🧵 /sumo/ - Off-Basho Sumo General
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Oct 2023 20:03:31 UTC No. 171292
Sumo Genius Requiem edition
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Anonymous at Mon, 9 Oct 2023 20:12:00 UTC No. 171299
>>171296
So this is where Hokuseiho learned his tachi-ai.
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Oct 2023 21:36:50 UTC No. 171315
>>171292
I want to make lolicon Takakeisho a meme. We already have that image where he's holding up that Comic LO mag.
🗑️ Nigger 4chan janitor/mod at Mon, 9 Oct 2023 23:35:19 UTC No. 171326
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Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1294b
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Anonymous at Tue, 10 Oct 2023 03:07:04 UTC No. 171350
>>171315
>lolicon
Why don't you fuck right off to >>>reddit instead if you're going to be a giant faggot in the thread.
Piece of shit.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Oct 2023 03:53:29 UTC No. 171356
>>171350
Based Frankposting to christen the new thread
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Oct 2023 05:04:10 UTC No. 171365
>>171350
lol reddit hates lolis. Lolis have always been a normalfag filter, maybe it's you that should go back instead?
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Oct 2023 05:15:46 UTC No. 171368
>>171365
>reddit hates lolis
lolikeisho is ourguy
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Oct 2023 05:27:13 UTC No. 171371
>>171360
That's me in the list of posts he's holding. I contributed to the seethe.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Oct 2023 11:32:00 UTC No. 171397
>>171391
if he gets yokozuna, we'll need to update him. like el ginio (poder cerebral 50%) and el ginio (poder cerebral 100%)
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Oct 2023 11:48:07 UTC No. 171398
>>171397
>el ginio (poder cerebral 100%)
Low SS tier, max
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Oct 2023 11:59:12 UTC No. 171399
>>171391
>obvious unofficial faker
GTFO
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Oct 2023 18:54:42 UTC No. 171459
>>171442
I've never tried that stuff but I see it advertised all the time in sumo. How many Big Macs do you think he got for that ad?
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Oct 2023 19:49:31 UTC No. 171465
>>171461
KEK
🗑️ Anonymous at Tue, 10 Oct 2023 20:25:38 UTC No. 171471
I found my love for sumo randomly watching NHK in a hotel. Thanks NHK for harassing Japanese screen-owners to pay for a license so people can watch sumo for free.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Oct 2023 21:03:17 UTC No. 171475
>>171471
I'm pretty sure you can throw the NHK fee bill in the trash and nothing happens. It's like the Winrar free trial.
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Oct 2023 02:03:45 UTC No. 171504
So is Terunofuji going to retire after this next basho?
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Oct 2023 12:58:17 UTC No. 171559
>>171504
If Keisho wins, he might.
There is no requirement for a Yokozuna, but Teru seems duty bound enough to keep the ranking until someone gets it.
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Oct 2023 17:24:29 UTC No. 171601
>>171559
>Teru seems duty bound enough to keep the ranking until someone gets it.
That's kind of the impression I get. Seems like we would have heard some bitching from the YDC if they were pissy about the time he's missed, but I haven't seen anything in the news about it at all.
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Oct 2023 17:32:29 UTC No. 171602
>>171601
Both the JSA and YDC know that having a yokozuna even showing up at regional tours does a lot for revenue.
Anonymous at Thu, 12 Oct 2023 05:06:50 UTC No. 171675
>>171246
>>171249
you misunderstood the issue
to match the strain of a shiko at my weight (130kg) I have to do barbell or smith machine squats
my upper body is far enough behind my legs that it's not safe or healthy in the slightest for me to do that
Anonymous at Thu, 12 Oct 2023 05:07:51 UTC No. 171676
>>171675
I still do plenty of koshiwari but it's practically cardio at this point and I mostly do it to reset my form
Anonymous at Thu, 12 Oct 2023 14:46:16 UTC No. 171726
>>171722
sir, these are illegal
t. jsa
🗑️ 4chan nigger mod at Thu, 12 Oct 2023 20:48:44 UTC No. 171791
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Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1294b
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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet
>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
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>>447875110
aa2 is so bad at pretending! We spam and they post in thread. Everything is rigged on 4chan lolll
🗑️ AA2 faggot 4chan mod lol at Thu, 12 Oct 2023 21:05:41 UTC No. 171797
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Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1294b
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Welcome, this general is for the discussion of ILLUSION's Artificial Academy 2.
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>Information:
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AAU Guide and Resources (Modules, Tans, Props, Poses, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet
>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet
https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/
>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
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>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
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>>449118276
>>447875110
Why banned so quick? Oh because you feeling exposed! Well only you the idiot thought your disguised was seamless from the start. fr you are fucking stupid! Lol pajeet mod
Anonymous at Thu, 12 Oct 2023 21:24:20 UTC No. 171800
>>171797
>Why banned so quick? Oh because you feeling exposed! Well only you the idiot thought your disguised was seamless from the start. fr you are fucking stupid! Lol pajeet mod
What the fuck is this schizo talking about?
🗑️ 4chan pajeet mod at Thu, 12 Oct 2023 21:28:14 UTC No. 171801
>>171800
>>>/vg/449160740
Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1294b
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Welcome, this general is for the discussion of ILLUSION's Artificial Academy 2.
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>Information:
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https://web.archive.org/web/2020021
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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet
>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet
https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/
>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/vw
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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet
Booru: https://aau.booru.org
>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
Alternative: Update your AAU and see if it happens again. If so, disable win10fix, enable wined3d and software vertex processing.
>HELP! Required Windows 11 update broke things!
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>>447875110
Why banes so slow? Not sorry at all for distracting your posting time on the actual thread, nigger faggot! Lmfao like a dumbass faggot.
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Oct 2023 11:26:15 UTC No. 171873
>>171830
Anyone else remember that span of retirements and tours where they kept doing the baby carry with enho?
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Oct 2023 19:13:40 UTC No. 171910
>>171782
Superior Japanese bike made with steel folded over 1000 times to support the weight of a sumotori? Very impressive.
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Oct 2023 22:20:57 UTC No. 171924
More sumo NOW
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Oct 2023 22:45:54 UTC No. 171927
https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/n
>Due to ``lumbar vertebral body end plate disorder'', he took a complete break from the fall tournament and started touring from this day.
>In preparation for the Kyushu event (first day on November 12th, Fukuoka International Center), he will gradually make adjustments, saying, ``I'll decide on a day-to-day basis and do what I can.''
> On the 3rd of this month, he received treatment for the inflamed area using a long acupuncture needle. It seems to have helped, saying, "I feel a little better," and indicated that he plans to continue receiving the treatment.
🗑️ Anonymous at Fri, 13 Oct 2023 23:40:51 UTC No. 171933
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Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1295
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>Information:
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https://web.archive.org/web/2020021
AAU Guide and Resources (Modules, Tans, Props, Poses, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet
>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet
https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/
>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
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Booru: https://aau.booru.org
>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
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Anonymous at Sat, 14 Oct 2023 00:14:16 UTC No. 171936
>>171927
It's over...
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Oct 2023 01:35:17 UTC No. 171942
>>171936
I don't think it's over just quite yet since he's now participating in the October provincial tour.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Oct 2023 02:38:13 UTC No. 171950
>>171936
Yea, I agree. I think this anon >>171559
is making the right call and he's just maintaining the rank until they can fill another yoko slot. What's worse is that I think he'll even be willing to fight and injure himself even further rather than do the reasonable thing for his long-term health and retire.
I wish him the best regardless.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Oct 2023 03:06:50 UTC No. 171951
>>171950
He might also be waiting on elder stock. He has citizenship but hasn't secured elder stock yet, and while he does have a five year grace period, he might want to have something more permanent before retiring. Clock is still ticking on Kakuryu, remember.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Oct 2023 03:08:59 UTC No. 171952
>>171951
>He has citizenship but hasn't secured elder stock yet
Oh, no shit? Didn't know that. Thought he secured that stock already. Definitely a reason for big man to stay in the game imo.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Oct 2023 03:10:06 UTC No. 171953
>>171951
>Clock is still ticking on Kakuryu
That dude was the epitome of "grace" from a yokozuna, and it's a g'damn crime he doesn't have stock already.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Oct 2023 06:23:34 UTC No. 171966
Another thing for everyone to remember is that, at the moment Teru retires, Ochil is born.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Oct 2023 11:24:02 UTC No. 171974
>>171942
does that mean he'll go hammer and tongs wrastling? i know he was at events in the past where he didn't do any actual bouts
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Oct 2023 15:24:02 UTC No. 171985
>>171950
Yeah, best case scenario for him is "Keisho makes Yokozuna and he can retire and take care of his health"
Worst case scenario is "none of the 3 Ozeki get promoted in 2024 and he feels honor bound to compete"
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Oct 2023 19:29:03 UTC No. 172015
>>171985
With the way the injuries keep piling up it seems like Terunofuji is rapidly approaching the point where no amount of resting up between genuine attempts is going to allow him to compete for the yusho and I think that point arrives before the end of next year. Personally I think he'll complete no more than 2 more basho and retire before 2025 new yokozuna or not.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Oct 2023 20:30:29 UTC No. 172020
>>171300
YouTube deleted this video, I believe this webm is the last trace of it on the Internet
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Oct 2023 23:44:01 UTC No. 172034
>>172015
If Keisho wins the next one, do you see Teru still trying to compete? Or will it be a "my work is done".
Now that I think about it...
Keisho would be the healthiest Yokozuna since 2017 Hakuho and Harumafuji.
High ranking sumo seems to be pretty harsh on the body.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Oct 2023 01:02:42 UTC No. 172043
>>172034
Teru will stay if keisho gets the rope he said he wants 10 Ys
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Oct 2023 01:06:54 UTC No. 172045
>>172039
He did the E Honda move
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Oct 2023 15:21:22 UTC No. 172111
>>171788
I still don't get how the judges allowed that
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Oct 2023 15:26:30 UTC No. 172112
>>172111
You don't recognize the kimarite of 魂雷倒し?
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Oct 2023 15:48:21 UTC No. 172113
>>172111
Force lightning counts as a harite.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Oct 2023 19:34:00 UTC No. 172129
>>172128
Fucking stonewalled
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Oct 2023 20:20:10 UTC No. 172140
>>172128
I hate the stupid amateur gyoji initiated tachiai starts almost as much as I hate the disgusting tattoo'd, spandex wearing, hambeasts of American "sumo".
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Oct 2023 20:39:48 UTC No. 172142
>>172128
Is this a flying Henka?
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Oct 2023 22:28:34 UTC No. 172157
>>172128
Right was obviously waiting for it. He came up at half speed just to make sure he didn't fall for any tricks.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Oct 2023 22:46:29 UTC No. 172160
>>172142
A flenka, yes.
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Oct 2023 00:29:41 UTC No. 172167
>>172142
Mainoumi pulled it off against Kitakachidoki a long while ago.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/egGR1
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Oct 2023 01:05:51 UTC No. 172171
>>172111
It'd be treason if they didn't.
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Oct 2023 01:07:48 UTC No. 172172
>>172167
Enho also pulled it off successfully. I don't have a clip handy but both of them have ate shit for trying as well.
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Oct 2023 07:00:12 UTC No. 172190
Kekkkk
>https://www.theguardian.com/world/
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Oct 2023 07:06:19 UTC No. 172191
>>172172
https://youtu.be/t5mn1UBAm5M?t=174
This is the one of Enhou eating shit, but I can't remember who he managed to succeed against with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-K
Here's a random amateur pulling it off.
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Oct 2023 12:36:24 UTC No. 172207
>>172172
clip of mainoumi eating shit for trying it?
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Oct 2023 17:07:02 UTC No. 172228
>>171292
faggot
Anonymous at Tue, 17 Oct 2023 07:58:49 UTC No. 172307
>>172303
Nice.
Anonymous at Tue, 17 Oct 2023 15:00:23 UTC No. 172349
>>172303
Goes to show how much effort the rikishi are putting in to maintain weight, I'm a big lad but there's no way I could force myself to eat so much on a regular basis.
Anonymous at Tue, 17 Oct 2023 17:56:11 UTC No. 172368
>>172303
God, if anything that's really inspirational.
Anonymous at Tue, 17 Oct 2023 21:36:43 UTC No. 172389
>>172303
>>172368
good on him for the weight loss, but shows an alarming lack of modern sports science from an athlete (or just spouting jap autism)
Anonymous at Tue, 17 Oct 2023 23:21:23 UTC No. 172401
>>172389
>shows an alarming lack of modern sports science from an athlete
What do you mean?
Anonymous at Tue, 17 Oct 2023 23:59:01 UTC No. 172407
>>172389
Sports """science""" is just pseudoscience bunk meant to scam poorly-educated athletes out of their money. Yeah bro just eat this chickpea salad with raw eggs and drink your smoothie made of flavoured mystery powder laced with cocaine after your crossfit workout, then go to your cupping and chiropracty therapy.
Anonymous at Wed, 18 Oct 2023 00:58:41 UTC No. 172412
>>172303
The only problem is all that extra skin.
Anonymous at Wed, 18 Oct 2023 04:33:18 UTC No. 172434
>>172407
>Sports """science"""
Nah, it's based off of using scientific method to test and evaluate exercise programs and diets.
Anonymous at Wed, 18 Oct 2023 04:50:47 UTC No. 172436
Have you done your shiko today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLv
Anonymous at Thu, 19 Oct 2023 02:12:52 UTC No. 172567
>>172470
is that you are too slow you are too slow taunt sumo version? Guy is literally tbagging the fucking ground.
Anonymous at Thu, 19 Oct 2023 02:19:00 UTC No. 172569
>>172565
Could someone post a compilation of Giant Killers? Basically smaller sumo rikishi beating the bigger guy with pure raw energy and efficient technique.
Anonymous at Thu, 19 Oct 2023 02:37:50 UTC No. 172570
>>172567
No. Ryuuden, the guy in the video, started doing it out of nowhere before every bout one basho and ended with a strong showing for it. When asked about what it was on maybe day 9, I think he said he was using it as a sort of timing mechanism for his tachiai. Predictably, the board of directors got pissed off about how it looked and either told him to tone it down hard or stop. I can't find the comments they made, if they did publicly say anything, but I recall he went from giving it 100% to 10% overnight.
Anonymous at Thu, 19 Oct 2023 02:44:03 UTC No. 172573
>>172570
LoL! Yea, the JSA put a stop to that shit rikky-tik.
Anonymous at Thu, 19 Oct 2023 02:44:38 UTC No. 172574
>>172570
I should add: it's a shame that they told him to stop, too, because annoying little gremlins used to be an integral part of sumo. Without them, some of the color of the sport is lost.
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Oct 2023 01:07:46 UTC No. 172704
>Why are you a mainoumi fan?
>Because he is a light manlet.
>I only like rikishi under 115kg and wish sumo had a weight limit of 135kg
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Oct 2023 01:20:53 UTC No. 172707
>>172704
>I only like rikishi under 115kg
Yes
>and wish sumo had a weight limit of 135kg
No. The appeal of manlets is watching them struggle and occasionally beat fatties three times their size. If there's a weight limit then manlets are less special.
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Oct 2023 01:21:40 UTC No. 172708
>>172704
>>Because he is a light manlet.
That's not why people like Mainoumi, it's because of the spirit and skill he displayed in the dohyo. You never knew exactly what the fuck he was going to pull out of his ass to get the victory.
Tobizaru and Ura, both, show a lot of the same spirit and skill, which is why they are among the favorites in makuuchi.
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Oct 2023 02:27:49 UTC No. 172719
>>172708
people raved on about enho being the sucessor to mainoumi purely based on his size, but i feel that both ura, tobizaru and midorifuji carry his spirit much more properly on the dohyo
midorifuji especially, he's all heart, fucker fights like he's twice his own height
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Oct 2023 02:35:44 UTC No. 172722
>>172704
You'll be pleased to learn they recently abolished the minimum height and weight requirements. It got somewhat lost in the tsukedashi news.
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Oct 2023 02:52:40 UTC No. 172726
>>172707
>hates large rikishi
>uses fatties as a descriptor
You need to watch another sport
>>172708
im also having a difficult time finding any of his shitty bouts. it seems that only his highlight matches are easily found
>>172722
i am not a muscle manlet fan
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Oct 2023 03:01:36 UTC No. 172727
>>172726
I didn't say I hated them, I said I like manlets.
And the largest sumo wrestlers are objectively fatties.
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Oct 2023 03:16:55 UTC No. 172728
>>172045
The palm pushing thing is common, that's why E Honda has it
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Oct 2023 03:19:58 UTC No. 172730
>>172727
all sumo wrestlers are fatties
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Oct 2023 07:26:58 UTC No. 172742
>>172719
>midorifuji especially, he's all heart, fucker fights like he's twice his own height
Height and size has nothing to do with it, as Ikioi was among the tallest rikishi and fought with the same spirit despite injury on multiple occasions.
People appreciate the spirit of the fighter, and the technique they display far more than they do just size. Nobody gives a shit if you're a big dude, or a little dude, that's a pussy and has no skill. They want to see men with spirit and skill, regardless of their God given size.
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Oct 2023 13:50:24 UTC No. 172761
>>172742
>>midorifuji especially, he's all heart, fucker fights like he's twice his own height
>Height and size has nothing to do with it,
Yeah, that's what he said.
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Oct 2023 15:24:23 UTC No. 172766
>>172765
Me too, Kotoebro
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Oct 2023 19:39:48 UTC No. 172790
>>172765
>he always delivers good sumo
Yup. Kotoeko is great.
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Oct 2023 20:51:34 UTC No. 172800
>>172765
Imagine my disappointment when they didn't have a Kotoeko towel when I went in July. Had to settle with Yasu and Shodai
🗑️ Anonymous at Fri, 20 Oct 2023 21:05:06 UTC No. 172803
Bros, I'm talking to gay furry probably pedophiles about Sumo and THEY ARE LOVING it
Anonymous at Sat, 21 Oct 2023 00:41:07 UTC No. 172815
>>172803
everyone loves sumo once they get it
Anonymous at Sat, 21 Oct 2023 01:00:09 UTC No. 172817
Apparently Konishiki coached Ootani (among others) at a degeiko the other day.
Wonder if he gave him the spiel about acting up, since nobody on Earth knows what that gets you better than Konishiki.
Anonymous at Sat, 21 Oct 2023 09:01:27 UTC No. 172860
>>171966
Who?
Anonymous at Sat, 21 Oct 2023 11:42:23 UTC No. 172868
>>172817
He already was acting up the asshole persona. Too bad he looks too slow when fighting and seems to be an eternal makushitter.
Anonymous at Sat, 21 Oct 2023 16:05:38 UTC No. 172884
Anonymous at Sat, 21 Oct 2023 23:29:46 UTC No. 172927
>>172884
He isn't Sachinofuji yet, if that's what you mean.
Anonymous at Sun, 22 Oct 2023 18:24:43 UTC No. 173007
>>173006
Konishiki*
Anonymous at Sun, 22 Oct 2023 21:11:01 UTC No. 173029
>>173006
Yes, but as a foreigner you have to do the best chirichozu anyone's ever seen to really be accepted.
Anonymous at Mon, 23 Oct 2023 07:55:03 UTC No. 173069
>>173052
Was he the yokozuna who was notoriously cruel towards his deshi?
Anonymous at Mon, 23 Oct 2023 09:05:59 UTC No. 173073
>>173069
Tachiyama said something about him having a propensity for hitting people in the ass with an acacia stick. That's still par for the course today, though. And he paid off his victims sometimes, apparently.
Anonymous at Mon, 23 Oct 2023 20:20:40 UTC No. 173120
>"rikishi can now request they win the bouts at tour dates for special fans; I know because Kinbozan won just for me!"
His new Patreon videos have pure, unfiltered Chris kino and I bloody love it
Anonymous at Mon, 23 Oct 2023 22:20:35 UTC No. 173137
>>173120
Is this an actual quote from Der Gould?
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Oct 2023 01:29:09 UTC No. 173145
It was Enho's birthday last week, I can't believe you guys forgot, he was so upset
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Oct 2023 01:39:42 UTC No. 173146
>>173145
Enho? Who is that? I've never heard of him. Now Fudoiwa, there's a wrestler.
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Oct 2023 07:46:38 UTC No. 173170
>>173137
Chris even announced Kinbo won at the side of the ring he was sitting at just so he could get a good view.
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Oct 2023 09:08:27 UTC No. 173175
>>173170
The JSA really should just hire him as an oyakata at this point, his rapport with the rikishi is unmatched.
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Oct 2023 09:49:05 UTC No. 173180
>>173170
You're sure he's not doing a "british humor" thing? Even for him, that's an outlandish lines
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Oct 2023 10:34:17 UTC No. 173181
japanese youtube comment i found:
>For fun, I tried to match up the greats of sumo's history to boxing's history.
>Hitachiyama = Sullivan
>Tachiyama = Jack Johnson
>Tochigiyama = Dempsey
>Futabayama = Joe Lewis
>Taihou = Ali
>Chiyonofuji = Tyson
Any thoughts?
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Oct 2023 13:32:41 UTC No. 173200
Banzuke next week?
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Oct 2023 15:25:40 UTC No. 173213
>>173120
im not going to subscribe chris
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Oct 2023 15:29:24 UTC No. 173214
>>173120
>>"rikishi can now request they win the bouts at tour dates for special fans; I know because Kinbozan won just for me!"
I still don't understand what this means
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Oct 2023 17:13:44 UTC No. 173234
>>173224
Peak physique
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Oct 2023 18:20:30 UTC No. 173241
>>173214
It means his paint huffing has finally gone completely overboard.
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Oct 2023 20:23:05 UTC No. 173251
>>173224
Someone out there has already masturbated to this. Let that sink in.
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Oct 2023 20:31:35 UTC No. 173255
>>173251
Hi, I'm someone out there
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Oct 2023 23:13:38 UTC No. 173272
>>173224
what the fuuuuuuck
Anonymous at Tue, 24 Oct 2023 23:38:39 UTC No. 173277
>>173224
My man has zero plans on losing any weight it seems.
Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 00:13:55 UTC No. 173285
>>173224
I imagine he’s stretching being that big I bet his back aches like a bitch
Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 00:20:39 UTC No. 173287
>come to sumo thread
>make fun of their bodyweight
?
Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 00:35:45 UTC No. 173290
>>173224
The japanese take on the truffle shuffle is weird.
Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 01:22:30 UTC No. 173295
>>173287
>The musclebound body of Tochigiyama on the right ought to be taken as a model by today's modern rikishi, whereas Wakahitachi seen on the left has a body like that of Umegatani - one that is too heavy for him and which produces many weaknesses. Indeed his is a body of a bygone age but, with a great deal of effort, it is all too easy to imagine he might redeem himself yet.
Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 01:37:30 UTC No. 173297
>>173295
Assuming Kiho is getting demoted, Wakahitachi would be the second lightest sekitori on today's banzuke. Only Midorifuji is lighter, and only by 2 kg.
Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 05:43:19 UTC No. 173310
>>173288
I need to become the top oyakata and revoke the sumotori social media account rule.
Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 11:56:53 UTC No. 173337
>Underage Kokonoe wrestler drank himself to a hospital during jungyo
Lmao
Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 15:21:29 UTC No. 173356
>>173310
Didn't they already do that?
Anonymous at Wed, 25 Oct 2023 20:51:28 UTC No. 173395
>>173313
Oh fuck, he's collapsing in on himself.
Anonymous at Thu, 26 Oct 2023 00:01:19 UTC No. 173427
>>173423
Why is Hoshoryu playing air guitar?
Anonymous at Thu, 26 Oct 2023 00:19:56 UTC No. 173430
>>173427
he's a free spirit
Anonymous at Thu, 26 Oct 2023 19:48:26 UTC No. 173497
>>173458
I call torinaoshi.
Anonymous at Thu, 26 Oct 2023 21:00:39 UTC No. 173500
This basho break has felt especially slow
Anonymous at Thu, 26 Oct 2023 23:27:23 UTC No. 173525
>>173512
I wonder if there's a way to design one of these to be "softer?" As it is now, all the energy put into a thrust goes right back into the hands of the guy using it. I wonder if there's a way to transfer that energy into something to avoid that? I'm no mechanical engineer so that might be impossible.
Anonymous at Fri, 27 Oct 2023 00:00:17 UTC No. 173533
>>173525
Teppo is for practising form: you actually want it to be that stiff so that it punishes mistakes and forces wrestlers to use correct form. A softer pole is more forgiving and encourages bad habits.
Anonymous at Fri, 27 Oct 2023 00:04:52 UTC No. 173535
>>173525
They should just use junior wrestlers. It better replicates fight conditions and also helps the youngsters build character.
Anonymous at Fri, 27 Oct 2023 00:46:11 UTC No. 173536
>>173535
performing oshi on other wrestlers is part of their normal keiko, unless you're saying that they should just do the teppo movement on a younger wrestler, which would be interesting to see
Anonymous at Fri, 27 Oct 2023 00:58:16 UTC No. 173537
>>173536
In theory it's interesting, but I can't imagine it doing anything other than adding needless wear-and-tear to the teenagers.
Anonymous at Fri, 27 Oct 2023 05:21:02 UTC No. 173552
>>173537
yep, teppo is in part about the hardness of the wood making your hands and forearms thicker anyways
Anonymous at Sat, 28 Oct 2023 00:07:53 UTC No. 173651
>>173525
>all the energy put into a thrust goes right back into the hands of the guy using it.
Helps to toughen the hands and upper body. There are heavy bags available that are softer and could be used if they wanted them, but they don't serve the same purpose.
Anonymous at Sat, 28 Oct 2023 01:23:24 UTC No. 173657
the musashimaru interview on sumo prime time lol
Anonymous at Sat, 28 Oct 2023 08:16:06 UTC No. 173678
>>173594
Sumo rikishi having fun doing sacrifice throws because of his size kek, cheeky cunt.
>>173458
guy on the right went outside the ring, obvious loss.
Anonymous at Sat, 28 Oct 2023 11:46:40 UTC No. 173685
>>173657
Does Hiro ask him why he's been such a failure as a coach?
Anonymous at Sat, 28 Oct 2023 14:13:12 UTC No. 173694
>>173685
Hiro wants to live.
Anonymous at Sat, 28 Oct 2023 15:09:23 UTC No. 173696
>>173657
Everytime I see an interview with Musashimaru he starts off almost reluctant to speak much, and then will have a short rant where he drops some scathing remarks about current day sumo.
I love it.
Anonymous at Sat, 28 Oct 2023 17:38:59 UTC No. 173712
>>173685
No, but he said that wrestling was easier than coaching, and his guys had the ability to be sekitori, but they're weak minded. He also said that the rikishi fighting today don't have the mental toughness of his era, which is why there are so few Yokozuna prospects.
Anonymous at Sat, 28 Oct 2023 19:51:19 UTC No. 173725
Have you done your shiko today?
Anonymous at Sat, 28 Oct 2023 20:18:42 UTC No. 173727
>>173657
"It's not a difficult sport"
30 seconds later
"Sumo is not a sport"
Anonymous at Sat, 28 Oct 2023 20:38:33 UTC No. 173729
>>173727
Both are correct
Anonymous at Sat, 28 Oct 2023 22:24:39 UTC No. 173744
>>173696
>>173712
it was funny listening to him shit on takakeisho without him saying takakeisho sucks
Anonymous at Sat, 28 Oct 2023 23:23:35 UTC No. 173757
>>173657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUG
After the interview, I remembered this. Are there any other songs about sumo/rikishi?
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Oct 2023 00:02:09 UTC No. 173761
>>173757
Ah man, this is great. Very relaxing. I haven't heard this before.
>Are there any other songs about sumo/rikishi?
First thing that comes to mind is Sumo Jungle. Very different genre, though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrT
Actually, Sumo Jungle samples that exact IZ song now that I think about it. Small world.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Oct 2023 16:07:13 UTC No. 173810
How do you know the Yokozuna/Ozeki/Sekiwake are weak or if the upper maegashira are good and it is harder to dominate them?
If the equivalent of Tobizaru or Takanosho were stronger or weaker in the past?
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Oct 2023 21:42:09 UTC No. 173835
It's banzuke time lads
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Oct 2023 22:15:04 UTC No. 173840
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBa
bulgarian bros...i dont feel so good...
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Oct 2023 22:36:28 UTC No. 173842
>>173840
I knew it was possible but I wasn't actually expecting that many makuuchi promotions.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Oct 2023 22:45:54 UTC No. 173844
Wakatakakage at Ms6, if he competes he could go straight back to Juryo with a 7-0 or possibly even with a 6-1.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Oct 2023 22:55:46 UTC No. 173847
>>173844
7-0 yes. 6-1 would be unlikely. It would require a lot of guys over him doing really poorly and/or the lower ranks of juryo completely shitting the bed
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Oct 2023 23:41:20 UTC No. 173853
Can Asanoyama start his ozeki run from Mag1?
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Oct 2023 23:49:11 UTC No. 173856
>>173853
Yeah, upper maeg ozeki runs have happened before, but he'll need a really strong and convincing run instead of barely scraping by. Terunofuji (the first time) and Tochinoshin are the only ones to do it in the past 38 years. As a starter, his M1 performance will need to be good enough that he makes sekiwake for January.
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Oct 2023 01:49:10 UTC No. 173867
>>173840
The return of Tomokaze to makuuchi, though!
That man has more than earned it.
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Oct 2023 02:29:11 UTC No. 173872
>>171360
good OC
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Oct 2023 18:00:23 UTC No. 173935
Is wakatakakage dead? Or just his career.
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Oct 2023 21:56:48 UTC No. 173955
>>173935
He's probably going to enter the tournament in November, in Makushita. If he hasn't rushed back too early he's got a good chance of getting back to the top division before next November.
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Oct 2023 02:07:25 UTC No. 173969
>>173935
>>173955
if he fights November, id assume hed do well enough to get back to juryo considering he is Makushita 6e. 2 at the shortest to makuuchi with miracle banzuke luck and one or two losses, and 5 on the high end. No guarantee he will come back as the ozeki level sumo wrestler he was
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Oct 2023 16:19:34 UTC No. 174001
>Takerufuji ms1
If he gets KK this basho, he was as fast as Atamifuji in becoming sekitori
🗑️ Anonymous at Tue, 31 Oct 2023 18:44:37 UTC No. 174021
>Asanoyama has been diagnosed with a separated calf muscle in his left leg, and has been ordered to rest and receive treatment for 14 days.
He expects to be ready for the 1st day of the Kyushu tournament (Nov. 12) but his participation will be the decision of his oyakata Takasago.
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/b
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Oct 2023 18:45:40 UTC No. 174022
>Asanoyama has been diagnosed with a separated calf muscle in his left leg, and has been ordered to rest and receive treatment for 14 days. He expects to be ready for the 1st day of the Kyushu tournament (Nov. 12) but his participation will be the decision of his oyakata Takasago.
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/b
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Oct 2023 18:45:45 UTC No. 174023
>>173997
where do you live? you could go to a asian grocery store and stock up on whatever looks good/interesting to try
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Oct 2023 19:06:08 UTC No. 174024
>>174023
Don't have any of those in my country, I'm planning on ordering online
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Oct 2023 20:27:00 UTC No. 174036
>>174024
For the authentic Japanese sumo experience, just buy lots and lots of beer.
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Oct 2023 21:37:24 UTC No. 174056
>>174054
Damn, how would I even go about finding those?
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Oct 2023 22:27:52 UTC No. 174060
>>173997
pocky
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Oct 2023 23:01:23 UTC No. 174062
>>173881
>kisenosato
he's sexy and he knows it
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Oct 2023 23:43:38 UTC No. 174066
>>174022
Dayum.
Hope he rests, heals up, and starts on like day 7. Even if he goes MK, he can still get enough wins to stay towards the top of the banzuke.
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Nov 2023 01:47:19 UTC No. 174076
>>174036
>>174067
The sumo comes on early in the morning in my timezone so drinking isn't really a good option unless I want to fuck up the rest of my day
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Nov 2023 01:55:04 UTC No. 174077
>>174076
>sumo comes on early in the morning i
Okonomiyaki is what you want. Basically a savory pancake. You can add what you like, so if you want onion, bell pepper, chili's, whatever, it's up to you.
Here's a basic easy list:
>pancake type batter
>chopped cabbage
>bacon
>egg
>chopped green onion
>okinomiyaki sauce (katsup, onions, worsterchire, sugar)
>mayo
Easy. Tasty.
Here's the concept.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAd
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Nov 2023 14:58:47 UTC No. 174118
http://www.sumoforum.net/forums/top
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Nov 2023 14:59:25 UTC No. 174119
>>174118
It's over
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Nov 2023 15:39:28 UTC No. 174121
It's finally November! Sumo is approaching quickly.
>>174118
Fuck.
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Nov 2023 15:58:06 UTC No. 174122
>>174118
It was clear that he needed more than one basho to recover from his surgery.
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Nov 2023 16:20:14 UTC No. 174124
>>174118
>>174122
>Go back to start! Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200$!
Kind of absurd. If he'd got his shoulder repaired before he started professional sumo he most likely would have started at a higher rank than now, after four kachi koshi, a 32-10 W/L-ratio and shoulder surgery.
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Nov 2023 16:37:15 UTC No. 174127
>>174124
And people think I'm crazy for saying university sumo has been a long-term detriment to pro sumo.
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Nov 2023 17:55:29 UTC No. 174134
>>174127
Hakuoho didn't participate in university sumo
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Nov 2023 18:58:54 UTC No. 174138
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Nov 2023 22:37:47 UTC No. 174159
>>174127
Personally, I think universities should provisionally count as stables and send their men to official tournaments.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 01:26:39 UTC No. 174171
>>174127
No one thinks you're crazy for thinking something stupid, they just think you're stupid
>verification not required
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 01:29:49 UTC No. 174172
>>174118
It's so over
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 03:44:08 UTC No. 174179
Well, no Asa ozeki run to key in on, no indication any ozeki is a serious threat for the rope, and no Hakuoho. What're we getting excited for this time, lads?
>Keisho yoko meme bid with double 11-4Ys
>Kotonowaka ozeki push?
>Gonorrhea and Atami continuing to KK into upper makuuchi
>Roga and Shishi rematch
>interesting youngsters (Onosato, Gonoumi, Onokatsu, Tenshoho?)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Takayasu yusho
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 04:04:04 UTC No. 174183
>>174179
Takakeisho is either going to get a free ride to yokozuna or yet another debilitating injury
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 06:20:07 UTC No. 174198
>>174179
>Keisho yoko meme bid with double 11-4Ys
Just imagine.
10-5.
First ever.
That'd be legendary.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 06:26:35 UTC No. 174200
>>174179
>What're we getting excited for this time, lads?
The Golden spirit trifecta: Midorifuji, Tobizaru, Ura
Old man strength: Tamawashi, Takarafuji
The soap opera: Hoshoryu, Kirishima
The new hope: Wakamotoharu, Kotonowaka
The hope destroyed: Takayasu
The soul: Hokutofuji
Same as always.
Remember, when things don't go your way, don't let it get you down, but instead be like Tobizaru and smile.
S at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 06:33:30 UTC No. 174201
>>174179
Trust
The
Plan
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 06:53:20 UTC No. 174204
>>174179
>indication any ozeki is a serious threat for the rope
this will be the easiest basho for takakeisho to win. 5-2 or better day 7 and the shot is there. worse and well hear cope from his camp
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 17:46:48 UTC No. 174257
>>174204
He's being handed his yusho on a golden platter. Whether he wins or loses, we'll never hear the end of it.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 17:47:18 UTC No. 174258
>Troubling reports of abuse by Naruto-beya's sole sekitori, which are exacerbated by a weak oyakata's inability to take charge and react responsibly, have resulted in three young rikishi leaving the heya and abandoning their sumo careers.
>Juryo wrestler Oshoma has been accused of numerous brutal acts of power harassment by Anzai a promising 21-year-old ex-makushita wrestler, and two other former Naruto deshi.
>The three young men claim Oshoma's sadistic behavior began when he was promoted to juryo.
>Anzai claims Oshoma would violently attack him during training. "He targeted my elbow that had recently been operated on after an injury. Oshoma would yell, 'What are you going to do about it?'
>"He punched me in the eye causing me to lose eyesight for days. He did this because he was angry about losing a practice bout."
>In addition to Anzai, there are other victims who have been injured when targeted by Oshoma. More than one said that he fractured their sternum by climbing on top of and jumping on their chests.
>And Naruto saw and knew. "Oyakata would turn his eyes downward to not see whenever things started to get out of control. When I turned to him for help, he said, 'That's how it was in the old days.'
>"I decided to retire when I realized our oyakata would never protect us. I was given a 5-minute danpatsu-shiki without allowing a photo to be taken."
>When reporters from Shuken Shinto rang Naruto Oyakata's cell phone, it hung up the moment they said their names. Since August, three rikishi have quit and two more announced their retirement.
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/c
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 17:52:44 UTC No. 174259
>>174258
Yogurt-bros... Not like this...
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 18:32:02 UTC No. 174264
>>174258
"That's how it was in the old days" bruh you were ozeki in the 00s, the fuck are you on about. I'd expect that kind of ballless crap from Isegahama or some other old fuck, not a guy who's barely 40.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 19:00:12 UTC No. 174266
>>174204
I'm not as sold on it being the most free one ever (frankly last one might've qualified and the best he got was an 11-4). Nephew will be over the yushozeki hangover, Kiri'll be healed up, Keisho has to actually participate in more than one consecutive basho without going kyujo and the only competitor of his who isn't going to be around much (Asa) might still show up in time to give Keisho a test
If you asked me who to bet on a yusho for I'd struggle to pick one since I think it's actually pretty wide open, I just don't feel Keisho is a clear-cut success
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 23:24:07 UTC No. 174297
>>174287
He gives up quickly on losses to avoid hard falls
If he wins, he tends to win very quickly
🗑️ Anonymous at Fri, 3 Nov 2023 13:36:07 UTC No. 174357
Ex-ozeki Asashi, who was Takasago-oyakata for Asashoryu and Asanoyama has passed away at age of 67.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Nov 2023 13:37:35 UTC No. 174358
Ex-ozeki Asashio, who was Takasago-oyakata for Asashoryu and Asanoyama has passed away at age of 67.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Nov 2023 15:58:55 UTC No. 174370
What are you guys hoping to see this basho? I want to see Hoshoryu shape up and deliver some Ozeki sumo.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Nov 2023 16:23:53 UTC No. 174373
>>174370
I want to see Takakeisho get so close yet so far.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Nov 2023 16:40:34 UTC No. 174378
>>174370
Oh yeah, I'd also like to see Kotoeko win a special prize or something, the dude always delivers a fun bout
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Nov 2023 16:54:31 UTC No. 174381
>>174370
ypa yusho
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Nov 2023 16:57:31 UTC No. 174382
>>174381
What do you mean ypa?
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Nov 2023 17:47:40 UTC No. 174387
>>174382
It says Ura in Cyrillic.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Nov 2023 18:50:43 UTC No. 174395
>>174258
lol no wonder this sport is dying ahahahahahahahaahahahahahha
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Nov 2023 01:02:25 UTC No. 174432
>>174258
Damn. Didn't expect Kotooshu to be so bitchmade.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Nov 2023 02:31:58 UTC No. 174448
Have you done your shiko today /sumo/?
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Nov 2023 03:43:13 UTC No. 174462
>>174448
Any man who will say he has not is not a man
🗑️ Anonymous at Sat, 4 Nov 2023 15:03:52 UTC No. 174526
>>174258
My dad used to do business in Bulgaria back in the 2000s/2010s, and he always said there's nothing more lazy, corrupt and neglectful as a Bulgarian in a position of authority. It's partially due to the whole living under communism thing, but there's definitely a genetic/cultural aspect to it. Dirty, dirty people.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Nov 2023 18:10:08 UTC No. 174557
>>174544
>all this extra skin
Will it shrink on its own? Or is he forever fucked without cosmetic surgery?
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Nov 2023 18:22:48 UTC No. 174563
>>174557
>Will it shrink on its own?
No.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Nov 2023 18:26:20 UTC No. 174565
>>174544
Who is this?
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Nov 2023 19:16:05 UTC No. 174573
>>174544
His nips look like foreskin.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Nov 2023 01:25:56 UTC No. 174619
>>174614
So does Harumafuji live in Japan normally, or Mongolia? The impression I had was that he'd gone back to Mongolia, but the frequency with which he appears for events in Japan makes me question that.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Nov 2023 01:40:05 UTC No. 174621
>>174619
He has a law degree and owns a private school in Mongolia, he has enough income to make regular trips. Dunno if he still does, but pre-covid he was a non-elder coach at Isegahama stable.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Nov 2023 02:23:34 UTC No. 174623
>>174620
Pottery in motion.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Nov 2023 03:46:53 UTC No. 174629
Sumo in 7 sleeps, frens
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Nov 2023 03:48:54 UTC No. 174631
>>174557
>>174563
actually depends a lot on age. up to mid 30's or so your body is still pretty effective at repairing damage like this, after that it gets harder and harder to fix
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Nov 2023 03:50:01 UTC No. 174632
>>174370
wakamotoharu performing well and making a run for ozeki.
I want takayasu to finish second again
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Nov 2023 04:07:41 UTC No. 174633
>>174629
Fuck, my sleep cycle is not prepared for this
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Nov 2023 14:11:37 UTC No. 174653
>>174544
This is the transformation Takakeisho (Takakino) will have when the Yokozuna Council proclaim him Yokozuna this month.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Nov 2023 17:44:29 UTC No. 174678
>>174258
>dude why is my sport dying and unlikely to exist by 2060 when the new national sport just becomes Baseball?
Probably best to stop with this tradition shit and evolve. Or hold out until death. Clearly younger wrestlers do not like "old style" and if old retards want to force that then they should be forced back into active wrestling regardless of physical condition. I don't care if you end up dead on the dohyo. If you want shit "old school" then you go fucking wrestle.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Nov 2023 17:50:34 UTC No. 174680
>>174678
The stupid thing is that all the aesthetics and ritual are traditional elements that everyone loves. Tourists love it, and Japanese themselves like it as a throwback to the old days, like going to one of their myriad other traditional festivals. And casual audiences still enjoy sumo when there's a high degree of top level competition. Traditional bullshit when training is fucking stupid, nobody cares because it's all behind the scenes, and it just makes the competition worse.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Nov 2023 18:03:20 UTC No. 174685
>>174680
Yep. You can have all the things people love about "traditional" sumo without Oshoma breaking his teammates sternum for fun
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Nov 2023 23:55:35 UTC No. 174713
>>171294
Lmao
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 01:01:22 UTC No. 174720
>>174712
>it's a private function
It is organised by Ichinojo himself, as opposed to the sumo association. Rikishi and coaches won't be officially invited, but will be able to attend just like any other member of the public. Keep in mind that this is a Mongolian speaking Japanese, translated into English by an Israeli.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 02:15:03 UTC No. 174728
>>174680
>all the aesthetics and ritual are traditional elements that everyone loves.
The thing is everyone larps about sumo going back thousands of years, but many of the traditions are actually fairly modern.
On paper, the three direction hand gesture when accepting prize money is a tribute to the 3 deities of victory. In reality, everyone picked up the prize money however they wanted when prize money became a thing in 1955. The gesture only came about when Futabayama became chairman in 1966 and thought a standardized gesture would look nicer. There are tons of other similar traditions that are modern, but treated with reverence as if they're ancient (yet still only being selectively enforced at times).
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 03:40:43 UTC No. 174737
>>174728
A few are, yeah, but the basis of sumo is still rooted in the feudal era. Stuff like that hand gesture and the raised dohyo/raised roof are new, but the aesthetics that people care about are still traditional.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 06:05:41 UTC No. 174765
>>174738
They don't do that, the wrestlers pay for it themselves.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 06:16:07 UTC No. 174766
>>174737
>the aesthetics that people care about are still traditional
The pre-match shikiri time is also new, more-or-less invented for radio. The gyouji get-ups were changed to what they are now in the 1920s and 30s. Draws, azukari etc are gone. Most everything except for the mawashi has been changed.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 15:38:27 UTC No. 174793
>>174784
shit, source?
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 17:37:55 UTC No. 174808
>>174793
Chris Sumo but we don't need to proof such a claim. We all knew something lile this was coming.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 17:39:56 UTC No. 174809
>>174793
Fate
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 18:23:21 UTC No. 174819
>>174793
"My source is that I made it the fuck up" — Chris Chan Sumochu
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 18:26:06 UTC No. 174820
>>174784
This little fat circle see Terunofuji in a wheelchair having good bouts, and Atamifuji not committing suicide after henka, and shit his mawashi.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 18:47:08 UTC No. 174823
>>174808
If it was him he was probably just spying on him and saw him rub his neck or something.
Didn't he retire?
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 19:48:37 UTC No. 174842
>>174823
no, he opened a Patreon
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 20:00:55 UTC No. 174845
>>174842
Oh, I haven't paid attention in a while, so last I heard he was saying he wasn't going to film things anymore it was too competitive and not enough money. So that was just him begging for more and then continuing?
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 21:56:45 UTC No. 174851
>>174845
Yes, just means that he will not go to actual tournaments anymore. He is too porud to actively stop making videos. Turns out just translating Nikkan Sports articles and giving them a spin is cheaper.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 22:35:10 UTC No. 174858
>>174857
Both will pull out by the second week.
🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 22:35:49 UTC No. 174859
>>174845
the NHK refuses to treat him like the professional journalist he is and provide him with free tickets at the corner of the dohyo so he can film with his smartphone
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 23:51:56 UTC No. 174865
>Keisho dead
>mongols dying, jobbing or both
>Takayasu due for a choke
Monkeysisters... our time is here
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Nov 2023 01:04:11 UTC No. 174871
>>174808
His source is Sankei sports.
https://www.sankei.com/article/2023
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Nov 2023 10:47:02 UTC No. 174919
>>171292
someone please update the pastebin before the tournament
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Nov 2023 21:49:15 UTC No. 175029
>>174871
Preemptive cope to cover himself when he doesn't yusho
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Nov 2023 02:08:27 UTC No. 175073
Reminder to self: Grand Sumo PREVIEW on NHK World Japan on Thursday at 8:30 PST.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Nov 2023 04:34:03 UTC No. 175087
>>174924
the gyouji /fa/ king
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Nov 2023 15:55:47 UTC No. 175115
>>174766
Also, chanko nabe was invented in 1964. They got the recipe from an American cook book popular among stationed GIs, just like hambaga.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Nov 2023 16:19:30 UTC No. 175117
>>174924
This. I'd be okay with a contract killing of gyoji if it cleared the way for Konosuke.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Nov 2023 16:19:33 UTC No. 175118
>>175115
It's actually documented, as in we have primary source proof from that time period, that nabe was popularized in sumo by Hitachiyama in 1909, because it's simply an easy way to serve food to large amounts of people who need large amounts of food, at a time when sumo was becoming increasingly centralized. The only debate is where the name "chanko" comes from, but even then the competing theories are that the name originated at Hitachiyama's stable during his tenure as a respectful nickname for the head chef, or the name goes all the way back to the feudal era and comes from a form of nabe introduced to Nagasaki from China, which was then eaten by sumo wrestlers touring Nagasaki.
What is invented is the superstition regarding chicken. In reality, chanko became associated with chicken because Ryogoku had a large chicken market before WW2, so chicken was cheaper and in larger supply. Post-WW2, beef and pork became more common, and the "superstition" was only introduced in the 70s.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Nov 2023 17:42:57 UTC No. 175123
>>172765
Damn, I didn't know there were this many kotoe-bros. I like hiradoumi as well, I feel he's under the radar.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Nov 2023 19:59:18 UTC No. 175131
>>175123
He's ugly even by the standards of rikishi so unless he hits sanyaku he's going to stay under the radar
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Nov 2023 20:22:23 UTC No. 175135
>Yokozuna Terunofuji makes final decision on whether to participate on 9th, takes time off from training due to lower back treatment
>back pain
>broken hip
Yea, it's over.
https://www.sankei.com/article/2023
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Nov 2023 22:41:30 UTC No. 175151
>>175135
>2026
>Sole Yokozuna Terunofuji is kyujo for the upcoming tournament, citing complications with his below-the-knee amputation and acute infection of the lungs.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Nov 2023 22:56:23 UTC No. 175153
>>175151
>"Don't worry, Takakeisho will make Yokozuna any day now!"
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Nov 2023 23:36:32 UTC No. 175156
>>175153
Meanwhile Takakeisho:
12-3 Y
1-2-12
13-2 D
2-3-10
10-5 Y
0-0-15
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Nov 2023 23:38:23 UTC No. 175157
It is November 2033. Ozeki Hoshoryu has announced his retirement. Terunofuji is kyujo for the 15th tournament in a row. Takakeisho is a yokozuna candidate for the dozenth time.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Nov 2023 23:40:21 UTC No. 175158
>>175157
By '33 we'll have Dai Yokozuna Atamifuji having his 45th bout against Yokozuna Hakuoho.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Nov 2023 23:58:05 UTC No. 175160
>>175159
I think wheelchair sumo would be very interesting to experiment with.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 00:03:41 UTC No. 175162
It is March 2036. Terunofuji, who has been the sole yokozuna since 2021, has surpassed Hakuho for most time as yokozuna. He still has yet to fight 200 bouts as a yokozuna. Ozeki Takakeisho, who won the January basho, is defeated by shin-sekiwake Aonishiki and withdraws to injury the following day.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 00:05:41 UTC No. 175163
>>175160
>wheelchair sumo
>both participants are immediately disqualified because they're not on their feet
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 01:03:44 UTC No. 175169
>>175135
At this point I'm hoping another Mongolian takes Terunofuji out behind the Kokugikan and performs a mercy killing. He did it, he made yokozua. Let him rest.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 01:13:30 UTC No. 175170
>>175169
He would have retired if the jsa hadn't been keeping him on life support to parade around
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 01:57:00 UTC No. 175173
>>175163
There's no rule that you must have your feet on the ground, only that no body part other than the soles of your feet touch the ground. Since a wheelchair isn't part of your body, it ought to be perfectly legal under current sumo rules to use one.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 03:13:54 UTC No. 175181
https://www.nikkansports.com/battle
Teru confirmed out.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 03:38:48 UTC No. 175185
>>175181
It's over
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 03:40:09 UTC No. 175186
>Terunofuji is (predictably) out
>but Takakeisho is reportedly exhibiting signs of injury even in practice
He just can't win
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 07:12:59 UTC No. 175215
>>175181
>14 basho since he made Yokozuna
>completed only 6 of 14 basho
>4 Yusho
>1 Jun-Yusho
>Missed or withdrew from 8 of 14 basho
Rough go for the big man.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 08:13:22 UTC No. 175219
>>175215
It was inevitable. Him making yokozuna at all was his entire story arc, everything else is just extra.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 08:45:51 UTC No. 175221
>>175215
>completed only 6 of 14 basho
Those were pretty impressive in their own right and shows how high above the rest of the competition he is. Even before he started pulling out of tournaments, it was clear his health was failing. Yet he still won 4 out 6 yusho and was a contender in the other 2 basho (and could've won them had he been just a little bit healthier).
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 10:19:50 UTC No. 175225
Atamifuji seems like a swell guy
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 11:08:14 UTC No. 175229
>>175223
now that tochi's retired who should be the second man laughing at takakeisho now
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 11:08:51 UTC No. 175231
>>175229
I see 3 retired men in that picture
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 13:21:17 UTC No. 175238
>>175229
Abi.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 13:27:11 UTC No. 175239
>>175173
Being in a wheelchair is clearly subject to the shini-tai rule.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 13:28:17 UTC No. 175240
>>175231
kek
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 14:26:12 UTC No. 175250
>>175239
The state of being a wheelchair is a stable position, and will not automatically become a loss condition if allowed to play out, unlike standard applications of the shini-tai rule where the rikishi is flying out of the dohyo with no control over his movement or momentum.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 18:06:46 UTC No. 175270
>>175268
I believe that's Ms45 Otani.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Nov 2023 19:18:05 UTC No. 175284
>>175268
Is this from degeiko, because it looks like Hoshuzan from Naruto-beya
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Nov 2023 02:33:52 UTC No. 175343
>>174924
Best 'hakkeyoi' of the modern era
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Nov 2023 06:25:42 UTC No. 175367
>>175363
It can't be helped, the man has to eat something after all.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Nov 2023 08:03:07 UTC No. 175370
>>171292
I was watching Onimai and this scene came up. I had no idea there was a sumo NES game. It looks like fun from what these girls show. God, I wish I was Mahiro so fucking badly.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Nov 2023 08:06:31 UTC No. 175371
>>175370
kys
🗑️ Anonymous at Fri, 10 Nov 2023 08:18:10 UTC No. 175372
>latest Grand Sumo Preview has a section on amazumo
ugh
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Nov 2023 08:54:58 UTC No. 175374
>Asanoyama kyujo, but might join midway to minimize his drop
The power of bitches...
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Nov 2023 10:34:44 UTC No. 175378
>Former sekiwake Takakage Wakakage returns to the ring for the first time in 233 days. On the first day, he plays against Kayo at Makushita. Eight months after tearing the anterior cruciate ligament in his right knee.
https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/n
LOL at the internet translations.
So what are the odds that our man Wakatakatakakakage waited long enough vs. he's rushing back before fully healing? 50/50 ? Guess we'll see. I hope he does well.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Nov 2023 11:19:16 UTC No. 175382
>Bakakeisho vs Hokutofuji
>Urs vs Next Yokozuna
>Daieisho vs Meisei
>Papa vs WMH
>Kotozakura vs Monke
Onosato vs Shishi
The lineup is actually pretty damn exciting!
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Nov 2023 11:47:06 UTC No. 175386
>>175363
>Takakeishogre finds fresh ingredients for tomorrow's chanko
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Nov 2023 12:13:04 UTC No. 175389
>>175363
Statistically speaking, given that there are several hundred men in ozumo, at least one of them has to be a lolicon. Probably more.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Nov 2023 18:31:05 UTC No. 175411
>>175389
Shodai has stated his favorite anime is Made in Abyss and he forced other Rikishi in his table to watch it too.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Nov 2023 18:31:50 UTC No. 175412
>>175378
I REALLY hope he's feeling good.
Frankly he's in my top 3, really fucking bummed he missed his chances in sanyaku, hope he comes back healthy, and with a vengeance
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Nov 2023 22:00:14 UTC No. 175430
>>175411
holy baste
i havent watched s2 but 1 was great
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Nov 2023 23:21:58 UTC No. 175439
>>175370
It's not a Famicom game, it's an arcade game.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Nov 2023 23:27:17 UTC No. 175442
>>175439
Name of the game?
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Nov 2023 01:36:48 UTC No. 175455
Takakeisho gonna get the rope with another 11-4 yusho. Book it, done.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Nov 2023 01:44:47 UTC No. 175456
>>175455
>fails to win rope with 25 over 2 on 2 different occasions
>succeeds on 22 over 2
this would be the worst timeline
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Nov 2023 04:01:31 UTC No. 175467
Ounokatsu (Ochil) has a bout day one. Ms15TD. I thought he was signed with Isegahama, but I guess he's wrestling under Onomatsubeya?
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Nov 2023 06:36:52 UTC No. 175473
>>175442
出世大相撲
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Nov 2023 11:27:21 UTC No. 175487
>>175467
The Ms15 guy is Choijilsuren. He is not Ochil, since they are mentioned as two different people here:
http://www.sumoforum.net/forums/top
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Nov 2023 12:01:29 UTC No. 175492
>>175487
Son of a bitch, these Mongolian names are confusing the fuck out of me. apologies
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Nov 2023 12:46:21 UTC No. 175498
>>175455
>Takakeisho "needs huge score for yokozuna"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pf
its over...
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Nov 2023 13:01:40 UTC No. 175505
>>175498
In other words he'll still get it without a yusho.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Nov 2023 18:36:39 UTC No. 175545
>>175498
based chris schizo vid
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Nov 2023 20:16:15 UTC No. 175558
>>175498
>>Takakeisho "needs huge score for yokozuna"
That's meaningless.
A huge score would be 14, or 15, which would be a yusho or yusho-equivalent, which means he'd be sitting on two yusho/yusho-equivalents and, thus, will earn his promotion.
A 13 win jun-yusho probably would not be sufficient, since his previous 12win-13win combination was not enough.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Nov 2023 20:20:57 UTC No. 175559
0 FUCKIGN SLEEP UNTIL SUMO
See you fellas in the /sp/ thread,
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Nov 2023 20:23:49 UTC No. 175560
>>175559
Going to sleep now, should be there in time for Juryo
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Nov 2023 02:30:03 UTC No. 175600
>day 1, sandanme
>i'm already pissed at midnightsumo for spamming random american commercials from the 80s
it's my own fault for missing that karla was live, but still. why is there 1 singular stream that isn't cancer in some form.
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Nov 2023 03:14:37 UTC No. 175605
>>175600
I enjoy the commercials desu. If they just showed abemas same handful of commercials I'd end up muting during breaks and then miss an hour because I forgot to turn it back on.
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Nov 2023 04:40:00 UTC No. 175614
>>175559
SUMO THREAD UP
>>>/sp/136668229
>>>/sp/136668229
>>>/sp/136668229
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Nov 2023 04:52:32 UTC No. 175616
CHOJIL IS NOW
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Nov 2023 04:54:00 UTC No. 175617
CHOJIL LOST
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Nov 2023 00:31:58 UTC No. 175699
https://youtu.be/3CEjK9haKSQ
stone lifting. has some insight to stones rikishi would lift to be considered strong. pretty interesting if you can get past martins shitty narration. he should have the one with modern sumo showing up eventually
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Nov 2023 06:24:42 UTC No. 175721
>Onosato gets blown the fuck out
>Torinaoshi
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Nov 2023 07:12:07 UTC No. 175727
>>171292
>>174919
updated pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/HgGXefhB
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Nov 2023 04:42:04 UTC No. 175827
>>175821
l-lewd
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Nov 2023 20:06:39 UTC No. 176071
>>175727
fixed a few things:
https://pastebin.com/EuM5xDZA
sorry for being slow, I don't have Internet at home
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Nov 2023 03:13:04 UTC No. 176222
Wait, NHK actually doing condensed form bouts for each day now? Maybe a day late? Still missing the cool stats/info like Natto's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcX
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Nov 2023 03:15:03 UTC No. 176223
>>176222
Or maybe I'm just retarded and never realized
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Nov 2023 09:40:45 UTC No. 176242
>>176222
>>176223
Unfortunately you're retarded. They've been doing this for years.
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Nov 2023 06:13:49 UTC No. 176784
>>176714
Nice. I always like seeing the chicks in the traditional garb at the basho.
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Nov 2023 10:27:27 UTC No. 176950
I hope somebody shinzo abes abi
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Nov 2023 10:34:30 UTC No. 176952
>>176950
>shoot abi
>he just henkas the bullets
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Nov 2023 18:29:53 UTC No. 176982
>>176962
uh
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Nov 2023 17:10:52 UTC No. 177559
will anyone else notice that the guy made the thread too early
will anyone find me here
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Nov 2023 17:20:38 UTC No. 177561
>>177559
yes
yes
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Dec 2023 22:37:48 UTC No. 178408
I appreciate your work, sumo historian bro.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Dec 2023 04:12:44 UTC No. 178481
>>178408
thenk you
Anonymous at Fri, 8 Dec 2023 09:29:48 UTC No. 178611
I'm looking for the name of a rikishi. Recently retired within the past year or 2. Peaked at makushita I think, got injured, and decided to retire instead of making the climb again. He had already lost the weight while still competing and was totally shredded, just waiting for his hair cutting ceremony.