Anonymous at Thu, 14 Nov 2024 18:45:01 UTC No. 215867

>>215864
wrestlers fear the azumanga daioh no kata

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Nov 2024 18:58:10 UTC No. 215869

>>215867
SEOI NAGE

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Nov 2024 19:20:22 UTC No. 215873

>>215864
>Are you excited for the return of (single) leg grabs?
quick rundown?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Nov 2024 19:30:10 UTC No. 215874

>>215873
Leg grabs are returning in 2025 in japan open

Anonymous at Fri, 15 Nov 2024 11:56:43 UTC No. 215913

>>215874
this some kind of trial run? are the IJF going to watch the tourny and be like "no no no, this looks too much like wrestling" and ban leg grabs again?

Anonymous at Fri, 15 Nov 2024 18:50:09 UTC No. 215927

>>215864
Is breaking your finger as common as people joke about?
>T. Wrestler look for something to do

Anonymous at Fri, 15 Nov 2024 19:12:34 UTC No. 215928

>>215927
no, tearing a nail or getting nail problems is prevalent though

Anonymous at Sat, 16 Nov 2024 13:40:20 UTC No. 215969

>>215927
hygiene standards are high in martial arts, like all of them. so no

Anonymous at Sun, 17 Nov 2024 01:20:34 UTC No. 216006

>>215913
I hope not. I'm 5'7 so I really need that shit.
I heard a rumor that is related to the somewhat diminished Russian (and surrounding nations) presence in Judo do to the war and whatnot. The japs and the frenchies no longer feel threatened by them so naturally the wrestling side of judo is up for grabs, "olympically" speaking

Anonymous at Sun, 17 Nov 2024 03:31:44 UTC No. 216007

>>215927
Breaking? No. Sprains are common however.
>t. Sprained finger and two toes in the past year

Anonymous at Sun, 17 Nov 2024 07:54:13 UTC No. 216015

>>216006
>The japs and the frenchies no longer feel threatened by them so naturally the wrestling side of judo is up for grabs

Anonymous at Mon, 18 Nov 2024 22:35:02 UTC No. 216085

>>215864
Anyone here know anything about the judo scene in Los Angeles? Which schools are both competent and injury-averse? I'm trying to talk my friend into training so he'll be more fun to throw around on holidays but he's getting old and has some injuries from other physical activities.

Anonymous at Mon, 18 Nov 2024 23:17:59 UTC No. 216087

>>216085
In my experience pain comes from wanting to win
Only retards push an old man ton his limit
If your friend prioritizes landing safely he's safe
Also avoid ukeing for tai otoshi
But always be uke

Anonymous at Tue, 19 Nov 2024 10:57:38 UTC No. 216115

>>216087
>In my experience pain comes from wanting to win
>Only retards push an old man ton his limit
A novice has very few tools to assess that and sometimes old men need to be told to not push themselves to their old limits anymore.

Anonymous at Tue, 19 Nov 2024 17:29:23 UTC No. 216134

>>216115
>A novice has very few tools to assess that
my instructors push grips and breakfalls hard and it works for me
i have other hobbies as well so i prioritize falling safely to the detriment to my ability to grapple effectively

Anonymous at Tue, 19 Nov 2024 17:33:53 UTC No. 216135

>>216087
pain comes from the dumbass that trains 5x a week but still has shit randori and wins through pure strength and boderline tackling and stiff arming you

Anonymous at Tue, 19 Nov 2024 17:35:35 UTC No. 216136

>>216085
if it's a good school the injury rate should be low and horror stories should be almost non existent. ALMOST

Anonymous at Tue, 19 Nov 2024 22:49:21 UTC No. 216150

>>216085
I heard good things about legion

Anonymous at Tue, 19 Nov 2024 22:51:35 UTC No. 216151

>>216136
It's interesting when you think of horror stories there's almost always an obese person on one side of it

Anonymous at Wed, 20 Nov 2024 17:51:23 UTC No. 216189

>>216135
Right I mean any competitive game right now there's plenty of 1000x games per season played and hardstuck in the same division
I still blame the cobra kai win at all costs mentality
I for one get bigger whiplash the harder I try when I invariably get osoto'd
>>216151
On the other hand the obese guy at my gym often fucks himself up, all I have to do is survive and 3 minutes later he looks like he was waterboarded while wrestling with a python in a hotbox in peak summer

Anonymous at Fri, 22 Nov 2024 12:52:04 UTC No. 216285

Sitting at seiza should be a fucking submission holy shit. I have a promotion next week and it's the thing I train the most, I cannot literally manage 2 minutes sitting like that. And I'm not obese.

Anonymous at Fri, 22 Nov 2024 19:47:49 UTC No. 216310

>>216285
It's a fake western thing
Nips sit on pillows if they're going to be down for an extended period of time and elderly people aren't expected to do it at all

Anonymous at Fri, 22 Nov 2024 23:36:22 UTC No. 216321

>>216310
god i wish my face was that pillow

Anonymous at Sat, 23 Nov 2024 17:46:45 UTC No. 216341

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Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 04:59:21 UTC No. 216374

>YOU WILL-UH DO 1000 PUSHUPS
>AND YOU WILL-UH LIKE-U IT

Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 05:03:54 UTC No. 216375

>>216374
I won't do the push ups
I won't do the jumping jacks
I won't run in circles
I WILL show up to class 15 minutes late if you try to make me

Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 05:04:42 UTC No. 216376

>>216374
imagine a match between kimura and riner

Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 05:10:50 UTC No. 216377

>>216375
YOU WILL-UH BUNNY HOP-U 1 KILOMETERS
YOU WILL-UH PRACTICE-U UCHI MATA ON TREE

Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 05:14:39 UTC No. 216378

>>216375
YOU ARE DIS-A-HONORABLE

Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 05:25:46 UTC No. 216379

>>216375
if that's all they're making you do you should be greatful
any traditional gym will make you do handstands, shuffles, cartwheels, front rolls before finishing off with uchi-komis
which is the most essential part of the warm up to get you actually warm for doing judo

Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 05:55:07 UTC No. 216380

>>216379
Why do you think I don't go to judo? I don't need some old fat guy telling me to do gymnastics up and down the mat

Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 09:59:43 UTC No. 216391

>>216375
>I WILL get injured and then complain how dangerous judo is

Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 10:04:15 UTC No. 216392

>>216380
If you can't do that part with ease you shouldn't be practicing a martial art
You're like a toddler who wants to ride a motorbike before they can crawl lmao

Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 16:09:23 UTC No. 216413

>>216375
>petulant manchild complains about having to do what teacher says
I’m sorry, what do you train again? Surely it’s not “nothing”, right????

Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 16:44:30 UTC No. 216416

>>216391
I've seen more people get taken out from doing somersaults and neck bridges than in actual judo accidents, and the judo accidents that do occur are from uncontrolled crashing body weight which is going to blow your shit out no matter how warmed up you are

Hell I've seen at least 2 occasions where someone goes down because their foot got caught between the seam of the mats during the laps 30 seconds into class

Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 16:46:41 UTC No. 216417

>>216392
You dont even need to be able to do it either. Most of what they want out of you is rolling and ukemi.

Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 16:53:09 UTC No. 216419

>>216416
on regular forward jogging or reverse ball-of-the-foot-slide jogging?

Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 18:38:24 UTC No. 216423

>>216419
Regular ass running

Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 18:44:55 UTC No. 216424

>>216423
...i dont even know what to say to that

Anonymous at Mon, 25 Nov 2024 04:58:53 UTC No. 216459

>>216310
I thought pain was the point, along the lines of "by sitting this way I make my legs numb so you know I won't attack you."

Anonymous at Mon, 25 Nov 2024 05:30:44 UTC No. 216461

>>216459
It's just considered a polite way to sit down, and also you're only sitting like that either in a tatami room or on a pillow so of course it hurts if you're doing it on a western style floor

Anonymous at Mon, 25 Nov 2024 16:28:13 UTC No. 216488

>>216459
if you do research you'll find a lot of weird unspoken rules of sittinv
>you can sit anyway you want just dont have your feet facing the sensei

as an example

Anonymous at Mon, 25 Nov 2024 16:51:57 UTC No. 216490

>>216310
>fake western thing
I had a Korean instructor who was born under the Japanese occupation and we sat seiza or cross-legged in his class, with the implicit preference seeming to be seiza and the latter seeming to be a concession to Western preferences.

Anonymous at Tue, 26 Nov 2024 17:26:34 UTC No. 216545

>>216416
there's nothing like forgetting to stretch before weekend class and going sore from all the tension of being thrown at mach 10

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 04:45:46 UTC No. 216636

>forced to do groundwork with a girl half my size
>get to her back, pelvis on her ass
>trying to get lapel grip and get a clock choke but cant get the fucking grip
>she starts to push her ass into my dick and says really loud "YOU LIKE THAT?" before laughing
>dismount in fear of being ousted as a perv
>mfw
I wish we could ban women

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 05:12:56 UTC No. 216637

>>216636
>anon FORCED to touch a woman
>immediately goes for the ass
>tries to choke cock
>surrenders because women are icky
wrestling might be more your speed.

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 05:34:38 UTC No. 216639

>>216636
>anon physically recoils from a woman’s touch
Lmfao

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 05:46:47 UTC No. 216642

>>216636
>can we ban wom- *ACK*

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 06:04:36 UTC No. 216643

>>216637
correction
>surrenders so his gym-mates don't think he likes girls

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 06:34:08 UTC No. 216645

>>216637
>>216639
>>216642
>>216643
women can rape men

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 12:03:50 UTC No. 216652

>>216636
>she starts to push her ass into my dick and says really loud "YOU LIKE THAT?"
I'VE FOUGHT *OOF* MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME *AAGH* THAN YOU

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 17:34:20 UTC No. 216657

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKfM5iOqoKw&t=16s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM_mg9nvcdY

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 18:54:06 UTC No. 216661

>>216642
how could sakuraba lose like this how will wrestlers ever recover :((

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 18:56:34 UTC No. 216662

>>216661
there are no losers in that webm

Anonymous at Sun, 1 Dec 2024 23:29:36 UTC No. 216820

>>216657
Very interesting interpretations.
>>215864
Just in case you guys don't know, in the kodokan youtube channel there are actual instructionals made by world class judokas. I didn't notice because the titles were all in japanese, I thought they were interviews or something.

Anonymous at Mon, 2 Dec 2024 00:51:21 UTC No. 216828

>>216820
real niggas watch Mercuryu Judo

Anonymous at Mon, 2 Dec 2024 16:04:16 UTC No. 216862

>judo
>just show up to class consistently and participate and you'll eventually learn throws and their names

>bjj
>show up to class and pay $150 for an instructional about footsweeps even though you should have learned it in class

Anonymous at Tue, 3 Dec 2024 09:38:19 UTC No. 216915

>>216862
let's see judo's ne-waza

Anonymous at Tue, 3 Dec 2024 11:59:58 UTC No. 216918

I got promoted yesterday :^). Only an orange belt, it does make me feel awkward to be relatively old (22) and have what's usually a kid's belt, but what the hell.

Anonymous at Tue, 3 Dec 2024 12:37:33 UTC No. 216919

>>216918
>what's usually a kid's belt, but what the hell.

junior ranking orange belt would be white-orange

Anonymous at Tue, 3 Dec 2024 12:39:00 UTC No. 216920

>>216919
or is it yellow orange?
I know some schools the junior ranks deviate after green.
Instead of brown they go purple.
and i know some of them dont do the split color rankings.

Anonymous at Tue, 3 Dec 2024 21:05:03 UTC No. 216930

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Anonymous at Tue, 3 Dec 2024 22:28:13 UTC No. 216938

>>216919
I mean having such a low rank. It isn't about the color specifically.

Anonymous at Tue, 3 Dec 2024 23:03:24 UTC No. 216942

>>216938
well enjoy the color change while it lasts
you're gonna be a brown belt for a very long time once you hit it

Anonymous at Wed, 4 Dec 2024 00:12:41 UTC No. 216945

>>216942
Thanks. And yeah, my chances of being a black belt are slim for the next decade since I don't want to compete, and if I do it's unlikely that I'll get very far since I can't dedicate myself fully to judo.

Anonymous at Wed, 4 Dec 2024 06:02:37 UTC No. 216955

>>216933
sumi gaeshi my beloved

Anonymous at Thu, 5 Dec 2024 11:51:05 UTC No. 217054

>>215864
What's /judo/ favorite striking style?

Anonymous at Thu, 5 Dec 2024 17:55:21 UTC No. 217066

>>217054
for me, its judo.

Anonymous at Fri, 6 Dec 2024 20:07:09 UTC No. 217124

>gently sweeps your lead foot
Heh, nothin personnel

Anonymous at Fri, 6 Dec 2024 23:06:29 UTC No. 217128

Anonymous at Sat, 7 Dec 2024 14:24:24 UTC No. 217175

>>217124
my honest reaction

Anonymous at Mon, 9 Dec 2024 13:33:00 UTC No. 217279

I'm not sure if I can post here but there's a fuck ton of instructionals available in rutracker.
I love these guys but I'm not paying 20/30 bucks for a video kek.
https://rutracker.net/forum/viewforum.php?f=1591

Anonymous at Mon, 9 Dec 2024 15:55:29 UTC No. 217288

>>217279
You can't, I'm contacting my attorney right this very minute.

Anonymous at Mon, 9 Dec 2024 16:17:55 UTC No. 217291

>>217279
>$20/$30 per video
a new belt costs that much and you learn that shit in class

Anonymous at Mon, 9 Dec 2024 16:44:24 UTC No. 217293

>>217291
I'm personally anti-instructional because I don't see the value in them for the time spent let alone if people actually pay for them on top of that

if there's any instructional I'm interested in it's likely just a specific section which I'll watch one time at 2x speed and catch the gist of it "oh that's pretty cool" and that's it. People trying to actually learn large amounts of material from them are in a rough spot

these are the only belts I wear now, best in the business if you ask me
https://www.kataaro.com/

Anonymous at Mon, 9 Dec 2024 18:26:57 UTC No. 217295

>>217288
DAMN IT you even got dubs
>>217291
Partially, but with these instructionals you learn from a world class judoka, combined with set ups, training/uchikomi methods, etc.

Anonymous at Mon, 9 Dec 2024 21:17:59 UTC No. 217309

>>217124
>RAPIDLY GOES IN FOR A HIP GRAB AND USHIRO-GOSHIS YOU

Anonymous at Mon, 9 Dec 2024 21:54:45 UTC No. 217314

I'm a blue belt shitter and I found a place that runs a weekly 1h wrestling class close to my home.
Do you think it's worth it to improve my self-defense? I'm short so single legs sounds good to me.
Keep in mind my judo club only trains 3x a week (1 of them is conditioning only) and there is no way to increase this.

Anonymous at Tue, 10 Dec 2024 03:34:19 UTC No. 217326

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Anonymous at Wed, 11 Dec 2024 10:46:31 UTC No. 217395

my training partners keep trying to break my legs with shitty tani otoshis and kosoto gakes/leg reaps
what's the most graceful way i can tell them that i think their technique may be wrong or dangerous?