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Anonymous at Wed, 2 Aug 2023 12:33:44 UTC No. 159620
>rnc not in top 3
>not a single vote on d'arce
>12% voted on things that never happen and/or are considered low procentage by everyone
These 533 grapplers are weird
🧵 Paul Vs Diaz Live Stream @nocover
Paul Vs Diaz Live Stream @rEdDiT_Access at Wed, 2 Aug 2023 01:55:42 UTC No. 159561
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🧵 Judo is such a joke
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Aug 2023 23:18:52 UTC No. 159527
Im sorry guys, unless this guy is totally off base, im forever laughing at judo fanboys
>just throw him on the ground and you win
>no you dont actually have to beat him just put him on the ground
>no you cant grab his legs
>if you cant put him on the ground the way we like it then you can just sandbag on top of him and win
literally Judo is to grappling what taekwondo is to kickboxing/muay thai
https://youtu.be/R_A3usNeA-Q
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Anonymous at Tue, 1 Aug 2023 12:32:32 UTC No. 159467
>men under 6’ when they learn that martial arts only work when you’re already big and strong
🗑️ 🧵 How to spot a legit dojo
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Aug 2023 11:32:40 UTC No. 159462
>your coach wants to be called Genghis Khan or emperor Nero instead of sensei
>Genghis Khan only speaks Japanese, Mongolian and Latin but he's so charismatic you understand him anyways
>When a new student appears, Genghis Khan karate chops his neck. If the student doesn't die, he deserves to join.
>everything you do is illegal in Scandinavia
>Genghis Khan has PTSD from Vietnam war because it was too boring
>Genghis Khan was a member of Bloods and Crips at the same time but both of them fired him for being too cruel
>you drill punches to the face with full force
>you do some hard sparring with random people who are walking by dojo
>students who have been practicing for more than 10 years spar on wheelchairs (and still win against bywalkers)
>Genghis Khan handles groin kicks so well you were thinking he doesn't have balls but than he shows you how he breaks bricks with his nuts
>you build pain resistance by smashing each other with cars
>belt gradings contain doing kata under water and you aren't allowed to breathe until you do everythinng perfect
>Genghis Khan believes that society without state would be bellum omnia contra omnes. That's why he's an anarchist.
>Genghis Khan is so mighty he has 10th dan in all martial arts under himself
>several krav maga instructors have been practicing in this dojo but they didn't implement Genghis Khan's techniques because they're too deadly
>You have one punching bag made of raw meat to train biting and one made of tungsten to train headbutts
>you drill gun disarms with loaded magnum 44 revolver
>you drill rape defence with a convinced rapist
>you practice chair strikes as a defence against a SWAT team
>some of the students fight in UFC because they like light sparring
>Genghis Khan is neither a man nor a woman. He's an attack helicopter because he can destroy a whole brigade of infantry.
>building owner thinks Genghis Khan is running ballet classes so when he visits the dojo, you dance not to get kicked out
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Anonymous at Tue, 1 Aug 2023 01:42:38 UTC No. 159403
I need advice from boxers, I am 21 y/o and I have been boxing for about 2 years and my coach has been egging me on to fight in amateur. What are some things I should expect?
> I can only train about 2-3 hours a day which is usually how much I train, is that enough?
> I have been doing boxing as a hobby and an outlet I take the training seriously but do I have to be 100% passionate about boxing to succeed? I have many other hobbies I like to do but I just don’t want it to completely consume my life.
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Anonymous at Mon, 31 Jul 2023 20:07:19 UTC No. 159359
Should more MMA promotions allow fighters to use the Gi if they want?
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Anonymous at Mon, 31 Jul 2023 03:11:10 UTC No. 159263
I’m interested in getting into wrestling, but one of my biggest fears is a spinal cord injury. I’m an athletic person, and I wouldn’t consider myself overly cautious, but spinal cord injuries seem so prevalent in wrestling, and I’d rather be dead than paralyzed. What should I do?
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Anonymous at Sun, 30 Jul 2023 23:33:46 UTC No. 159238
If Shaq beat Maywether, Masahiko Kimura's fans would start thinking that basketball is a better martial art than boxing
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Anonymous at Sun, 30 Jul 2023 19:00:06 UTC No. 159208
Does arm wrestling count as an extreme sport?
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Anonymous at Sun, 30 Jul 2023 18:00:58 UTC No. 159200
What's the point in learning extensive grappling if you can just practice takedown defense and striking?
🧵 New submission has been released!
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Jul 2023 16:11:23 UTC No. 159176
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb_Bd
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UCIiR
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🧵 Complete knee blow out
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Jul 2023 16:00:48 UTC No. 159175
I am 42. Decided to jump on a skateboard which should be relatively easy think to do. I just forgot I’m overweight and live pretty sedentary and have no business acting like I’m 25.
Pushed it out a bit on flat ground and hopped on. Saw like a flash, it was like a temporary loss of consciousness, I think shock from pain. Didn’t hit my head. Came to on ground in pain. Thought knee was sprained so I got up and it just collapsed again.
I have complete tear of ACL/ MCL and a Tibia plateau fracture with a segond fracture (some price kinda floating around). I see surgeon tomorrow. Anyone ever done anything this bad to their knee? How much trouble am I in here?
🧵 Feeling angry. What do ?
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Jul 2023 02:04:46 UTC No. 159081
Tall half white half mexican freak girl savagely beat me up in muay thai class today.
I'm 5'6 while she's easily 6' plus. My nose was bleeding earlier today, one tooth from my upper jaw is loose, while my sides are still hurting from her roundhouse kicks. She humiliated me in front of everyone. I couldn't do shit, just fucking overpowered. She kicked my ass while wearing the most girly clothes possible, a pink gym skirt barely covering her asscheeks, black top with visible sports bra straps, and pink gloves. Our instructor fucking hates me, and I think he intentionally paired me with her to give her a good practice punchbag. She looks sexy though, when she bends, her ass looks shapely.
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Anonymous at Sat, 29 Jul 2023 20:01:04 UTC No. 159032
Are Judo strikes more similar to Karate striking or Boxing striking in terms of power output?
🧵 /xs/ Soccer Team Match
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Jul 2023 18:17:11 UTC No. 159014
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Anonymous at Sat, 29 Jul 2023 17:09:16 UTC No. 159003
Anyone know of good live stream sites for fights?
🧵 /asg/ Airsoft General
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Jul 2023 12:17:15 UTC No. 158937
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Anonymous at Sat, 29 Jul 2023 00:18:53 UTC No. 158881
Using all of your martial arts knowledge,
How do you escape this position as the guy on the bottom?
🧵 The 12-6 elbow, mohawk and Chael Sonnen
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Jul 2023 16:38:20 UTC No. 158815
1/2
There is a controversy about whether or not should 12-6 elbow be legal. Chael Sonnen said why, in his opinion, it shouldn't https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye79N
He says that you mustn't hit the part of the skull called mohawk and points his fingers on the top and back of his head. But are strikes to the top of the head actually banned? I tried to find info about it and I found this quote
>The Committee has found a compromise between the Mohawk definition and the headphones definition. The Committee recommends a nape of the neck definition.
>Basically, the group concluded that a strike that touches the ear is generally acceptable. Strikes are not permissible in the nape of the neck area up until the top of the ears. Above the ears, permissible strikes do not include the Mohawk area from the top of the ears up until the crown of the head. The crown of the head is found where the head begins to curve.
>In other words, strikes behind the crown of the head and above the ears are not permissible within the Mohawk area. Strikes below the top of the ear are not permissible within the nape of the neck area.
Picrel is how do I understand this quote (assuming that strikes to carotid artery are legal because I didn't find any info about them being illegal). Most of the upper head, including the part struck by Jon Jones when he got dq'd is a legal zone. But this is a different understanding than what Chael says which puts me in an uncomfortable situation where I'm arguing with a pro mma fighter about how does mma work.
Then he says that strikes to the "mohawk" are banned "for good scientific reason; soft spot and some other stuff" but is soft spot on the top of the head really a thing? I know babies have it but adults? If you headbutt someone's nose, chin or even forehead with the top of your head he'll get hurt rather than you.
🧵 Training MMA on the road
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Jul 2023 15:36:44 UTC No. 158807
I’m a solar technician who works on the road a lot. I recently started training mma and I want to eventually start fighting but with inconsistencies in where I’ll be that complicates things; do most mma gyms allow out of towners train for a few weeks at a time? And how would that affect my overall performance/ability? Anyone else done this?