🧵 Why are normies so clueless about martial arts?
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Apr 2024 11:48:14 UTC No. 193109
>Hanging out at a party
>I find out some dude is a TKD blackbelt
>He starts doing these faggy party tricks like kicking bottle caps off of sodas and twirling in the air using completely inefficient and impractical tornado kicks
>Normies, being normies, completely eat this shit up and start cheering and yelling like it's the craziest thing they've ever seen
>I offer to spar him, knowing his flashy kicks will just get his ass beat
>I swarm him with a three piece combo to the head and body
>He kinda-sorta turtled up, but I KNOW I tagged him in all the gaps, and I KNOW he was kind of surprised, but he just sort of stumbled back and played it off like he blocked them all
>The crowd goes "wow, dang, good thing he blocked them all"
>WHAT?
>I LITERALLY tagged him like THREE TIMES, and they THINK he "blocked" them just because he kinda-sorta turtled up?
>He fakes a leg kick and transitions into that stupid 360 spinning back kick bullshit and it doesn't even hurt when it lands cause it was soft as fuck, but I stumble over a hitched part of the rug where it's sticking out, and I trip and fall over
>The whole crowd starts going crazy and going "nah bro, just stay down, just stay down, it's over"
>I'm literally one hundred percent fine, so I dust myself off and immediately stand back up to resume the spar, but everyone's already high fiving the other guy and telling me "it's over, it's over, just stay down"
>I tell them I just tripped over the rug, and the normies are like "yeah, cause taekwondo guy kicked you over it", and I tried explaining to them that I stumbled over it myself but they wouldn't listen and they kept saying the taekwondo guy won
>First of all, normies are so fucking stupid I can't even believe it, and are absolutely fucking clueless when it comes to fighting
>If the spar had gone on for like 30 more seconds, I would have swarmed him and won and it would have been over
>Second of all, you can't even "win" a spar, so wtf?
Why are normies so retarded, bros?
🧵 /MTB/ Mountain Bike General
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Apr 2024 19:01:26 UTC No. 193041
Riding season started above the equator Edition
FAQ on buying a bike that nobody reads anyway:
> What good bike can I get for under $500?
a stolen bike. Possibly a newer used entry level hardtail but don't expect it to survive rock gardens, jumps, or drops. Or an older mtb which won't be as good as newer ones and will still have a front derailleur, but it'll be good enough.
> What good bike can I get for under $1000
Good used hardtail, new entry level hardtail
> What good bike can I get for under $2000?
New Hardtail, decent used full suspension
> What good bike can I get for under $3000?
https://www.yt-industries.com/fr/pr
Used full suspension, decent entry level full suspension but prepared to put more money into it.
> What are the excellent value brands?
Marin, Commencal, Canyon, Polygon, YT, Propain, Kona, and many more. Sometimes the expensive brands have an excellent alue bike
>> What are the differences between an XC, Trail, Enduro, and Downhill bikes?
XC bikes are for going up fast, go down not as fast. Trail bikes are for going up and down. Enduro bikes are for going down fast, and slower up. Downhill bikes are for going down really fast, needs a ski lift, truck, or the rider pushing it to go up.
Link to previous thread:>>180616
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Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 20:04:22 UTC No. 192952
Was thinking about Strickland’s remarks about Road House being accurate in that 90% of fighters wind up as bouncers after their career has finished. What /xs/ sport career has the best base for post retirement
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Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 16:52:16 UTC No. 192940
What martial art to survive england?
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Anonymous at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 05:48:14 UTC No. 192433
In terms of knock out power and versatility in a fight, which one is superior? A palm strike or a punch?
🧵 She tells you she will give you $1 000 000 if you'll teach her to beat her husband within 2 years
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 12:00:59 UTC No. 192349
What do you do?
🧵 Cymbal Smash Strike
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 14:55:29 UTC No. 192234
Is the cymbal crash an effective strike in a fight?
For those who don't know, it's a strike that involves using both your hands in sort of a palm strike where you smack both of them on each side of the opponent's temple.
Very effective in grappling and clinch fighting when bare-handed or using lighter gloves as you can clear distance faster while also obtaining either an overhand or double overhand grip.
🗑️ 🧵 Word filter test
ED at Wed, 27 Mar 2024 18:08:26 UTC No. 191992
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Anonymous at Tue, 26 Mar 2024 21:34:37 UTC No. 191888
Are tattoos and body modificaions a form of extreme sport?
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Anonymous at Tue, 26 Mar 2024 19:17:02 UTC No. 191870
What's your favorite martial arts movie?
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Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 17:02:50 UTC No. 191722
is dancing an extreme sport?
🧵 Someone explain skydiving to me
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 16:33:53 UTC No. 191718
Skydiving is the lamest "sport" ever conceived. There is no competitive aspect unlike basically every other sport. It's literally just drop from a plane and them pull the parachute. Obviously, there is some preparation that needs to go on but you don't have to be a peak athlete to skydive (and there's no competition so no reason to improve once you know the fundamentals.) And it lasts for literally about 10 seconds or less then it's over. The disciplines that are actually designed for competition like accuracy have almost no entrants and/or viewers even by extreme sports standards because it's a shitty spectator sport anyways. The only benchmark that exists is "muh records."
Also, BASE is a blood sport lmao. But skydiving seems easy once you are competent at it. Unless I'm missing something since I started finding out about it literally yesterday.
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Anonymous at Sun, 24 Mar 2024 15:33:38 UTC No. 191573
How did this happen???
I thought wrestling was useful in the street????
🧵 /sumo/ - Off-Basho General
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Mar 2024 09:35:33 UTC No. 191535
Takerufuji edition
>Schedule:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnTicket/yea
>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.
>All the sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d
Previous thread: >>186986
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Anonymous at Sat, 23 Mar 2024 22:48:37 UTC No. 191479
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu General
I only do it because it's trendy edition
Smoothcomp
https://smoothcomp.com
Belt Checker
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Previous thread
>>178342
Thread question: What kind of amenities should a gym have?
I think there should always be a bowl of oranges on the front desk for anyone to have
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Anonymous at Sat, 23 Mar 2024 18:32:43 UTC No. 191447
What is your boxing style and stance? Why did you choose them?
🧵 DiScOrd server
BEST DISCORD SERVER at Sat, 23 Mar 2024 17:31:50 UTC No. 191440
https://discord.gg/kekgang
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Anonymous at Sat, 23 Mar 2024 11:30:07 UTC No. 191415
Can I be still be good at martial arts if i have a bad knee?
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Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 01:18:56 UTC No. 191294
Best martial arts if I don't want to break my nose? Broken my nose twice through boxing when I was younger and a year and a half ago I got it fixed through surgery.
Want to start training again but don't want to risk breaking my nose as it's now weaker than before. Boxing is out of the question so I'm considering bjj? Anyways idk
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Anonymous at Thu, 21 Mar 2024 23:46:42 UTC No. 191284
Who would win beetween 1'8 him and 1'96 him?
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Anonymous at Thu, 21 Mar 2024 13:14:37 UTC No. 191234
What are the best nutrients/supplements for bonemaxxing?
>bone composition
>precursors to bone creation and repair
>hormones that give denser bones
>things that boost those hormones
Unbreakable bones are useful for extreme sports, so any help is appreciated.
🧵 /esg/ Eternal Skateboarding General
Anonymous at Thu, 21 Mar 2024 10:33:21 UTC No. 191222
Old thread: >>189605
🗑️ 🧵 Online Ethics of Combat Sports
Anonymous at Thu, 21 Mar 2024 01:06:16 UTC No. 191186
I found out my google account got banned from posting comments on youtube. It's because I threatened to torture a chad with my submission grappling.
Am I in the wrong? It was literally an online threat, little pussy reported me for saying something I can't even do irl. Plus, he was bragging about bedding numerous women so he deserved to be brought down a notch.
🧵 /xs/ Soccer Team
Anonymous at Tue, 19 Mar 2024 03:29:26 UTC No. 191035
As a small but mighty board, /xs/ has their own Soccer (not an extreme sport, I know,) team that fights other boards. This is done by making a computer play pro evolution soccer. Most recently, our former boardmates over at /pw/ won. Our roster is largely unchanged from the early days of the board: so I'm putting it up here for people to give feedback on. If there is a meme or shitpost you like from your threads (especially you guys, fight bros,) please hit me with it and what you think no longer represents the board. This is all autistic as fuck, I know.