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Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 10:36:34 UTC No. 183820
Why isn’t jousting a major televised sport?
Imagine getting shitfaced with the bros and making bets, watching dudes ride horses trying to fuck each other up.
Dana White should get on this. It has massive potential. You do it like hockey and mix it with fighting, let the knights get off their horses and beat the shit out of each other.
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Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jan 2024 21:38:04 UTC No. 183749
how do i quit skateboarding?
i gotta focus on college and wageslaving sadly. i'm not gifted at it, but it's fun, and i'm kind of addicted.
i want to stop but i always find myself skating again. there's no point to it other than pure fun, but it robs me time i should spend on becoming a better wageslave / simp
i wish i could be a NEET, go gym and skate, but i can't, i'm not rich.
fuck i wish i enjoyed studying as much as i do enjoy skating
how tf do i stop? how do i forget about it?
🗑️ 🧵 Chuck Norris
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jan 2024 16:46:11 UTC No. 183711
People argue about Bruce Lee but was this guy actually good at fighting?
🧵 Who would win, 2011-2018 Jon Jones or 2023 Jon Jones?
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 23:36:44 UTC No. 183625
In the past he was much more agile and spectacular but now he's heavier and probably stronger
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Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 23:38:40 UTC No. 183471
Does anyone have a funky stream link for the pic related nigga fight tonight?
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Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 19:56:22 UTC No. 183431
If every sport and hobby on /xs/ to fight in a rumble which sport would come out on top? The only rule is you can’t bring any equipment that isn’t in legal use within your sport of choice.
🧵 Nick will win the Olympia
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 05:47:53 UTC No. 183371
They can't steal from him every year, this time he'll get it.
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Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 22:06:45 UTC No. 183319
Is hear loss from palm strikes to the ears temporary or permanent?
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Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 23:33:28 UTC No. 183192
Can we all agree size, strength and athleticism is more important than """skill""" in unarmed combat?
🧵 Thoughts on Urban Spelunking?
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 18:55:38 UTC No. 183156
What's the big deal?
🧵 Calcio Storico
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 17:59:06 UTC No. 183153
Why is there a debate about what the best combat sport for street fighting is when there’s already a sport that’s just a big street fight?
https://youtu.be/8_tn5Ji0nac?featur
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Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 23:22:59 UTC No. 183089
Why did the west figure out it was more efficient to hit while keeping your unused hand close to your chin while the east had this weird technique, pulling the rear hand as far back as possible at armpit level?
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Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 19:44:01 UTC No. 183055
>Grappling teaches you how to get away from a large man rapping you when you re on the ground
>Takewondoo,muay thai, kickboxing teaches you how to fight like a woman in a movie
>boxing teaches you how to drop a person with one hit and how to ignore damage
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Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 19:09:06 UTC No. 183053
What's the best martial art for someone who's pretty tall but underweight due to long distance running and chronic diarrheas?
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Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 22:13:10 UTC No. 182981
Name a better martial arts movie
>pro tip: you can’t
🧵 Can a person teach himself to box using one of these and some YouTube videos?
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 10:41:50 UTC No. 182863
I'm too self conscious to bring myself to go a local boxing gym. Never thrown an actual punch at a human in my life apart from my piece of shit mother when I was 14 years old (the cunt wouldn't stop beating me and had to be taught a lesson). But I've been watching some Chris Eubank Senior videos recently and now I'm hooked. How does a person get started on a budget? Also I can't have any hanging bags, I rent so can't damage the walls or ceiling.
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Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 17:25:37 UTC No. 182784
Is striking or grappling better for beating a larger opponent?
🗑️ 🧵 Men be like
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jan 2024 11:37:53 UTC No. 182453
>I know she trains a few hours a day and I'm just a coach potato but I would totally beat her cause I have a penis and I outweight her by 30 lbs, doesn't matter if these 30 lbs are pure fat
🧵 e-sports belong here
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 17:50:43 UTC No. 182368
I never see e-sports threads on this board and this puzzles me. As an immortal ranked Valorant athlete and semi-pro Valorant coach, e-sports are arguably one of THE most extreme sports. Imagine keeping laser focus, all your senses primed, for 40-80 minutes STRAIGHT. Chad thinks he’s the superior athlete because he has bigger muscles, but I know I have 100x the focus, coordination, reflexes, and endurance by virtue of my training. I literally need to eat 3000+ calories a day just to support my brain energy.
>inb4 just post to /vg/
/vg/ is full of casuals. Is it too much to ask that my sport get the respect it deserves on this board? By that logic, martial “artists” should post to /fit/ instead. Brawling like an ape does not make you an athlete, Chad McNeurotrauma.
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Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 15:02:04 UTC No. 182344
What is the largest/most dangerous animal a human being could kill in hand to hand combat
🧵 /esg/ Eternal Skateboarding Generel
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 22:00:40 UTC No. 182012
2024 edition
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Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 00:27:17 UTC No. 181934
>What's the point in learning a martial art if I can just carry a gun?
Why is this retarded statement so frequently used?
🧵 Jeans
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jan 2024 03:34:18 UTC No. 181799
Should I even be wearing jeans. Even if you don't throw kicks in a street fight do jeans constrict movement enough to not be worth it? What are the solutions?
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Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jan 2024 23:41:41 UTC No. 181776
Favourite Joe Rogan clip
Hard mode: not when he says nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2R