🧵 /sfg/ - Spaceflight General
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 13:37:20 UTC No. 16622388
Concrete edition
previous >>16619836
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 13:45:41 UTC No. 16622395
>>16622390
I'm a simplistic guy (though stars should not be included)
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 14:01:37 UTC No. 16622402
>>16622390
Cross between simplistic and regolithic. asteroids aren’t planets but neither are gas giants. Only bigish round rocks count.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 14:08:27 UTC No. 16622406
>>16621639
>>16621655
they loved it when it was CEO's and Republicans
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 14:18:03 UTC No. 16622410
>>16622390
I'm a massist, only the Sun and Jupiter are planets, since only Jupiter affects the solar system's barycenter.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 14:25:41 UTC No. 16622413
>>16622410
Jupiter is a failed star
not a planet
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 14:41:45 UTC No. 16622417
I just like to watch 'em rockets go up, yassir
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 15:03:24 UTC No. 16622419
>>16622417
personally, I’m a big fan of the rockets coming back down.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 15:06:29 UTC No. 16622423
>>16622419
I like rockets that DON'T crash and blow up.
I also like rockets that DO crash and blow up.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 15:33:09 UTC No. 16622432
>>16622423
for me? it's the ones that don't crash but do blow up
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 15:54:14 UTC No. 16622438
>>16622417
yessir yessir, youknowwhatimsayin youknowwhatimsayin
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 16:19:00 UTC No. 16622446
>>16622417
>>16622419
its nice when they go around too dont you think? up, around, down again. simple as.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 16:19:28 UTC No. 16622447
>>16622445
THREE WEEKS
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 16:19:45 UTC No. 16622448
>>16622445
two more weeks, I was right
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 16:20:33 UTC No. 16622449
>>16622445
spacex are at the point where they just have to push through difficult times and hope they stumble upon some progress
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 16:30:28 UTC No. 16622452
>>16622445
2 weeks
>erm why flight 8’s failure is a HUGE setback for SpaceX - berger
MFW this one goes fine and all the doomerposting from the last flight was meaningless
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 16:30:34 UTC No. 16622453
>>16622394
Kuriary a beautiful wife! Good catch
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 16:32:29 UTC No. 16622454
>>16622449
Has that not been the entire hop campaign?? People are just spoiled because the first few of flights of the full stack went very well. Remember when SN8 (or was it SN11) simply died an hero in the fog? Remember needing to brute force landing legs? Two full stack failures in a row and everyone wants to take the blackpill.
Starship is a super heavy rocket and it’s flown more times already than many operation small and medium lift rockets. They’ll figure it out
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 16:34:54 UTC No. 16622455
>>16622454
>or was it SN11
Most baffling launch of the whole Starship progra
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 16:36:36 UTC No. 16622457
>>16622455
Couldn’t see shit and then it just obliterated and started raining hell lmfao
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 16:37:26 UTC No. 16622458
>>16622455
I think Elon was drunk and forced that launch
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 16:39:27 UTC No. 16622460
>>16622445
>4th of July
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 16:41:28 UTC No. 16622461
>>16622455
yolo
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 16:43:14 UTC No. 16622463
>>16622390
its impressive how someone can come up with so many shit definitions for a planet. but i shouldnt be surprised. not even IAU managed to come up with a good definition
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 16:47:21 UTC No. 16622465
>>16622463
lts just say that it its round and orbits a sun its a planet. everything else is a moon or an asteroid or a comet etc. this seems reasonable
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 16:47:23 UTC No. 16622466
>>16622463
Thats because planet isn't a natural category. No one has come up with a satisfactory non-arbitrary definition of planet because planets as popularly conceived group together unalike things.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 16:57:36 UTC No. 16622468
>>16622465
>the solar system have over 37 planets
okay simp
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:01:26 UTC No. 16622470
>>16622390
>ultratraditionalist missing the sun and moon
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:01:49 UTC No. 16622471
Planet Vesta.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:02:41 UTC No. 16622473
>>16622468
ok lets just say that if its round and not small and orbits a sun its a planet?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:03:12 UTC No. 16622474
>>16622473
define “small”
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:03:13 UTC No. 16622475
>>16622460
April 7, that's the freedom calendar.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:03:19 UTC No. 16622476
>>16622473
Define not small
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:03:29 UTC No. 16622477
>>16622473
why should it have to orbit the sun?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:05:46 UTC No. 16622480
>>16622476
6 feet
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:06:25 UTC No. 16622481
>>16622474
>>16622476
no
>>16622477
i think its pretty obviously because i say so
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:06:34 UTC No. 16622482
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:08:24 UTC No. 16622484
>>16622474
>>16622476
if you cant get off it without something at least as powerful as the Apollo LM ascent stage, its small.
>>16622477
because planets orbit suns and moons orbit planets ok?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:10:06 UTC No. 16622485
>>16622484
Moons are a type of planet
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:11:38 UTC No. 16622486
>>16622485
there are only big moons and small moons, but moons they be. if you can't get by in life without orbiting a bigger rock that yourself you dont even deserve the title of planet.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:12:09 UTC No. 16622488
>>16622390
Anthropic: Anything with enough people believing it is a planet, is.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:13:08 UTC No. 16622489
>>16622484
>if you cant get off it without something at least as powerful as the Apollo LM ascent stage, its small.
>LM ascent stage deltav 2.2km/s
Titan is a planet
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:14:25 UTC No. 16622490
>>16622458
He absolutely did.
Remember all the rage when the FAA guy "missed his flight" or something, and blamed some petty ass excuses for the repeated bullshit regulatory delays. Elon was incandescent mad at that point, and already plotting revenge against the Biden administration.
Sweet revenge is now being dished out. And it will continue.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:16:04 UTC No. 16622491
>>16622484
using an Apollo LM as your reference is retarded. Some solar or extrasolarsystem bodies could be less massive than the Moon, but way way bigger in size preventing you from reaching low orbit. Others could be way smaller than the Moon but extremely massive, once again preventing you from attaining orbit.
Too vague.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:17:13 UTC No. 16622493
YWNBAP
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:17:27 UTC No. 16622494
Planet Makemake.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:21:29 UTC No. 16622496
I love all conglomerations of rocks and minerals and fluids, I don’t discriminate
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:21:53 UTC No. 16622497
>>16622466
You're correct. Can you explain more? What categories would you use?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:26:30 UTC No. 16622498
ahem
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:26:37 UTC No. 16622499
>>16622452
>MFW MFW poster posts no FW
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:32:57 UTC No. 16622509
>>16622489
but it ALSO orbits a planet so it cant BE a planet.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:33:26 UTC No. 16622511
>>16622497
I actually really like the object category system from universe sandbox, it's a very robust and descriptive system.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:34:18 UTC No. 16622512
>>16622491
its the gold standard for moonicular launches and far less arbitrary (or retarded) than 1 meter being blahblah of the spedd of light or yaddayadda the distance between the equator and pole.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:34:26 UTC No. 16622513
>>16622509
Says who?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:34:40 UTC No. 16622514
we need to build our own artificial planets
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:36:30 UTC No. 16622517
>>16622514
They are called O'Neill cylinders, disgusting well-dweller.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:37:21 UTC No. 16622519
Planet Haumau.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:37:41 UTC No. 16622520
>>16622513
those are the rules previously ratified
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:38:44 UTC No. 16622521
>>16622517
oneill cylinders are just a stepping stone
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:40:05 UTC No. 16622524
Planet Halley’s Comet
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:41:06 UTC No. 16622526
>>16622521
To what, being a fag?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:44:10 UTC No. 16622528
>>16622521
we’re going to build a death star just like in my hollywood star wars movies
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:51:41 UTC No. 16622532
>>16622530
We have a cool system but fuck me we got shafted by venus boiling away. Would have been such an awesome thing to have a second earth-like option
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 17:53:29 UTC No. 16622533
>>16622532
A solar system with 2 Earths would be insane, we'd be there already by this point in an alt timeline.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 18:39:59 UTC No. 16622549
>>16622532
we would have understood orbital mechanics by the time of the ancient greeks if venus had a moon
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 18:45:22 UTC No. 16622555
>>16622466
The problem with making a definition is the autistic screenching when there are "too many".
The geophysical definition works perfectly btw.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 18:52:46 UTC No. 16622562
>>16622555
b-b-but then theres too many planets for the shitlings to learn in school!
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 19:37:33 UTC No. 16622588
>>16622569
T-20:00
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 19:42:39 UTC No. 16622596
why starship isnt designed like a giant dragon capsule?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 19:43:35 UTC No. 16622598
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 19:48:07 UTC No. 16622600
>>16622595
>indian
Why should we care?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 19:50:43 UTC No. 16622605
>>16622600
you are insane
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 19:52:02 UTC No. 16622606
>>16622595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcQ
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 19:55:25 UTC No. 16622607
>>16622569
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1mnxegZw
T-2:00
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 19:59:36 UTC No. 16622613
>>16622590
clear status?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:01:31 UTC No. 16622615
>>16622606
she's got great legs :3
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:02:58 UTC No. 16622617
>>16622613
Doesn't look like she's streaming this one. Probably just taking some time before the Crew-9 reentry stream
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:05:22 UTC No. 16622620
>>16622613
https://x.com/clearusui/status/1902
>あしたあさ6時くらいから配信する!Dragon帰ってくるよ!!海に着
>The broadcast will start tomorrow morning at around 6am! Dragon is coming back!! Let's see it land in the ocean!! I think that I can not see Starlink at 4 o'clock after this because there is work!
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:06:11 UTC No. 16622621
it crashed.
Again
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:06:35 UTC No. 16622623
>>16622620
>confirmed she isn't a neet
Bros
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:07:40 UTC No. 16622624
>>16622620
>can not see Starlink at 4 o'clock after this because there is work
yeah, she's servicing me rn
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:09:55 UTC No. 16622626
>>16622623
It could also mean being JAXA mascot as a job
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:33:52 UTC No. 16622646
Do you know that Elon Musk's father worked at SpaceX?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:42:15 UTC No. 16622652
>>16622646
What'd he do?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:43:26 UTC No. 16622654
https://youtu.be/IDYt1l_7UvU
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:44:36 UTC No. 16622656
>>16622652
Fixing stuff.
https://youtu.be/U8pNeQxDoIk?t=374
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:47:00 UTC No. 16622658
Boeing must be seething right now
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:49:02 UTC No. 16622662
Imagine they fail with the de-orbit burn and stuck literally in space.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:50:56 UTC No. 16622664
>>16622662
imagine the absolute shitshow if it just blows up and burns during re-entry
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:52:33 UTC No. 16622667
>>16622390
I think it should be a weighted sum of
>mass (high good)
>size (high good)
>absolute value of orbital eccentricity (low good)
>absolute value of orbital inclination (low good)
multiplied by inverse of distance from sun (further away, less planet-like)
Pluto is not a planet under my scale because it's
>far away, so overall penalty multiplier
>tiny
>has a high eccentricity (oval-shaped orbit)
>has high inclination (high angle compared to Earth's)
So even though I have no idea how the modernist view is calculated I also think it's 8.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:53:36 UTC No. 16622670
>>16622646
he is a pathological liar
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:53:54 UTC No. 16622671
are there any astronauts who browse /sci/?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:54:41 UTC No. 16622673
>>16622671
yeah, me
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:54:47 UTC No. 16622674
>>16622671
well, sometimes I see anons posting opinions dumb enough that there's no way they aren't higher than the ISS. So I'd say there are several, yes.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:54:52 UTC No. 16622675
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:54:55 UTC No. 16622676
>>16622664
unironically over for musk, might as well kill myself right then and there
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:55:06 UTC No. 16622677
>>16622664
everything will be over
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:55:26 UTC No. 16622678
>>16622671
I'm a temporarily grounded astronaut.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:57:19 UTC No. 16622683
>>16622671
I rode Mission: Space at Disney's Epcot so I'm something of an astronaut myself
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:57:24 UTC No. 16622684
what are these niggas even doing on the ISS anymore?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:58:39 UTC No. 16622686
>>16622684
Pretty sure their biggest contribution to science is themselves, or rather, their own bodies after living in orbit for a while. They're the experiments.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:59:43 UTC No. 16622687
>>16622684
studying ayy lmao
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:00:17 UTC No. 16622688
>>16622671
oh hi
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:00:26 UTC No. 16622689
>>16622656
The book doesn't even mention that, however it does mention that Errol groomed his 15-year-old stepdaughter, Elon made him live on a boat away from the kids before making him go back to Africa in 2002, and then they didn't see each other until 2016
>cut a long story short, we decided to return to South Africa
Glancing over some things there kek. Errol also says he went down to the rocket site in Texas, you can see him trying to remember where they're located. Except SpaceX wasn't doing anything in Texas back in 2002. The book says Errol will just make up weird shit for no discernible reason, I'm inclined to believe he's doing it on that video as well
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:00:56 UTC No. 16622690
>>16622683
I remember that, the liftoff spin made my eyes water with the tears flying straight back, good times
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:03:10 UTC No. 16622693
how long till they actually splashdown
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:05:24 UTC No. 16622694
>>16622693
Like an hour
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:09:57 UTC No. 16622700
>>16622615
the finest slampig
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:12:35 UTC No. 16622704
>>16622669
oops wrong pic
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:19:21 UTC No. 16622712
>>16622709
she's too busy here with me ;)
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:21:23 UTC No. 16622715
>>16622712
well tell her to hurry up, there are still two anons to go before it's my turn
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:21:42 UTC No. 16622716
>>16622656
Lol what the fuck, guy asks a question and he just proceeds to talk for thirteen minutes straight
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:22:10 UTC No. 16622718
>>16622667
stupidly complicated and poorly designed system with literally no up sides
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:27:44 UTC No. 16622721
dockings and undockings should be an every day event by now
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:34:30 UTC No. 16622724
>>16622723
kek. based boat
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:36:59 UTC No. 16622727
why they got two whores commentating
>well, I know why
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:37:05 UTC No. 16622728
>>16622716
That's what Errols do.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:38:35 UTC No. 16622729
Must be nice to get paid to talk infront of a TV screen and repeat everything you've just said 10 minutes ago over and over again
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:38:37 UTC No. 16622730
>>16622723
Imagine how cool it'd be to be one of those dudes on a boat, floating a few yards away from a Dragon that just splashed down. You can wave at the astronauts through the little window.
Fucking rad.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:38:42 UTC No. 16622731
is there an plausible point of failure in these splashdowns? or is it tight by now
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:40:15 UTC No. 16622733
>>16622706
Rocket engines are so loud it’s unreal. We’re used to seeing far-off camera views of rockets, but if you’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing a rocket static fire you’ll know the turbomachinery alone is fucking mental. Makes me wonder how loud SS will be when landing humans back on Earth, with basically no propellant to dampen the sound. It’ll be like throwing a jet fighter into afterburner
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:40:27 UTC No. 16622735
>>16622731
A capsule could sink and drown everybody onboard, presumably. I think that almost happened on Mercury or Gemini, one of those sank.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:41:09 UTC No. 16622736
>>16622723
prophetic
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:42:02 UTC No. 16622739
Tired of seeing this ugly hag's face
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:42:39 UTC No. 16622740
>>16622739
Turn your monitor on
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:43:33 UTC No. 16622741
>>16622740
Thanks, now I can see 2 qties
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:43:34 UTC No. 16622742
>>16622735
damn that's scary. i didn't even think that was possible
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:43:36 UTC No. 16622743
>>16622733
A pallet of complementary ear plugs will need to be sent for return trips
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:44:06 UTC No. 16622745
>>16622739
print picrel and put it on your screen
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:45:27 UTC No. 16622747
>>16622735
Mercury-Redstone 4, aka Liberty Bell 7 (the naming convention of this shit has always confused me)
It was a 15 min suborbital flight, but after splashdown there was some sequence error and before the capsule could be secured the hatch blew open prematurely and the mercury capsule started flooding with water. Gus Grissom was able to get out, somehow. Bet he shit his pants though lol
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:45:35 UTC No. 16622749
>>16622735
how deep could it go before getting crushed? there's only 1 atmosphere of difference between space and a pressurized environment...
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:46:58 UTC No. 16622751
I've never known a day where there hasn't been an astronut in space... VGH
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:47:08 UTC No. 16622752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHA
CLEAR LIVE
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:47:29 UTC No. 16622753
Blonde sounds like she's trying to justify the space station
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:47:48 UTC No. 16622754
>>16622752
max-qute!
max-qute!
max-qute!
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:48:05 UTC No. 16622755
>>16622742
https://airandspace.si.edu/stories/
It was Grissom that I was half-remembering
>>16622747
Yeah this, fucking hell that must have been horrifying as his suit started getting heavier from taking on water too.
>>16622749
>how deep could it go before getting crushed?
Depends, is the door open or shut?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:48:05 UTC No. 16622756
>>16622749
they raised it off the seabed a while back. was quit a job finding it but they did. the hatch was open so it was still in one piece.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:49:57 UTC No. 16622758
>>16622735
what about the 0.000000001 chance it hits the recovery aircraft
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:50:46 UTC No. 16622760
Okay that's pretty cool
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:50:56 UTC No. 16622761
WTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF that's an UFO
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:51:40 UTC No. 16622762
>>16622758
or a whale
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:51:46 UTC No. 16622763
>>16622454
>Two full stack failures
the booster landed in both cases didn't it
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:51:49 UTC No. 16622764
Holy shit
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:51:51 UTC No. 16622765
Still mad they wasted the Dragon name on this tiny thing
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:52:07 UTC No. 16622766
SOMEONE CALL THE NEW JERSEY NATIONAL GUARD
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:52:15 UTC No. 16622767
>>16622754
>"CAWPEE DAT, FWEEDUM!"
HURRRGGG!
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:52:27 UTC No. 16622768
>>16622765
Leviathan sounds cooler
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:54:08 UTC No. 16622772
uh oh, that doesn't look good
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:54:51 UTC No. 16622773
Parachutto
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:55:14 UTC No. 16622775
>getting returned on "Freedom"
Eheheh
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:55:16 UTC No. 16622776
WEW
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:56:14 UTC No. 16622778
Reminder that SpaceX enabled a backup SuperDraco propulsive savior mode in the event of full parachute failure. Awesome ass company with the best capability
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:56:29 UTC No. 16622779
>just spent months in zero G
>first thing back on Earth, slam into ocean at 16mph
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:56:39 UTC No. 16622780
>>16622761
>>16622764
>>16622766
wth are you talking about
I was just listening, post a screencap NOW.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:56:40 UTC No. 16622781
They dead
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:56:41 UTC No. 16622782
>>16622775
>shartliner was named Calypso
>their rescue vehicle is Freedom
based
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:57:06 UTC No. 16622785
>>16622779
welcome back bitches, thought you could escape?
t. Earth
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:57:20 UTC No. 16622786
>>16622784
quit posting thunderfag
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:57:22 UTC No. 16622787
Back in my day they had to land the whole thing on a runway
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:57:23 UTC No. 16622788
>>16622782
KEK
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:57:38 UTC No. 16622790
>drone shot splashdown
KINO
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:57:41 UTC No. 16622791
>>16622780
False alarm, it was only a hypersonic capsule reentering the planet
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:57:52 UTC No. 16622792
GULF OF AMERICA
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:58:45 UTC No. 16622794
Holy shit that's cool to get such a close shot seconds after splashdown
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:58:51 UTC No. 16622796
>>16622787
newb. back in my day they sent out carrier groups for the recovery
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:58:51 UTC No. 16622797
>Gulf of America
kek
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:59:01 UTC No. 16622798
roasted marshmallow
yummy
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:59:13 UTC No. 16622800
How many whales deafened... how many turtles killed with parachute scraps... how many fish scared out of their territory...
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:59:16 UTC No. 16622801
These shitty comms are embarrassing
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 21:59:48 UTC No. 16622802
When will they leave the spacecraft?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:00:02 UTC No. 16622803
IT IS PEEING
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:00:14 UTC No. 16622804
That's a lot of piss
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:00:21 UTC No. 16622805
why is dragon taking a piss
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:00:28 UTC No. 16622806
>>16622802
See that white dot in the distance? They have to wait for that ship to crane them up and open up the hatch.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:00:33 UTC No. 16622807
The fuck is it leaking into the ocean?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:00:55 UTC No. 16622810
.....you'd think they'd have entire fleets of boats within seconds of the splashdown ready to get them out
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:01:50 UTC No. 16622812
>>16622810
Well, they do
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:01:54 UTC No. 16622813
>>16622808
>starliner mission control
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:01:56 UTC No. 16622815
uhhhhh... is the dragon leaking fuel into the ocean?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:02:39 UTC No. 16622816
>>16622805
dude this is the first stop it's had in 100 miles
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:03:00 UTC No. 16622817
now they're stranded in the ocean. how is this an improvement?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:03:03 UTC No. 16622818
>>16622810
Drones are a lot quicker than boats, and because they don't have people onboard you can be a lot less cautious with them
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:03:06 UTC No. 16622820
HII
POOO
GARLIC
FUUWMS!!!!
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:03:08 UTC No. 16622821
how long do you think the PPO is going to keep them in quarantine
the two should be split into a control and experimental group, and one retained for another month to study in detail the effects of space exposure and low gravity for such a long time
you know, because that's what's going to happen to the Mars mission
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:03:09 UTC No. 16622822
>>16622810
or even a seaking
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:03:22 UTC No. 16622823
BUCH AND SUNY HAVE INHALED TOXI FUMES
JAIL FELON HUSK NOW
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:05:41 UTC No. 16622827
>>16622817
SpaceX Boats Save Stranded Astronauts from Space Capsule Lost at Sea
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:05:45 UTC No. 16622828
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:06:11 UTC No. 16622829
It's a bit warped isn't it
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:06:30 UTC No. 16622830
how does one even end up with the job of a rigger?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:06:39 UTC No. 16622831
>>16622823
When supply for outrage doesn't meet demand, people will make their own
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:06:58 UTC No. 16622833
this is awesome
I didn't expect the stream to be this cool
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:07:43 UTC No. 16622834
high-tech lassoing
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:09:12 UTC No. 16622836
Why didn't they just land on the drone ship? Are they stupid?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:09:17 UTC No. 16622837
>>16622833
It's more fun than watching NASA dunk Orion in a swimming pool.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:09:52 UTC No. 16622839
spacex has made these missions look so cool. musk-sama i kneel...
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:10:08 UTC No. 16622840
>>16622836
One day we might even just catch it with the tower
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:10:19 UTC No. 16622841
boeing pajeets could never
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:10:56 UTC No. 16622843
>>16622815
Designated ocean
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:11:59 UTC No. 16622844
>>16622840
Did Rocketlab every try the helicopter catch thing again? They had that one test and it seemed like they had it but intentionally dropped it after a second, and that's the last I heard of any such attempt.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:12:10 UTC No. 16622845
>>16622836
It's not that easy in seafaring
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:12:21 UTC No. 16622846
The entire thing just being able to be reused is just amazing desu
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:13:04 UTC No. 16622848
>>16622846
there is no way they're reusing that beat up thing
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:13:22 UTC No. 16622849
>>16622847
He's personally driving the boat
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:13:37 UTC No. 16622850
>>16622848
They already used it 4 times before
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:13:49 UTC No. 16622851
>>16622847
yeah that was my first thought too lol. whoever he is, he stood out immediately
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:15:57 UTC No. 16622853
>Fish gathering
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:17:00 UTC No. 16622854
>Dolphins
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:17:20 UTC No. 16622855
>>16622853
Fish crave the dumped propellent
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:17:26 UTC No. 16622856
Frens
I really like spess
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:18:00 UTC No. 16622857
>>16622855
>Kamala sending paid fish to get sick
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:18:18 UTC No. 16622858
>dolphins
kino
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:18:20 UTC No. 16622859
Would (you) be able climb the capsule?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:18:21 UTC No. 16622860
>dolphins checking it out
neat
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:18:25 UTC No. 16622861
wtf are these shots lmao
seems like something out of a movie or game
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:18:54 UTC No. 16622862
>dolphins
cute!
CUTE!!!!
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:19:07 UTC No. 16622863
>The dolphins jumping
holy fucking kino
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:19:39 UTC No. 16622866
>>16622859
Easily
>>16622860
I don't think I've ever seen that before, that's awesome.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:19:47 UTC No. 16622867
I bet those are trained military dolphins.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:19:51 UTC No. 16622868
DOLPHIN BROS!
ITS PLAY TIME
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:20:40 UTC No. 16622871
>>16622867
OH FUCK IT'S THE IRANIANS
RADICAL ISLAMIST DOLPHINS
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:21:15 UTC No. 16622872
bless spacex for this dolphin watching stream
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:21:40 UTC No. 16622874
riggers
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:21:50 UTC No. 16622876
Is Robert Crippen (who flew on STS-1 with John Young of course) a hispanic? In some pictures he looks hispanic but in other pictures he doesn't.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:21:54 UTC No. 16622877
They're jumping as an all clear signal for sure.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:21:56 UTC No. 16622878
Even nature is dabbing on Shartliner
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:22:04 UTC No. 16622879
>>16622864
Thank you!
I tried to take a pic of my tv.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:22:17 UTC No. 16622881
>>16622874
mah rigga
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:22:29 UTC No. 16622882
>>16622390
Planets are wandering stars, simple as.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:22:32 UTC No. 16622883
>land on a planet
>a bunch of intelligent playful sea creatures start swimming around you
maybe earth isn't so bad bros..
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:22:34 UTC No. 16622884
Dolphins getting cancer from the hypergols fkn RIP
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:22:36 UTC No. 16622885
THE DOLPHINES JUST GOT POISONED BY THE HYPERGOLIC FUEL!!! cancel Elon Musk [math]\unicode{x1F44F}[/math] RIGHT[math]\unicode{x1F44F}[/math] NOW[math]\unicode{x1F44F}[/math]
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:23:04 UTC No. 16622886
>>16622885
>Emojis
the hell?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:23:29 UTC No. 16622887
>>16622886
newfag-kun...
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:23:36 UTC No. 16622888
>>16622884
>>16622885
Hivemind
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:24:36 UTC No. 16622890
uplifted neuralink dolphins waiting for their turn
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:25:23 UTC No. 16622891
>>16622883
This planet is an unspeakably majestic miracle spinning through the void. The roughly 8bn e*rthers infesting it, on the other hand, are not.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:25:43 UTC No. 16622893
the dolphins will mutate
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:26:20 UTC No. 16622894
>>16622869
Dolphins are silly creatures, I love them so much
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:26:35 UTC No. 16622895
>>16622890
We'll take them with us into space, chimps too.
Earthclan stronk, other clans GAY.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:27:08 UTC No. 16622897
>>16622735
>>16622758
The capsule could accidentally hit a dolphin since the Dragon capsule did splash down next to a pod of dolphins
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:27:16 UTC No. 16622898
>>16622891
The last time lesser beings ruled the planet, the retards got completely fucked up by an asteroid and went extinct. Next time we'll just deflect it.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:27:20 UTC No. 16622899
what if the astronauts don't pass the vibe check and they just dump the dragon back into the ocean?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:27:42 UTC No. 16622900
Dolphins show up, everyone cheers, sharks show up, everyone screams, end marine racism now
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:27:46 UTC No. 16622901
>>16622891
Skimming your post, I read e*rthers as niggers
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:27:49 UTC No. 16622902
>>16622893
thats how this happens
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:28:07 UTC No. 16622904
>>16622899
>TRUMP DEPORTS POOR ASTRONAUTS TO SPACE
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:28:15 UTC No. 16622905
DOLPHIIIIIIIIINSSSSSS
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:28:20 UTC No. 16622906
you're telling me that can automatically dock this thing in space on first time but can't automatically place this thing on a surface?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:28:50 UTC No. 16622908
>>16622900
content of character as been well a truly checked
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:28:56 UTC No. 16622909
>>16622899
amongus
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:28:57 UTC No. 16622910
Bruh just put the damn capsule down. I don't think we need a special pad for this shit
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:29:34 UTC No. 16622912
>>16622901
Same thing.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:29:44 UTC No. 16622913
>>16622911
execute
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:30:00 UTC No. 16622914
>>16622911
>Depress Response
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:30:02 UTC No. 16622915
So what did Sunny & Butch do all day? Jerk off?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:30:31 UTC No. 16622916
>>16622915
ISS orgy
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:31:07 UTC No. 16622917
>>16622915
play with floating skittles
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:31:09 UTC No. 16622918
somewhere thunderf00t is having a tantrum that it didn't disintegrate in the atmosphere
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:31:17 UTC No. 16622919
>>16622911
>history eraser button
so you can just kill people and delete the record?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:31:23 UTC No. 16622920
>>16622911
History earser button
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:31:25 UTC No. 16622921
>>16622911
>Accidentaly press emergency deorbit while riggers are attaching you to the ship
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:32:09 UTC No. 16622922
this feels so archaic
🗑️ Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:32:42 UTC No. 16622923
>>16622915
They did [math]\unicode{x1F9EA}[/math]scienc
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:32:48 UTC No. 16622924
>>16622911
>Breakout
>Super Breakout
I love those games
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:33:02 UTC No. 16622925
>>16622911
>history eraser button
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:33:05 UTC No. 16622926
>>16622911
It plays games too?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:33:45 UTC No. 16622929
>>16622926
There's absolutely no way there isn't any form of entertainment on board
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:34:03 UTC No. 16622930
gas mask wtf
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:34:35 UTC No. 16622931
>>16622926
Dwarf Fortress and Rimworld
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:35:21 UTC No. 16622933
>>16622931
excellent taste
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:35:27 UTC No. 16622934
>>16622931
>Dwarf Fortress
fucking elephants
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:35:40 UTC No. 16622935
imagine not taking a shower for 9 months. how bad must those tqwo smell?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:35:43 UTC No. 16622936
>>16622903
Oh fuck it's a jap, swim away little dolphins!
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:35:58 UTC No. 16622937
Pls post Hayabusa spess girl.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:36:21 UTC No. 16622938
>>16622936
KEK
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:36:24 UTC No. 16622939
>>16622935
that's what the gasmasks are for
also it's 4 people in there, newfriend
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:37:13 UTC No. 16622941
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:37:25 UTC No. 16622942
Can someone tell the sun to fuck off?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:37:29 UTC No. 16622943
FUCK OFF SUN
FUCKING GLARE
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:37:54 UTC No. 16622945
>all this just to open a door
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:37:57 UTC No. 16622946
What are they fumbling about redoing procedures. Did the guys who knew their shit quit?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:38:14 UTC No. 16622947
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:38:37 UTC No. 16622949
Just when you thought shitty glare footage was all you were going to get huh
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:38:38 UTC No. 16622950
>>16622942
>>16622943
Hivemind
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:39:07 UTC No. 16622951
kinda spacious in there
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:39:10 UTC No. 16622952
>>16622911
>history eraser
>super breakout
>execute
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:39:11 UTC No. 16622953
THEY UNCANNED THE WITCH
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:39:40 UTC No. 16622955
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:40:08 UTC No. 16622956
>>16622953
imagine the stench
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:40:16 UTC No. 16622957
>>16622939
>>16622930
PPO agents
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:40:32 UTC No. 16622958
Spaceflight is low key gay, why do we still have all the formalities
>take photos take photos
>hurry, install a side hatch temporary barrier thingee AAAAHHH ITS ALL PART OF THE MILLION PAGE PDF DETAILING RECOVERY OPS
Just open the door ffs
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:40:50 UTC No. 16622960
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:40:56 UTC No. 16622961
>>16622956
that's why they have to do this far out at sea away from any major population centers
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:42:13 UTC No. 16622964
>>16622937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKM
I cri every tiem
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:42:32 UTC No. 16622965
>>16622962
another happy landing!
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:42:43 UTC No. 16622966
>>16622962
pretty spacious ngl
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:43:46 UTC No. 16622970
>>16622966
Compare to Soyuz
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:44:02 UTC No. 16622971
>>16622955
Thank you!
First time I came to this board I was so happy how welcoming you are.
I am not an anime fan but seeing launch pad gril and Hayabusa running with a broken wing was a loving moment.
Thank you/sci/
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:44:16 UTC No. 16622972
>individualized carbon fiber footrests
really nigga
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:44:55 UTC No. 16622974
Glory to Elon Musk, rescuer of stranded astronauts!
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:44:58 UTC No. 16622975
>>16622960
magnificent. rendered or from a real probe?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:45:06 UTC No. 16622976
>>16622952
they need Zuma and the Dekker version of Lunar Lander. addictive
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:45:27 UTC No. 16622978
just noticed the dragon face lol
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:45:34 UTC No. 16622979
>>16622970
>Sad
Those are the happiest slavs
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:45:42 UTC No. 16622980
>>16622977
Geeked
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:46:20 UTC No. 16622981
>>16622474
under 100km diameter
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:46:37 UTC No. 16622982
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:47:01 UTC No. 16622983
>>16622982
kek
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:47:56 UTC No. 16622984
INJURED, PANICKING ASTRONAUTS SEEN EXITING MUSK'S CAPSULE ON A STRETCHER
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:48:02 UTC No. 16622985
>dragon slide
weeeeeeee
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:48:05 UTC No. 16622987
>>16622982
lmaoo
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:48:37 UTC No. 16622990
>>16622986
bidenbros...
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:48:51 UTC No. 16622992
>being manhandled into a wheelchair after coming home from space
humiliation ritual
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:49:08 UTC No. 16622993
looks like Nanny Ogg came to help Granny Weatherwax out of the capsule today
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:49:16 UTC No. 16622995
>>16622977
rock and stone to the bone
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:49:18 UTC No. 16622996
imagine the smell
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:49:20 UTC No. 16622997
>>16622992
if it was me i would be able to walk
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:49:41 UTC No. 16622998
>>16622970
>When you arrive the depression hits
Don't need to be an astronaut for that, just Russian.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:49:53 UTC No. 16622999
>>16622986
Imho this shit shouldnt be politicized but whatever
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:50:07 UTC No. 16623000
i would be doing push ups instead of lying in a gay bed
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:50:28 UTC No. 16623002
>>16622998
they have to go back to Russia, after all...
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:50:31 UTC No. 16623003
Are they still bloated from zero-g or why do they all look like Butch?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:51:00 UTC No. 16623004
>>16623000
>not deadlifting then doing weighted chinups as soon as they unbuckle you
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:51:06 UTC No. 16623005
>>16622960
wtf is this from? juno flyby?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:51:09 UTC No. 16623006
>>16622998
Imagine landing on a blue, warm ocean, dolphins welcome you, people smile at you... then you have to go back to a war-torn shithole
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:51:16 UTC No. 16623007
>>16622977
its just happy to be home. it was QUITE teh ride.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:51:21 UTC No. 16623008
>>16623002
>"Blyat, back in Russia"
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:51:35 UTC No. 16623009
>>16622999
that's not the problem. I would be okay with them rubbing it in if it actually happened. They're literally lying now, which is beyond pathetic.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:52:05 UTC No. 16623010
>>16622990
Lots of luck on your trip to the moon!
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:53:18 UTC No. 16623012
>>16622739
>>16622739
>>16622739
>>16622739
>>16622739
>>16622739
>>16622739
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:53:20 UTC No. 16623013
>Return to the US
>Immediately get put in a "mobility aid"
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:53:56 UTC No. 16623015
>>16623013
lol
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:53:57 UTC No. 16623016
>>16623013
they've only been in america for a few minutes and they've already gained tons of weight. sad!
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:53:59 UTC No. 16623017
she seems strong. i woulda shed a tear
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:54:08 UTC No. 16623018
It must be disorientating being in free fall for nine months then suddenly feeling constant 1G.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:54:24 UTC No. 16623019
>>16623011
We did, but we all had our fingers crossed so it doesn't count.
>>16623013
Get an IV set up and drip-feed HFCS, those astronauts have gone without it for months.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:54:34 UTC No. 16623020
>republicans rescue a witch from certain death
weird timeline
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:54:57 UTC No. 16623023
>Wilmore-san
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:55:41 UTC No. 16623026
the press conference will be wild
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:55:45 UTC No. 16623027
bros, i'm starting to lose hope that we will colonise the stars... space is just incomprehensibly vast... normies truly cannot even begin to grasp it....
https://youtu.be/vcJHHU9upyE
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:57:08 UTC No. 16623029
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:57:17 UTC No. 16623030
I'd probably devour an entire roasted pig after being stuck up there with shit food and shit air
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:57:25 UTC No. 16623031
>>16623027
>space is just incomprehensibly vast
it's tiny. With even 1% of mankind's effort dedicated to it, we could colonize the solar system within the next few decades. Neighboring stars withing a hundred years. Just got to genocide all the minorities and lobotomize women.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:57:37 UTC No. 16623033
>>16622962
Me and my gamer crew cutting in line to get the new red dew.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:58:22 UTC No. 16623036
>>16623027
20 or so years ago my town's main street got a series of little plaques measuring out the relative distances of the planets from a little sun, it's a long walk from the sun all the way out to the plaque for Voyager. Also that last plaque should be another few blocks further out, now.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:58:27 UTC No. 16623037
>>16623032
That's faster than getting my family into the car to go to mcdonalds
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:00:04 UTC No. 16623038
I liked the dolphins.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:00:22 UTC No. 16623041
>>16622964
;_:
Just what I was looking for.
Thank you my friend.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:00:21 UTC No. 16623042
>>16623027
Everyone is wasting time on Mars when the best use of taxpayer money is to drill down to the inner core of the moon and see if we could create an underground city inside the moon
Underground City on the Moon, illustrated by Roy Scarfo, 1965.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:00:31 UTC No. 16623043
>gommen gorboba-san
aieeeee too cute
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:01:10 UTC No. 16623045
>>16623040
SOVL
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:02:33 UTC No. 16623048
>>16623040
Yeah this was kino. Loved the dolphins
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:05:17 UTC No. 16623050
>>16622388
Must have been a great relief to be unloaded from that vessel, almost a year of uncertainity, if you'll ever stand on Earth's surface again.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:05:42 UTC No. 16623051
>>16623041
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/18
Have another, anon. I never see this one posted anymore.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:09:28 UTC No. 16623054
>>16622986
>Promise made, promise kept
okay, and the JFK files and Epstein list?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:10:23 UTC No. 16623055
>>16623040
In the thumbnail it looks like a sad shark.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:11:22 UTC No. 16623056
>>16623054
cool it with the antisemitism
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:14:46 UTC No. 16623058
>16623050
bait post
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:16:06 UTC No. 16623059
So these butch and suni people were stuck in a dragon capsule for 200 days? Woah. Isn't that a Musk spaceship?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:17:06 UTC No. 16623060
>>16623040
Most sovlful perfect East Coast sendoff, will the Pacific deliver us such fishy kino?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:18:08 UTC No. 16623062
>>16623059
aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:18:23 UTC No. 16623063
>>16623042
seems more reasonable that most other ideas although i dont think it will look like that
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:18:52 UTC No. 16623064
>>16622688
>yfw an astronaut on the ISS is the one telling you you're a retard and to kys
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:19:42 UTC No. 16623065
>>16623064
sorry I meant
>passenger on ther ISS
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:21:08 UTC No. 16623067
>>16623060
The Pacific is full of sharks, not so nice. Nasty guys.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:21:59 UTC No. 16623069
>>16622595
Ive been trying to find this clip for YEARS
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:22:10 UTC No. 16623070
>>16622964
cried
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:23:05 UTC No. 16623073
>>16622746
Me too. She was very cute in 3d.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:23:57 UTC No. 16623075
>>16622595
lmao he does not look like his profile pic
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:24:00 UTC No. 16623076
>>16623071
A CIA agent just over the horizon
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:24:51 UTC No. 16623079
Jeff Foust MALDING HAHAHAH
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:24:55 UTC No. 16623080
>>16623071
I wouldn't worry about it.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:25:09 UTC No. 16623081
>>16623059
They were happily living inside Boeing's Starliner but evil Felon Musk remotely tore the helium pipes and sent them a used capsule that was supposed to be scrapped so he could be framed as the hero and win America's presidency
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:25:43 UTC No. 16623082
>>16622977
Dark Aquatic Ritual
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:25:49 UTC No. 16623083
>>16622620
>there is work
yeah, sex work
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:26:36 UTC No. 16623084
https://www.youtube.com/live/XJVKM9
3 mins
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:30:33 UTC No. 16623087
>>16623054
https://www.archives.gov/research/j
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:31:28 UTC No. 16623089
>>16623088
spill prevention kit or some shit, who knows
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:31:28 UTC No. 16623090
>>16623088
dolphin bait
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:32:34 UTC No. 16623091
>>16623088
maybe for draining the emergency thrusters?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:34:00 UTC No. 16623092
>>16623088
Just in case the astronauts arrive with some space virus and they need to get rid of the bodies
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:47:42 UTC No. 16623101
>>16623099
God I miss the 90s
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:48:10 UTC No. 16623102
>>16623099
god this takes me back
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:49:28 UTC No. 16623105
>>16623099
god I'm indifferent to this
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:50:22 UTC No. 16623108
>>16623027
>Proxima Centauri's diameter is about one-seventh (14%) the diameter of the Sun.
>uses the same golf ball
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:52:11 UTC No. 16623110
>>16623107
venus balloon colonies or die
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:53:52 UTC No. 16623113
>>16623099
god I can't wait for the future
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:57:33 UTC No. 16623119
>bringing people home on a boeing vehicle
lmao?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:00:43 UTC No. 16623123
It's good that the ISS prisoners have been rescued
The ISS needs to be deorbited so that we don't need to put hostages up there anymore
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:02:19 UTC No. 16623124
>>16623123
It needs to be de-orbited and replaced with a von Braun station ASAP.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:02:57 UTC No. 16623125
>>16622482
try replacing all the highway signs from miles to kilometers in a way thats in any way efficient. DOGE should bring back the Imperial system
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:05:52 UTC No. 16623129
>>16623099
Kino
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:06:28 UTC No. 16623131
Elon I’m trapped on Earth I need to be saved
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:09:12 UTC No. 16623132
Those guys werent actually stranded and they enjoyed being in space. so what was the problem?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:09:41 UTC No. 16623134
>its not rape if she enjoyed it
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:10:18 UTC No. 16623135
>>16623132
Biden imprisoned them in space
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:10:41 UTC No. 16623138
>>16623134
literally yes
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:13:04 UTC No. 16623140
>>16623125
Forget the expense of it, just try coming up with a rational reason to justify the effort of switching in the first place.
>it's just so much more LOGICAL and INTUITIVE if the unit of length is based off one ten millionth of the distance of the equator and the north pole, passing through paris
>noo you don't understand, I NEED to easily convert the distance from here to Chicago into centimeters by multiplying by 10s, because... um....
statements of the utterly deranged
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:15:54 UTC No. 16623142
>>16623134
>zoomers actually think like this
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:16:50 UTC No. 16623143
>>16623134
what if she doesn't enjoy it?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:20:41 UTC No. 16623146
>>16623124
agreed
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:21:55 UTC No. 16623150
>>16623134
>>16623142
>>16623143
Please compose yourselves. What is Suni going to think when she gets online after her long imprisonment in space, to check her favorite general, /sfg/, and all she finds is an argument about technical minutiae of rape?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:29:10 UTC No. 16623158
>>16623107
Everyone be like
>Brooo Mars is so tiny
Meanwhile Mercuryfags are getting mogged by literals moons
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:31:37 UTC No. 16623160
>>16623107
fucking Venus cucking us out of a whole Earth-sized world surface to explore aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:31:48 UTC No. 16623161
https://x.com/dpoddolphinpro/status
>BREAKING: NASA's Steve Stich says that NASA is looking into performing a 3rd Un-crewed Starliner Flight Test, as an option for the vehicle's next flight.
>He follows by saying that NASA wants a "crew-capable vehicle". "We'll look at the test data and make a decision whether to fly it crewed or un-crewed". He also mentions that Boeing Space wants to fly a new spacesuit eventually.
>Stich continues by reiterating the need to eliminate the helium leaks and the service module thruster issues observed during docking of Starliner CFT.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:32:43 UTC No. 16623162
>>16622915
They did a spacewalk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQD
>>16622917
>>16622916
Why are /pol/ tourists so confident when they clearly know nothing?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:40:22 UTC No. 16623166
>>16623161
Okay but how funny would it be if a third mission failed
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:43:09 UTC No. 16623168
Can tiny SpaceX rock Boeing?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:44:26 UTC No. 16623169
https://arstechnica.com/space/2025/
>Can NASA remain nonpartisan when basic spaceflight truths are shredded?
Berger's losing it
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:47:20 UTC No. 16623173
>>16623169
They were PRISONERS Burger... Mr Trump and Elon FREED them
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:47:52 UTC No. 16623174
>>16623161
Oh my God they're doing it again
🗑️ Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:49:25 UTC No. 16623177
>>16623175
>Engine runs in two weeks
Ahhh, thank you astronaut demonstrator Rook
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:51:21 UTC No. 16623178
>>16623175
>Engine runs in two weeks
Ahhh, thank you astronaut administrator Rook
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:51:22 UTC No. 16623179
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 00:57:32 UTC No. 16623185
>>16623177
>>16623178
HAHA LOSER
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 01:00:34 UTC No. 16623188
>>16623185
>HAHA LOSER
>UTC -4
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 01:03:28 UTC No. 16623190
>>16623040
It's funny how those dolphins have no idea where that thing's actually been, sure they came to check out this weird clam but they do not and will never know that it was just orbiting the Earth a little bit earlier
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 01:05:14 UTC No. 16623191
>>16623190
>he doesn't know
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 01:06:31 UTC No. 16623194
>>16623191
Those particular dolphins have never been to space, even if their ancestors descended from there
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 01:06:40 UTC No. 16623197
>>16623190
they no know concept of space
they no know concept of orbit
nor of capsule, or reentry,
and they just fine with that
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 01:06:43 UTC No. 16623198
>>16622952
>execute
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 01:07:41 UTC No. 16623199
>>16623197
I think we need to figure out how to explain orbital mechanics to dolphins
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 01:17:22 UTC No. 16623206
>>16623188
kek
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 01:18:08 UTC No. 16623208
>>16623188
typical BR's
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 01:23:34 UTC No. 16623214
>>16623190
>>16623197
Something from /g/
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 01:23:54 UTC No. 16623215
>>16623199
Quick, live in a half-flooded home with dolphins, do acid together and jerk them off. We'll crack the secrets of their language in 2 weeks.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 01:25:18 UTC No. 16623218
>>16623215
can I have female dolphins instead?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 01:46:51 UTC No. 16623232
>>16623135
who? they could come home any time.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 01:53:46 UTC No. 16623236
>>16623169
I think he's got a point there honestly. Maybe I just have Trump fatigue after eight years, and it's only the first year of his term lol. Usually I try to just not pay attention to this stuff but then I come look at space stuff and there he is again like, me and Elon built the Dragon spaceship to go rescue them from Joe Biden
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 01:57:47 UTC No. 16623239
>>16623169
berger is right once again
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 02:02:36 UTC No. 16623245
>>16623236
The evil Vampire Lord Biden, residing in his Space Station Lair, enthralled these two poor Americans and trapped them in space and sapped their life force. Heroic warrior of Christ, Elon Musk, captured a dragon and rode it to space to personally conduct the rescue.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 02:14:10 UTC No. 16623253
>>16623245
that sounds about right
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 02:20:37 UTC No. 16623256
why can't the cargo dragon be slightly modified so that in an EMERGENCY a half dozen seats can fold down from the walls and it take astronauts down automatically?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 02:34:50 UTC No. 16623266
>>16623169
> Yet perverting that good news story into some tawdry political gain cheapens SpaceX, NASA, and Wilmore and Williams. In this case, the truth was beautiful. When one American space company had a problem, another stepped in, and the heroic astronauts made it home safely with a perfect backdrop. If only the story ended there.
"Abloo!" Guess Burger's book didn't sell and now he's trying to fleece the rubes on the Left.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 02:45:16 UTC No. 16623276
>>16623271
I think Berger caught a case of TDS that evolved into EDS when Elon went all in on endorsing him for the 2024 election.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 02:45:19 UTC No. 16623277
>>16623261
What's really wild is that the reusable version is supposed to use five cores and land all of them as a single block
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 02:45:46 UTC No. 16623278
>>16623271
berger confirmed for booty blasted
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 02:49:54 UTC No. 16623283
>>16623245
Trump subdued and tamed the Void Dragon, an ancient being from beyond the stars, and entrusted it to Commander Elon to ride it into orbit and free the brave spacemen from the clutches of wicked Lord Biden
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 02:50:43 UTC No. 16623284
>>16623266
>heroic astronauts
These people are doing mildly hazardous scientific work at this point. There isn't even anything groundbreaking going on, where's the "heroism"?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 02:55:20 UTC No. 16623290
>>16623271
Get my wife's name out of your mother fucking mouth
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 03:03:11 UTC No. 16623294
>>16623271
>A throne of lies
oh my god GET OVER IT so dramatic
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 03:03:33 UTC No. 16623295
>>16623271
>"this is why we can't have nice things"
He's a faggot redditor who is obliged to hate America and seethe at pro-American things.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 03:11:14 UTC No. 16623300
>>16623295
How does renaming a body of water help America?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 03:13:36 UTC No. 16623302
>>16623300
Why does naming the Gulf after the continent instead of one of the nations it touches anger you?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 03:15:35 UTC No. 16623304
>>16623300
Costs nothing and I like it better.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 03:20:23 UTC No. 16623308
>>16623300
It's fun and more accurate this way
It also smokes out crypto-redditors
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 03:34:15 UTC No. 16623313
>>16623308
>>16623304
>>16623302
So.... it gets us nothing, but it owns the libs. Great. I will feed my family with owned libs.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 03:38:12 UTC No. 16623314
>>16623300
It's loud in the media cycle while they surgically remove the corrupted arm of US soft power. There's a major restructuring going on right now and it's important to flood the news cycle so the normalfag is too fatigued to whip up
>>16623313
Food is literally free in the United States, get a grip
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 03:40:50 UTC No. 16623316
>>16623313
The ducks in the park are free. You can just eat them.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 03:41:11 UTC No. 16623317
>>16623300
Biden autopenned a lot of highly restrictive regulation about drilling in the Gulf of Mexico. As the Gulf of Mexico no longer exists as a legal entity all of those regulations are null and void. No one on the Left thought to object because they couldn't see past the Gulf of America memes.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 03:41:42 UTC No. 16623318
>>16623313
>but it owns the libs
This is the same level of understanding as the left wing pundits who couldn't understand why the right was making Vance memes.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 03:42:16 UTC No. 16623319
>>16623317
Crazy how fast the autopen script got uploaded
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 03:42:54 UTC No. 16623320
Since I can't do anything to contribute to space flight should I just dedicate myself to making autistically realistic 3d renders?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 04:00:03 UTC No. 16623323
>>16623300
How did renaming Mount McKinley to some pajeet-sounding name help America?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 04:06:28 UTC No. 16623324
>>16623323
It got brown kids more interested in moutntainology
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 04:08:02 UTC No. 16623326
>>16623324
Brown kids have the Himalayas. If they didn't care about mountains already, they weren't about to start.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 04:31:35 UTC No. 16623336
just curious, if you strapped 4 of those GEM solid rocket boosters to the first stage of a Falcon 9 how much more could it lift? as much as a Falcon Heavy? More?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 04:32:26 UTC No. 16623337
>>16623320
We need more spaceflight games
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 04:52:12 UTC No. 16623345
>>16623337
I would do that if I knew a good programmer
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 04:53:12 UTC No. 16623346
>>16623336
It could just barely lift my ballsack into the air
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 04:59:15 UTC No. 16623350
>>16623336
way less
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 04:59:30 UTC No. 16623351
>>16623197
I bet dolphins could understand spacecraft if we explained it to them. I’m sure they already get boats. Probably seaplanes too if they’ve seen any.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 05:14:47 UTC No. 16623357
Trump saved a Russian too?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 05:17:18 UTC No. 16623358
>>16623336
It's not rated for nearly twice its take-off thrust
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 05:24:39 UTC No. 16623362
>>16623107
Titan is almost as big as Mars.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 05:35:02 UTC No. 16623366
>>16623362
Titan is made of frozen farts so it has no mass or gravity
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 05:37:15 UTC No. 16623367
>>>/vg/518283584
Could a nuclear bomb explosion thrust spaceplane work? Turbofan or sabre hybrid secondary engines to get it off the ground and for thrust attitude control, activate the nuclear bomb engine mid air
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 05:38:28 UTC No. 16623369
>>16623358
Does it even matter if the TWR stays the same
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 05:58:32 UTC No. 16623379
>>16623366
Better than being made of rust and poison.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 06:01:04 UTC No. 16623382
>>16623379
It's really not
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 06:03:23 UTC No. 16623386
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 07:08:56 UTC No. 16623403
>>16623071
a white hole
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 07:35:02 UTC No. 16623415
>>16623382
Titan colonists will be genetically engineered to naturally survive on Titan
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 07:36:28 UTC No. 16623417
>>16623386
You wouldn't be able to see Saturn anywhere that clearly if at all on Titan's surface. The atmosphere is constantly thick and opaque.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 07:38:21 UTC No. 16623418
>>16623417
Simply remove Titan's atmosphere
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 07:40:17 UTC No. 16623420
>>16623418
You won't be allowed to do that.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 09:38:42 UTC No. 16623451
https://x.com/cb_doge/status/190225
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 09:48:17 UTC No. 16623454
>>16623451
now I can't post 'sfg is dead' >:(
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 10:19:36 UTC No. 16623473
>>16623245
i think you meant ensnared
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 10:31:58 UTC No. 16623479
>>16623454
it is dead, its just me posting around the clock
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 10:40:10 UTC No. 16623484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um-
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 10:52:50 UTC No. 16623487
>>16622595
Another insightful post from the thread.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 10:54:05 UTC No. 16623488
>>16623284
> mildly hazardous
Astronauts have a 3% death rate -- thanks Shuttle -- or higher.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 10:59:03 UTC No. 16623489
Literally what did he mean by this
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/19022
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 10:59:47 UTC No. 16623490
>>16623489
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH is what he meant
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 11:24:56 UTC No. 16623496
>>16623271
The actual reason why trump renamed it the gulf of america is so funny to.
It's all because biden banned drilling in the gulf of mexico.
So they just renamed it so the executive order would no longer apply lol
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 11:31:01 UTC No. 16623500
>>16623451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03-
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 11:32:15 UTC No. 16623502
>>16623496
The real reason why Elon wants to change it to Starbase...
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 11:37:20 UTC No. 16623505
>>16623487
Forgetting SpaceShipOne also because it's useless.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 11:37:47 UTC No. 16623506
>>16623496
Couldn't he just rescind Biden's order?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 11:38:19 UTC No. 16623507
>>16623487
>How many more Starship explosions in orbit which cost $100m each time
Midwit faggot seems to think they bill NASA for that. Apparently Boeing aren't the only morons who can't understand what the words "fixed price contract" mean.
also
>muh DC-X
>muh SSTO VTOL
midwit status confirmed
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 11:39:22 UTC No. 16623509
>>16623506
if its a law passed by congress then its more complicated and might require congress to overturn it
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 11:40:06 UTC No. 16623510
>>16623506
Yes.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 11:52:21 UTC No. 16623515
>>16623506
Funnier this way
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 11:54:19 UTC No. 16623519
I’m not even trolling, so did Biden (his administration, I guess) actually bar a flight to go get Butch and Suni back earlier??
And Musk is now thanking Donald Trump for “prioritizing” this mission… correct me if I’m wrong but crew-9 going up there and returning had NOTHING to do with the President’s orders…
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 11:57:38 UTC No. 16623520
>>16623519
it came back a few days earlier or something so technically he is correct
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 11:58:00 UTC No. 16623521
>>16623519
When Musk says
>and thanks to president trump for prioritizing this
he means “thanks for prioritizing it as a political thing,” not prioritizing it and ordering the mission
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 12:05:25 UTC No. 16623526
>>16623519
>did Biden (his administration, I guess) actually bar a flight to go get Butch and Suni back earlier??
Probably not. NASA didn't want to buy another flight for no practical reason since the astronauts weren't stranded.
>>16623520
it came back almost a month late, because of Dragon issues which caused delays in launching Crew-10. The passengers were supposed to be back last month...
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 12:09:29 UTC No. 16623528
>>16623487
saying spacex almost died is a wild exaggeration
they would have just needed another round of funding
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 12:09:53 UTC No. 16623529
>>16623526
>Biden admin sabotaged Dragon
scary
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 12:28:24 UTC No. 16623539
>>16622390
Expansive, dwarf planets are planets
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 12:31:26 UTC No. 16623543
>>16623539
I could never be coerced to include Ceres as a planet
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 12:32:02 UTC No. 16623544
>>16623519
You are correct. It's just blowing smoke for normies who don't know how anything works. The only real delay that happened for crew-10 was from issues at SpaceX getting it ready for launch, and then ground control issues scrubbing the launch.
Hypothetically NASA could have made an entire new mission to get them home ASAP, but it made more sense to just slot them into normal crew-9 -> crew-10 rotation.
Anyone telling you different is just lying to you.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 12:38:24 UTC No. 16623550
>>16623101
I getmore of a 00s frutiger aero vibe from it
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 12:43:49 UTC No. 16623555
>>16623552
BBQ
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 12:45:04 UTC No. 16623557
>>16623528
it was a risk real enough to make Elon have constant nightmares.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 12:45:41 UTC No. 16623559
>>16623552
I'll be making the stew in the usual place, bring your own plate.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 12:49:24 UTC No. 16623561
>>16622445
I need to see some active cooling tiles in operation this time
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 12:50:34 UTC No. 16623563
>>16623561
You'll get to see fireworks once again
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 12:53:21 UTC No. 16623564
>>16623561
Uhm actually the Ship will explode a few minutes after launch, and that's a good thing, it's called iterative design sweetie. [math]\unicode{x1F618}[/math]
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 12:55:40 UTC No. 16623567
>>16622689
maybe having a monster for a father is the secret ingredient
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 12:59:46 UTC No. 16623570
>>16622901
yeah
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:03:52 UTC No. 16623572
>>16622999
then maybe the Biden admin shouldn't have politicized it
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:05:39 UTC No. 16623576
>>16623564
You don't have to cool tiles that have already blown up.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:06:29 UTC No. 16623577
>>16623054
>what about the thing that just happened today?!
>when will that happen?!
are you retarded?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:08:11 UTC No. 16623578
>>16623110
venus: balloon colonies or die
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:09:22 UTC No. 16623579
>>16623150
She will just be happy to read all the compliments about her appearance
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:09:31 UTC No. 16623580
I am too lazy to do anything productive.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:10:40 UTC No. 16623582
>>16623161
o i am laffin
u r one cheeky cunt
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:14:23 UTC No. 16623585
>>16623300
It gives us an occasion to laugh and reminds foreigners of their place in the universe
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:16:22 UTC No. 16623587
>>16623313
>ignores actual attempts to save the economy and direct taxes back to the betterment of American citizens
>complains bitterly about a change that costs nothing
Shalom!
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:17:44 UTC No. 16623589
>>16623319
>actually the people who DON'T simply regurgitate whatever is on the mainstream media are the NPCs
okay, retard
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:18:38 UTC No. 16623590
>>16623587
>attempts to save the economy
kek, may we see them?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:24:44 UTC No. 16623593
>>16623567
From what I gathered, Elon was always a weird kid, on the spectrum probably, he wanted to have friends but didn't really know how to make any. But a bunch of people speculated that the rough upbringing also affected his empathy. Just this weird shit about how Errol would randomly just start talking shit about the kids for hours and they'd just have to stand there and listen, or they'd go to some scout camp where all the kids had to fight for food if they wanted to eat. From what I understand, an abusive childhood will affect your brain development, basically make you more of a sociopath, which is different from antisocial personality disorder that you're born with. Elon can be notoriously harsh and even mentions his lack of empathy as a positive in managing companies, since he can just switch it off and fire people just based on if they're worth keeping around or not or demand ridiculous work hours and borderline impossible deadlines. It's said that he's not always a dick and can be very caring and nice if he feels like it, but then with his companies he just treats workers as a resource pretty much. Kimbal is more normal but then he's been less successful in his ventures
But I'll say they have a very similar way of talking lol. Maybe Elon time is also a result of learning from his dad, Errol will just straight up make up stuff and lie about random things, Elon seems to just channel that into when he says like yeah the cars will be fully self-driving in a year, for six years straight. Probably doesn't believe it himself, but it's basically just a way to make people work faster so that even when it's late, it's still finished faster than with a normal work pace. If everything's going fine, he'll just come up with some nightmare scenario like guys we need to finish these engines in a month or we'll all die
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:27:13 UTC No. 16623595
>>16623590
>oh no! they're cutting all my heckin' valid aid programs
>they're doing literally nothing!
I strongly encourage you to kill yourself
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:29:10 UTC No. 16623598
>>16623589
Now the NPC switches to the "mainstream" media script
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:30:24 UTC No. 16623601
>>16623595
why are you quoting yourself, sperg?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:36:21 UTC No. 16623603
>>16623601
oh its you
you lost
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:40:08 UTC No. 16623605
>>16623603
I won actually. Cope and seethe, sperg.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:41:41 UTC No. 16623606
>>16623605
You have been having these meltdowns shitting your pants basically every single thread
its amazing and hilarious
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:42:00 UTC No. 16623607
WTF happened to my general
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:43:37 UTC No. 16623608
>>16623607
The worst, unemployed autists.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:43:54 UTC No. 16623609
>>16623606
cute projection. Who has been having schizo melties every thread about troons and leftists again?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:45:05 UTC No. 16623610
>>16623607
/pol/nigger infestation. I'm afraid it's terminal.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:48:21 UTC No. 16623614
>>16623607
Bruh is mad [math]\unicode{x1F480}[/math][math]
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:48:21 UTC No. 16623615
>>16623607
It's early morning on a Wednesday. There's no breaking space news and there aren't going to be any launches until at least tomorrow. People are elsewhere or doing other things, so the only ones posting are the turbo autists.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:53:02 UTC No. 16623619
>>16623245
>Heroic warrior of Christ
>Elon Musk
Pick one
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:55:42 UTC No. 16623622
>>16623607
concrete is rolling over in its grave
🗑️ Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:56:01 UTC No. 16623623
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:57:44 UTC No. 16623624
>>16623615
I'm posting from work but only because we've got some downtime at the moment.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:00:08 UTC No. 16623627
>>16623623
yoo look at that mf, he thinks racism is funny[math]\unicode{x1F923}[/math]
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:05:45 UTC No. 16623629
starship current design is retarded
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:06:13 UTC No. 16623630
>>16623627
Because it is.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:10:14 UTC No. 16623633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKx
>In Part 2 of our Verdict Exclusive from The White House, *Elon Musk discusses the future of space travel and his plans to colonize Mars*. He shares his inspirations and a story about trying to buy ICBM rockets from the Russians. Sen. Cruz and Ben Ferguson explore Musk's views on business, the journey from idea to execution, and why he believes sleep and social dining gatherings are highly overrated. All this and more on Verdict with Senator Ted Cruz.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:10:51 UTC No. 16623634
Reminder that Boeing’s Starliner was awarded the bigger $$$ of the two ComCrew contracts
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:11:34 UTC No. 16623637
>>16623526
Also it would have screwed up the crew schedules for both the ISS and the crew dragon program
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:11:45 UTC No. 16623638
>>16623615
this wasn't the case a year ago, or at least it was way less prominent. What changed?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:14:58 UTC No. 16623640
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:18:54 UTC No. 16623643
>>16623642
the northern areas are probably the most likely
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:20:14 UTC No. 16623645
>>16623642
>almost on the north pole
lmao not happening
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:26:37 UTC No. 16623649
>>16623643
in the 2024 starship update
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU
I tried to find the slide by scanning that but didnt find it
in the interview >>16623633 Cruz asked why Arcadia Planitia and Musk just ignored the question
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:28:26 UTC No. 16623652
>>16623645
that’s only about as far north as germany
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:29:31 UTC No. 16623655
>>16623652
and look what happened to germany!
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:30:58 UTC No. 16623658
>>16623313
Please re-read
>>16623304
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:34:37 UTC No. 16623659
>>16623645
>>16623642
The landing sites were choses years ago
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:45:38 UTC No. 16623667
>>16623658
>NOOOOOO USE MY CHOSEN NAME!!!! YOU NEED TO AFFIRM MY CHOICES SO I FEEL GOOD AND SPECIAL!!!
Nah I'll keep using your dead name, sorry.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:46:45 UTC No. 16623668
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:49:18 UTC No. 16623670
>>16623667
kek
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 15:03:53 UTC No. 16623677
Today was a terrible day so far.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 15:06:54 UTC No. 16623679
>>16623677
tomorrow will be an even worse today.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 15:07:12 UTC No. 16623680
>>16623677
The horrors persist, yet so do I
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 15:39:17 UTC No. 16623700
>>16623694
h-hot
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 15:40:29 UTC No. 16623703
>>16623694
Just buy a wetsuit for your girlfriend.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 15:54:42 UTC No. 16623711
>>16623667
based
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 16:30:41 UTC No. 16623720
>>16623589
>heritage foundation talking points "aren't mainstream"
That's pretty convenient.
>The Heritage Foundation has had significant influence in U.S. public policy making, and has historically been ranked among the most influential public policy organizations in the United States.[5]
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 16:37:09 UTC No. 16623725
>>16623703
they make wetsuits for dogs?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 16:37:17 UTC No. 16623726
>>16623718
Yeah and it has had hardware for like 2 years now, and additional composite tanks that Boeing is trying to grift NASA into switching over to.
Even if SLS isn’t killed soon, I believe EUS will be killed completely (and that’s a good thing)
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 17:05:50 UTC No. 16623739
>>16623727
Also a new Eager kino.
https://youtu.be/9tu6WpRIfoo?si=CSe
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 17:08:01 UTC No. 16623740
>>16623727
Omw to explore uranus with a big rubber
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 17:37:14 UTC No. 16623753
>>16623740
Uranus isn't a gas giant tho
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 17:52:41 UTC No. 16623761
>>16623694
wonder if she saw the dolphins and seriously considered swimming with them at that time lmao
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 17:53:17 UTC No. 16623762
ur moms anus is a gas giant
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 17:55:06 UTC No. 16623766
>>16623761
The problem with wild animals, you never really know if they're going to just chill or straight up murder you. Imagine running into an orangutan in a forest, it might seem laid back until it goes into some monke rage and eats your face
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 17:57:00 UTC No. 16623769
>>16623766
dolphins are playful!!~ come jump in the water, you'll be fine, w - they don't bite lool!
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:05:19 UTC No. 16623777
>they were never stranded in space, you dont know what you're talking about chuddie
why do they think they can talk down to spacefags who have been following spaceflight closely for 10+ years?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:06:23 UTC No. 16623778
A pack of dolphins see a spacecraft land in the ocean. They wonder what it is, and a human starts explaining it was flown high into the air and even orbited around the world outside the atmosphere. They explain that one day humans hope to colonize other planets and maybe even travel to other solar systems to explore the galaxy. The universe is like an endless vast ocean, and with spacecraft you can float through the harsh vacuum of space to other celestial bodies. Jupiter's moon Europa has massive oceans under its icy surface, hundreds of kilometers deep. Some humans hope to explore these other worlds, such as Mars, Titan, maybe even Venus. A dolphin thinks about it for a second and replies "for what porpoise"
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:08:09 UTC No. 16623781
>>16623778
>Jupiter's moon Europa has massive oceans under its icy surface, hundreds of kilometers deep.
>"we know", the dolphin replies
>"we need to return"
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:09:43 UTC No. 16623782
https://x.com/SenBillNelson/status/
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:11:37 UTC No. 16623785
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:11:55 UTC No. 16623786
>>16623778
dolphins understand why white men climb mountains. they would too if they could.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:13:05 UTC No. 16623787
>>16623782
Weird way to phrase all that
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:14:07 UTC No. 16623788
>>16623785
she did not come back like that at all
thats the Starliner suit
god I hate retards
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:14:54 UTC No. 16623790
>>16623782
Wait this is actually based lmao
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:16:18 UTC No. 16623793
>>16623783
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/pZ8iYn0y4vc?si=2CK
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:27:21 UTC No. 16623800
>>16623727
I've be been saying this for years but nobody pays attention. The unmanned version of this should be doable right now. Wondering if the trace amounts of sulfuric acid are low enough to go outside without a pressure suit. It'll be a bit toasty but you could trade some atmospheric pressure for lower temps. Just bring an O2 supply and don't fall overboard.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:28:00 UTC No. 16623801
>>16623783
lets be real, the dolphins were there for that fat ass
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:28:42 UTC No. 16623802
>>16623788
This whole situation made me realize that average person has no idea about what's happening in space.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:28:55 UTC No. 16623803
>>16623800
lots of stuff is doable. wished they done the manned fly by of venus after Apollo was shut down. would have been awesome
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:29:15 UTC No. 16623804
>>16623782
brutal
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:29:57 UTC No. 16623805
>>16623788
>waah the ISS is fake and gay etc
just another dumb flat earther meme.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:36:49 UTC No. 16623808
>>16623804
>find out why the jets were misfiring
do we know why the teflon deformed and have a remedy for it
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:38:10 UTC No. 16623810
>>16623808
Wasn’t it found that the vendors boeing was using weren’t making shit to spec?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:45:35 UTC No. 16623815
>>16623808
Teflon is not suited to the task and literally a prohibited material for the application. Boeing got into a lawsuit with Aerojet over it but ultimately swept it under the rug like they do with most of their problems.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 18:45:57 UTC No. 16623816
>>16623810
I thought it was because it was a well known issue that teflon degrades when exposed to hypergolics and boeing just didn't know or ignored it.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:04:03 UTC No. 16623819
>>16623753
ice giants, too
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:08:44 UTC No. 16623821
>>16623778
kek
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:16:07 UTC No. 16623824
>Elon says a million people on Mars in 20 years
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:16:23 UTC No. 16623825
>>16623808
>do we know why the teflon deformed
Boeing put the engine nozzles IN the doghouse and never tested so they didn't realize the engines were cooking themselves.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:17:34 UTC No. 16623827
>>16623824
>elon says
>in 20 years
So considering Elon time, it's never?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:28:04 UTC No. 16623832
>>16623824
>dumps ashes of people who pay to have their loved ones rest on mars
>promises kept
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:36:32 UTC No. 16623833
>>16623824
note: a phone running grok counts as 10 people because it's 10x as smart as the dumbest person ever
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:39:18 UTC No. 16623835
>>16623557
im sure every business owner has nightmares at some point
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:40:19 UTC No. 16623836
>>16623578
There will be no grammar bolsheviks on Venus
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:42:28 UTC No. 16623837
>>16623824
Starting from this point even with a working rocket and infinite money it would be nearly impossible to get that many there in 20 years.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:46:53 UTC No. 16623839
>>16623837
He said this four hours ago
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:47:16 UTC No. 16623840
>>16623837
Not if you land as many horny people as possible and tell them to fuck like rabbits
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:49:07 UTC No. 16623842
>>16623837
You don't get a Mars colony of any size by focusing on bootprints and flags.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:49:10 UTC No. 16623843
>>16623837
population can double every 3 years naturally
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:51:00 UTC No. 16623845
>>16623837
no, you just need to ramp up Starship launches so you build thousands of them
start with a small colony that expands very rapidly with a new bigger wave of colonists every 26 months
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:51:05 UTC No. 16623846
>>16623824
>1 million in 20 years
lol, an optimistic timeline would probably have a few thousand by the end of the century
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:52:59 UTC No. 16623848
>>16623846
100 people in a starship is not a joke mate
you will live in the pod and eat the vat grown hard tack
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 19:58:00 UTC No. 16623852
>>16623846
A million in 20 years is too high, a few thousand by the end of the century is too low.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:01:30 UTC No. 16623854
>>16623851
1m in 30 years sounds technically feasible but politically and economically nonviable
100k in 30 years is my best case scenario
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:03:10 UTC No. 16623855
>>16623851
1 million people at 100 people per starship = 10,000 starships over 20 years
that's 500 starships launched per year on average, so more like 1000 per synod
spacex is already doing 100+ launches a year. to reach 500 avg per year they'd need alot more launch pads.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:04:16 UTC No. 16623856
>>16623855
Now account for sex.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:05:17 UTC No. 16623858
>>16623856
950k men
50k women (45k trans, 5k bio)
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:05:25 UTC No. 16623859
women on mars will be pregnant
every year
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:08:02 UTC No. 16623860
mars is probably going to be quite a sausage fest
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:10:58 UTC No. 16623862
nerve stapling and surgically implanted uteruses will be mandatory
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:12:00 UTC No. 16623863
>>16623473
enthralled
> To hold spellbound; to bewitch, charm or captivate. To make subservient; to enslave or subjugate. Hold spellbound.
It's a thing vampires do.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:12:09 UTC No. 16623864
>>16623860
they'll work the single men to death to build up the colony for the second wave of settlers: high birth rate religious fanatics. they'll then try to convert the children and grandchildren into a secular society.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:14:43 UTC No. 16623865
>>16623855
You can also ignore the first few years that can't have any meaningful amount until there's a reasonable chance of surviving a Mars landing. It wouldn't be able to average that many with most happening at the later years. A small delay at the start would push a lot of that number past 20 years.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:15:33 UTC No. 16623867
>>16623778
audibly kekked
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:16:23 UTC No. 16623868
>>16623851
When Elon says things, he means "if I could just make people work around the clock, nothing ever goes wrong and there were no laws or ethics". He has all these grand idealistic projects like I want to make sure human consciousness doesn't die out, I want to make less traffic accidents with self-driving cars, I want to make sure evil AI doesn't take over so I'm making an AI company, I want to free humans from working so we're making these autonomous robots, but then he treats his employees like absolute dirt. I think these idealistic save the world schemes are just a way to justify being a total psycho, for the greater good
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:16:43 UTC No. 16623869
>>16623856
>In-situ crew expansion
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:17:43 UTC No. 16623871
>>16623824
I believe him.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:19:20 UTC No. 16623872
NEW EAGER
NEW EAGER
NEW EAGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tu
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:21:20 UTC No. 16623875
>>16623873
I make all my long term decisions based n numerology
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:23:45 UTC No. 16623876
>>16623873
I wish i was schizo
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:26:38 UTC No. 16623878
>>16623873
typical /x/ schizos, too focused on jewish mythology to see even more obvious connections literally right under their noses.
Calypso was a nymph who IMPRISONED Odysseus for seven years. As Shartliner imprisoned the astronaut who named it. An uncanny coincidence? Probably. But what isn't a coincidence is that Suni namd the capsule Calypso, which in the ancient Greek means to conceal or cover up, in response to Boeing being less than forthright about problems during the capsule's development and testing. She named the capsule Calypso as a subtle dig against Boeing, and it turned out to be an even more fitting name than she intended.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:40:26 UTC No. 16623881
>>16623873
the original Schizo Frenzy General
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:47:42 UTC No. 16623882
>>16623802
I had a friend that thought that the ISS was gonna be abandoned after the shuttle program was closed down, he had no idea soyuz existed.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:50:22 UTC No. 16623883
>>16623855
>100 people per starship
Are you fucking deranged?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:51:29 UTC No. 16623885
>>16623858
>spaceflight fan census
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:53:19 UTC No. 16623887
>>16623876
I can't decide if being a shizo would make my life easier or harder.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:57:46 UTC No. 16623890
>>16623873
>what has been gestated and is now about to be berthed?
But only Dragon 1 berthed to the station, Dragon 2 docks itself
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:59:09 UTC No. 16623891
>>16623882
Some people still think the Shuttle is flying.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 21:07:37 UTC No. 16623894
>>16623858
Artificial wombs will be the way. If there will be ever a serious attempt to colonize Mars, it might be the push and motivation for artificial wombs that make it become reality.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 21:11:45 UTC No. 16623895
>>16623894
so you expect trannies to literally shit out kids?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 21:18:48 UTC No. 16623897
>>16623895
why not? At least there would be some use of them. Maybe humans won't even be necessary to gestate, just ship ovums from earth by the ton.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 21:20:01 UTC No. 16623898
>>16623897
Brain dead pregnant women?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 21:25:21 UTC No. 16623900
>>16623898
only if we optimize them.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 21:25:53 UTC No. 16623901
If I was a young woman that somehow managed to sleep with Elon Musk, what kinds of socio-economic benefits could I reap from such a situation?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 21:26:54 UTC No. 16623903
>>16623873
This guy sees patterns where there aren't any
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 21:30:37 UTC No. 16623906
>>16623852
>is too low
I'd argue it really isn't. Mars poses a whole new set of problems (No oxygen, Lack of soil, Radiation, Low gravity, Low temperature) that permanent colonisation efforts on Earth have never had to deal with, pair that with a minimum 2x travel time than even the Jamestown colonists had to do Mars is going to be a research base for a very long time. I'd argue we'd be lucky to have 10's of people on a permanently occupied base by the end of the 2030's.
There would have to be some kind of massive pressure event on earth or a resource boom on mars to be able to draw enough people away from Earth to permanently settle Mars within the century at the same rate we did with the new world back in the 1600's.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 21:38:03 UTC No. 16623907
>>16623900
Imagine using AI to change her face to the face of a female you want to harass, and then printing it out and throwing it in her mailbox.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 21:50:47 UTC No. 16623915
>>16623907
Kek this is life ruining
Holy fuck that's funny
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 21:55:28 UTC No. 16623919
>>16623788
HAHA TOOOOOOLLED
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 21:57:21 UTC No. 16623922
>>16623900
But, there's actually less holes to fuck now!
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 21:58:22 UTC No. 16623923
>>16623922
we'll have sexbots for that
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:03:23 UTC No. 16623931
>>16623906
I could see the draw to Mars being the conditions of the Martian economy itself. There's no pool of a billion subsistence farmers waiting to be turned into factory slaves, so it'll be extremely automated with individual humans being incredibly valuable and very difficult to devalue. What a great place to live, and an even better place to have children.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:12:26 UTC No. 16623935
>>16623931
in that case it won't be the average Joe going to Mars like his European ancestors did during America's colonization. It will be experienced, capable and trained employees. And these sorts of people don't have any reason to go or stay there longer than necessary.
Sure ever anon here would kill for a chance to go to Mars. But at the end of the day, the people primarily wanting to do this are the ones who won't be chosen.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:12:41 UTC No. 16623936
>>16623854
>>16623855
I dont know if you guys are baiting or /sfg/ is really this retarded
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:23:22 UTC No. 16623947
in space noone can hear you say nigger
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:23:50 UTC No. 16623948
>>16623935
>these sorts of people don't have any reason to go
We live in a world where people with four PhDs spend their entire career just to hang out in a 20yo stinking bus stop for year.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:25:08 UTC No. 16623949
>>16623939
They can join the B ark together with "essay writers".
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:25:31 UTC No. 16623950
>>16623948
yeah, and they get payed mad cash for that, then go on and retire in their villa near some resort.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:26:58 UTC No. 16623952
>>16623939
any "diverse" colony quickly turns into a bantu rapefest, see picrel
thats why elon needs to get the civil rights act repealed before we can go to the stars
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:28:55 UTC No. 16623954
>>16623952
guarrentee that liberal white woman would call you a racist
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:29:18 UTC No. 16623956
>>16623952
Pray for Geomarr
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:32:53 UTC No. 16623958
did this nigger just say astronauts take the job for the retirement benefits
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:34:43 UTC No. 16623960
clearly he thinks astronauts are paid like his favorite black celebrities or something
as if they aren't salaried government workers...
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:38:34 UTC No. 16623964
>>16623956
probably dead soon
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:39:35 UTC No. 16623965
>>16623962
lmaooo
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:39:57 UTC No. 16623966
>>16623962
almost dead from 9 months of torture on the ISS
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:45:49 UTC No. 16623969
MAKE A NEW THREAD STUPID FAGGOTS
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:47:16 UTC No. 16623970
>>16623950
>payed mad cash
The fucking state of this general
>>16623969
Dumbass.
The fucking state of this general
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:48:49 UTC No. 16623971
>>16623967
There are undoubtedly a million competent and willing people. Why would you even chose this hill?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:48:52 UTC No. 16623972
>>16623962
That's how salaries work, yeah.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:50:38 UTC No. 16623974
should they be paid a bonus for the suffering imposed on them by the Biden Regime?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:51:01 UTC No. 16623975
>>16623962
imagine if we had tiktok thot astronauts instead of 60 year olds, there would be so much more press
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:52:14 UTC No. 16623976
>>16623971
>There are undoubtedly a million competent and willing people.
source?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:55:28 UTC No. 16623978
>>16623975
>twerking in space
the world aint ready
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 22:57:09 UTC No. 16623979
>>16623978
now this is a Science! I can get behind
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 23:02:43 UTC No. 16623983
>>16623800
>75 Celsius
wtf that's 167 F
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 23:04:30 UTC No. 16623985
>>16623969
Why? What's the issue? I really want to know what bothers so.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 23:10:06 UTC No. 16623987
>>16623962
DO IT, NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN
SORRY NO REFUNDS
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 23:21:18 UTC No. 16623991
>>16623976
Probably the United States alone, though I guess you could source them from anywhere. With the US you only need 0.3% of the population to be willing and competent, with the whole Earth only 0.014%. It is difficult to imagine this not being met.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 23:48:24 UTC No. 16624001
>>16623983
Not like it matters. If you need an O2 tank might as well wear a cooling vest
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 23:52:37 UTC No. 16624003
>never looked into antartica stations, assumed they were all shabby villages of makeshift shacks
>turns out several of them are actually super fancy space colony larp bases
what the fuck do they actually do here, which could possibly justify the expense?
>uhh we do important snow research
>we look at weather which is thousands of miles away from our country but very important for some reason
>we drill into the ice because ????
make this make sense
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 23:53:29 UTC No. 16624006
>>16624003
they make youtube shorts with penguins
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 23:54:11 UTC No. 16624007
>>16623996
Yeah that's why he founded a tunnel company and exclusively talks about living in tunnels
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Mar 2025 23:56:49 UTC No. 16624008
>>16624003
They're far away from human activity which is good for some sensitive instruments. The quiet part is that continuous occupation is important for the tenuous claim governments have to the land. One trailer in the snow in exchange for 50 trillion dollars of oil in half a century? Easy math
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 00:01:36 UTC No. 16624010
>>16623991
okay so you have no source. Not only that, but you also wildly overestimate how much the average normie is interested in space. No, /sfg/ is not a good indicator on the general consensus as much as I'd like that. What many anons here are proposing and foolishly expecting involves abandoning everything on earth possibly forever, which is easy to imagine for the average virgin loner, not so much for a well adjusted(read competent) person. A willing person is unlikely to be capable of any meaningful work at the colony. A capable person is unlikely to want to be willing to leave behind everything he worked towards here on earth. American colonization doesn't work for comparison here, because any retard farmhand could have left, survived and prospered in the new world. So yes, it is difficult to imagine the quota being met.
A martian colony will undoubtedly be contract based, no different than the ISS, except with a longer period obviously.
>with the whole Earth only 0.014%
do you really want shitskins on mars?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 00:06:13 UTC No. 16624014
>>16623969
fuck off newfag
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 00:12:09 UTC No. 16624020
>>16623969
Thanks for reminding me.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 00:19:56 UTC No. 16624023
>>16624008
>The quiet part is that continuous occupation is important for the tenuous claim governments have to the land. One trailer in the snow in exchange for 50 trillion dollars of oil in half a century? Easy math
When it actually comes to that, won't force projection be the deciding factor?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 00:25:04 UTC No. 16624026
>>16623969
stay here newfag
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 00:25:21 UTC No. 16624027
>>16624022
or its waiting to be static fired
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 00:36:52 UTC No. 16624032
>>16622883
you mean the horrible sea rapists?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 00:45:49 UTC No. 16624037
>>16624022
Now boomer 15
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 00:46:43 UTC No. 16624038
>>16623962
It sucks but honestly they’re making a good base salary and on top of that, get to be in space.
Plus any astronaut can go and write a book or do talks after retirement and make $$$ so.
Not trying to make excuses—just pointing out that I’d stay on the ISS for freeeee
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 00:52:32 UTC No. 16624044
>>16623859
Expand upon this
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 00:54:03 UTC No. 16624046
>>16624044
Irish twins for everybody
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 00:59:25 UTC No. 16624055
>>16624040
lol no it’s even worse. Talk of the town is that Sierra has real problems and DC is a disaster right now
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 01:02:55 UTC No. 16624057
>>16624051
because a launch escape system is a mandatory component of all manned space vehicles
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 01:04:31 UTC No. 16624058
>>16624003
Control over territory, everyone wants a presence in case the treaty expires
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 01:18:59 UTC No. 16624063
>>16624022
boosters for starship heavy
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 01:23:20 UTC No. 16624067
>>16623983
You go a bit higher and get it down to about 100F and ~0.7atm
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 01:28:06 UTC No. 16624068
>>16624044
With shipping people to Mars being as expensive as it is, it behooves you to create as many in situ as humanly possible.
With back-to-back pregnancies every 10.5 months and assuming she hits menopause around age 51, you could get around 43 births per woman.
Statistically some of those will be twins, with the rate generally increasing with age and height/weight. You'd get an average twinning rate of 44.1 per 1000 births. It would be on the low side initially, but as her body fat percentage rose from pregnancy it would even out. With those numbers you'd expect to get 2 sets of twins, but if she has a family history of twins that could rise to around 4-5.
If you gave her certain fertility drugs (specifically gonadotropins), that would increase the chances of multiple birth substantially to 3 in 10, with around 5% of those being triplets or more. In that case, you'd expect 13 sets of twins, with one of them potentially being triplets instead.
So you should have 45 children per woman if you do it naturally, and 57 children if you use fertility drugs.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 01:35:14 UTC No. 16624069
>>16624068
Might as well just make Axotl tanks.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 01:38:56 UTC No. 16624070
>>16624068
>create as many in situ as humanly possible
There's a decade and a half to two decade delay before you get any useful work out those homegrown colonists.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 01:40:22 UTC No. 16624073
>>16624069
>sex with women in icky
>sci fi reference
4channelers
>>16624070
Sure, you'll be at a subsistence level until your workforce suddenly multiplies by 50
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 01:44:34 UTC No. 16624076
>>16624070
nah, 5 to 10 years before they're useful labor. the children yearn for the mines.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 02:01:58 UTC No. 16624081
>>16624070
They'll be working in their own home so child labor isn't an issue
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 02:12:52 UTC No. 16624086
>>16624081
>so child labor isn't an issue
Physical strength, cognitive ability, and skill acquisition will be though.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 02:32:58 UTC No. 16624091
>>16624086
Bases should be designed around children without suits being able to take care of them
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 02:42:29 UTC No. 16624096
>>16624070
nonsense! those tiny hands fit into all the machines!
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 02:56:24 UTC No. 16624100
>>16624057
Helvetica is a powerful font
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 03:10:13 UTC No. 16624103
>>16624033
>Has a different diameter than the CZ-12, uses different engines than the CZ-12, may use a different propellant than the CZ-12, and has added in reusability tech which the CZ-12 doesn't have
>Just call it the CZ-12B
I think I've decided that I hate the people in China responsible for naming their rockets. They're actually worse than the ISRO
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 03:25:56 UTC No. 16624106
>>16624103
literally zero naming conventions, they just spin a wheel and attach random numbers and letters however they want lol
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 03:41:25 UTC No. 16624114
so Musk plans to send a bunch of these to Mars in the first wave of Starships? How are they going to be powered? Are they going to each have a tether cable to the Starship that provides the juice? Are they all going to wear solar panels like a suit of armor? Will they all walk back to a base station and "plug in" when they get low on battery? And where will this power come from, solar panels on the Starship or some other source? (hey maybe a dune buggy with solar panels on the roof that the robots ride around in, would be so cool to see)
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 03:44:31 UTC No. 16624115
>>16624063
>starship heavy
for newfags who don't know
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 03:52:32 UTC No. 16624118
>>16624010
there's plenty of young and adventurous (and ambitious) couples who would be willing to go to start a new life for themselves and their lineage, doomer
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 05:22:52 UTC No. 16624135
#include <stdio.h>
int main()
{
printf("sfg is dead");
return 0;
}
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 05:35:30 UTC No. 16624138
>>16624076
Hard labor also builds camaraderie and teamwork, vital skills for Martian children
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 07:12:53 UTC No. 16624152
what else could they launch on superheavy?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 07:15:34 UTC No. 16624153
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 08:14:04 UTC No. 16624160
>>16624100
but Futura is kino
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 08:30:16 UTC No. 16624164
https://x.com/Andercot/status/19022
>The thing people often forget is that the Moon has underground lava tubes kilometers wide and kilometers long, enough to fit entire cities.
>The surface regolith is rich in titanium and has enough oxygen to sustain 8 billion humans for 100,000 years.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 08:34:38 UTC No. 16624165
>>>/k/63491496
Linking my inane spambot tier thread if youre interested
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 08:41:38 UTC No. 16624166
>>16624164
Excavated habitats on lower gravity worlds like Mars, and especially the Moon, have the potential to be breathtakingly beautiful. Sculpted landscapes directly out of the human imagination, executed by fleets of nuclear tunneling machines.
Imagine picrel on Mars but 2 kilometers deep, with hab units lining the walls and an earthlike wilderness on the canyon floor.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 10:11:00 UTC No. 16624192
>>16624164
>The surface regolith is rich in titanium and has enough oxygen to sustain 8 billion humans for 100,000 years.
That little, spread out over the entire surface?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 10:57:09 UTC No. 16624197
>>16623939
Is that a black psychedelic thomas the tank engine?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 11:10:08 UTC No. 16624198
>>16624197
>CHUGGA CHUGGA MUGGA FUGGA
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 11:15:09 UTC No. 16624199
>Laser Starcom's GC-01,02 have successfully established an inter-satellite laser communications link with a stable transmission rate of 400Gbps. The two satellites were 640km apart during the test, and were able to transmit 14.4 TB of data.
How do we stop technology leaking to China?
First EVs, now Starlink. This is unacceptable.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 11:20:59 UTC No. 16624202
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 11:37:35 UTC No. 16624206
>>16624199
If China doesn't steal everything to challenge the West, then the West gets extremely lazy and does nothing further.
Keep stealing it China, ours will always be two steps ahead.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 11:39:44 UTC No. 16624208
China was a preindustrial society 40 years ago..
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 11:45:47 UTC No. 16624211
>>16624208
>WWI & II clearly demonstrates the new paradigm of power extending from industry
>the US allows companies to shut down the entire industrial base and move it to China
>China passes the US in drones, EVs, and solar
>China passes the US as the EU's largest trading partner
I can't even be mad at the Chinese, or have some sort of patriotic cope. Like, what did you expect? It's just over. I've always said America's way to compete is innovation, but they're rapidly figuring out how to innovate and the weird psuedo communist thing they have has actually proven better for state influenced innovation.
My only hope now is going to Mars.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 11:48:32 UTC No. 16624212
>>16624211
and so many retards believe china has cheap goods because of "slave labor" or something
like its still the 80's
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 11:58:19 UTC No. 16624213
>>16624212
>stealing
>slave labor
As if you can become the world's largest manufacturing economy with low skilled farmers. Anyone that's traveled there for work knows how far ahead they are right now. The US basically just has rockets, and shit that is about to not matter at all like jets.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 12:10:41 UTC No. 16624219
>>16624118
is your source the same as the other guy's? No, "it's obvious, retard" is not a source nor is it an argument.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 12:27:21 UTC No. 16624226
>>16624208
Japan went from completely isolationist hermit nation to naval empire in one lifetime.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 12:30:37 UTC No. 16624227
>>16624213
>>16624211
>weird psuedo communist thing they have has actually proven better for state influenced innovation.
It's fascism and that's a good thing
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 12:30:40 UTC No. 16624228
>>16624226
Hell, Japan went from peasant cities full of rice huts to mega 80s skyscraper super cities in forty years. And it wasn’t just fake ass dubai-tier tourism buildings. It was an actual shift in culture, hyper-modernization, the average jap went from pulling a cart with a straw hat to wearing a button down and tie and hating their western style wagie job lol
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 12:33:15 UTC No. 16624230
>>16624228
more like 25 to 30 years. It was rapid
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 12:40:02 UTC No. 16624234
>>16624227
>It's fascism and that's a good thing
We really chose wrong last century. I don't expect China to make the same mistake.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 13:05:39 UTC No. 16624238
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 13:12:23 UTC No. 16624241
>>16624238
I'm starting to like this timeline
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 13:15:10 UTC No. 16624243
>>16624069
and populate mars with a billion Elon Gholas
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 13:51:07 UTC No. 16624254
>>16623778
based sea bullies
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 13:57:22 UTC No. 16624256
>>16623804
When someone like Ballast Bill refers to the Lord does he mean Baal (literally lord), the ancient pagan deity who was the object of child sacrifice?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 13:58:54 UTC No. 16624257
>>16624256
I thought it was moloch they sacrificed kids to?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 14:00:34 UTC No. 16624258
>>16624257
They both accept the flesh of the innocent as payment.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 14:00:37 UTC No. 16624259
>>16623887
Easier to find someone else to blame, harder to be productive, easier give yourself credit for inventing the toaster, harder to wash every day
Kind of a toss up
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 14:02:45 UTC No. 16624260
>"The approximately 250-member squadron consists of Space Force Guardians, civilians and contractors. Eglin AFB Site C-6, Florida conducts 24/7/365 command and control operations of two weapon systems, the AN/FPS-85 phased array radar, which has been operational at Eglin since 1968, and the geographically separated AN/FSY-3 Space Fence located in the Kwajalein Atoll, Marshall Islands. 20th SPSS utilizes both phased array radars to conduct near-earth and deep-space tracking, space object identification, and characterization to provide targetable intelligence in support of the space domain awareness mission The 20th SPSS has the preponderance of Department of Defense space domain awareness assets and has the capability of finding, fixing, tracking, and targeting manmade objects in multiple orbital regimes, from golf ball sized objects 7,000 kilometers away with the Eglin radar to objects the size of a basketball 40,000 kilometers away with the more advanced Space Fence system. The 20th SPSS has a robust, in-garrison intelligence section that fuses multi-source data into operations, mission planning, and assessment for benign (e.g. space debris) and hostile targets in support of national security interests."
Why is the most sophisticated space technology literally NOT located in space?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 14:03:27 UTC No. 16624261
>>16623939
Betteridge's Law of Headlines, named after British journalist Ian Betteridge, is an adage that states: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word 'no'."
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 14:05:51 UTC No. 16624262
>>16624114
>elon needs to invent electricity
going straight for the dumbest possible objection, I see
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 14:14:49 UTC No. 16624268
>>16624257
There's strong evidence they're the same thing.
They built high places for Baal in the Valley of Ben Hinnom to sacrifice their sons and daughters to Molek, though I never commanded—nor did it enter my mind—that they should do such a detestable thing and so make Judah sin.
- Jeremiah 32:35
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 14:15:12 UTC No. 16624269
>>16624192
I don't think we have done enough selenology to know the makeup of the moon beyond the immediate surface. Presumably there are plenty of nice minerals deeper than the surface as well. Perhaps even water ice.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 14:22:43 UTC No. 16624270
/sfg/: biblical exegesis general
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 14:35:07 UTC No. 16624276
>We haven't nuked the moon yet
is life even worth living
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 14:42:11 UTC No. 16624277
>>16624276
Ehhh no strategic advantage. It just makes you look like an a-hole; using a nuke to try and be a scary tough guy. Everyone has nukes now.
What WOULD be cool would be doing an orbital assembly with Starship: maybe like 7 starship launches to LEO bringing giant fuckass pieces of Tungsten to orbit. Assemble them into a giant rod of comical size. Then do a full fuel up with a depot and send it to the Sun, as close as you can. Think Parker Solar Probe close. It’s Tungsten, it can survive. Send it around the Sun, have it basically skim the surface, build up insane speed, and slingshot it back into the Moon. It would probably be more powerful than the Tsar Bomba by an entire order of magnitude
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 14:50:37 UTC No. 16624280
>>16624262
>How will these robots maintain themselves and keep themselves functional?
way to miss the point, retard
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 14:51:44 UTC No. 16624281
>>16624219
>Source on that?
you can't be serious
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 14:57:29 UTC No. 16624285
>>16624114
so none of you geeks have any cool ideas on how an initial work crew of robots could be designed to operate? what they can do and how they could do it, nothing? You guys sure know how to keep this general turgid and boring.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 15:00:09 UTC No. 16624286
>>16624285
It's nuclear or nothing, anon.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 15:05:36 UTC No. 16624288
>>16624285
The Optimii will be dropped out the the payload bay onto the Martian surface with a hoist of some kind, and a few giant extension cords will also descend.
Starship will deploy its solar panels, the more the better. Without a reactor, power is going to be limited. Maybe some kind of fuel cells will be onboard, who knows. Anyway, those extension cords will be powered up, and its the responsibility of the Optimus to get the fuck back to base and plug its ass in to recharge before it dies. Each robot probably has only solar cells the size of a sheet of paper available for emergencies if it slumps over in a favorable place, it could wake up after some days. But mostly, it will just be a bunch of niggers roaming around within a km or two of the landing site, totally dependent on those power cables
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 15:22:23 UTC No. 16624292
>>16624281
I accept your concession and recommend interacting with real people. You will realize just how retarded and uninterested they are.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 15:26:30 UTC No. 16624294
>>16624292
Sounds like you need to change your social group.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 15:33:10 UTC No. 16624297
>>16624164
Can we see any evidence these lava tubes actually exist?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 15:39:48 UTC No. 16624301
>>16624294
does your social group contain 1 million people? Or does it involve a dozen or so space obsessed autists?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 15:43:04 UTC No. 16624303
>>16624285
Depends on when, I believe that starship has higher chance of flying to Mars in 2026 than Tesla bot being able to do anything useful next year.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 15:56:18 UTC No. 16624314
>>16624301
Well my friend group is mostly other aerospace engineers and theres roughly about a million of us across the world.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:00:41 UTC No. 16624318
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:04:02 UTC No. 16624320
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:05:04 UTC No. 16624322
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:05:09 UTC No. 16624323
>>16624271
why upside down?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:08:17 UTC No. 16624324
>>16624323
no such thing in space
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:11:01 UTC No. 16624326
>>16624324
but ship is bottom heavy, i dislike starship design a lot desu
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:15:17 UTC No. 16624327
>>16624320
>>16624318
A depression with an unknown source?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:18:10 UTC No. 16624328
>>16624327
Just like me
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:18:29 UTC No. 16624329
>>16624320
>move into the uncollapsed segment
>collapses
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:19:35 UTC No. 16624330
>>16624329
skill issue
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:22:18 UTC No. 16624332
>>16623824
That number will be 1/10th of the expectation, as the complexity and scope of the problem is of equal or likely greater scale than solving Level 5 autonomy. Elon said it would be achieved by 2018 roughly, and in 2025, it's basically a Level 3 system, inkling towards Level 4 and at least another 5 years away from Level 5 to be truly viable at societal scale. A million people by 2060 is more likely.
You need: 273.75kg of O2 per person per year to sustain them.
You then need another: 380.21 kg of Nitrogen and trace gases to support that individual.
You need: 766.5kg of water per person per year to sustain them
You need 2500 calories to sustain an average person on Earth with a moderately intense lifestyle. On Mars, each day will be grueling initially, even with assistance via robotics and machinery, so we'll bump that to 3500. That translates to roughly 1kg of food per person per day or 365kg of food per person per year.
A 5 minute shower that uses an efficient water head will use 9L of water per minute, which translates to 80kg of water per person per day for a shower. So you need 29,200kg of water per person per year.
That comes to: 30,985.46kg of perishables per person per year or 34.16T per person per year. You will need to send on average about 2x that in redundancy to account for injury, sickness, and other factors that makes the body consume much more perishables to recover. So 68.32T per person per year. That basically translates to 1 V1 Starship PER person worth of cargo to Mars for a full year. If you send 100 people to Mars in 2028, you would need to send 10,000 V1 Starships to support them. Each V1 Starship to Mars needs around 8-10 tanker ships of refueling for Mars landing. So you need 80,000-100,000 tankers to orbit to send 100 people to Mars for 1 year.
Which means you need teratons of fuel capacity on Earth to support that per month. No way this happens before 2050 earliest, closer to 2060-2075.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:31:40 UTC No. 16624334
>>16624297
https://www.moondaily.com/reports/E
>A team of international scientists, led by the University of Trento, Italy, has made a major discovery about the Moon. For the first time, they have confirmed the existence of a tunnel in the lunar subsurface, likely an empty lava tube. This significant research, published in Nature Astronomy, is the result of an international collaboration.
>Bruzzone detailed the process: "In 2010, as part of the ongoing LRO NASA mission, the Miniature Radio-Frequency (Mini-RF) instrument acquired data that included a pit in Mare Tranquilitatis. Years later we have reanalyzed these data with complex signal processing techniques we have recently developed, and have discovered radar reflections from the area of the pit that are best explained by an underground cave conduit. This discovery provides the first direct evidence of an accessible lava tube under the surface of the Moon."
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:40:25 UTC No. 16624337
>>16624332
>at least another 5 years away from Level 5 to be truly viable at societal scale
why? First robotaxis should be operational in Texas in about 10 weeks
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:47:16 UTC No. 16624339
>>16624332
congrats on your "most retarded post of the thread" award!
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:49:41 UTC No. 16624343
>>16624332
>calling water a perishable
>using water exactly once and them throwing it out
>going based on v1 metrics when v1 isn’t even flying anymore
am I getting baited?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:51:43 UTC No. 16624344
>>16624343
I just don't get this reusable water meme.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:53:31 UTC No. 16624345
>>16624343
yes anon, yes you are. here's your "fell for it again" award.
Congratulations!
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:56:39 UTC No. 16624347
>>16624199
i dont know if its a tech thing. spacex is the only one that can figure it out in the US, despite other companies working closely with them for the military satellite laser links. its probably something only a few smart people around the world can solve. either your country has those people and they are working on the program or you're not getting laser links.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:57:15 UTC No. 16624348
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:57:40 UTC No. 16624349
>>16624348
why do they all have dumbo ears?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 17:26:47 UTC No. 16624359
>>16623197
Do dogs even understand the concept of an elevator? Would dolphins? Chimps? Elephants? Octopus, plural?
You could put the ‘smartest’ animals on the lunar surface with the Earth on the horizon and they’d have no idea what is going on. Only humans have the ability to process the world well beyond immediate sensory inputs, to ask questions and conceptualize complex ideas, to pattern match and to infer patterns. It’s sad there isn’t another form of life that even comes close to this. Dolphins and chimps and bonobos are probably as close as we could ever hope to get.
I wonder if Neanderthals would have gotten the idea.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 17:32:08 UTC No. 16624362
>>16624359
>Do dogs even understand the concept of an elevator?
yeah no shit, have you ever taken a dog in an elevator?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 17:36:30 UTC No. 16624364
>>16624362
Many times. My dog is smart as hell but I’m pretty sure, as far as he’s concerned, we walk into a room and the doors close, open again, and we’re suddenly somewhere else. He probably doesn’t give a shit about the intricacies or the fact that the elevation was changing
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 17:41:13 UTC No. 16624367
>>16624365
They might just build a 3rd tower and leave the first as a back up catch tower
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 17:47:46 UTC No. 16624368
>>16624365
Nope, they'd need to totally remove OLM-1 as well as dig up the current deluge piping/tanks as well as the runoff pond. That would likely change the footprint of the site requiring new permits and EIA's.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 17:50:37 UTC No. 16624369
>>16624301
YOU are the one contending that out of billions of people not even a few hundred would go to Mars
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 17:51:27 UTC No. 16624370
>>16624368
It really looks like a terrible place to build
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 18:09:41 UTC No. 16624384
>>16624369
>a few hundred
are you hallucinating? moving goalposts? or just retarded?
the discussion very clearly is about a mars colony, not a research outpost. And it very clearly isn't about visiting, but about colonization.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 18:10:45 UTC No. 16624387
>>16624378
I misread that as AI Watson and was really confused for a second.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 18:15:33 UTC No. 16624390
>>16624378
https://aiaa.org/people/alan-weston
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 18:32:05 UTC No. 16624401
>>16624384
nothing has changed. You're asserting that out of billions of people nobody wants to go. That's clearly an absurd opinion to hold
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 18:39:30 UTC No. 16624408
>>16624401
no you illiterate nigger, that is not at all what I am asserting.
I'm saying that out of billions of people you won't find willing AND capable people to establish a colony on mars with 100k population, let alone a million.
>b-but it's le absurd
give me a solid argument or sit the fuck down, kid.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 19:00:27 UTC No. 16624419
>>16622447
>kerbal scam program 2
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 19:02:57 UTC No. 16624421
>>16624419
Pisses me off to no end that they keep slapping it on sale when they have no interest in continuing development.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 19:10:26 UTC No. 16624426
>>16624238
The kino EVA city
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 19:54:13 UTC No. 16624449
>>16624346
pretty cool!
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 20:00:21 UTC No. 16624453
>>16624329
Adding extra support may be a good idea.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 20:13:52 UTC No. 16624464
>>16624114
>first wave of Starships
Yes, both useful robots and a working starship are equally likely in the near term.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 20:18:33 UTC No. 16624466
Lmao there’s footage of Butch in the cupola just full-on preaching about jesus incurring the wrath of god and being worthy of taking up the cross and forgiving sin, with space and earth in the background. Based
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 20:28:34 UTC No. 16624476
>>16624466
half the atheistic western world is going to short circuit when Victor Glover busts out the Genesis readings during Artemis II
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 20:40:44 UTC No. 16624487
>>16624349
For pitch control
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 20:44:36 UTC No. 16624493
>>16624349
You might ask Ship the same thing
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 20:52:12 UTC No. 16624502
>>16624408
So you've interviewed all 8.2 billion people?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 20:52:52 UTC No. 16624503
>>16623872
>>16623739
is eager biased towards rocket lab because of his stocks?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 21:04:00 UTC No. 16624513
>>16624466
>astronauts go to space to better understand Gods work
atheists btfo
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 21:05:07 UTC No. 16624514
>>16624503
no, his autism is too powerful for "bias". he doesn't like rocketlab because he owns their stock, he owns their stock because he likes rocketlab.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 21:05:42 UTC No. 16624515
>>16624466
post it
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 21:41:47 UTC No. 16624531
>>16624526
photo taken seconds before she was brutally violated by dolphins
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 21:42:31 UTC No. 16624533
>>16624526
amazing that thing can be reflown. the reuse of the capsule is also impressive.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 21:48:11 UTC No. 16624535
>>16624519
I seriously wonder how they figure launch infrastructure now.
Is it all calculated with careful simulation and engineering for the most optimal use of materials with suitable margins?
Or is it just overbuilding everything?
I still can't believe they just said yolo to bare fondag in the beginning
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 21:52:04 UTC No. 16624537
The first Lunar Civil War will be fought between Christians and my Thoth revivalist technocult
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 21:52:59 UTC No. 16624538
>>16624535
Fondag was just fine. It was the damn sand that did them in
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 21:58:08 UTC No. 16624541
you dont need tiles, you just need to re-enter at a high enough altitude to land safely on a high altitude balloon landing pad
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 22:11:22 UTC No. 16624545
>>16624541
and just how high do you think those balons can be floating? do you think you can keep them right where you want them?
you're asking a lot here.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 22:17:07 UTC No. 16624547
>>16624533
That'll buff right out.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 22:18:15 UTC No. 16624548
>>16624547
she looks kinda buff yeah
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 22:34:32 UTC No. 16624555
>>16624515
Can’t find a youtube link; I was scrolling through insta reels and saw it. This is gaining hype with zoomers lol
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHYs
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 22:40:14 UTC No. 16624560
>1/4 of the year already gone
How many launches left?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 22:43:00 UTC No. 16624564
>>16624560
January felt like a lifetime and now the rest of the year is slipping by at light speed
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 22:46:59 UTC No. 16624569
>>16624560
we're aiming for at least 300 launches, but only have about 60 so far
so still have 240+ launches to go
yes we're far behind where we need to be
🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 22:50:34 UTC No. 16624574
>>16624555
>>16624466
very based
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/174251097195
>>5839551
>>5839551
>>5839551
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 22:53:01 UTC No. 16624576
>>16624555
>>16624466
very based
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/174251097195
>>>/wsg/5839551
>>>/wsg/5839551
>>>/wsg/5839551
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 22:53:45 UTC No. 16624578
>>16624466
>>16624576
icing on the cake is when he disses evolution and says that believing in it requires faith
not joking lmao
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 22:55:34 UTC No. 16624579
>>16624576
yikes, buzz 2.0. thank fuck nasa had some sense and made armstrong go first
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 22:56:40 UTC No. 16624580
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 22:57:19 UTC No. 16624581
>>16624579
Buzz evangelizes too? For some reason I thought he was a redditor.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 22:57:44 UTC No. 16624582
>>16624581
he took communion on the moon
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 23:00:37 UTC No. 16624584
>>16624576
Kino alert
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 23:00:39 UTC No. 16624585
>>16624582
Oh right, I forgot about that. But if I recall he did that quietly, didn't want to make a big deal out of it (because of the Apollo 8 thing?)
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 23:05:25 UTC No. 16624588
>>16624585
NASA would not want to take a particular point of view. Don you understand sweaty? Especially after the Apollo 8 bitch.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 23:05:55 UTC No. 16624590
>>16624585
nasa was the one who made sure it was hush hush, not buzz
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Mar 2025 23:54:34 UTC No. 16624620
>>16624466
>preaching about jesus
>based
Begone tourist, your religion has no place here.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 00:21:06 UTC No. 16624628
>>16624620
read a book sometime, and lurk more
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 00:25:01 UTC No. 16624632
>>16624620
>he doesn't know what based is
To be based is to be true to yourself, particularly so when there is social pressure for you to behave otherwise. Whether you agree with him or not (personally, I am not religious), preaching the gospel on the ISS is definitively based.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 00:40:08 UTC No. 16624635
space priest
>do not eat bugs
>have children
>colonize the universe
globohomo futurist
>you will eat the bugs
>you will not have children
>you will fix the problems on earth first
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 00:44:29 UTC No. 16624638
>>16624635
Do I get to wear the jesus COHO3 jacket?
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 00:45:51 UTC No. 16624639
>>16624635
based
>>>/wsg/5839620
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/174251786529
>>>/wsg/5839621
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/174251792127
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 00:53:29 UTC No. 16624641
>>16624638
Based.
Starship should have God is my copilot decals.
That way, it reaches heaven
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 00:56:15 UTC No. 16624643
>>16624641
>Jesus take the PID controller!
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 00:56:43 UTC No. 16624644
Threadly reminder that Musk himself is an atheist.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 00:58:29 UTC No. 16624645
I just reinstalled Kerbal Space Program. What do?
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 00:58:34 UTC No. 16624646
>>16624639
sfg should be creating webms
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 00:59:59 UTC No. 16624647
>>16624580
Spanish is such a clumsy language
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 01:00:24 UTC No. 16624648
>>16624645
uninstall it again, then install juno: new origins.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 01:01:29 UTC No. 16624649
>>16624645
Pirate Volumetric Clouds
Send aircraft to Jool
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 01:02:50 UTC No. 16624650
>>16624645
Make a comfy home on Laythe.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 01:07:47 UTC No. 16624655
>>16624644
He lags internet trends by about 10 years. In a few years from now he'll be an Orthodox.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 01:12:12 UTC No. 16624658
>>16624645
uninistall it
reinstall KSP2
uninstall KSP2
reinstall KSP1
uninstall KSP1
install Spaceflight Simulator
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 01:13:44 UTC No. 16624659
>>16624658
Explain this
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 01:14:28 UTC No. 16624660
>>16624659
uninstall Spaceflight Simulator
wait patiently for Spaceflight Simulator 2
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 01:15:26 UTC No. 16624662
>>16624645
Get CKAN
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 01:32:46 UTC No. 16624670
>>16624668
snoring is caused by a disfunction of the nervous system
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 01:34:12 UTC No. 16624672
>>16624620
It is based.
Based on the Word of God.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 01:34:58 UTC No. 16624674
>>16624668
that reminds me, I have to record myself at night to see if I snore, too. I've never slept with anyone, so I've got no one tell me if I I do it...
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 01:38:51 UTC No. 16624676
>>16624674
Surely at this point everyone would understand if you simply forced yourself on someone,
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 01:54:53 UTC No. 16624682
>>16624677
life
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 01:55:27 UTC No. 16624683
>>16624677
>STRONGLY suggests
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 01:57:41 UTC No. 16624685
>>16624677
NASA planetary protection office: allow us to introduce ourselves
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 01:59:22 UTC No. 16624686
>>16624655
kek that's about right
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 02:30:38 UTC No. 16624699
>>16624280
they'll use batteries
wow, what an amazing line of discussion
fuck off
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 02:35:53 UTC No. 16624701
>>16624135
>smug hello world
>still has a bug
that's rough
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 02:36:19 UTC No. 16624702
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 02:43:27 UTC No. 16624705
>i was born after the golden age of spaceflight
>all we have is falconslop and shartship shitting itself every launch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZK
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 02:44:49 UTC No. 16624707
>>16624620
lol, retard
go play edgy atheist somewhere else
this is your daily reminder that
YOU LOST
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 02:50:40 UTC No. 16624711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaO
>space is now hated by leftists because of musk
if democrats get back in power you can kiss space goodbye
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 02:53:28 UTC No. 16624712
>>16624710
hmmm
https://breakingdefense.com/2025/03
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 02:53:39 UTC No. 16624713
>>16624677
>New Evidence Suggests the Same Thing We've Been Talking About for 40 Years
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 02:58:14 UTC No. 16624716
>>16624712
>“There are five different objects in space maneuvering in and out around each other, in synchronicity and in control. That’s what we call dogfighting in space. They are practicing tactics, techniques and procedures to do on-orbit space operations from one satellite to another,” he explained.
>“Gen. Guetlein referenced Chinese satellite maneuvers observed in space. China conducted a series of proximity operations in 2024 involving three Shiyan-24C experimental satellites and two Chinese experimental space objects, the Shijian-6 05A/B. These maneuvers were observed in low Earth orbit.”
>A representative of Colorado-based space tracking firm LeoLabs confirmed that the company had observed the Chinese demonstration...“The Russians are right in the middle of a three-spacecraft RPO,” the LeoLabs rep added.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 03:07:05 UTC No. 16624723
>>16624677
>>16624683
- Bikini Mars girls.
- Hmm? - Martian dune buggies.
- Hmm! Daredevil subterranean surfers.
Ordinarily this planet would be swarming with such missions, but not today.
Oh, no! They've all been cleared out to make way for painstaking rock sniffing.
That's right, Dick.
This year everyone's abuzz about one thing- the absence of Robert Zubrin.
Oh, wait.
There he is.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 03:15:22 UTC No. 16624727
>>16624672
worshipping spooks is not good for you
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 03:18:13 UTC No. 16624728
>>16624645
Jool 5 with all the neat Parallax/Volumetric cloud/shader mods
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 03:35:01 UTC No. 16624732
>>16624716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QX
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 04:59:54 UTC No. 16624746
>>16624655
Once, Kimbal tried to make him come do some ayahuasca ritual but Elon declined. I almost want to see what kind of weird space mysticism he'd get into after that
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 05:08:51 UTC No. 16624755
>>16624746
I really need to start my weird space mysticism cult
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 07:18:51 UTC No. 16624793
program esefgee
print *, 'sfg is dead'
end program esefgee
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 07:28:35 UTC No. 16624795
>>16624685
Yeah they're getting fired promptly
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 08:37:54 UTC No. 16624812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJ
5k Optimus being built this year (parts for 10-12k), first ones have rolled out of the pilot line
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 08:54:00 UTC No. 16624814
why wont they just build sea platform to launch rockets, sea would be a flame trench
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 09:48:29 UTC No. 16624828
>>16624814
How new are you
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 09:51:47 UTC No. 16624829
>>16624814
Elon, hire this man
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 10:03:26 UTC No. 16624833
SpaceX is beating NASA
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 10:08:32 UTC No. 16624834
>>16624833
At what, shittiest super heavy lift rocket?
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 10:16:56 UTC No. 16624837
>>16624834
you lost
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 10:33:48 UTC No. 16624845
>>16624842
>“Our approach today has a very low probability to match the ‘before 2030’ milestone for landing humans on the Moon,” Daniel Dumbacher, who formerly served as Deputy Associate Administrator of NASA’s Human Exploration and Operations Mission Directorate, in charge of the Artemis lunar landings, testified at the hearing.
Bros...
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 10:34:08 UTC No. 16624846
>>16624842
...a Dragon?
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 10:34:55 UTC No. 16624847
>>16624834
yep, you won.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 10:47:11 UTC No. 16624852
>>16624845
Berger keeps saying that if bridenstack was aproved we would be on the moon right now. with what fucking lander?
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 10:49:04 UTC No. 16624854
>>16624852
>with what fucking lander?
The one they would design and build.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 10:59:58 UTC No. 16624861
>>16624854
oh we are playinh fantasy now? ok. i want to be the king, and you can be my concubine
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 11:05:40 UTC No. 16624863
>>16624861
Why are you acting like a retard?
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 11:27:22 UTC No. 16624881
>>16624861
Lander can be developed much quicker than an entire rocket (starship)
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 11:40:58 UTC No. 16624893
>>16624842
go home Zubrin, you're drunk
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 11:43:37 UTC No. 16624899
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 11:50:53 UTC No. 16624904
>>16624881
by who? please
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 12:03:27 UTC No. 16624913
>>16624904
Your mom
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 12:23:20 UTC No. 16624918
>>16624716
US has a massive advantage here both in platform (Starlink bus) and launcher (Falcon and later Starship). I wouldn't worry about it unless their plan is to make LEO completely unusable for everyone.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 12:34:20 UTC No. 16624926
>>16624845
is the girl just another boots and flag poles mission, or a sustained affordable permanent moon base that doesn't need a permanent 10 billion $'s a year to keep it going?
>>16624842
maybe they needed to approve the lunar dragon a decade ago! Maybe they need to not be fucking autistic about their "requirements" that blow up costs 10x
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 12:36:54 UTC No. 16624927
Why even pretend to care, when we have the technology right now to build pulsed nuclear fission ships to colonize the entire solar system out to neptune -- but choose not to because of some silly self-imposed global “rules”?
If we made first contact with sentient aliens they would think we are gay and lame!
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 12:40:42 UTC No. 16624929
earth launched NPP vehicles when
just launch them from cuba or some irrelevant shithole
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 12:46:23 UTC No. 16624931
>>16624929
you have to launch them from the poles so the radiation doesn't get trapped by Earth's magnetic field
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 12:47:15 UTC No. 16624932
>>16624931
Would the north or south pole be a more accessible launch site? Both seem pretty rough
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 12:48:06 UTC No. 16624933
>>16624931
radiation is a non-issue
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 12:58:35 UTC No. 16624937
seriously
FUCK earthers
trillions for pensions and pennies for Mars & Venus
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 13:02:45 UTC No. 16624939
I like Buran because I am contrarian
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 13:03:33 UTC No. 16624940
>>16624933
it would be unreasonable to assume it has no effect
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 13:09:32 UTC No. 16624942
>>16624940
just blame any negative effects on vaccines and obesity
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 13:12:54 UTC No. 16624943
>>16624942
I must not fear radiation.
Radiation is the mind-killer.
Radiation is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face the radiation.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the radiation has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 13:15:35 UTC No. 16624945
>>16624937
Born too early to explore the solar system.
For now, we make our stand here. On the only home we know.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 13:31:30 UTC No. 16624950
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 13:36:50 UTC No. 16624954
>>16624644
He's not a smug internet atheist who considers being mad about not being able to play video games on Sunday mornings as the height of intellectual achievement, and it's pretty clear he does believe in epistemic humility, which is essentially the opposite of being a declared atheist.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 13:36:56 UTC No. 16624955
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 13:42:39 UTC No. 16624957
>>16624950
thats such a rad pic bro
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 13:44:39 UTC No. 16624960
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 13:47:09 UTC No. 16624965
>>16624814
tried it once, it was ok
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 13:52:03 UTC No. 16624972
>>16624960
nobody needs that many insulated coffee cups
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 13:53:05 UTC No. 16624975
>>16624814
just launch them from under the surface.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 13:55:57 UTC No. 16624978
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Mar 2025 21:14:26 UTC No. 16625358
>>16624965
>once
>He doesn't know about San Marco
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Mar 2025 02:55:32 UTC No. 16625549
>>16624960
loona