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Anonymous at Wed, 1 Nov 2023 17:04:16 UTC No. 174130
~~Portable Edition~~
>Where do I start?
People typically start in the gym and branch off outdoors and find their niche, be it bouldering, trad, sport or a mixture of the above. Some never leave the gym at all. Ultimately it doesn't matter - just get started and enjoy yourself.
>How fit do I have to be to start? Do I have to be able to do x amount of pull-ups?
Being light, strong and flexible helps at the higher levels but climbing is open to almost anyone and is fairly intuitive to most. Even if your body is feeble and weak now, you will develop strength over time by virtue of just climbing. Climbing is also a holistic sport and success often hinges upon many factors, not just strength and power. But it certainly helps.
>Where can I acquire petite 110lb Asian climbing gf.
Same place as always: within the darkest annals of your mind.
>I can campus if I really wanted to. Here's a timestamped shirtless pic of me for proof.
You are gay.
>Where is the old beta?
>>167855
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Nov 2023 17:38:32 UTC No. 174133
>>174130
Shit thread. Shan’t
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Nov 2023 22:50:44 UTC No. 174160
>Didn't even name the thread
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 09:25:10 UTC No. 174207
>no title
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Nov 2023 21:57:37 UTC No. 174284
This thread is a bit of a mess (no title?). Made a new one
>>174283
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Nov 2023 19:54:27 UTC No. 174402
The shitshow continues
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Nov 2023 08:00:09 UTC No. 174640
>>174130
kys OP
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Nov 2023 17:11:59 UTC No. 174674
yikes
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Nov 2023 21:11:01 UTC No. 174698
i quit my climbing gym
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Nov 2023 21:14:50 UTC No. 174699
>>174698
Why, babe
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 05:07:12 UTC No. 174751
>>174698
Seeing a climbing thread this shit I'd do the same
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 16:44:24 UTC No. 174798
>174797
new, unfucked thread.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 16:45:27 UTC No. 174799
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Nov 2023 17:17:45 UTC No. 174803
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Nov 2023 11:20:26 UTC No. 174921
Shitpost thread gets my shitposting story
>new set at gym
>bunch of people are climbing
>two regulars who haven't met are there
>the comedian who always says stupid shit to people
>you dabbed it doesn't count
>you need to hold on to the finish longer
>you need to grab the hold tighter
>should have used more chalk
>struggles on a v3
>and then naruto guy
>slightly overweight
>lots of acne
>neckbeard
>always wears naruto shirts and jeans that show his asscrack
>but can somehow climb v6 after some attempts
>comedian sees naruto guy fall on a v6
>snickers and says 'you should have used more chalk!"
>naruto guy goes silent
>then he starts following the comedian around
>every time the comedian falls, Naruto guy says "should have used more chalk!"
>naruto guys hops on the routes comedian is struggling on
>climbs them just fine, pauses where comedian fell, glares at comedian and says "should have used more chalk!" while finishing the route
>comedian starts making jokes about how naruto guy is a fat virgin loser
>but the joke is up
>naruto guy spends all his time on the ground standing behind the guy and whispering "shoulda used more chalk"
>they start a shoving match, staff intervenes
>naruto guy gets booted for the day, comedian gets a warning
What would you have done if some guy was saying stupid shit to you? Icepick them in the skull?
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Nov 2023 13:06:54 UTC No. 174928
>>174921
No fucking way that happened. Still, was a pretty fun read.
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Nov 2023 14:00:21 UTC No. 174930
>>174921
I'd send more chalk down the comedian's throat if you know what I mean.