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🧵 /esg/ - Eternal Skateboarding General

Anonymous No. 108743

Circus trick appreciaters go home

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last thread: >>107653

Anonymous No. 108745

>>108743
why is it so hard to find a rental with a miniramp?
you'd think with all this airbnb shit it'd be more common

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Anonymous No. 108747

>>108746
it hurts to look at her face

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Anonymous No. 108762

>>108751
This guy looks like a massive bullied nerd weakling, yet he shreds.

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Anonymous No. 108765

anyone know how thick/strong the plastic is on the sheets you can vacuum seal with are? I want get either a few layers or a single strong thick one with bumps and ridges and vacuum seal a fresh board so I can scrape the tail without damage or do board slides way too fast

Anonymous No. 108767

>>108765
Bro what? Are you trying to do the next clickbait braille video? Vacuum sealing a skateboard deck?

Anonymous No. 108771

>>108767
idk man, i just called up my local vaccuum sealing place and he said i should do like 15 coats of some polymer instead of sealing the board, or clearcoat epoxy resin but that would add weight i think

i just want a thicc ass layer of plastic between the board, and epoxy could work but im not trying to protect the art i just want my shaped board that wont grind down into a normal rounded one from too much use too quickly

Anonymous No. 108772

>>108771
Post said shaped board.

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Anonymous No. 108773

>>108772
its just a 9.13 andy anderson, the one i have been using is ground down to a normal rounded board now, and i really like the harsh angled edges when doing tail scrapes but it just eats the board and I'd be more than happy to niggerrig some bullshit up to make it last longer

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Anonymous No. 108774

>>108773
>its just a 9.13 andy anderson

Anonymous No. 108776

>>108774
let me like my gay board ok
how do i preserve the a n g l e s

Anonymous No. 108778

>>108776
You can't. I'm also surprised the one on the left is supposed to be the same board. It really did grind down. Was that natural or are you doing freestyle tricks a lot? Anyways, it's a skateboard. It's not eternal.

Anonymous No. 108784

>>108778
>Was that natural or are you doing freestyle tricks a lot?
yes and yesish, i buttboard and do a bunch of fun and visibly stupid shit that ends up with me losing the board so im sure some of the tail chipping came from slamming into walls and not just scraping the tail to slow down

oh well thx for the replies, im still gonna try to find something to coat the board in someday

Anonymous No. 108785

I think this guy is an actual little kid

Anonymous No. 108791

>tfw was always too ugly for even the nastiest ramp tramp

Anonymous No. 108793

>>108791
What's a ramp tramp again? When I was skating growing up I literally never even once saw a single girl that skated. A couple here and there hanging out at skate spots, because they were friends with skaters, but not a single one that even had their own board to pose with it.

Anonymous No. 108794

>>108793
>A couple here and there hanging out at skate spots, because they were friends with skaters
lol anon...

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Anonymous No. 108800

>>108765
I think the reason this has never been done before is because it’s fucking retarded

Anonymous No. 108801

>>108794
What did I do...

Anonymous No. 108807

>>108800
catch me riding for fancy lad, nigga

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Anonymous No. 108818

30 year old boomerbros... its out
with a terrible black sabbath cover
https://youtu.be/IEeWi0ohjCQ

Anonymous No. 108822

>>108818
Who's this and why should 30 year old boomerbros care specifically about him?

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Anonymous No. 108825

snapped my wrist riding on a bike path like a retard bros

Anonymous No. 108826

>>108825
:(

Anonymous No. 108827

>>108826
my learnt lesson from this is if my front leg is too tired my bails will suck and ill probably eat shit

Anonymous No. 108828

>>108765
Kek you guys are so weird

Anonymous No. 108829

>>108822
>who is this
Sums up this general perfectly

Anonymous No. 108830

>>108778
I beg to differ, sir.

Anonymous No. 108831

>>108829
Shut the fuck bro I can't know every fucking skater and every fucking brand.

Anonymous No. 108835

>>108825
holy fuck. ouch

Anonymous No. 108837

>>108818
honestly surprised it wasn't just a bunch of mediocre footage at his DIY spots

Anonymous No. 108838

>hitting perfect jumps over gaps, high kickflips, wicked slides
>go to bed
>wake up next day
>literally cannot do an ollie
Does anyone else suffer from this curse?

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Anonymous No. 108840

They arrived!!!

Anonymous No. 108846

>>108751
His whole part was fucking sick.

Anonymous No. 108847

>>108793
Ramp tramps are basically just groupies for skaters.

I too was shocked to find out this was ever a thing. I have NEVER seen a girl hang by a skatepark in hopes of getting the d. But then I saw a picture of young Christian Hosoi and it made sense.

Anonymous No. 108848

>>108840
Hi Andy, I hope you got these bearings for free, since they're not worth the money, and also the weed theme hardware is kind of lame, but do let us know how these wheels skate. I've never tried powell wheels before. Feel free to share your thoughts on this griptape brand too, maybe I'll get something other than jessup for once.

Anonymous No. 108849

>>108847
When I was growing up skateboarding wasn't cool and no bitches liked skaters. Now I see prime 16 year old pussy hanging around the young skaters and worshipping them.

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Anonymous No. 108853

STOP FUUUUCKING RAINING HOLY FUCKING SHHITTTTT

Anonymous No. 108854

>>108818
I like his old parts but i dont think i can stomach the fake black sabbath song and his washed up style.

>>108822
>>108831
Fred Gall was pretty big in the late 90s east coast scene. He had a funny eccentric personality and also did a lot of drugs which made him a bit of a cult personality. Honestly it's fine if you don't know who he is but fuck, just google it or something to research a little bit before you act like you shouldn't have to know about people like that, because if you really care about skateboarding you should. People like Fred Gall made skateboarding what it is today and if you don't find that interesting you're not a skateboarder, just a guy who rides a skateboard.

Anonymous No. 108858

>>108822
>be child prodigy
>like mariano except jersey trash
>DIY crusty east coast spots that nobody else would skate
>wake up one day and find your mom dead from heroin OD

freddy is a soldier and has been through a lot. the fact he still skates and that the community is still there for him is what makes skateboarding so amazing.

Anonymous No. 108862

>Hi Andy,
meds now

Anonymous No. 108866

>>108745
Liability.

Anonymous No. 108871

>>108854
I'm not googling shit. This is why we have this thread. To talk about these stuff. I'm wondering why anon said 30 year old boomers if this guy was popular in the 90s considering they would have been toddlers back then.

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Anonymous No. 108875

They work as advertised. Very unique, noticeably smoother but slide almost as good as formula 4s on rough asphalt. On something like like a revert where you unweight to slide they don't grab at all where other soft wheels feel gummy. On a full power slide where you stand your weight on it formula 4s would still slide a little further. Nothing weird like they want to grab and throw you to the ground.

Anonymous No. 108876

fuck bones wheels

🗑️ Anonymous No. 108880

>>108743
>tfw you thought someone was vibing you out on some cool guy shit but they thought you vibed them out first but you're just shy......................

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Anonymous No. 108881

>>108822
fred gall singlehandedly buttfucked hubba hideout half to death.
the only man live who should be allowed to skate to black sabbath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSrKrJfPsI0
>>108871
because he also put out a banger in every habitat video and turned into a total crustmonster who embodies the phrase dirty jersey
https://youtu.be/HuvXOf4KdXo?t=29

these days people basically know him as the fat guy with all the secret spots

Anonymous No. 108884

>>108871
do you think the internet just didn’t exist back in the day, retard?

Anonymous No. 108886

>>108884
I didn't imply that, dumb retard.

Anonymous No. 108887

the fred gall stuff is interesting guys, thanks for sharing. i like knowing about skate history and only first heard his name after his ig account got hacked by a crytpo scam lol... he's got a damn good treflip.

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Anonymous No. 108894

>royal doesn't sell blue trucks anymore
WHAT THE FUCK

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Anonymous No. 108896

dr said my wrist is proper fucked and 5050 might need a bolt

Anonymous No. 108898

>>108886
christ you are such a fucking idiot

Anonymous No. 108900

breana kinda cute tho desu senpai

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Anonymous No. 108904

>>108887
he also saved some monks once
https://youtu.be/yii3a-_FYiM
https://youtu.be/G8eLf8C2FBg

Anonymous No. 108911

The fred gall bunt episode is pretty kino

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Anonymous No. 108917

I can't believe this zoomer in here who doesn't know who Fred Gall hasn't seen Photosynthesis, arguably one of the greatest skate videos of all time. given how popular Quasi and both hockey and FA are among younger skaters, you think kids would actually go back and watched the videos from the company that influenced these brands entire identities.

Anonymous No. 108923

>>108848
Say weed themed anything isn't worth money to my face. :(

I don't wanna look at no damn Miller Lite skateboard (Yes, I do. This is a lie. lol.)

Anonymous No. 108933

>>108898
stay mad pussy

Anonymous No. 108945

>>108917
I'm turning 30 next month. I have no obligation to know about anything your gay mind thinks I should know.

Anonymous No. 108948

>>108945
im just saying that if you spout off shit like you "like knowing about skate history" maybe you should just to watch some skate related media so you don't need to be spoon fed all of the time :)

Anonymous No. 108949

>>108948
Write that post gain, but this time in English.

Anonymous No. 108952

>>108948
that was my post, i wasn't even the actual zoomer arguing about not knowing him beforehand I just appreciate the effort of anon linking the videos. i only really watched videos from the era I grew up skating (07-early 10s) I could only watch vids before that time if it was uploaded on youtube like yeah right, Menikmati, sorry/really sorry and plwhl so yeah I do like to know more about skate history but it wasn't that accessible when growing up unless you had old heads to put you on to classic and say hey watch this or whatever

Anonymous No. 108959

>>108854
>you're not a skateboarder, just a guy who rides a skateboard
You're not a retard, just a guy who has mental retardation.

Anonymous No. 108964

>>108952
mosaic is a really good video and everyone should watch it

Anonymous No. 108966

>>108945
It makes it even worse that you're 30. Do you talk about Andy Anderson in public too?

Anonymous No. 108969

>>108966
No I don't talk about Americans, because you're irrelevant. I don't need to remember some dude's name from some video I watched 69 years ago, and I especially have no need talking about America 24/7. Skateboarding exists outside the US too.

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Anonymous No. 108970

>>108743
anyone going to the DIME glory challenge in September? I'm booking my air bnb right now. can't fucking wait.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLERyGJRCeA&t=140s
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUmtG0Bo99k
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z3m9mAGp0c&t=607s
rainbow rail and hill challenge are going to be epic
>>108964
thanks anon, ill check it out after I finish photosynthesis
>>108969
oh my god it's the angry yurocuck still mad about getting btfo 2 threads ago ahahahahahahahaaa

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Anonymous No. 108972

>>108743
what happened to habitat? they seemed like a powerhouse in the early 2000s with a stacked team of notable names now mark suciu is carrying it all on his back. just another board company that's ran it's course, not keeping up with the times I assume?

Anonymous No. 108974

>>108972
The market is oversaturated with brands and people don't care about literal who names but about board graphics. Habitat always had ugly ones. You either have a cool board graphic people want to by, or you're the most mainstream name kids will flock to, and they didn't fit any of these categories.

Anonymous No. 108976

I'm scared to skate. I don't want to ride up to someone and accidentally say something stupid like, " Hitler did nothing wrong." There is nothing worse than not being able to get punched in the head by some unsuspecting person. Trucks only do so much.

Anonymous No. 108977

>>108976
fuck are you talking about?

Anonymous No. 108978

I'm also too addicted to alcohol to go skate. Tobacco, too. What do I do, though? I skate.

Anonymous No. 108979

>>108977
It's just funny imagining not being able to go up to somebody in public and talk to them without saying something that might offend them. Not that I would. Why would I need trucks to defend my right to say "generally offensive" things?

Anonymous No. 108980

>>108974
thats a good point i remember habitat and organika had the ugliest graphics ever back in the day but at least organika called it quits

Anonymous No. 108981

It feels like a lot of those east coast brands just died because they couldn't compete with the west coast scene, namely baker. Like when I go to the skatepark now i mostly see the 'normie' skaters riding baker/deathwish boards, the kids riding powell or birdhouse or some shit, and then everyone else is riding anti hero or a local shop deck.

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Anonymous No. 108982

Like who the fuck would buy this? I don't care if it's my dad's pro board even. I am not skating a board that looks like a wallmart deck or an H&M t-shirt.

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Anonymous No. 108985

>>108981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqTi7DvqDTw
dna died because of habitat shoes [spoiler]which were actually sick as fuck but they just came out too early[/spoiler] and dyrdek fucking up on the money side of things.
zoo got bought out by some sketchy corpo retards who ruined the brand pretty much instantly and everyone jumped ship
traffic/5boro/shut etc were already small and they haven't really changed too significantly.
FA/Hockey/917 would be considered the new wave of east coast and they're all doing very well.
you could arguably call quasi east coast as well because besides bledsoe it's pretty much all bustcrew guys + al and jake johnson

i'm not the biggest fan of the latest run of habitat boards or anything alien has been doing lately but the janoski reissue still looks rad imo.

Anonymous No. 108986

>>108985
nice spoiler retard

Anonymous No. 108990

>>108985
>zoo york got bought out
Try sold out retard. And the way most the east coast brands ate shit it was the right decision. Cash out and invest the money on shit that has nothing to do with the whims of skater cattle.

Anonymous No. 108991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICxf08KLD6E

Anonymous No. 109001

>>108881
Not really a fan of him but this clip is legendary

Anonymous No. 109002

>>108896
Fresh loafers

Anonymous No. 109003

>>108969
>because you're irrelevant
said the dude posting on an American website about an American hobby. who hurt you lil buddy?

Anonymous No. 109004

>>108985
>anything alien has been doing lately
I don’t keep up with Aliens graphics or anything but the actual team is really cool right now, I feel like a “full length” could do a lot for their image, I don’t know why everyone is so quick to shit on the current version of Alien when they have a lot of good skaters and do some nice single part videos

Anonymous No. 109005

>>109003
>who hurt you lil buddy?

Nobody. That's why I'm not a tranny like you.

Anonymous No. 109006

>>109005
nice buzzwords newfag

Anonymous No. 109008

>>109006
Thanks tranny.

Anonymous No. 109009

>>109006
>who hurt you lil buddy?
>buzzwords

Anonymous No. 109010

>>109004
i'm talking purely in terms of visuals.
the wheels they make are pretty nice though

Anonymous No. 109015

>>109010
what can they actually do to capture that audience that was so hyped on early Alien graphics when DarkRoom and Quasi exist?

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Anonymous No. 109024

idk what this is but I'm showing up

Anonymous No. 109029

>>109024
should come skate with me instead bro

Anonymous No. 109032

>>109024
>7/30
>it's already the 31st

Woah!

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>>109032

Anonymous No. 109037

half of you should just go to /fa/, you fruits.

Anonymous No. 109039

Can any of your recommend a good book of skate photography? I know there are a couple great ones out there, but it seems like there's a lot of cheap, cash grabby, no-specific-theme ones too.

Anonymous No. 109040

>>109037
every time i tried to talk about skate shoes with /fa/ggots it went incredibly poorly
are they all still larping as ninjas?

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Anonymous No. 109041

>>109040
>are they all still larping as ninjas?

Fucking lmao, but what would /fa/ know about skate shoes?

Anonymous No. 109043

I like dressing in cool clothes when I skate, makes me feel good, just like Chad Muska has talked about.

Anonymous No. 109045

>>109043
Muska was a nigger tier crackhead at his peak. Dudes lucky that no one paid attention to anything he did besides skating.

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Anonymous No. 109046

I always played as Muska in THPS2 because he had a backpack. Like he was carrying lunch, spare parts, a skate tool, and spray cans. Someone that's prepared to street skate all day.

Anonymous No. 109047

>>109045
He skated good and looked good doing it, that’s all I care about

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Anonymous No. 109049

>>109040
don't go over there lmao

Anonymous No. 109050

>>109041
considering strobeck's twink squad were all moonlighting as model boys and supreme humping was at it's peak, i assumed they would know more than zero

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Anonymous No. 109054

>>108743
it's /ourgirl/'s birthday today, everybody say happy birthday nelly! :)

Anonymous No. 109056

>>109040
>>109041
the dylan rieder /fa/ thread when he died surprised me. a lot of skaters definitely lurk that board kek
>https://warosu.org/fa/thread/S11854563#p11854608

Anonymous No. 109062

>>109046
How do people even skate with backpacks on? Any weight in one and I can't stick a landing at all.

Anonymous No. 109063

>>109054
God she's ugly

Anonymous No. 109064

>>109054
gosh my wife nelly is so cute bros...

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Anonymous No. 109067

>>109054
bucket hat? illegal

Anonymous No. 109070

>>109056
>skaters
Lol. Those were the same type of faggots Harold Hunter was robbing before he did the needful.

Anonymous No. 109073

If your favorite skater didn't commit armed robberies then he ain't shit

Anonymous No. 109075

Dane burman is such a faggot it's hard to comprehend

Anonymous No. 109076

>>108969
>No I don't talk about Americans
I get that Canada is in North America and that makes Andy an American, but please don't lump us citizens of the grand ol' US of A in with them.

Anonymous No. 109077

>>109073
My favorite skaters committed straight murder. One raped a bitch before doing it and the other one convinced his dumbass homie to take the whole charge by himself. Take me back to the good ol days.

Anonymous No. 109080

>>109077
Lol who the fuck?

Anonymous No. 109082

The whole core pro-skate scene is kinda lame.

Anonymous No. 109084

>>109077
Danny Way did nothing wrong

Anonymous No. 109085

>>109084
Danny way absolutely fucked over Josh Swindell who probably actually did nothing wrong. The homosexual that died already had brain damage, it could have been anyone that murdered him that night, especially when he was going around hitting on non-homo guys. Fucking poofs should just stay in their cess pit gay bars and not bother normal people. I fucking hate faggots.

Anonymous No. 109086

im only learning of dylan rieder now fuck dude skates like hes riding a cloud. still hated when /fa/ would post that one pic of him smoking a fag looking really tryhard as their haircut inspo but now im aware he lived up to that pic.

Anonymous No. 109087

>>109024
it was truly fucking awesome bros the setup had a ramp over an old cop looking car with a grindable rail for the light bar there was some banks to ledges and like a vert wall with the middle section just straight with a dumpster so there was a good mix of gnar/technical/style goin on. quite a few familiar faces if you watch videos and they had fucking awesome stickers on the beer cans so the garbage was aesthetic

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Anonymous No. 109088

Josh Swindell is such a chad that he got out of prison and immediately married this leggy blonde

Anonymous No. 109089

>>109086
dylan rieder was an arrogant cunt with fake steez. it's sad he died and he had to go through what he went through but he was such a twat

Anonymous No. 109090

>>109087
didn't you get nervous around all the people?

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Anonymous No. 109091

What's her fucking problem?

Anonymous No. 109092

>>109088
>>109085
Does anyone know if Swindell actually keeps in touch with Danny Way anymore? you think after giving up your freedom for one of your bros he'd have your back forever but Danny seems like such a stuck up faggot he probably tried to avoid all contact for the dude who allowed him to continue his skate career and not end up as Gator 2.0

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Anonymous No. 109093

>>109087
A bunch of mutts of various colors jumping on a fake cop car for internet clout. Looks great lol. Skateboarding is so fucking lame now that the non-whites are interested in it

Anonymous No. 109094

>>109087
I can't believe you dodged the session with your fellow /esg/ posters to go to some gloried hype beast demo. im coming to your local to snake you non stop and pretend like im doing nothing wrong

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>>109093
>now that the non-whites are interested in it
yeah I can't believe the non-whites ruined skating all the way back in..1986. truly the work of globalhomo

Anonymous No. 109096

>>109095
Try back in the 70s. The zboys had wops spics and chinks. I think they even had a pool hoe they all ran train on too.

Anonymous No. 109097

>>109095
Sweet random cherrypicked image ignoring that back in the 80s like 9/10 skaters were white. Look at any team's lineup from back then and there was always just like 1 or 2 token minorities, the rest were white.

Anonymous No. 109098

Even back in the 00s skating was mostly white outside of a few black guys.

Anonymous No. 109101

>>109093
what part of the world do you live in? This is LA everyone has been skating for like generations here I feel like you have stunted vibe management skills

Anonymous No. 109102

>>109101
Can you say that again in english?

Anonymous No. 109103

>>109086
yeah he really lived up to dying from cancer

Anonymous No. 109104

>>109097
This is completely wrong you underage goofball

Anonymous No. 109105

>>109094
excellent, my masochistic companion in the ocean of scooter kids

Anonymous No. 109106

>>109102
where do you live faggot

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Anonymous No. 109108

ahh yes, the better days, when non-whites didn't just do things for clout

Anonymous No. 109109

>>109104
Lol no it's fucking not. Look at any vid from before like 2010 and the majority of skaters are white.

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Anonymous No. 109114

check out all these white dudes

Anonymous No. 109116

>>109114
Check out all these straight dudes. Nothing gay about these junkies.

Anonymous No. 109117

>>109114
When the whole squad is rocking double digits IQs. #retardgoals

Anonymous No. 109118

>>109117
cool man what tricks are you working on

Anonymous No. 109119

>>109118
probably learning how to stationary shove it in his drive way

Anonymous No. 109127

>>108776
haven't every used them but they make plastic tail guards that you just screw on the deck. I was thinking about putting some kind of studs or metal tacs at the end of my tail to cut down on razor tail but that would probably just fuck up the pop idk...

Anonymous No. 109128

is mike carroll white?

Anonymous No. 109131

>>109076
Canada is your little brother and they want to be you, so sorry bro. Not my fault.

Anonymous No. 109134

>>109082
the ideal existence for a skater is to be good enough to get flowed free shit and drop a part here or there every few years, anything more is try hard and gay

Anonymous No. 109139

>>108743
rewatching last resorts video made me realize how forgettable it was outside of chris part...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wteo6xrIKE&t=607s
a bunch of adult men skating like actual zoomers in a homie video and the music SUCKED.

Anonymous No. 109140

very stupid question, but is there such a thing as sandals you can skate in?

Anonymous No. 109141

>>109140
keens?

Anonymous No. 109143

>>109140
i used to snowskate in crocs
you'll destroy them in a week but you can do it

Anonymous No. 109146

>>109143
This guy fucks.

Anonymous No. 109149

seething flyover poser boomers ITT

Anonymous No. 109151

does pennswood make any boards that don't look like absolute dogshit?
i've heard they're really good decks but jesus these are some of the ugliest graphics i've seen in years
>https://www.instagram.com/pennswood/?hl=en
>>109149
>boomer
hey fucker i'm still 29 for another 14 hours

Anonymous No. 109152

>>109151
>hey fucker i'm still 29 for another 14 hours
WTF you are literally me. my plan is to skate all night till the sun comes up. its the same thing I did on my 20th birthday.

Anonymous No. 109155

>>109151
>>109152
Happy birthday you old fucks. Go to hell you filthy animals.

Anonymous No. 109159

>>109151
>>109152
Happy early birthday my dear brothers. Me I'm 30 on 9/11. I should probably buy myself a blood wizard board for the occasion.

Anonymous No. 109174

I'm 34 and just bought a skateboard for the first time. Not interested in tricks beyond what would help me get through the streets faster. I just wanted a mode of transportation that's faster than walking, more athletic than a car, less bulky than a bicycle and more socially acceptable for an adult than a kick scooter.

Second day of trying to learn how to ride it, and I gave up. Feel like a retard for even starting. I only actually fell once and it didn't hurt much, but it seems like it's just inherently much less safe than a bicycle or a scooter.

Maybe I'll try again after I finish getting rid of my excess weight (I'm at 100kg now, down from 130kg, aiming for 75kg), I figure keeping my balance will be easier then and falls will be less severe.

Anonymous No. 109175

You guys so bored and thread so dead you gotta copy paste posts for reddit to bait people, huh?

Anonymous No. 109176

black trucks with pink wheels are not gay

Anonymous No. 109177

>>109174
You are dumb as fuck. Just buy a chink e-scooter from alibaba and a shitty full face helmet. Congratulations you now own the streets and the skate parks.

Anonymous No. 109178

>>109177
Getting driven around by an electric motor isn't gonna help me lose the rest of this fucking fat.

Anonymous No. 109179

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJFQRj02Lys

watching this fag's video got me wondering,
is it normal for there to be a skatepark retard?
like i a genuinely mentally retarded/disabled homeless guy who just wanders into the park every day and jabbers at you & the homies for like an hour and then wanders off again?
is that a thing or was it just us?

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Anonymous No. 109180

>Jammie Griffin wins BATB whichever number in a convincing matter
>goes to compete in Es game of skate
>loses to Jeff DeCheesy of all people
>not only does he lose but he almost gets skunked

I am perplexed.

Anonymous No. 109181

>>109180
did he do a bunch of meme tricks with no pop?
it's kind of easy to fuck people u in skate if you just do weird gay tricks

Anonymous No. 109183

>>109179
We don't have a skatepark at my home town but we have this plaza spot in the city that might as well be the skatepark. There's always this homeless looking manlet older guy hanging around playing the role of the park retard in a way. Asking the kids for cigs and trying to talk to them. Getting mad when someone hit him with a football on accident, as if a 15 year old kid wont beat his ass. Probably deluded enough to think he can get with one of the teenage girls there. Sniffs glue. I always gave him a mean look to indicate he can't talk to me or I'm knocking him out.

Anonymous No. 109184

>>109181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjFUFYbxabQ

You can skip to the part where they play. I wasn't paying attention because I'm eating and shitposting on 4chan, but I didn't notice any meme trick from the little I saw. I was just waiting to hear hurr durr the final Jamie Griffin vs whoever, then I realize he lost to literal Jeffwonsong of all people. My sides.

Anonymous No. 109185

kind of over hearing bad brains at skateparks. there are other punk bands out there you know

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Anonymous No. 109186

>Andy Anderson
reddit skate autist
>Jeff Dechesare
4chan skate autist

Anonymous No. 109187

>>109180
Based. I didn't know that Dechesare does flat stuff lol

Anonymous No. 109188

>>109187
Literally the only reason he got a letter is because he made him redo the trick because he doesn't pop tricks lmao.

Anonymous No. 109189

>>109184
>you have to pop it jeff
spit out my drink lmao

Anonymous No. 109190

>>109186
bam is the only skater you should care about

Anonymous No. 109191

>>109190
Bam used to be my favorite when I was a kid and drew skulls on my griptape.

Anonymous No. 109210

>>109191
Damn what made you turn gay. Don Vito turned you out lmao.

Anonymous No. 109213

>>109210
bro what

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Anonymous No. 109214

would you get a womb tattoo with your bestie? UwU

Anonymous No. 109215

Damn I didn't know Bam was gay.

Anonymous No. 109217

>>109174
I don't think you're going to have a good time learning because there's going to be a lot of falling and ankle twisting which is harder on heavier people

Anonymous No. 109219

>>109190
no thanks I don't suck cock

Anonymous No. 109225

It's hard yes, not really good for transportation for most people. What board did you get? You want a big one with big wheels, or just a long board. Even girls can ride those.

Anonymous No. 109230

Hello guys I want to learn how to skateboard mainly for transportation.
I have this old kryptonic skateboard from years ago that I barely used. I ordered new wheels and bearings. The wheels are 60mm 78a. Is this good enough for riding around comfortably on sidewalks and streets? I'm planning on going a couple miles at most in one trip.
Should I buy new trucks? The ones on the board are metal and the bushings don't seem damaged.
What should I upgrade next on the board?

Anonymous No. 109235

https://strawpoll.com/polls/kogjvQqVKg6
https://strawpoll.com/polls/kogjvQqVKg6
https://strawpoll.com/polls/kogjvQqVKg6
Vote bitches

Anonymous No. 109236

>>109235
aren't stairs and gaps basically the same thing?

Anonymous No. 109237

>>109236
Sort of but not really... Idk dude

Anonymous No. 109243

>>109230
you’re probably going to want to get some risers so you have a lot of clearance from your wheels and your deck, and you probably don’t “need” new trucks but depending on how wide your board is it would be nice to get some trucks that fit. Can also get different trucks because not all trucks turn the same and if I was getting a board just for cruising around I’d probably want some trucks that have a very surfy feel to them like Ace trucks compared to a truck like Venture Trucks that have a different turning radius

Anonymous No. 109251

>>109235
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4dBM5Iu5m0M

Anonymous No. 109257

>>109230
imo roll around on it for a while and you'll get a sense of what works and what you need to replace.
personally the only thing i'd do from the start is get some fresh bearings & maybe risers like the other anon suggested

Anonymous No. 109260

>>109243
>>109257
Ok thanks I will look into getting risers. Also do risers help absorb vibrations? I can't find a consensus online. It seems to me that a pad of rubber between the deck and trucks should absorb at least a little vibration.

Anonymous No. 109263

>>109260
Shock absorbers and risers are almost identical in aplication and function so people sometimes confuse the 2

Are 360 reverts illegal?

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Anonymous No. 109265

/esg/ demographics survey
>https://forms.gle/wEjFvPsqgh7p7YRFA
fill it out

Anonymous No. 109267

>>109265
Nice try glowie, I aint filling your shit with my real details.

Anonymous No. 109270

>>109267
everything is general and non identifying… Loosen the tin foil hat anon

Anonymous No. 109271

>>109270
It's filled in, sir. I can totally confirm I was being 100% honest as well. :)))

Anonymous No. 109281

>>109265
Yes sir I am 100 yo loli who skates tranny and is from third world country, my fag vid is every emerica production and my fag sk8er is Steve Berra

Anonymous No. 109296

IT'S HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhgZQcNNngY

Anonymous No. 109302

>>109230
>>109260
I put on the new wheels and bearings and rode my skateboard properly for the first time today. It was pretty fun and I only busted my ass once.
The stock bearings were terrible and I hadn't even used them outside of standing on the board a few times. The outer and inner race could wiggle a few mm side to side compared to my new bearings which has no play at all. Really glad I got new bearings.
I'm pretty comfortable with pushing now but turning is still a little hard. I think it's probably because I haven't developed enough balance yet. It might also be because of tight trucks and hard bushings. I'm going to get risers so I can loosen my trucks a bit without worrying about wheel bite. Also how big of a difference would new bushings make on crappy trucks?

Anonymous No. 109308

question for the good/fit skaters here... how many hours do you skate per day/week (actual hard skating not just sitting around on the skatepark).. nyjah says he gets burned out and tired after 2 hourss of practice in his park?? is 2 hours a day really all it takes

Anonymous No. 109313

>>109308
Warming up, doing old tricks a bit then doing harder ones I didnt until I hurt myself/bail or give up/dont feel it takes about 45min. About 5-15 min rest period of cruising to a different spot then I go right back into it.
2 cycles of this I can manage, 3 is a workout and 4 is gonna make me gass out. Then again my cardio was always shit.
And yeah even doing half an hour every day is gonna make you progress, consistency is key not intensity.

Anonymous No. 109315

>>109302
new bushings help a lot with shitty turning, but you have to understand they make a lot of different duros for bushings too and if you want them hard/soft/somewhere in between. BUT if your trucks turn like shit, it's a geometry problem, and new bushings can't really do a lot about that. what brand of trucks are they? post a picture of them with the bushings visible if you can, if not, and they're just no named brand trucks, you probably want to upgrade. Like I said, something like Aces or Independent would feel pretty nice in a cruiser type setup. although since my balance is already locked in, I might be a bit biased.

Anonymous No. 109322

>>109308
I do 2 hour sessions usually 3 time a week. I skate big bowls so that's extremely tiring and I'm pretty much done after 2 hours. I'm pretty fit but I work construction and most of my sessions are after work so I'm usually not going at full capacity.

Anonymous No. 109325

>>109322
oh wow construction.. how do u make sure u dont get injured so u dont lose your job :o

Anonymous No. 109326

>>109308
during the cooftimes i had an in-office skate setup and was basically skating in bursts all day. i would basically do 8 hours of warmup tricks & then skate street spots at night for 2-3 hours, but that could also mean a lot of walking/cruising from spot to spot. if i was just charging at some gap or a rail then yeah, more than 2 hours would be a lot.
it really boils down to how much impact you're taking/how much you need to run.
[spoiler]i did manage to pull my groin by doing too much flip-in flip-out manny shit, so maybe don't do that 8+ hours straight for days in a row lmao[/spoiler]

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Anonymous No. 109327

is he a wizard too bros?
can anyone prove this man has ever hadsex?

Anonymous No. 109330

>>109325
I pretty much work for myself. Plus i wear knee pads and a helmet when i skate and i know my limits

Anonymous No. 109337

>>109308
Yeah it's always around 2 two hours when I skate hard.

Anonymous No. 109338

>Read Scroll of Punishment
>Play video game all day
>No leg muscles because of video game
>No scroll of punishment outside
>Go outside
Gee, it sure feels like Scroll of Punishment today.

Anonymous No. 109339

Sometimes on weekends I'll do a 2 hour session in the morning and then another 2 hour (chill) session at night

Anonymous No. 109349

>>109296
Some Canadian anon should buy it and make a smell review.

Anonymous No. 109351

>>109308
Session by myself where I don't have to wait between tricks: 1 and a half to 2 hours. Particularly if it's all flatland or street shit. That's tiring as hell for me.

Session with other people where I'll be sitting down and waiting my turn while three or four people do their thing: anywhere from 5 to 10+ hours. Just did 7 and a half on Saturday, last night was 4 hours because I was late to the park.

I'd say on average I'll skate 15-20 hours a week. I'll try to at the very least get 30 minutes in somehow even if it's raining or I'm tired.

Anonymous No. 109367

>>109308
>is 2 hours a day really all it takes
It is if you skate as hard as Nyjah does. It really depends on what specifically you're doing.

Anonymous No. 109371

>>109308
2 hours of drilling all your contest tricks/training is probably the limit of what he needs while also leaving time actually skate, have a life, and not be too gassed to do it again the next day.
when you actually skate contests, especially jams, that shit can literally take all day and i've been to [spoiler]skated poorly in[/spoiler] ones where pros are jumping shit from like 7am to sundown. they chill and take breaks obviously but you will easily go over 2 hours of skate time in most contests.

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Anonymous No. 109394

>>109371
Yeah I also skated contests in the past and it always destroyed me.

Anonymous No. 109397

>>109394
post trophies

Anonymous No. 109400

>>109397
They were just small events. I only won decks, clothing and stuff from our local skate shops.

Anonymous No. 109401

>>109400
post

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Anonymous No. 109403

>>109401
No!

Anonymous No. 109404

Why do you guys REFUSE to post any OC?

Anonymous No. 109409

>>109404
so all of the weird schizos can constantly repost it/pretend they are you/talk a bunch of shit about what you look like/proceed to live in some third world trannies head? maybe if you guys weren't such weirdos more people would be willing to post clips in here

Anonymous No. 109410

>>109409
Take your tin foil hat off anon.

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Anonymous No. 109414

>>109327
Not sure but I enjoyed his dolphin themed 917 vid from March

Anonymous No. 109423

>>109404
All I day are frontside grinds and I've already posted too many

Anonymous No. 109425

>>109315
I don't see any branding on the trucks. They're just the stock ones that came with the board. I don't think they're very good quality because the square head of the kingpin was making indents in the base plate where the head meets it. I've barely skated it so the metal quality seems pretty bad.
I think I'm going to just going to deal with the trucks for now. I got risers and bones medium bushings so I'll see if that helps tomorrow. Hoping it's good enough to cruise comfortably on,

Anonymous No. 109434

>>109327
lets all dm cyrus on ig and ask him if alex olsen fucks

Anonymous No. 109436

>>109404
right here dog >>109409
i made a mention i worked in a warehouse and there was a guy who posted "forklift boy" to every post that was all lowercase letters for like 2 weeks straight. its only a matter of time before one of the cali bros gets stabbed by some insane stalker when they try and meet up at a park. gutbro you got kids dont meet up with anyone from these threads. but the DIY anons are always posting OC so honestly i dont even know what your talking about.

i hate setting up my phone to get clips. and why would i waste good clips posting them here.

Anonymous No. 109439

>>109436
I'm literally not gonna read your autistic shitpost, plus reminder that OC isn't limited to you posting clips. Posting your board, your contest winnings (you have none), your skatepark, your street spot, your shoes, etc, it's all OC. Nobody is gonna pretend they're you with your picture of your skate shoes. Retards.

Anonymous No. 109443

>>109439
>plus reminder that OC isn't limited to you posting clips
shoulda read my post dipshit

Anonymous No. 109445

>>109443
Should have made a good post then.

Anonymous No. 109447

>>109404
>doxxing yourself on a Mongolian frog painting website

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Anonymous No. 109449

>>109448
I'll try get some OC tonight maybe

Anonymous No. 109451

>>109439
Are you new? We post OC all the time, the threads are just really fast lately.

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Anonymous No. 109456

>>109447
Who are you quoting?

>>109451
Yeah I do. You? Waiting.

Anonymous No. 109457

why is the webm/gif poster so obsessed with circus tricks?

Anonymous No. 109460

>>109457
Because of posts like this.

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Anonymous No. 109464

>Who are you quoting?

Anonymous No. 109465

>>109452
this is a really good vid btw

Anonymous No. 109469

>>109465
Agreed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiVeo2R_u3s

Anonymous No. 109472

>>109469
my friend went to the premier for this video and ended up skating with two of the japanese dudes from the vid that actually flew over for it and he said they took a few hits from a blunt and were just laying down staring at the sky for like 3 hours lol

Anonymous No. 109480

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kVJiA2wVS4
this hit me hard. its perfectly cut like a vivid deathbed memory of the great times you (could've) had and reminded me that i wasted my youth. im honestly teary eyed.

Anonymous No. 109485

>>109480
I think dying on a skateboard is dumb as hell

Anonymous No. 109487

>>109485
just have most of your weight towards the back end of the board and stay low pal, bombing hills is as pure as skateboarding gets

Anonymous No. 109489

>>109487
lol u mean the front end?? back end wouldnt that throw u wobbles like crazy

Anonymous No. 109490

>>109489
Lmao you just admitted to being a twink.

Anonymous No. 109491

>>109490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Dgxe584Ss

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Anonymous No. 109492

If i get new trucks should i break in the new bushings or pull my old bushings out of my old trucks and put them in my new trucks?

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Anonymous No. 109497

I finally made it out of the slash dungeon bros. Landed some front smiths. I wasn't quite getting the board on the coping totally tweaked yet but i know in a few sessions I'll have these down proper.

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Anonymous No. 109498

Also got some Indy airs, they were halfway between pre grab and an Ollie air though. Like I grabbed as I lift my front truck. Not quite as legit as a straight up Ollie to Indy yet.

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Anonymous No. 109499

ordered a new deck

Anonymous No. 109500

>>109489
im saying that if you're close to eating shit because of speed wobbles, it's better to stay low and lean back so you can slide out of your incoming fall on your ass instead of getting pitched forward because all of your weight is towards the front end of the deck.

Anonymous No. 109501

>>109500
yea yea like powerslide out of it

Anonymous No. 109503

>>109487
Bombing hills is like the ultimate risk/reward payoff in skating. If you fall on a gnarly hill you are guaranteed to get hurt, there is no way to safely bail a hill bomb, but if you make it it's the best rush ever.

I personally don't even do them, I can't risk getting fucked up like that

Anonymous No. 109504

>>109501
pretty much. that way if you're getting wobbles and your weight is already towards the back end/on your heelside, you can easily kind of power slide out of it and just end up on your back/ass. yeah you might ruin your current shirt/sweater/pair of pants, but i'd much rather risk fucking up my clothes instead of getting sent flying through the air and just hoping for the best.

>>109503
even eating shit but successfully rolling out of it is like nothing else in skating. the feeling of realizing you didn't just die trying to make it down the hill and you're ok is something else. the way I like to do them is find a nice hill that isn't too steep big long enough to where I can start from a third/half way up the hill and bomb it, and slowly keep going higher and higher until I feel like I hit the limit. those dudes in SF like the GX crew or T-Funk who just seem to charge endless hills are fucked, I could never imagine taking on shit like that after seeing those hills in person. you also have to worry about other people in the road and just general people acting like idiots.

Anonymous No. 109506

Bros it's way too hot to skate outside rn what do I do? I'm talking 99 degress plus.

Anonymous No. 109509

>>10950
skate now.

in 2030 we're gonna say "man remember 2022 when it was only 105 degrees?"

Anonymous No. 109510

>>109492
You should stick with your new ones or get bones hard bushings.

Anonymous No. 109511

>>109499
Looks like a reddit deck.

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Anonymous No. 109544

>Looks like a reddit deck.

Anonymous No. 109548

Beatrice does the same god damn 3 tricks all the time it has to STOP. I stg if she does another grind fs shuv out I’m gonna riot. She CANT keep getting away with it.

Anonymous No. 109551

>>109499
>>109511
This graphic could be compared to a sovrn graphic, but I think Alltimers has a far more irreverent, cynical sense of humor.

Anonymous No. 109556

>>109548
youre gay as fuck just by the fact that you actually watch female skaters that you arent fucking.

Anonymous No. 109559

>>109556
lol you sound like a tool

Anonymous No. 109570

>>109544
As a matter of fact if you put the braille logo on it I wouldn't bother checking if it's not real.

Anonymous No. 109573

Tiago is the latest canceled skater

Anonymous No. 109575

>>109573
Tiago is canceled? What happened?

Anonymous No. 109594

>>109573
Ackshully slap is doing a reverse cancel and saying that time is actually just racist

Anonymous No. 109596

>>109594
BRs too powerful

Anonymous No. 109597

Zoomers need to stop calling any transition vert. It's tranny, not vert you fucking poofters

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Anonymous No. 109599

Lizzie bros... I wasn't expecting this

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Anonymous No. 109603

>>108743
trannies at it again kek
>https://www.instagram.com/p/CgvJ52vJbv5/

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Anonymous No. 109604

>a 10/10 on /esg/

Anonymous No. 109605

>>109604
unironically going to jerk it to this photo at some point

Anonymous No. 109608

>>109603
>beating a little girl
based
>losing to a womanlet
cringe

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Anonymous No. 109611

front board to car slam is crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42FLCEeKhTc&t=78s&ab_channel=JohnWilson

Anonymous No. 109615

>>109611
That was sick

Anonymous No. 109632

>>109611
>damaging normal people's property for your shitty front board

Top cringe. I would shoot that pussy on the spot. Skate and destroy only applies to public property.

Anonymous No. 109640

>>109632
I'm sure that car is fine, but yeah, don't be a fucking dick and wreck some random dude's parked car. I couldn't care less about office buildings or corporate "private public" spaces or whatever, but fuck knows what sort of headache you've given someone by damaging their personal stuff.

Anonymous No. 109641

>>109604
Skateboarding ability adds numbers. Even without it she's still cute as hell.

Anonymous No. 109643

>>109641
>Skateboarding ability adds numbers
Please elaborate anon, say I’m a homely looking 4/10 maybe 5.5 on a good day, how many points would being able to treflip add? Asking for a friend.

Anonymous No. 109644

>>109640
You can scratch the paint with your faggot jeans and dent the hood or fenders while rolling in like a faggot. Even if it's the smallest thing, fuck that kid. Nobody thinks he's tough for doing that. Nobody cares about a shittyass front board, even if it's an NBD at that spot.

Anonymous No. 109647

>>109643
>woman
>treflip
Its not impossible but thats asking for too much.

Anonymous No. 109650

>>109632
>>109640
faggot ass nerds

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Anonymous No. 109653

project harder nerd

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Anonymous No. 109654

>I would shoot that pussy on the spot.

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Anonymous No. 109655

>Skate and destroy only applies to public property.

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Anonymous No. 109656

>>109643
dont forget about ass and tits

Anonymous No. 109658

not my car not my problem lol

Anonymous No. 109659

*bang bang*
not my body not my problem lol

Anonymous No. 109660

Not my gnar not my problem lol

Anonymous No. 109661

>>109597
kids at my park call the quarter pipe a "flyout" and they call the pyramid a "quad corner" whatever the fuck that means. its mostly scooter kids but the skater kids have picked it up too.

Anonymous No. 109663

dumb schizo tier boomers itt

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>>109663

Anonymous No. 109670

>>109503
Bubblewrap is your friend. Bubblewrap and dish soap.

Anonymous No. 109671

>>109490
My back end never wobbles. I need to get on my skateboard more. I'd still like to do a back 3 in my gf, though. (Imaginary gf)

Anonymous No. 109673

I swear it's like a zoomer phenomenon to fuck up people's cars while skating. When I was growing up we would freak out if our boards even hit someone's tire. Now people just barely give a fuck.

Anonymous No. 109686

guys in this thread talk about "when I used to skate" but its obvious all they ever did was push around their suburb for 2 or 3 years and never watched a skate video or even bought a copy of thrasher lmao

Anonymous No. 109691

indy's suck
F4 wheels are for morons
woodshops don't mater anymore

Anonymous No. 109692

>>109686
>buying thrasher
lol the local shop used to give it and the free tshirt away so homeless dickheads had something to wipe their ass with.

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Anonymous No. 109696

>>108743
>tfw no /esg/ gf

Anonymous No. 109698

5boro stop being stoners and send me my fucking skateboard challenge
>>109686
i bought transworld :)

Anonymous No. 109700

>>109691
what would u recommend?

Anonymous No. 109702

>>109670
dish soap?

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Anonymous No. 109703

new part by that girl that dresses goofy sometimes
https://youtu.be/6afoNWzwoCY

Anonymous No. 109704

>>109703
>girl

I'm not watching that.

Anonymous No. 109707

>>109643
It's not so much the trick, but the dedication to skating and how often you do it. Like, Lizzie ate some of the biggest shit in skating ( https://youtu.be/KMD9EhJ2dkQ ) and kept going. She skates all day, every day, and has fun doing it. Having a partner like that is godly.

But, idk, maybe an extra 2 or 3 points? And inb4 "hurr durr what if that same skater girl was also attractive anyway", because girls who skate and are super model tier hot will eventually just become super models, with their focus on skating being torn as they become bigger narcissists. Not wife material.

Anonymous No. 109708

>>109703
Wow this would have been a lot more enjoyable if she didn't look like a dyke Miles Silvas

Anonymous No. 109710

does buying on parade still support actual shops? pretty much everything on the site is incredibly vague.
>>109643
>homely
solvable problem tbqh. you don't have to go full on bimbo to make yourself look nice. pretty much everyone will assume you're a lez if you slobmode as a woman.
pretty much being a chill girl [i.e not a cluster b attentionwhore] with any male hobby gives you massive points to someone.

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Anonymous No. 109713

Giv Victoria skater gf now

Anonymous No. 109715

>>109713
gib metal curb

Anonymous No. 109716

>>109713
>wacky beanie
>NYC doodle tats
>sports bra hur durr look @ how sexy I am
>men's boxers
>trendy baggy corduroy pants
>le nike dunks
>shittyass slappy slide

massive yikes

Anonymous No. 109717

https://youtu.be/0bIe4tiLqF0?t=154
I NEED A RAMP TRAMP GF RIGHT NOW
NOW
NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

Anonymous No. 109719

I raped a skater girl last night

Anonymous No. 109721

>>109710
the last resorts i bought came from a local shop so I think yes but they charge the shop fees. you use to be able to see who was selling what at the checkout but I think they removed that feature so fuck em. i wont use them anymore, I just use it as a catalog and try to find what shop is carrying the actual product on google.
>>109719
shut up you fucking dork

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Anonymous No. 109722

>>109713
>>109716
girl skaters have the corniest fucking drip, I can't stand it lmao and it really boggles my mind. we literally have the blueprint to dressing cool by being surrounded by other skaters, but they only pay attention to other normie girls on insta and copy them. like that whole levis 501, cropped shirt/flannel lr/converse ctas look (big pants little shirt) was pioneered by women/gays and core skaters or whatever started biting off it and made it look pretty cool I guess and these hoes still pull up in the ugliest dunks and urban outfitter pants like clockwork.

Anonymous No. 109723

I will rape again

Anonymous No. 109724

>>109710
I never understood the obsession with supporting local shops. My local is just a fuckin meth den filled with gatekeepers, why would I want to support that? Seems like some marketing BS to me I don't think supporting them is in any way helping the "local scene" at all any more than buying chinese blanks they're just taking advantage of little kids who cant' decide for themselves yet what's "cool" I can't be the only one who sees this?

Anonymous No. 109725

>>109723
stfu nyjah get back in the tank!

Anonymous No. 109726

>>109724
my local shop is actually pretty respected in the scene but beyond funding a shitty unskateable DIY and raffling off nike dunks every other week they don't do anything for the community that makes me want to support them now. it wasn't always like this though, and i know they hookup local skaters that are putting the work in and skate hard but their overall relationship with the skate community is no longer give and take. plus the shop bros suck and ruin the vibes every time i go and they're bumming around inside ruining my once beloved skate shop experience.

Anonymous No. 109727

>>109724
this. after getting to know my local more id rather just save my money. why would i sponsor a members only club?

🗑️ Anonymous No. 109732

>>109724
based. the woman who owns my local shop is a massive cunt and her husband is a massive cuck but friendly. i just order everything online. fuck the whole scene in this "city" shit is cliquey and coolguy as fuck

Anonymous No. 109733

>>109722
I've seen one picture of Rusty Fawkes with a skateboard, but she dresses like a thug. AND1's are debatably as cool as the formal skater attire, though, in my opinion.

Anonymous No. 109734

>>109713
If you don't think this girl dresses fly as fuck for a skater, you are out of your mind.

Anonymous No. 109735

>>109696
You better watch out. I'm gonna manual over to your brand new /esg/ gf, slap a pepe sleep mask on her head and liberate her from you.

Anonymous No. 109736

>>109673
I still flip out over almost hitting car tires, b.

Anonymous No. 109738

will i die if i skate without the top cup washer? i bought some too big bushings and cant twist the kingpin nut with it on

Anonymous No. 109739

>>109724
>https://youtu.be/PEyly3EDzv0?t=3195
a mediocre shop is basically wallpaper and you can take or leave it, but a good shop will keep your scene alive and means your community has a vested stake in skateboarding.
zoomers might not remember but it was not that long ago when skateboarding was basically illegal everywhere and parks pretty much did not exist, especially if you lived anywhere besides the city.
town councils, commissioners, bureaucrats; the boomer retards who can make skateboarding in broad daylight go away, those types of people will always take john q business-owner a lot more seriously than anon q bongripper especially sense having a local changes skateboarding in their eyes from petty vandalism into a tax generating activity.

Anonymous No. 109740

>>109739
BS parroted since pre-internet days got it.

Anonymous No. 109742

>>109716
i hate the look so bad but the chicks that do it are always pretty hot but they just look retarded
>>109734
lol do you own big boys?

my city has two shops, one is a cool guy shop the other is like the ultimate local community space. both of them do plenty of shit for the community tho and have events and stuff but its funny i can tell who Im going to vibe with when I say "fuck noc" and they either reply "wait what?" or "hell yea fuck those guys"

Anonymous No. 109746

>>109742
All I wear are corduroys and oversized military pants, sir/ma'am.

Anonymous No. 109747

>>109738
You'll be fine, but don't expect your bushings to last as long at a marginal level.

Anonymous No. 109748

>>109742
>Doesn't like Nak
Opinion discarded

Anonymous No. 109749

>>109746
love me some good cords
>>109748
whats nak?

Anonymous No. 109766

>>109749
Not a clue. Guess we don't pass this dude's anime forum vibe test.

Anonymous No. 109771

>>109724
I'm sorry you have a shit local shop, anon. Mine is cool. They'll host skate jams, organize demos or signings, flow kids some merch, happily chat to you about where's worth checking out, etc. They don't always have what I want in stock, but they're good at getting stuff in.

Local skate shops aren't solely supposed to be about selling boards. They're there to support the scene in other ways that an online warehouse can't.

Anonymous No. 109782

>>109748
>liking Nakel Smith

Clown.

Anonymous No. 109788

>>108743
All tricks are circus tricks. Jock skaters go home

Anonymous No. 109792

Dechesare destroyed skate jocks at their own game.

Anonymous No. 109822

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>109821

Anonymous No. 109866

>>109782
Alright. Nakel or Andy?

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🗑️ Anonymous No. 110972

>>108743
ALL HAIL CARDIAL.

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Anonymous No. 110976

newfags quit skateboarding and kys
ALL HAIL CARDIEL

Anonymous No. 114920

faggots need 10 threads in the catalog