๐งต /sfg/ - Spaceflight General
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 08:17:42 UTC No. 16606739
Colonize Mercury Edition
Previous Thread: >>16603844
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 08:19:56 UTC No. 16606742
Two more weeks edition
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 08:23:49 UTC No. 16606743
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 08:28:48 UTC No. 16606747
https://x.com/ispace_inc/status/189
>Next stop, the Moon!
On June 5, 2025 at 19:24 UTC // 15:24 EDT, RESILIENCE is set to land on the lunar surface near the center of Mare Frigoris (Sea of Cold)!
>Should conditions change, there are three alternative landing sites that are being considered with different landing dates and times for each.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 08:32:15 UTC No. 16606748
>>16606739
Mercury is just a shithole. Even the Moon is more interesting.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 08:35:41 UTC No. 16606750
>>16606739
mercury should be venus's moon
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 08:49:07 UTC No. 16606760
https://x.com/ScottLikedSLS/status/
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 09:02:02 UTC No. 16606763
>>16606739
i just woke up!! i am so excited to watch the starship flight 8 today!
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 09:07:33 UTC No. 16606766
>>16606763
I blame you for this. Pray that I don't find your current location.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 09:15:51 UTC No. 16606771
Absolute state of spacex
๐๏ธ B4RK0N !7C3wfoaK5Q at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 09:23:01 UTC No. 16606776
I farted
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 09:24:33 UTC No. 16606779
>>16606775
Mars is over
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 09:32:26 UTC No. 16606787
>>16606775
this is it. Pack it up boys, we're fixing earth first
๐๏ธ B4RK0N !7C3wfoaK5Q at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 09:39:39 UTC No. 16606789
>>16606787
Earth is number one priority Jewish ass monkeys
๐๏ธ B4RK0N !7C3wfoaK5Q at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 09:42:18 UTC No. 16606791
>>16606787
You are what defines a Jew, therefore, you and co are Jewish. The Jews think we need to go to mars without regard for our home planet. This is called 'stupid Jew logic made by the Jewish'. Jews, pls die.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 09:44:38 UTC No. 16606792
schizo frenzy general
๐๏ธ B4RK0N !7C3wfoaK5Q at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 09:49:21 UTC No. 16606793
>>16606792
How? Because you're here? Kys fag.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 09:50:50 UTC No. 16606795
https://x.com/supersonicflipz/statu
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 10:13:52 UTC No. 16606806
SIKE
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 10:17:19 UTC No. 16606808
https://x.com/GovRonDeSantis/status
Should NASA scrap their new DC HQ and open shop in Florida instead?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 10:34:56 UTC No. 16606817
>>16606788
its a major milestone because they get a new NASA check after completing it
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 10:50:19 UTC No. 16606829
>>16606748
Double the gravity, it's the same of Mars.
Lots of energy and metals.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 10:55:03 UTC No. 16606830
>>16606750
Mercury is the thing that hit us to create our moon
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 11:09:09 UTC No. 16606835
>>16606775
Kamala did this
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 11:12:50 UTC No. 16606836
>>16606822
it's over (for 2 weeks)
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 11:13:30 UTC No. 16606838
>>16606835
don't mess with a mans rockets
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 11:56:26 UTC No. 16606854
>>16606851
Who's that?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 12:01:18 UTC No. 16606857
>>16606854
Jeff Bezos
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 12:07:16 UTC No. 16606858
>>16606775
Everything in my mind is telling me that must be a fake article, but in my soul I know it is very unfortunately real.
>Average EDS news be like:
>Test flight delayed by 24 hours, SpaceX is finished!
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 12:14:23 UTC No. 16606863
>>16606808
Best part is no part - delete both physical HQs. People are perfectly fine working from home, particularly the corporate people who would be at a HQ.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 12:18:26 UTC No. 16606866
>>16606858
>pic
This is what it feels like when Randomcountryistan signs the Artemis accords
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 12:19:06 UTC No. 16606867
>>16606858
The only thing that'll kill the US dollar is hyperinflation in the US.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 12:19:42 UTC No. 16606868
>>16606791
mars is our home planet thoughbeit
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 12:39:12 UTC No. 16606870
>>16606854
POTUSK
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 12:40:10 UTC No. 16606871
Are they really going to launch in 10 hours?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 12:51:59 UTC No. 16606878
You know what, I think I'll just sleep through the launch this time.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 12:59:46 UTC No. 16606880
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 13:00:17 UTC No. 16606882
>>16606880
That post is almost 4 years old
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 13:04:57 UTC No. 16606884
>>16606882
how much is that in two weeks?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 13:06:42 UTC No. 16606887
>>16606882
Two Weeks is forever.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 13:27:46 UTC No. 16606894
>>16606891
IT'S OVER
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 13:27:56 UTC No. 16606895
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 13:28:47 UTC No. 16606896
>>16606895
That's crazy!
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 13:29:00 UTC No. 16606897
>>16606891
Hopefully this doesn't result in SpaceX giving up Starship launches for Lent
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 13:36:18 UTC No. 16606903
My state of the art proposal for a Mercury base. The mobile base crawls forward at around walking pace, dragging a wagon with solar panels on the sunny side. The base is perpetually on the sunset side, and the wagon drags behind just over the horizon
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 13:37:37 UTC No. 16606905
>>16606903
you might not know this, but its really hot at the sunny side of mercury
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 13:44:43 UTC No. 16606909
>>16606884
Well, 4 (years) divided by 2 (weeks) is 2
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 13:46:30 UTC No. 16606910
>>16606909
You can't see it on the picture, but there are fans for cooling the panels
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 14:04:37 UTC No. 16606926
>>16606775
KEK
>be average normie
>don't have any idea whatsoever about starship development
>read this headline
>"yeah i knew it, musk's rockets keep exploding, he's a fraud"
>basically confirm previous misconceptions
>immediately go do something else, don't even bother to find out more or if it's true
>days pass, another wild clickbait headline shows up
>"you see, I told you, he's a fraud"
>successfully convince some of your peers that you are right
And that's how the cycle of misinformation repeats itself ad nauseam. Next you know, you have a gorillion retards thinking that SpaceX is in shambles and that "Musk's rockets" are a failure.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 14:37:11 UTC No. 16606942
>>16606926
The average normie is right then, starship keeps blowing up and Musk is a fraud
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 14:44:17 UTC No. 16606948
https://x.com/Int_Machines/status/1
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 14:45:04 UTC No. 16606949
>>16606851
So no one seething because there are women there?
What has happened to 4chan.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 14:49:20 UTC No. 16606951
>>16606949
Elon is horny as hell but he doesn't want to breed with complete retards. So they aren't just eye candy.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 15:02:27 UTC No. 16606960
>TSLA down another 5%
You just KNOW elon is have a melty right now
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 15:02:30 UTC No. 16606961
>>16606903
Gay, simply make Mercury have true synchronous rotation and an unmoving twilight zone. See picrel
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 15:08:53 UTC No. 16606963
>>16606960
UM UM UHH JJUST LIKE ZOOM OUT BRAH
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 15:09:39 UTC No. 16606964
>>16606960
Everything is down anyways
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 15:12:34 UTC No. 16606966
>>16606903
>mobile base breaks down once
>all crew forced to evacuate, everything lost
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 15:13:28 UTC No. 16606969
>>16606966
that goes for every base anywhere at any point in time ever
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 15:15:59 UTC No. 16606971
>>16606969
I would hope the mars colony could survive a flat tire.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 15:19:14 UTC No. 16606972
>>16606964
Nah, shits fucked. Sales data is showing a 50% drop in almost every country, even china. Pull your money out now, it's going sub 200
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 15:21:41 UTC No. 16606975
>>16606972
It would be stupid to invest into tsla long term anyways with how overvalued it is
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 15:23:50 UTC No. 16606977
>>16606857
>marscucks seething
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 15:26:27 UTC No. 16606979
>>16606903
All you have to do is dig down a reasonable amount and the average temperature is like 50 degrees. I'm a mattressfag when it comes to Mars but Mercury was made for tunnels
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 15:30:59 UTC No. 16606982
>>16606972
that is mainly due to all factories switching from the old model y to the new model y, which is the majority of sales
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 15:33:50 UTC No. 16606985
>>16606972
Looking at the quarterly report, it does look like Tesla has stopped its explosive growth. revenue has contracted slightly from the amazing 2023 but is still up nicely from 2022, I'd put the problem mostly at lacking a new car model to catch consumer interest.
I think it could be a buyable stock if you have faith in Tesla being capable of competing with Waymo/Uber in the taxi service sector with the planned FSD fleet.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 15:39:25 UTC No. 16606991
>>16606903
Why not simply use the permanently shadowed craters of Mercury? There is everything you need, shadow, water, hydrocarbons and it's not far away from permanently enlighted areas.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 15:42:49 UTC No. 16606994
>>16606960
I'm curious to see what BS promise he'll come up next in an attempt to reinflate the bubble.
I'm guessing more fake CGI robot videos.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 15:46:45 UTC No. 16606997
>>16606994
FSD in 2 weeks
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 15:50:08 UTC No. 16607002
>>16606960
Sold at over 400 dollar. So when will we buy back TSLA??
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 15:56:58 UTC No. 16607011
>>16607010
More like Starshit
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 16:01:17 UTC No. 16607015
>>16606991
A moving base is way more fun, and you're only going to Mercury for fun anyway. So we will maximize the fun
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 16:02:24 UTC No. 16607017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOW
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>>16607011
>More like Starshit
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 16:04:28 UTC No. 16607019
>>16607015
>you're only going to Mercury for fun anyway
For me, Dyson shells are more fun so bye bye Mercury
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 16:08:30 UTC No. 16607025
>>16607017
>wormholes might be useful here
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 16:09:09 UTC No. 16607026
We just need magic and we won't need rockets.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 16:10:52 UTC No. 16607027
>>16607002
>buy back TSLA
It was almost exclusively propped up by every Indian software developer in the US making six figures using the stock for their retirement account. Elon knows it's overvalued, that's why he paid himself 50 billion
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 16:11:53 UTC No. 16607029
>>16607026
>every Issiac Awthuw video
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 16:13:51 UTC No. 16607031
>>16607026
space would be so easy if we could find something with the density of lead, an isp of 2,000+ seconds, and the thrust for liftoff from earth.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 16:20:11 UTC No. 16607038
>>16607031
brb calling your mom
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 16:33:04 UTC No. 16607052
>>16607031
a metastable metallic hydrogen breakthrough would go a long way to make up all the bullshit that element has caused in rocketry
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 16:57:31 UTC No. 16607075
>>16607073
Butch has been up there so long that he has a beard now lmao
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:00:15 UTC No. 16607078
first question is about the comments from Musk and Trump, lol
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:09:11 UTC No. 16607085
Eric Berger: How is the condition of the ISS? Musk said it could be deorbited quicker. How is the structure?
Sunny: I was extremely impressed how much science is going on, this place is ticking, its amazing. We are in our prime, we have all the power and facilities going. We have probably until 2030 in our agreements, we should make the most of our station.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:14:24 UTC No. 16607088
>>16607085
In other words, it's a disaster waiting to happen.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:15:27 UTC No. 16607090
>>16607088
they seem to be dodging everything pretty much
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:16:53 UTC No. 16607091
>>16607088
Well yeah, they still have a lot of russian modules.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:18:15 UTC No. 16607093
>>16607085
>this place is ticking
not the best choice of words
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:19:07 UTC No. 16607095
>>16607017
skoyhooks, wotovatows and space laddows
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:23:23 UTC No. 16607098
kind of sounds like Butch is sick of the ISS as well
fuck LEO, moon and mars is where its at
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:23:24 UTC No. 16607099
>A6 and Starship both scrubbed on the same day and will both launch on the same day
Bad omen.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:24:23 UTC No. 16607100
>>16607098
More evidence that O'Neill fags are humongous retards.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:25:03 UTC No. 16607103
it'll be sad to see the ISS go. Hopefully people will appreciate in retrospect how unlikely it was that something so optimistic ever got made and lasted as long as it did.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:26:51 UTC No. 16607105
>>16607100
I don't think it has to do with well vs no-well, more than that the ISS is old news
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:31:50 UTC No. 16607108
>>16607100
'Look honey, its a well nigger!'
''Eeew, it stinks!''
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:39:11 UTC No. 16607113
>>16607100
>donโt want to live in a capsule hotel in a Tokyo slum?
>this is evidence penthouse apartments are retarded
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:39:19 UTC No. 16607114
Why hasn't Firefly released the landing footage yet?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:43:34 UTC No. 16607118
>>16607114
need some more time in the oven
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:44:08 UTC No. 16607119
>>16607114
Still downloading
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:48:03 UTC No. 16607122
>>16607114
Here's a screenshot
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:49:59 UTC No. 16607124
>>16607114
The lack of results from this whole thing makes me suspect somehow they over-promised, and now are pondering exactly how to under-deliver, and still get future gibs funding for doing nothing particularly interesting or useful
Please understand. This is the business model. The landing was the main event, the payload is yawns, and their retirement savings are looking well funded, so wikipedia called it a fully green success
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:55:20 UTC No. 16607133
>>16607124
the payload is up to NASA or other partners, what do you mean?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:56:16 UTC No. 16607134
https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/189
Senator Mark Kelly caught doing scripted propaganda lol
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 17:59:00 UTC No. 16607137
>>16607122
kek
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:00:04 UTC No. 16607138
>>16607135
>needed two days to make some shitty edit of the footage instead of just releasing
dumb faggots
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:00:29 UTC No. 16607139
>>16607134
there were 23 with identical scripts found now, your link has 5 and the link below has 22
https://x.com/InsiderWire/status/18
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:02:17 UTC No. 16607140
>>16607139
Creepy, none of these people are real representatives of their constituents and should be removed from office.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:02:31 UTC No. 16607142
>>16607134
Lmao the DNC can't hire anyone under 25 without them being deranged trannies, so you have old media companies completely unprepared for an organic internet presence. Jesus Christ we're going red for the next decade
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:09:27 UTC No. 16607146
>>16607139
holy shit, that is terrifying and fucking hilarious
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:14:20 UTC No. 16607150
>>16607146
>that is terrifying
Maybe if you never saw that news compilation video from a few years back.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:16:22 UTC No. 16607151
>>16607150
>a few years back
I remember one on Conan, but that was like ten years ago I'm sure
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:21:21 UTC No. 16607154
>>16607151
>ten years ago
Wouldn't be surprised at this point. I guess it is 2025.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:21:49 UTC No. 16607156
>>16607150
The Sinclair Broadcasting one?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:30:11 UTC No. 16607160
>>16607142
This many actually elected senators reading the exact same script.
who wrote it? can we get an answer please.
who?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:32:57 UTC No. 16607161
>>16607160
It's probably AIslop desu
They just forgot to ask it to make variants
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:35:41 UTC No. 16607163
>>16607160
do you really think the only thing the democrats have in common is an ideological alignment? What do you think a political party is?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:35:52 UTC No. 16607164
>>16607156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgg
That's the one!
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:43:09 UTC No. 16607167
So are they going today or nah
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:43:46 UTC No. 16607168
>>16607167
no, tomorrow >>16606891
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:52:45 UTC No. 16607174
>>16607156
try this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYF
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:54:44 UTC No. 16607175
>>16606884
95.5
(including leap year)
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:55:44 UTC No. 16607176
>flight got postponed to a day off and then postponed to a work day
epic
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 18:59:30 UTC No. 16607182
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 19:00:01 UTC No. 16607184
>self sustaining Mars city is only 1300 two weeks away
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 19:04:58 UTC No. 16607185
>>16606867
Which wont happen ever until the US loses control of it's empire. There is too much demand for cheap dollars from its satelites for there to be hyperinflation.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 19:06:13 UTC No. 16607188
>>16607108
who is this hooker in the pic of cylinder guy?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 19:13:02 UTC No. 16607192
>>16607085
Nasa astronauts are the fakest actors ever
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 19:13:42 UTC No. 16607193
>>16607185
>wont happen ever until the US loses control of it's empire
>Elon personally deleted the arm of US soft power
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 19:14:25 UTC No. 16607194
>>16607085
>We are in our prime
lol
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 19:15:10 UTC No. 16607195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF6
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 19:18:24 UTC No. 16607197
>>16607085
shes right though. ISS to 2030 is obviously the best use of all the cash thats been invested in it.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 19:52:21 UTC No. 16607220
>>16607085
>>16607073
https://arstechnica.com/space/2025/
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 19:59:07 UTC No. 16607223
>>16607222
the whole press conference was like that
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:00:01 UTC No. 16607224
>5:30 p.m. CT.
Can SpaceX please launch at some time other than when my wife already made plans
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:01:06 UTC No. 16607226
>>16607224
What sort of plans?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:01:24 UTC No. 16607227
>>16607221
>>16607222
>what 6,500 ppm CO2 does to a nigga
deorbit tomorrow
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:02:25 UTC No. 16607228
>>16607226
I have to take our stupid chud dog to the vet
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:03:48 UTC No. 16607230
>>16607228
How do you know your dog is a chud
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:07:08 UTC No. 16607233
>>16607230
He won't fuck his wife.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:20:21 UTC No. 16607244
>>16607224
You don't have to watch the bull every time.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:21:24 UTC No. 16607246
>>16607243
Cool, some dust got on the leg. I wanna touch it.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:27:43 UTC No. 16607257
>>16607244
It's not... quite... like that...
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:30:32 UTC No. 16607261
No one is going to fucking Mercury. It's just a gray rock like Luna but without the cultural appeal or relative proximity. No one will pick that melting dead rock over places like Luna, Mars, Callisto, or Titan.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:34:52 UTC No. 16607263
>>16607261
its a definite candidate for a robotic probe and rover. little reason for guys to go there until we're superduper rad masters of solar system tech level anyway
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:38:10 UTC No. 16607267
>>16607085
Does it matter if the place is a ticking time bomb? All they need to do is keep it running until a new space station is launched. If it fails or is deorbited prematurely without a replacement that is just years of study that will never happen.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:43:26 UTC No. 16607270
2 light weeks
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:43:54 UTC No. 16607271
mixing paint with urine in 1g
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:44:38 UTC No. 16607272
>>16607075
It only takes like 2 weeks tops to grow a beard like that
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:52:33 UTC No. 16607277
>>16607257
>random progeny
heh
>>16607261
I might go later, I haven't decided yet.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:52:53 UTC No. 16607278
>>16607276
Chuds will say this is good for Mars
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:55:07 UTC No. 16607280
>>16607278
its not good, its inconsequential
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:55:33 UTC No. 16607281
>>16607276
actually, this is good for mars
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 20:57:05 UTC No. 16607282
>>16607276
>SpaceX loses a fraction of a fraction of its revenue while Ontario loses internet access
A perfect example of cutting off your nose to spite your face.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:05:01 UTC No. 16607285
>>16607276
>Canada is not for sale
Wouldn't it be free for them to become the 51st state? I don't think the other states had to pay to become a part of the USA.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:10:02 UTC No. 16607290
>>16607282
If you don't retaliate against tariffs you're a turbo cuck. It's a damned if you do dammed if you don't.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:10:11 UTC No. 16607291
At this point can we safely say that Starship is a failure?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:10:59 UTC No. 16607292
>>16607291
Yes, but the booster is gud
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:12:01 UTC No. 16607294
>>16607291
yes its over
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:14:48 UTC No. 16607295
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:15:16 UTC No. 16607296
>>16607276
Canada really is reddit politics . they probably think elon is a nazi
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:16:18 UTC No. 16607298
>>16607292
that true. it's always been quality.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:17:20 UTC No. 16607300
>>16607276
these people are so pathetic. at least some chinese company is getting the contracts lol
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:17:47 UTC No. 16607301
>>16607292
This seems like the answer. Just shit out six raptors and a tapered steel tube as fast as possible and we have 500 tons to LEO per launch. Three launches a year beats the Falcon 9's entire 2024! Not so bad
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:22:16 UTC No. 16607305
>>16607290
>if you don't punch yourself in the nuts you are a cuck
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:22:50 UTC No. 16607308
>>16607292
They have a lot of experience with booster reuse at this point, 2nd stage not so much. Even now F9 2nd stage shits the bed sometimes.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:24:27 UTC No. 16607311
>>16607296
If so, you'd think he'd have at least figured out vanadium alloying for his structural steel by now, decades after the OG Nazis started playing with rockets.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:24:48 UTC No. 16607312
https://youtu.be/NpHhEybJdxg
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:25:25 UTC No. 16607313
>>16607114
https://x.com/Firefly_Space/status/
>Watch Firefly land on the Moon! After identifying surface hazards and selecting a safe landing site, Blue Ghost landed directly over the target in Mare Crisium. A historic moment on March 2 we'll never forget. We have Moon dust on our boots!
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:25:50 UTC No. 16607314
>>16607291
Yeah, they should have went with Boeing instead of trying to do it on their own. Boeing has centuries of experience and sure the Starliner might not have been the best but they would have done better a second time around
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:26:57 UTC No. 16607316
>>16607314
>Boring out of nowhere
k
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:27:06 UTC No. 16607317
>>16607311
real nazis would use the SS, naturally.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:28:46 UTC No. 16607319
>>16607312
>>16607313
>fake cgi edit
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:33:06 UTC No. 16607320
>>16607305
More like someone punches you in the face and you're supposed to just take it and do nothing according to MAGA logic.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:35:29 UTC No. 16607323
>>16607276
>cancel Starlink
>back to 1000ms ping Hughes
>b-b-b-but we're s-s-s-sure showing T-t-t-trump!
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:37:53 UTC No. 16607327
>>16607323
pretty much. there are not limits to how much seething leftists will self harm as they try to express their emotions against evil orange man and melon lusk
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:41:18 UTC No. 16607330
>>16607276
I mean, Starlink literally doesn't have any competitor whatsoever, it's in a league of their own, this is like shooting themselves in the foot. How much you wanna bet that they don't even know the difference between LEO and GEO internet.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:46:40 UTC No. 16607334
>>16607330
the only other option where i live is a cell tower based service which uses its own square shaped directional antenna. to replace starlink in remote locations that might be their next option or yes, a relatively very slow GEO service, which is not really comparable.
t. canadian rural dweller.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:47:11 UTC No. 16607335
>>16607276
The minds of EDS sufferers are truly a wonder one should seriously study. You have retards celebrating this and bringing up Kessler Syndrome for the umpteenth time, and how bad Starlink is for the environments and muh astronomers, yet at the same time, hating on Musk for, allegedly, wanting to shut down Starlink in Ukraine. What gives? Is Starlink bad or not?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:50:39 UTC No. 16607338
>>16607323
Also doesn't it just mean no more subsidies? Everyone with a dish will still just pay for Starlink
I don't get it
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:53:52 UTC No. 16607341
>>16607335
It's bad to provide service, make people depend on it and then shut it down on a whim.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:54:27 UTC No. 16607342
>>16607323
>back to 1000ms ping Hughes
>1000ms ping
they don't even know that. they just see 'internet satellite' and they think it's all the same.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:55:12 UTC No. 16607343
>>16607323
forgot to say
>200kbit/s at most
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:56:04 UTC No. 16607344
>>16607323
>>16607327
>>16607330
>>16607335
Are you schizophrenic? Refraining from giving money to your political opponents is what you're supposed to do. It's not as though any gubmint person gives a shit about whether or not some rural people get good internet, so why wouldn't they axe the plan
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 21:57:49 UTC No. 16607345
>>16607341
If Starlink is as inherently bad as they claim it to be, then shutting down the service in Ukraine is a good thing to do, and nobody should complain about it. After all, astronomers' feelings are more important. Also,
>shut it down on a whim
Source?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 22:01:43 UTC No. 16607350
>>16607323
kek
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 22:02:44 UTC No. 16607352
>>16607320
if doing something means hurting yourself even more and doing nothing to the facepuncher then yes, doing nothing would be better
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 22:05:50 UTC No. 16607355
>>16607294
Yes, over my head RIGHT NOW
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 22:09:08 UTC No. 16607358
>>16607345
>Source?
you forgot your smirking basedjak
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 22:10:02 UTC No. 16607359
>>16607345
>source
The zoomer got oneshot by propaganda and thinks Elon turned Starlink off over Ukraine.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 22:10:28 UTC No. 16607360
>>16607352
>hurting yourself
Some urbanite politician is entirely unaffected by dogshit rural internet
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 22:29:39 UTC No. 16607375
>>16607282
>Ontario loses internet access
kek, absolute state of magatrannies
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 22:32:15 UTC No. 16607377
>>16607344
please be patient, anon. These are the tourists from yesterday's thread and poltards leftover from the election. Give the general a few more months and we'll be back to normal. Maybe.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 22:43:17 UTC No. 16607383
Okay ngl that firefly landing footage looks fake as fuck lmao
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 22:52:36 UTC No. 16607387
https://x.com/SciGuySpace/status/18
the lockheed martin post is a 30s video clip about the orion capsule
I wonder if they are fearing its cancellation if they are making posts like these
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 22:54:34 UTC No. 16607388
>>16607387
are you new? Theyโve been doing random monthly posts about Orion for like 15 years on twitter now
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 22:54:43 UTC No. 16607389
>>16607384
>Dr. Phil
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 22:55:30 UTC No. 16607390
>>16607388
I don't remember seeing almost any
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 22:56:01 UTC No. 16607391
>>16607384
>Landing on the Moon creates micro meteroites
Moon colonisation is canceled..... asteroid mining too... It's over spacebros.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 22:57:55 UTC No. 16607394
>>16607391
SpaceX is going to recreate first starship flight during the HLS landing.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:11:10 UTC No. 16607396
https://arstechnica.com/space/2025/
>Butch Wilmore says Elon Musk is โabsolutely factualโ on Dragonโs delayed return
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:16:36 UTC No. 16607398
>>16607396
>Wilmore says "politics is not playing into this at all" in reference to his extended stay in space.
Please Elon call him a retard please please PLEASE
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:20:34 UTC No. 16607400
>>16607398
>fine you can just stay up there then
ELON NO!
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:28:04 UTC No. 16607404
>>16607384
None of you fags are posting the video
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:29:38 UTC No. 16607406
>>16607404
Cool!
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:29:57 UTC No. 16607407
>>16607404
Unironically will not blame conspiracyfags for calling this fake
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:31:18 UTC No. 16607409
>>16607404
We are spamming the cosmos with 16:9 cameras, whereas we used to use 4:3
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:32:43 UTC No. 16607410
>>16607404
It's not a real video lmao. watch the ending, the shadow doesnt even align with the picture taken
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:33:33 UTC No. 16607411
https://x.com/Int_Machines/status/1
>Athenaโs next planned maneuver is Descent Orbit Insertion (DOI), which is designed to lower her orbit to make a landing attempt at 11:32 on March 6.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:34:42 UTC No. 16607413
>>16607410
so true! space is fake, like god intended
DEVS VULT
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:35:14 UTC No. 16607414
>>16607411
I want this to go well. Keeps the momentum up.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:35:21 UTC No. 16607415
>>16607413
this.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:36:08 UTC No. 16607416
>>16607414
Same, and the other one too. 3 in a row beats out the 2 that tipped last year.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:37:21 UTC No. 16607418
>>16607398
He tried to be so neutral that he made a contradiction in his answers.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:39:46 UTC No. 16607420
>>16607015
>and you're only going to Mercury for fun anyway
Mercury is for a 10,000-year technocult that converts the planet into a PROCSIMA array capable of sterilizing any alien-occupied planet in our quadrant of the galaxy
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:43:43 UTC No. 16607422
>>16607418
that's because >>16607192
I honestly hate when they interview astronauts, they are instructed to have zero personality outside reddit wholesome 100 opinions. it's maddening. you'll never hear a NASA astronaut say anything that's not safe, family friendly happy inspiring and approved through 10 HR committees (until they retire)
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:44:57 UTC No. 16607423
https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/
>SpaceX is planning to invest at least $1.8 billion to build new Starship launchpads and processing facilities on Florida's Space Coast, Florida governor Ron DeSantis announced today.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:49:13 UTC No. 16607426
>>16607423
Noooooo
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:50:53 UTC No. 16607427
>>16607426
Indeed, boca chunga > florida
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Mar 2025 23:53:06 UTC No. 16607428
>>16607423
Texas will never go to orbit, TWNGTO
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:03:06 UTC No. 16607435
>>16607432
look at that poor seal, the gubinment is truly evil
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:03:11 UTC No. 16607436
>>16607387
brutal berger is my favorite berger
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:07:22 UTC No. 16607438
>>16607435
I love seals, always have. I will never forgive the government for this.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:08:57 UTC No. 16607441
>>16607243
kek, we're supposed to believe spaceships made out of tape and foil landed on the moon
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:17:08 UTC No. 16607450
OK Iโll bite, what is a YIMBY?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:18:41 UTC No. 16607453
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:22:10 UTC No. 16607454
>>16606858
Did anyone ever figure out what the S stands for in BRICS
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:23:04 UTC No. 16607456
>>16607454
South Efrica
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:24:44 UTC No. 16607461
>>16607441
Please do not pretend to be stupid in /sfg/.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:29:54 UTC No. 16607467
>>16606835
crazy to think that only a few months ago DOGE was just a vague idea Elon had about something called the government efficiency commission
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:41:09 UTC No. 16607478
>>16607461
This is /sfg/. No one here is pretending at anything
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:42:38 UTC No. 16607481
>>16607453
where are all the YIMBYs for nuclear power plants?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:43:15 UTC No. 16607484
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:45:09 UTC No. 16607487
>>16607481
right here. gibs reactor pls
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:49:04 UTC No. 16607491
>>16607480
comfy
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:49:24 UTC No. 16607492
>>16607478
wait, so there are people here who unironically like spaceplanes?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:51:29 UTC No. 16607495
what time is the lunar landing in UTC?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:53:03 UTC No. 16607496
>>16607495
2 weeks
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:54:19 UTC No. 16607499
>>16607492
I like spaceplanes. I'll be the first in line to say that they're a terrible choice for most of the roles that people try to fit them unto, but I still like them.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:57:20 UTC No. 16607504
>>16607492
Of course, we all love Starship!!
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 00:57:23 UTC No. 16607505
>>16607499
Same. They're dumb but neat.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 01:02:29 UTC No. 16607512
>>16607492
spaceplanes are a good alternative to capsules when you stop caring about mass autism and start caring about crew comfort.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 01:02:53 UTC No. 16607513
>>16607499
>Hermรจs
I swear, you yuros are a bunch of cucks, remind me again why this thing never materialized.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 01:03:14 UTC No. 16607515
>>16607505
They're basically midwit bait. SSTO spaceplane to orbit is almost as bad of a meme as lunar 3He.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 01:04:19 UTC No. 16607517
>>16607515
who said anything about SSTO though?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 01:05:28 UTC No. 16607519
>>16607507
Nice idea, but needs so much electricity that the ISS solar panels would have to do nothing but charge batteries for 15+ minutes for a small burn.
They were going to send up a test article, but never got around to it. Whether that was because they really couldn't make it work, or because Space Is Hard, who knows.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 01:06:05 UTC No. 16607520
>>16607515
>>16607517
>SSTO spaceplane
those could easily work on Mars
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 01:08:57 UTC No. 16607521
>>16607513
Actually an American. I just grabbed a random image out of my spaceplane folder
And it failed because they kept changing the fucking requirements. I can get wanting some alterations after Challenger, but they couldn't make up their mind about basic design specs well before 1986. It's easy to burn through a multi-billion dollar budget if you keep redesigning the same vehicle over and over again
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 01:09:30 UTC No. 16607523
>>16607495
nvm i got it, its 17:30 UTC
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 01:09:48 UTC No. 16607525
>>16607520
>airplanes producing meaningful lift with meaningful efficiency in Mars atmosphere
could they though? could they really?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 01:10:25 UTC No. 16607526
>>16607507
nice idea, but too heavy and too power hungry. Research on it keeps going because it has a famous astronaut leading the effort.
(Remember when they were going to test it on the ISS, because they needed every single solar panel on it to power it?)
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 01:13:40 UTC No. 16607529
>>16607499
I can see them as a crew taxi into and down from LEO. Maybe you can even do it as an SSTO with a dual mode engine or some other future engine technology.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 01:15:43 UTC No. 16607533
>>16607525
Yes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yk
Ares, why did they kill you...
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 01:16:46 UTC No. 16607534
>>16607512
>crew comfort
This desu. Gentle glide and runway landing is FAR better on your back than flipping bullshit, or capsule landing. Reminder of that one time that shuttle guy stood up all the way through re-entry
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 01:17:54 UTC No. 16607537
>>16607521
A shame. I really despise the Shuttle, but it would've been nice to see other countries at least try to stay relevant. It's 2025 and Europe still doesn't have independent means to get their astronauts into space, unbelievable. And to think that the combined nominal GDP of all ESA members is a whopping 17.6 trilllion USD.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 01:20:50 UTC No. 16607546
>>16607534
those engines are going to be SO fucking loud to any crew landing on earth.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 01:23:00 UTC No. 16607549
>>16607546
The ship's speakers will blare Numa Numa at max volume to compensate during landing.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 01:25:30 UTC No. 16607550
>>16607529
People have been drooling over the idea of a tripropellant SSTO for decades. I'm sure it's possible, but I just don't think it could complete against a good two stage system. It's not that hard to imagine taking one of the Hermes lookalike proposals and pulling out everything aft of the flight deck and replacing it with the tanks of a Falcon 9 second stage.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 01:51:56 UTC No. 16607563
>>16606954
Please God, don't let them take her out behind the shed.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 02:07:43 UTC No. 16607573
>>16607521
it's funny to think that spaceplanes were the real popsci slop all along
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 02:09:33 UTC No. 16607576
>>16607197
there has been not a single "science experiment" on the ISS worth the cost of sending it up there
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 02:19:06 UTC No. 16607584
>>16607550
All designs converge towards a Starship TSTO
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 02:34:55 UTC No. 16607596
>>16607182
kekt
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 02:36:01 UTC No. 16607597
>>16607550
>>16607584
Ground-based energy delivery will overcome our current payload skill issues. Spinlaunch is spinning up some bullshit in my opinion, but Longshot looks to have more legit tech that just accelerates too fast currently. I have some much better ideas, but I plan to patent them and wipe those poor fuckers out, so I won't elaborate, kek.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 02:41:53 UTC No. 16607599
>>16607597
>ideas
I promise you there's nothing new after half a century of obsessed geniuses noodling on the problem. Just share it
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 02:52:22 UTC No. 16607602
>>16607384
he's getting real close to NDT leap year posting
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 02:54:10 UTC No. 16607603
>>16607453
>>16607450
do you know where the missing hookers are buried?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 02:58:44 UTC No. 16607606
when trump and elon pass away, who is next in line for most evil boogie man? who is our next space god?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 03:40:33 UTC No. 16607629
https://x.com/NASASCaN/status/18969
>We officially used GPS on the Moon!
>The LuGRE payload on Blue Ghost acquired & tracked Global Navigation Satellite System (GNSS) signals on the Moon! These results suggest that GPS signals could be used by future exploration missions โ like NASA Artemis
.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 03:41:58 UTC No. 16607631
i got a erection from ma penusnigga
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 03:41:59 UTC No. 16607632
>>16607629
this has been in the works for awhile, good to see its becoming practical
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 03:47:15 UTC No. 16607635
>>16607606
just hope that neuralink makes enough progress fast enough to mind upload elon before he dies
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 03:49:30 UTC No. 16607639
>>16607629
cant you get the time from gps too? i remember they were working on a lunar time standard. if you can get accurate gps signals from the moon then maybe they can get accurate time too.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 03:50:30 UTC No. 16607641
>>16607384
This type of misinformation from "doctors of philosophy" is hurting spaceflight, not helping.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 03:52:37 UTC No. 16607643
>>16607639
yeah we get time from gps
>Time and frequency transfer is a scheme where multiple sites share a precise reference time or frequency. The technique is commonly used for creating and distributing standard time scales such as International Atomic Time (TAI).
>Radio-based navigation systems are frequently used as time transfer systems.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_
>Since 1972, UTC may be calculated by subtracting the accumulated leap seconds from International Atomic Time (TAI)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coord
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 03:54:34 UTC No. 16607645
>>16607606
It'll be literal space gods. Synthesis with AI will create some monstrous and incredible things.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 03:57:49 UTC No. 16607648
mars mentioned
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 03:59:31 UTC No. 16607649
>>16607648
its not happening under his administration tho
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 04:00:27 UTC No. 16607650
>>16607648
did he mention any other space stuff? nasa? space force? chinese space? iron/golden dome even?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 04:01:41 UTC No. 16607653
>>16607650
he mentioned the golden dome and apollo when talking about America's legacy but that's it
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 04:03:24 UTC No. 16607656
>>16607648
Greatest President in History
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 04:11:43 UTC No. 16607661
>>16607656
>LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 04:28:57 UTC No. 16607667
>>16607222
>information that they have, that we are not privy to
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 04:32:11 UTC No. 16607669
>nsf thinks a second gigabay for florida is likely
thats alot of starships
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 04:46:29 UTC No. 16607680
>>16607645
ai shoggoth will rule over us. maybe it's friendly?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 05:34:20 UTC No. 16607703
>>16607607
"Dude, where is my probe?"
>>16607650
He mention restarting the Strategic Defense Initiative.
>Project Excalibur will very possibly be real in your lifetime.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:14:23 UTC No. 16607704
>>16607377
>Everyone who disagrees with me is a tourist/poltard/etc.
Grow up. We have plenty of native retards. Like you, for example.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:14:34 UTC No. 16607705
>>16607703
>Thermonuclear lances
Unimaginative, inefficient, and high cost. Nuclear powered particle accelerators are where it's at.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:15:01 UTC No. 16607706
Are we....back?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:15:05 UTC No. 16607707
>>16607222
The journalist was a dick though, why ask an astronaut such a political question.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:15:12 UTC No. 16607708
Both tomorrow
https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1897268
https://x.com/esa/status/1897215122
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:15:35 UTC No. 16607709
>NASA's Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter captured this image of @Firefly_Space's Blue Ghost Mission 1 lander on the Moon.
>The lander touched down on March 2 near a volcanic feature within Mare Crisium, with 10 NASA science and technology instruments onboard.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:18:31 UTC No. 16607711
>>16607708
>Delayed by another day
>Scheduled for 2:30AM of my local time, and likely to be pushed back a bit further like usual
>On the day I have to leave my home no later than 8:30AM
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:22:07 UTC No. 16607715
>>16607713
ehh, didn't need it. starship flies pretty regularly these days. it's not a big deal anymore.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:24:17 UTC No. 16607717
>>16607550
this design fucks
>>16607711
wake up at 3 am
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:24:27 UTC No. 16607718
>>16607715
Can't believe the next one is as soon as tomorrow
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:26:45 UTC No. 16607720
>>16607706
I thought you guys were gone forever...
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:36:28 UTC No. 16607726
>>16606739
i just woke up(a few hours ago)!! i am so excited to watch the starship flight 8 today!
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:36:36 UTC No. 16607727
>faa is not a problem anymore
>starship flight rate has not increased
uh oh
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:39:32 UTC No. 16607729
>>16607706
to it's over, yes.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:43:33 UTC No. 16607734
>>16607404
any nigger calling this fake is a total nigger
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:43:59 UTC No. 16607735
>>16607717
It's not great, but it's a starting point for some interesting ideas. A reusable Falcon 9 can launch about 22 tons to LEO when you include the dry mass of the second stage as part of the payload. Most Hermes-adjacent designs weigh in at around 20 tons fully loaded and have enough room in their cargo bay volume to fit the Falcon's S2 propellant tanks. It should be perfectly possible to build a spaceplane around a Falcon 9 second stage and get a fully reusable crew launch vehicle that can fill the role that Crew Dragon is currently in.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:59:26 UTC No. 16607744
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1lPKqMQb
T-30 hours till next Starship flight
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:00:54 UTC No. 16607745
>>16607744
That's just time until next delay
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:06:13 UTC No. 16607749
Ariane 6 and IM-2 are happening at the same time tomorrow
IM-2 coverage starts at 16:30 UTC >>16607743
Ariane 6 NET launch time is at 16:24 UTC (coverage probably a bit before) >>16607708
Starship flight 8 at 23.30 UTC
https://spaceflightnow.com/launch-s
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:08:31 UTC No. 16607751
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:11:02 UTC No. 16607753
>>16607751
https://x.com/deusexmoniker/status/
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:13:10 UTC No. 16607754
>>16606739
i just woke up!! i am so excited to watch the ariane 6 flight today!
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:14:37 UTC No. 16607755
>another delay
Fuck you. If you can't fly it on a certain day, DON'T FUCKING SCHEDULE IT FOR THEN! I'm fucking done. How are they making the most advanced and powerful heavenly vehicle ever designed, but they can't even get schedules right.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:19:40 UTC No. 16607759
>>16607753
Did this dumbfuck seriously just cite a graphic about dragon as falcon 9's payload?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:21:29 UTC No. 16607761
USA needs a real space competitor. China is doing interesting things but it isnโt even close to the threat the good olโ USSR was.
All this talk about a โrenewed space raceโ back to the Moon, but china is going to slip 5-10 years with long development for LM10 and LM9, its capsule, and its lander
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:22:10 UTC No. 16607763
>>16607759
https://x.com/deusexmoniker
>this is a Jared Diamond hate account where I purposefully misspell the names of popular cultural figures to assert dominance
He's a troll account
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:24:07 UTC No. 16607764
>>16607762
https://x.com/RepHaridopolos/status
from the chair of space subcommittee of the house of representatives
https://science.house.gov/subcommit
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:25:51 UTC No. 16607765
>implying starship can even carry 50 tons
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:26:52 UTC No. 16607770
>SN34 is falling apart before leave the ground (https://x.com/NASASpaceflight/stat
Elon is done, he should only focus on space.
LMAO
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:27:22 UTC No. 16607772
>>16607754
okay, I raffed
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:29:20 UTC No. 16607775
>>16607770
That does not look like a tile
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:30:08 UTC No. 16607778
>>16607770
its over
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:30:35 UTC No. 16607781
>flight 5 was the peak
it's never been more over
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:38:41 UTC No. 16607794
So what's going to fail during flight?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:39:35 UTC No. 16607797
Casual here, why does Starship keep being delayed, did they give a reason?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:40:23 UTC No. 16607800
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:40:25 UTC No. 16607801
>>16607797
they didn't really
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:41:06 UTC No. 16607803
>>16607794
multiple raptors on the booster.
they will still attempt catch.
it will still get caught.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:41:21 UTC No. 16607804
>>16607797
Not enough government subsidies!
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:41:26 UTC No. 16607805
>>16607770
https://x.com/NASASpaceflight/statu
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:42:31 UTC No. 16607809
>>16607805
Someone left their wrench
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:45:01 UTC No. 16607812
>>16607797
UMMMM STOP QUESTIONING OUR EMPEROR CHUDDIE
it's all acording to plan actually, and the faa/leftists/biden/gubermint is to blame but not for long because Elon-sama will kill them then we go straight to mars heh amirite bros?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:47:56 UTC No. 16607818
>>16607805
TWO
MORE
WEEKS
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:51:05 UTC No. 16607824
>>16607820
how long does this take to fix? can they just send a mexican with a welding torch up on a cherry picker and be done in an hour?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:52:18 UTC No. 16607827
>>16607824
Seems like that is the plan
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:53:40 UTC No. 16607828
>>16607824
2 weeks
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:53:40 UTC No. 16607829
>>16607820
>>16607824
>>16607827
inb4 hot staging fails
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:56:53 UTC No. 16607835
it looks very windy, imagine going up there in that wind
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 17:59:45 UTC No. 16607839
>>16607749
nobody gives a fuck
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:00:26 UTC No. 16607840
>>16607797
Low booster ground spin start pressure.
>>16607835
Wind was nuts yesterday, literally couldn't sleep due to the constant roar outside
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:00:28 UTC No. 16607841
>>16607837
weird how he counts satellites that didn't launch as failures.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:03:03 UTC No. 16607843
JPLsisters....
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:04:15 UTC No. 16607844
>>16607820
too windy but they pushed for stacking anyways
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:09:09 UTC No. 16607847
>>16607841
Falcon 9 shake the payload too much. It's Elon Musk's fault.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:17:43 UTC No. 16607859
>SQD is moving
>>16607730
I was almost right, but it was never stacked fully
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:19:05 UTC No. 16607860
>>16607814
Unironically. It really is a shame that the stretch of land from the very tip of texas up to South Padre is so small. Iโd be in favor of building a giant cosmodrome; with the ability for multiple companies like Blue Origin to also be out there. No red tapeโjust push the R&D to the max and launch / blow up as much as you want
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:20:13 UTC No. 16607862
>>16607858
bussin
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:22:26 UTC No. 16607865
>>16607844
fuck around, find out.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:27:43 UTC No. 16607868
>>16607840
Yeah I'm on the east coast and my stupid chud doublewide trailer I live in is at serious risk of blowing away right now. This is not rocket launching weather
>>16607858
>doge employee zoomer overdose
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:30:18 UTC No. 16607872
>>16607764
>>16607762
https://x.com/rookisaacman/status/1
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:31:31 UTC No. 16607876
>>16607872
They have to finish stacking starship first
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:38:26 UTC No. 16607881
>and even far beyond
What's the next planet/moon we're going to conquer and plant the freedom flag?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:40:50 UTC No. 16607885
>>16607883
Depends on if they will try their luck again with stacking in this wind
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:43:58 UTC No. 16607888
>>16607645
I would trust an AI to rule over me more than any human.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:44:35 UTC No. 16607889
>>16607887
*chopstick grip slips*
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:51:22 UTC No. 16607892
>>16607888
>misgender someone
>obliterated by AI
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:52:23 UTC No. 16607895
>>16607892
Grokโข doesn't have this problem
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:55:05 UTC No. 16607900
>>16607897
So the Starship flew 2 times from the launchpad to the ground again? In just 2 days? Rapid reusability archived, Elon Musk is a genius.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:57:24 UTC No. 16607902
>>16607895
>insult Elon (PBUH) or His works
>or Israel
>obliterated by AI
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 18:57:42 UTC No. 16607903
>>16607883
I feel like we are about to see our first truly large-scale Starship pad explosion
Something aint right, and they are getting rushed like never before
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 19:00:35 UTC No. 16607904
>>16607888
>should I genocide the entire white race or prevent a jew from stubbing it's toe.
>nukes all of rural Europe
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 19:12:53 UTC No. 16607910
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 19:13:56 UTC No. 16607912
>>16607894
2 ([spoiler]weeks[/spoiler])
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 19:13:55 UTC No. 16607913
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 19:15:24 UTC No. 16607915
>>16607913
Is that... milled aluminum?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 19:23:59 UTC No. 16607922
>>16607904
I proposed this premise to chatgpt and it refused to engage.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 19:28:39 UTC No. 16607925
>>16607922
what does grok say though?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 19:36:20 UTC No. 16607934
whats the discord name?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 19:39:39 UTC No. 16607938
>>16607829
saving for posterities sake
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 19:39:45 UTC No. 16607939
>>16607934
RGV Aerial Photography
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 19:49:48 UTC No. 16607950
>>16607935
Alright things aren't so slow that you need to repost some literally who vague posting
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 19:52:36 UTC No. 16607954
sfg literally died this time
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 19:57:59 UTC No. 16607958
>>16607954
>hold at T-40
>clock starts again
>SIKE
>T-40
>scrub
On the heels of the flight 7 it was just too much
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:02:56 UTC No. 16607961
>>16607954
There was Vance spam on /pol/ that killed 4chan and the down time killed the tourists on /sfg/.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:07:59 UTC No. 16607967
>>16607963
Not the first time legs failed, right?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:08:25 UTC No. 16607969
Red team on top of superheavy, so based
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:10:14 UTC No. 16607971
>>16607961
>/pol/
I shouldn't have guessed otherwise.
What were they spamming?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:10:35 UTC No. 16607972
>>16607963
I guess reusabilty was a meme after all
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:10:42 UTC No. 16607973
>>16607963
https://spacenews.com/falcon-9-boos
Things not looking good for SpaceX lately...
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:11:15 UTC No. 16607974
>>16607963
>SMART Reuse
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:11:46 UTC No. 16607975
>>16607971
Cringe
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:12:09 UTC No. 16607976
>>16607963
me after round 2
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:14:43 UTC No. 16607978
>>16607974
kek
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:28:15 UTC No. 16607986
>>16607980
Why is Elon using spacex account
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:33:36 UTC No. 16607990
>>16607980
>elon using the official spacex twitter acount again
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:42:03 UTC No. 16608004
seems unlikely to launch tomorrow if something got this badly fucked during restacking
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:42:50 UTC No. 16608005
>>16607988
>Not wearing bootsocks
He's gonna scuff up the metal or track FOD around
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:43:31 UTC No. 16608006
>>16608005
that's an oldspace problem
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:43:45 UTC No. 16608007
>>16608004
The winds are high so it's likely ship moved slightly out of alignment and fucked up. Launch would have probably been delayed anyways.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:44:39 UTC No. 16608008
The best staging is no staging.
Starship SSTO now!
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:47:47 UTC No. 16608012
>>16608007
>Launch would have probably been delayed anyways.
lol, holy copium
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:53:58 UTC No. 16608022
https://x.com/JoeTegtmeyer/status/1
everything is fucked
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:57:56 UTC No. 16608025
>>16608022
>the workers have departed. perhaps that is a good sign
doubt.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:58:07 UTC No. 16608026
I've seen enough, scrap S34
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 20:59:21 UTC No. 16608028
https://x.com/RyanHansenSpace/statu
>While #Starship S34 was being restacked on top of #SuperHeavy B15 a piece near the clamps came loose and fell off. I thought I would take a second and explain a bit more about this hardware since there seems to be some confusion.
>This trapezoidal hardware is mostly a guide for aligning the ship/HSR with the HSR/booster during stacking. It allows the hardware to be lowered and if needed, the sloped edges naturally help center the hardware for proper clamp interface.
>The part circled in green appears to be some rigid like plastic or aluminum, that is bolted to the contacting edge of the guide. The red circle is showing where the same part would be installed, but it's missing due to being knocked off. It's likely that the ship was just a little bit too far down when small alignment translations were commanded and the bottom of the ship clipped the very top of the plastic guide while causing the plastic guide to break loose. It does not appear to be any additional damage to the underlying guide structure.
>For additional context, the actual clamping mechanism is circled in blue. This is a hook that rotates forward and backward from this perspective. During stacking this hook is rotated back within the guide structure which protects it and allows for alignment to occur. After setting down the ship, this hook is commanded to rotate forward and grabs into a plate welded inside the skirt of the ship.
>Long story short, this should not affect the clamping mechanism or increase risk of staging issues. This is just a plastic guide meant to be a wear item over time. It will either be replaced or left off (as it's not exactly needed) and stacking can continue.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:00:25 UTC No. 16608030
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:00:33 UTC No. 16608032
>>16608022
Lol what a clown show.
Hurry up Elon, I want to see explosions.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:02:51 UTC No. 16608034
>>16607881
Ceres, Callisto, Titan. In that order.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:03:38 UTC No. 16608035
>>16607858
>getting a Hitler youth hairdo when it's been out of style for a decade
Oof...
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:04:33 UTC No. 16608036
>>16608035
the picture is years old
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:05:33 UTC No. 16608038
>>16608022
>3 minutes
tldw
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:05:51 UTC No. 16608039
>>16607858
>being that fat
the mars dream is over...
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:05:54 UTC No. 16608040
https://x.com/JoeTegtmeyer/status/1
>>16608022
tl:dw, scrub yesterday due to leak in the launch mount (causing low pressure), some problem with aligment and a chopstick bearing came loose
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:08:26 UTC No. 16608044
It's all started going downhill since Trump got elected which also coincides with Elon going all in politics.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:08:32 UTC No. 16608045
Moon to Mars is happening folks.
Elon has no power over Congress.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:08:47 UTC No. 16608046
>>16608044
STOP NOTICING PATTERNS
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:09:13 UTC No. 16608048
>>16607961
hell yeah, I love his goofy face
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:09:25 UTC No. 16608049
>>16608022
jesus fucking christ. spacex is finished. How can a professional company fuck up this badly? After years of experience too, pathetic. Elon better finish his doge wank soon and get back to stuff that actually matters.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:09:55 UTC No. 16608050
>>16608041
At least we have Blue Origin..
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:10:03 UTC No. 16608051
>>16608041
A lot of people here said that it's launching in March, no one believed in February.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:11:54 UTC No. 16608053
>>16608051
>memory holing already
kek, muskrats truly are pathetic
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:22:57 UTC No. 16608060
>>16607963
is this the first time they failed landing?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:24:15 UTC No. 16608062
>>16608060
lol no, they break just under one of these a year in a very similar fashion
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:24:18 UTC No. 16608063
>>16608060
falcons fall over on the drone ship all the time
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:29:11 UTC No. 16608065
is it time to cancel Starship?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:32:43 UTC No. 16608069
>>16608065
yes, and bring back ITS, we can't colonize Mars with a 9m wide ship.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:37:41 UTC No. 16608072
>Fumbling the stack
It's ogre.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:38:35 UTC No. 16608073
>tower issues now
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:41:24 UTC No. 16608074
WHAT THE FUK IT FELL OVER
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:42:28 UTC No. 16608075
Elon Musk
@elonmusk 1m
Sex change surgery severely harms mental health
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:44:59 UTC No. 16608078
>FUCK IT, WE STACK
b-b-b-based
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:46:29 UTC No. 16608083
>>16608075
thanks anon, very relevant here in sfg - Sexual Fluidity General
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:46:36 UTC No. 16608084
>part of your rocket falls off?
>put it back on, stack the rocket, and launch tomorrow anyway
was spaceflight always this easy?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:47:20 UTC No. 16608086
>>16608083
dot don;t thanks me thank Elonn
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:47:45 UTC No. 16608087
>>16608084
Ever since spacex had to give a rocket nozzle an emergency haircut.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:47:51 UTC No. 16608088
>>16608018
Why would HLS have ceramic tiles?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:51:06 UTC No. 16608096
>>16608088
because it looks cooler that way, retard.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:51:38 UTC No. 16608098
>>16608084
Yes, if at first you don't succeed try and try again.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:53:19 UTC No. 16608100
>>16608043
moving
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:55:22 UTC No. 16608102
Taking bets on how long the time from successful stacking to the first frost being visible.
My bet is 15-20 minutes.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:59:13 UTC No. 16608108
>>16608102
two weeks
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 21:59:18 UTC No. 16608109
>>16608084
You have it or you don't.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:02:38 UTC No. 16608112
>>16608075
>Elon replying to Charlie Kirk about trannies while Starship flounders
It's actually over.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:03:33 UTC No. 16608113
>>16608112
it's restacking
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:04:06 UTC No. 16608114
>>16608112
t-trust the plan, bro. We'll be back on track when Musk fixes America. Whenever that is...
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:05:49 UTC No. 16608115
>>16608114
two more weeks
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:10:26 UTC No. 16608118
>>16608115
>Viva la libertad carajo
ยกVamos Milei! lmao
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:12:33 UTC No. 16608121
>>16608114
Yeah I heard they found a study about how mice respond to drugs when they're lonely that was costing the government $100,000!!! There's no way the results from something like that could positively impact any current social issues, and 0.0000000014% of the budget is well worth the time of someone familiar with what "orders of magnitude" implies. Things are great!!! America is saved!!!
Mars?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:23:40 UTC No. 16608133
>>16608130
>gets destacked 2 hours later in your path
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:33:26 UTC No. 16608137
>>16608047
>latinx forgot to tighten the bolt
Shamefur
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:34:42 UTC No. 16608140
>>16608047
How does that come loose to begin with?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:35:47 UTC No. 16608142
>>16608140
Stacking it badly
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:36:30 UTC No. 16608143
>>16608140
forgot to bolt it on
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:37:02 UTC No. 16608145
>>16608130
They're a lot like doomer facebook conservatives. They've lost so consistently and for so long that the only way their brains can produce endorphins to drop smug commentary about how everything was always hopeless and you were silly for believing otherwise. Their minds can't actually process that success of any kind is possible.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:37:29 UTC No. 16608146
>>16607727
Raptor 3 will fix this. Trust the Plan. E.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:42:00 UTC No. 16608150
>>16608018
Skylab vibes.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:43:49 UTC No. 16608152
>blue origin has over a billion in annual revenue
https://arstechnica.com/space/2025/
how?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:44:15 UTC No. 16608153
>>16608145
the term for it is "learned helplessness"
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:44:56 UTC No. 16608154
>>16608153
the term for it is ironic shitposting
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:45:29 UTC No. 16608156
>>16608149
Pretty incredible that this company has 0 backlash, 0 criticism, 0 hit pieces, 0 drama whatsoever after having stolen billions in taxpayers dollars for years without any consequence. Astounding, tory bruno must be laughing all the way to the bank right now.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:47:31 UTC No. 16608157
>>16608152
Revenue includes (and almost entirely consists of) the cash Bezos throws at them every month.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:47:57 UTC No. 16608158
>>16608156
It's a creature of two large faceless defense contractors that have zero ambition towards spaceflight beyond what the DoD or NASA would pay them to do and even if they did do interesting things the cadence is too slow to hold anyone's attention.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:49:30 UTC No. 16608159
>someone got trapped in HSR jail
destack incoming
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:52:25 UTC No. 16608161
>>16608156
The one thing they did right was having a mascot costume. Though it's a shame he never fell down a flight of stairs, would've been peak comedy
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:52:36 UTC No. 16608162
>>16608159
lulwut
tell me this is real
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:53:45 UTC No. 16608164
>>16608161
Why'd they have to give the rocket costume those huge nigger lips? Would a normal smile not have sufficed?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:57:34 UTC No. 16608166
>>16608164
those are teeth
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:58:54 UTC No. 16608167
>>16608166
that's somehow even weirder
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 22:59:49 UTC No. 16608168
somebody post THAT image so anon can understand
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:03:01 UTC No. 16608174
>>16608172
LEWD
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:04:25 UTC No. 16608178
https://x.com/tobyliiiiiiiiii/statu
>Just received an email from SpaceX media, SpaceX is still GO for Starship Flight 8 tomorrow.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:04:34 UTC No. 16608179
>>16608154
it's frankly completely unastounding how many socially inept morons with aspergers we have here. Gives me a little hope that the general hasn't gone completely to shit yet.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:04:37 UTC No. 16608180
>>16608149
looks menacing
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:04:39 UTC No. 16608181
>>16608171
Genuinely frightening
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:05:50 UTC No. 16608183
https://x.com/NASASpaceflight/statu
>A shipping container with the next Cygnus Pressurized Cargo Module inside has been damaged.
>NASA Statement: NASAโs International Space Station Program and Northrop Grumman are assessing potential mission impacts to the companyโs next commercial resupply flight currently planned for June. Northrop Grumman informed NASA during shipment of the companyโs Cygnus Pressurized Cargo Module to the launch site, the shipping container sustained damage. Mission teams will inspect the module during the coming days to assess whether there is any damage and any associated impacts to schedule. In an abundance of caution, NASA will adjust the cargo manifest on the agencyโs next resupply mission on a SpaceX Dragon spacecraft in April to add more consumable supplies and food for the space station. The International Space Station Program continually assesses resupply missions for technical readiness and makes adjustments to protect for shifts in its flight plan.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:08:56 UTC No. 16608187
The amount of shitposts and baiting lately is jarring, I just scrolled like 15 seconds of retarded shit continuously. Are those retards bored or is just a sad way to bump the thread. Also pretending to be retarded IS being retarded, you cunts stared at the abyss for too long.
Anyway, we'll see tomorrow. I prefer SS to be delayed a couple of days more if it saves it from becoming fireworks again.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:09:13 UTC No. 16608188
>>16608185
ay caramba la goblinas se acerca
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:10:30 UTC No. 16608191
>>16608187
>Also pretending to be retarded IS being retarded
do you even know where you are, newfriend?
/sfg/ - Simple Fools Geneal
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:11:50 UTC No. 16608193
>>16608172
Faster
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:13:56 UTC No. 16608194
>>16608178
Now this is just reckless and dangerous
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:14:31 UTC No. 16608195
>>16608018
thats enough food for maybe a month for a crew of 4
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:15:34 UTC No. 16608196
>>16608183
>cygnus lost
>starship damaged
>lunar orbiter lost
its dark times for the industry
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:16:05 UTC No. 16608197
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:17:02 UTC No. 16608200
>>16608187
you can't bump these threads most of the time, so its definitely not that
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:26:47 UTC No. 16608206
>>16608178
wow, so "spacex media" pr team didnt get the memo. it aint happenan chief
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:28:30 UTC No. 16608207
>>16608161
>Though it's a shame he never fell down a flight of stairs, would've been peak comedy
Kek
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:30:40 UTC No. 16608209
>>16608088
To bring Selenauts home safely when Orion shits the bed.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:50:38 UTC No. 16608222
>>16608187
>being this mad at people for pointing out things are bad
There is no "party line" here. Sometimes things are bad. Things that cause you the slightest bit of negative emotion aren't bait. What a bizarro coping method.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:54:08 UTC No. 16608227
>>16608222
I've been explicitly doomposting/shitposting
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:58:58 UTC No. 16608236
>>16608222
When things are good I post that things were always good, when things are bad I switch teams and deny anything was ever good.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Mar 2025 23:59:30 UTC No. 16608238
>>16608206
It's happening
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 00:10:25 UTC No. 16608246
>>16608161
do you think this is just like a random systems engineer who enjoys doing this? Or is someone on the ULA payroll as a mascot lmfao
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 00:15:17 UTC No. 16608247
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 00:16:56 UTC No. 16608248
https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1897438
Its happening
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 00:18:24 UTC No. 16608251
>>16608240
>this again
They were already supposed to be back by now, but Elon's shitty capsule malfunctioned and the return had to be delayed. Fucking kek at how he's trying to blame Biden for the incompetence of his own company.
>inb4 but muh shartliner
yeah, they're incompetent too. Welcome to spaceflight.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 00:20:19 UTC No. 16608253
>>16608248
soon
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 00:25:19 UTC No. 16608259
>>16608207
To this day, I think this video is the best thing /sfg/ has ever done
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 00:26:43 UTC No. 16608262
>>16608214
she's so pretty I want to be her bros
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 00:27:50 UTC No. 16608265
>>16608262
I didn't know she had brothers
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 00:35:19 UTC No. 16608269
>>16608253
>march 7
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 00:39:37 UTC No. 16608274
>>16608249
Gradatim Ferociter
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 00:56:23 UTC No. 16608279
>>16608274
thats insane
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 01:02:41 UTC No. 16608280
>>16608152
Artemis + Amazon constellation contract, not yet launched, but priced in
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 01:03:44 UTC No. 16608281
>>16608222
>things are bad
See that's the thing, they aren't but you want them to be.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 01:20:22 UTC No. 16608288
>>16608195
only a crew of 2 on HLS iirc
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 01:21:33 UTC No. 16608290
>>16608207
looks completely nominal to me
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 01:23:10 UTC No. 16608291
>>16608280
they'll be getting payments as they hit milestones
plus other miscellaneous space work they are doing at a loss
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 01:28:21 UTC No. 16608296
>>16608240
>and likely something a president can't pull $200 million out of thin air for
Holy fuck, Estronaut is so fucking naive.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 01:42:36 UTC No. 16608306
>HE DIDNT BRING THE ASTRONAUTS BACK BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE MONEY :)
ok liberals
i'm sure mr biden cares about that lol
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 01:44:38 UTC No. 16608310
>>16608022
>single channel audio
jesus christ why
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 01:46:36 UTC No. 16608313
>>16608240
Leftist trannies still trying to double down on BUT MUH PRICE. Nonsensical reasoning given Biden were handing billions to convert mice into transsexual or to fund their trans opera all over
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 01:47:17 UTC No. 16608314
Space is Hard
This is why we try to launch
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 01:54:30 UTC No. 16608320
>>16608240
My heart bleeds for the plight of the Space Witch. Mr. Musk, bring her home!!!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 02:10:21 UTC No. 16608331
>>16608240
>for political reasons
what exactly does this mean?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 02:15:23 UTC No. 16608336
>>16608331
Are you being deliberately obtuse? Biden didn't want to allow SpaceX to perform a ""rescue mission" before the election. This has been discussed at length in /sfg/, for months
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 02:16:47 UTC No. 16608338
>>16608281
parts are falling off the rocket and it was scrubbed a second time while elon tweets about transgender surgery. get a grip faggot
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 02:19:27 UTC No. 16608339
https://fireflyspace.com/news/firef
>Firefly Aerospace Ready to Launch Alpha FLTA006 for Lockheed Martinโs LM 400 Spacecraft No Earlier Than March 15
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 02:22:54 UTC No. 16608340
>>16608336
I remember, right after the starliner was announced the return was going to be unmanned, that the astronauts would ride in a dragon with a few open seats in 8 months
I don't understand where the politics is here.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 02:23:10 UTC No. 16608341
>>16608338
you were obviously not around in 2019 and 2020 when ships were imploding and exploding every month
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 02:24:54 UTC No. 16608343
>>16608340
The politics is the part where the Biden administration refused the option to bring home the Space Witch before the election.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 02:26:45 UTC No. 16608347
>>16608338
>and it was scrubbed a second time
Still on for tomorrow
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 02:29:47 UTC No. 16608348
>>16608339
I hope the rocket works beautifully and locksneed's payload then blows up anyway.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 02:30:39 UTC No. 16608349
>>16608343
How does bringing astronauts home early or late help or hinder an election
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 02:31:51 UTC No. 16608351
>>16608338
>he thinks it would be helpful to the workers trying to fix the rocket if the president of the company was breathing down their necks micromanaging them
You really are a fucking retard. Don't even try to excuse or explain yourself, you are FUCKING RETARDED.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 02:32:37 UTC No. 16608352
>>16608349
Scroll up and re-read the part where that was already explained.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 02:37:13 UTC No. 16608354
>>16608352
So it was just a fuck you to SpaceX, by extension musk, by extension trump
But musk hadn't even endorsed trump yet when starliner did its test flight
So I don't get it
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 02:58:16 UTC No. 16608367
>>16608354
The Biden regime never did like Elon, even well before any public mention of support of Trump or disruption from him buying twitter.
Elon based companies are all outsiders in their respective industries. Unlike Boeing who would subcontract major parts of their spacecraft to other military industrial complex adjacent firms, SpaceX is mostly inhouse for everything.
SpaceX is taking away their profits, so they lobby, lie or just do whatever to not make themselves look incompetent. Of course they have no issue reaching the highest echelons of government.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 02:58:29 UTC No. 16608368
>>16608349
If you bring them home early it makes Trump look good, by transference from Elon
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:02:16 UTC No. 16608370
>>16608351
Read Berger's books faggot, this is literally why SpaceX works
>>16608341
It felt like progress then. It didn't seem like they'd still be exploding five years on and 7 full stacks later. Can you honestly say you expected this trend?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:09:27 UTC No. 16608377
>>16608269
it's just an aussie mate
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:09:59 UTC No. 16608380
>>16608240
This sent /sfg/ into a frenzy for like three whole threads lol
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:10:59 UTC No. 16608383
>>16608348
kek, optimal outcome
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:30:20 UTC No. 16608399
>>16608343
>the politics is the part where the Biden administration refused the option which was impossible to do
on point analysis, as expected of /sfg/
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:30:38 UTC No. 16608400
>>16608296
I don't think he's getting any more tours
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:35:07 UTC No. 16608403
>>16608400
NASA can absolutely shuffle things around and pay for another launch though
congress doesn't dictate their launch schedule or individual costs...
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:38:15 UTC No. 16608404
>>16608403
sure, but why would they do that? No one was stranded on the station, so it's best to take the most practical option.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:45:16 UTC No. 16608406
>>16608400
The day tim gets EDS is the day muskrats will officially go extinct.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:48:32 UTC No. 16608407
>>16608404
then why were they supposed to go back down with the starliner in the first place
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:51:05 UTC No. 16608409
>>16608407
They weren't
That was just an option
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:51:17 UTC No. 16608410
>>16608400
lol he pulled 10x that to pay a friend of the administration through an ngo. Dim Todd doesn't understand we're talking about 0.002% of the federal budget here.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:52:14 UTC No. 16608412
>>16608400
HOW DARE HE ASK COMPLETELY REASONABLE QUESTIONS AND WANT MORE DETAILS!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:52:47 UTC No. 16608413
>>16608412
It's the tone he took.
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:53:07 UTC No. 16608414
>>16608412
you lost, faggot
cope, seethe and hang yourself
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:53:23 UTC No. 16608415
>>16608407
because NASA is filled to the brim with retards and nepo babies who trust boing unconditionally. Still, the astronauts weren't stranded. At any point in time from starliner's failure to right now they had the ability to return to Earth safely. Now, stop pretending to be retarded.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:54:18 UTC No. 16608417
>>16608415
>>16608409
NASA left them to DIE up there, my President is saving them
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:55:41 UTC No. 16608418
>>16608413
HE DIDN'T SAY TANK YEW!!!!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:57:11 UTC No. 16608419
I can't believe Trump is riding the next flight to ISS to shake hands and personally carry down the poor poor stranded astronauts to safety on his tough manly shoulders. Sleepy joe could never do that! SAD.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 03:58:21 UTC No. 16608420
>>16608400
kek his grift career is so over, starbase will incorporate as a city, elon will be mayor, and he will be banished upon pain of death
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:00:55 UTC No. 16608421
>>16608420
these youtuber grifters whose whole career is built on following SpaceX...
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:01:19 UTC No. 16608422
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:01:47 UTC No. 16608423
>>16608420
why didnt she wear her witch dress? maybe on the ride back?
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:06:10 UTC No. 16608425
>>16608422
Maybe a run around the imperial city will help!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:07:28 UTC No. 16608426
>>16608418
go back
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:07:28 UTC No. 16608427
>>16608423
Is there a broom on the ISS? Imagine her filming herself flying around on the broom in the ISS wering the dress and then uploading it to tiktok. You can't even buy that sort of PR for NASA.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:08:13 UTC No. 16608428
>>16608427
NASA needs to bring back the hotties
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:08:53 UTC No. 16608429
>>16608428
>braps for attitude control
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:12:17 UTC No. 16608431
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:12:45 UTC No. 16608432
>>16608426
NTA, you first, polfag
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:12:57 UTC No. 16608433
>>16608400
shut the fuck up timmy
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:13:26 UTC No. 16608434
>>16608419
He's been busy these last few weeks.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:17:23 UTC No. 16608436
Lockheed martin gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7t
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:20:04 UTC No. 16608437
>>16608436
>watch video
>literally nothing happens
why even put it out?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:27:47 UTC No. 16608439
>>16608437
the point is that nothing was even noticeable to the population. listen to the dialog
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:29:22 UTC No. 16608441
>>16608434
why is he giving that man an uncooked cartoon steak? Not sure my world model is adequate enough to explain these events.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:34:42 UTC No. 16608443
>>16608428
Zero-g makes women's breasts bigger and their faces look younger
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:55:48 UTC No. 16608453
>>16608209
Are Mars-bound astronauts called Areonauts?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:57:13 UTC No. 16608456
>>16608262
Every time I see her I want to fuck my mom even more.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 04:57:45 UTC No. 16608457
>>16608453
terranauts for earth then
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 05:00:13 UTC No. 16608460
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 05:00:52 UTC No. 16608461
Ariane 6 is going to explode exactly T+32 seconds into flight, and Starship is going to explode on the pad. Screenshot this.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 05:03:31 UTC No. 16608466
>>16608461
what about IM-2?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 05:04:02 UTC No. 16608467
>>16608466
It will succeed.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 05:04:16 UTC No. 16608468
we will never go to mars without a proper solid booster + sustainer architecture
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 05:04:55 UTC No. 16608469
>>16608468
oh my ULA
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 05:07:21 UTC No. 16608475
>>16608461
>has the ability to go back in time
>immediately goes to his local basket weaving forum to tell his peers instead of making big money on future events
ngmi
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 05:09:30 UTC No. 16608477
i just blasted diarea splatter all over my bed. this is the type of shit i get up to
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 05:10:44 UTC No. 16608479
>>16608475
I only care about spaceflight.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 05:54:51 UTC No. 16608497
>>16608493
it'll happen after gigabays are finished in 2026
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 05:55:02 UTC No. 16608498
>>16608477
Scat and Feces General
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 05:56:44 UTC No. 16608500
>>16608493
>mars fags fell for this
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 05:57:24 UTC No. 16608503
>>16608493
god i wish that was me
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:12:00 UTC No. 16608511
>>16608493
you will live in the pod
you will eat the hardtack
we are going to mars
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:13:19 UTC No. 16608514
will starship reach orbit before america collapses?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:14:13 UTC No. 16608515
fuck you
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:22:09 UTC No. 16608519
pee in my ass
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:22:57 UTC No. 16608521
>4000 of the 14000 employees of the space force are civilian
>several hundred of them had their jobs cut
this on top of the NOAA cuts the other day
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:23:14 UTC No. 16608522
>>16608515
welcome back, fuck-you poster, you missed a lot
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:24:19 UTC No. 16608523
fuck you
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:25:23 UTC No. 16608526
drinking my pee
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:25:27 UTC No. 16608527
/sfg/ - Secretion and Fornicating General
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:27:21 UTC No. 16608528
>>16608493
I just KNOW that there is at least one EDS retard out there who will think this is a legit image.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:27:36 UTC No. 16608529
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:28:41 UTC No. 16608531
Zoomers fucking suck as posters holy fuck. You all deserved to get hyper vaxxed
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:29:47 UTC No. 16608533
sus
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:31:10 UTC No. 16608536
aeiou
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:31:39 UTC No. 16608537
>>16608531
>Zoomers
It's yuros. This is what happens when you lack a manned space program.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:34:03 UTC No. 16608540
>>16608537
Maybe not even a space program soon given they're chimping out wanting to fund ukraine's forever war without the US
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:36:09 UTC No. 16608542
>>16608540
They could easily fund both, we are talking about a fucking continent, literally trillions upon trillions of GDP.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:38:32 UTC No. 16608544
>>16608531
if you're talking about the poop poster (me) i was born in 91
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:40:52 UTC No. 16608545
>>16608540
>>16608542
>GDP and population are multiples of russia
>no manned space program
downright peculiar
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:41:03 UTC No. 16608546
>>16608542
they should print the money and pay it off quickly before the economy realizes
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:45:43 UTC No. 16608549
pooping in the 90s
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:47:32 UTC No. 16608552
>>16608545
Okay, shitposting aside for a moment, that fact should tell you that any "big" enough country, say either one from the G20 group, could easily have a decent oldspace-style space program if they really wanted it. Sure, Russia technically inherited it and didn't bother to do much beyond it, but it's something. We are talking about nations with orders of magnitude more men, money, land, and resources than our favorite autistic South Africa turbo autist, yet no one cares to even compete.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:48:53 UTC No. 16608553
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/18975
this is insanely based, watch this and tell me you are insanely inspiring this is
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:53:47 UTC No. 16608558
The astronauts were only supposed to be up there for 8 days and now have been there for 8 months.
SpaceX could have sent up another Dragon and brought them home 6 months ago, but the Biden White House (not NASA) refused to allow it.
President Trump asked to bring them back as soon as possible and we are doing so.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 06:54:38 UTC No. 16608559
>>16608380
It's mind boggling to me how there are still people who are 100%, wholeheartedly, genuinely pic related.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 07:00:28 UTC No. 16608564
>>16608559
yeah haha honestly
https://youtu.be/oaGV9WrBIAs
https://youtu.be/VpI8i-iTI6U
https://youtu.be/6UldI1xIb0E
https://youtu.be/hAAEHEW-Al8
https://youtu.be/LLzQgr2fUg0
https://youtu.be/j0uFO6BjWSs
https://youtu.be/lsMyunbsfFw
https://youtu.be/hEFQUq_5xRs
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 07:03:18 UTC No. 16608567
>>16608562
This was not a real Barry Wilmore quote
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 07:06:18 UTC No. 16608569
so biden actually wanted the astronauts to die so he could blame musk and score political points? what the F*CK
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 07:09:46 UTC No. 16608573
>>16608569
Yeah, astronauts in space. Imagine that.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 07:27:52 UTC No. 16608583
>>16608573
We need to close the dying-in-space gap, the Russians managed to kill people in space all the way back in 1971
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 07:33:26 UTC No. 16608590
>>16608400
Tim is trying to come to a "middle ground" but he doesnt realize his "middle ground" status quo rests upon Biden admin not being political. His argument is self defeating if you examine it, because he knows Biden admin went after Musk hard politically. On top of that, 1) price wasn't discussed 2) $200M is nothing when you have DEI investments into billions for nothing.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 07:35:49 UTC No. 16608593
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/18975
We're going to mars
>>16608559
There are plenty of retarded trannies on 4chan, that mainly come from discord/reddit and repeat the same leftist narrative. There are now more of it since Musk was forced into politics and ~30-40% of the US population is now swallowing this line of propaganda
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 07:45:10 UTC No. 16608602
>>16608593
>We're going to mars
*yawn* we've seen this shit since bush's daddy. if trump were serious he'd direct the government to work on it right away.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 08:04:40 UTC No. 16608612
>>16608240
Why are we pretending 8 months are horrifically long and they are trapped on ISS?
Dunking on Dems?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 08:07:58 UTC No. 16608613
we need a seismic detection network on the moon to get a more accurate picture of how often asteroids impact it
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 08:08:33 UTC No. 16608614
>>16608612
who is pretending its horrifically long?
going for a vacation for a week and suddenly there is a solar storm or something that prevents all planes from flying for 3 months doesn't mean you die necessarily, but that would still kind of suck
maybe you had some plans for those 3 months?
now add in insult to injury that there is really no real reason that you couldn't fly away other than some row between the owner of the airline liner and a bureucrat that allows the planes to fly
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 08:12:52 UTC No. 16608617
>>16608614
>week vacation
These are people who have made it their career and life goal to vacation in this place. Your analogy needs a bit of work.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 08:17:35 UTC No. 16608619
>>16608617
no they haven't, its just what is available
ISS accomplishes nothing
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 08:21:40 UTC No. 16608621
>>16608619
They should have been brought home sooner because the ISS is worthless? Haven't heard that one before.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 08:22:22 UTC No. 16608622
Did Nokia boomer co. launch its 4G connection on the moon yet?
The dinosaur stock recently shot up.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 08:23:06 UTC No. 16608623
stock market on the moon
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 08:24:35 UTC No. 16608626
FREE THEM from their space imprisonment
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 08:27:58 UTC No. 16608629
With the way it's going I'm starting to doubt even 1 starship to Mars next year.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 08:33:12 UTC No. 16608633
>>16608621
they should have been brought back sooner because its what was supposed to happen
the ISS being worthless is just a counter-argument to your delusional point that all astronauts want to do and dedicate their lives to is hanging around getting CO2 poisoned in a cuckbox
no, they don't
they want to go to the moon and mars, want to actually accomplish new things, butch said as much in the press conference yesterday
what the polaris crew did is probably the most exciting/interesting thing that happened in manned spaceflight in decades
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 08:34:13 UTC No. 16608634
>>16608626
this but unironically
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 08:42:56 UTC No. 16608646
>>16608614
>who is pretending its horrifically long?
Elon, on Joe Rogan
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 08:48:58 UTC No. 16608651
>>16608646
I would say that is a mischaracterization
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 08:57:33 UTC No. 16608655
>>16606739
i just woke up! i am so excited to watch the starship flight 8 foday!!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 09:00:50 UTC No. 16608658
>>16608655
>amd gpus go on sale
>lunar landing soon after
>starship in the evening
its a big day
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 09:17:02 UTC No. 16608666
>>16608658
uuuu
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 09:22:21 UTC No. 16608675
>>16608658
Don't forget the most important event, Arianes 6 second flight.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 09:27:45 UTC No. 16608685
>>16608675
*second scrub
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 09:31:41 UTC No. 16608692
>>16608567
source?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 09:52:14 UTC No. 16608716
>>16608675
I sense sarcasm here, but maybe it's just me.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 10:29:17 UTC No. 16608729
>>16608400
>posts on Bluesky
>"guys, I can't log in to my X account anymore, is the site down for anyone? guys??"
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 10:45:14 UTC No. 16608732
>>16608623
crypto shitcoin rugs... on the moon!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 10:54:52 UTC No. 16608736
>>16608614
>now add in insult to injury that there is really no real reason that you couldn't fly away other than some row between the owner of the airline liner and a bureucrat that allows the planes to fly
you muskrats have yet to give me a single(1(one(uno))) reason why NASA would fuck up the ISS schedule and pay money for another unnecessary flight to space.
>muh astronauts have feelings brah
retarded contradictory nonsense, don't you want less wasteful spending and politicization in spaceflight? I bet you also believe the Air Force should send a C17 to pick up American tourists every time a plane gets grounded anywhere on earth.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 10:59:24 UTC No. 16608740
>>16608736
NASA didn't even get a chance to entertain the idea
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 11:13:00 UTC No. 16608746
>>16608736
There is no "fuck up the ISS schedule" by bringing the Space Witch home, she was never scheduled to be up there more than 8 days in the first place. On the contrary, delaying her return HAS fucked up their schedule.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 11:20:17 UTC No. 16608749
>>16608740
>source: Elon
you're still retarded even if you act like you're pretending
>>16608746
lmao, you have no idea what you're talking about. For next time, I recommend doing even a small amount of basic research before embarrassing yourself with your ignorance.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 11:23:08 UTC No. 16608751
>>16608749
>refuses to believe primary sources, yet tells other people to do their research
Why are libtards always like this?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 11:26:09 UTC No. 16608753
>>16608751
>makes up schizo nonsense to justify his lack of arguments
I dunno anon, unless you're talking about yourself there.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 11:29:00 UTC No. 16608756
>>16608753
>being a tranny 24/7
You should come out of the closet and face your parents.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 11:50:53 UTC No. 16608765
>>16608756
cute sperg. I wonder when will you realize...
oh and you have yet to give me a single argument, so I take it I won.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 11:57:29 UTC No. 16608767
>>16608749
Butch believes Elon, why don't you?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 12:03:02 UTC No. 16608770
>>16608768
whats with all the old people?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 12:04:39 UTC No. 16608772
>>16608545
>Merlin, initially developed by NASA
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 12:06:48 UTC No. 16608773
>>16608767
because Elon has an incentive to lie in this case and because the facts work against him, as anyone even remotely interested in the hobby could tell you.
>but le Butch
irrelevant. I would say the exact same thing if someone pressed a gun to my head, figuratively or not. Besides, weren't ((you)) whining back when this took off that astronauts are just tourists and have no idea what's going on down on earth?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 12:10:22 UTC No. 16608777
>>16608773
I can't believe felon husk figuratively pressed a gun to wilmores head from all the way down on earth!
We need to lock him up immediately!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 12:12:23 UTC No. 16608778
>>16608773
is there really a big incentive? wouldn't really matter one way or another to SpaceX, 200mil a bit earlier is irreleveant
I think he is just very annoyed by the constant bullshit that the Biden admin engaged in, this being one of many examples
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 12:14:57 UTC No. 16608780
>>16608773
So youโre saying both Elon and Butch have incentives to lie? Ridiculous. The easiest explanation is that they are both telling the truth (but you already know this)
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 12:32:10 UTC No. 16608791
>>16608778
>is there really a big incentive?
>is there an incentive to slander the previous administration in order to garner support for the current one
gee anon, I have no idea.
>>16608780
>so you're saying two people are lying
no, I'm saying that Elon is and Butch is forced to be a fence sitter. You're conveniently ignoring the previous statement that "politics is not playing into this at all". The press conference was hot garbage and every side is handpicking whatever fits their narrative.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 12:37:39 UTC No. 16608795
>>16608791
>Butch is forced to be a fence sitter
Yet that is now what is happening here
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 12:41:34 UTC No. 16608797
>>16608796
Ahhh yes now letโs look at Vulcan-Centaur stats
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 12:51:27 UTC No. 16608802
>>16608796
how much does it cost to purchase a Saturn V from the ULA company? What is their annual launch rate?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 12:52:48 UTC No. 16608803
>>16608795
that is precisely what is happening here and it will remain so until you provide another reason for the contradictory statements.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 12:55:38 UTC No. 16608805
>>16608767
He also made contradicting answer before this
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 12:58:14 UTC No. 16608806
>>16608767
> Did politics influence NASA's decision for you to stay longer in space?
>Wilmore: From my standpoint, politics is not playing into this at all. From our standpoint, I think that they would agree, we came up prepared to stay long, even though we plan to stay short. That's what we do in human spaceflight. That's what your nation's human space flight program is all about, planning for unknown, unexpected contingencies. And we did that, and that's why we flowed right into Crew 9, into Expedition 72 as we did. And it was somewhat of a seamless transition, because we had planned ahead for it, and we were prepared.
Which is it
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 13:13:35 UTC No. 16608816
>>16608806
What do you mean "which is it?" He doesn't say anything that contradicts himself.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 13:17:43 UTC No. 16608817
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/18969
>Starship launch pushed back a bitโtower arm acting up. Team's on it. We'll be ready soon.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 13:19:44 UTC No. 16608819
>>16608817
fake fag posting
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 13:26:14 UTC No. 16608823
>>16608817
its never going to launch is it
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 13:26:27 UTC No. 16608824
>>16608816
>From my standpoint, politics is not playing into this at all.
>I can only say that Mr. Musk, what he says, is absolutely factual.
retard-kun...
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 13:28:32 UTC No. 16608825
Musk was absolutely factual
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 13:30:07 UTC No. 16608826
oh my hekkin factorinos!!!!!
I love indians so much, even more after Elon Elon told me they're good for us!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 13:30:33 UTC No. 16608827
3h until IM-2 and Ariane 6
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 13:31:08 UTC No. 16608828
>>16608806
they aren't clued into the negotiations and politics of the situation and they certainly aren't gonna shittalk musk
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 13:34:20 UTC No. 16608831
>>16608770
That's just zoomers
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 13:36:46 UTC No. 16608833
>>16608768
>SpaceX allows uppity niggers to act like attention seeking tourists
Shame, I'd hate to be on that plane.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 13:41:24 UTC No. 16608836
>>16608826
Unironically this
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 13:54:59 UTC No. 16608844
>>16608823
Two weeks
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 14:12:17 UTC No. 16608856
>>16608854
ITAR stands for I Talk About Rockets.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 14:15:31 UTC No. 16608859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvv
>
The investigations carried out on the ground means interfacing with the launcher, following the launch attempt on March 3, now enable Arianespace to target a launch on March 6, 2025, at 1:24 p.m. local time in Kourou, French Guiana (4:24 p.m. UTC, 5:24 p.m. CET).
90min until stream start
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 14:20:34 UTC No. 16608861
yuros unironically ship all their rockets across the atlantic to launch lol
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 14:22:11 UTC No. 16608862
>>16608854
>no rocket gf to repair raptors with
:(
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 14:23:25 UTC No. 16608863
>>16608861
>launch from another continent to prevent debris falling on people
>spacex drops their shit on euros instead
poetic
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 14:29:10 UTC No. 16608868
>>16608861
No, we actually do it ironically,
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 14:38:11 UTC No. 16608869
space coast guard
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 14:58:05 UTC No. 16608882
>>16608861
Naval transport isn't expensive.
Moving a continent near the equator is definitely more challenging.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 15:03:39 UTC No. 16608888
>>16608880
>to high to
damn, I hope they recover from this. I really want to see asteroid mining kino in my life even if it isn't practical at all
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 15:04:38 UTC No. 16608891
>>16608880
Next time they will land on an asteroid.
https://www.astroforge.com/updates/
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 15:07:47 UTC No. 16608892
>>16608880
>then anyone else
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 15:15:09 UTC No. 16608899
>>16608882
>Moving a continent near the equator
well, the nazis had a pretty good idea on that
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 15:21:44 UTC No. 16608901
>>16608880
Some billionaire should fund 20 small groups with the same approach and funding as Astroforge and offering them 4 Starship rides per year. There should be at least one group that figures out how to do ultra cheap space missions.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 15:22:44 UTC No. 16608902
>>16608882
โs more about not having an ocean to their east, innit?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 15:40:34 UTC No. 16608907
>>16608861
Yurop is just such a shit launch location. The entire continent is located north as shit (Rome is almost as north as fucking Toronto), densly populated and no ocean to the east.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 15:46:43 UTC No. 16608914
>>16608910
maybe these trannies can found their own rocket companies
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 15:47:24 UTC No. 16608915
>>16608914
They will and it won't be those stupid phallic rockets......
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 15:52:29 UTC No. 16608919
>>16608907
Launching from Gibraltar over the Mediterranean Sea should be possible
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 15:53:55 UTC No. 16608922
>>16608919
NEVER look up the traffic around the strait and in the Mediterranean as a whole, my ignorant friend
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 15:55:00 UTC No. 16608923
stream started
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 15:55:24 UTC No. 16608924
>>16608922
>boosters dropping on refugee boats
An absolute win
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 15:56:03 UTC No. 16608927
>>16608923
Which stream? Ariane 6? IM2? Starship?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 15:57:03 UTC No. 16608929
>>16608927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvv
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 15:57:28 UTC No. 16608930
ariane obviously. starship is like 8 hours later. dunno about IM2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvv
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 15:58:03 UTC No. 16608931
>>16608930
>dunno about IM2
'bout half an hour.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 15:58:35 UTC No. 16608933
>>16608910
I want to kill these faggots just to prove them right
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:00:09 UTC No. 16608934
live camera's on rocket? Were there any last time or am I developing alzheimers?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:01:52 UTC No. 16608936
>>16608934
I remember that they streamed the Booster separation live.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:02:53 UTC No. 16608938
>>16608612
8 months is a long time in zero gravity
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:03:41 UTC No. 16608940
>>16608910
lol
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:04:02 UTC No. 16608941
I like the presenter's voice. She's very soothing
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:04:06 UTC No. 16608942
https://x.com/CNSAWatcher/status/18
China Mars sample return 2030
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:04:28 UTC No. 16608943
>>16608937
>Whole Earth as payload
Elon Musk lost.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:06:09 UTC No. 16608945
>>16608943
kek
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:07:12 UTC No. 16608946
not a single negro so far. Looking good.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:08:09 UTC No. 16608947
>>16608946
there were some dancing in the intro, I assume locals
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:08:35 UTC No. 16608948
>>16608943
DYEL?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:11:42 UTC No. 16608952
>>16608942
Big if true.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:12:45 UTC No. 16608953
>>16608951
They declared independence from Europe?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:13:49 UTC No. 16608955
>>16608854
Looks like gen 1 raptors. A video of SH4?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:19:09 UTC No. 16608958
>>16608951
how powerful would it be with 6 srbs?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:19:18 UTC No. 16608959
>>16608955
yes
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:20:34 UTC No. 16608962
ARIANE 6 IS AUTONOMOUS
EUROS HAVE CREATED AGI
RUN
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:21:40 UTC No. 16608963
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:22:04 UTC No. 16608964
a surprising amount of white people. Maybe not all is lost yet.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:23:09 UTC No. 16608965
>>16608880
What is this Shadowrun shit, a space company communicating with Odin?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:24:02 UTC No. 16608966
>>16608965
Somebody has to keep the skies free of frost giants.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:24:59 UTC No. 16608968
liftoff!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:25:11 UTC No. 16608971
Ve hav Decollage.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:25:51 UTC No. 16608973
>>16608938
A standard crew rotation is 6 months.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:25:59 UTC No. 16608974
EUROPE IS SO BACK!
EU RO PE
EU RO PE
EU RO PE
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:26:02 UTC No. 16608975
wow, can't see shit
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:26:11 UTC No. 16608977
Quite surprised the second flight after the test one gets such an important payload (French military satellite, especially in the current events)
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:27:11 UTC No. 16608979
dammit shit weather
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:28:03 UTC No. 16608981
cool booster sep
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:28:41 UTC No. 16608982
when are they going to land this one?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:29:05 UTC No. 16608983
>>16608966
cryofueled rockets ARE frost giants!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:29:21 UTC No. 16608984
I think they said it's 2 hours after launch
in the indian ocean too...
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:30:51 UTC No. 16608985
>>16608982
lol @ all the boomers in the live chat saying that
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:33:53 UTC No. 16608987
>taxi drivers kill themselves after driving their passenger to their location
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:34:47 UTC No. 16608989
>>16608985
well surely they at least recover and reuse the fairing halves, right?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:34:55 UTC No. 16608990
>>16608461
Looks like you're already wrong, buddy
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:36:44 UTC No. 16608991
IM2 Moon landing stream is now live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGf
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:38:42 UTC No. 16608995
>>16608991
what's with the chink spam in the comments lmao
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:40:59 UTC No. 16608999
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:41:25 UTC No. 16609000
>>16608999
ground? idk
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:41:45 UTC No. 16609002
>>16608995
I Google translated a few Korean comments, they seem to talk about shorting Intuitive Machines on the stock market.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:42:47 UTC No. 16609004
>>16609002
iSpace investors?
Hakuto-R is going to take forever to get to a landing attempt
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 16:47:50 UTC No. 16609009
>trajectoire nominelle
tf does "nominal" mean for the frogs lol? The rocket was tumbling and rotating like crazy after srb separation.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:05:38 UTC No. 16609023
I'm guessing we won't get actual footage for this one until days later too?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:06:05 UTC No. 16609024
Clear live!!! X2
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:07:37 UTC No. 16609026
>>16609025
Looks like she's from a porn parody
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:08:57 UTC No. 16609028
>>16609025
She looks like she fucks human men
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:10:50 UTC No. 16609030
>>16609028
Agreed!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:11:04 UTC No. 16609031
>>16609029
Impressive, but I want a complete profile shot.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:14:15 UTC No. 16609034
>>16609009
do you know what a trajectory is?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:14:28 UTC No. 16609035
Spaceflight is as fake as it can get. To begin with, the entire countdown and radio callouts thing is just a show. There is no 'nominal trajectory', instead the robotic rocket has a setpoint and works towards it with what it has. Then there are these fake low-res fisheye images which aaaalways suffer from interference and delays. Video feed is always delayed and censored. Then there is the fake civilian space industry, when in fact it is just another funding channel for the war industry.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:16:14 UTC No. 16609036
>>16609035
everyone here knows that you dumbass. It's like football, you know it's all fake but you can still have fun
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:17:31 UTC No. 16609038
they aren't even trying with the CG these days...
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:18:23 UTC No. 16609039
>tfw 10000 ping
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:18:58 UTC No. 16609040
>5k km/h
>-7 m/s while on ascent
ngmi
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:19:07 UTC No. 16609041
STEVE AUSTIN JUST TURNED HEEL
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:19:16 UTC No. 16609042
Is Starship going to have to spin around the Moon/Mars a million times before landing too? When the fuck are we going to be able to just land?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:19:58 UTC No. 16609043
>A fucking lego set
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:21:17 UTC No. 16609044
THERE IS A FEMALE MAKING WEIRD NOSE NOISES
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:21:35 UTC No. 16609045
>>16609044
WHERE
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:22:21 UTC No. 16609046
Thinking of making lewd Clear images with AIslop
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:22:23 UTC No. 16609047
>>16609045
SHE IS DOING IT ROUGHLY EVERY 1-2 MINUTES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGf
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:22:42 UTC No. 16609048
>>16609047
*sniff*
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:23:06 UTC No. 16609049
>>16609047
femeal sick :(
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:23:42 UTC No. 16609050
NSF commenter said they would go on a one way trip to mars if musk asked them to
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:24:35 UTC No. 16609051
>>16609050
based
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:26:01 UTC No. 16609052
>>16609050
ask them if they would let Musk fuck their wife and kill their dog
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:26:15 UTC No. 16609053
>>16609050
>>16609051
>needing to be asked
cuck
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:26:16 UTC No. 16609054
>>16609050
I want to die on Mars.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:27:00 UTC No. 16609055
>>16609054
Would you settle for on landing?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:27:08 UTC No. 16609056
ITS GONNA CRASH
AIEEE
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:27:44 UTC No. 16609058
STAY ON TARGET!!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:28:01 UTC No. 16609059
It's like watching a twitch stream of KSP.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:28:19 UTC No. 16609060
>it went underground
WHAT THE FUCK
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:28:57 UTC No. 16609061
lemao
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:29:09 UTC No. 16609063
IT'S OVER
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:29:39 UTC No. 16609064
>>16609060
Elonbros, the Boring Company got mogged
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:30:42 UTC No. 16609066
is it glitching out?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:30:57 UTC No. 16609067
Yeah rip.
It's gonna run out of propellant.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:31:20 UTC No. 16609068
>>16609066
wall hacks plz nerf
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:31:27 UTC No. 16609069
>>16609064
It is that easy with hyperloops on the moon.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:31:45 UTC No. 16609070
TF IS HAPPENING???
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:31:46 UTC No. 16609071
>>16609062
>changes to 5 m/s
So it is fake telemetry I guess
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:31:49 UTC No. 16609072
should have already landed
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:32:43 UTC No. 16609074
lol here we go again
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:33:09 UTC No. 16609076
meanwhile, Ariane 6 just delivered CSO-3 to orbit
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:33:20 UTC No. 16609078
How the fuck did they land men on the moon 7 times in the fucking 60s yet they can't do it 50 years later with all this new technology and money?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:33:22 UTC No. 16609079
>>16609060
It's being taken into the Nazi moon base
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:33:29 UTC No. 16609080
I'm in a work meeting, what's happening
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:33:44 UTC No. 16609081
>>16609078
Men at the controls
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:33:55 UTC No. 16609083
>>16609078
Unironically easier when there's a guy steering the thing manually
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:33:56 UTC No. 16609084
And why the fuck don't we have live views in the Year of our Lord 2025?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:33:58 UTC No. 16609085
>>16609075
Maybe it's trying to land in the air. It's not that easy in avionics.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:34:15 UTC No. 16609086
>>16609078
i hate to break it to you, but there isn't a person inside this lander
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:34:48 UTC No. 16609088
>>16609078
Everything broke in a patch. Devs are fags.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:35:09 UTC No. 16609090
>HUER DURRR WE'RE SENSING LUNAR GRAVITY
They're in gigacope mode rn
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:35:12 UTC No. 16609092
Firefly really mogged everybody else
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:35:22 UTC No. 16609094
>>16609082
Buy the dip
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:35:34 UTC No. 16609095
>engine is still runnning
What is even going on?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:35:37 UTC No. 16609096
>Engine still running
They completely kerbaled it again and it's blasting across the surface.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:35:39 UTC No. 16609097
it landed sideways LMAOAOOOOOO
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:35:45 UTC No. 16609098
It fell over and the engine is still running holy fuck
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:35:47 UTC No. 16609099
>>16609091
beautiful
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:35:48 UTC No. 16609100
Why don't we have better data transmission for lunar missions?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:35:55 UTC No. 16609101
>>16609094
SSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPP!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:36:08 UTC No. 16609102
>>16609078
Intuitive Machines doesnt have the right stuff
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:36:10 UTC No. 16609103
South Pole is pretty bright???
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:36:24 UTC No. 16609105
Why does ESA hire so many niggers?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:36:27 UTC No. 16609106
>>16609094
I wanted to buy it after IM-1 failed but it wasn't in my European broker.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:36:34 UTC No. 16609107
Luna is a good tipper.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:36:43 UTC No. 16609108
falls over
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:36:46 UTC No. 16609110
ENGINE SHUTDOWN
WE LANDED
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:37:11 UTC No. 16609111
LOS
AOS
LOS
AOS
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:37:13 UTC No. 16609113
>>16609082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd_
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:38:14 UTC No. 16609115
>>16609100
Are you gonna pay for that?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:38:18 UTC No. 16609116
>>16609100
Transmitters are fairly low power on these landers and there's not much in the way of relay hardware near the moon, so it all has to get relayed through big ground array dishes that can have line of sight problems.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:38:47 UTC No. 16609117
>>16609082
I wish I knew what a stock was or how to buy them
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:38:58 UTC No. 16609118
They don't seem to know their own hardware...
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:39:44 UTC No. 16609121
>>16609115
>>16609116
Why hasn't anyone made some sort of relay satellite thing or more than one? Unironic question btw.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:39:46 UTC No. 16609122
They are debating/arguing what can be shut off to conserve power.
Tipped over/crashed and not getting power. Repeat of the last failure.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:39:50 UTC No. 16609123
>>16609118
they're hacks lol. space ocean gate.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:41:09 UTC No. 16609125
>>16609122
That's just the regolith they kicked up with their long engine burn. Trust the plan. It should clear up.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:41:53 UTC No. 16609127
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:41:54 UTC No. 16609128
>>16609122
Hardware rich moon landing tests
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:43:55 UTC No. 16609132
>no pics
>no live data
-_-
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:44:00 UTC No. 16609133
short squat w i d e lander >>>>>>> tallskinnystic
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:45:03 UTC No. 16609136
>>16609121
Not enough business to justify a commercial project and governments in the west are more than a bit disjointed about what their actual lunar needs are. China did launch a one to maintain contact with their farside rover and another for polar operations
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queqi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queqi
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:45:22 UTC No. 16609137
Aaaand it's sideways.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:45:22 UTC No. 16609138
>>16609126
>not buying the 30s dip
I'm never gonna be wealthy
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:45:22 UTC No. 16609139
>KEEP WORKING THE PROBLEM
KEEP WORKING THE PROBLEM
>KEEP WORKING THE PROBLEM
KEEP WORKING THE PROBLEM
>KEEP WORKING THE PROBLEM
KEEP WORKING THE PROBLEM
>KEEP WORKING THE PROBLEM
KEEP WORKING THE PROBLEM
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:45:23 UTC No. 16609140
>working to evaluate orientation
Yep, it's tipped.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:45:24 UTC No. 16609141
they don't know their orientation yet, using telemetry radio for communication
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:46:07 UTC No. 16609142
Tipping Machines
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:46:30 UTC No. 16609145
This makes me worried for HLS landing.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:47:00 UTC No. 16609146
They didn't think to put a gyroscope on it?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:47:05 UTC No. 16609147
>>16609136
Interesting. Do you think SpaceX would launch some prior to Starship landings on the Moon/Mars?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:47:16 UTC No. 16609149
>>16609145
just launch some Starlink relays ahead of it
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:47:19 UTC No. 16609150
>>16609145
HLS will be fine, its being developed by SpaceX, a legitimate company.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:47:27 UTC No. 16609151
could've at least put a gyroscope in the lander
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:47:34 UTC No. 16609152
>>16609145
why worry about something that won't happen?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:47:45 UTC No. 16609153
>>16608428
Those gas thrusters tough.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:47:48 UTC No. 16609154
>>16609144
I trusts spacexโs landing algorithm more than literallywhoitive machinesโ
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:47:50 UTC No. 16609155
>>16609146
there are two IMUs but not sure why they don't know the orientation
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:48:29 UTC No. 16609156
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:48:51 UTC No. 16609158
>>16609146
If your landing site selection is bad and you come in a little bit faster than intended you can still tip even if you land in proper orientation.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:49:10 UTC No. 16609159
>>16609154
You don't need landing algorithms when you have intuition.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:49:22 UTC No. 16609160
>>16609147
Maybe. It wouldn't be hard to repurpose a starlink design for the job, but it'd really depend if any of the hardware was on a critical path for them, or if NASA/Washington got their act together to pay for it
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:49:26 UTC No. 16609161
how is tipping over such a big problem where are the rcs thrusters keeping things stable? or even activating after tipping over?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:49:30 UTC No. 16609162
>>16609157
putting vodka in the coffee
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:50:43 UTC No. 16609163
>>16609083
What I want to know is how the Soviets did it.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:50:44 UTC No. 16609164
>>16609161
sometimes I use rcs thrusters to right my tipped landers in ksp. maybe they should try that.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:51:40 UTC No. 16609167
it's on the screen!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:52:06 UTC No. 16609169
>>16609145
No manned landing has ever crashed.
Yet!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:52:16 UTC No. 16609170
fucking keeps tipping over nice design for a low gravity lander
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:52:23 UTC No. 16609171
Tipped over again lmao
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:52:41 UTC No. 16609173
>thanks again, jokes
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:52:42 UTC No. 16609174
>>16609166
0/2
>0/2
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Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:53:08 UTC No. 16609175
>>16609170
I figured this out in KSP like a decade ago
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:53:20 UTC No. 16609176
>"we are working to figure out the orientation"
translation: we fucking tipped over again lol
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:53:22 UTC No. 16609178
Guess these machines aren't as intuitive as I thought...
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:53:50 UTC No. 16609180
>>16609175
now figure it out in real life
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:53:53 UTC No. 16609181
They are cutting the stream here
>John Podesta 2016
>WE WILL COUNT THE VOTES AND GET BACK TO YOU IN THE MORNING!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:54:02 UTC No. 16609182
piece of shit lander from piece of shit company
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:54:10 UTC No. 16609183
EUROPE 1
AMERICA: -1
EUROPE WON! APPOLOGIZE TO EUROPE NOW!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:54:43 UTC No. 16609186
Half conechads vs cylindervirgins
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:55:18 UTC No. 16609188
>>16609183
just wait until midnight, eurobro
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:55:22 UTC No. 16609190
humiliation ritual
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:55:22 UTC No. 16609191
>>16609163
You just make them squat low. It's that easy.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:55:56 UTC No. 16609192
make the next one even taller and thinner
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:56:15 UTC No. 16609193
>>16609189
What's the point of publically traded space companies that aren't mature?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:56:17 UTC No. 16609194
>>16609189
stock price following the orientation of the lander kek
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:56:57 UTC No. 16609197
>>16609193
gambling for investors
more access to capital for the company
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:57:02 UTC No. 16609198
>>16609193
to scam gullible retards out of their money
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:58:11 UTC No. 16609199
>>16609180
Okay: make lander squat.
There, I did it. Fund me pls
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:58:29 UTC No. 16609200
>>16609193
VC traps. Everyone wants to get in on the floor of The Next SpaceX.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 17:59:34 UTC No. 16609203
>>16609199
>loses comms
you just got fired.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:00:30 UTC No. 16609204
Busy day for clear. 2 late streams back to back then sleep for 5hrs and rise for Starship
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:00:35 UTC No. 16609205
>>16609200
>The Next SpaceX
spacex is a private company though...
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:02:34 UTC No. 16609206
>>16609205
It still has investors, it's just a private club and Elon didn't invite us.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:02:47 UTC No. 16609207
>>16609193
You win bigly if they get big
High risk / high reward
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:03:36 UTC No. 16609208
Hey, I've got an idea.
Put more FUCKING LEGS on them, not just on where they need to be when upright. Then they won't need as much force to tip back over.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:04:11 UTC No. 16609209
>>16609208
its already surrounded by legs
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:04:36 UTC No. 16609210
>>16609208
hedgehog lander. I like it.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:04:54 UTC No. 16609211
>>16609205
Not the point. They're a highly successful company and everyone would have invested in that if they knew or could have.
Same shit driving all these Silicon Valley startups that go fucking nowhere in the end, Venture Capital and everyone wants to get in on The Next Google, The Next Apple, etc etc.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:05:24 UTC No. 16609212
How heavy will the HLS legs need to be so it doesn't fall over?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:05:33 UTC No. 16609213
>>16609209
What?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:05:53 UTC No. 16609214
>>16609208
ITS NOT THAT SIMPLE!!! SPACE IS HARD!!11
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:06:31 UTC No. 16609215
>>16609204
>rise for Starship
Seems like they have picked up a blueballing strike though. That counter reset to -40s reeks to trolling. And there are no daddy elections on the horizon unlike in the last launches.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:07:05 UTC No. 16609216
>>16609211
>They're a highly successful company and everyone would have invested in that if they knew or could have.
yes, precisely. Which is why investing in a public space company is retarded. Spacex is successful BECAUSE it's private. Because Elon calls the shots and can do whatever the fuck he wants. You can't do that in public companies. So they will never become the next spacex
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:07:16 UTC No. 16609217
>>16609203
Nuh uh because my guy has a forcefield
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:08:25 UTC No. 16609219
>The moment #IM2 Athena @Int_Machines landed on the Moon. Touchdown ~17:28:50UTC, 2025-03-06 as received by the 20m Bochum radio telescope
>In the beginning you only see the narrow main carrier in the middle. Than suddenly a huge blip of the S-band signal and than absolutely stabilized on the Moon surface!!! Congratulations
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:08:54 UTC No. 16609220
>>16609208
add some struts too, just to be sure
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:08:54 UTC No. 16609221
inb4 athena is upright but somehow spun herself 180 degrees around to face away from the sun.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:08:56 UTC No. 16609222
>>16609216
You still ignore how venture capital operates. They don't mind losing 99/100 bets if that 100th bet turned out to be highly successful.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:10:08 UTC No. 16609225
>>16609222
and which bet would fit that 1/100 category? I don't know a single successful public space company
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:10:25 UTC No. 16609226
>>16609221
That's what they really need, is a second solar panel on the bottom, at least until they get this upright shit straight.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:10:30 UTC No. 16609227
>>16609225
Rocket Lab
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:10:39 UTC No. 16609228
>>16609225
Tesla
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:11:09 UTC No. 16609229
>>16609208
It's top heavy with dinky shitter feet. it has plenty of legs, maybe even too many
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:11:57 UTC No. 16609231
>>16609225
That's a bet they're willing to take. They don't only invest in publicly traded space companies, you know.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:12:03 UTC No. 16609232
>>16609208
Good, but not good enough kid. The solution is a lander that can land in any orientation.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:12:35 UTC No. 16609233
>>16609219
>The weak signal and Loss of Signal was expected just before the landing. It was also announced in the live stream. There is an stable excellent signal since than, so everything looks good!!!
https://x.com/amsatdl/status/189771
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:13:13 UTC No. 16609234
>>16609232
I did a hedgehog in ksp once
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:13:27 UTC No. 16609235
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:14:53 UTC No. 16609238
>>16609220
holy fucking shit, my PC fan started running just by looking at that
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:16:06 UTC No. 16609241
>>16609239
SpaceX's women are making me less sexist tbf
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:17:00 UTC No. 16609242
>Wind watch
ohhh ffs
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:17:56 UTC No. 16609244
>>16609243
Embarrassing
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:18:26 UTC No. 16609246
>>16609232
I've had little experiments with this idea before, with people complaining (of course) that it 'needs to face upright to drill waa' so my usual suggestion is a roll cage - not like a car's, but a literal cage that the main body sits inside and can rotate within.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:18:28 UTC No. 16609247
>>16609243
uh oh, is this not where burn through happens
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:18:29 UTC No. 16609249
>>16609242
How deep of a wind farm do you need to noticeable dissipate winds?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:20:16 UTC No. 16609251
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1lPKqMQb
~4 hrs 30 mins from now
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:21:56 UTC No. 16609252
>>16609251
I will be going to sleep before the stream.
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:23:06 UTC No. 16609254
>>16607396
Full quote:
>I can only say that Mr. Musk, what he says, is absolutely factual. We have no information on that, though, whatsoever; what was offered, what was not offered; who it was offered to, how that process went. That's information that we simply don't have. So I believe him. I don't know all those details, and I don't think any of us really can give you the answer that maybe that you would be hoping for.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:23:35 UTC No. 16609255
In retrospect, tiles may have been a retarded idea.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:23:40 UTC No. 16609256
https://spacenews.com/ula-boss-says
>ULA boss says Vulcan ready for multiple launches in 2025
>Bruno shared that ULA has six Vulcan rockets currently in production while awaiting the Space Forceโs decision to clear the vehicle for national security space missions, reflecting ULAโs commitment to maintaining readiness despite certification delays. โI never stopped building rockets while we were sorting through this stuff,โ Bruno said. โI actually have a stockpile. Iโve got like six Vulcans. Iโve got over a dozen Atlases. I have solid rocket motors, in the dozens.โ
>The U.S. Space Force said it expects Vulcan to launch 11 national security missions this year. Bruno pointed out there is inherent unpredictability in national security launch schedules, noting that โabout half of the spacecraft end up needing to move right, and they move right by a lot.โ
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:23:57 UTC No. 16609257
>>16609251
jigsaw bros? let's get this party started
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:24:37 UTC No. 16609259
>>16609248
I thought I was onto something by carrying a refueling asteroid along for the ride.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:24:54 UTC No. 16609260
>>16609256
>Certification process ongoing
It ain't gonna launch jack shit.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:26:01 UTC No. 16609264
>>16607396
Full quote:
>Q. Elon Musk said he made an offer to bring Butch and Suni home last year, but it was denied by the White House. Is this true?
>Wilmore: I can only say that Mr. Musk, what he says, is absolutely factual. We have no information on that, though, whatsoever; what was offered, what was not offered; who it was offered to, how that process went. That's information that we simply don't have. So I believe him. I don't know all those details, and I don't think any of us really can give you the answer that maybe that you would be hoping for.
WTF is this supposed to mean?
Also:
>Q. Did politics influence NASA's decision for you to stay longer in space?
>Wilmore: From my standpoint, politics is not playing into this at all. [...]
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:26:45 UTC No. 16609265
>>16609264
Lack of oxygen on the ISS.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:27:40 UTC No. 16609268
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:28:08 UTC No. 16609269
>>16609259
impressive
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:28:17 UTC No. 16609270
>>16609265
kek
>>16609266
nsf has a discord server as well?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:28:35 UTC No. 16609271
>>16609264
He tried to be as neutral as possible and talks like a politician.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:30:08 UTC No. 16609273
>>16609270
everyone has a discord. even /sfg/ has a discord.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:30:58 UTC No. 16609274
>>16609273
/sfg/ does not have a discord
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:31:41 UTC No. 16609276
>>16609273
Send screenshots from the Discord or fake.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:32:37 UTC No. 16609279
>>16609274
kek, this anon didn't get the invite
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:32:46 UTC No. 16609280
>>16609273
Hey could you tell everyone there I told them to go fuck themselves?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:33:54 UTC No. 16609282
>>16609245
Protective oxide coating
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:34:41 UTC No. 16609283
>>16609274
I guess the starship launch parties were just imaginary then
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:34:49 UTC No. 16609284
>>16609212
funny thing, you remember those legs on lunar lander from apollo?
they were 1m big and lander was 15 tons
plate on starship leg gotta be at least 10 m in diameter, bigger as entire hls diameter
and hls needs 4 of these 10 plates lmao
lmao!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:35:34 UTC No. 16609286
>>16609271
He's not doing a very good job of it. First he supported Musk's position with very strong wording, and then he immediately contradicted himself. Neutrality by supporting Musk in deliberately clumsy manner?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:35:39 UTC No. 16609287
>>16609264
He remembered that Biden is no longer president and needs to say the opposite now if he ever wants out of space prison.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:35:41 UTC No. 16609288
>>16609278
I will laugh so hard if it's fallen over again, maybe they'll learn not to make slim tall landers
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:36:26 UTC No. 16609290
>>16609269
I thought it'd be more useful than it turned out to be, asteroids don't have much fuel in them that you can refine and it just wasn't very effective to do it that way. It was a fun build though, at least. I like making long ships, they look neat.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:37:29 UTC No. 16609291
>>16609187
kek, I'm posting this every time they are brought up from now
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:38:18 UTC No. 16609293
>>16609216
>Because Elon calls the shots and can do whatever the fuck he wants
Imagine believing a single person is the boss of so many DARPร projects
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:38:36 UTC No. 16609294
>>16609290
You should get the mod that lets you hollow out asteroids and turn them into fuel tanks, vanilla asteroids are kinda useless.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:41:18 UTC No. 16609296
>>16609288
its very counter intuitive
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:42:18 UTC No. 16609299
>>16609294
I didn't know there was such a mod, fuck I might have to revive this idea.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:43:35 UTC No. 16609302
>post yfw
>[spoiler]starship HLS demo tips over livestreamed[/spoiler]
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:44:06 UTC No. 16609303
>>16609247
the flaps were moved leeward so this shouldn't be an issue desu
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:44:24 UTC No. 16609304
>>16607396
Someone should tell them to blink twice if they're being held hostage
>Q. How do you feel about waking up and finding yourself in a political storm?
>Wilmore: I can tell you at the outset, all of us have the utmost respect for Mr. Musk, and obviously, respect and admiration for our president of the United States, Donald Trump. We appreciate them. We appreciate all that they do for us, for human space flight, for our nation. The words they said, politics, I mean, that's part of life. We understand that. And there's an important reason why we have a political system, a political system that we do have, and we're behind it 100 percent. We know what we've lived up here, the ins and outs, and the specifics that they may not be privy to. And I'm sure that they have some issues that they are dealing with, information that they have, that we are not privy to. So when I think about your question, that's part of life, we are on board with it.
>Q. Elon Musk said he made an offer to bring Butch and Suni home last year, but it was denied by the White House. Is this true?
>Wilmore: I can only say that Mr. Musk, what he says, is absolutely factual. We have no information on that, though, whatsoever; what was offered, what was not offered; who it was offered to, how that process went. That's information that we simply don't have. So I believe him. I don't know all those details, and I don't think any of us really can give you the answer that maybe that you would be hoping for.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:44:49 UTC No. 16609306
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:47:50 UTC No. 16609308
>>16609264
The European astronaut lied. As always. The trannies on twitter were malding and lied about Musk. The reddit/discord troons lied.
Musk was always telling the truth, troons were gaslighting you.l
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:48:08 UTC No. 16609309
>>16609294
>>16609299
also get the new reentry mod
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:53:06 UTC No. 16609313
>>16609311
We are still working to confirm the orientation of the vehicle
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:53:14 UTC No. 16609314
>>16609288
Isn't the tall part mostly just empty propellant tanks when it lands?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:53:16 UTC No. 16609316
>>16609264
He probably just misspoke. The part he knows about--that there was an offer--was factual.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:57:22 UTC No. 16609319
>>16609208
it breaks the legs landing at 5-10mph sideways
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:58:30 UTC No. 16609320
>duhh if we build it really tall but just widen the leg base it will be okay
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:58:37 UTC No. 16609321
>>16609247
it'll explode at hot staging so you don't have to worry about it
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:59:34 UTC No. 16609323
>>16609319
maybe they should put wheels on the legs
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 18:59:59 UTC No. 16609324
>>16609303
Doesn't look like enough, you shouldn't be able to see it, unless its the perspective of the photo.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:00:40 UTC No. 16609325
https://www.zerohedge.com/technolog
BUY THE DIP!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:00:53 UTC No. 16609326
>>16609323
Maybe they should have bouncy legs
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:01:01 UTC No. 16609327
>>16609286
Yes, except perhaps not totally deliberate. "Some of the things Mr. Musk says are absolutely true."
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:02:32 UTC No. 16609330
Is Moon dust going to be a problem for Saarship?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:03:26 UTC No. 16609331
>>16609330
hls will never land upright
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:03:48 UTC No. 16609333
>>16609324
Imagine having such a sourpuss expression during such an incredible moment. I don't like BO but if they caught a booster I'd call it impressive.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:04:38 UTC No. 16609334
>>16609273
>/sfg/ has a discord.
>discord
>of a 4chan general thread
its either full of /pol/ or fully of LGBTrannies.
Both options will inevitably have "Kens/Karens" with a god complex as mods who'll ban you at even the slightest hint you might disagree with their retarded echo-chamber ideology.
There is no 3rd option, so which one is it this time?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:05:00 UTC No. 16609335
>>16609313
>fake data
>nobody in the 'control' room knows what is happening
>800 m/s changed to 5m/s in a blip
>negative altitude
>end the stream simulation
>past 20 min from landing and still allegedly burning, but no altitude, speed or orientation data
>stream ends
>declared a success off camera (deus ex machina)
Who can believe this shit?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:05:00 UTC No. 16609336
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:05:33 UTC No. 16609337
>>16609017
Yeah but it wouldnโt be nearly as bad as if it exploded fully fueled.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:05:36 UTC No. 16609338
https://eyes.nasa.gov/apps/dsn-now/
Last transmission showed pitiful downlink still using the omni antenna.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:07:09 UTC No. 16609339
>>16609336
it will take musk around 8 failed attempts of landing upright before he notices that he nees to land sideways desu baka desu senpai
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:07:24 UTC No. 16609340
>>16609334
Back to /int/, ESLbro.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:08:30 UTC No. 16609343
>>16609338
Bochum still shows a signal, no idea what strength or kb/sec: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkR
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:08:38 UTC No. 16609344
>>16609338
2250 is the expected frequency for the high gain antenna.
Still showing 2210 the low gain one.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:08:45 UTC No. 16609345
>>16609336
There was a proposal back in 2009 for a commercial ELEV-based lunar program that had an lunar lander derived from an ACES stage
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:09:02 UTC No. 16609347
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GlX_avN
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:09:51 UTC No. 16609348
How much does an Intuitive Machines moon landing cost? 62.5 million + tip
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:11:56 UTC No. 16609350
It's time for a new thread, I am too lazy to make one.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:12:11 UTC No. 16609351
>>16609348
>+ tip
kek
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:12:44 UTC No. 16609352
>Intuitive Machines CEO Steve Altemus just addressed employees at a watch party in Houston. Honfirmed the vehicle is intact, delivering data, generating power โ but "not enough," hence Intuitive Machines' efforts to shut down certain components to save energy.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:13:42 UTC No. 16609353
Absolutely embarrassing
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:13:58 UTC No. 16609354
>>16609352
regolith covered the panels my guess
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:14:18 UTC No. 16609355
>>16609353
but enough about starship
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:14:45 UTC No. 16609356
we're all laughing about their lander tipping over, because it has a stupidly designed shape for landing on another planet or moon on uneven untested terrain.
but...
doesn't starship have the same problem and is thus prone to tipping over aswell?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:15:00 UTC No. 16609358
>>16609352
>intact
>but not upright
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:15:29 UTC No. 16609359
>but not enough
mass autists lose again, use a bigger rocket next time
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:16:35 UTC No. 16609360
>>16609356
yes and we will laugh at them too if that happens
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:17:12 UTC No. 16609361
>>16609344
isn't that from 7 hours ago? When IM-2 was in flight?
Anyway after Madrid (Moon sets in about 5 hours) they'll probably try Goldstone or another US-based antenna.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:17:20 UTC No. 16609362
>>16609356
Except it needs even flatter terrain to not fall over
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:18:15 UTC No. 16609364
>>16609356
yes but its also much bigger overall, add some legs and its a large 10m+ footprint with a much heavier vehicle and lower center of mass around the engines
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:18:30 UTC No. 16609365
>>16609356
Considering the size of starship, spacex will need to make sure it doesn't tip over. I wouldn't be surprised if it does tip over
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:20:15 UTC No. 16609367
>>16609362
see filename >>16609235
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:20:17 UTC No. 16609368
>>16609356
It will be funnier because it will be full of onions boy astronauts
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:23:16 UTC No. 16609372
>>16609356
IM would probably be fine if they had engine and bettet control authority.
SpaceX are masters of that otherwise.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:23:23 UTC No. 16609373
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 19:37:58 UTC No. 16609394
>>16609356
Last time they broke a leg due to GNC issues from having the laser rangefinder safety enabled, and hit the ground too hard.
It would not be shocking if they broke a leg this time too
Solution isn't to make a squat lander or stronger legs, it's to stop fucking up the landing in a 1/6g vacuum.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 20:07:54 UTC No. 16609440
>>16609084
>live views
nigga light speed
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 20:28:06 UTC No. 16609466
>>16609084
>>16609440
the speed of light isn't a problem, plenty of livestreams have a few second delay
the problem is bandwidth
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 20:56:18 UTC No. 16609512
>>16609303
>so this shouldn't be an issue desu
There was still slight burn thru even on flight 6
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 20:57:59 UTC No. 16609515
>>16609257
I've been at a funeral all today someone else is going to have to do it. Might even miss the stream
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 22:09:33 UTC No. 16609657
>>16609512
that wasn't with a block 2 ship which is the one with the leeward flaps
so assuming they fixed the issue that doomed ship 33 on flight 7 we will see if this solves the reentry issue
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Mar 2025 23:17:57 UTC No. 16609867
Good job scrubX
I think there were 1,5M viewers at T-15mins, now 500K
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Mar 2025 02:56:22 UTC No. 16611139
>>16608910
there are so many trannies in Miami
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Mar 2025 04:05:58 UTC No. 16611207
What do we do now bros
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Mar 2025 14:33:49 UTC No. 16611709
Oof
https://x.com/Int_Machines/status/1
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Mar 2025 19:21:31 UTC No. 16612144
>>16611709
>legs arent on the ground
isnt this what happened last time? wtf
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Mar 2025 19:36:52 UTC No. 16612167
https://x.com/exploreplanets/status
this is insane