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Anonymous at Wed, 12 Jul 2023 10:35:24 UTC No. 155836
Any good idea for make a new extrame sport.
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jul 2023 18:57:20 UTC No. 156069
Dope class for all sports.
A special class of all sports that allows the use of doping.
I want to see the absolute limit of what a person can do if given the proper training and medication.
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jul 2023 19:40:08 UTC No. 156074
>>155836
Aggressive bowling
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jul 2023 23:54:25 UTC No. 156100
Rugby but there's no ball. All the players are the ball. In order to win you need to carry any player of the opposite team to the goal-line, as if they were a ball. All forms of grappling are allowed, but no striking.
Only one player per team is allowed to strike, but is bare-knuckle.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 02:11:59 UTC No. 156115
Bit of a meme answer but I think it would do well for a short time.
Airsoft/paintball/boffer battle royale.
You set up a large compound with a lot of numbered entrances. Each competitor takes a raffle ticket to get a entrance number.
Hidden around the compound are randomized weapons and accessories.
Each match has a time limit.
One wins by ether being the last man standing or having the most confirmed eliminations.
Cameras are set up all over for refs to review footage and settle disputes.
Plus allows highlights and interesting matches to be uploaded online.
Another meme idea that I think was already a thing is zombie chase obstacle course/parkour runs.
Pretty self explained. Run the course, don't get caught. Simple yet fun.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 04:21:02 UTC No. 156131
>>155836
Dodgeball rock climbing
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 04:50:04 UTC No. 156136
>>155836
Knife vs unarmed sambo/kudo/MMA.
Use a marker knife or a shock knife or something.
Obviously the unarmed person has an absolutely massive disadvantage.
So, in every tournament, each competitor will spend equal time being the knife guy and being the unarmed guy.
Round robin style brackets.
Each fighter in the bracket has a turn as the "knife guy".
Knife guy fights each other fighter in the bracket, then the knife rotates to the next guy.
So, the knife guy has to fight several matches in a row, but the unarmed guy is fresh each round.
You get points for each match, and after everyone has ran through the whole bracket, the highest score wins.
Not sure about the point system, but something like:
Knife guy gets a half point for "maiming" the unarmed guy.
Knife guy gets one point for "killing" the unarmed guy.
Unarmed guy gets one point for surviving the round.
Unarmed guy gets three (3) points for defeating the knife guy, by submission or knockout.
Basically, if you can somehow manage to beat the knife guy even once or twice, you'll probably win your bracket.
Obviously this needs a lot more work, but I want to create the ultimate competitive arena to discover the real truth about knife defense.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 09:11:09 UTC No. 156163
>>156100
We had a similar game growing up called 'bombs over Berlin' when you had to drag your opponents back to your base in order for them to join your team. Usually played 4v4 though.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 14:42:15 UTC No. 156212
When I was kid me and my dad played a game where we thew these frisbees called aerobees at each other on a soccer field. It wasn't catch it was more like dodgeball but frisbees could easy travel over 100 feet. The trick was to throw it in a way that would move really fast and be hard to catch, usually it was best to throw one of your frisbees at a distance and then run up and hit at close range. We called it Extreme Frisbee.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 20:16:05 UTC No. 156279
>>155836
shark wrestling
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Jul 2023 15:03:58 UTC No. 157129
I've seen one guy trying to make a new one he calls "tree jumping". It's like cliff diving except into trees instead of water. Something is wrong with him in the head I think, but he hasn't gotten hurt yet and he's gone from like 3 stories. Pretty metal.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Jul 2023 19:17:21 UTC No. 157193
>>155836
Skateboard sumo MMA paintball
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Jul 2023 22:59:23 UTC No. 157217
Ufc in a shallow pool
Electric scooter racing
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Jul 2023 23:19:04 UTC No. 157222
>>157129
I've seen a few videos of people doing that. Looks like a hick version of a Jackass stunt.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Jul 2023 14:22:41 UTC No. 157268
Combatical.
Literally two grown-ass men (or woman, I don't discriminate) beat the ever loving shit out of each other with weapons of choice until one stops moving, only rules are stay in the ring and no eye gouging.
Very little padding, whole lotta whacking.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Jul 2023 17:54:29 UTC No. 157321
Any of these >>38955
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jul 2023 09:18:33 UTC No. 157426
>>157217
Electric scooter racing seems like it should be a legitimate sport but just hasn't come together just right for it to be a thing.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Jul 2023 14:00:31 UTC No. 157439
Extreme frolicking
Octagonal tickle fights
Speed catheterization
Slalom longboard dancing
Backwards rollerblade hill bombing
Pogo balancing
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Jul 2023 22:53:06 UTC No. 157684
>>156074
Unironically seconding this
>NASCARtier tailgate party
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Jul 2023 23:24:52 UTC No. 157686
>>157439
>extreme frolicking
thats just regular frolicking in my tick infested forests for me :(
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Jul 2023 23:51:07 UTC No. 157688
>>155836
Roping, or ropefighting
Two guys sit across a table and pull a rope with the other hand and try to punch each other with the other hand. Winner is the one who gets the rope and gets the other person to let go. If you want to make this fight more spicy make the rope longer and give them long sticks or other weapons to beat each other with
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jul 2023 03:38:29 UTC No. 158175
The 1 foot dash
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jul 2023 04:41:28 UTC No. 158182
>>157688
This literally already existed historically a stick fighting game in Europe lmao, wish I could remember the name.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jul 2023 13:35:27 UTC No. 158229
>>156115
This would be cool, I wonder how they could implement something similar to the storm in Fortnite (i.e. shrinking map)
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Jul 2023 13:51:48 UTC No. 158235
>>158212
Looked it up, not the same thing. It was a medieval game in which two combatants would hold on to one rope and beat each other with sticks until one let go.
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Aug 2023 07:47:55 UTC No. 159908
basketball where the hoop is 3 feet off the ground and fouls dont exist so you can tackle/shove/trip ppl without consequnces
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Aug 2023 17:40:03 UTC No. 160219
Rape and drug children driving from the police game. Who ever kidnaps more victims wins. We meet at local delli.
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Aug 2023 20:17:32 UTC No. 160251
regular football but everyone has a rock and you're allowed to kill other people with it
Anonymous at Mon, 7 Aug 2023 03:49:54 UTC No. 160318
Off-road skateboarding should become a legit thing, could work like downhill bike riding
Anonymous at Mon, 14 Aug 2023 00:29:50 UTC No. 161584
>>158229
Those anti riot microwave dishes would do the trick
Anonymous at Mon, 14 Aug 2023 10:31:14 UTC No. 161642
>>157686
I fucking hate those things.
Anonymous at Mon, 14 Aug 2023 10:32:16 UTC No. 161643
>>159966
Russian hunting.