🧵 People laugh at bridgerweight
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Sep 2023 23:32:42 UTC No. 166750
But it actually makes more sense than all these weightclasses with "super" or "jewnior" in its names, none of which existed 70 years ago.
If heavyweight boxers will continue turning into mutants as fast as they've been doing it from Marciano to Fury, 10 years from now you'll see bridger in all promotions and 50 years from now you'll see an additional division at 250 lbs.
🧵 Horn saving fighters from submission or TKO
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Sep 2023 17:55:50 UTC No. 166691
How would you solve this problem? Personally I would abolish breaks. To prevent infinite stalling, referee would tell fighters to stand up if there's no big ground and pound or sensible submission attempts on the ground for 2 minutes. I've also heard ideas not to stop the round if it seems like there's gonna be finish soon or to start a round from the same position the provious round ended in.
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Anonymous at Thu, 14 Sep 2023 17:28:54 UTC No. 166687
In an ideal world, what did he say?
🧵 Fight against bored
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Sep 2023 00:32:08 UTC No. 166578
Any ideas on what can distract me from existance? Could be an extreme sport or eating carolina reapers while sitting in church.
I spent the last 7 years of my life diving into wingsuiting. Skydiving -> base -> wingsuit base. I have put housands of hours into this, extreme budgeting, living similar to a homeless person, all for wingsuits.
But I hit the point where progression is basically suicide and I decided to stop. Now that i have tried to stop I am becoming numb, apathetic for existance again.
Anyone have any ideas that are not explicitly air sports like paragliding, speed flying, skydiving or ws base? Could be a completly alternative method for flooding the brain with endorphins.
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Anonymous at Thu, 14 Sep 2023 00:13:45 UTC No. 166572
Would it be possibly, with enough training and conditioning, to pierce human flesh with one finger? I found this video of some korean guy punching holes in fruit and stuff with his fingers, (assuming it isn't a hoax, that board breaking bit looked pretty suspect) but human flesh is a different thing altogether, right?
>the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCY
🧵 /mtb/ mountain bike general
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Sep 2023 21:19:38 UTC No. 166558
DT SWISS editon
>FAQ on buying a bike that nobody reads anyway:
>> What good bike can I get for under $500?
>a stolen bike. Possibly a newer used entry level hardtail but don't expect it to survive rock gardens, jumps, or drops. Or an older mtb which won't be as good as newer ones and will still have a front derailleur, but it'll be good enough.
>> What good bike can I get for under $1000
>Good used hardtail, new entry level hardtail
>> What good bike can I get for under $2000?
>New Hardtail, decent used full suspension
>> What good bike can I get for under $3000?
>https://www.yt-industries.com/fr/p
>Used full suspension, decent entry level full suspension but prepared to put more money into it.
>> What are the excellent value brands?
>Marin, Commencal, Canyon, Polygon, YT, Propain, Kona, and many more. Sometimes the expensive brands have an excellent value bike
>> What are the differences between an XC, Trail, Enduro, and Downhill bikes?
>XC bikes are for going up fast, go down not as fast. Trail bikes are for going up and down. Enduro bikes are for going down fast, and slower up. Downhill bikes are for going down really fast, needs a ski lift, truck, or the rider pushing it to go up.
>Link to previous thread
>>161959
🗑️ 🧵 A 1906 photo of a filipina baby tied to a wooden post in New Yorks human zoo.
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Sep 2023 07:14:27 UTC No. 166492
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Anonymous at Wed, 13 Sep 2023 01:09:27 UTC No. 166457
I did abit of sanda before covid. I went to join back up recently only to find out that a new guy runs the place and now does shaolin kung fu there. He mainly focuses on form and not so much sparring which is kinda a red flag. So I'm looking at boxing (because I lost my leg stretch) or muay thai
🧵 Why do they all do this
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Sep 2023 21:32:31 UTC No. 166408
>watch literally any youtube channel of skier who spends a lot of time in pow
>when they're on literally anything that isn't deep pow
>straight forward, speedcheck, straight forward, speedcheck...
>upper body flopping from side to side, not remaining vertical, skis far apart, sometimes in backseat on hardpack while attempting to carve
>youtube comments act like every guy who does this is good at skiing because they found a cool looking place to film
Do people like this just never learn to carve? Or have I not experienced a "true" backcountry/pow ski? I get that you can't carve super well on pow-oriented skis, but when I wear them I only run into the "holy shit these skis are going to kill me" problem when I absentmindedly start trying to do carving shit at speeds that only really work on FIS spec skis anyway.
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Anonymous at Tue, 12 Sep 2023 15:43:11 UTC No. 166329
MMA matches should start with both fighters wearing full street clothing
i.e. t-shirt, jeans with belt, and laced sneakers
You can take your clothes off if you want, but only after the match has begun
What do you think?
🧵 Best Punch to Knockout?
Anonymous at Mon, 11 Sep 2023 22:05:00 UTC No. 166234
Does anyone know the best way to knock someone out without killing them? I only know basic punches and aren't intimidating in the slightest, but I want to be able to defend myself. Any specific punch or area to disable whoever I'm fighting?
>Pic semi related, I heard jaw punches are good, also the song kicks ass
🧵 Downhill skiing
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Sep 2023 21:37:11 UTC No. 166074
I got these skis at a sale for $5. Older but fit great minus the back part of the binding is broken (pic related).
I looked up salomon 347 bindings with no luck of really any kind. Is there a part I could buy to fix it because it's only that back latch part that is broken. I don't really wanna buy new bindings (nor do I know where to start, I've only rented downhill maybe 1-2/yr).
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Anonymous at Sun, 10 Sep 2023 18:55:09 UTC No. 166049
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🧵 Reminder:
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Sep 2023 15:51:39 UTC No. 166029
A good 1-2 is literally all you need. That's it.
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Anonymous at Sun, 10 Sep 2023 14:32:50 UTC No. 166021
How can I get a bike and jump off a cliff with it? (Cause extreme sport)
🧵 It's unbelievavable how pathetic UFC heavyweight is
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Sep 2023 11:52:19 UTC No. 166011
>a light heavyweight legend several years past his prime bulked up to heavyweight by eating more McDonald's, beat the least terrible heavyweight fighter in 2 minutes and became the champ
>now he will smash a 41 yo former champion who's considered GOAT of the division even though he lost to a guy who would be a middleweight if he wasn't fat
>then he will retire and so should Stipe or he will end up like Silva
>so who will become the next champion? Gane who couldn't do anything against Jones besides a dickkick?
>the previous champ had the hardest punch in the world and not very much skills besides that
>he pissed Dana off to dodge Jones
Now let's go 15 years back
>a 45 yo guy was the champion
>he got knocked out by a pro wrestler
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Anonymous at Sun, 10 Sep 2023 04:11:20 UTC No. 165970
Wouldn't this shit technically fuck up any Judoka? Just grabbing them and spinning around like that part in SM64 when Mario defeats Bowser by throwing him by his tail in a big spin move. What's the counter for this? If a big nigga came up and just did this, what's the defense?
🧵 Why are mma weightclasses so misogynist?
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Sep 2023 00:10:57 UTC No. 165948
Boxing, judo, bjj, taekwondo. All of these have weightclasses for large women. Only mma doesn't because most promotions seem to believe in a misogynist claim that women can't be both over 145 lbs and fit. Why not just add women's lightweight (155 lbs) women's welterweight (170 lbs) and women's heavyweight (+170 lbs)?
🧵 I'm looking for a word
Anonymous at Fri, 8 Sep 2023 23:25:47 UTC No. 165777
what is the name of the trend that includes slappies and other goofy things.
also read this https://www.metroleague.org/what-is
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Anonymous at Fri, 8 Sep 2023 22:53:26 UTC No. 165772
My teeth, especially incisors often hurt for no reason, like there was too many teeth in my jaw, therefore I don't like biting hard apple core and I would never risk opening a bottle of beer with my teeth.
I guess I shouldn't compete in striking sports and instead go for bjj or something but should I even train striking, which includes sparring with a mouthpiece?
Also, how can I fix my teeth?
🧵 /box/ general
Anonymous at Fri, 8 Sep 2023 22:10:45 UTC No. 165765
Hello, I've been training since March, and while some months I've been more consistent with my training than others, I typically train at least 3-4 times a week. Recently, I had my third sparring session, and I have another one scheduled for tomorrow against someone from a different gym. I'd appreciate any tips you could offer. I wore a gray shirt during my last sparring session, and I'm aware that I didn't perform well. I struggled with ducking, clinching, and had little to no head movement, but was just feeling unusually tired and my throat was hot and the flow of air was so hot for some reason.
Here's the sparring, I am in the gray shirt. Slightly taller.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1d1
🧵 Broken bones /mtb/
Crippled anon at Fri, 8 Sep 2023 13:41:30 UTC No. 165643
Im new to 4chan so i don’t rlly know what im doing
Tl:dr broke my wrist and hip while mtb > on my mtb at a local small (6 short tracks) jump track
> only me and stranger are there very friendly ppl
> i was waiting for a friend from 1 town over to come to stay night then to to city the next day
> Was heading to a double black jump
> i had done in the past
> hit it from a new angle
> dont have enough speed due to not knowing how fast to go from new angle
> hit jump
> fly through the air i love this bit
> feel something isn’t right
> case on jump landing rlly hard
> fly through the air onto ground
> stand
> think im ok
> look at wrist
> wrist is bent in a way its never bent before
> limp three steps to get off track (cant be in some ones way right)
> stare first person i see in they eye
> yell at this poor kid CALL A AMBULANCE this kid was terrified
> ppl are shocked
> lay down
> friendly/helpful adults come to help
> SCREAMING IN PAIN
> explain wrist is fucked and hip hurts ik its not a spinal or head injury thank god
> get adult to call mum
> yell HI MUM IM IN PAIN ect…
> wait 1 hr for ambulance in PAIN
> scream the whole time
> see paramedics
> beg for green whistle before they can even say anything
> get green whistle
> first time getting high it was soooo good
> most pain goes
> don’t remember much
> arrive at ER
> accidentally yell IM HIGH AS FUCK
> nurse threatened to take my whistle if i swear again
> keep my mouth very shut despite being high as a kite
> wrist is swollen and purple like a grape
> if not fixed soon will have to get amputated (didn’t know this at the time)
> get xray
> say ill walk out of the hospital if they give me a needle (have a needle fobia)
> Get laughing gas
> wake to my wrist being fixed its in a cast but its rlly swollen like 2x bigger
> get transferred to different hospital
> stare at paramedics tits the whole time it’s rlly nice
This part 1 have ran out of words if this gets enough attention i will share more