🧵 Untitled Thread
Anonymous at Sat, 10 Feb 2024 17:19:03 UTC No. 186363
I will become a professional fighter for the sole purpose of scoring the first gogoplata win in the UFC
🧵 DWT 2
Anonymous at Sat, 10 Feb 2024 14:07:48 UTC No. 186351
So yesterday somewhere in Spain, history was witnessed when a single guy beat 3 persons in a 1v3 MMA Match. What are your thoughts about that? Have you seen the entire show? I did and it was worth it for sure.
🧵 Which animals would be the strongest martial artists?
Anonymous at Sat, 10 Feb 2024 03:18:49 UTC No. 186316
God decides to flood the world, except this time, you have to earn your spot on the ark.
Each species must enter into a fighting competition. Their intelligence is temporarily boosted to the level of the average human, and they are allowed 10 years of training within the hyperbolic time chamber, during which they don't age.
The animals are divided into weight classes, and further by habitat. You can't have a lobster fight a rabbit, for example.
Each bout consists of three fights, to the death. One in each of the natural habitats (bounded area) of the participating species, and one in an MMA octagon.
Of course, animals like bears and cats would clean house, but I'm more interested in less commonly discussed matchups.
Personally, I think primates would be a strong contender for one of the strongest orders. The dexterity makes them more suited to martial arts than most other animals, and having 4 or even 5 useable limbs would make them deadly grapplers.
🗑️ 🧵 Untitled Thread
Anonymous at Fri, 9 Feb 2024 21:55:12 UTC No. 186280
Reminder that there is literally NOTHING wrong with this being the greatest film of all time.
>Armond White
https://www.rogerebert.com/roger-eb
🧵 Dogfight Wild Tournament
Anonymous at Fri, 9 Feb 2024 20:30:24 UTC No. 186272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnw
A Spanish streamer is organizing a fighting tournament that I think you guys would enjoy.
It's MMA variations, currently they are doing bloodsport, like the film.
It's in Spanish, but I'm sure you guys can understand the fights without understanding the commentary.
🧵 Is skinnymaxxing a good strategy?
Anonymous at Fri, 9 Feb 2024 19:55:27 UTC No. 186265
It certainly gives you reach advantage over others in your weightclass and probably requires less strength training than bulking to a higher weightclass
🧵 Oklahoma state penitentiary
Dltf at Fri, 9 Feb 2024 15:27:33 UTC No. 186226
Oklahoma state penitentiary is lit
🧵 Muay Thai vs Kyokushin
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Feb 2024 18:49:03 UTC No. 186119
Why the elite of the strongest karate always get beaten by average thais?
Even when the rules don't allow elbows, clinch and knees.
🧵 Untitled Thread
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Feb 2024 16:08:35 UTC No. 186102
Just watched a video where it said you can't learn wrestling going only once or twice a week
Is that true? My gym only offers two sessions a week...
🗑️ 🧵 Quantum phenomenon names are made by drunk children with brain damage
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Feb 2024 12:00:05 UTC No. 186080
Up an down particles? Quark like some kind of dog duck? Gluons. False vacuum decay sounds like an excuse for vacuuming up the family hampster while "playing" some sociopathic baby-Saw game and then flushing the vacuum.
Scientists wanna be Baga Yaga so bad but ended up sounding like a bunch of LARPing mall Wiccans sat around a moldy DnD board.
🧵 sandboarding
Anonymous at Wed, 7 Feb 2024 05:35:15 UTC No. 185797
what is the main brand of sandboards?
🧵 Untitled Thread
Anonymous at Tue, 6 Feb 2024 21:06:49 UTC No. 185762
The Surfing General
Pipe masters is on edition
https://www.youtube.com/live/eWKucD
>how do I learn to surf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irw
>How do I pick the right board?
Use a volume calculator, and find the right board type for your local break or waves you want to ride
https://www.jsindustries.com/volume
https://www.boardcave.com/surfboard
>how do I know if the waves are good?
go check surfline or magicseaweed for reports
🧵 /mag/ - martial arts general
Anonymous at Tue, 6 Feb 2024 04:34:28 UTC No. 185660
Ameri-do-te edition
discuss martial arts here
Discord Channel: https://discord.gg/8Vw9d7j
What to look for in a martial arts gym:
>Physically conditioned, fit participants
>Trainer with certified professional record and a training history with at least one athlete who competes successfully
>Sparring, "aliveness" in training
>At least one participant competes at amateur or professional level
>Physical conditioning part of training
>Clean facility with mats that are frequently cleaned
What to be wary of:
>Fat, physically subpar students and instructor
>Graduation fees (e.g. "pay $200 and advance to next belt extra quick!")
>No proven athletes training there
>No sparring, moves shown are choreographed (e.g. "the attacker does this, then I do this, then you do this...")
>Cult-like atmosphere
>No physical conditioning
>long mandatory contracts with hefty fees for breaking
last thread: >>147193
🧵 Who is the strongest fighter of all time?
Anonymous at Mon, 5 Feb 2024 16:09:52 UTC No. 185549
No rules except no weapons allowed
Who is the strongest of all time?
🗑️ 🧵 Tammy Sytch
Anonymous at Mon, 5 Feb 2024 02:37:47 UTC No. 185510
This might be the last time she's discussed on her or any other wrestling board for a long time. Does anyone this that more shit about her will come out soon.
🧵 Backflips
Anonymous at Sun, 4 Feb 2024 18:51:26 UTC No. 185470
🧵 Why do people act like fighting on da streetz is radically different than mma?
Anonymous at Sun, 4 Feb 2024 01:57:47 UTC No. 185398
>bro, you can't use bjj on da streetz cause the floor is lava and nails and glass are everywhere
>you can't use bjj cause knives and multiple opponents are everywhere (for some reason people who think so usually also think boxing is good for these while any sane person prefers gun fu or run fu)
>you can't kick on da streetz cause you'll lose your balance
>you can't use use the jab on da streetz cause it doesn't have knockout power
>or maybe don't use punches at all cause you'll break your knuckles
>you can't take me down cause I'll just punch/knee/eyepoke you
>street fights favor stronger people much more than any combat sport
🧵 Andy Anderson Maple board complete from Powell Peralta
Anonymous at Sun, 4 Feb 2024 01:23:47 UTC No. 185394
Is this a good board? It’s not the flight deck, but the Canadian rock maple. 8.45.
In currently relearning skateboard on a Landyachtz tugboat and I think this PP is sick. Let’s discuss.
🧵 Untitled Thread
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Feb 2024 07:15:28 UTC No. 185307
Any other full-send friends out there? Where do you jump? What do you jump? Why do you jump?
🧵 I can’t fight
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Feb 2024 07:46:54 UTC No. 185175
I got concussed while boxing and am realising how easily I can fuck up my life over a hobby with a high-paying desk job, mum to take care of etc. On the flip side I feel like a bitch for backing down from fighting. I know that for my health’s sake I shouldn’t fight but as a man I feel incomplete without this skill. How do i deal with this?
🧵 Untitled Thread
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Feb 2024 19:48:23 UTC No. 185082
>proves bjj doesn't work in a 1v1 street fight
Nothing personal
🧵 Untitled Thread
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jan 2024 19:37:09 UTC No. 184947
Imagine an early UFC style tournament between them
🧵 Brock Lesnar
Anonymous at Wed, 31 Jan 2024 17:21:49 UTC No. 184928
And i welcome you the perfect athlete BROCK LESNAR
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hkTsm
The speed,the strenght his there anything he DOESNT have?