, something like a carnivore diet for 1-2 months. It'll set the bar for your reintroduction of other foods and the lack of sugar should help your metabolism.
Fasting is also really powerful for triggering your bodies regenerative abilities and although relatively common in almost all cultures and religions, as well as in our prehistoric lifestyles, it's not practiced widely today.
Pic rel. has some supplements you could take.
There is a channel on YouTube called Pottenger's Human that has a lot of videos on various related health matters that you might find interesting.
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Feb 2025 22:41:47 UTC No. 16585214
>>16583576
Thanks for this, I'll look into it
>agrichemicals
that rules out basically all fruit and vegetables
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 00:03:49 UTC No. 16585292
>>16583530
Why is it so prevalent in Europeans compared to everybody else? Europeans just have shitty genes? Maybe that's why they're removing themselves from the genepool by embracing antinatalism and adopting cats instead of breeding.
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Feb 2025 04:35:52 UTC No. 16586314
>Still can't come up with a reliable solution for baldness
Hair transplants
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Feb 2025 20:38:17 UTC No. 16587137
>>16574521
>we can go into space with ease
Can you?
>we can clone organisms
Can you really though? Or can you only make Frankensteinian copies that have all sorts of health issues?
>we can bring species back from extinction
No you can't.
>we can build weapons that can wreck an entire city in seconds
Literally the only one of these that is true and that's why you'll be extinct in 25 years.
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Feb 2025 20:39:30 UTC No. 16587139
>>16574521
Finasteride + SARMS
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Feb 2025 04:30:31 UTC No. 16587573
>>16575498
>a band aid is a cure
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Feb 2025 05:30:32 UTC No. 16587603
baldness isn't a problem so there can't be a solution
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Feb 2025 17:56:18 UTC No. 16588146
>>16574521
>>we can go into space with ease
>>we can clone organisms
>>we can bring species back from extinction
>>we can build weapons that can wreck an entire city in seconds
>we are still caring about baldness
OGRE
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Feb 2025 18:54:12 UTC No. 16588240
>>16575338
>Solving balding just like most vaccines is a one-time solution.
Why do pseuds believe that one time payments are unprofitable?
Would you rather receive 1 dollar a day forever or one lump payment of 1 million dollars?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Feb 2025 01:38:46 UTC No. 16589757
>>16585292
Sedentary lifestyles, fast food, stress, etc.
If you have high cortisol, which you will get from insulin insensitivity, then you will deteriorate in all regards
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Feb 2025 01:41:03 UTC No. 16589758
>>16585214
Look up gardeners on facebook, they sometimes sell homegrown produce, heritage varieties and such
Also fallingfruit.org and projects like it seek to catalogue fruit trees
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Feb 2025 09:41:48 UTC No. 16591232
>>16587169
He wasn't full bald though, that is the ideal case for hair transplant.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Feb 2025 19:14:41 UTC No. 16593523
>>16588240
Bros what if we develop a vaccine against the DKK1 protein?