Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:24:57 UTC No. 16380178

first for Phobos

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:25:42 UTC No. 16380182

>>16380173
There are much better things, that actually are useful to do with dronswarm than impractical dyson sphere dumbfuckery.

Please don't commit another dumbfuckery here.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:25:44 UTC No. 16380183

inb4 an autist bitches about the OP not being a photograph and whines about 'muh scifi'

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:25:54 UTC No. 16380184

Second for deimos

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:26:58 UTC No. 16380185

>>16380182
This is not a dyson sphere or swarm doe

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:27:01 UTC No. 16380186

>>16380178
fifth for Deimos

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:27:51 UTC No. 16380189

>>16380173
lol the spacecraft in the thumbnail reminds of of a Cain/Sathanas from Freespace.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:27:59 UTC No. 16380190

>>16380186
>>16380184
Fail, phobos wins

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:29:20 UTC No. 16380192

>>16380184
>>16380186
kek, moonlets out

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:29:45 UTC No. 16380193

>>16380189
Cain/Lilith yes, Sathanas has four legs
God I love that game

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:29:56 UTC No. 16380196

>>16380185
Look at the picture, it literally says it there.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:31:12 UTC No. 16380203

>>16380196
The main point of the image is not the dyson 'spheres' is what I meant. No part of them is interacting with the stellar engine

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:33:27 UTC No. 16380207

>>16380203
?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:34:24 UTC No. 16380209

So what’ll be the international driving standard on the Moon and Mars? Driving on the right, I assume?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:36:00 UTC No. 16380210

>>16380207
Nevermind Im stupid I didnt read. Just ignore the sphere and pretend its a swarm I didnt make the graphic

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:36:26 UTC No. 16380212

>>16380173
I wonder if anybody out there is sailing their solar system around their galaxy

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:38:37 UTC No. 16380216

>>16380173
please explain to me how moving the sun would not cause all the planets to lose their current orbits?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:39:53 UTC No. 16380218

>takes multiple starship flights (12+) to refuel for moon and 6+ for mars missions
Why not build a space station at this point?
Use the 100 tons to orbit to put up modules to build a station in LEO, then send that to the moon or mars orbit instead of a starship direct approach.
You could use station modules currently in development which will launch on starship anyways, like the Airbus loop which has room for growing food as well as a centrifuge for limited artificial gravity. You can just strap some blue moon landers in there too for surface excursions. All that could be done with less launches than it would take to refuel one starship and it would have way more leg room too.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:40:31 UTC No. 16380219

>>16380216
The sun is already moving around the galactic center, which is also moving.
Why would changing that trajectory destroy the orbits of planets?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:40:41 UTC No. 16380221

>>16380216
Sun BIG
Lots of gravity
Move sun, planets follow

Oh wait you said current orbits
Shit, theyre gonna get pulled outta wack

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:41:07 UTC No. 16380223

>>16380216
Isn't the sun currently in motion? Our spiral arm is rotating, all the stuff in it moves too.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:42:59 UTC No. 16380225

>>16380223
why are you phrasing it like a question, this is space knowledge 101. If you don’t know the answer go do more research. Would you prefer a K-12 hyperlink like the fags at dynetics needed for ALPACA?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:44:13 UTC No. 16380229

>>16380225
You sound bothered.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:44:46 UTC No. 16380230

>>16380218
What exactly do you think the propellant depot Starships are...?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:44:53 UTC No. 16380231

>>16380229
Yeah sorry that was mean

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:45:13 UTC No. 16380232

does Elon know about martian mattresses? does SpaceX?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:45:51 UTC No. 16380234

>>16380219
all the far away objects having a gravitational influence on the sun have almost the exact same influence on all the planets in the solar system, so they move together.
If you dont give the same influence to every body in the solar system to move then youwill fuck up the solar system. thats why a near encounter of another star would be bad, because it would have a noticeabily stronger influence on outer planets than the sun and fuck up their orbits.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:46:00 UTC No. 16380235

>>16380232
>elon
No
>spacex
Likely one or two fags there knows about it

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:47:00 UTC No. 16380239

>>16380223
>>16380234

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:48:46 UTC No. 16380240

>>16380234
You're right, but if we're going by the OP image's scenario then it isn't gravity propelling the sun, but 'pressure' from its energy being fired back at it.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:49:31 UTC No. 16380243

>>16380230
Each refueling launch is one launch that could put up 100 tons worth of station modules and cargo. 6+ starship launches would result in a massive space station that could house dozens of people comfortably for the 6 months or so it takes to get to mars and back.

Explain to me why they should instead launch fuel into orbit on those 6+ launches.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:49:37 UTC No. 16380245

>>16380173
>propel our star - and therefore the entire solar system - forward
this isn't true, right? if you accelerate the sun in any particular direction, the planets won't be affected at all. their orbits would change once the sun has moved and eventually fall into the sun or get lost into interestellar space but that's it

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:50:05 UTC No. 16380246

>>16380231
All good anon
>>16380234
We need a defense system out in the Oort cloud to destroy any rogue stars heading our way.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:52:18 UTC No. 16380247

>>16380240
how does that make a differencethough? delta v is delta v no matter what causes it

Your one true god SKYHOOK at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:57:00 UTC No. 16380252

How's that Elon Musk cock rocket to Mars going ladies? Almost 2025 and still nothing from your false god monorail salesman. What gives Elon sisters? Two more launches?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDOI0cq6GZM

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:04:28 UTC No. 16380257

>>16380252
i wish mars was habitable. truth is just look at it. it aint habitable. parts of earth like northern russia are 100x more habitabe tha mars. warmer, wetter, you canliterally go outside and breath the air and find biomass to eat. yet they aredeserted because they are too hard to inhabit. so how will we colonize mars again?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:06:34 UTC No. 16380258

>>16380252
Fuck off namecel YWNGTS

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:06:57 UTC No. 16380260

>>16380230
they are fiction because they dont exist.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:07:35 UTC No. 16380261

>>16380257
Pussies wish for something. Men work towards it. If you truly want it to be habitable, set your sights onto that goal

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:14:54 UTC No. 16380263

>>16380261
idont wish for it THAT much. i only want it to be the case because it makes expansion into space easier, but Iwill go with whatever is the most feasible path. I guess jef and his space colonies is the way to go.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:16:09 UTC No. 16380264

>>16380263
Jeff will never launch quick enough or be able to lift enough to support a colony of any sort. Even a simple spin station is out of his reach

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:19:33 UTC No. 16380270

>>16380264
Is it hard to have birds in this species selection? Is there a scarce amount of a certain species that helps us to experience such a selection?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:25:23 UTC No. 16380283

>>16380264
jef will win the moon and already has patents for thousands of weird moon industry things (which hopefully he wont just sit on forever). his archietecture of having a dedicated reusable lunar lander is simply better. starship is not a good lunar lander and hls wont be reusable

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:29:12 UTC No. 16380288

>>16380283
(you)

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:32:50 UTC No. 16380295

Is it over?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:33:46 UTC No. 16380296

>>16380295
Give it 14 more days

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:37:01 UTC No. 16380298

why are we talking about mars when we dont even have a moon base yet? why focus on that paticular desolate empty desert of shit when we have our own little one much closer to us. could it be that musk is hyping mars to boomers because they have nostalgia about the moon and want a "next step" to feel like all those many hours of toil they spent to fund nasas boy slaves and adrenachrome feasts was worth it?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:38:02 UTC No. 16380300

>>16380298
I know, it's silly

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:38:17 UTC No. 16380301

>>16380298
kek

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:38:59 UTC No. 16380303

>>16380298
I wish the money spent on """earth""" """sciences""" would equal zero.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:39:53 UTC No. 16380306

is this guy white?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgZRyeNAa0A

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:41:37 UTC No. 16380309

>>16380306
He's transwhite

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:43:23 UTC No. 16380312

>>16380243
Did you forget that the massive space station would need way more fuel than a single starship?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:45:06 UTC No. 16380315

>>16380221
It's fine. You can't appreciably accelerate the sun anyway.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:46:07 UTC No. 16380317

>>16380232
Elon used to sleep on an air mattress. He knows.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:47:08 UTC No. 16380320

>>16380317
he’s also kind of a fag so I’m sure he’s entertained stupid ideas such as that

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:48:19 UTC No. 16380322

>>16380317
translation: 'harder Elon, ahaaaaw

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:49:45 UTC No. 16380324

>>16380245
our universe uses somewhat finer time granularity than you seem to imagine

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:51:57 UTC No. 16380327

>>16380322
You don't even know what we're talking about, you stupid fag.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:52:05 UTC No. 16380328

>>16380324
infinitesimally small? nta just wondering if there’s any discrete measurement of time. A quantized measurement

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:53:10 UTC No. 16380329

>>16380328
two weeks

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:53:53 UTC No. 16380332

>>16380328
It's small enough that you don't have to worry about the planets suddenly noticing the Sun is gone.

That's literally what Wiley E. Coyote does.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:57:39 UTC No. 16380336

>>16380332
Okay yeah but information/gravity is only affected at the speed of light so: hypothetically, let’s say we magically had a way to start accelerating the Sun perpendicular to the solar system plane. Mercury would be the first to “notice” it. Then venus, then earth, then mars, etc etc. The planets, TNOs, kuiper belt, oort cloud wouldn’t suddenly all move “up” at the same time

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:57:40 UTC No. 16380337

>>16380332
>.
I'm finally doing guys. it special

Cloud cross limit

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:58:51 UTC No. 16380341

>>16380337
Checking if there are more.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:59:59 UTC No. 16380343

Billy's sort of helicopter and manic-ness is a type associated with a brand better than final fantasy that wasn't here.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:00:43 UTC No. 16380344

>>16380343
>>16380341
>>16380337
Schizoid

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:01:32 UTC No. 16380346

Info, now

I expect at least not meagor attempts at cross communication, no fags

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:02:33 UTC No. 16380347

PLEASE

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:20:08 UTC No. 16380383

https://x.com/ToughSf/status/1834925064682344759?t=lFQObT1A6dBiUSigbsfg4Q&s=19

Fuck you and your microgravity hydroponics

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:20:51 UTC No. 16380385

>>16380383
What the fuck do these axes even mean

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:23:34 UTC No. 16380391

>>16380383
so which NFTs should I be buying?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:25:56 UTC No. 16380396

launch license status?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:27:06 UTC No. 16380400

>>16380383

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:28:33 UTC No. 16380403

>>16380400
ok so put it in a little centrifuge.
plants wont give a fuck about the differential acceleration from tip to toe.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:30:40 UTC No. 16380409

>>16380396
Held hostage

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:32:21 UTC No. 16380414

>>16380396
Obstructed by communists

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:34:52 UTC No. 16380418

>>16380414
Good.

You're close then.

My command will be good.

I can create us as that fortitude high up I spake of, but even better than that. And more. And you'll like it. I'll need great interest so prepare to invest. (It can be kept in your bank, but I need lots of incoming money to work with).

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:38:53 UTC No. 16380431

>>16380403
Airbus loop friend. Trust the loop

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:39:13 UTC No. 16380433

Never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTCjx5DEPkE

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:44:51 UTC No. 16380451

https://x.com/deltaIV9250/status/1834993360844546502

Neat. Manned Jupiter sattelite dispersal mission when?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:50:05 UTC No. 16380460

>>16380324
sorry but what does that mean? if you move the sun our planet's orbit has to change because the center of mass of the system has moved, no? and if it moves enough eventually the orbit will become unstable

please explain like i'm dumb

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:52:42 UTC No. 16380466

>>16380451
Shut up fag we also discussed this 2 or 3 threads ago

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:59:19 UTC No. 16380470

>>16380466
? why so mad? i dont remember this those threads ago. i do remember incandescent rage, which i guess fits you well.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:01:15 UTC No. 16380472

>>16380466
Discussions are reusable

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:05:22 UTC No. 16380480

>>16380466
...also the tweet was only 2 ish hours ago wtf do you mean "we" discussed it

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:09:46 UTC No. 16380484

>>16380466
>>16380480
based relativistic poster

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:13:04 UTC No. 16380489

>>16380466
I think this also the fag that's been advertising his xitter account here.

🗑️ it's twitter you libtard, not "xitter" at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:14:34 UTC No. 16380491

>>16380489
jesus fuck that acc posts their shit here?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:16:04 UTC No. 16380494

Not trying to be a hater but my Xitter timeline is being spammed by polaris posting and I’ve probably now seen that stupid image of sarah gillis and the dearmoon violin render from 40 different random accounts at this point. Fuck off elon I get it

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:17:22 UTC No. 16380498

>>16380337
>>16380341
are you okay?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:17:34 UTC No. 16380499

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:18:35 UTC No. 16380501

>>16380499
Relight the engine bugmen annoy me

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:19:54 UTC No. 16380503

>>16380501
Imagine the smell...

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:20:44 UTC No. 16380505

>>16380494
>>16380489
if you say xitter, you use xe and xim
i dont make the rules

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:22:22 UTC No. 16380509

>>16380505
fuck off im not here to appease you I call it that because I don’t want to type out “X/twitter” and I don’t want to choose between the two

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:23:34 UTC No. 16380510

>>16380383
>>16380400
Okay? Just build three times as much.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:29:34 UTC No. 16380518

>>16380499
Amazing bravery shown from those 2 employees standing on the pad as the landing rocket lowered its nozzle right over them. You won't see this kind of landing precision and confidence from spacex.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:33:07 UTC No. 16380522

>>16380518
Slight chuckle

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:34:23 UTC No. 16380524

>>16380499
lol, reminds me of cell absorbing the androids

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:38:28 UTC No. 16380530

>>16380306
>quality animations
>clear and concise arguments founded in reality
>no ebonics to be heard
white in my book

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:47:45 UTC No. 16380546

>>16380460
Think of someone spinning a small weight on a string around their head, the person can easily walk around keeping the weight spinning in exactly the same way.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:50:45 UTC No. 16380550

>>16380173
can we keep faggy comic bookish junk like that where it belongs instead of fagging up /sfg/?
>>>/lit/23807402

/sfg/ is about actual space flight that is legitimately taking place, not about the stupid soience fiction fantasy world that was implanted in your brain by hollyweird pedos

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:53:02 UTC No. 16380553

>>16380524
>rocket vore

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:53:07 UTC No. 16380554

>>16380546
That’s not a 1:1 comparison

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:57:20 UTC No. 16380565

On Mars you can bring something like Ingenuity to scout out areas. A reconnaissance drone.
How would you do this on the Lunar surface? I imagine you’d need something a lot bigger with a propellant tanks that “bursts” itself into arcing hops and images the area one hop at a time or something. Is this overthinking it?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:58:18 UTC No. 16380566

>>16380550
It's one jpg that you have to see for ~0.35 seconds (roughly 1.45x10^-10%) of your entire life before scrolling down and reading the thread

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:59:58 UTC No. 16380568

>>16380565
no atmosphere, just get into a very very low orbit

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:02:53 UTC No. 16380575

>>16380565
maybe like a repurposed raytheon ekv

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:02:58 UTC No. 16380576

>>16380565
Google Earth, but for the moon. Google Moon, if you will.

>A full-body scan of the entire moon, achieved via a network of satellites distributed a la Starlink, each achieving a resolution of 900 sqcm per pixel, or roughly 1 sqft per pixel

With no pesky atmosphere keeping our eyes in the lunar sky away from their rightful clay, we shall map, recon, and note every last rock on that natural satellite. It shall be ours for the viewing, and for the taking.

Also a lot of satellites is still cheaper than a big leapfrogging rover.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:07:50 UTC No. 16380585

https://x.com/globalnews/status/1834731071860060533

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:08:51 UTC No. 16380586

>>16380585
https://globalnews.ca/news/10754874/telesat-lightspeed-canada-quebec-billions/

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:09:52 UTC No. 16380588

>>16380586
https://x.com/MikeBarrettON/status/1834933124834177525

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:10:53 UTC No. 16380592

>>16380588
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1835045977008619564

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:11:11 UTC No. 16380594

Learn to stitch your twitter images into one fucking post, retard

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:12:28 UTC No. 16380596

>>16380594
whats the point?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:14:05 UTC No. 16380598

>>16380565
I wonder how much air-time you could get with an ultralight little drone on the order of soccer ball size that used nitrogen thrusters. Hell, what about disposable off-the shelf CO2 cartridges?
With lunar gravity you might be able to have the thing complete decently big circuit around you or a point-investigation and return on just a couple cartridges.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:16:54 UTC No. 16380599

>>16380598
Something like this?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:23:27 UTC No. 16380606

>>16380599
Basically, but much smaller. The guts of a cellphone and one or two more instruments attached to a thruster array, all enclosed in a wireframe ball made with little carbon fiber struts for impact resistance.
Something you could clip to your suit on an EVA, program a route on the spot, and toss the little guy up to go fly it.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:24:28 UTC No. 16380610

>>16380489
It is that same namefag btw hes being very annoying again with the self advertising and is just reposting /sfg/ discussions

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:24:47 UTC No. 16380611

>>16380606
Sketch it out anon, this idea merits it.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:25:29 UTC No. 16380612

>>16380599
What game is this, looks cool.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:25:57 UTC No. 16380614

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-09-13/musk-s-starlink-in-talks-with-south-africa-to-introduce-service
>“I have had discussions with him and have said, Elon, you become so successful and you’re investing in a variety of countries, I want you to come home and invest here,” Ramaphosa told reporters in Pretoria. “He and I are going to have a further discussion.”
>Companies operating in South Africa also require a degree of Black ownership in an effort to redress inequities stemming from apartheid. Alternative arrangement can be made after talks with the government.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:26:41 UTC No. 16380617

>>16380606
Make oc of this sounds like a cool concept. I like when anons share their ideas that rotary city from last thread was good example. I try and make my own every so often

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:27:29 UTC No. 16380621

>>16380612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBMU6l6GsdM&t=2s&ab_channel=theworacle

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:28:06 UTC No. 16380624

>>16380585
This faggot is putting $2 billion of Canadian's tax dollars behind "Elon bad"

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:28:48 UTC No. 16380626

>>16380173
>Stellar Engine Editiin
obligatory
>>>/lit/sffg/

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:29:32 UTC No. 16380627

>>16380621
Oh shit this is real? The quality was so bad I thought it was a game kek

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:31:06 UTC No. 16380631

>>16380585
Who are they launching with kek

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:32:27 UTC No. 16380635

>>16380585
What's the point of Canada?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:33:00 UTC No. 16380636

>>16380626
Yes but that other anon I discussed this with said that having flashy tech that catches the eye of posters is what encourages activity on the general and also leads to better discussions as the OP sets the tone of the discussion. Im fine with taking this criticism but what I observed in the threads following my conversation with him was that he was right that flashy/futuristic tech does improve thread quality.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:33:44 UTC No. 16380638

>>16380586
How is there even still a rural internet market after Starlink?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:34:27 UTC No. 16380640

Isn't it strange how Musk got a special treatment in China?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:36:25 UTC No. 16380646

>>16380624
partly yes but partly also subsidizing a Canadian satellite telecom company
Telesat Lightspeed, a LEO constellation, has been in the works since 2016

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telesat#Lightspeed_LEO_constellation

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:38:00 UTC No. 16380650

>>16380640
Tesla has tech they want, I don't think its really more than that
if China thinks they can outcompete or copy the tech and don't need Tesla anymore, the special treatment will stop
this has happened with other western companies in the past

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:38:30 UTC No. 16380652

>>16380627
The gif itself is probably from 2008 or so, I think I originally saved it from /b/ when it was alive.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:44:17 UTC No. 16380666

>>16380635
Canada has so many trees, they make the best toilet paper. If there is anything Canada is a true LEADER in, its toilet paper.
They really should team up with India (maybe this already happened, in a sense?) because of the natural symbiosis.
I have been to MANY US/Canadian border towns, from BC all the way to Quebec, and every goddamn one of them has a gigantic, stinky paper mill, churning out billions of rolls of ass wipe, presumably for export.
I'm not even kidding, all of this is true, this is their purpose on Earth.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:45:06 UTC No. 16380668

>>16380666
They also have so many indians.
Maybe I can use canadarm to wipe my ass!

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:45:56 UTC No. 16380669

>>16380635
Something to do with leaves, presumably.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:47:07 UTC No. 16380670

>>16380666
TP is bulky and inefficient to ship really far, usually it's produced not far from where it's used. We learned about this in 2020 when Australia's media triggered panic buying.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:50:13 UTC No. 16380674

>>16380546
what if i start running very fast? i would need to compensate with my arm, otherwise the weight would fall no? there has to be some acceleration where the orbit becomes more and more elliptic like a comet instead of a planet, and where the star would go too fast for the planet to ever catch up and overtake to make the next turn

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:50:29 UTC No. 16380675

>>16380666
Allow me to rephrase the question: What is the point of Canada being an independent nation?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:51:25 UTC No. 16380677

>>16380675
You need somewhere to put all the Canadians.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:51:41 UTC No. 16380678

>>16380400
>Nasa cant even grow plants
And they want to go to a Moon?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:52:23 UTC No. 16380679

>>16380677
They aren't even a real nation. It's just a bunch of English and French, and now a lot of jeets.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:54:15 UTC No. 16380681

>>16380400
this is why we do research TM

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:56:38 UTC No. 16380686

>>16380681
This is one of those things NASA will spend 20 years / $10 billion dollars on, and at the end of the day it will be something obvious that a pothead indoor weed grower could have told them.
Just like their stupid campaign to figure out bone density retention via different work out methods.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:57:02 UTC No. 16380688

>>16380635
Space for indians (both kinds) to live

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:58:04 UTC No. 16380690

>>16380686
Dried worm castings, bat guano and fish fertilizer.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:00:00 UTC No. 16380694

>>16380668
>Maybe I can use canadarm to wipe my ass!
Canadarm4 series and beyond are planned to have ass-wiping capability. This comes in handy when suited up, and in a precarious small space in zero G. That ass ain't gonna wipe itself, thus the need for Canadarm4®™
See, it takes participation from unexpected innovators to reach Mars. Its not all rocket science, there are other needs to attend.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:00:25 UTC No. 16380696

>>16380585
oh so now kessler syndrome and angry astronomers are not a problem anymore, how convenient

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:05:42 UTC No. 16380703

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:07:39 UTC No. 16380707

>>16380703
It’s so easy to recognize thailand from orbit with those green lights

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:08:20 UTC No. 16380709

>>16380703
why green lights? why red lights?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:09:14 UTC No. 16380710

>>16380696
We don't hate journalists enough.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:09:50 UTC No. 16380712

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:10:14 UTC No. 16380713

>>16380703
a screenshot of this would make for a good OP

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:10:49 UTC No. 16380714

>>16380696
Don't forget falling debris landing on Canadian citizens. This time, they can overlook it, because they putting all remote First Nations reservations online, where they will quickly take to shitposting about "these lands are sacred", is so much more important. Brave Chief Mouthwash had a vision about this, Justin Trudeau responds in kind.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:11:02 UTC No. 16380715

>>16380712
Where's his head? spooky

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:11:28 UTC No. 16380716

>>16380709
Thai fishing boats. Green light attracts plankton and fish, which in the attracts squid for the catch.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:12:40 UTC No. 16380717

>>16380624
Not really, the Quebec government already uses Starlink for remote communities. This is just about fostering a domestic industry

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:12:59 UTC No. 16380718

>>16380710
there are some good journos, like eric berger

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:14:30 UTC No. 16380719

>>16380400
i thought kudzu grew faster in zero gee

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:17:16 UTC No. 16380721

>>16380666
This made me realize, Mars will need to be bidets only. What are some other lifestyle quirks that'll be induced by the constraints of Mars?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:17:21 UTC No. 16380722

>>16380713
As the poster of the webm, fuck that, make this the OP
>>16380712

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:19:00 UTC No. 16380724

>>16380650
>Tesla has tech they want, I don't think its really more than that
Then a joint venture would have been even more advantageous, the special treatment that Tesla got was not having to set up a JV.
>if China thinks they can outcompete or copy the tech and don't need Tesla anymore, the special treatment will stop
BYD already outcompetes Tesla, and they haven't stopped it. CATL is and has always been the battery provider for Tesla in China so it's not like they're innovating much there.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:19:52 UTC No. 16380725

>>16380721
women will be married of when they are 9 years old

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:22:10 UTC No. 16380727

>>16380725
In Mars years, right? Haha

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:22:40 UTC No. 16380728

>>16380725
you mean mars years, r-right?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:24:36 UTC No. 16380731

>>16380727
>>16380728
hivemind

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:24:52 UTC No. 16380733

>>16380724
more advantageous to China yes, but maybe Tesla would not have set up in China at all if that was the requirement
the tech I'm talking about is not batteries, but stuff like gigacasting, which chinese companies are now copying quickly while western car makers are pretty far behind

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:27:29 UTC No. 16380735

>>16380721
Reusable ass wipes are a thing, Mars could have a TP laundry service, an indestructible woven mineral cloth can be closed-cycle washed and sterilized, fully automated. With nuclear power and a will to do it, this is simply an engineering exercise to create. SpaceX is probably already working on it

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:28:08 UTC No. 16380738

>>16380721
Somebody add "asswipe" to the slurs list.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:29:46 UTC No. 16380739

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:35:22 UTC No. 16380744

>>16380739
yet the guy ultimately making the sunlight (biggest and best rocket ever) is heavily invested in the shadow of the cave (politics)

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:36:45 UTC No. 16380746

>>16380739
Where is Saddam?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:40:01 UTC No. 16380751

>>16380735
>Alright welcome to Mars, here's your indestructible mineral cloth to rub on your asshole

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:41:28 UTC No. 16380753

>>16380739
Based Im saving this thank you for the OC

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:42:30 UTC No. 16380754

>>16380744
The ones still stuck in the cave are dragging him by his feet back in

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:42:35 UTC No. 16380755

>>16380744
musk had the unfortunate problem of getting redpilled while being very famous. if he went through a redpill phase as a teenager and young adult like a normal person he would have already long given up on politics and know not to get involved in the circus. but instead he is bomabrded by propaganda and falls for it

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:47:12 UTC No. 16380760

>>16380755
I've always wondered, how did he not go through a redpill phase while living in South fucking Africa

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:49:22 UTC No. 16380764

>>16380400
realistically mars astronauts need to learn to eat algae slop that's grown with their poop and pee.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:50:08 UTC No. 16380765

>>16380760
>be me
>white south african
>see my parents' magnum opus
>gemeraldmine.slavelabor
>grow up thinking they were slaves and such
>move to america
>slaves be free n shit
Frankly, he should've gotten redpilled on Ellis Island

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:51:40 UTC No. 16380767

>>16380764
They'll eat corn fed cows

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:51:55 UTC No. 16380769

>>16380611
>>16380617
An extremely basic sketch. Obviously the thruster orientation wouldn't be straight up and down like that, I've abstracted the throttle control area as one big blob, I didn't even render the sensor//computer area opposite the CO2 tanks, etc. You get the idea.
The cluster of cartridges would ideally be hot-swappable as an entire unit, the gist being that you could pre-load a few fuel hubs and only screw/unscrew one big assembly while on the EVA instead of every fiddly little tank.
I also only vaguely know how to do some of the stuff required to actually build this, but I may try to slap together some prototypes and figure it out along the way.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:57:28 UTC No. 16380776

>>16380760
I guess he went through a rebel countercultural phase, but because he lived in a 'backward' ethnostate he became a libtard futurist

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:58:15 UTC No. 16380777

>>16380776
this

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:00:49 UTC No. 16380778

>>16380769
Ummm based department line 1

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:04:08 UTC No. 16380782

>>16380751
This, but aerospace-grade, highly engineered, reusable Dude Wipes, made specifically for off-planet use. Because we know, Mars is for men, Venus is for women. Mars should be an upgrade, not a downgrade, in quality of life.
If you know, you know.
Mint & Chill, extra large wipes, let it rip. A luxury for some, a necessity for cultured space residents.
Remember, Mars food is going to lack fiber, and be fully synthetic, the shits out there will be unreal. Dude Wipes are a requirement.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:07:02 UTC No. 16380783

>>16380782
faggot

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:08:25 UTC No. 16380784

>>16380782
cringe consoomer

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:09:18 UTC No. 16380787

>>16380769
That hoop design reminded of that super jumping robot that uses elastics. I can imagine an org like JAXA sending up something like that.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:10:11 UTC No. 16380788

>>16380782
why does it have essential oils? does your anus really need to absorb mint and eucalyptus oils while you scrape shit off your ass? am i missing out?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:13:08 UTC No. 16380791

>>16380788
Have you tried it? A life-changing experience awaits you.
Happy anus = happy astronaut. Lets quiz the Polaris Dawn crew about this upon return to Earth, they know.
These are a gift from God when showering is impossible.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:13:31 UTC No. 16380792

>>16380787
Holy shit you wouldn’t need propellant on a simple device that uses spring tension on the Moon. How high could you realistically lob something like this? It could be pretty simple, as another anon suggested—no more massive than a smart phone. A couple of cameras, software for mapping 3D on each hop. A motor that pulls it into tension and hops it again. You could do gyros for stability but honestly you could skip that and just have a weighted bottom so it always lands on the same side ready to spring hop again

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:17:39 UTC No. 16380798

>>16380782
>>16380791
this is up there with the dragon erotica.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:18:50 UTC No. 16380800

>>16380798
if you seriously think a cite anime girlification of the dragon capsule is erotica, you're coombrained to high hell

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:19:36 UTC No. 16380802

>>16380782
Youre using this shit on your ass? Thats weird. Youre weird. Those arent meant to be flushed either it builds up massive shit stinking clogs in the sewer and in septic tanks. Feels like youre shilling this also. Use regular toilet paper, not this weird shit that makes your ass 'feel good' (gay sounding btw)

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:21:43 UTC No. 16380803

>itt: anon says he wants his ass to feel good and gets angry when called out for being homosexual

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:22:15 UTC No. 16380805

>>16380800
You're too new to remember the /sfg/ dragon erotica writer.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:24:33 UTC No. 16380809

>>16380783
>>16380784
>>16380788
>>16380798
>>16380802
Don't you newfags know, shitting is space is a REAL issue? Its not like this problem will just solve itself.
We need REAL solutions.
In space, this system will be fully reusable, and totally worth it. Have some goddamn vision and entrepreneurial spirit.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:27:31 UTC No. 16380812

>>16380792
I went back to the video where I learned of this and saw they actually thought of using it to explore the moon. I had completely forgotten that they mentioned that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daaDuC1kbds

>weighted bottom so it always lands on the same side ready to spring hop again
In the video they've also got a variant with 3 legs that orients the craft so it can hop in your desired direction

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:28:20 UTC No. 16380815

>>16380809
Piss will be filtered, as it already is, and shit will be used as fertilizer for marscrops. Bring earthdirt if you must, but we cannot survive on mars if we do not grow food there, and using our own shit as fertilizer isn't even a new concept.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:28:52 UTC No. 16380816

>>16380809
I agree that shitting will be a logistical problem, but flexing your dude wipes isn't based lol

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:29:28 UTC No. 16380817

>>16380809
The solution, fag, is to have your shit vacuumed so it can be used as fertilizer. It is easier to break down if its paper instead of cloth, fag.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:30:29 UTC No. 16380819

>>16380816
>soijaker is right for once
Rare occurance

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:32:15 UTC No. 16380820

>>16380812
Fuck I thought >we were on to something original here. It feels like all good ideas have already been thought through :(

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:33:07 UTC No. 16380822

>>16380819
Kek I deleted to not shit up the thread but it was the first thing that came to my mind

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:33:38 UTC No. 16380824

>>16380383
SPIN NIGGA
SPIIIIIN

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:33:51 UTC No. 16380825

>>16380820
Fail greentext everyone laugh at this anon

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:34:55 UTC No. 16380826

>>16380825
stupid frogposter it was done on purpose

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:35:18 UTC No. 16380827

>>16380822
WHAT WAS THE DELETED FILE?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:36:30 UTC No. 16380828

>>16380827
Soipost about tools like that other anon that buy any 'manly' marketed products

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:38:10 UTC No. 16380830

>>16380816
>>16380817
Not promoting a brand, just a space based ass-wiping system.
Having monkey butt on a space station, starship in transit, or off-planet colony is a serious medical risk to the entire crew. Do you want e.coli outbreaks on the way to, or on Mars, the Moon, or a space station?
That's right, I didn't think so. Stupid dumbasses. The space version will be an engineered high-temp tolerant fiber fabric, strong as fuck, can be closed cycle rinsed, then heat sterilized, and reused. They will look like new for thousands of uses, mark my words.
Now you all can fuck off, I will not share my secrets anymore, but instead capitalize on my ideas and bring it to fruition. I will be rich, and you will still be shitposting on /sfg/

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:40:23 UTC No. 16380835

>>16380830
>monkey butt
You probably have some kind of STD

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:40:33 UTC No. 16380837

>>16380830
Your mint scented gay wipes that 'make your ass feel good' usage and creation of fertilizer. Just admit youre insecure about yourself and you like taking it up the ass anon and we can all move on after laughing at (You)

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:41:34 UTC No. 16380838

>>16380837
Impede the usage and creation*

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:41:35 UTC No. 16380839

>>16380830
Go ahead and wipe my ass bro lol

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:43:00 UTC No. 16380841

The only person that would ever know its minty is the person eating out your ass which only faggots like. You are shilling wipes targeted at closeted faggots that want to pretend to be straight.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:44:28 UTC No. 16380843

This is the gayest thread in a while

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:45:29 UTC No. 16380844

Imagine an astronaut bringing a pack of these along with their personal belongings and tossing one of them 'flushable' wipes and clogging the piss pump.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:45:30 UTC No. 16380845

>>16380843
And its gay because of one shill.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:51:00 UTC No. 16380849

https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1835022281812459530

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:55:16 UTC No. 16380853

>>16380849
Ok so we now have internet everywhere on the planet and in orbit very nice.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:57:26 UTC No. 16380855

>>16380263
If you build a space colony on the surface of Mars , you have free resources and you don't have to spin it

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 22:59:01 UTC No. 16380856

>>16380509
>I don’t want to choose between the two
Just call it X because that's what it is

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:05:51 UTC No. 16380863

>>16380856
Nope

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:06:02 UTC No. 16380864

>>16380631
Because everyone else ignored you, here is the answer
In 2019, Telesat contracted with Blue Origin on their New Glenn rocket and Relativity Space with their Terran 1 rocket, for satellite launches to their LEO constellation.
In 2020, Telesat filed plans for expanding the satellite count to its LEO constellation to over 1,600 satellites. In November 2020, Telesat announced that it will become publicly traded on the American stock index NASDAQ in mid-2021.
In July 2023, LEO 3 satellite was launched.
In September 2023, Telesat announced a new contract with SpaceX for 14 launches with up to 18 satellites on each launch for the Lightspeed constellation, starting in mid-2026

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:06:12 UTC No. 16380865

>>16380614
>Alternative arrangement can be made after talks with the government.
it begins

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:06:19 UTC No. 16380866

>>16380820
Keep workshopping it, just because someone's thought of a thing it doesn't mean that you can't do it better, or first.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:07:59 UTC No. 16380868

>>16380849
>starlink lasers can track objects moving at high velocity
soon

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:08:14 UTC No. 16380869

>>16380845
its gay because OP is a faggot
anime meme tier garbage like whats in OP should be kept on /co/ or /a/ or >>>/lit/sffg/ or on reddit where it belongs.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:09:36 UTC No. 16380870

>>16380812
This is an ideal contract for Boing

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:14:32 UTC No. 16380875

Guys I accidentally flushed my indestructible ass-wiping mineral cloth
What the fuck do I do? I can't call it in, my supervisor will tear me a new one

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:16:27 UTC No. 16380876

>>16380875
Dude, its not your problem

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:18:02 UTC No. 16380878

The Bidet is the peak of ass washing technology anyway. It is a tragedy that the anglosphere has not embraced them.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:18:08 UTC No. 16380879

>>16380817
to encourage people to donate fertilizer to the mars colony i think the shit vaccuumer should feel good to sit on. it should rim the ass gently which it sort of already does, but there should be a massage and licking function. once all the shit is extracted itshould brobably fuck the ass until the user gets up.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:21:12 UTC No. 16380883

>>16380878
On Mars, water will be scarce, so some other substance will be used, probably compressed carbon dioxide

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:22:37 UTC No. 16380884

>>16380883
so you will kill the user if they dont get off the bidet in time?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:22:39 UTC No. 16380885

>>16380878
they're weird and gay bro, aint tryna get fucked in the ass by water jets

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:23:42 UTC No. 16380887

>>16380550
>/sfg/ is about actual space flight that is legitimately taking place
Like Mars colonisation, orbital refuelling, and rapidly reusable starship

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:24:46 UTC No. 16380888

>>16380878
How the fuck is a bidet going to work in zero G?
Wipes it is.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:27:17 UTC No. 16380892

>>16380888
it would feel soooo good though.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:29:18 UTC No. 16380894

>>16380892
Can you imagine, atomized shit droplets floating throughout the station

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:29:49 UTC No. 16380895

>>16380892
>poo water going everywhere
>gets in your mouth
they do this on Earth too btw

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:36:02 UTC No. 16380899

>>16380887
starship is never going to do anything rapidly as long as the communists and ecoterrorists in government are allowed to try to abuse their offices to enforce social media censorship which they have no legal authority over

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:38:02 UTC No. 16380901

>>16380460
The kind of device being described lacks the power output to move the sun in a jerky way. The sun will only very gradually accelerate and its motion will be negligible compared to the motion of the planets. Nothing will be disturbed, in the same way you don't notice continental drift in your everyday life.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:38:27 UTC No. 16380902

>>16380895
I don't even leave the toilet seat up when I flush, I've seen the fallout pattern from toiletwater droplet ejecta.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:40:26 UTC No. 16380904

sfg - POOP general

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:40:39 UTC No. 16380905

>>16380505
I call it X because Elon named it.
Perhaps Elon is not worthy of being idolized, but if he isn't then who is?

If you say Jeff your mother will die in her sleep.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:41:58 UTC No. 16380908

>india cant find any women who want to be female astronauts
OH NO NO NO i wonder why indian women wouldnt want to be alone in a tin can with indian men far away from any help

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:42:57 UTC No. 16380909

>>16380636
i'm the guy you were talking about btw.
i also mostly meant that as in when there's nothing interesting in actual spessflight happening.
sometimes there's these dry periods with no launches or interesting in-space habbenings or developmental updates for rocket hardware on the ground, and it's spacex has spoiled the patience that spaceflight autists used to have 10 years ago, when something interesting might happen once a month at best.
so i find far flung future megaproject stuff to be a great filler OP for when we are in one of those dry periods.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:43:24 UTC No. 16380910

>>16380894
>>16380895
>>16380902
Aerosols containing bacteria/viruses are fucking scary when you think about the ramifications. Especially in space, since Starship has only 1 km3 of cabin volume. Other vehicles have much less than that.
This is why you DO NOT wash the chicken with the sprayer in the sink.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:43:52 UTC No. 16380912

>>16380885
yeah because fingering your ass with TP isnt gay at all, you faggot.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:44:27 UTC No. 16380913

>>16380585
>government project
>in Canada
>in Quebec
>competing with an existing monopoly
>competing with a company that has outperformed superpowers
Why don't they just burn the money?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:44:52 UTC No. 16380915

>>16380223
Imagine if we lived in a post collision era where our star system was yeeted into the void. Interstellar travel is already difficult in a dense galaxy but imagine the closest star is millions of lightyears away. Spooky.

>>16380865
Never trust alternative gvt arrangements, the risk is high that they are reneged.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:45:11 UTC No. 16380916

>>16380703
i see tiberium is spreading

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:45:54 UTC No. 16380918

>>16380908
Recruit one white male astronaut for their space program to solve this problem.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:47:58 UTC No. 16380920

>>16380915
Extragalactic star systems must be some pretty fucking lonely places.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:48:34 UTC No. 16380921

https://x.com/jjfactorykat/status/1835031746146189383

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:48:41 UTC No. 16380922

>>16380912
I already know youre a fucking freak, you dont have to prove it

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:48:55 UTC No. 16380923

>>16380905
Not going to go into a whole discussion about it but there can be things you respect about a man and things you have to look past, ignore, be perpetually uncomfortable with, etc.
Elon is up there with von Braun (in terms of being based)—but likewise while Elon doesn’t have an SS past or isn’t Luth*ran, he did feed his child hormone blockers and he is extremely reddit lol. Even still, I like him, and him buying twitter certainly saved it from Vijaya Gadde and the other libtard power-hungry sycophants willing to block anyone with conservative views. But he can’t come in and just change it to “X” that is so larpy. It’s Twitter. It was always twitter.
I’ll ride or die with him for the Mars Project but I am NOT calling it ‘X’ I’m sorry it’s just so dumb

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:49:50 UTC No. 16380924

>>16380902
Its a lot like when a space object strikes another celestial body at high speed. There is a ray pattern of ejecta formed

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:50:59 UTC No. 16380925

>>16380921
Damn she's still at SpaceX? I remember her from the ancient webcasts .

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:51:22 UTC No. 16380926

>>16380912
>thinks everyone folds toilet paper so thin his hand rips thru
What is wrong with you?

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:53:15 UTC No. 16380928

>>16380925
Her bio says SpaceX-Vice President, Customer Operations and Integration.
I'm more interested in SpaceX food services.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:53:47 UTC No. 16380929

>>16380924
This, only on your toothbrush and soap dispenser and the handle for the sink faucet, and that towel you thought was clean.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:56:38 UTC No. 16380932

>>16380929
What's the problem? Aren't most immune disorders caused by overly hygienic lifestyle? Some exposure to pathogens is a good thing.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:57:04 UTC No. 16380934

>>16380913
They are paying SpaceX to launch Canadian-made satellites on reusable Falcon 9s, with their own ground stations, for sovereign use by Canada under their rules (once in space, full control by Canada). This is okay with me, smarter than other government money pits, like Ariane 6, which cant accomplish things like constellations. They outsourced the launch costs, unlike the stupid ESA, and NASA's SLS.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:57:18 UTC No. 16380935

>>16380878
Don't they blast asshole water straight onto your balls? That sounds horrible.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:57:26 UTC No. 16380937

>>16380782
I'd rather just install a bidet.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:01:56 UTC No. 16380939

Eliminate elimination as a biological requirement.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:02:11 UTC No. 16380940

>>16380901
>in the same way you don't notice continental drift in your everyday life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3618dZoiaPE

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:02:25 UTC No. 16380941

>>16380624
Yes and Biden gov claims Starlink is both fake and not working and a monopoly at the same time.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:02:38 UTC No. 16380942

>>16380922
>>16380926
This thread has been infiltrated by big toilet paper.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:03:26 UTC No. 16380943

>>16380614
>>16380865
Nothing burger

trannyberg is nothing but hit pieces and fud speculations

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:07:52 UTC No. 16380945

>>16380928
>her pfp
..it's nothing - just a little tired.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:09:06 UTC No. 16380946

>>16380928
>SpaceX food services
Turkish goulash

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:09:22 UTC No. 16380947

>>16380934
>Ariane 6
Is that just another slight upgrade of von Braun's Aggregat 8 design like the Ariane 5 was?
Imagine how wonderful the European space program would currently be if Hitler had won. He was already 20 years ahead of everyone else in the 1940s, and since we're just now starting to exit the half century long post Apollo setback, that means Hitler would be 70 years ahead of what we've currently got and that doesn't even factor in nazi Germany's demonstrated ability to bring new technology into action quicker.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:12:44 UTC No. 16380950

>>16380921
is that hawk tuah?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:12:49 UTC No. 16380951

>>16380947
Baseless alt history speculation. They would have been squeezed out of supply chains regardless, and ultimately nuked no matter what.
It’s like asking what if the CSA won the civil war, would the Confederate States of America now have the ultimate space program because they would have Florida, TX, all the gulf coast production facilities, etc.? It doesn’t matter because the CSA loses in any scenario so there’s no point in speculating.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:13:08 UTC No. 16380952

>>16380888
>>16380947
>Imagine how wonderful the European space program would currently be if Hitler had won
Considering that Von Braun had to trick Hitler into supporting him, probably not that far

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:13:27 UTC No. 16380953

>>16380947
Aggregat 8 was a stretched A4, and none of the Aggregats incorporated staging, let alone parallel staging.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:14:41 UTC No. 16380955

>>16380952
This. Germany's rocketry program was only developed because it was sold as a way to magically bypass western air dominance.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:15:13 UTC No. 16380956

>>16380953
thats because staging is straight up retarded.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:16:31 UTC No. 16380958

>>16380952
Yup based WvB. I read an online article a few years ago (and I’ve been trying to track it down again recently) that detailed von Braun personally meeting with Hitler and convincing him to keep the V1 program online. Begged him, made up statistics and reasons for its importance. Von Braun was so fucking based it’s unreal. Driven purely by autism and love of the game.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:16:41 UTC No. 16380959

>>16380947
Moon landing by 1955, Venus flyby by 1960, boots on Mars by '65.
Lunar population in 1985: 500+

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:17:19 UTC No. 16380960

>>16380913
>competing with an existing monopoly
It's a foreign company they don't have to compete with it if they don't want to

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:17:41 UTC No. 16380961

>>16380955
V-weapons were fucking based, along with the Paris gun and other awesome ventures.
Hitler wasn't that dumb.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:24:36 UTC No. 16380964

>>16380959
A manned venus flyby would still be based, we should do it simply because we can

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:25:48 UTC No. 16380965

>>16380964
Hard agree, just go see it up close for the hell of it, not through some camera but for real.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:26:50 UTC No. 16380967

>>16380904

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:28:32 UTC No. 16380969

>>16380964
>>16380965
This is a tourist trip only, there is nothing humans can do or see during a Venus flyby that robots cant do 1000X better.
But, its still cool, eventually will happen. But, just to be the first, not to accomplish anything real.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:30:25 UTC No. 16380970

>>16380969
that’s my point. Do it first. Have the fame and glory. Ensure the history books record an American flag going first and not some pajeet or chink mission.
It would be shorter than a Mars flyby, so it could be a good way to test Starship for a year in deep space while also getting to snag a historic first

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:32:20 UTC No. 16380973

>>16380969
>This is a tourist trip only
There is nothing wrong with that, and I'm tired of that being the assumption due to budgetary concerns.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:34:31 UTC No. 16380976

>>16380970
>>16380973
I say allow the lesser nations do stupid things, just for a participation trophy. We have real goals in mind. Its not like they can land, plant a flag, get samples, or even orbit, just a simply flyby and return... so it, kinda gay, on par with climbing Mt Everest in current year.
But, some billionaire will probably do it first, lol

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:34:52 UTC No. 16380977

>>16380969
Bro, who says it's solely tourism? Starship's big enough that we could pack 10-20 probes akin to Venera 13 and mass deploy them once we're in Venus orbit. Starship multitaskes

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:36:18 UTC No. 16380978

>>16380959
>>16380947
as usual, people with no understanding of history speak about it confidently

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:36:44 UTC No. 16380979

>>16380976
>flew by Venus, looked down, was the first human being to lay eyes on the world from up close unaided by a lense, nbd not really important

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:37:45 UTC No. 16380980

In another universe OTF5 would have launched by now.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:38:46 UTC No. 16380981

>>16380979
wow, featureless white clouds, what a view.
Id rather orbit the fucking moon up close, at least there is beauty.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:41:20 UTC No. 16380985

>>16380981
they're good looking featureless white clouds though

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:42:40 UTC No. 16380986

>>16380976
You’re the same type of faggot willing to brush off China getting a mars sample return before us. You either have ambition for the entire realm of space, or you’re a weak loser wiling to trade goals and wins. What if the US sat on its ass and figured they flew man around the Moon first so the CCCP landing on the Moon was fine and dandy? You’re an idiot

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:45:16 UTC No. 16380989

>>16380980
In another universe OFT6 would've launched by now.
>>16380981
>wow, featureless white clouds, what a view.
Yes.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:45:20 UTC No. 16380990

>>16380986
Faggot cant read. I said we get to Mars and other, usable solar system assets FIRST. That is the priority, some other faggot country or billionaire can flyby Venus and learn nothing doing it.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:45:24 UTC No. 16380991

>>16380980
In a better universe flight 5 would've launched in 2022.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:45:28 UTC No. 16380992

How feasible is it to make a modular space station from multiple connected starships, fuel them up in Earth orbit and fill them with supplies, then boost them on a multi year trip to wherever we want, with removable starships for landings? ISS already demonstrated that people can live in space for over a year just fine, so this setup would be even more comfortable than ISS, and it's just a mobile station to wherever you want to go, with optional return to Earth orbit after a few years to resupply and exchange people. Sounds much comfier than spending multiple years in a single starship. Could even make it rotate for some artificial gravity.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:47:25 UTC No. 16380993

>>16380990
We have the luxury of not having to choose one or the other, you know.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:53:17 UTC No. 16381004

>>16380993
In a perfect world, yes, its would be USA across the leaderboard of every possible achievement.
In reality, every Starship launch will mater for the critical path, no time for low value missions.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:03:42 UTC No. 16381014

>>16380635
It's a buffer state that prevents Alaska from invading by land.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:04:13 UTC No. 16381016

>>16381004
Oh so an entity like SpaceX only has time and resources to do one thing like fly Starship? They can’t also do other things like, oh I don’t know, try to perpetually shatter the rocket booster reuse record and develop other things such as Dragon 2 viewing domes and EVA suits and EVA rails.
Sorry if this response is a bit petty but I’m just trying to drive home the fact that, yes, you can do a fucking Venus flyby and still focus on lunar landings and Starlink and a Mars colony. And that’s just using ONE (1) company as an example. There’s also NASA with SLS, if it never dies. And probably maybe blue origin if they ever get off their ass. But even discounting them—you can do a venus flyby through starship and not “detract” from Mars

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:04:45 UTC No. 16381017

>>16380666
Indians literally do not use toilet paper.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:05:03 UTC No. 16381018

>>16380976
>...get samples...
There's only three real challenges to Venusian sample collection: Pressure, Getting back into orbit, and Temperature.

>Pressure
Using wikipedia numbers (its quick and easy), we're dealing with 92 atmospheres of pressure. This isn't insurmountable, as not only do we reguarly go deeper than that in our own oceans, it isn't even that deep comparatively. Sources vary, but most military subs are capable of a depth equal or greater than the Venusian equivalent, aka 920 meters below the surface. So, we just gotta send a fucking submarine, lol.

>Back to Orbit
While it is true that we have reguarly sent shit to Venus, it is only some of the things we didn't drop onto Venus that have come back. Venus is massive, compared to the other two inner planets we haven't stepped on yet, with a gravity of 8.87 m/s squared, and its atmosphere would require us to send a probe capable of having over 27 km/s of usable Delta-V when it lands. In essence, we gotta land a fully fueled ship, capable of surviving Venus's atmosphere, just to get it back.

>Temperature
Venus is the hottest planet in the solar system, at 464 degrees Celsius. Thankfully, we have an alloy capable of surviving not just the insane heat, but also the stupid fucking dissolved sulfuric acid the air has: Stainless steel. Jet fuel can't melt it, and neither can Venus, and it's corrosion resistant as well.

>What do we need to do?
In essence, we must bring a second spacecraft, made of stainless steel and rated to a depth of 1000 meters below Earth's oceans, with enough fuel to launch itself back into orbit, and yet also capable of landing itself and carrying a probe made to sample Venus's surface. That's a tall ask, yes, but I think it could be done within the next 50 years or so. We know, roughly, Venus's atmospheric composition, and could make gas chambers capable of testing our probe ferries, as well as testing our remote equipment under high temperatures. Don't want our comms to die.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:06:52 UTC No. 16381020

>>16380712
me in the middle

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:07:37 UTC No. 16381021

>>16381018
A venus sample return is completely within the realm of possibility if that’s what you’re wondering. And yes I mean terra firma, rock, hard samples; not just an air sample return mission.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:09:10 UTC No. 16381024

>>16380739
okay, now this is based

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:11:08 UTC No. 16381026

>>16380782
you're making San Francisco bathhouses look straight by comparison

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:11:56 UTC No. 16381027

>>16381017
Well that explains the smell

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:12:19 UTC No. 16381028

>>16381004
>In a perfect world, yes, its would be USA across the leaderboard of every possible achievement
Why? The reason why Elon is so successful is because he is probably the best resource allocator in the world. Doing stupid shit for no reason is how you end up in dysfunctional recession like Europe.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:25:27 UTC No. 16381036

>>16381018
Funnily enough, remaking the Block 5 F9 with half-meter thick SAE 904L steel and strapping it to a starship should be good enough for the purposes of this mission. Pressure, temperature, and corrosion resistant enough for the hour or two needed to get the sample and gtfo, and able to actually leave Venus. Of course, getting it to Venus is another question entirely.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:26:46 UTC No. 16381039

>>16380875
>my supervisor will tear me a new one
cover your ass with indestructible cloth of some kind

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:30:43 UTC No. 16381040

>>16380964
>>16380965
flyby is the spaceflight version of cuckoldry
you just get to watch

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:33:13 UTC No. 16381043

>>16380961
>Hitler wasn't that dumb.

>when your men are scrambling to rustle up enough gasoline to burn your body before the country you stupidly invaded four years earlier can get a hold of it after you committed suicide to beat their steady advance
Yeah, he was dumb as fuck. Von Braun was the smarty, retard.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:33:30 UTC No. 16381045

>>16381016
You are forgetting all the hundreds of refueling missions required, launch cadence, launch and catch sites, endless lawfare, political obstruction, environmentalists, and soccer moms being NIMBYs, complaining about sonic booms, the imminent danger of accidents, it goes on and on. Trump will lose and cant help at all, Elon is hated widely. Our only chance is a savior like Australia being bros and providing a mega launch site in BFE, or better yet, offshore launch platforms.
The first significant accident, or deaths, will halt everything.
This is a HUGE uphill battle, delays will mount, not the fault of SpaceX at all.
EVERY launch permitted will be of utmost importance, and Elon's scalability to massive cadence will be squashed by the powers that be. He will only get 20 or 30 a year, and fail as a result.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:34:54 UTC No. 16381046

>>16381045
Why’d you dump your blackpill fantasy on me anon good grief, go have a drink or two

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:35:32 UTC No. 16381047

I'd like to see a venitian atmosphere sample return mission. I think that could be pretty cool.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:40:20 UTC No. 16381055

Wake up babe, new NOTAM just dropped

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:40:39 UTC No. 16381056

I think Venusian atmospheric sampling is gay

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:40:44 UTC No. 16381058

>>16381047
>Venitain
Venusian

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:41:36 UTC No. 16381060

>>16381058
Wrong! we're bringing samples back from italy

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:41:48 UTC No. 16381062

>>16381055
Fake and gay show me the link or its caca

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:42:09 UTC No. 16381064

>>16381055
Nice, wonder if any pilots will get pictures

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:42:48 UTC No. 16381066

>>16381060
If you want a sample of Italian I'll give it to you *unzips pants*

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:46:12 UTC No. 16381074

>>16381056
You’ve posted stupid takes with that same cat photo the last 8 or so threads so whatever, opinion discarded

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:46:39 UTC No. 16381075

>>16381062
I dunno I got it off Facebook (see filename)

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:47:58 UTC No. 16381076

>>16381074
I usually post frogs if I do stupid takes

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:50:15 UTC No. 16381077

>>16380805
He's in the big leagues now

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:50:43 UTC No. 16381078

>>16381076
Hmm fair enough I suppose

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:51:49 UTC No. 16381079

>>16380312
Just use a more efficient engine. You can send up a reactor for nuclear thermal and/or nuclear electric.you would get to mars faster that way too.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:53:32 UTC No. 16381082

>nothing happened today
anything going on tomorrow?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:56:33 UTC No. 16381085

>>16381082
Check the launch manifest

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:57:22 UTC No. 16381087

>>16381085
>launches are the only events that happen in the industry

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:59:50 UTC No. 16381090

>>16381085
I hate reading. Can't you just tell me?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:59:51 UTC No. 16381091

>>16380499
>He didn't post the gay version

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:03:01 UTC No. 16381094

>>16381091
>HES PULLING HIS COCK OUT

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:05:04 UTC No. 16381096

>>16381091
Fellas, is it gay to touch nozzles?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:06:14 UTC No. 16381098

>>16381096
Yes... have you done this before anon?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:07:50 UTC No. 16381100

uh.... if I did it was only because I had to gimble my engines out of danger

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:09:41 UTC No. 16381102

>>16381082
Polaris Dawn splashdown innit?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:11:00 UTC No. 16381103

>>16380499
https://youtu.be/0c2blZLkQSo?t=79

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:15:41 UTC No. 16381116

>>16381102
yeh in about 5 hours apparently

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:17:05 UTC No. 16381117

I can't wait for musk to band gays from Mars. That would be the first thing I would do if I was president of Mars

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:29:32 UTC No. 16381133

>2024
>Russia is STILL launching a Bion satellite this year
>Direct derivative of Vostok/Voskhod
Good grief the slavs will be launching the same hardware they had since the 60s until the heat death of the universe

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:32:42 UTC No. 16381134

>>16381133
If it works (like shit) it works

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:33:27 UTC No. 16381136

>>16381133
Fascinating, really

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:33:48 UTC No. 16381137

>>16381133
I have some respect for them for finding something that works and sticking with it.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:33:48 UTC No. 16381138

>>16381117
>band gays
what about all the space tunes we'd miss out on?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:34:18 UTC No. 16381139

>>16380210
it only needs a swarm normally afaik to dig up star plasma for propellant

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:36:39 UTC No. 16381140

>>16381133
>bion is used for studying animal biology in space
we have a whole ass space station up there for this. russia can even access the chinese station too.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:38:55 UTC No. 16381144

>>16381133
Damn I thought this was an exaggeration; it’s straight up just a Voskhod what the fuck hahah. I didn’t realize this shit was still flying

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:40:32 UTC No. 16381145

mars bros i dont feel so good...

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:41:03 UTC No. 16381146

>>16381145
fake as fuck

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:42:05 UTC No. 16381148

Are they gonna have a press conference or interview tomorrow ?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:48:51 UTC No. 16381152

>>16381036
>Of course, getting it to Venus is another question entirely.
Perhaps some kind of rocketship?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:49:31 UTC No. 16381155

>>16381133
if it ain't blyat don't fix it

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:52:32 UTC No. 16381156

>>16381146
Common meteor showers often have 1 per minute on average.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:56:45 UTC No. 16381159

>>16381156
sure, but the foreground and background are sharp so the image was faked. the shower radiant would've also moved throughout the night as well, so the meteors have to be fake too

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:58:48 UTC No. 16381161

>>16381156
this is probably a few second exposure of the night sky with streaks photoshopped in.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:00:45 UTC No. 16381164

>>16381156
look, this one even goes over a branch

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:04:24 UTC No. 16381167

>>16381156
an entire night of exposure and the milky way hasnt moved an inch?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:05:14 UTC No. 16381168

>>16381167
its clearly a composite image. i feel like alot of photographers leave key information out to try and make their images seem more impressive.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:05:35 UTC No. 16381169

>>16381146
>>16381159
It's just a composite. Literally every landscape milky way shot is, cause you can't go more than 15-20 seconds without noticeable star trailing even at wide angles like that. You take long exposures that are tracked using a mount, and then you take a static image of the foreground that you want on a stationary tripod and then photoshop them together. That's just how these photos go.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:05:49 UTC No. 16381170

>>16381145
>Redditor learns meteors exist

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:07:13 UTC No. 16381171

my penis is the big penis. sls queen

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:13:23 UTC No. 16381177

>>16380864
Telesat AND kuiper?? Blue Origin is gonna be busy!

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:13:24 UTC No. 16381178

>>16381171
Kys footnigger

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:14:08 UTC No. 16381179

>>16381171
>She's an expensive bitch who costs a fortune to date and is late every time

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:14:12 UTC No. 16381180

>>16381171
sls a cute

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:14:30 UTC No. 16381181

>>16381091
didn't the real image have a bear in the background?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:14:49 UTC No. 16381182

>>16381171
ripbozo she hung herself

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:15:36 UTC No. 16381184

>>16380883
On Mars water will need to be abundant enough to be used for agriculture, industry, and fuel. The amount a human needs compared to that is small.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:17:19 UTC No. 16381187

What happened to the proonters

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:19:41 UTC No. 16381188

>>16380710
We think we do, but we don't.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:21:55 UTC No. 16381192

>>16381187
Won some and lost some and it’s all balanced now. Relativity obviously fell through. But SpaceX set up an R&D print facility for general infrastructure. And they still use printing in interesting ways for engines and other miscellaneous components. Not so fun to get in little squabbles anymore, especially now that they have shown without a shadow of a doubt that welding tanks is superior to any sort of printing you could ever hope to do at full-scale. Just bring sheet metal

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:22:03 UTC No. 16381193

SpaceX needs a nuclear deterrent.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:23:35 UTC No. 16381194

>>16381192
Why are they even bothering with playing barbie and printing houses at starbase then if they could just weld sheet metal buildings on mars

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:24:39 UTC No. 16381197

>>16381193
Falcon 9 IS the nuclear deterrent, anon

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:27:01 UTC No. 16381199

>>16381184
Bro just set up shop in the Valles Marineris. Plenty of subsurface water ice there

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:29:00 UTC No. 16381201

>>16381193
60% of satellites are starlink. At any time they could boost them into the path of any given satellite, including every single satellite at once. They already have a deterrent.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:29:05 UTC No. 16381202

>>16381197
I'm talking about nuclear weapons in orbit. Dozens at least, preferably thousands. What you need to understand and appreciate is that SpaceX must adopt the posture of a sovereign entity at odds with the entire planet of Earth if Mars colonization is to succeed.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:29:51 UTC No. 16381204

>>16381201
BRILLIANT PEBBLES

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:29:54 UTC No. 16381205

>>16381192
They are paying for the choice in mass penalty though. Literally have to push raptor to it's absolute limit in order for starship to actually be viable and do the 100tons to orbit like they promised.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:32:35 UTC No. 16381207

>>16381204
hey, that's my line

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:33:34 UTC No. 16381209

>>16381207
you snooze you looze. gotta be quicker on the draw next time.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:33:59 UTC No. 16381210

>>16381202
I wouldn’t think too hard into it anon. Mars will be the NASA-SpaceX joint venture for many many years to come after it gets established. America isn’t going to “turn” on an asset and there’s no reason for martians to want a revolutionary war over something trivial like muh taxes, this isn’t 1776. Stop your soi-fi larping and please join the rest of us in reality.
The real threat is China poised to stake out land on the Moon and Mars by landing more Chang’e landers and eventually human habitats and boots on the ground. We can’t have them claiming prime real estate before we do. They will be a nuisance long before “le mean united Earth government” or the US government turns on any sort of Mars colony (if, at all)

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:35:30 UTC No. 16381212

>>16381210
>America isn’t going to “turn” on an asset
They're already starting to. Bureaucratic delays of Starship should be met with credible threats of nuclear annihilation.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:36:10 UTC No. 16381213

>>16381204
>The name is a play on the idea of Smart Rocks
Can't believe they were rock posting even before gen 4 existed

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:39:57 UTC No. 16381217

>>16381212
That’s more “inaction for something they don’t even realize is an asset yet.”
It would do congress some good to be scared into reality (by China and Russia ramping up activity) and realizing they need to push Starship along with as minimal hindrances as there could be. Unfortunately, voters don’t care about space and ergo Congress doesn’t care either. Congress is in their own world reaping money and jobs and bribes from SLS/Orion thinking we can stay ahead of everyone else. And the shitty part is: they’re kind of right. For now. But at the risk of letting the gap between us and China close a little tighter, which is a scary thought

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:42:34 UTC No. 16381221

>>16381217
You're giving them too much credit. Delaying Starship isn't incompetence, it's EDS-driven malice.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:47:16 UTC No. 16381228

>>16381204
stones of an above average standing

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:49:08 UTC No. 16381231

>they unironically think they wgts

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:49:32 UTC No. 16381232

>>16381221
I wouldn’t go that far, for now at least. If Starship was snubbed from HLS downselection I might agree more. Right now it just feels like the FAA isn’t set up to deal with a super heavy lift rocket coming out of nowhere, suddenly launching from a non-NASA site that doesn’t have all of the regulatory and environmental shit figured out since the 50s.
The gears are grinding as the FAA is trying to figure out how to go about it. It’s fucking shitty and slowing down progress without a doubt, we can both agree to that. It doesn’t feel nefarious though. Just… bureaucratic. Strangled by red tape and regulation. There needs to be huge changes that frees up SX

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:50:16 UTC No. 16381233

>>16381228
genius gravel
superior sand

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:53:54 UTC No. 16381239

Is there a stream for the splashdown?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:54:28 UTC No. 16381241

>>16381239
Yes

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:55:32 UTC No. 16381244

>>16381239
No but there’s an ocean for it

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 03:59:45 UTC No. 16381247

>>16381244

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:09:04 UTC No. 16381249

Every piece of Polaris has occurer at 5AM. Fuck this shit mission

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:10:22 UTC No. 16381250

>>16381233
unrelated to space flight but I find it interesting how people feel the need to add alliteration when parodying things. neither smart rocks nor brilliant pebbles have alliteration, but your plays on it do.
just something I've noticed. I see it elsewhere too.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:12:10 UTC No. 16381251

>>16381249
Its the safest time

why does my pinky pad (opposite thumb pad) hurt

🗑️ Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:12:33 UTC No. 16381253

>>16380879

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:13:41 UTC No. 16381254

>>16381253
absolutely repulsive

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:15:08 UTC No. 16381255

>>16381249
I hated it from the start. Now you know how boring the first manned starship mission will be

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:15:29 UTC No. 16381256

>>16381250
alliteration makes everything better

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:21:00 UTC No. 16381259

>>16380879
>>16381253

Once again I implore Elon to ban all degenerates from Mars. Kill them via airlock and then feed their bodies to the plants.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:21:24 UTC No. 16381260

>>16381253
oh japan

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:21:35 UTC No. 16381262

>>16381255
Kys shill it will be in the day

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:24:16 UTC No. 16381265

>>16381256
alliteration anhances all

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:25:16 UTC No. 16381267

>>16381265
spacex star ship

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:30:21 UTC No. 16381276

>>16381259
Based

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:44:16 UTC No. 16381287

>>16381253
Thanks for the sound effects notation. Very helpful for neurospicy individuals such as myself.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:46:13 UTC No. 16381289

>>16381212
>>16381202
I like your attitude, anon.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:49:10 UTC No. 16381293

>>16381253
what's the purpose of the orifice below the split in the toilet seat?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:50:22 UTC No. 16381295

>>16381293
That's where it shits from.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:52:58 UTC No. 16381298

>>16381293
Dont ask questions just burn it down and the author with it

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 05:17:05 UTC No. 16381313

>>16381177
>Blue Origin is gonna be busy!

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 05:17:33 UTC No. 16381314

>iran had a launch yesterday
wtf nobody told us

solid fuel Qaem-100 rocket with Chamran-1 satellite, pic related
https://forum.nasaspaceflight.com/index.php?topic=61499.0

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 05:18:58 UTC No. 16381316

>>16381314
So the main mission is proof that they can do it orrr? Also
>inb4 political seethe

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 05:19:49 UTC No. 16381318

>>16381316
yeah it appears to just be a tech demo

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 05:21:28 UTC No. 16381321

>>16381318
Well good for them. Hopefully science missions soon then. More moon landing missions would be cool but probably just milsats in reality.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 05:26:39 UTC No. 16381327

>>16381314
we briefly mentioned it in the last thread. all in all, really interesting that this launch didn't result in failure, considering it's iran who we are talking about.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 05:29:40 UTC No. 16381328

>>16381314
Oh last time i saw this i thought it was india
glad its a more civilized nation instead

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 05:42:38 UTC No. 16381335

https://youtu.be/ovZP9kfmfLw
check this out

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 05:44:18 UTC No. 16381337

>>16381335
This music makes me BWEH

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 05:57:23 UTC No. 16381345

https://www.spacex.com/launches/mission/?missionId=polarisdawn

>After launching to orbit on Tuesday, September 10, Dragon and the Polaris Dawn crew will return to Earth on Sunday, September 15, splashing down at approximately 3:36 a.m. ET off the coast of Dry Tortugas, Florida.

splashdown in 1h 40min

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 05:58:25 UTC No. 16381348

>>16380849
>https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1835022281812459530

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 05:59:27 UTC No. 16381350

>>16381348

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:00:52 UTC No. 16381351

>>16381350

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:02:37 UTC No. 16381352

>>16381345
https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1835054184892448779
pic related tweet
the official strema will start in about 30min, 1h prior to splashdown

NSF stream (starts in 6min)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cthjJdniQlM

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:03:41 UTC No. 16381353

https://x.com/astro_anil/status/1835072606661140657

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:04:36 UTC No. 16381355

SpaceX doing so much over the last few days, so hard to keep up with everything

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:04:57 UTC No. 16381356

https://x.com/PolarisProgram/status/1835137806877729172

Day 5 update

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:09:12 UTC No. 16381359

/sfg/ spamming that no one will read hours

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:11:38 UTC No. 16381361

>>16381352

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:17:08 UTC No. 16381366

>>16381359
And whats worse is that 50% of its already been posted. I like newsposters but this is cancerous if youre spamming every fucking post thats already been put up.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:18:22 UTC No. 16381367

live in 1 min https://www.spacex.com/launches/mission/?missionId=polarisdawn

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:18:59 UTC No. 16381368

>>16381345
>>16381352
Repost
>>16381356
Repost
>>16381351
>>16381350
Reposts
>>16381348
Another repost

Stop fucking spamming shit we have seen 2-3 times already youre giving newsposters a bad wrap you dork

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:21:46 UTC No. 16381370

>space capsules get free inflight wifi before airliners
fuck airliners

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:23:06 UTC No. 16381371

>>16381366
>>16381368
Anon are you alright? That stuff hasn't been posted before. I don't wish to imply anything, but it sounds like you can't remember what's been posted.

Anyways, who wants to try and fuck the moon? The coarse dust will give a nice texture to the hole you make.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:23:38 UTC No. 16381372

>>16381367
Opens to a black box when I clicked watch....

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:24:32 UTC No. 16381373

>>16381370
United has it
Hawaiin has it

Choose what you fly with

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:26:50 UTC No. 16381375

>>16381368
the splashdown was talked about, that was the specific info and relevant links
When was the Day 5 update posted? Didn't see it
the laser update was posted by me at first (with a phone), but without a screenshot
but fine, I'll stop then

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:27:52 UTC No. 16381376

>>16381371
Those images were posted here >>16381348 those tweets were posted here >>16380921 the first 2 say the exact same thing. They have been posted before and you need to check the thread before you mass spam twitter screenshots and make newsposters look bad.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:28:05 UTC No. 16381377

Based the faggots who act like niggers have won once again

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:30:15 UTC No. 16381380

>>16381375
Day 5 post is the exception but you see what I mean about good newsposts mixed in with bad ones? So much spam nobody reads everything especially when the majority had already been in the thread. If you post only new things that are new info and not rehashes then people would read more thoroughly. If you put 10 different images in a line that arent unique or eye catching, whos gonna read that? You need to curate what you post so that it is useful/new info only and not rehashed.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:31:12 UTC No. 16381381

>>16381376
the first link was posted without a pic (by me), the second link is to another post and doesn't show all of it

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:32:42 UTC No. 16381383

>>16381380
fine lets talk about shit then
I'm so fucking sick of this constant whining

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:32:53 UTC No. 16381384

>>16381372
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1vOxwrBvbRVJB
Okay found a twitter stream

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:37:24 UTC No. 16381390

>>16381383
Ok, wanna see who can get the best Space Engine gif/image? Rules are must be in the solar system or non randomly generated objects

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:37:52 UTC No. 16381392

>>16381345
>Dry Tortugas
TTD

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:40:38 UTC No. 16381394

>>16381390
I said literal shit like people are talking about in this thread
I'm not going to post news or any content until IFT-5

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:40:52 UTC No. 16381395

>>16381390
>>16381383
If you accept reply saying so, these are old gifs I made btw Im rusty with it

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:41:56 UTC No. 16381396

>>16381394
Ok I will make Space Engine stuff too make up for your being a fag

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:42:24 UTC No. 16381397

>>16381394
Like poop?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:43:18 UTC No. 16381399

Fellas gimme ideas of things to make nice gifs of in Space Engine since I feel like it now

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:43:39 UTC No. 16381400

>>16381396
go ahead

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:44:39 UTC No. 16381401

>>16381397
>yes fuck my ass with the space toilet aah yes

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:44:56 UTC No. 16381402

I want to see them running DOOM on the dragon screens there

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:46:02 UTC No. 16381403

>>16381401
interesting preposition, anon

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:46:24 UTC No. 16381405

>>16381399
Crash mars into earth

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:47:09 UTC No. 16381406

>>16381402
I wish i could see them play breath of the wild and eat nutella by the spoonful and read comic books!

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:47:32 UTC No. 16381407

>>16381402
DOOM lan party in LEO

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:47:57 UTC No. 16381409

kino shots on stream

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:48:15 UTC No. 16381410

>>16381405
I cant do that Space Engine's only manipulation is of time so I cant do shit like crash planets. That would be Universe Sandbox which is far less cinematic. I might have an idea though

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:49:03 UTC No. 16381413

>closing the nose cone AFTER doing the deorbit burn
huh?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:49:26 UTC No. 16381414

>>16381399
I like your grainy spooky style, reminds me of that weird vesta supercut (i think it was vesta? idk). something like cosmic horror depicting a lonely, vast scene with some implication of alien life, ambiguously hostile.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:52:53 UTC No. 16381416

>>16381345

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:55:20 UTC No. 16381418

Heres some of a certain asteroid, anyone know which it is? Also do you think this or orbits included (coming soon) would be better?
>>16381414
That was actually a result of the compression of gifs since you have to reach 4 MB to post any file, but it did work out in my favor I liked it too.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:55:23 UTC No. 16381419

maybe it was this video
https://vimeo.com/347565673

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:56:23 UTC No. 16381420

>>16381418
I feel like orbits give a perspective of how far out something is or its position in relation to us but it also might be considered visual clutter
>>16381419
Not clickin that shit someone tell me what it is if youre brave enough

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:59:02 UTC No. 16381422

>>16381420
>never heard of vimeo
lol

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 06:59:18 UTC No. 16381423

The violin was custom. Explains how it was able to survive the decompression

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:00:02 UTC No. 16381424

>>16381422
I have I just dont trust that site like I do Youtube

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:02:16 UTC No. 16381427

What a fucking zoomer lmfao

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:02:22 UTC No. 16381428

the violin performance has potential... imagine more joint space-ground projects like concerts or other forms of art/entertainment

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:03:42 UTC No. 16381430

Bros the vimeo link hacked me and now it's broadcasting sissy hypno straight to my soul

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:04:35 UTC No. 16381431

we need monthly dragon launches

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:04:41 UTC No. 16381432

>>16381424
you are autistic, retarded, or a child

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:08:43 UTC No. 16381434

>>16381432
First two

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:10:49 UTC No. 16381435

>>16381431
When axiom separates their modules from the ISS and Vast puts up their first permanent module then dragon will definitely launch more frequently.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:11:27 UTC No. 16381436

We need poop reclamation on space station like antarctica

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:13:59 UTC No. 16381438

Are you guys watching the stream?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:13:59 UTC No. 16381439

Medical diagnosis tool in space. SpaceX made?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:14:40 UTC No. 16381441

>>16381438
No Im making a Besta gif

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:15:33 UTC No. 16381442

>>16381439
Sounds like the first step towards building an AutoDoc from Fallout eventually

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:16:28 UTC No. 16381443

>>16381441
Ok now Im watching
>copy for crew entry prep
Looks like I waited until the right time

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:16:53 UTC No. 16381445

>>16381442
Having a hospital in a box would be huge on earth too honestly. And people say going to space is pointless...

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:18:42 UTC No. 16381447

>>16381395
I like the grainy cam filter on this

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:18:43 UTC No. 16381448

have you guys ever cum in a girl then freak out it's and aliem girl

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:19:45 UTC No. 16381449

>>16381435
yeah i think people would rather stay in space stations than be stuck in a dragon in most cases

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:20:26 UTC No. 16381450

5 minutes out. Dont pull any bullshit

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:21:16 UTC No. 16381452

>>16381448
This is an incredibly specific shitpost, but yes I have.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:22:14 UTC No. 16381454

>>16381445
Yeah, maybe once technology transfers become more common again people will start to realize the potential of investing in space exploration.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:22:26 UTC No. 16381455

>>16381420
orbit lines should always be as thin as possible while still clearly visible desu. And either all perfectly white or each color coded to the body.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:26:23 UTC No. 16381463

>>16381422
>She uses Vimeo
Disgusting platform lol

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:26:46 UTC No. 16381465

>>16381450
wat are you worried aboit?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:27:04 UTC No. 16381466

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:27:54 UTC No. 16381468

>>16381463
The video isnt posted anywhere else. you can change that, make a webm!

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:28:56 UTC No. 16381470

GROUND VIEW KINO

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:29:01 UTC No. 16381471

SpaceX actually brings astronauts home. Boeing what's the big deal?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:29:09 UTC No. 16381472

oh god it's burning up
spacex is finished

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:29:52 UTC No. 16381474

>>16381465
Them exploding during coms blackout because team couldnt respond in time

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:29:52 UTC No. 16381475

>vehicle broke in half streaming through sky
OH ONONONO

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:30:10 UTC No. 16381476

https://www.youtube.com/live/cthjJdniQlM
NSF is mogging spacex stream rn

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:30:25 UTC No. 16381478

>>16381472
>It's on fire! you fools! you absolute morons!

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:30:46 UTC No. 16381479

Fuck that streaking looks kino

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:31:33 UTC No. 16381481

Someone cap that plasma trail

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:31:42 UTC No. 16381482

wait wtf I was out taking a piss they're already through??

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:31:47 UTC No. 16381484

>>16381474
Boca Chica, tenemos un problema

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:31:59 UTC No. 16381485

>>16381476
I can only watch NSF muted now

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:32:07 UTC No. 16381486

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:32:13 UTC No. 16381487

>>16381475
Brown humor

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:32:55 UTC No. 16381488

The seats are coming loose!!!!!

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:33:00 UTC No. 16381489

lol they were literally saying their prayers

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:33:56 UTC No. 16381491

>>16381486

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:33:57 UTC No. 16381492

Balls have been released
I repeat
The balls have been released

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:34:14 UTC No. 16381493

>lots of spinning
the return looks rough

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:34:33 UTC No. 16381494

>One chute down
ONE CHUTE DOWN

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:34:58 UTC No. 16381496

>>16381491

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:35:12 UTC No. 16381497

if the chutes didn't deploy do they have the ability to fire the dracos to land propulsively?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:35:14 UTC No. 16381498

That chute took its sweet damn time

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:35:25 UTC No. 16381499

>>16381494
Not down, downs
It's just a bit slow

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:35:37 UTC No. 16381500

>>16381492
Where will they get their propellant now??

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:35:51 UTC No. 16381502

>>16381497
no if the chutes don't work they are fucked

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:35:53 UTC No. 16381503

>>16381499
It's literally me

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:36:01 UTC No. 16381504

>>16381496

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:36:44 UTC No. 16381505

> spaceX win again

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:37:20 UTC No. 16381506

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:37:21 UTC No. 16381507

>>16381505
Was there ever any doubt?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:37:25 UTC No. 16381508

Space is literally so easy

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:37:29 UTC No. 16381509

it's over

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:37:31 UTC No. 16381510

>>16381504
Splashdown

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:38:29 UTC No. 16381511

>>16381508
Unless you are Boeing

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:39:03 UTC No. 16381512

>>16381510
Recovery team ~30 mins away. Nice done SpaceX.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:39:41 UTC No. 16381514

>>16381511
True

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:40:25 UTC No. 16381515

The water landings always look so violent.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:40:35 UTC No. 16381516

where the Trump boats at

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:41:22 UTC No. 16381518

>>16381516
Kamala made sure that never happens again

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:42:18 UTC No. 16381520

Ooh night shots.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:42:54 UTC No. 16381521

Dragon lit up from the interior is goddamn kino

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:44:12 UTC No. 16381523

This looks amazing on my new OLED laptop.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:45:52 UTC No. 16381525

Now that's pretty

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:46:56 UTC No. 16381527

>>16381525
Looks like a pool

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:46:58 UTC No. 16381528

So many kino shots from this mission

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:47:13 UTC No. 16381529

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:48:17 UTC No. 16381531

>>16381525
You bitch! how dare you post this before me!

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:49:22 UTC No. 16381532

>>16381531
heh heh heh

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:50:12 UTC No. 16381533

>>16381523
If only it weren't bit starved and only limited to 1080p

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:51:34 UTC No. 16381535

>spacex launch crew at 10% the rate of shuttle
>gemini extra lame reboot
WAOW NEW GOLDEN AGE OF HUMAN SPACEFLIGHT

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:52:31 UTC No. 16381536

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:55:42 UTC No. 16381539

>>16381535
Give it 5 years. We'll have more space stations in orbit than ever before in history and there will regularly be 30 people in orbit

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:56:37 UTC No. 16381540

>>16381536
That was a kino shot, looks like an alien ship

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 07:58:43 UTC No. 16381541

>>16381527
cuz the underwater lights

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:00:02 UTC No. 16381543

>>16381535
isaacman said he paid less than $200 million for inspiration4. the shuttle was $1.5 billion per launch in 2010 dollars.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:00:34 UTC No. 16381544

oh my fucking god

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:01:42 UTC No. 16381546

A NASA helicopter flew to the area where the reconnaissance plane was circling and turned back as soon as it got there. I wonder what that was about.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:02:14 UTC No. 16381547

>>16381536
I thought this was Bezos' ship for a second.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:03:36 UTC No. 16381550

Heres that Vesta gif. I had to remember how to wrangle this fucking gif editor but now I got it down. I think I can make longer and larger gifs as well. More ideas people now that splashdown is over? This is fun to dick around with

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:04:38 UTC No. 16381552

>>16381550
Mimas

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:05:21 UTC No. 16381553

>>16381544

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:06:20 UTC No. 16381554

>>16381552
I can do that, Ill see if I can find something interesting to do with it

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:07:25 UTC No. 16381556

Sploosh

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:07:38 UTC No. 16381557

>you will never get to cannonball off a space capsule into the ocean on a warm summers night

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:13:09 UTC No. 16381560

Do they get to watch the stream too?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:14:31 UTC No. 16381562

>>16381544
looks like gaymer crap

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:18:39 UTC No. 16381564

>>16381560
Anon they are being rescued from drowning right now. How would they watch the stream of themselves?

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:19:09 UTC No. 16381565

Im going to bed

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:19:45 UTC No. 16381566

wow already getting them out of the capsule

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:21:25 UTC No. 16381567

starliner mogged again

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:21:34 UTC No. 16381568

>>16381564
They have screens and internet I'm pretty sure.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:22:50 UTC No. 16381569

call me when they land on a landing pad

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:26:07 UTC No. 16381571

Such a cutie

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:27:28 UTC No. 16381573

>James P. Lucas testing the PLSS at Houston Flight Center
Didn't know that giga used to work for NASA.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:27:39 UTC No. 16381574

call me when they poopoopeepee

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:29:13 UTC No. 16381576

bring back the classic demo-2 style suits

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:29:45 UTC No. 16381577

>>16381546
The ULA sniper working overtime.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:30:43 UTC No. 16381578

Heres that Mimas gif you wanted

It was a rough one. I wanted to track the special crater since thats the only reason anyone likes this moon but unfortunately the perspective I took had no shadows going around the outside so it becomes a blob midway thru. The parts at start and finish tho are pretty nice due to the shadows.

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:31:20 UTC No. 16381579

>>16381578
booby

Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 08:31:58 UTC No. 16381580

>>16381579
Fuck sake