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Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 09:47:54 UTC No. 16422551
>https://phys.org/news/2024-10-magn
why are scientists so evil
🗑️ 🧵 Do Female Science Youtubers Subconsciously Entertain Being Masturbated On And Enjoy It?
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 07:32:52 UTC No. 16422485
Hetero women, if mentally proper, put beauty above any phallic capability. It is natural for these female youtubers to subconsciously want to be admired for their beauty rather than intelligence or being capable of communicating math & physics effectively. Deep down they know their channels would have gotten no viewers had they been born a male and don't mind being masturbated to for that youtube money. Wouldn't even surprise me if some are pimped by their boyfriends who actually run their channel.
They rarely teach you anything new, and if they do, you were likely better off reading about the topic on Wikipedia anyway. And I don't think they're that smart either. I remember when 4 took an iq test on camera and claimed some of the questions could be interpreted in multiple ways despite there being no ambiguity to them in reality. She also dropped out of her phd lol.
Me, personally, a zoomer, 2 and 4 don't do it for me. Not relaxed and happy enough to be impregnable. 2 is also overweight and breaths trough her mouth, which likely means a repellent breath. I also consider not wearing makeup on videos you know many people watch as an adult woman, unfeminine. Though I get why some of you here like her, but it's probably older guys. 3 is the one that is the most beautiful and arousing to me, but I'd also fuck the whore that is 1 like I'm Terry A. Davis and she got locked in my minivan.
Do y'all watch any of them and why?
1 - Dianna L. Cowern, Physics Girl
2 - Angela Collier
3 - Jade T. Holmes, Up and Atom
4 - Toby Hendy, Tibees
5 - Abbie Maley, lookalike of 3, a more honest slut
🧵 TWO ATOMS WALK INTO A BAR
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 06:52:05 UTC No. 16422457
“Oh no,” said the first atom,
“I left an electron in the car.”
“Are you sure?” asked the other atom.
The first one replied, “I’m positive.”
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Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 06:20:15 UTC No. 16422439
When will we establish colonies on Mars?
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Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 06:13:27 UTC No. 16422430
I can't really comprehend this. Surely there is no one who is 5, right? Maybe you can't form an apple completely from your imagination, but you can remember what an apple looks like, right? What's the difference?
🗑️ 🧵 Hyperintellectual Frankengookess
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 05:07:38 UTC No. 16422378
>8'2"
>Pale skin and dark hair
>Exaggerated EDAR mutation for good hair and strong teeth
>Complete immunity to all known diseases, including some of the most common ailments such as flu and cavities
>4000+ cc brain that grants her powers unlike any other human known to exist (almost 2x as large as a dutch prisoner who was locked in an asylum who's brain was more than 2x as large as a regular human)
>A touch of my spinal fluid to inbibe the most important values and aspects of my personality
How long do you think it will take for lab made wives to be a thing? Why are our corporate overlords so concerned with making sex bots when they already know how to grow human body parts in labs?
🧵 /sfg/ - Spaceflight General
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 04:27:01 UTC No. 16422298
One Of Us Edition
Previous Thread: https://boards.4chan.org/sci/thread
🧵 New novel (andor earlier) hyper ideas for a science and tech roadmap
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 02:55:29 UTC No. 16422197
Any Ideas?
🗑️ 🧵 /meta/
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 02:34:53 UTC No. 16422176
apparently pointing out taxonomical facts gets you warned (which let's be honest, puts you on the short list to be banned). so taxonomy is racist? i don't get it.
>The researchers discovered that humans and orangutans share approximately 97% of their DNA.
https://www.nih.gov/news-events/nih
the NIH is NOT racist. if you can find a single point of racism from any NIH link, please post.
> bonobo genome is 99.6% identical to corresponding sequences in the chimpanzee genome and 98.7% identical to corresponding sequences in the human genome.
https://www.nature.com/articles/nat
is this nature article racist? if so, please explain how. and if it is, please show me an email you've sent to nature explaining such disapproval of their published work.
>Genotyping and cluster analysis of 750 unique SNP loci discovered through this project support that the donor is indeed 99.5% similar to individuals of European descent
https://journals.plos.org/plosbiolo
this article is simple genome sequencing. it is NOT racist.
at this point, one merely cites simple taxonomical facts that genetic similarities between two different species (bonobos and chimpanzees) which, mind you is biological (scientific) fact compared to genetic similarities between two individuals of the same species (of humans), which mind you is again biological (scientific) fact.
when you start warning or banning people for discussing fucking science on a science board on 4chan, what the actual fuck is going on? jannies need to get cleaned out, because they clearly don't understand science.
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Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 23:46:34 UTC No. 16422000
I am writing a project proposal to NIH. What are you doing? Scientifically speaking.
🧵 What is the technical term for the opposite of an analgesic?
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 22:50:13 UTC No. 16421918
🧵 Finasteride and Sperm Quality
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 22:48:12 UTC No. 16421915
24, my hairline at the temples is receding.
My only concern with finasteride is what it might do to my genetic material.
Apparently it can cause DNA fragmentation in sperm, but if I halt the fin before conceiving, should DNA integrity return to normal?
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Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 22:02:41 UTC No. 16421843
>A crew of now-extinct monkeys made a treacherous transatlantic journey on a natural raft from Africa to settle in South America around 35 million years ago, according to a study of fossilized teeth found in Peru.
Why do postdocs feel the need to spam their r/worldbuilding tier conjecture all over the place. just shut the fuck up and listen to your supervisor. you know the news will eat this shit up. FUCK YOU
>t. biologist
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Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 21:18:59 UTC No. 16421786
We can't even reverse engineer the mortar used on the Great Pyramid and yet this faggot thinks we lifted anti-gravity technology from fallen alien spacecraft.
Not to mention, how stupid do you have to be to think some aliens traveled millions of light years through space just to crash in the middle of some desert. I'm so sick of this moron's schtick.
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Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 20:57:37 UTC No. 16421733
Scientifically speaking, how can we improve basic probability and statistics education in high school?
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Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 20:56:12 UTC No. 16421729
i looked up Somalian wildlife on wikipidia in the exclusive section there is a type of gerbil Dipodillus brockmani you click this page and it takes you to a tiny wiki page with the only source i could read being the IUCN page but there is no images just a range that is also listed on Wikipedia if you look up Dipodillus brockmani the only images that say they are of Dipodillus brockmani are bones and an artical from a fixing company saying they can help you film it but the file says the image is just of a pygmy gerbil anyway does anyone have proof this thing exists im tweeking
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Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 20:55:43 UTC No. 16421727
>spend over 500 bucks on textbooks
>still feel dumb
🧵 Genius or Fool?
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 20:51:49 UTC No. 16421713
Should I keep following and researching his work? Or is it just a waste of scientific time?
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Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 20:32:20 UTC No. 16421647
What would it feel like to be able yo see 300 fps?
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Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 20:12:55 UTC No. 16421587
How will /sci/ react when he dies?
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Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 19:09:50 UTC No. 16421483
You’re telling me this niga took a shit every day and didn’t notice gravity until he saw an apple fall from a tree?
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Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 18:48:12 UTC No. 16421413
math gooning, who do we stop it?
🧵 Destroyed gut microbe
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 18:27:51 UTC No. 16421364
We have destroyed our gut microbe and that causes a lot of problem in our health ,specifically with the use of antibiotics,L.reuteri is probably the solution
https://www.youtube.com/watchv=nZV1