Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:19:21 UTC No. 16375674

rook is a cool dude

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:20:04 UTC No. 16375677

>>16375674
Agree

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:22:53 UTC No. 16375681

>Trump edition

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:23:54 UTC No. 16375683

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1834104672975740994

Stream starts in 1.5h, spacewalk in 2.5h

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:24:55 UTC No. 16375684

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgN373ZDtJg

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:25:56 UTC No. 16375686

>>16375681
You just know hes seething

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:25:56 UTC No. 16375687

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIam99L4vf4

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:25:57 UTC No. 16375688

Dragon is like Gemini in the best ways.
>cheap
>reliable
>LEO space station bus
>free flying EVA host
>testbed for deep space missions

Orion looks like dogshit compared to Apollo. It's old, clunky, uncomfortable inside, and has an undersized propulsion system. A real successor spacecraft would be the size of Orion CM + Orion ESM + ICPS all together. If only EUS hadn't been cripplingly late.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:26:59 UTC No. 16375689

>>16375686
lol I was shitposting lmao

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:27:58 UTC No. 16375690

First for space kisses.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:28:44 UTC No. 16375692

>>16375683
Are they in deep space? I think not.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:28:53 UTC No. 16375693

the girls have wiiiillddd hair in dragon. I like it

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:29:20 UTC No. 16375694

>>16375683
livestream with actual camera for the space walk would be epic, both livestream version and post-production movie

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:31:32 UTC No. 16375696

https://x.com/PolarisProgram/status/1834035322608328747

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:32:34 UTC No. 16375697

>>16375696

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:33:36 UTC No. 16375698

>>16375697

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:34:37 UTC No. 16375700

>>16375698

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:35:28 UTC No. 16375701

>>16375700
HAIR

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:35:34 UTC No. 16375702

...would a narrower nozzle (not the cone, although the cone does kinda matter, but rather the actual exhaust hole) make it faster or slower since while it is shitting out more pressure, its also getting rid of less fuel

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:36:39 UTC No. 16375703

>>16375700
god i cant wait until someone posts a memoir of sweet forbidden space sex

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:43:03 UTC No. 16375708

>>16375688
Yeah this is way more like what I'd expect from a real spaceship with real delta-V. Drop the AJ10 and propellant tanks for ~20t mass savings, add another 10t of hydrolox propellant, and spend the rest on bigger tanks, more solar+batteries, and active cryocooling. Of course then you'd need an LEO hydrolox depot to get to the moon and back, but hey, then the whole spacecraft is arbitrarily reusable if you can solve hydrogen embrittlement!

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:52:23 UTC No. 16375714

Just watched a movie to avoid the wait and they're still not walking.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:54:20 UTC No. 16375715

>>16375702
If you make it too narrow the pressure backs up into the combustion chamber and your engine explodes.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:02:39 UTC No. 16375720

anyone still up

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:06:10 UTC No. 16375722

>>16375714
it's another 2 hours from now, duh. go watch another movie

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:06:30 UTC No. 16375723

https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1OyJAZnwZqLxb

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:07:30 UTC No. 16375724

>>16375722
It was 55 mins to go when I started it.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:07:32 UTC No. 16375725

>>16375701
>>16375700
cant wait til everyone just uses a gallon of hairgel like in the Expanse

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:18:23 UTC No. 16375731

>>16375725
Why's her neck looking like tony stark in IM2?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:20:49 UTC No. 16375732

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:29:31 UTC No. 16375735

https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1yNGagwjlOdxj

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:32:07 UTC No. 16375736

>>16375702
Raptor 2/3 went with a wider throat for greater mass flow but a slight loss of ISP. The greater thrust being worth it for a rocket stationary at sea level.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:32:36 UTC No. 16375737

>>16375688
>LEO space station bus
We were robbed

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:32:58 UTC No. 16375739

this promo vid is so corpo-garbo

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:35:41 UTC No. 16375740

??????

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:38:02 UTC No. 16375742

>>16375740
who is ast, and why do i think theyre arianne space tompany?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:38:13 UTC No. 16375743

cringe host on AST

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:42:40 UTC No. 16375747

>>16375742
ASTS Space mobile, not affiliated with Arianne

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:45:38 UTC No. 16375750

>>16375747
space jnternef is iffy? Who fuckin knew?

ahyways call me back when they start mining asteroids

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:50:10 UTC No. 16375753

2 minutes to launch

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:51:08 UTC No. 16375754

>>16375723
>https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1OyJAZnwZqLxb
live

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:52:09 UTC No. 16375755

>>16375754
>Polaris Dawn Mission | EVA

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:52:51 UTC No. 16375756

watch this one, it's rtls

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:52:52 UTC No. 16375757

>>16375702
>since while it is shitting out more pressure
Once your flow goes supersonic, the opposite actually happens. Delightfully counterintuitive

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:54:47 UTC No. 16375758

fags. This thread was beautiful. You have great minds. Pity you couldn't harness the pain. In effort to tolerate it. Cause you didn't have a good start.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:55:40 UTC No. 16375759

>>16375758
bot?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:57:27 UTC No. 16375760

he's about to get away with it again

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:58:38 UTC No. 16375761

we live

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:58:59 UTC No. 16375763

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:59:34 UTC No. 16375764

>>16375754
restream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ihegyuQwQg

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:00:02 UTC No. 16375765

F9 1st stage landed. nice view coming in.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:00:04 UTC No. 16375766

>>16375761
Here we go

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:00:20 UTC No. 16375767

>>16375761
>>16375754
>>16375723
actual footage started 5mins ago

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:00:26 UTC No. 16375768

How much longer until I can escape the dumbasses running our civilization into the ground? There's nowhere left to run on earth.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:01:03 UTC No. 16375770

mmmm Kate https://www.spacex.com/launches/mission/?missionId=polarisdawn

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:01:06 UTC No. 16375771

>>16375700
Imagine the smell

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:01:22 UTC No. 16375772

https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1834154037606056327

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:01:23 UTC No. 16375773

>>16375764
>watching a pajeet restream

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:02:25 UTC No. 16375774

no one watched the landing but me? come on its not THAT routine yet

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:02:57 UTC No. 16375775

5:58 a.m. ET.
56 min until spacewalk

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:03:32 UTC No. 16375776

>>16375774
I was watching it but it just happened to overlap with the start of the EVA stream so it's understandable

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:03:43 UTC No. 16375777

>>16375773
a youtube restream is practically mandatory with how abysmal video-scrubbing is on x

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:04:00 UTC No. 16375778

Who would have thought someone from Shane's family would become an astronaut

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:04:42 UTC No. 16375779

Bros, imagine a kikeless and niggerless world.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:05:07 UTC No. 16375780

>helmet cam
wtf

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:05:51 UTC No. 16375782

the two women look eerily similar outside of their hair

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:05:59 UTC No. 16375783

>walker
>won't be on the spacewalk

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:06:22 UTC No. 16375784

>>16375782
Both are hags.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:06:59 UTC No. 16375785

>>16375783

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:07:02 UTC No. 16375786

>>16375784
would both (in the name of science and space exploration)

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:07:43 UTC No. 16375787

>>16375786
I would in the name of love.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:07:59 UTC No. 16375788

reminder, first new *US Eva suit in 43 years!

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:08:11 UTC No. 16375789

kate is quite cute today

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:08:40 UTC No. 16375790

The all-black flightsuits are /fa/

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:09:12 UTC No. 16375791

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:10:04 UTC No. 16375793

Why is X still shit, bros? It was supposed to be the everything app.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:11:06 UTC No. 16375794

>>16375791
>12 minute EVA
A nothingberger. What's with all the hype?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:11:12 UTC No. 16375795

>>16375779
not gonna happen, forced diversity will be present on mars too
elon isn't immune to jew bullshit

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:11:16 UTC No. 16375796

>>16375793
Give it two more weeks

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:12:32 UTC No. 16375797

>>16375794
private company doing an EVA with a new suit. it's a step towards walking on the moon again.
>you all really don't think SpaceX is going to use Axiom suits, right?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:12:47 UTC No. 16375798

>>16375794
They might die.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:13:41 UTC No. 16375799

>>16375794
it shows this is possible, tests all the systems

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:14:22 UTC No. 16375800

cute drawing

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:15:20 UTC No. 16375801

Man, Isaacman is getting cooler by the day

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:15:23 UTC No. 16375802

>>16375794
Ever watch Mars Attacks?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:16:00 UTC No. 16375803

I wonder why they didn't try this on ISS, on an Axiom mission.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:16:16 UTC No. 16375804

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1834157805642903636

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:16:38 UTC No. 16375806

>>16375797
Would it be as simple as adding a life support backpack to it?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:16:49 UTC No. 16375808

>>16375793
>mpv https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1OyJAZnwZqLxb
works on my machine

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:17:16 UTC No. 16375809

with what suit?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:17:23 UTC No. 16375810

Can you imagine a tethered EVA with Starship on lunar orbit ?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:17:36 UTC No. 16375811

>>16375806
would need way more than that. the Apollo moon suits were absolutely incredible

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:18:17 UTC No. 16375812

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:18:42 UTC No. 16375813

>>16375810
No, only because ive never 0g'd before. Would love to, though. The moon is very pretty

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:18:57 UTC No. 16375814

SpX : The crew has been in what’s known as pre-breathe since shortly after their arrival in space, which prepares them for the environment inside the EVA suits by gradually lowering Dragon’s cabin pressure and increasing the oxygen concentration

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:19:51 UTC No. 16375816

The guy with the right stuff will stay strapped to his seat while a pencil pusher girl goes outside. I guess he is used to being ever so slightly mogged since he was assigned to an F-16 and not an air superiority fighter.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:20:31 UTC No. 16375818

>>16375808
Fuck sake its difficult to troubleshoot online because nobody calls it Twitter now, and searching "mpv x cannot stream" is not helpful

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:21:17 UTC No. 16375819

>>16375779
>>>/pol/

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:21:43 UTC No. 16375821

>>16375816
Jared gets to do all the cool stuff by default so he never had a chance

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:22:18 UTC No. 16375822

>>16375779
No kikes on Mars but there are a few nigs
There are always a few

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:23:29 UTC No. 16375823

>>16375818
Its because you created a fake problem and want to claim its a problem that no one can report on. Its your own problem.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:23:50 UTC No. 16375824

>overview effect
Enough with that popsci bullshit

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:24:02 UTC No. 16375825

>muh Overview Effect
Yawn

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:24:09 UTC No. 16375826

>>16375818
It works with mpv + yt-dlp
https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:24:13 UTC No. 16375827

>>16375821
there will be additional missions

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:24:32 UTC No. 16375828

>>16375825
>>16375824
don't be lame

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:24:50 UTC No. 16375829

>that timepiece floating in space
i need a high quality webm of it

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:26:19 UTC No. 16375833

>>16375827
And Jared is on all of them and will get to do all of the important things because he's funding everything

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:27:18 UTC No. 16375836

>>16375824
it's real but it's gay to bring attention to something so personal and contemplative with an edited compilation of 'inspiring' quotes and music
reminds me of William Shatner's profound experience being interrupted by Jeff Who's champagne spray

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:27:49 UTC No. 16375837

>What was that?
oh shit, Ramirez is outside

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:28:10 UTC No. 16375838

Guys have you ever thought about how fragile the Earth is? That thin layer of atmosphere is all that stands between us and the void.
Is there a name for this feeling?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:28:39 UTC No. 16375840

>>16375838
overview effect

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:28:48 UTC No. 16375841

>>16375838
aware

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:29:11 UTC No. 16375842

>>16375836
God that was so disrespectful. Shat powered through it well though.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:30:07 UTC No. 16375843

>>16375833
if they build space stations, moon bases etc there will be plenty to do
this is probably the start of a private human spaceflight programme that will continue to Starship and then missions with that
I wouldn't be surprised if Kidd is the commander of some future mission

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:30:12 UTC No. 16375844

>hundreds of steps to do a spacewalk
That's bullshit isn't it? You pre-breathe, pull on the suit, and off you go. It's not like you have to do quicktime events to not die.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:31:02 UTC No. 16375846

>>16375844
space is hard (no really though)

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:31:07 UTC No. 16375847

>>16375843
i.e. Kidd commander, Rooki Isaacman not even going necessarily to every one

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:32:09 UTC No. 16375848

>>16375844
those have substeps

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:33:14 UTC No. 16375849

>>16375844
you're in space for 5 days for a 40 min EVA. might as well take it slow.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:34:13 UTC No. 16375851

I didn't follow everything, but does Dragon have an airlock room, or does the whole capsule gets to be a vacuum?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:34:35 UTC No. 16375852

>>16375851
all vacuum.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:34:39 UTC No. 16375853

>>16375851
the latter

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:34:49 UTC No. 16375854

>>16375851
the whole capsule is evacuated

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:35:31 UTC No. 16375856

>/ourguy/ Thunderf00t not streaming
Anyone know if he is streaming on his patreon? I got a new card and had to cancel my sub till my new card is in. I would love to see his take debunking this, Nasa space flight is too much of musk suckers to listen to this garbo with

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:36:25 UTC No. 16375857

>>16375842
>It was among the strongest feelings of grief I have ever encountered
>The contrast between the vicious coldness of space and the warm nurturing of Earth below filled me with overwhelming sadness
>It filled me with dread. My trip to space was supposed to be a celebration; instead, it felt like a funeral.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:36:52 UTC No. 16375859

https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1834158499418570910

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:37:19 UTC No. 16375860

>>16375857
Kirk was way tougher than Shatner

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:37:28 UTC No. 16375861

>>16375852
>>16375853
>>16375854
Damn that sounds scary, I doubt anything can go wrong but said like that it sounds prone to fuck ups

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:37:29 UTC No. 16375862

>>16375859
Mouf now faggot

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:37:51 UTC No. 16375864

>>16375857
we need more artists and entertainers in space

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:38:35 UTC No. 16375865

>>16375843
>This is probably the start of private human spaceflight program.
Gosh no shit. Almost like there are commercial space stations in development that will need private astronauts to man them.
>Starship
Not for space station crew ferrying. Way too huge for current and near term stations. Starship is really only good for moon/mars missions in terms of crew missions.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:39:02 UTC No. 16375866

>>16375856
just play any (any at all) of his videos on the background, doesn't matter which one you choose
you are going to get a similar experience

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:39:19 UTC No. 16375867

>>16375864
we need more blacks and women in space

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:39:33 UTC No. 16375868

>>16375864
Shatner should have been the commander of Dear Moon, not that Jap dweeb

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:39:37 UTC No. 16375869

>>16375864
>we'll never have Steve Aoki throwing cakes at Tim Dodt in 0G while orbiting the moon

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:39:50 UTC No. 16375871

>>16375867
big titty women

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:40:03 UTC No. 16375872

almost 500k watchers, don't Starship launches usually have much more?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:40:34 UTC No. 16375873

EVA when
I thought they were going outside in 15 minutes

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:40:43 UTC No. 16375874

>>16375871
>thicc babes in the skintight SpaceX suit V3
I'm in

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:41:04 UTC No. 16375875

>>16375865
yes, so this is just the first in a long string of things that will happen, Kidd will have plenty of missions in the future

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:41:10 UTC No. 16375876

>>16375873
soon

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:41:39 UTC No. 16375878

>>16375873
two weeks

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:42:10 UTC No. 16375879

>>16375864
Musk could sponsor a DearMoon but not take faggots (and not go himself of course)

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:42:44 UTC No. 16375880

more than 4 people on a dragon when?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:42:52 UTC No. 16375881

>>16375866
I miss his live ones, The last starship launch was way better with his commentary.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:43:08 UTC No. 16375882

fucking jumpscare

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:43:10 UTC No. 16375883

LMAO they are selling Mars again.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:43:27 UTC No. 16375884

>>16375873
end of November, need to consult with the FWS

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:43:29 UTC No. 16375885

>>16375864
where's the fucking movie tom cruise
xenu and the galactic confederacy are waiting

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:43:34 UTC No. 16375886

cool vid of the suit lab

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:44:17 UTC No. 16375887

>>16375882
kek

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:44:28 UTC No. 16375888

>>16375881
I'm sorry, you're retarded

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:44:31 UTC No. 16375889

>>16375883
I'll take it. How much?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:44:45 UTC No. 16375890

copper reflective on faceplate

did they say something about some tape on the body itself to reflect electrical fields?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:46:29 UTC No. 16375891

How do you deal with the fact that you'll never do anything this notable or cool in life?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:46:56 UTC No. 16375892

>>16375880
Never. There isn't enough room for both cargo and more than 4 people.

Don't worry though. As commercial space grows larger crew vehicles will be inevitable.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:47:05 UTC No. 16375893

>SpaceX already recognising Mars as independent

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:47:18 UTC No. 16375894

I hope that faggot Mark Hamill is seething at SpaceX for using the name Skywalker

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:48:01 UTC No. 16375895

>>16375893
-ACK

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:48:32 UTC No. 16375896

>>16375893
That clause has been in the starlink EULA for years.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:48:35 UTC No. 16375897

>>16375893
based alpha centauri anon

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:48:38 UTC No. 16375898

>>16375891
I am a useless human. I am content with dying alone and unloved.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:48:40 UTC No. 16375899

>>16375891
buy a big telescope (10' minimum - ~1-2000$) and start exploring the ether on your own . Thats cool

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:49:00 UTC No. 16375900

>>16375893
Honorary Zeon Elon Musk is not what I expected today (it was a chocolate fudge brownie), but nice.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:49:14 UTC No. 16375901

>>16375893
Old news

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:49:29 UTC No. 16375902

>>16375891
i've done both tho

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:50:08 UTC No. 16375903

>>16375893
>book a flight to Mars
>congrats you're sex slave now

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:50:15 UTC No. 16375905

Are they wearing underwears in the suit? Imagine getting hit by your (women) (female) colleague's bare ass when changing in zero G ahah

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:50:32 UTC No. 16375906

These scam streams are relentless https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBqgdvQu-tg

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:50:37 UTC No. 16375907

>>16375903
acceptable tradeoff.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:50:39 UTC No. 16375908

>dragon will fly over my house during EVA

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:50:43 UTC No. 16375909

8 mins

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:51:45 UTC No. 16375910

>>16375909
It'll be delayed because isaacman's fat ass isn't fitting

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:51:45 UTC No. 16375911

>>16375908
>A DRAGON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
and he wouldn't even be lying

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:51:49 UTC No. 16375912

>>16375890
To prevent any electrical infetterence

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:52:34 UTC No. 16375913

>not a single skyrim joke talking about dragon

ONE
FUCKING
JOB

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:53:12 UTC No. 16375914

>>16375913
Fuck off, Todd

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:53:12 UTC No. 16375915

>>16375913
>his vocab is limited to skyrim

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:53:13 UTC No. 16375916

>>16375903
first come first serve
should have trusted musk and gone on the colony establishment flight

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:54:05 UTC No. 16375917

>>16375873
Somehow they forgot one suit
So they need to figure out a way to use one suit for two people

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:55:09 UTC No. 16375918

>uhmmm achtuakly it's 1 hour away from the walk not like our timer says, please donate!

This is why thunderf00t streams are objectively better in facts and commentary

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:55:14 UTC No. 16375919

>>16375873
You should know how long it takes women to get ready to go out.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:55:37 UTC No. 16375920

>>16375919
kek

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:55:52 UTC No. 16375921

>EVA will be performed at the perigee (~200km)

LAME

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:56:10 UTC No. 16375922

Ev1 glove issues lmao

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:56:48 UTC No. 16375923

>>16375922
This is why we test.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:56:48 UTC No. 16375924

>>16375913
>not a single imagine dragons joke
ONE
FUCKING
JOB
>This is it, the van allen belt
>woah
>I'm radioactive
>radioactive

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:56:56 UTC No. 16375925

>no video
it's scared

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:57:02 UTC No. 16375926

>>16375919
kek
>you told me you'd be ready 10 MINUTES AGO FUCK

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:57:08 UTC No. 16375927

We rotation now

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:57:29 UTC No. 16375928

wow, they nominally rotated some seats

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:58:32 UTC No. 16375929

>"2 decimal one eight. Suits at 8.6psia section 3 one point for gag tummy ips amoled shit

SHOW ME LIVE VIEWS NOW

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:58:56 UTC No. 16375930

"Support-1" is first loser

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:58:57 UTC No. 16375931

>>16375928
HUNDREDS OF STEPS

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:59:40 UTC No. 16375932

>women on spaceships
ngmi

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:59:57 UTC No. 16375933

>>16375930
>Psh, nothing personnel, Kidd...

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:00:25 UTC No. 16375934

So the 4 of them have to be on a pressurized suit since there is no hatch, right?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:00:32 UTC No. 16375935

They call him the Poteet Kid

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:00:36 UTC No. 16375936

LIVE VIEWS

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:00:38 UTC No. 16375937

is he deceased ?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:00:49 UTC No. 16375938

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:01:16 UTC No. 16375939

>>16375937
No just sleeping

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:01:20 UTC No. 16375940

>>16375937
heem sleepy

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:01:30 UTC No. 16375941

Knowing myself that'd be the moment when i get hit with a oncoming diarrhea

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:01:56 UTC No. 16375942

Why doesn't Ecks have a large view mode like Youtube?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:02:36 UTC No. 16375944

https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1834170296955535489
>Deployment of all five BlueBird satellites confirmed
SpaceX's multitasking ability is unmatched

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:02:46 UTC No. 16375945

>>16375942
use PIP

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:02:49 UTC No. 16375946

>>16375938
>masks aren't on
Are americans ACTUALLY this dumb? Space has no O2 even me in Malaysia knows this.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:02:52 UTC No. 16375947

Do we get a picture a the HUD?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:03:05 UTC No. 16375948

Helmet cams let's go

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:03:48 UTC No. 16375949

>>16375946
Covid is over vaxxie, they don't need no masks

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:03:53 UTC No. 16375950

>>16375942
use yt-dlp+mpv

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:04:31 UTC No. 16375951

>>16375941
>prrrzzzrrrzrzrzrzr
>"whats that smell my god open the door"
>"Dragon is still at full pressure"
>"omg i cant stand the smell *open the hatch*"
>*pssssss wooop*
>*Jared flying into the darkness forever *

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:06:14 UTC No. 16375953

>>16375951

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:06:42 UTC No. 16375955

>>16375942
Use pip and resize to your hearts content.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:06:46 UTC No. 16375956

>they finally go out
>look at the camera
>show a small paper
>"follow this qr code to buy some cheap etherum from sapceX!"

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:07:42 UTC No. 16375957

>>16375945
>>16375955
Looks blurry get your shit together Elon

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:07:42 UTC No. 16375958

>>16375956
kek

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:07:47 UTC No. 16375959

>>16375951
Dark Star vibe

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:07:49 UTC No. 16375960

>>16375942
here
https://www.spacex.com/launches/mission/?missionId=polarisdawn

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:08:22 UTC No. 16375962

https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1834171262756946205

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:08:39 UTC No. 16375963

>>16375956
>They finally go out
>Turn on helmet cam
>Hand reaches off camera...

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:08:56 UTC No. 16375964

>>16375962
SHOW US THE HUD.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:09:55 UTC No. 16375966

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:10:35 UTC No. 16375967

>Jared gets out the hatch
>Takes the Ipad from inside Dragon
>Takes a photo
>shows to the camera live
>"Look , its flat , i knew it"

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:10:38 UTC No. 16375968

shouldnt they have visors closed lmao

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:10:38 UTC No. 16375969

The helmets look so thin and flimsy, crazy to think it will stand the vacuum of space

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:10:47 UTC No. 16375970

visor down first!

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:11:03 UTC No. 16375971

>>16375964
it was shown in one of the clips, posted in the previous thread

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:11:47 UTC No. 16375972

>>16375969
its only 1atm of difference . Its not that hard

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:11:51 UTC No. 16375973

GO FOR SPACEWALK

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:12:08 UTC No. 16375974

ITS HAPPENING

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:12:09 UTC No. 16375975

>>16375969
You'd be surprised how much pressure even a 2L soft drink/soda bottle will take.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:12:23 UTC No. 16375976

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1834172201135997394

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:12:36 UTC No. 16375977

>switching away from internal cam for the start of depress

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:12:42 UTC No. 16375978

one day this will be routine and boring like every other spacewalk

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:12:45 UTC No. 16375979

where did the fucking cameras go!?!

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:12:45 UTC No. 16375980

LETSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:13:05 UTC No. 16375983

>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TURN IT OFFFF

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:13:09 UTC No. 16375984

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:13:09 UTC No. 16375985

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
They ded.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:13:13 UTC No. 16375986

Great OP image

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:13:20 UTC No. 16375987

Jared you’re a chad this is so based

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:13:25 UTC No. 16375988

>>16375976
https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1834165249148367023

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:13:26 UTC No. 16375989

>>16375977
Incase they asplode LIVE on the internet

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:13:30 UTC No. 16375990

no video
its over

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:14:08 UTC No. 16375991

>>16375977
>>16375979
if they suddenly get sucked o-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EYJbzQdTVw
they're making sure if they suddenly get blown out into space it doesn't get broadcast lmao

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:14:24 UTC No. 16375993

Never believe Russians

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:14:26 UTC No. 16375994

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:14:58 UTC No. 16375995

imagine if she farted while inside the capsule

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:15:02 UTC No. 16375996

why is not depressurizing ?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:15:12 UTC No. 16375997

>pure oxygen
uhhhhhh what are the chances of fire?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:15:15 UTC No. 16375998

they look so cool.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:15:27 UTC No. 16375999

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:15:28 UTC No. 16376000

>>16375995
What do you think that beeping is...

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:15:30 UTC No. 16376001

>>16375951
The only way back is to point your ass into space and shart your way back to the ship

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:15:31 UTC No. 16376002

>>16375993
but it's not september seventy twoth yet?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:15:35 UTC No. 16376003

>>16375996
i think they are

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:15:58 UTC No. 16376004

Do they have backup parachutes in case they fall?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:16:08 UTC No. 16376005

EARF SPOTTED

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:16:08 UTC No. 16376006

>>16375995
They're all suited up so she will be the only one to smelle it

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:16:13 UTC No. 16376007

reminder that you could easily build a suit that could move at 14 psi if you had a powered exoskeleton
NASA refuses to touched powered suits even though fix nearly every problem

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:16:19 UTC No. 16376008

>tax money is being spent on pointless garbage

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:16:30 UTC No. 16376009

>>16375996
A billion checks and tests first.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:16:35 UTC No. 16376010

>>16375997
Not a chance my Hindu friend.

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:16:36 UTC No. 16376011

HHHHIIIIIIIIISSSSSS

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:16:38 UTC No. 16376012

Will they be re-pressurizing with farts instead of oxygen ?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:16:58 UTC No. 16376014

lmao my winter jacket is thicker than these, crazy to see them go to space with that

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:16:58 UTC No. 16376015

>>16375997
Apollo 1 happened like 50 years ago anon

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:17:06 UTC No. 16376016

>>16376008
better than throwing it into ukraine

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:17:11 UTC No. 16376017

>>16376006
All the suits are linked

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:17:13 UTC No. 16376018

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:17:26 UTC No. 16376019

>>16376005

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:17:35 UTC No. 16376020

>>16376007
Honda is already developing an exoskellington.
JAXA will probably be the first to use one.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:17:40 UTC No. 16376021

Masks on, chuds!

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:17:52 UTC No. 16376022

>>16375967

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:17:59 UTC No. 16376023

im kinda scared

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:18:05 UTC No. 16376024

>that heavy breathing
Prebreathing or nerves?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:18:11 UTC No. 16376025

>>16376016
Ok Ivan.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:18:14 UTC No. 16376026

>>16376008
this is a completely private mission

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:18:35 UTC No. 16376027

>>16376008
moron

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:18:35 UTC No. 16376028

Altitude climbing is fine right?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:18:41 UTC No. 16376029

when they fuck are they getting out of this tincan

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:18:47 UTC No. 16376030

>>16376017

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:18:47 UTC No. 16376031

Hey before we go out let me light a ciggy real qui-

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:18:52 UTC No. 16376032

What are those people in suits. Are they all americans?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:18:59 UTC No. 16376033

THERE IS A MOMENT-

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:19:15 UTC No. 16376034

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:19:33 UTC No. 16376035

better than discord noise suppression

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:19:38 UTC No. 16376036

>>16376026
>>16376027
>defending some billionaire spending money on a joy ride rather than ACTUALLY paying their taxes

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:19:48 UTC No. 16376037

ahah imagine having a panic attack now

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:19:48 UTC No. 16376038

HANDS ON THE HANDLE

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:20:05 UTC No. 16376039

>>16375700
Space makes the 80s real again

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:20:13 UTC No. 16376040

>>16376036
no you're just dumb

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:20:23 UTC No. 16376041

>>16376036
you are mentally ill

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:20:30 UTC No. 16376042

>>16376008
>tax money
Is this bait or are you genuinely retarded?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:20:35 UTC No. 16376043

inb4 they can't hear comms

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:20:49 UTC No. 16376044

how the fuck can they understand anything they say there

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:20:52 UTC No. 16376045

do you think jared has a speech prepared?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:20:54 UTC No. 16376046

the noise is deafening

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:21:08 UTC No. 16376047

open hatch or no?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:21:19 UTC No. 16376048

>>16376008
>Complaining about how other people are spending money that you're not going to be able to take from them to spend on graft, incompetence, and bullshit

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:21:23 UTC No. 16376049

>>16376036
masterfully done goalpost move my friend

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:21:24 UTC No. 16376050

shkhskhskhskhskhshks

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:21:25 UTC No. 16376051

>starting the eva time before the capsule is even depressurized let alone before they're actually out
lame and gay

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:21:32 UTC No. 16376052

lets hope those seamstresses did a good job

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:21:39 UTC No. 16376053

IT'S OVER

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:21:44 UTC No. 16376054

>>16376046
they need to pump air hard to get the womens farts out of there

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:21:52 UTC No. 16376055

>In space noone can hear you scream... oVER ALL THE FUCKING STATIC

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:21:54 UTC No. 16376056

>retards taking the most obvious bait imaginable

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:21:54 UTC No. 16376057

what is the pressure in dragon and suit supposed to be

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:22:10 UTC No. 16376058

Why are they not using throat mics?
It's not new technology...

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:22:21 UTC No. 16376059

imagine not being able to transmit video because of poor ground coverage

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:22:26 UTC No. 16376060

How are we going to get to Mars if we can't talk between two buildings?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:22:38 UTC No. 16376061

>19 minutes
jesus

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:22:41 UTC No. 16376062

>>16376057
0

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:22:48 UTC No. 16376063

>it will last 19 mins

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:22:50 UTC No. 16376064

>>16376052
The best

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:22:51 UTC No. 16376065

>19 more minutes of this
yeah i'm going to bed

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:22:52 UTC No. 16376066

Elon musk naked mating press

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:23:05 UTC No. 16376067

suddenly they realize they have acrophobia

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:23:09 UTC No. 16376068

>>16376051
so you want to start the timer after it has been depressurized?
are you retarded?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:23:23 UTC No. 16376069

>>16376036
>get called out because the mission is privately funded
>move the goalposts half way around the world
Classic.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:23:25 UTC No. 16376070

>>16376064
Elon knew a man would be better at doing it

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:23:31 UTC No. 16376071

>>16376040
>>16376041
>>16376042
>>16376048
>>16376049
Found the incel muskrats. Keep sucking the cock of a man that will never even acknowledge your existence!

Nationalize SpaceX! Jail Musk! NOW!

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:23:51 UTC No. 16376072

>>16376064
>USA ACKMAN

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:23:52 UTC No. 16376073

>>16376068
I'd start the timer when the go External to the Vehicle.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:24:27 UTC No. 16376075

>>16376068
No it should be when they leave, or at the very least open the hatch. It's an EXTRAvehicular activity.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:24:42 UTC No. 16376076

>>16376073
you are retarded

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:24:53 UTC No. 16376077

I didn't realize space was so loud

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:25:01 UTC No. 16376078

>barely able to communicate at 250km in space
>on mars orbit : ""aa....hel...h...elp deppres.-.gzzgzgzggzd uuuhhhhhh ...heeel ..p ..the veh.....icu...le is depressuriz....ing ...aaaahhhhhh heellp----.....hhooohi gzgfzgzgzgzgzgzz sststststststst aAGHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:25:23 UTC No. 16376079

>>16376068
Yes? They're not even out yet and the EVA elapsed time timer is saying 11 mintues. Retarded.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:25:56 UTC No. 16376080

>>16376079
Hello tourist.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:26:04 UTC No. 16376081

https://x.com/whoisheartbreak/status/1834174538453844017

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:26:06 UTC No. 16376082

well its clear from this mission that spacex needs to provide better starlink coverage for spacecraft

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:26:08 UTC No. 16376083

>>16375844
>locate button
>move finger towards button
>touch button
>apply pressure to button
>keep pressing button until you feel it click
>retract hand from button
>look for next button
In space even simple tasks have many steps

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:26:20 UTC No. 16376084

>>16376071
Jail him for what?
Because you don't like him?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:26:25 UTC No. 16376085

The noise is because he forgot to switch it from earth to space.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:26:55 UTC No. 16376086

>>16376057
0 and 8.6, but 13.3 in one suit, they're doing a leak check maybe 17 minutes long; sea level is 14.7 psi.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:27:04 UTC No. 16376087

https://x.com/planet4589/status/1834176262685774063

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:27:07 UTC No. 16376088

>>16376078
>som kin.... THING.... outsi...gzgzgz... save yoursegzgzgzgz...

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:27:08 UTC No. 16376089

>>16376080
ok retard

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:27:12 UTC No. 16376090

>bump limit reached
baking new thread, prepare to switch

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:27:27 UTC No. 16376091

>>16376047
Cringe

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:27:36 UTC No. 16376092

>>16376090
anon no

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:27:40 UTC No. 16376093

They should just open the door. Skip the wait.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:27:47 UTC No. 16376094

>>16376090
thank you o helpful frogposter

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:27:51 UTC No. 16376095

Commercial airplanes fly laser straight lines, according to the tool gyroscope, that keeps drift from rigid point in space, that confirms flat ground under all over from Europe to Australia.
So earth is continents surrounded by flat surface of water? Yes.
Observe able ? Yes.
Measurable? not by every baboon, but yes.
Ok. Let's check the Ball. It is observable ? No
Can we measure if "curvature" is correct ? No, no one have find yet any curvature = no ball, sorry
CGI pictures and fake videos are real. Take your time to see.
Fire work rockets real and $19.4 billion from taxpayers pockets real.
But how about "space" ? As real as Godzilla we all sow it on the screen, right? =O)

Funny how musk & NASA spend trillion of dollars to hide from american public the truth of "Space" and "Globe"

How many does he pay for posting here ? A lot? Any thing for a dollar I guess ...

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:27:54 UTC No. 16376096

>>16376087
This is like some petty shit Blue Origin would do to bump up their numbers. Very unbecoming of SpaceX.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:27:55 UTC No. 16376097

>>16376088
thats scary

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:28:05 UTC No. 16376099

https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1834175288818999457

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:28:26 UTC No. 16376100

>>16376090
ANON ABORT STAGE

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:28:36 UTC No. 16376102

>>16376088
>sent 17 mins ago

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:28:41 UTC No. 16376103

Oh I see how it is
No video throughout the entire spacewalk
No (((groundstations)))
Very convenient

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:28:56 UTC No. 16376104

>>16376095
meds schizo

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:29:19 UTC No. 16376105

>>16376103
>>16376095
did someone link to us from /pol/?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:29:35 UTC No. 16376106

>>16376084
He has stolen trillions of tax payers money. That should be more than enough. Otherwise, ESGhound on twitter (no, I refuse to call it X) has some real good environmental cases to charge him for.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:29:40 UTC No. 16376107

https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1834172551981121747

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:29:48 UTC No. 16376108

>>16376070
kek

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:29:49 UTC No. 16376109

>>16376105
ironic trolling is still trolling

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:30:36 UTC No. 16376110

>>16376106
So basically, it's because you don't like him...

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:30:41 UTC No. 16376111

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:30:50 UTC No. 16376112

cabin venting!!

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:30:51 UTC No. 16376113

>>16376107
Nitrogenbros... I don't feel so good...

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:30:52 UTC No. 16376114

their suits are fucking fat

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:31:17 UTC No. 16376115

the inside views almost looks like the interior from the movie Europa Report (without the kraken ofcrouse ... or maybe not)

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:31:23 UTC No. 16376116

Where does the vented gas go????

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:31:28 UTC No. 16376117

CABIN VENTING

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:31:43 UTC No. 16376118

cabin vent starting (actual EVA start according to NASA and ROSCOSMOS definitions)

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:31:50 UTC No. 16376119

>>16376116
into the sussy chamber

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:31:52 UTC No. 16376120

>>16376114
italian suits

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:31:53 UTC No. 16376121

>>16376071
I know you're baiting, but get real: we're not youtube personalities that need hits for ad revenue, and we don't have interesting questions or any validation to gain by talking to the man. Personally, I just want him to keep doing what he's doing, so that it finally becomes possible for the United States of America and its allies to realize the future in space that went on indefinite hiatus with the 30 years of functional failure that came from the Space Shuttle.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:32:18 UTC No. 16376122

>>16376116
they are polluting Space ...can you imagine ? the hypotenuse

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:32:33 UTC No. 16376124

>>16376093

> Who cares if they still have nitrogen in their blood. Baby wanna spacewalky nao!

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:32:34 UTC No. 16376125

THERE'S AN ALIEN OUTSIDE THE CAPSULE

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:32:39 UTC No. 16376126

>>16376099
PURGE
ALL
EARTHER
ATMOSPHERE

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:32:43 UTC No. 16376127

>>16376110
Yes, I don't like nazis. That's common sense.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:32:44 UTC No. 16376128

>>16376109
Am I expected to believe they can vent 6 million molecules in 8 minutes?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:32:49 UTC No. 16376129

So was Dragon retrofitted with all the hardware to dump/refill the air? Or is this a standard feature across all of them? What happens if you accidentally depress?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:33:07 UTC No. 16376130

>"ANYONE HERE?"
what the fuck did I really hear that?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:33:24 UTC No. 16376131

>>16376128
6 billions molecules must die

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:33:32 UTC No. 16376134

>>16376124
give me ONE (1) good reason why they need to worry about that

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:33:35 UTC No. 16376135

>>16376129
>history eraser button
That sounds ominous

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:33:44 UTC No. 16376136

Venting prevents ex-ploh-jee-on.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:33:45 UTC No. 16376137

The truth about the simulation theory is not that we are being simulated in an alien's computer but rather than we live in a mockup of the USA build in Antarctica. I did these pendulum experiments (I am a physicist by trade) to determine which hemisphere I was in. At the time, the appearance of my environment sugested Long Island, NY, North America. However, the counterclockwise precession suggests a location in the southern hemisphere and the rapidity of the precession suggests a location near the pole. If I was in the nothern hemisphere when I did this experiment, the plane of precession would have rotate in the clockwise direction.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:33:45 UTC No. 16376138

>"you should not have come up here"

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:34:02 UTC No. 16376139

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:34:03 UTC No. 16376140

>>16376099
Nitrogen bros... this is bad for us

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:34:20 UTC No. 16376141

>>16376125
IT'S ME, RAMIREZ
LET ME IN
HOLA AMIGOS

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:34:22 UTC No. 16376142

pressure dropping quickly

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:34:34 UTC No. 16376143

whats the point of this anyway? why are they making these new suits? why do the spacewalk? obviously its to push boundaries, but surely there is a direction for it all aside from docking with starship...

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:34:43 UTC No. 16376144

what stream are we watching? there are so many out there.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:34:52 UTC No. 16376145

>let me open this h-ACK

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:34:53 UTC No. 16376146

I repeated the experiment several times to make sure I wasn't getting results dominated by experimental errors. This is a what the "John Mandelbaur disproves COAM with a ball on a string" threads are about on /sci/.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:34:55 UTC No. 16376147

>>16376143
sex with men

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:35:02 UTC No. 16376148

>>16376143
mercury gemini apollo
this is the gemini

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:35:03 UTC No. 16376149

>>16376143
Because it is there.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:35:10 UTC No. 16376150

>More restraint devices

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:35:16 UTC No. 16376151

>>16376144
The official one ofc.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:35:17 UTC No. 16376152

>RAMIREZ outside Dragon looking through the window

ugh ?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:35:20 UTC No. 16376153

>>16376129
You press the History Erase button to undo your mistake

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:35:23 UTC No. 16376154

>>16376137
If you were to live in a simulation don't you think they'd also manage to simulate the proper gravity?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:35:25 UTC No. 16376155

>>16376143
How do you live on Mars without suits moron

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:35:25 UTC No. 16376156

>>16376138
>never should have come here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKRLBwiP_Qo

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:35:34 UTC No. 16376157

>'open hatch' is just a button on a touchpad
terrifying

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:35:44 UTC No. 16376159

>>16376143
They're just going to strap astronauts to boosters KSP style to save money so need to test the suits.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:35:56 UTC No. 16376160

>goyim in this thread unironically believe this is real
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:35:57 UTC No. 16376161

>>16376143
isaac wants to do a lunar eva
my pet theory is he wants to be the first man on mars

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:36:22 UTC No. 16376162

>>16376160
nghh fuck im cumming ghhgnn gnhh

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:36:26 UTC No. 16376163

>>16376153
Why not call it the Mulligan button?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:36:32 UTC No. 16376164

Stop edging me and open the damn hatch!!

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:36:32 UTC No. 16376165

let's go boys

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:36:32 UTC No. 16376166

>>16376154
A month ago or so, I stopped at a grocery store to get some water. While I was waiting in line to pay, someone sprayed me with SHIT SPRAY and I looked around to see who had done it. Because I have an implant (or something) that allows my rapists to constantly turn my brain off so they can poison my food and water and fuck me in the ass, I brought my camera into the store to film. When I came out of the store, it was obvious that my water had been poisoned and I consulted the video I had recorded. Although I know 100% for sure that I looked around when I got sprayed with the SHIT SPRAY, that had been edited out of the video. Instead, where I should have looked around there was a white flash of light and then some little midget running through the frame. Whoever uses their rape ray on me to turn my brain off can also not only deactivate my camera, but can actively falsify the video that my camera records.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:36:42 UTC No. 16376167

>why there is suddenly a turd free floating?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:36:45 UTC No. 16376169

>>16376157
>*achoo*
>*knocks button and everyone gets sucked out*

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:36:55 UTC No. 16376170

Why are they venting the air instead of compressing it?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:37:23 UTC No. 16376171

>>16376157
You can a latch in the webcast bro.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:37:27 UTC No. 16376172

>>16376143
For SpaceX to actually get people out into the solar system, they need the know-how and in-house capability to do things in space. NASA's old achievements can't be leaned on for anything except baseline technical data because none of that stuff was designed to scale and no existing suppliers can even make the stuff. SpaceX needs to be able to do it all on their own, so they're doing it.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:37:30 UTC No. 16376173

Did they vent the air into space or into some gas storage so they can repress?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:37:44 UTC No. 16376174

>near apogee (700km)
WE ARE SO B-ACK

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:37:47 UTC No. 16376175

who invited the schizo to sfg? jeez

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:37:51 UTC No. 16376176

>>16376170
its simpler

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:38:04 UTC No. 16376177

4 ALIENS CONFIRMED

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:38:25 UTC No. 16376178

>>16376143
They said in the little cutaway interview with the suit lab, they want to mass produce suits so anyone can strap in, go out and do the work they need to do, anywhere in the solar system (their words)

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:38:42 UTC No. 16376179

>>16376159
>2 tons to LEO - SSTO - NO MODS - manned and back

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:38:45 UTC No. 16376180

Did they just said ....ALIENS ???

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:38:46 UTC No. 16376181

lol

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:38:55 UTC No. 16376182

>>16376177
I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:38:56 UTC No. 16376183

where's the betting sites for whether they die or not?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:39:02 UTC No. 16376184

>>16376179
kek I love those sorts of videos

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:39:08 UTC No. 16376185

>>16376170
Compressing air into a storage tank with a vacuum pump is more complicated, would take longer, and is heavier than just bringing a tank with more air.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:39:26 UTC No. 16376186

>>16376173
They vent the gas, but have spare tanks for one full refill. No more refills though so you can only vent once.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:39:30 UTC No. 16376187

https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1834178924500431355

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:39:46 UTC No. 16376188

>>16376161
Will NASA etc allow the first HUMAN BEING EVER to set foot on another planet be some literal who on a privately funded mission. I can already see the "muh billionare" headlines etched in the anals of history for all time.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:40:05 UTC No. 16376189

someone posted either here or on twitter that a modified MMU could get you to the moon
is it actually possible?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:40:14 UTC No. 16376190

ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:40:31 UTC No. 16376191

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:40:39 UTC No. 16376192

>>16376188
but humans walked on another planet over 50 years ago?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:40:45 UTC No. 16376193

>>16376188
NASA isn't really calling any shots.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:41:06 UTC No. 16376194

>>16376188
>allow
they can't stop them, they have no authority over it

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:41:08 UTC No. 16376195

>>16376192
Name 1 planet man has walked on.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:41:24 UTC No. 16376196

>>16376188
All that matters is that the first martian is American and not Chinese

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:41:26 UTC No. 16376197

>>16376195
Jackie chan

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:41:41 UTC No. 16376199

>Still 1.2psi and slowing down
cmon hurry up , im getting booored
i will fire up subway surfers for a bit

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:41:46 UTC No. 16376200

>>16376192
You're referring of course to the secret Venus program. The "hell planet" thing is a cover story.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:41:48 UTC No. 16376201

>>16376188
Who do you want to do it? Taylor Swift?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:42:22 UTC No. 16376203

>>16376199
1.0 now

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:42:27 UTC No. 16376204

>>16376201
>Who do you want to do it?
donald trump

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:42:28 UTC No. 16376205

here we go! go jared!

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:42:47 UTC No. 16376208

>>16376194
Anon found the one weird trick. Just murder people on international waters. Governments hate it as they have no jurisdiction.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:42:47 UTC No. 16376209

>>16376194
FAA authority has no altitude limit.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:42:56 UTC No. 16376210

>>16376195
the venera probes had cosmonauts in them.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:43:01 UTC No. 16376211

Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:43:12 UTC No. 16376212

>>16376188
They will and all other systems besides capitalism will be put into the grave forever, which is the whole point of spaceflight to begin with.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:43:14 UTC No. 16376213

>picking alien radio transmissions
IT'S HAPPENING

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:43:22 UTC No. 16376214

hatch prep? prep h?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:43:36 UTC No. 16376215

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:43:48 UTC No. 16376216

>>16376203
Still at 10 Mars atmospheres in the cabin

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:43:49 UTC No. 16376217

hatch time. spacex's first Eva. whooooooo

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:43:56 UTC No. 16376218

GO

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:43:57 UTC No. 16376219

>>16376188
yeah cuz its too risky of a mission for nasa. nasa will eventually arrive and have a large presence on the planet.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:01 UTC No. 16376220

>uafuffguguajebnfrkjac`posdfdojfeijse
>spaceX copy

?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:04 UTC No. 16376221

HATCH STUCK
HATCH STUCK

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:14 UTC No. 16376222

Sphincter clench moment is go.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:15 UTC No. 16376223

HE BE DOING IT

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:19 UTC No. 16376224

METAL PIPE

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:20 UTC No. 16376225

>>16376195
your mom (ham planet)

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:26 UTC No. 16376226

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:33 UTC No. 16376227

STEEL PIPE

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:34 UTC No. 16376228

>psi dropping in realtime as he cranks it
neat

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:37 UTC No. 16376229

CHECK THE STREAM THEY JUST DIED

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:38 UTC No. 16376230

CRANK THAT THANG

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:43 UTC No. 16376231

OPEN THE HATCH

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:43 UTC No. 16376232

INANIMATE CARBON ROD

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:45 UTC No. 16376233

>>16376105
>>>/pol/481420659
There is a thread up but I'm not seeing a link so probably just from a few days ago

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:47 UTC No. 16376234

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:47 UTC No. 16376235

Hand crank

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:49 UTC No. 16376236

>>16376220
It's space jargon

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:51 UTC No. 16376237

righty righty lefty loosey

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:44:53 UTC No. 16376238

ITS HATCHPENNING

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:45:10 UTC No. 16376239

>BENG

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:45:13 UTC No. 16376240

Why are they not moving? Are they ded?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:45:14 UTC No. 16376241

EVA fail can't push the hatch open

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:45:28 UTC No. 16376242

>4.9 suit PSI

IT'S JOEVER

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:45:32 UTC No. 16376243

Someone post "IT'S HAPPENIN" gif

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:45:38 UTC No. 16376245

its stuck lmao

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:45:53 UTC No. 16376246

the getting away with continues. I now continue to doubt Artemis will use Axiom suits

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:45:55 UTC No. 16376247

hatch jolting

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:46:07 UTC No. 16376248

>>16376240
electrocuted

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:46:12 UTC No. 16376249

WTF THERE'S AN ATMOSPHERE OUTSIDE HOLDING THE HATCH CLOSED??

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:46:14 UTC No. 16376250

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:46:16 UTC No. 16376251

>too weak to open the hatch
lmao

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:46:29 UTC No. 16376252

Isaacman has frozen up

🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:46:35 UTC No. 16376253

HERE WE GO

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:46:39 UTC No. 16376254

The hatch... it's too powerful...

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:46:40 UTC No. 16376255

this is epic

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:46:50 UTC No. 16376256

>>16376249
yes, the hollywood studio has an athmosphere

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:46:54 UTC No. 16376257

correct, six thousand hulls

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:47:04 UTC No. 16376258

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:47:18 UTC No. 16376259

>AGHHH I tried to sneak through the hatch, man! Can't make it, can't make it, the shit's stuck! Outta my way son! HATCH STUCK! HATC-

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:47:27 UTC No. 16376260

here we go

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:47:30 UTC No. 16376261

>HATCH EDGING
HATCH EDGING
>HATCH EDGING
HATCH EDGING
>HATCH EDGING
HATCH EDGING
>HATCH EDGING
HATCH EDGING
>HATCH EDGING
HATCH EDGING

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:47:34 UTC No. 16376262

push the button

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:47:36 UTC No. 16376263

>>16376246
They will, the spacex Eva suit doesn't have its own life support systems

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:47:39 UTC No. 16376264

hatch is coming apart

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:47:40 UTC No. 16376265

>>16376257
The fools! Why didn't they build with 6001?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:47:44 UTC No. 16376266

>>16376259
kek

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:47:54 UTC No. 16376267

What is this hatch edging about

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:47:57 UTC No. 16376268

DOOR STUCK
I BEG YOU

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:48:03 UTC No. 16376269

welp
he broke it

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:48:04 UTC No. 16376270

Why don't they open it with small explosive charges?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:48:05 UTC No. 16376271

man this is TOO cool

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:48:13 UTC No. 16376272

BRO OPEN THE HATCH

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:48:19 UTC No. 16376273

IT'S STUCK

THUNDERF00T BROS WE WERE RIGHT

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:48:22 UTC No. 16376274

there's a fly in the cabin

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:48:24 UTC No. 16376275

This is so fucking clunky and difficult. We've made no progress since Apollo. We're still 1000 years away from any sort of casual space travel.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:48:24 UTC No. 16376276

A loose hatch just flew over my house at mach 25

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:48:34 UTC No. 16376277

>>16376267
Slow and steady so as to keep the pressure equilibrium and not to provoke any extreme differences

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:48:35 UTC No. 16376278

>>16376261
>>16376267
Space in general has too much edging. Speed this shit up

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:48:40 UTC No. 16376279

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:48:41 UTC No. 16376280

ABORT ABORT ABORT

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:48:44 UTC No. 16376281

>ev1 return to seat

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:48:46 UTC No. 16376282

???

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:48:52 UTC No. 16376283

>>16376276
kek

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:49:01 UTC No. 16376284

>>16376267
venting residual atmosphere

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:49:07 UTC No. 16376285

>STUCK
STUCK
>STUCK
STUCK
>STUCK
STUCK

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:49:18 UTC No. 16376286

show the video nigger

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:49:21 UTC No. 16376287

It's stuck, it's over!!!

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:49:22 UTC No. 16376288

>>16376267
Probably testing and making sure they get some form of confirmation on everything working.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:49:30 UTC No. 16376289

is it over?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:49:34 UTC No. 16376290

I'M BEGGING YOU

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:49:36 UTC No. 16376291

>>16376275
ENTER

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:49:37 UTC No. 16376292

literally door stuck lol

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:49:42 UTC No. 16376293

>sorry goyim, we need to abort and bring them back home. do NOT investigate this

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:49:42 UTC No. 16376294

>>16376279
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT DAVE
IT'S STUCK OR SOMETHING

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:49:47 UTC No. 16376295

ALAAARRMMMMMM

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:49:48 UTC No. 16376296

LMAO THEY OPENED IT WITHOUT SEEING IT

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:49:53 UTC No. 16376297

HATCH OPEN

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:49:53 UTC No. 16376298

>>16376273
Is that tosspot still making videos?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:49:59 UTC No. 16376299

NO VIEWS

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

MUH GORUNSTATIONS

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:50:03 UTC No. 16376300

Somebody is holding it shut on the other side

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:50:03 UTC No. 16376301

missing the moment of hatch opening because there aren't any ground stations in the indian ocean
starlink is a SCAM

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:50:06 UTC No. 16376302

HATCH STUCK
HATCH STUCK

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:50:07 UTC No. 16376303

>camera cuts when they do it
OH WOW SPACE IS SO REAL AND NOT GAY!!

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:50:14 UTC No. 16376304

erm

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:50:34 UTC No. 16376305

>no views

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:50:40 UTC No. 16376306

why do they keep losing the feed? don't they have satelites all over?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:50:42 UTC No. 16376307

>sorry goyim, we need to turn the cameras off

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:50:43 UTC No. 16376308

>>16376300
IT'S RAMIREZ

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:50:44 UTC No. 16376309

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:50:45 UTC No. 16376310

HAHAHAHAHA VIEW BACK SCHIZOS BTFO

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:50:49 UTC No. 16376311

740km hatch open

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:50:56 UTC No. 16376312

>>16376275
Air travel is the same fucking way. You know when the seatbelt sign goes off and people immediately stand up so they can be the first ones off the plane? Have you ever measured how long they need to wait to actually disembark? It's ridiculous after this many decades of air travel.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:51:09 UTC No. 16376313

So true!

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:51:11 UTC No. 16376314

Why did they cut the video, did they think something was going to go wrong?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:51:15 UTC No. 16376315

time to do some burpees on the Skywalker

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:51:20 UTC No. 16376316

>>16376306
the capsule is ass backwards for thermal/sightseeing reasons, so the laserlinks are pointing in the wrong direction

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:51:22 UTC No. 16376317

>POV shot
kino

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:51:23 UTC No. 16376318

KINO POV

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:51:27 UTC No. 16376319

COOOOOOL HELMET CAM

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:51:29 UTC No. 16376320

>>16376306
they said something about using ground stations for the video feed and not starlink for some reason. no idea why

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:51:40 UTC No. 16376321

KINO!

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:51:45 UTC No. 16376322

helmet cam view

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:51:46 UTC No. 16376323

HELMET CAM

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:51:48 UTC No. 16376324

>>16376314
shut up goy

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:51:57 UTC No. 16376325

Hatch 1/2 open.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:52:04 UTC No. 16376326

KINO KINO KINO
I APOLOGIZE ELON

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:52:20 UTC No. 16376327

HOLY

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:52:21 UTC No. 16376328

ROOK'S EYEBROW SPOTTED
fucking AWESOME VIEWS
good job spacex

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:52:22 UTC No. 16376329

Kino helmet cam

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:52:24 UTC No. 16376330

holy fuck

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:52:24 UTC No. 16376331

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEXO!!!!

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:52:31 UTC No. 16376332

fuck its so beautiful bros

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:52:32 UTC No. 16376333

there it is

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:52:32 UTC No. 16376334

IT'S TOTALLY NOT AI GOYM

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:52:32 UTC No. 16376335

OMG IM CRYING

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:52:36 UTC No. 16376336

kek did he say "fucking"??

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:52:43 UTC No. 16376337

HOREEEEEEE SHIT

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:52:46 UTC No. 16376338

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:52:47 UTC No. 16376339

HOLY SHIT

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:52:49 UTC No. 16376340

Shut the fuck up crowd. Imagine if the first steps on the moon had some dorks cheering in the background.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:52:53 UTC No. 16376341

KINO ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:52:57 UTC No. 16376342

>back home we got a lot of work to do, but from here earth looks like a perfect world
CRINGE

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:53:07 UTC No. 16376343

The fuck is he doing with his left arm?

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:53:08 UTC No. 16376344

Holy fucking KINO. /tv/ WON.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:53:09 UTC No. 16376345

holy fuck that's cooler than i thought it would be

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:53:21 UTC No. 16376346

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:53:23 UTC No. 16376347

K I N O
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Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:53:32 UTC No. 16376348

Looks fake as fuck

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:53:33 UTC No. 16376349

that earth darkness gradient is KINO

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:53:33 UTC No. 16376350

*does a fortnite dance*

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:53:36 UTC No. 16376351

THIS IS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE ... IM SPEECHLESS

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:53:42 UTC No. 16376352

lmao dragon cam makes jared look like a fucking thunderbird marionette

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:53:45 UTC No. 16376353

>>16376347
>>16376348
looks like a Thunderbirds puppet lmao

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:53:47 UTC No. 16376354

KEK it does looks like a puppet being jiggled in front of a PC screen

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:53:48 UTC No. 16376355

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:53:51 UTC No. 16376356

"All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo."

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:53:54 UTC No. 16376357

this looks fake as heck

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:53:58 UTC No. 16376358

>>16376343
controlling his maneuvering thrusters

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:53:58 UTC No. 16376359

>this obvious fucking green screen
KEK

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:54:02 UTC No. 16376360

>up down left right are 3s maybe 2
>pitch is a 4
>yaw is a 2

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:54:08 UTC No. 16376361

one small step for a billionaire...

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:54:09 UTC No. 16376362

>>16376340
Now just because we're being broadcast on... X, there's no need for obnoxious hollering and hooting.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:54:24 UTC No. 16376363

suit mobility looks great compared to the EMU

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:54:35 UTC No. 16376364

This is the peak of human exploration

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:54:43 UTC No. 16376365